Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
Birthday boy Dean Geyer.
Unhappy with holding up the doorway.
Perfectly happy to hold up the doorway.
Someplace warmer than here.
Nice abs.
Last, but not least.
Thank you for your attention, thanks to Pirate’s Cove for the links every week, and y’all have a good day.
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Happy to hold up the doorway seems nice!
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Got back to the gym yesterday at lunch, then spent 2 hours outside disassembling the fallen split trunk from one of the maples next to the field.
I have a viewing recommendation : Free Solo. Crazy . Pretty scenery. It was a tad intense, but I enjoyed it and recommend.
When you start reassembling maple trees I’ll begin to grow concerned
I ended up doing an epic workout yesterday. Started with a three mile run. Then the workout was 6 sets of pulluups, bench and row. Finished with some deadlifting.
Two posts from North Branch over night:
OMESTIC (DELAYED FOR OFFICER SAFETY): 3900 Blk of Oak Grove Rd. Callers son has hit her, and they have the son tied upon the floor. Caller refusing EMS. The son hit the caller in the head. There was no weapons, or drugs, but the son is intoxicated. They have all but 1 hand tied up. Callers 29 y/o son is there also.The tied up son then made suicidal statements,that he’d rather commit suicide then go to jail.Police wanted no EMS started, and have 1 in custody. #NorthBranch
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EMS ALPHA 20 (EARLIER CALL 3-19-19): 800 Blk of Silverwood Rd. 1 1/2 y/o M drank out of the callers tobacco spit cup. He was vomiting.Then he was falling asleep,not fully alert, but breathing okay. #NorthBranch
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Lee XXXXXX: this is the most north branch thing I’ve ever read.
It was a slog, the trunk was a foot in diameter at the base, and it was hung up in the low canopy and vines and whatnot. I’d cut one part that it was resting on, it would drop down a few feet or so, then get hung up again. The bulk of the trunk is still out there, but at least it’s on the ground. I got the start of blisters before I stopped, so I’ll have to wait a few days before I break it down more.
We were going to watch Free Solo when we visited SIL and BIL for Christmas in March. But they made the mistake of asking the children what they wanted to watch. an hour later we were watching something else.
Hormonal bitchy teens are fun to ask questions to.
/shudders
We get enjoyment out of that around our house Jay. It’s so hard to keep a straight face when they respond with extra drama
like throwing water on a cat.
Wet pussy killed it?
I credit it with many, many deaths.
I visited the adolescent psych unit enough times (twice) to know that is not where I want to spend ANY time at all. Holy shit. draaaamaaaaa
Knocked on door of my childhood home, & asked if I could look around. They said no & slammed the door. My parents can be so rude.
My childhood home was turned into a convenience store.
My childhood home was at your mom’s.
Hello 911, I have an emergency
If you think women are the weaker sex… trying pulling the blankets back to your side.
If you share blankets with one who steals them, bring your own.
Remember when we used to refer to Obama as a SCOAMF?
LOL Good times.
Getting ready to go do some painting. The boyfriend is meeting me over there. SYWM, you know who I’m talking about.
I hope I remember to take the paint this time.
I mostly referred to SCOAMF as the JEF.
Flipping around the AM dial…..Glenn Beck? They were talking about the MN muslima who married her brother. Glenn said he was talking to Liebermann recently and was told the democrats are very afraid of the left. And CAIR.
Liebermann is part of the left, fuck him.
The boyfriend is meeting me over there. SYWM, you know who I’m talking about.
You’ve found a frat bro as a boytoy?
They can switch parties if they like. It’s not like it’s a long walk to the GOPe.
Finally a democrat that Leon will vote for:
https://www.thedailybeast.com/andrew-yang-the-upstart-democratic-presidential-candidate-comes-out-against-circumcision
Back before the turn of the century when I moonlighted at the psych hospital there was an adolescent psych unit there that I had to pass through to get to the adult units. I’d occasionally need to see one of the kids but more often it was the adults. Even then, pre-social media, it was a place filled with drama. Cutting. Lots of cutting. So much cutting. I wonder if that’s still a thing.
It’s nice to find some common ground.
Hey Jimbro, today is the Spring Solstice. I know you like to track these things but in case you missed it.
I wanted a pool in the backyard when I was a kid. Folks said no. Fast forward, now I understand why and would never want a house with a pool, and guess what? According to Zillow, the old home had a pool put in sometime in the 36 years since we departed it…
Oh well. They seem to have kept the wood paneling in my old room, which is nice.
“Hey Jimbro, today is the Spring Solstice.”
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Snarky!!!
Paging Vern L. Equinox…
What, do I look like a motherfracking Druid to you?
No, not at all. THEY get their calendar stuff right, even without the megaliths.
I bet you don’t even have a golden sickle.
I hadn’t noticed you were drooling, jimbro.
What is the point of circumcision?
“Automated” pizza delivery verification system
What is the point of circumcision?
Discouraging masturbation and enriching hospitals who sell the foreskins to cosmetics companies.
A botched circumcision gave us “trans” ideology via John Money, so there’s that.
I thought it was John Bobbitt?
No, this was a kid who got a “sex change” as a toddler, who’s parents told him he was a girl and forced to live as a girl until he finally learned the truth as a young adult, and who finally killed himself.
Botched circumcision.
But cleanliness!
Sell your foreskin to cosmetic companies? WTF?
What is the point of circumcision?
To distinguish yourself from the surrounding pagan tribes.
Oh yeah, MJ!
https://www.thisisinsider.com/kate-beckinsale-penis-facial-instagram-2018-11
https://www.datalounge.com/thread/10727004-human-foreskins-are-big-business-for-cosmetics
That chick from Underworld uses face cream made from Korean foreskins.
I see Jay beat me to the facial.
*surreptitiously backs away from thread*
We can go back to druids, MJ and Hotspur wanted to talk about dicks.
I saw Penis Facial open for Dead Woodchuck Sighting at the Student Union back in ’03. Beto O’Rourke was still on rhythm guitar at the time.
Haha, remember the rinse aid baskets for your dishwasher? They must have discontinued them, because I can’t find them in the store, either Walmart or the grocery store. Look on Amazon, and a package is going for $43.99! https://www.amazon.com/Finish-Jet-Dry-Baskets-Dishwasher-Drying/dp/B000P9WR1G/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=rinse+aid+solid&qid=1553103387&s=gateway&sr=8-1
Did you find they made any difference, Jay?
Our water is hard, and the liquid rinse aid compartment in our old dishwasher didn’t release it effectively. They made the glasses and dishes dry better.
They make the glasses appear cleaner, less spotting and streaking. We use our dishwasher infrequently and the last time we used it water came out. It’s over 20 years old … must’ve blown a seal
I had a problem with streaking but luckily a few restraining orders and a court-appointed counselor took care of that.
Coalex is probably still blowing seals, even while curing streaking.
Back in my day circumcision was an indicator that you’d been born in a hospital. Most everybody that still had their smegma generator was born at home. Or out in an onion patch. I’m pretty damned proud of my circumcision.
https://www.clickorlando.com/food/you-can-make-wine-in-your-instant-pot
I’m gonna need a sub for Big Boob Foreskin. Any foreskins wanna foreskin?
Leon, many anti-circumcision are antisemetic.
Botched circumsision is rare.
Instant Pot Wine is one thing, can it make Instant Pot Foreskin?
Let’s have Hotspur try that recipe.
Has scott bought an Instant Pot yet?
I want an instapot but I’m afraid, and then again it’s just one more means for me to cook. Which I hate!
I went to a super trendy place last night for drinks.
Had a gin drink with house made shrug, infused bitters garnished with rosemary and foreskin. Delicious!
MJ, gently laying your penis in your drink under the table doesn’t make it a “house gin drink.”
Instant Pot Wine:
Take one bottle of Boone’s Farm and add an ounce of Strawberry Kush…
Yes it does. I’m a dixologist.
Leon, many anti-circumcision are antisemetic.
Lots of racists voted for Trump. The motivations of some who hold a position don’t attest to the truth or falsity of the position itself.
Botched circumsision is rare.
Why take a chance?
…circumcision kinda falls under the plate through the lip thing… you gotta wonder who the first human was who “thought” this up. How’d this happen? Dude sitting next to the Chief, they bring newest member of the tribe in for inspection….Behold! … new baby….and at this point the guy looks at the Chief and says “What we should do right now is cut just a little bit of that kids dick off !” And the Chief says “Thats A GREAT idea!”…..or ….”what we should do is cut a little bit of this kids dick off outta respect for God…ya know…cause God likes that kinda thing”….
More likely it was done to some older men first, and eventually became a thing to do to baby boys. Probably some ancient rite of initiation, pre-Israelites.
BBF for this week is done.
Biblically, it goes back to at least Moses, but the action isn’t explained there, just stated as part of the covenant, so it had to pre-date him. St. Paul comments negatively about the Judaizers trying to force it on Gentile Christians, so we know it’s not part of the New Covenant, and that’s been repeated by several popes in papal exhortations.
Uh oh, should we be afraid for Friday?
Hotspur or laura afraid?
What racists? Lots of racists voted for Hillary.
Why take a chance? Guess that applies to guns and cars and knives.
It’s the health and well-being of your own child, Mare. If someone told me that an entirely optional and cosmetic procedure (that the hospital was going to profit from) had a non-zero chance of crippling or even killing my newborn baby, not just no but hell no.
This is not guns or cars or knives at all and you know better.
I think presidential candidates should disclose their foreskin status.
Circumcision should be free.
Guaranteed better than last week’s BBF or your money back.
Hey hey
Ho ho
That kid’s foreskin
Has to go
Hey hey
Ho ho
That kid’s foreskin
Has to go
Hey hey
Ho ho
That kid’s foreskin
Has to go
Hey hey
Ho ho
That kid’s foreskin
Has to go
Hey hey
Ho ho
That kid’s foreskin
Has to go
Last week’s BBF was a crime against humanity.
Most of humanity was spared, at least.
It’s worth noting that I don’t want it banned, I want the sale of human body parts banned, or merely enforced in this case.
Ok…so some older tribesdudes were sitting around one evening bored….and one dude says to the other(s) “We should form a club, just us cool tribesdudes, and inorder to be in the club you gotta be a a baaaaaaad mothafucker! So bad, that you’ll let me cut a piece of yer dick off to prove it”……and somebody agreed to this! Somebody thought “That’s a great idea, I’ll go first!”
There just had to be drugs involved in this shit…..
Then, when they were discovered they were like “We did it for uh……..God!”
I can do BBF if no one else volunteered.
Comment by Hotspur on March 20, 2019 3:57 pm
I think presidential candidates should disclose their foreskin status.
“Candidate Moon, what is your foreskin status?”
“As your mom. She knows.”
Pretty sure you’d gain votes there.
MY K-BAR CAME!!!
Not in the mailbox, though, so I won’t sing about it.
Ok…so some older tribesdudes were sitting around one evening bored….and one dude says to the other(s) “We should form a club, just us cool tribesdudes, and inorder to be in the club you gotta be a a baaaaaaad mothafucker! So bad, that you’ll let me cut a piece of yer dick off to prove it”……and somebody agreed to this! Somebody thought “That’s a great idea, I’ll go first!”
There just had to be drugs involved in this shit…..
Then, when they were discovered they were like “We did it for uh……..God!”
Or, at some point someone had his foreskin removed for hygiene/medical reasons, and realized it was convenient when you spend your days wandering the hot sandy Middle East, or he was simply such a badass warrior and leader that everyone else started doing it as well in emulation. Or heck, some shaman high on mushrooms and fermented camel urine said, “The gods say you must do it” and off we go.
Ritual mutilation has long been a part of initiation rituals and rights of passage into manhood for various pre-civilized tribes.
roamy got it.
If mare wants to buy my toenail clippings, I should be able to continue to sell them.
Ritual mutilation has long been a part of initiation rituals and rights of passage into manhood for various pre-civilized tribes.
Tattoos. Ever seen a brand for a black fraternity member?
Rubbish Leon. The anti gun people look at owning guns as an unnessary, vain, enterprise. So, no I don’t know “that.”
An adult owning a gun is not even in the same category as unnecessary surgery on a newborn. You aren’t making sense. I already said I don’t want it banned, I think shaming and eliminating the profit motive is plenty.
What if we are talking about a LOT of foreskin? Like walrus amount?
That’s actually a key point. Hospital docs cut off way more than a mohel. Profit motive.
Dammit, quit taking away my snark time by being serious.
Hey man, if you want to talk and think about walrus weenus, go for it.
You be you.
EXCELLENT!
I tried to bring some levity to the whole cut parts of dicks off…..but yall insist on being all serial an shit….
So how did you get your hands on the new K bar Leon? Pony Express?
Pull quote:
A sequel, “Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey,” in which they battled their evil robotic duplicates, visited the afterlife and encountered the Grim Reaper, was released in 1991. It received mixed reviews from critics who were wrong.
Bill dies but leaves Ted a puppy to help him move on. Unfortunately a mobster’s arrogant son breaks into Ted’s house, steals his car, and kills the puppy one night…
I would watch the shit out of that.
Current movie on TCM includes diphtheria and typhoid outbreaks. Dumbass anti-vaccine people would bring all this shit back.
Well FUCK! I had a MRI with contrast done yesterday primarily to check a aneurysm at the junction of my Renal Artery and Kidney…..just got a call from the RN. “The only thing he told me was that he wants you back in next week to discuss the results” …… soooooo…yay me. I get to wonder what the fuck is going on with my body for a week. All things considered (the elevated liver shit when I havnt had a drop to drink in over two years and the high potassium) Im not getting any warm and fuzzy vibes…
Prayers, Troy. Hope it turns out to be minor.
Prayers up, TTroy.
Anti-vaxxers have the luxury of never having known the horrors of lethal childhood diseases.
Perhaps they need the specter of their innocent children brought low with completely preventable illnesses to understand the desperation of their grandparents and great-grandparents to move heaven and earth to protect their loved ones.
Those who don’t learn from the past, and all that….
Thoughts and prayers, TTroy – any way that you can call the office and request that your doctor give you a preliminary call before the weekend so that you don’t have to worry?
I’m going to try to not assume anything cause the Dr is new to me so I have no insight on his communication style. The negative Nelly in me says this isn’t a phone call conversation and he wants face to face cause bad. The eternal optimist says that they weren’t like “get in here right now” means it’s something that I will have to be deal with and won’t be fun, but chances are I’ll live. That’s for the thoughts, I’m just venting cause I’m not telling the family till I know what’s going down.
Troy, I’m with you. If it’s something horrible, they’d have you back in right away OR the doctor himself would call you.
Good vibes and prayers heading your way.
“Like walrus amount?”
i raffed out roud
…forced to live as a girl until he finally learned the truth as a young adult, and who finally killed himself.
Botched circumcision.
The doctor decided to use him as a guinea pig. He was a f*cking pervert and his parents should have told him to GFH….after they sued whoever botched the circumcision. They were as much to blame as Dr. Frankenstein. Had they raised him as what he was, he could have had some kind of surgery to make it look like a penis and he could still father children.
And how the hell do you botch something like that. All the males I know were ‘cut’, except my youngest brother. They used some kind of plastic clamp thingie, where eventually the skin and it, fell off.
On the other hand, troy, I’d call the office back and ask to talk to the doctor. No way would I want to wait until next week.
Troy maybe you need a circumcision.
Prayers, Troy. Waiting sucks.
Mare stated a long time ago that she prefers circumcised guys.
Sorry Leon.
Where’s car in?
Kid plays some Metallica at Foo Fighter concert, gets Grohl’s guitar.
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z3lBvzNsXo
Btw….I had the boyfriend paint some doors. I’m pretty sure he’s never done this. It’s all good. I’m happy to have the help.
p.s. – I didn’t have to bring up a certain ‘issue’. He did.
orly?
🤬 My cousin posts on FB that she has received a 6th notice at her son’s school this year. This time for mumps. She lives in a huge anti-vaxxer city in the Phoenix area. I comment and get a DM to not make it political. I don’t want anything to happen to her kids, but I wouldn’t mind a smallpox epidemic to sweep through her fucking sanctuary city, refugee loving POS state.
And?
“I had the boyfriend paint some doors…..”
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Worst euphemism evah…….
Soon.
Shhh.
I don’t want anything to happen to her kids, but I wouldn’t mind a smallpox epidemic to sweep through her fucking sanctuary city, refugee loving POS state.
Ditto.
Husband is watching Florence Foster Jenkins. I’m about ready to throw something at him.
Dan is watching 🏀.
A co-worker asked me what I thought about a local priest getting death threats for being a sanctuary city advocate. Oso: I’d have more respect if he had stood up to the infanticide bill that was barely defeated by the legislature, but I can understand death threats for being a Pope Frankie heretical disciple. Co-worker: 😳
A. So the infanticide bill failed in NM?
2. “….but I can understand death threats for being a Pope Frankie heretical disciple…….” beasn ❤ oso.
8 Democrats crossed the aisle. MLG was pissed. Fat fuck promised her Planned Parenthood overlords she had the votes. Ash wearing nominal Catholics would’ve been hardest hit, but they are too busy propping up disease ridden illegals.
Just read about the “avocado” joke pulled by Beto. What an asshole. The Mrs. could murder him, present that evidence to the jury, and walk away scot free.
She’s got the money.
Funniest Beto joke “Looks like Bobby. Drives like Ted”
Even without the money, if you got an all-mom jury…
I’m sure that eventually we will find out that Beto has been working his way through the moms at soccer practice or such.
The dad’s.
Make sure you make fun of Texas Jew. Beto is familia. Mrs Texas Jew.
Pretty sure regenerative dirt from NM is Chimayo. I keep some at home and in our cars. We rubbed Holy Dirt on my Grammo’s feet in traditional “Let her go, she wanted to be a Carmelite, but didn’t know how and 12 kids later, she needs permission”.
So I get an email from AT&T “Review your AT&T order” and mentions a change in my wireless plan. WTF. First, I check with Rocketboy that he didn’t get his own plan. Then I bug AT&T. They changed my plan for me, doubled the data for $5 more per phone per month. I said it would have been nice to have known this beforehand and that it should be an opt-in, not an opt-out. Apparently since I turned off the daily marketing notices, I missed the memo.
I can deal with Lourdes water, not so sure about Chimayo dirt.
I never knew it was edible. Keep it on hand in vehicles and at home.
Good Friday pilgrimage. Penitente country in the NM. Rancho de Chimayo was a good restaurant until locals started attacking vehicles.
Oso working the door: 3 cousins. Former Target manager: why are you on the door? Isn’t that wasted resource based on your product knowledge and service? Oso: I get paid the same chilling at the door as I do providing Member Service. Target Manager: this makes no sense. Oso: Thanks for shopping at Sam’s
Oso, not the dads. He just hangs out with the dads and smokes weed and plays video games.
Texas Jew knows the Beto. Beto kisses his property developing FIL ass. He doesn’t represent his local constituents. Future McCain wannabe
Small World.
Pretty sure my family knows Beto’s family and his wife’s family. El Paso used to be kind of a small town.
I kinda miss El Paso.
I used to describe El Paso as three small towns stuck together.
Dancing, Edouard recalled Paris.
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