Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
This song was recorded just over thataway.
Computer issues have been resolved for now, so there’s new HHD fodder.
Fake redhead for Carin.
Another hockey player in the off-season.
Sleeve tat.
Kick back.
Last, but not least.
Thank you for your attention, thanks to Pirate’s Cove for the linky love every week, and y’all have a good day.
Update (car in) . In order to be more inclusive and relevant to yesterday’s wonderful performance by Mayor Pete:
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Good morning
Where Hunter Biden at?
Joe Biden took a flyer on his NH victory party and headed to SC early
I think that will make all the difference for Plugs
Come on in Joe the water is great.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/cluster-of-sharks-in-one-spot-off-carolinas-coast-grows-more-intense-and-mysterious/ar-BBZQYNa
So a communist won NH. Eff NH and the weasels within it.
A F*CKING COMMUNIST.
Reagan was a very wise man.
wakey eakey
are, people are risking their lives to get the videos out. 1800 travelers from Wuhan a day go through Africa, yet Africa hasn’t reported any Corona virus.
Yea, well … I have doubts on Africa’s abilities in this regard.
To everyone in NH:
https://tinyurl.com/rakf25v
*Except that older guy (my age *cough*) who said Bernies’ policies would be horrible for America.
I saw another video last night of enormous spray tank trucks pouring out some type of gas. The size of the opening was at least 2-3 feet. Shut up you filthy whores.
I honestly don’t know what to believe coming out of China.
Carin, I agree. My common sense side says the media likes to play up every situation as well as the conspiracy people (of which I am one).
My common sense also says that China is a country full of lying, authoritarian, commie scum bags who hate the individual. And who always spend a lot of time, money and energy controlling narratives. Also, the Hong Kong protestors are off the table now.
My guess is that we’ll start to hear of African CV if it starts hitting the Catholic or Mormon missionary churches. If the assertion about it being a worse infection for Oriental males holds up though, we might hear very little.
I mean, you can’t make this up.
My guy, Buttigieg, is actually making a run at it.
Smart democrats know Trump will be hard to beat which left them with candidates that are either way out over their skis or too old to know their day has passed.
This is how you get a 37 year old neophyte facing off with a 78 year old relic.
Don’t the Chinese need to do a little something about their excess males?
*adjusts tinfoil codpiece
Yikes, just saw a video of 3 children put in one body bag because of shortages.
I’m being played one way or the other.
Land wars in Asia are cheaper and safer. I figured they’d invade Russia or India.
Easter egg link gives me a 404 error.
403 error
Medium article on a Democrat going to a Trump rally.
Coronavirus has to be coming from something in their environment.
Water or food.
* searches for FDA bat cooking guidelines *
Embedded comment and Easter egg fixed.
Interesting, Roamy.
I guess the liberal press has done an incredible job of painting Trump supporters as crazy and violent.
Projection once again.
Land wars in Asia are cheaper and safer. I figured they’d invade Russia or India.
Expansion into Africa and Central Asia, which they are already doing. If push comes to shove and they need resources, they’ll simply put 500,000 troops across the trans-Siberian railroad and cut Russia off from its far east. The problem with a war is that losing so many young men who were their family’s future means a lot of social unrest. That’s very dangerous. Far better to try and ship those excess men off to other parts of the world, to spread Chinese culture, and seed.
Could we actually end up with a Sanders/Buttigieg ticket? McMegan was saying on Twitter that Sanders draws the youth portion of the Obama coalition, but not the suburban/urban middle-class voters. Buttigieg seems to draw the upper-middle-class white voters. Throw in a bunch of stuff about “decriminalization” and you might keep the urban minority vote stable.
This was the “if they mean to kill them off” scenario I was addressing, in response to the suggestion about a possible purpose for CV.
No internet access at my house. The cable guy is stopping by tomorrow night at 7PM. Anyone want to do a Thursday post?
Remote tech said our modem is over 5 years old and that might be the issue. Whatever, I think that’s bullshit but we may as well get a newer one
Buttplug apparently wrote some sort of love letter to Sanders in high school that won a JFK award, so I could see it.
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/washington-secrets/loaded-swamp-100-001-plus-salaries-the-norm-in-dc-for-first-time
For the first time, there are more residents of the nation’s capital who make at least $100,001 than residents of any other income group, the clearest sign of the economic gap between those who run the federal government and Middle America.
Income figures released by the District government found that 87,759 of 354,901 taxpayers in 2019 reported earning over $100,000.
The next-largest income group was the lowest earners, 81,760 who made $25,001 to $50,000.
Roamy, any thoughts about this?
The salary race down there has made the real estate insane. Friend of mine got an 1800 sq ft townhouse with a postage-stamp yard and 1 parking place for $450k about 6 years ago and felt lucky to get it so cheap. He could almost certainly sell for profit now.
I go back and forth on whether or not it would be worth it to try and find work in DC. The commute and expense would be painful, but I’m more likely to find dateable people who share my interests.
Coronavirus has to be coming from something in their environment.
Water or food.
* searches for FDA bat cooking guidelines *
Or disease research facilities with shitty containment protocols. This is China, after all.
CoAlex, saw that article. I am literally ready to burn that town and its environs to. The. Ground. They have been looting the rest of America and the world to line their own pockets. Disgusting.
I find these articles hilarious.
https://slate.com/human-interest/2020/02/sex-with-friends-orgy-feelings-advice.html
My friends and I are close and very candid about our sexual experiences. I generally don’t have sex with my friends, but they don’t believe in those restrictions. We were talking recently about planning a weekend where a group of us would go away and possibly have an orgy amongst us. I’m really excited about the idea, except for the fact that I have a never-before-admitted crush on one of my best friends, Q. I liked him before we became close friends, and once we became tight, I suppressed it for the sake of our friendship. He’s had girlfriends and hookups over the years that bothered me a bit (including a hookup with one of our friends), but I never said anything because no one knew that I had feelings for him. Now the group is planning this trip, and I feel like my only two options are to back out of the trip without saying why, or fully participate in the group sex with the possibility that it’ll complicate my friendship and feelings for him down the road. I never planned on saying anything to him because I believed in the boundaries of our friendship, and I worry that being honest about how I feel will blow up our friendship because he’s very dear to me. Am I really stuck here? Is there another option I’m not seeing?
CoAlex, they can have him. In my mind, he’s like George Abbey was at the JSC astronaut office – knowledgeable but in control of his fiefdom, and he would let you know it, peon.
Roamy, I kind of suspected that.
The microchimerisms in that woman’s vajayjay probably outnumber her future cat herd.
She’s probably 200 pounds with multicolored hair.
Anyone who separates “sex” and “relationships” is a free-roaming navigational hazard. I’ve never seen anything to indicate otherwise.
Funny thread.
I only have sex with my enemies to help protect my friendships.
Medium article on a Democrat going to a Trump rally.
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This is fantastic. Thank you!
Could we actually end up with a Sanders/Buttigieg ticket? McMegan was saying on Twitter that Sanders draws the youth portion of the Obama coalition, but not the suburban/urban middle-class voters. Buttigieg seems to draw the upper-middle-class white voters. Throw in a bunch of stuff about “decriminalization” and you might keep the urban minority vote stable.
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No way. VP will need to be black.
Bernie Sanders as the Dem nominee is so absurd that the only possible candidate for VP would be Dave Chappelle. It would be a Netflix comedy series.
Booker is still running for vp.
Tank or Booker. That’s my call.
None of these people have deep relationships with anyone so it’ll be purely political calculation. And dumb calculation at that.
MJ was correct in his prognostications about Buttplug, many weeks ago. This is insane.
No way. VP will need to be black.
Stacey Abrams.
Female and black. It’s a twofer. If only she was trans
Leon Bait
https://mindmatters.ai/2020/01/quantum-mechanics-shows-that-our-universe-has-purpose/
Plus, she’s also the governor of a southern swing state.
Has anyone focus grouped “large women” to see if that could be a draw for votes?
Has anyone focus grouped “large women” to see if that could be a draw for votes?
Only if she’s dressed like a pint of Haagen-Daaz.
Well, she lost, but never conceded. So she’s still the governor, right? that’s how this works now.
I don’t know. With the fat pride it could be one of those #metoo things.
Car in, exactly.
I updated the poat. I made it more gay.
MJ was correct in his prognostications about Buttplug, many weeks ago. This is insane.
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I haven’t smiled this big since I walked in on the maid dusting the bed.
Fucking Bernie.
He’s 78. A communist. Sounds like shit. Heart trouble. Looks like shit.
WTF is everyone thinking? LOLGF
“A mouth that craves Richard.”
What does that even mean? Esplain to me MJ.
Think of the fight for VP if Bernie is the winner. No way he finishes out his term. Who is brave enough to have Hillary as VP?
Richard is long for dick.
Heh.
Mare, he wanted MJ to explain it. Because MJ has a pretty mouf.
Oh, I know, I just couldn’t resist the way I said it. I’m entertaining myself. Yikes.
What are you saying about Buttplug, that he wasn’t a standard recruit in the Navy? The deuce you say!
Which Village People character would he be at the drag bar when they play In The Navy?
I scheduled a poat for Tomorrow AM.
Thanks Jay.
That’s mighty white of you
You truthful pony soldier
My neighbor is a moderate squish. Loves her some Oprah-style slop.
“Wow, that Buttigieg sounds reasonable!”…after discussing how insane the rest of the field is.
Me: But his agenda is the same as the clown posse.
Richard is long for dick.
Does MJ long for dick?
“With the Democrats, the audience booed over candidates they didn’t like and got in literal shouting matches with each other.”
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That’s from the Medium article. To be fair, we have an incumbent with two gnats contesting him for unknown reasons (cough NeverTrump cough). I’m sure at some debates back in 2015/2016 people were shouting at the group of candidates running for the GOP nomination.
Excellent article, sent it along to 2 of my friends
Female and black. It’s a twofer. If only she was trans
Has anyone seen that new series on the teevee called, ‘Tommy’? A white lesbian with a half-black daughter, becomes L.A.’s police chief. One of the first thing she does is to hear a regular street cop rant about all the poor chirrens, of illegals, having nowhere to go when the parents are rounded up and how he will not follow the law to separate them. Then she has her black daughter who is a social worker psychologist, in a school, and SIL, an engineer, take in one little girl as there are no more places in L.A. that can take her.
Wtf?
Probably better than Deputy, beasn. I made it through one episode, then the “rural” sheriff comes out as a sanctuary city hero.
On Fox.
Sounds like a new version of the virtue signaling Law And Order franchise. L&O was getting long in the tooth.
Same shit, just reheated
Hollywood likes them some low-paid, no-tax, maids/gardeners.
Caught a bit of Kilmead, on the radio. He was saying how Mayor Pete is going to have to address what he said about black/brown folks breaking the law and how sometimes you just have to push them up against the wall.
He sounds very attractive to the dems in my family.
Shit, not mayor Pete….Bloomberg.
http://www.mayopete.io/
Tv is garbage.
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time, any fucking day
Learn to swim, see you down in Arizona Bay
Heh.
I have to take back what I said about New Hamphsireites. It’s been posted 1000 times on twitter that 118,000 people came out to vote for Trump and he’s running unopposed. Well done, New Hampshire!
*slinks away*
How many came out to vote demrat?
I read that NH dems turned out at 2008 (Obama) levels. More than 2016.
It’s an open primary, no?
Could have been some Chaos.
289,637 from my quick adding of the column.
https://www.bing.com/search?q=New%20Hampshire%20primary%20results&pc=cosp&ptag=G6C999N1234D010318A316A5D3C6E&form=CONBDF&conlogo=CT3210127
Early reports had low younger voters. I don’t know how that played out all day.
Do young people live in NH?
Why would they?
One of the homestead vloggers I follow is a younger guy in northern NH, but I’m pretty sure he’s in the Trump camp.
Which one of the Vindman twins can fit more cock up his ass?
So NH is almost 3-1 demrat.
118k NH republicans are screwed.
Or maybe another question would be which Vindman twin can fit the most cock up his twin brother’s ass?
How many of the D voters are from Vermont or Massachusetts?
And does anybody actually put that past them at this stage?
NH has same-day registration and gets a lot of cheaters from the neighbors, as I recall, but that seems more like a general-election thing.
I was going to say, “It’s like I’m taking crazy pills” with regard to Bernie and Buttjizz being front runners.
But I think it’s actually (like MJ says) the wine moms who are also popping antidepressants and have shitcanned their brains, the soy boys who lack the cholesterol in their brains to think rationally plus the constant pot smoking, and the old hippies who fried their brains with drugs 50 years ago.
So, really, “it’s like everyone else is taking crazy pills” and I would be right.
That stupid bitch, Rubin wants to open an investigation into Barr.
I’m totally tin foiled about the ChiComs and the CoronaVirus. I believe they weaponized it at their lab in Wuhan. I think they are lying about casualties. I can’t believe they are welding people into their apartments. Beating people to death for breaking quarantine. Body bag companies not having enough product. One of the nurses I saw on video, said that people were getting cremated without confirmation of a CV diagnosis.
It’s a scam.
So, polling in AL shows a tight race between Sessions and Jones.
Uh huh, right.
Economy grows, emissions drop. Huh.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/us-energy-related-carbon-dioxide-emissions-drop-2019
New Hampshire is full of liberals that fled the high taxes of Mass and Conn.
It will be ruined in no time.
Leftists ruin everything they touch. EVERYTHING.
just like they are ruining SC, TN, FL, and TX. CA is sending out immigrants too.
Florida is getting 900 new residents a day.
Mare, YES! At one time we were a swing state. Pre Illegals voting. 3 out of 5 were GOP. We have been screwed since 2000. Governor Twat is going after our guns. Going after fracking. She wants to legalize pot and raise the minimum wage to $15. I H8 this corrupt Cunt. She bailed on Benghazi families.
Scott, are you still doing auctions? Saw a comment at the HQ about retirees trying to downsize and gift their fine china and silver and so forth, but the kids won’t take it. You seeing that sort of thing?
We love our Ninja Foodi Grill. Since we can’t cook outside, this is the best appliance ever.
If they don’t want it I’ll take it.
Fuck Sessions. The bullshit he pulled is why we got Jones.
If they don’t want it I’ll take it.
You could make tea for the period seamstress hottie.
“Scott, are you still doing auctions?”
I don’t see the inbound part of auctions, only the outbound, but that makes sense.
It’s one of the reasons antique furniture got so cheap, most kids don’t want it and the market flooded.
Planning PJs Wedding trip. Best price so far is a King size bed in Carlsbad.
*checks mailbox again for wedding invite*
I just noticed an error in our taxes/
There are about $1500 worth of bogus tax deductions.
Tax preparer accidentally reported a mortgage payment and 2 credit card payments as bank fees.
What should I do?
Get a new tax preparer.
Heh – it seems that some folks in North Dakota aren’t as woke as some other people think they should be:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/artist-scraps-plans-for-thunberg-mural-after-boycott-threats/ar-BBZWy2r?li=BBnbfcL
I want to snort a line of this off Tulsi Gabbard’s ass.
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1227697054614523907
Open invite for wedding
Do you know if Cyn is going?
You should invite the rest of your family.
People were saying that the rise in COVID-19 was flattening out, they were wrong…
https://gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6
Pretty scary…
Dermot expected Robbie’s pettifoggery.