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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born February 11, 1996 in Ramat Gan, Tel Aviv, Israel. She stands 5′ 4″ and measures 362534 and 119 lbs. Please tell a joke to Miss Coral Sharon.

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  3. Her pictures look better than her gifs which look like they were filmed with a fisheye lens

  4. Well, the poat pics are a result of a lot of browsing, pages and pages of selfies. She doesn’t smile a lot, I’m guessing her back hurts all the time.

  5. pages and pages of selfies

    She wants documentation that her tits weren’t at the level of her fupa for her grandchildren

  6. Good morning, early risers. Apparently my brain gets up at around 4:30, 4:45 now. I feel pretty good though because I got to bed early too. Wonder if this is a permanent thing. I kinda like it.

    Still laughing at the idea of a remote abortion clinic way out in the country, hours away from people and hospitals. Hah! Why doesn’t anybody laugh right in their face when they spout this crazy shit?
    Not to mention the actual mindfuck they are trying to pull, where we have to let a struggling baby…what, die? To save their life from the long drive? AYFKM?

  7. Fupa is probably one of the best uses of this new acronym-style language that has been springing up for a while.

  8. products, not uses
    still working on the first coffee

  9. Oi!!

  10. This poat reminds me of Michael. I remember him talking about his trip to Israel and saying he noticed there were a lot of bosomy women there.
    Happy Birthday Michael!

  11. And they’re kosher.

  12. I’m sitting in Paula’s Jeep, in the pouring rain, outside of the CrossFit gym with Rowan. How did I find myself in this situation you may ask? My truck went in for service Wednesday and they had to order parts which means it wasn’t done until yesterday afternoon. My ride was working and is working again today. There was no time for the gym plus driving me to get my truck and getting to her job on time so we’re stopping by the garage on her way home. The garage isn’t open on the weekend so that would not have worked.

  13. Go in and do some crossfit Jimbro!!

    wakey wakey

  14. …and then, a Man appeared. And it was over.

  15. aka “Daddy’s home.”

    Bet you anything that kid has no dad.

  16. Pool team did well – we needed 11 games to their 15 and we got 13. Bonus points!

    ——

    Nice job, Mitchell. We don’t want any H2ers embarrassing us. We’re winners here. *cough*

    Also, that video is excellent and made my morning. We need more men like that…everywhere.

  17. I made first contact with a chicken rental place. So happy. I think this is a decent compromise. I don’t have to spend the time to make or buy a coop, or raise chicks. They bring a quite lovely and secure movable chicken tractor, all the supplies- the food and water and receptacles, bird treats- all of it- with a few boids and some education.

    I get to daily move the chickens to all the problem areas of my yard and garden and hoophouse during the growing season, then the company comes to take them away before Winter. Their main environmental effect is destruction and ground-clearing and that’s what I need them for.

    It costs some money but speaking as a single-minded and possibly actually insane gardener I get fantastic weeding and pest reduction plus growing bed preparation, which is a huuuuge time saver for me. I can make that money back in a few hours at the shop with the time saved. Usually in Spring and Summer I will take whole days off to get that stuff done and it’s the suckiest part of gardening. Oh and eggs, and awesome compost.

    And education. For when I DIY chickens later on.

    And I don’t have to trudge out to the coop in Winter to keep them alive and watered when they’re not providing much.

    I just can’t fall in love. That’s the only trick to this plan.

  18. Lumps, so they eat bugs (obviously a good thing) and deposit poo which is great for beds?

    I think it sounds like a great idea.

  19. THANKS MARE!!! I feel amazing. This is clicking into place. I might not ever get my own chickens. Why? I’m a gardener. This is for the garden, and it’s really easy, and cheap. Duh! Wish I had thought of it years ago.

  20. I can honestly say that “Rent a Chicken” was never on any Career Day presentations when I was growing up.

    What a country!

  21. I kind of want to look into our county’s rules about raising chickens AND see if there are any chicken rentals around here.

  22. Today should be a relatively quiet day at work since Monday is a holiday. My minions are supposed to be working on their presentations for the tech brief next month, so I have minimal supervisory duties.

  23. “If Prince Harry and Meghan get divorced does she retain custody of his balls?” – Larry Elder

  24. They also eat all the vegetation and scratch up the surface, Mare. If you leave them on a patch of lawn or garden too long it will be denuded yo bare earth in no time. In my “non-gardening” year the weeds really got a foothold and I’ve been dreading this job. No more! They will turn it into eggs.

  25. We live in a townhouse now and are considering a house in a very good neighborhood that has a lot of weird half-finished crap in it. IF we can get it, it will require a lot of money (long term) and a lot of work to get it to the “mare would live there and not gag stage.”

    If we put a good deal of money into it, at least what we think it will take to be very nice, it would still bring it under current comps.

    St Pete is very old and was a “snowbird” haven. Small boxy homes with one-car garages or carports, small rooms and tiny kitchens.

    This was a rental and although the neighbors said the people who rented were nice, the owners did NOT take good care of it.

    Something sketchy, in the front of the house, is a set of windows that belong to a front bedroom. When you walk into the bedroom the windows have been drywalled over. No windows in the bedroom. Huh. Either a meth house, a guy whose hobby was photography or something even weirder.

    Anyhoo, I didn’t find $20 and could use about $200,000. Thanks in advance.

  26. Lumps, this house we are contemplating has a yard that is a great size and could, I think, accommodate chickens (no roosters neighbors are close) if I was diligent about rotating the run section.

    I need to think about this and the denuded area is something to keep in mind.

    I’ve learned the hard way that I need to look at something lovely in nature. A garden, or water, pretty trees. I guess most people do although my husband who does ID’s said lots of people don’t care.

    In Texas, we ran out of money after building our home and the backyard was grass and a brown fence. Texas in the winter is a brown wasteland. Brown bricks, brown grass, brown trees. It about killed me.

    We currently have a beautiful view of a small lake only 25 yards from our house. Ospry dive for fish, birds of all kinds, an alligator, it’s delightful.

    Well I’m just a little chatty Kathy today.

    I didn’t sleep well thinking about the new home possibility. Lots of cons, but I think more pros.

  27. Why are we are considering a move from something we have a lot of equity in and generally like and have great neighbors?

    THE MOTHER EFFING HOA.

    My daughter had her car towed because she didn’t have a guest sticker and twice within the last few weeks my husband received an email showing a picture of his truck parked in a communal parking space sticking 4 INCHES into what they say is the street. WTF is walking around taking pictures of this bullshit. They are the people who give HOAs a shit name.

    Good thing I have low blood pressure.

  28. Still laughing at the idea of a remote abortion clinic way out in the country, hours away from people and hospitals. Hah! Why doesn’t anybody laugh right in their face when they spout this crazy shit?

    Not to mention the actual mindfuck they are trying to pull, where we have to let a struggling baby…what, die? To save their life from the long drive? AYFKM?

    If the republican had an actual functioning testicle amongst the lot of them, this is exactly the reaction they should be giving in front of the camera.

    But they don’t, and they won’t.

  29. Ok todays model is on topic with massive tits. However it looks like her right hand it twice the size of her left. Originally I thought it was just some photo shop screwup, but it’s in a lot of the pictures. The red bikini pic is probably a mirror image.

  30. WTF is walking around taking pictures of this bullshit. They are the people who give HOAs a shit name.

    Every HOA has them, and every HOA has a bad name.

    Nobody reads the actual fucking by-laws before closing, so they’re “surprised” when they get Karen-ed or Kevin-ed out of the blue.

  31. Hotspur we did read them. We were one of the first here. And before a lot of northerners moved in here it was a paradise. A lot of changes have been made and I am not shitting you, there is no demarcation to show parking space vs street. It’s just some bitch mad that a lot of trucks park in the spaces.

  32. Lisa Marie Pressley a 54-year-old woman dies of a heart attack.

    Seems legit.

  33. Drugs, and her dad died of same at 44 (?) also with a history of drug use.

    Vaxx prolly didn’t help, but Occam has a simpler suggestion.

  34. Hmm. I sense playoff material off the bat this year.

    Those storms yesterday were a bitch. One supercell kept dropping twisters from Selma right on into Georgia. 6 dead confirmed. What a freaking mess. Missed where I’m at though, thankfully.

    HOAs should be banned.

    Whoever first domesticated chickens did humanity a huge favor.

    I…I think that’s about got things covered.

  35. HOAs hate chickens. Just being clear about that.

  36. It’s weird every time I think about being old than my grandfather ever got to be, hadn’t occurred to me that I’ve also outlived Elvis.

    And Chris Farley. And John Candy. And John Belushi.

  37. Those storms yesterday were a bitch.

    We had really bad wind here this morning. Blew the back screen door open so hard to snapped the wooden door frame it’s mounted in. I’m going to have to either do some carpentry or hunt for a handyman.

  38. Nice looking woman. In spite of her enormous breasts.

  39. Thermadin, would you rather have a right handed or left handed hand job from this youngster?

  40. Mare, I was trying to support your point, not try to claim that you were the problem.

    I built a condo development twenty years ago and both my architect partner and I each bought units. It was a great place to live, and everybody got along just fine.

    Until…..

    In Michigan an HOA stays under the control of the developer until 80% of the units are sold. Almost immediately upon reaching the 80% benchmark several of the homeowners insisted upon an immediate election of officers, and full control.

    That’s when the shit hit the fan. We honest to god had a neighbor who complained about the color of the flowers on her neighbors front porch, and many other ridiculous such complaints.

    When I sold my house 15 years later and moved out I said “Never again.”

  41. I will never again live somewhere not zoned “Agricultural”.

  42. Wife is doing Chair Force stuff this week, and her office’s software license for some photo editing package is expired and there’s no one around to just renew it this week.

    So the PC is now air gapped from the internet and has been told it is October of 2022.

  43. This is the sort of outside-the-box thinking that gets good folks punished in today’s military, so I’m hoping she doesn’t get into trouble.

  44. I made first contact with a chicken rental place.
    ———————–
    This is the best sentence written on this pos blog in a long time.

    Up your game faggots.

  45. What are game faggots and how to you up them?

  46. laura at 4:30 am

  47. youtube: are MTG and Mrs. Luntz bumping uglies?

    She presents an interesting case.

  48. TBH, her hands were not a feature I examined on the first 5 passes through her picture. There’s only one where her hands look really asymmetric and that’s the one where she’s in front of the wall of hanging vines wearing some brown colored whore outfit. I’m guessing it’s a trompe l’oeil from positioning or a camera filter or she just gave a handie and it’s swollen from that rather than true hemihypertrophy

  49. twitter: 90s music test

  50. What are game faggots and how to you up them?
    —————————-
    Don’t pretend to be ignorant. Anyone now know what a game faggot is?

  51. DO NOT IMAGE SEARCH “GAME FAGGOT” FAGGOTS !!!

  52. is that with or without quotes?

  53. twitter: happy anniversary bob newhart!

    60 years, wow

  54. Joel Berry
    @JoelWBerry
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    Jan 12
    BREAKING: The phrase “now we’re cooking with gas” has been added to Stanford’s list of harmful language

  55. Massive mammaries FTW. If she could smile she’d be a shoo-in to star in Tiddler on the Roof.

    עבודה טובה, Pupster!

  56. Watching too many Uncle Roger video. Now when I slam someone with a high value triple word score I shout “EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!”

  57. Uncle Roger and Emotional Damage guy are two different guys. But they DID collaborate, sort of.

  58. Don’t pretend to be ignorant. Anyone now know what a game faggot is?

    Soccer players, dummy.

  59. pretty sure that’s racist, Tex!

  60. There is no such thing as too many uncle roger videos.

  61. Floridaman, is this a thing?

  62. you hate to see it: AOS – Woke Leftwing Super-Investment Firm BlackRock Announces Layoffs After Suffering “Heavy Losses”

  63. BITCH for 39 points. TRIPLE EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

  64. whoa! Robot umps in all 30 Triple A ballparks

    I ordered (2) 2.5 gallon jugs of kerosene at Home Depot because the in-store brand is ten bucks a jug more than one of the brands they sell online. K1 is K1 so I placed my order for delivery to the store.

    Then I got an email with a QR code telling me to go the lockers in the store. I didn’t know what the lockers were, so I go in the store looking for them, they’re right by the front door, I scan the QR code on the screen at the front, a little door pops open and inside is my kerosene, it’s already paid for, I grab it, and walk out. No interaction with a person.

    Win for me, win for Home Depot because they don’t have to pay some fag to operate a cash register.

    If your job can be done by a robot, you will be replaced.

    (Robots don’t file HR complaints because someone misgendered them.)

  65. I’ve had a full day already. It’s almost time to go to work now. ugh.

    Remember friends, DoorDashsucks.

  66. One of the things about living far enough out in the boonies … is nobody will deliver food. Well outside the range of most home delivery, whether in-house or third party.

    And I’m good with that.

  67. One of these days I have to exchange an old style propane tank at the Home Depot. They don’t let you take the tank into the store so I’d pay cash, get the combo number for a fresh tank and give them the old useless tank I’ve had for ages.

  68. Our local pizza joint offers delivery which we have used a few times in about 10 years. They were open regularly and there was always a line of cars near the shop but Covid killed it. They closed completely and then had sporadic open hours after that. Half the time we called to order the phone would just ring endlessly. I think they got lazy and enjoyed hardly working. The gas station makes good pizza so they get our business when we actually order pizza ourselves. When Ben is around we get him to order from somewhere with better pizza in Bangor.

  69. We didn’t get an HOA until 80% of the units sold. Old retired guy and his snowbird buddies came up with a bunch of BS rules. Stickers for our cars. One pet per unit. Pets must be chipped and registered. Cars, registered. Lots of crap that Mrs Kravitz would go around documenting. No one obeyed, until they started fining us. We started Delivery at work. Contractor. My boss has to deliver when the delivery company doesn’t show up. WalMart we shopped in Vegas has the EV delivery. WalMart in AR had drone delivery.

  70. Mare, I hope you get the property you want. Our views are all mountains. Yawn. (My cousin from Spain was here for the holidays. Her son has a digital camera. Kids are rediscovering film and digital cameras. He takes pictures…of EVERYTHING. Eastern NM is boring and flat.) Northern NM has the best vistas.

  71. The longest stretch of highway in America 🇺🇸 is between Clines Corner and Vaughn NM.

  72. Most boring. David from Madrid stopped 17 times between CC and Vaughn. Antelope. Sierra Blanca. I have a friend from Vaughn. Her hubby is a cop. Her family works at Penny’s, Circle K, and Allsups. She works at the bank and Penny’s. Vaughn is flat and ugly, but the altitude makes it a travel hazard. I’m mad about the CC travel center after my name aged out of the crap souvenirs.

  73. Scott knows. The Gila is the real American deal. Drats are coming after the Gila Wilderness.

  74. Most boring stretch of road I can remember driving was from just outside Denver to North Platte, Nebraska. Straight as a fucking arrow and flatter than pee on a plate.

    The day I did it I was in my ’77 Jeep CJ7 without AC and it was about 100º. Kept the top up for shade, but the doors were off and the sides were rolled up.

  75. Dan is making Posole. I don’t like Posole. I don’t like soup. Posole is soup.

  76. North Platte, NE has the country’s largest railroad switching yard. You talk about your underrated tourist traps…..

  77. In my experience, Mexicans who don’t like posole are about as common as cowboys who don’t like beer or sailors who don’t like hookers. Or well hung midget trannies who don’t like your mom.

  78. If I’m reading things right, Wiser may not have his radio gig now. Bummer.

  79. Where are you seeing that, Will? His site has radio archives up through today.

  80. Today was his last day. A lefty bought the station.

  81. Shit.

    2nd look at the Hostages podcast?

  82. He made a ton of contacts over the last few years. I think he will find something bigger and better in no time.

  83. […] Hostages has BBF […]

  84. I have fat clothes. Clothes. And skinny clothes. Dan is getting rid of my fat and skinny clothes. I’m stressing. Currently a size 6. What if I get back into my 4s and 2s? He isn’t about Goodwill. Threw out 6 trash bags of my clothes today. What if I need my 8s and 10s? He is throwing his fat clothes. Not much demand for clothes that fit Big and Tall. Mexico and Africa don’t want clothes. They want money.

  85. I had a buddy that was sick of the BS from the HOA so he ran for president and won. It was difficult to get enough votes to change any of the rules but he could not enforce the your grass is too high and you left your trash can out after 10am. He was quite popular with the people who were tired of the oppressive karens whining about everything.

  86. Wiser will rise above this latest setback.

  87. So, how’s life, everybody?

    Hope y’all don’t mind if I stop by more often. Seems I’ve been able to free up a serious chunk of time recently.

  88. Who’s the new guy?

  89. I already have an interview set up with a much larger radio group.

    So this change may be just the kick in the ass I needed.

    🤞

  90. Prayers for you. I’d love to hear you in Hannity’s timeslot over here. Our mid-afternoon guy is pretty good, but I can’t stand that that melonhead still has a radio presence.

  91. Vmax. Friend was VP of the HOA. She couldn’t fix the issue we had, that she had. HOA is afraid of Messican gangbangers. She was half like me. White me conceded to HOA. I should’ve gone total gangsta.

  92. Hope y’all don’t mind if I stop by more often. Seems I’ve been able to free up a serious chunk of time recently.

    No, we’re delighted to have you back.

    Did you consider pulling a Liz Cheney or Adam Kinsinger to keep your job?

  93. Or maybe you could have taken a few pages out of Gabe’s playbook.

  94. He has integrity. Praying to St Joseph the Worker. My Commie moms patron Saint. BITD. Dan lost his job at Target. We went to Mass. Homily was about St Jo. Dan had a St Jo prayer card. Dan got a job offer the next day.

  95. I already have an interview set up with a much larger radio group.
    ——-

    Tell me about your greatest strength?
    What is your greatest weakness?
    Tell me about yourself
    Where do you see yourself in five years?
    What are your long-term career goals?
    How do you handle criticism?
    What is your ideal company culture?
    Why do you want to work here?
    What motivates you?
    Why should we hire you?

  96. How many bullwhips are in your ass RIGHT NOW?

  97. Pup –
    nice job.

  98. i actually looked up Mortal sin – & even listened to the song and checked out the lyrics…

  99. yep

  100. >>>Did you consider pulling a Liz Cheney or Adam Kinsinger to keep your job?

    Never. That and the insulting pay cut were my two main issues.

    You want to pay me less AND destroy my personal integrity??

    Fuck all the way off with that bullshit!

  101. Can’t find my phone. Team tablet.

  102. Grave matter
    Full knowledge of the gravity of the sin
    Full consent of the will

    It’s sad that I have that memorized and have to use a card for the Act of Contrition.

  103. Tell me about your greatest strength?
    What is your greatest weakness?
    Tell me about yourself
    Where do you see yourself in five years?
    What are your long-term career goals?
    How do you handle criticism?
    What is your ideal company culture?
    Why do you want to work here?
    What motivates you?
    Why should we hire you?

    I think my biggest fault is that I try too hard and always give 150% to every challenge I’m presented with.

    I also am cursed with an overdeveloped sense of humility. I believe that without that, I would not be as great as I am.

    And considering the fact that I am truly the most talented person on the radio in the state, if not the northeast, it’s pretty incredible that I am able to keep my ego in check.

  104. Team Leon. These past few weeks have been crazy for Catholics.

  105. Final insult: “hey, would you consider doing a Saturday shift?”

    “Again, fuck allll the way off.”

  106. Weeks? WEEEKS!?

    FNT is low attendance tonight, only 12k watching.

  107. **reads chat room comments
    wonders who wiserass is **

  108. hunhhn

  109. ****
    omment by wiserbud on January 13, 2023 7:08 pm
    Final insult: “hey, would you consider doing a Saturday shift?”

    “Again, fuck allll the way off.”
    ****

    haaaaahaahahaaaaa

  110. We also sent our beloved Tequila over the Rainbow Bridge tonight.

    I’ve been telling people that I feel like I’m living in a country song today.

    I am NOT letting wiserbride out of my sight.

    Anyone want to guess who they’ve selected to replace me until they find someone stupid enough to take that job permanently?

    Go ahead….. guess….

  111. ooooooo
    wiser….
    i think i remember Zimmm

  112. They literally wanted to cut my pay by nearly 50%.

  113. They really wanted you to sell you soul to them and, I’m sure, would have screwed you over just the same for the slightest infraction. Your integrity is inspiring wiser. And as Brandon says, “Not a joke”, except I, and I’m sure the entire H2, actually mean it.

  114. i think i remember Zimmm

    EXCUSE ME?!?!?!

    “Zheyzam” if you don’t mind…

  115. They really wanted you to sell you soul to them and, I’m sure, would have screwed you over just the same for the slightest infraction.

    One of the two new owners has said that conservative talk radio is what is destroying this country.

    So yeah, this was a blatant “make him an offer he’ll have to refuse” moment, assuming the lure of being on the radio would keep me there.

    They were wrong.

  116. “”
    EXCUSE ME?!?!?!

    “Zheyzam” if you don’t mind…

    **
    whyz-eerrr
    i was always the retarded monkey of the bunch
    ;;
    *****

    dood
    you’re teh awesome –
    i agree with j’brony –
    you’re ready for prime time –

  117. I buried Sammy on Wednesday, Wiser, sympathies.

    Is your truck okay? And did that Tom guy actually debase himself to take the job?

  118. fuk um

  119. i actually looked up Mortal sin – & even listened to the song and checked out the lyrics…

    SUCK ON THAT ONE SOBEK

    I mean, thanks Jam, it’s nice to know that my musical selections are appreciated.

  120. *sniff sniff sniff*

    Why does it smell like brownfield remediation in here?

  121. **SUCK ON THAT ONE SOBEK***

    i may have actually vocallized…….

    HAAAHHHAASAHHHHHHH

  122. And did that Tom guy actually debase himself to take the job?

    DING DING DING!!!!!

    We have a winner! That backstabbing POS has been working to undermine me ever since I told him I wasn’t managing his stupid radio website 2 years ago.

    I told him that I felt the morning guy/ station manager has been phoning it for the last three years.

    That scumbag went out into the parking lot and called him and told him what I said

    I’m gonna laugh my ass off as that place sinks further and further if that’s what they consider “talent.”

  123. Tequila is gone? OMG. Bridge to far. My heart is breaking.

  124. Why does it smell like brownfield remediation in here?

    Ok, that’s funny right there, that is.

  125. And did that Tom guy actually debase himself to take the job?
    ——-
    That reminds me of the old joke with the punch line of, “We’ve already established what you are. Now we’re just haggling over the price.”

  126. Tequila is gone? OMG. Bridge to far. My heart is breaking.

    Yeah. He’s not in pain anymore. 15 1/2 years. He was the best boy and was greatly loved for his entire life.

    We were lucky to have known him.

  127. I buried Sammy on Wednesday, Wiser, sympathies.

    Back at you, Leon.

    It’s a tough thing we do, but it is also a gift.

  128. WTF??? Did I just completely forget HTML in the last 10 minutes?

  129. Wow. I don’t believe in Hell, but that Tom guy is gonna get his, someday. I hope when he has dementia he’s gonna grow taste buds in his asshole and not be able to tell anybody why he keeps trying to put fresh fruit in there.

  130. As many Hostages that we have lost, many and beloved, we are equally bereft as to the four legged hostages we have lost.

  131. dood
    you’re teh awesome –
    i agree with j’brony –
    you’re ready for prime time –

    *blush*

    the place I’m interviewing is pretty close to prime-time in this state.

    The owner likes to advertise his changes on billboards. Meaning it’s quite possible my face could soon be up on a billboard along the highway.

    I suggest keeping an eye on traffic fatalities in my state. That should be a good indicator of whether or not they hired me.

  132. That reminds me of the old joke with the punch line of, “We’ve already established what you are. Now we’re just haggling over the price.”

    A couple of years ago, after I told him I was done handling his web site, he kept telling me “I’m talking to a guy, but if you could just do it for two more weeks…”

    So I would.

    And this continued for a couple of months. I finally told him “I’m done. No more.”

    A few weeks later, he tells me that he’s hired a guy, but if I could just post the last two shows, that would be really great. Here’s $50.”

    Just to keep the peace, I say “fine.”

    He walks away, then comes back, leans his head into my office and says “whore.” And walks away.

    I wait a few moments, then stand up, walk into the studio (he was filling in for the morning guy), throw the fifty on the table and say “whaddya know… your shit didn’t get recorded after all.” And walked out.

  133. And considering the fact that I am truly the most talented person on the radio in the state, if not the northeast, it’s pretty incredible that I am able to keep my ego in check.

    Hahahahaha.

    I asked this on Facedouche, but did you ever interview Rick Mastracchio on the ground? He left NASA so he wasn’t on call for press events any more.

  134. I hope when he has dementia he’s gonna grow taste buds in his asshole and not be able to tell anybody why he keeps trying to put fresh fruit in there.

    Damn I’ve missed this place! 🤣

  135. Wait, you’re saying you have a face for radio? Finally

  136. but did you ever interview Rick Mastracchio on the ground?

    Never got the chance. Sent out feelers, but he never responded.

  137. Wait, you’re saying you have a face for radio? Finally

    I swear to all that is holy, that joke gets funnier and funnier every time I hear it. Seriously. 😁

  138. Good luck, hope you find the job you want.

  139. ***
    I asked this on Facedouche, but did you ever interview Rick Mastracchio on the ground? He left NASA so he wasn’t on call for press events any more.
    ***
    o
    M
    G

    From the the top rope!!!!

  140. Wait, you’re saying you have a face for radio? Finally

    Have you considered that perhaps I am just so stunningly handsome that women (and the occasional guy) might be so taken by my visage that they forget how to drive safely?

    I mean… that is a possibility… maybe…

  141. Good luck, hope you find the job you want.

    Thanks, sweetheart.

    And thanks to everyone for the warm welcome home.

  142. Not sure what you mean by top rope, Jam, I tried at one point to get another interview set up, but I don’t think anything could top that. One of the ladies who helped me just retired. Her replacement prefers AMAs on Reddit instead of, like, talking.

  143. Then again, my brain is kind of tired and fuzzy tonight, I’m probably missing something obvious.

  144. He walks away, then comes back, leans his head into my office and says “whore.” And walks away.

    WOW.

  145. “True story.”

  146. I’m streaming Hamilton. Love this show. Dan kicked me out of the living room. He hates Hamilton. I cry. This show is awesome. Get past the hip hop and the gratuitous immigrant caca. Music is awesome

  147. I’ve been watching this couple build a house for the last year or so but I’ve learned absolutely nothing beyond Lydia’s wardrobe and the multiple ways she ties her hair back. Maybe it’ll eventually click and I’ll be handy or something.

  148. Their thumbnail game is a lot like her pants: tight.

  149. I am going to miss Tiki. We’ve been getting Roo ROO’d for 14-15 years.

  150. I am going to miss Tiki. We’ve been getting Roo ROO’d for 14-15 years.

    The official welcome to Stevetopia.

  151. WISER!!!!!!!

    ***runs in, wraps arms around for a hug, is only 5 feet tall, so ends up kneecapping Wiser and knocks him over***

    Ummm….sorry about that, dude. Might ought a rub some dirt on that.

    (Sorry to hear about Tequila – gentle {{{hugs}}} from here to you and Wiserbride)

  152. Detroit Am radio went from pretty good to horrible. You could replace any number of mediocre talk show hosts here.

  153. ***runs in, wraps arms around for a hug, is only 5 feet tall, so ends up kneecapping Wiser and knocks him over***

    *looks down*

    WHAT THE FUCK GODDAMNIT MY KNEES WHAT THE…..

    Oh.

    Hey! Hi there, TiF!!! Missed you too! ❤️

  154. Are the Palestinians protesting DoorDash, Carin?

  155. Didi endured Ron’s petulance.


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