Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
Should have played this one for Valentine’s Day.
Now for the hunks.
I found a new real redhead for Carin!
Could do without the tattoo.
A frou-frou drink by a pool would be nice.
Workin’ hard for that six-pack.
Catch a wave, eh?
Thank you for your attention, thanks to Pirate’s Cove for linking HHD and BBF every week, and y’all have a good day.
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Morning racists
Super cold here with snow coming tomorrow. It’s official, I’m sick of winter.
*hands j’brony a maga chapeau*
While I am proud of my niece for making dean’s list, I have to question why the university is running photos and bios for everyone on the list. Back in my day, it was a list, and that was it, not an interview with professional photo.
wakey wakey.
Okay, it’s not professional photo for everyone, you apparently upload your own. I hadn’t seen that pic before.
oh goody. more snow
I was supposed to go to the gym this morning. I got half-way through trying to clear the snow off my truck and said, “fuck it”. I’ll go tonight when I get home from work.
I wonder how many lefties will be apologizing and retracting Sandmann comments today?
They don’t apologize and retract. They just move on, and why can’t you Roamy?
$250 million might make them sit up and notice. Kirsten whatsherface had a half-ass apology yesterday; it remains to be seen if that’s enough to keep her out of court.
I saw elsewhere that the Kenton County, KY prosecutor is going after the people who made death threats. 1 to 5 years in the pen for threatening to burn down the school with the kids locked inside.
Heh, Kirsten Powers? Yeah, she was quite full of herself with the Covington kids.
Hope they go after the people who posted the “blackface” pictures too.
Right? She was horrible. I think I need to revisit her stupidity.
It was half-assed. Here’s her “I wasn’t really wrong” bit:
Yes, this applies in the Covington case. This will please nobody because I still believe the teenagers were disrespectful, but my tweets were lacking in grace. As a Catholic I felt duty bound to speak up and hold them accountable, but that really isn’t my job.
She dated Anthony Weiner.
So she’s on Tinder.
Anyone else having WordPress issues?
There, that’s better. Guess the server hamsters are a touch slow at WP.
This will please nobody because I still believe the teenagers were disrespectful
Her opinion is factually incorrect. I pray my own child will respond as well as he did in the face of such menacing evil, and Kirsten is a cunt.
Yeah, KP basically used the external appearance of apology to dig her hole deeper. So much for that.
Her statement makes about as much sense as saying “I still believe the world is flat.”
I hope he sues her anyway, or whatever network she’s an propagandist for these days with her as a named defendant.
I was talking with my work buddy yesterday about the Coventry thing. We both agreed that if that had happened to us back in the day there was a good probability that we’d have started doing the Indian dance around the fire routine with the tomahawk chop and flagrant grabbing of our crotches. Ya ya ya ya. Dum da dum da…
Which would have been funny as shit to see on video….
Let’s not talk about Kirsten Powers’ hole – front or back.
Speaking of holes, where’s MJ been lately?
He’s probably busy packing for his next move.
He has to get out of Charlotte before Pupster shows up.
He has to get out of Charlotte before Pupster shows up.
https://imgur.com/gallery/Jy7Za4P
Charlotte? What the fuck is he doing in Charlotte? I thought he was in Atlanta.
Florida – Florida – Charlotte – Indiana – Atlanta
I think that sums up 2018.
http://tinyurl.com/ms3mu36
https://tinyurl.com/LookingforOso
holy shit
Twice.
Is he in Atlanta? I lose track.
That bug is kinda cute. So long as it never lands on me.
Beasn, Mr. TiFW is in your neck of the woods on yet another business trip. He was not looking forward to the temperatures in ST Louis!
They’re starting to warm up. Should be in the 40s the rest of the week and 60 on Saturday, which will bring rain. Sunday looks like the best day for some sun.
My MIL is turning 90 next Tuesday. We’re gonna give her a small party on Sunday with Sugarfire and black forest cake. She’s a little wary of said party because ‘My mother died not too long after her 90th party…and ‘Pops’ died after his 90th bday party.’
Oma cried at her party. We hosted it at a clubhouse near our last place of residence and were able to get EVERYONE to come – her three kids and their families. She said it was the last time she would see everyone together. She stroked out 3 months later. Didn’t linger beyond a couple of days.
Pops was already in hospice. It was a real celebration that he even saw his 90th.
So long as MIL takes her meds, I suspect she has a few more years in her. Though I do worry about her bum hip.
oso, the Game Stop she-man has made a rap video on the youtubes. I want to go over and troll it but don’t want to give him a hit if he has the comments turned off.
Rush was talking about how the GOP refused to work with Trump the first year of office because they thought he wasn’t going to last.
I call bullshit. Nothing was stopping them from implementing all the things they ran on regardless of Trump….who would have signed all of it.
They’re f*cking traitorous PoS.
MIL told me not that long ago that she used to consider herself a republican, but not anymore….”They’re all in it for themselves.”
Rush is wrong here. The R congress were cowards who lived for Failure Theater and had no plan for when they had power again.
If the Queen has one of her fixers “fix” the Markle issue, I will be neither surprised nor especially offended.
What is Markle doing?
Why is Drudge giving a siren to Mueller submitting his crock of shit next week?
1. It isn’t going to happen.
2. But when it does, it’s going to be an overcooked nothing-burger.
3. CNN can blow me.
Worky worky. My truck no longer heats up on idle, therefore does not defrost its own windshield, so I need to bring a piece of cardboard to work for the ice storm tonight.
What is Markle doing?
Insisting that English education be less centered on White people.
English. Education.
make sure there’s enough antifreeze, laura!
*sigh* she better be able to suck a golf ball though a garden hose, Harry.
Although, at this rate in twenty years learning about the history of the people inhabiting the UK will basically be the history of Pakistan and North Africa.
I must say, I am NOT happy with the new Tax Form. We are going to be using a CPA for the first time, but I did some quick back-of-the-envelope calculations, and unless I am missing something, we are going to OWE taxes for the first time ever. To the tune of ~$1500.
Nobody gets an exemption for children or adult dependents any more, it’s just one standard deduction for either singles, couples, or heads of household.
There does not appear to be a reduction for contributing to an IRA, either.
And I suspect that the Alternative Minimum Tax got baked into the cake as well.
Between that and the yet-to-be-resolved issue of taxes we may still owe on our parent loans for Michelle, we may end up having to come up with $10,000 to pay to the IRS.
Meanwhile, all of the deadbeat illegal immigrants and welfare queens are being given all kinds of free stuff on our dime.
But, hey, at least we didn’t have two black dudes beat us up, pour bleach on us, put a noose around our necks (that they bought), then claim it was a racist attack by white people in MAGA hats.
So I guess we’ve got that going for us.
*sigh* she better be able to suck a golf ball though a garden hose, Harry.
Yeah. I really, really don’t get it. She was basic-cable cute, and you’re a fucking prince. You can do better in every conceivable way. Heck, there are hotter, nicer girls waiting tables at any college bar in the US or Europe, for that matter.
Beasn, make it a surprise party! What could go wrong……
There is a deduction for IRA contributions.
Accountant suggested it, but we don’t have enough money for both.
We owe more than we have, hopefully the next few weeks are busy.
We itemized like usual, but the standard deduction was bigger. Fed owes us 500 and we owe Michigan 200. That’s probably as close as I can get us to just right on taxes. Might have beat the deduction with more money to the church, but we were cash-strapped and between parishes after the move.
Comstock raised our property taxes too, per the assessment letter we got yesterday. Bastards.
Can you get an extension, Scott?
Yes, but there is no guarantee that we will be better off in October.
We’ve still got two months.
I have friends in Mexico who are looking for some dedicated shipping experts.
Border agents just found $13 million worth of meth in a shipment of frozen strawberries.
Getting an extension only extends the time you have to file. You still have to pay what you owe by April 15.
Or pay penalty and interest.
New Governor delivered his budget address today.
New taxes, higher fees, and tolls.
What a freaking surprise. He ran as business guy.
DOOMED
Beasn, Sara Tonin blergh. That rap was horrible. Pepe, that was an awful picture. Horrible. I nearly dropped my iPad.
“Border agents just found $13 million worth of meth in a shipment of frozen strawberries.”
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Sounds like there’s an opening….
WHA? Ned Lamont, raising taxes? Let me find my shocked face.
Re. drugs, One time I was driving on a remote state road in NM (by Fence Lake, Oso) It was evening and all of a sudden a big military style plane with no markings flew about 300 yards off the road, dipped down into a canyon, then pulled up to about 200 feet above the ground, and turned South. Flying low and slow. It was a big plane. Pretty sure it wasn’t a military exercise.
When I was in high school, they were flying marijuana out of Magdalena airport (a dirt strip next to town). Load was too heavy and they hit a tree or a power line and crashed in the rodeo arena. A couple of people and a horse in the arena died.
We owe more than we have, hopefully the next few weeks are busy.
I’m looking to hire a dedicated transportation and logistics planner for a complicated relocation situation.
Penske has those.
We moved $$ into my IRA a couple of months ago when we went to see our financial guy….for the sole purpose of deducting.
Husband is super nervous about what we may owe. Think we got a small refund last year from the fed and owed the state something. This year may get ugly.
Insisting that English education be less centered on White people.
What the ever loving f*ck.
Beasn, make it a surprise party! What could go wrong……
I’m going to tell her you said that. When she is done crying – she’s a crier – she will respond with ‘Punch yourself in the face until I get tired’.
Pepe, El Señor de los Cielos was a real guy. Had his own fleet of 747s. He’s dead now, but the planes and the networks live on.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amado_Carrillo_Fuentes
I’m guessing his active time coincided at least a little with your high school days.
Just think, 50% of the population pay zero federal tax. They don’t give a flying fig if you do.
The plane in Magdalena was a Cessna.
The plane near Fence Lake was about a C130 size.
Prince Harry is a cunt like his useless father. He’s part SJW and probably married her because Hollywood connections and she’s black. Perhaps a subtle slap across the royal family’s face.
Ace linked Snake Diet Guy. He’s following me somehow, I know it.
Pepe, back in the 90s, the Feds were taking pics of all the “Free range” marijuana growing in the arroyos and canyons around Hondo. DEA raided one of my cousins homes while he was on the toilet. His AK was on a hook on the bathroom door. Idiot was building rodeo arenas and developing property with no visible means of income. Martinez. Planes came in with herbicide and destroyed all the crop.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/02/20/spanish-woman-dies-eating-poisonous-mushrooms-michelin-stared/
Is it normal for restaurants to serve potentially deadly shrooms?
They didn’t burn, because of fire danger. Deming Lordsburg Silver City area is crazy. I suggested shooting trespassers be made legal. Anti-Trump bitch trolling any pro-wall posts. FB lets her post her BS. I had to take my comment down. Hippie cunt thinks “Lazy border ranchers” need to pay for their own damn wall. Taxpayers shouldn’t be paying for the protection of a few white ranchers. If you don’t like it, sell your ranch and move. I have really learned to H8 since 2016. Not the joking H8 CHKN stuff, but visceral hatred.
Romacita, I love Marty Robbins.
“I have really learned to H8 since 2016. Not the joking H8 CHKN stuff, but visceral hatred.”
one of my most oft repeated prayers is for God to take the hate from my heart.
it’s a bad road we’re on and those of us that recognize it are being poisoned to our core.
they want us economically enslaved during our productive years and then want us to die as quickly as possible post working years.
very evil – it’s difficult for me to keep the hatred from bubbling up.
Jam2, I’m hoping to have a good Lent. I really need to get my bitterness and H8 under control. My diocese just declared bankruptcy. Apparently, all the payouts we covered in the 90s, weren’t enough. New “Grifters” coming forward. So far, not a single claim is a recent or current priest.
Hate what people do, not the people. Hate the sin, not the sinner.
Working on it, Leon. My diocese is evil.
Hate is a bitter fruit that will poison you from the inside out.
Just don’t take a bite. It will make eventually kill you, and it won’t be a pretty corpse.
Like Leon said, hate the sin not the sinner. I still pray for those that wish to destroy me and everyone else that holds my beliefs…
But the ‘do’ part comes out of the people. Do doesn’t do itself.
I hate them for what they are going to make happen. And it’s ok to hate these destroyers of individual freedom and advanced civilzation. They are a abomination in the eyes of God. I ask God for the ability to turn off my hate after it’s no longer needed.
OT Hotspur, have you ever heard of High Lonesome? Bluegrass group out of GA.
Yeah, I have some of their stuff. Pretty good.
For some reason, they started following me on FB. I love them. I should’ve known you were aware of them.
“I really need to get my bitterness and H8 under control.”
Quit facebook and twitter.
I agree with Scott. Those two cesspools can burn to the ground as far as I’m concerned.
It’s been a couple of years since I have argued with an idiot.
I don’t miss it.
I deleted facebook in July 2016. I never really got anything out of twitter.
HotBride finally threw in the towel on fb about a month ago.
Scott, then I’m left with mi familia. They are more TDS than they were BDS. They watch media and think they’re informed. I remember explaining Baby Born Alive and Obama in 2004. They still voted for him. My cousin in Santa Fe allowed his children to lead the charge against plastic. They are featured in an HBO special. My AUSA uncle didn’t know there were federal prohibitions against late term abortions. Neither Sloth nor Lynch enforced them. NM has embraced evil.
Don’t talk politics with them.
It can be done.
I’m on Facedouche to keep in touch with friends. I don’t talk a whole lot of politics, and I have a second account for keeping in contact with all my family.
NM has embraced evil.
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Yep, Lefties won, and all bets are off. Passed every bill vetoed by the previous governor, eliminated testing and reviews for teachers the first day. Trying to pass gun bans too. Don’t know if they’re that deluded.
All of our friends are liberals. I mean ALL. We have loads of things we can talk about, politics isn’t one. It’s totally off limits.
I still pray for those that wish to destroy me and everyone else that holds my beliefs…
You are a better man than I am, Jam.
I turn the other cheek but feel the burn and dream of revenge.
VENDETTA!
VELVEETA!
Scott, I asked for a politics free zone at the last camping trip. They thought they were cute. I went ballistic. My favorite Marine, my two pro-life Drs, and my NRA CIL schooled the Drats that insisted on bringing up politics. It is similar to work. Anti-Trumpers feel free to comment on whatever the View is spewing.
With today’s contribution, there is aboot 2 feet of fluffy drifting snow on the ground. There is only one family member who will miss MN.
Southern Canada, eh
Shirlena?
“Anti-Trumpers feel free to comment”
You don’t have to fight it. You aren’t going to win anyway.
Let stupid be stupid.
I turn the other cheek but feel the burn and dream of revenge.
Don’t think God meant for us to stand by and let evil pound us into the ground or rip the preborn limb from limb.
Nessie is looking a bit chubbo.
Is that fur or blubber?
Beautiful dog.
We will be judged harshly for our failure to act, when the time comes.
If God is merciful, we will merely be punished in this life.
i’m with you beasn –
“Don’t think God meant for us to stand by and let evil pound us into the ground or rip the preborn limb from limb.”
When do you move, Pupster?
i live in a State that has openly called for wanton murder of living human beings. There is no “mass of cells” argument anymore – murder doesn’t get any more plain than this.
new york no longer has a government with even a hint of lawful governance.
cuomo et al are now in a state of open rebellion against Nature and Nature’s God.
The most fundamental right of a human being is that of life – they are attempting to usurp it. this will not go unchecked or unpunished.
pup has been dosing nessie with a myostatin inhibitor – she’s going all incredible hulk on him
the snow is turning to ice right now… this will be fun in the mornig
Just had to pull a calf. #notanobstetrician Went well, mom and baby are doing fine.
Nessie is fluffy and plump. Getting old, can’t play frisbee for hours anymore, 5 throws and she’s done.
I hope to move in March Leon.
We are getting that too.
I have work in Amherst tomorrow morning, could get interesting.
Nessie is old?
Wow.
Big dogs age faster.
Bad hips. She groans like grandma when she gets up, sleeps all the time. She’s 6 or 7 so not old old, just not a puppy. Big dog old.
She was a puppy a year or two ago.
Hip dysplasia gets most of the big ones. I knew a half wolf that had it, so it’s not juat something we bred into them, either. I suppose commercial feeds might play a role too.
My niece’s Great Dane Sammy is 14, which is really old for a GD.
XB, that is really old for a GD. MA is 15. We worry.
I still have no idea how MA became my avi, but look at how adorbs she is.
Our last dog lived to 17. 37# mixed terrier and german sheppard. No hip issues, but she had seizures and we’re pretty sure there were a couple of strokes that last year.
14 yo GD – wow
we’ve mostly raised french and english bull dogs.
they’re short lived.
How long before the Jussie Smollett case becomes a plot for L&O:SVU?
Some breeds are prone to things like hip dysplasia, or any number of life-shortening disorders. Usually a mark of excessive inbreeding at some point in the past of the breed, though not always.
How long before the Jussie Smollett case becomes a plot for L&O:SVU?
“How long before the Jussie Smollett case becomes a plot for L&O:SVU?”
(OOPS)
You mean they havent made that story up yet already?
Don’t worry – they will. But they’ll probably twist it to make the two white guys be. Active Military!
Wait & see…
I met a great dane last Thursday when i went to harbor freight. I parked, and the truck next to me happened to be occupied by a guy with a ginormous dog that looked EXACTLY like Scooby Too.
Tucker the wonder MinPin happened to be with me – he wanted to play, but had never seen a dog SO big, so didn’t know what to do.
My first thought was “what a beautiful dog.” Sadly, my second thought was “that the poor guy will probably be gone before 6 year old Tucker.” I haven’t had a dog in ages. Now that I have this poop machine, I can’t imagine NOT having one…
Damp eyeglasses require polishing.
Thursday poat, while just a clump of cells at the moment, is viable and will be delivered to your inbox, fully formed, inalittlebit.
“#notanobstetrician”
many moons ago i used to help a buddy that had a horse farm.
foaling season was interesting.
lots of nights hanging out and helping the moms if a baby got hung up on the way out.
grab a leg and start pulling
heh
https://www.eurweb.com/2019/01/whoopi-goldberg-to-alexandria-ocasio-cortez-sit-still-for-a-minute-and-learn-the-job-video/
ahhhhhite –
time to work