Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Thanks to Blackiswhite for the musical inspiration and thus the first of today’s hunks.
The hunk in the video is Jme Stein (dude, buy a vowel).
Let’s take another look at Jme.
And another.
Okay, a redhead for Carin.
I wrap up today with a Giorgio model.
Closer.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
December 20, 2017
Categories: As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, Caffeine, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Pre-Law, redhead, riding the cock carousel, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Where's Cyn?, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant
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The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
April 6, 2020 2:52 pm
From day one, my bullshit meter has been at 11.
Additionally, I don’t believe in crashing the greatest economy in the world because some people may die.
Like all things in a free country, there is a risk.
It’s been said many times but I’m not giving up my guns so you can feel safe. I’m not driving slow so you can feel safe, I’m not going to wear a helmet riding a bike because you think it’s safer. I’m going to play/watch sports that you won’t because you think they’re not safe. I’m going to eat meat that you may not think is good for my health or the effing planet. I don’t give a shit if you think it’s better to be locked up in our houses getting arrested and getting tickets for going outside. You’re wrong. This is America. Freedom over safety. Also, FUCK OFF.
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Boob freshening comment
Wakey wakey
How can everyone be still asleep?
I’m at work waiting for an 8 o’clock meeting before my office day. Everyone must be tired from Christmas shopping or vaping all night long.
Worked until midnight after an evening Parish Council meeting.
comment on carins boob refreshment:
and one with robust hindquarters for leon
http://tinyurl.com/yd8ahv88
“vaginal rejuvenation”
That 9-year-old is pretty wise.
it’s sad when the 9 year old is the smartest one in the room
Plastic surgery that’s not actually corrective of an injury or the ravages of time is essentially horrifying.
jimes should switch over to plastic surgery…
then he could drive a maserati instead of a 20 yo truck & he could offer carin a discount on her booboplasty –
lauraw could be his med-surg nurse
win
win
win
Amazing how the 9 y/o has more sense than her parents. Of course, she sees what they’re like 24/7 … so … they’re probably not a lot of fun.
I can’t imagine anyone that vain being a good giver.
one of my first research jobs was at a foundation sponsored by a plastic surgeon that did some of mjacksons early work…
he dumped mikey when the requests got freaky
Someone doesn’t understand their customer base. Kerrygold is selling lowfat butter and “spread” with canola oil added.
They must be trying to cash in on the brand with some cheaper-to-produce offerings. I predict failure of at least those offerings.
speaking of “vaginal rejuvenation” and mj’s –
did mj survive zhes’ jayjay rejuve?
Ridonkumous.
Good morning, all.
This is the neediest cat every. Why does he press his head to my mouf?
Baby birthing can do a number on the vajayjay. The aesthetics are whatever, but internal scarring can reduce functionality. Surgery in that instance is reasonable.
New fancy towels are here.
https://is.gd/f42E1G
What if I self-identify as having balls?
Then just reach down and scratch
*adjusts*
Having a cat asleep on my arm is doing nothing to get me motivated this morning. Plus moose is asleep behind my chair. I’ve got forces working against me today.
Surrounded and stifled by large, furry forces of inertia. It’s like a living Hell, except for the cuteness.
Benny seems dead set on sleeping on the spot in the bed most likely to result in me waking up with sore hips.
http://dailycaller.com/2017/12/19/house-it-aides-ran-car-dealership-with-markings-of-a-nefarious-money-laundering-operation/
This shit just goes on, and on, and on. I can’t even believe how busy and industrious these thieves were. Read the whole thing, it keeps getting worse. Jesus.
This is the neediest cat every. Why does he press his head to my mouf?
He knows you drive a Subaru?
I still think that they were hired to help the Dems launder illegal donations to approved candidates.
Pupster, we will be back home on New Year’s Eve – we have made this trip every year since 1980 – it’s a 7-hour drive, so a weekend trip isn’t worth it. It’s the only time that all 5 of the (now grown) kids in Mr. TiFW’s family are able to get together.
I will give Leon his mom’s PO Box address, but she lives in a town of 1600 people 40 miles from nowhere. The Post Office hours are spotty at best.
We’re leaving town this morning and will be out of internet range most of the day.
Looks like they’re Hezbollah, Alex.
Hugs, Teresa. Have a safe trip and let your family love on you.
I don’t mean to seem racist or anything, but not one name of the perpetrators in that story exactly screams “good ol’ boy from Virginia”.
Chris, it wouldn’t surprise me if they were also working for Hezbollah. The Iranians, the Pakistanis, the Dems…
Ok, did everything here that needed to get done. Now to set out and roam among the riff raff.
Hezbollah. The Iranians, the Pakistanis, the Dems…
But you repeat yourself…
I keep saying to Scott, “If Obama was working for the enemy, what would he have done any different?”
Skimmed that article quickly. So much wrong with that whole thing and the odds of any elected official being indicted are next to zero I’m sure.
There won’t even be any deportations or helicopter rides for the “IT” staff.
For the protected political class, there are no consequences. They blatantly break laws and nothing ever happens to them.
Ahhh – Amy Grant.
The object of many a teenage boy’s crush in my day. That video brings back memories.
Imma gonna go postal at work. Watch your news feeds, people, mass casualty event in Iowa upcoming.
That’s more than ten miles from my house, so meh.
Should we start speculating why j’ames is about to lose his shit?
1) his secret santa dropped the ball
Oh no, secret santa gift is sitting on the table at home. Sender was “less than secretive” about the identity, haha.
Let’s just say I don’t have very nice feelings about co-workers right now. I should put on a santa hat, giving away all this “free time”.
Based on contents, mine was going to be obvious, so I didn’t bother either.
No gift here yet, so I’m watching the post like a hawk in case of thieves.
When are we unwrapping again?
Thursday night.
Gotcha. You will have an email a little early.
Teresa,
If it is not too late, please let Leon know where your SS should send the package. Otherwise it will be waiting for you when you return to Forth Worth.
*adds a SS sender to naughty list*
All relevant parties have been informed.
*checks email*
Nevermind, I’ll send it to the PO box.
*adds more coal to the bag*
Comment by Jay in Ames on December 20, 2017 11:11 am
When are we unwrapping again?
I’m keeping mine wrapped until yo mama been tapped.
I unwrapped your mom – what a surprise.
https://is.gd/pic1Ag
https://is.gd/FDr2VT
I would attend every parent-teacher conference in a suit and tie.
Ermn … I was a bit confused on the date. Leon’s SS opening – personally- will be happening on Saturday, most likely.
I may be away from the house Saturday, so it’s probably better to just put it off a little longer.
Oh, it’s already in transit. I mistakenly thought we were doing it on Saturday was was just trying to make sure it was there by then.
Well this will be exciting!
I hope it’s not a self-absorbed teenage girl. Or at least that it’s not too cold that day if it is.
Making this for dinner. I’ll let you know how it turns out:
https://www.ruled.me/instant-pot-smothered-pork-chops/
I kinda miss Erin already.
Oh, who am I kidding? it’s nice and quiet and I know the suitors will be in someone else’s house by next week.
Against my husband’s advice, I got my second son an Instant Pot. Him and his girlfriend are into cooking, albeit it’s not exactly gourmet. I got them an instant pot cookbook too. They both are busy, so this could work. I also got my son a cast iron skillet, because I know he doesn’t have one.
sous vide?
Every year I forget about how cutting frozen icebox cookie dough gives me a blister and nerve damage in my knife hand.
I even put on moleskin and a glove partway through. Too late.
Have you tried a bandsaw, Laura?
Maybe a hatchet.
Have you tried thawing it?
Try thawing it.
sous vide it.
Salami slicer.
Keep your slicer away from my salami.
I better hide it.
Somewhere in America, John Wayne Bobbitt’s ears are burning, and he is squirming right now.
Never understood why that chick didn’t just drop it down the garbarator.
I better hide it.
Just take a cold shower.
Your mom likes it hot.
Sawzall with cheese slicer attachment.
Oschi is the funniest dog to pet. The more you pet her, the crazier she gets. When you start, she almost seems indifferent. Next thing you know she’s climbing on you in excitement.
I’m getting Hannah and Matt’s significant other gifts this year, and it’s not easy. Because I don’t really know them.
ugh.
Have you looked at the Fleshlight collection
Get them an oz of the good stuff.
Sawzall with cheese slicer attachment.
Actually, I have razor blade type blades for my jigsaw. Used to use them to cut thick rubber mat (like you see in the gym or horse stalls).
I bet they make them for sawzalls.
don’t ruin anyone’s christmas surprise, jimbro! We open tomorrow!
“The more you pet her, the crazier she gets. When you start, she almost seems indifferent. Next thing you know she’s climbing on you in excitement.”
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Then it all goes horribly awry and she sets your car on fire…..(flashback to “don’t date crazy” discussion)
Oschii is a brunette, though. Not a ginger.
Hair (or fur) color doesn’t matter as much as what’s in the medicine cabinet. If you see adderall and/or lexapro, run don’t walk away…
Pretty sure Oschi isn’t dyeing. She doesn’t seem that vain. She smelled like wet dog last time we visited.
http://www.thestate.com/news/local/crime/article190680614.html
i’ll leave the chauvinistic comments for leon and hot-n-tot
this i will say about the dumbass that didn’t comply – he’s lucky she didn’t draw on him
When he refused, the officer deployed her department-issued taser, which was not affective on Brown
You write words for money and you don’t know effective vs affective.
Please stop writing.
That aside, women cops are good for some stuff.
This is really not that stuff.
In my experience, women cops feel like they have something to prove and are the biggest jerks. My only pleasant experience with one was over the phone.
My dog,(Princess Pei Pei Goodpuppy) will growl at you when you pet her. The more you pet her (which she definitely wants) the worse the growling (and various other noises) and at a certain point her fangs are out and she’s making noises like a devil child all the while enjoying herself. Scares the shit out those not familiar with her. Scared me the first couple of days we had her. I was thinking “is this dog psychotic or whut?” She fits right into my household.
https://tinyurl.com/hpwwmf8
I’m getting Hannah and Matt’s significant other gifts this year, and it’s not easy. Because I don’t really know them.
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Chinese finger traps. Kids love those.
Paula has a female cop friend. Dog officer. She moved to Portland to get married a while back.
Algebro
http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/2017/12/kirkwood_19.html
When you start, she almost seems indifferent. Next thing you know she’s climbing on you in excitement.
Sounds like your mom.
The more you pet her (which she definitely wants) the worse the growling (and various other noises) and at a certain point her fangs are out and she’s making noises like a devil child all the while enjoying herself.
Again.
I just put up two of these in the backyard, illuminating some trees. Pretty nifty.
https://is.gd/YGT3QW
We have that same unit pointing at the front of our house. I ran over the cord with the snow blower the other day. Dumb.
I pointed my unit at your mom.
There’s a house on the main road that has them and it looks nice on the way home from work at night time.
Yay, my secret Santa gift arrived!
My Secret Santa gift arrived. I coukd hear heavy breathing so I opened it. It was your mom.
Huzzah!
You people suck the wad weenie.
*looks at SS master list to figure out who’s mom Hotspur got*
whose
Hoes?
I cashiered for 3 hours today. I H8 people. I H8 saying good morning more than Merry Christmas. I don’t mean anything. I don’t care. I’m fake. Don’t talk to me!!!
*doesn’t scan*
*doesn’t scan*
“I guess it’s free then, huh?”
*death gurgle*
“Do you want your milk in a bag?”
‘No, I’d prefer to keep it in the jug’
*screams like a girl*
Oh, wait! I have a coupon in here somewhere!
*starts digging around in pockets*
*wonders why everything faded to black*
“I ran over the cord with the snow blower the other day.”
This was covered in the owner’s manual.
*writes a check
Did you reach in with your bare hand to free the cord, without turning it off?
AUGH!!! We have auto check. You give me a blank check, I type it into the register, I give it back. You don’t need to write any…..AUGH!!!!! Please, take your time entering it into your passbook
We don’t take coupons. Feel free to have your old guy change dealio to count out exact change on a credit card transaction. Let me enter 34 cents before you run your credit
SNAP can be run as exact and the register will tell you the balance, ok…I’ll run 250$ SNAP first…oh wow…balance is…
I refuse to take cake orders over the phone. Online or walk in only. Fuckers can’t spell
Oso, they found a new species of bat in New Mexico.
It typically flies at low altitude
https://tinyurl.com/y77sf3xb
I needz a bat baby basset
You could train it to keep power cords out of your snow blower.
AA requirements:
Immigrant, Check.
Somali, Check.
Black, Check.
Innocent, Check.
https://www.spartareport.com/2017/12/hennepin-county-attorney-not-sure-charging-noor-in-damond-shooting-is-in-his-job-description/
This is such raging shit!
I can’t even…
I voted for Trump knowing I would agree with 50% things he does, hate 30% and won’t care for 20%.
So far, I can’t think of a single thing I hate.
Enjoy the tax cut and improving economy, people.
For a split second today, I was almost tired of winning.
I slapped myself and had some rye whiskey and it went away.
County Attorney: I Don’t Have Enough Evidence to Charge Mohamed Noor for Shooting Justine Damond
I do, and I wasn’t even in the fucking state when this happened.
Christmas in jail
Christmas in jail
Wore my shoes out pacin’ the floor
Got rocks in my head
I wish I was dead
Ain’t gonna derp and drive no more.
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