Good morning, and welcome to the real edition of Hunky Hump Day. Accept no substitutes.
My business trip was overall kind of frustrating, but it did lead me to the discovery of a funny, funny ad campaign. Red Stripe is a meh beer, but Rocketboy tells me that “Hooray, beer!” is a rather popular phrase at school. Go figure.
Music video of the day.
Per someone’s request.
Close to a redhead (freckles anyway) for Carin.
Not fair that a guy gets eyelashes like that.
From Pretty Little Liars.
Needs a sammich.
Last but not least.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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“Hooray your mom” is a popular phrase around the H2
Nazi statues have replaced NoKo which replaced Russia x 3.
This is all pretty obvious stuff to anyone paying attention and I guess I knew it but listening to the radio news on NPR just confirms this stuff for me. They’re never going to stop until Trump exits then it’ll be “Trump’s fault” for the next 4 years.
LinkedIn has become an absolute cesspit since the Damore kerfluffle. Thousands of women proving him right, hundreds of white knight men virtue signalling, and the occasional man who’s willing to risk his career popping up in comment threads to point out both.
Jimbro, if we ever let the Left or the GOPe back into power, I’ll be hearing about things that are Trump’s fault when I’m getting my no-longer-adjusted-for-inflation Social Security checks.
I’m on LinkedIn but really don’t use it for anything. Every now and then people I know request to connect which I do and that gets me looking at their suggestions. If I know them I connect. I get a lot of requests from locum tenum places and industry people who then try and sell me stuff. I just ignore those now. I have never read content there or used a message board
I bet it’s hard for Roamy to do HHD and not see a lot of gay.
LinkedIn. It’s my only social media and I only use it for jobs.
Which reminds me. It’s been 18 months. Time for a new one!
I’ve been on the same project for a year. Feels like the same thing.
Jimbro, I get email blasts of “Recommended for You” articles because I’m in some cyber, programming, and AI groups. Very occasionally, those are worth reading.
I think Trump was the answer. I loved his press conference. And if the GOP doesn’t stand by him they can go eff themselves.
On Hannity the other night, Mike Huckabee did an amazing job of questioning why anyone would think President Trump is a racist. He quickly reviewed his career and said in that time NO ONE HAS EVER called his actions or words racist and why would a 70 year old man change now?
LinkedIn is a useless piece of dogshit. I don’t give a crap about you.
I’ve finally taught my computer that it is spam.
Waiting for the dryer to be done so I can have clean underwear before I leave the house. Have to go to an AT&T store to cancel my U-verse because I don’t remember the 4-digit PIN that we set 9 years ago or the answer to the security question that I gave at the time. I feel so safe knowing that it would be relatively difficult to cancel my internet. From the phone linked to the account. With the account number. Able to read the SN from the back of the router.
Warm, toasty bum. Okay, back later.
So, essentially Leon only wears underwear when he is leaving the house. No wonder he can’t hold down an office job.
It’s called 2 tier security for a reason. Now someone can’t cancel your internet or transfer it while you’re at work.
I saw Toasty Bum open for Red Hot Chili Peppers back in ’88.
wakey wakey
At least he wears cargo shorts, and not a kilt. So we have that going for us.
I started laundry two days ago when I knew I was running out of boxers and finally got tired of waiting for my wife to get her things out of the dryer.
I’m going to have to take over that chore entirely. She can’t get anything done these days. Possum is too active.
Jay, I get that, I also think it’s ridiculous to set a PIN that you only need if you want to cancel the service. Their process is shit.
*also the laundry guy at home leon.
Welcome to the club!
I think it’s hard for pretty anyone to not see a lot of gay in the HHD posts.
Of course you see it that way. You’re an eye!
Hotspur, ask the new girl about bullwhips.
PJ momma! !! In a 10,000 words or less tell us what’s been happening in your life!!
No, I don’t have a facedouche account.
Absolutely nothing is going on in my life and it’s wonderful…I came to work early, so I figured I’d sneak in and say hi
This is an updated picture of me
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/20690351_10212449440464774_778436169481962959_o.jpg?oh=686be024de00a826a7c9e1571eb7319a&oe=5A332EC0
So sweet for Peej to make time for us.
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haha shut yer huer mouth…I’m obsessed with you on FB, isn’t that enough?
hahahaha, You look good!
LOL
That covers up the all seeing eye nicely
I think that my hat tends to distract from the neck waddle I seem to have acquired in my 40’s.
What have you been up to Mare, and Hotspur, and ….I’m pretty sure I’m friends with Carin and Jay on FB, so I don’t give a fuck about them.
Fuck Facebook.
Like PJM, I too have the neck waddle thing going on, aka vagina neck. It has not proven to be nearly as entertaining as I suspected it would be.
Like PJM, I too have that neck waddle thing going on, aka vagina neck. It has not proven to be nearly as entertaining as I imagined it would have been.
Apparently, I”m stuttering this morning.
damn it…I spelled “wattle” wrong
No, you’re just getting old as fuck.
Waddling is what I do after gym day. thanks Scott
No, you’re just getting old as fuck.
Yep, I miss you
I am living back in Florida, PJ. On the Gulf side. I’m a West Sidderz now.
ooh we’re both westsiders!! TWINS!! wait, first you were in Hawaii, and then Texas? And now Flori-duh?
” first you were in Hawaii, and then Texas? And now Flori-duh?”
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It sounds like such a downhill skid when you say it like that….
Hey PJ. Wattling your way through Home Depot, I see.
It sounds like such a downhill skid when you say it like that….
Wha? nooooooo
Hey PJ. Wattling your way through Home Depot, I see.
*hides chocolate bar*
Look, I’m in complete control of my weight. This bitch doesn’t wadtle anywhere
OMG!! I AM SO EXCITED HOW ARE YOU GEOFF?!?!?!?!?!??!
Gosh, I love hitting people with the cluebat and facts. SO satisfying. J’ames, you’re missing the fun.
The eyelash hottie is wearing eyeliner. Still hawt.
And the ‘go figure’ link? Can you imagine how hawt I’d be with hair like that?
Instead, I’m all like………http://tinyurl.com/y8d5bnjx
*goes over to facefuck to see who carin is pounding* SYWM
If you had the choice between having a wattle and a caruncle, which would you choose? GO!
I had to google the word “caruncle” sooo if I have a choice, can I choose the one that’s on a turkey and not on my inner eye? Cuz I’d prefer it on the turkey
Cancellation complete, router sent back.
Wife says I can’t sort and put away her laundry. I guess she prefers having wrinkled piles in baskets and doesn’t want things done for her. I generally don’t let her cook for me, so there’s that.
Grand jury 3 – bad guys zero
Just dump the pile on her side of the bed.
The biggest issue is that I’m usually asleep when she needs to put things away, in the same room where she needs to put them. And honestly most of this comes down to us not having any weekends free all Summer.
Paula insists on doing my laundry. My ex wife was so lackadaisical with laundry I ended up buying extra clothes because it would disappear for so long I thought I had run out of underwear and socks. After I started doing it myself it was back to normal. Then I filed for a divorce which was where I lost the $20. Times several thousands more twenties.
Been there, Jimbro. I count myself very lucky to have escaped marriage #1 with only a few grand out of pocket. I kept the house, truck, and cat.
sorry about the cat, leon. 2 out of 3 ain’t bad.
sorry about the cat, leon. 2 out of 3 ain’t bad.
You don’t like Chinese food?
He had to KEEP the cat. Chinese food not involved.
btw, that’s racist
Wow. it’s clear some of you are not into foods outside their comfort zones…must be fear of cultural appropriation. COWARDS!!!
Are you living in Florida again, Peej?
I wanted the cat. I loved the cat, still miss him and say hi to him when I pass his grave.
Penelope also does the “Laundry of no return” thing. Puts stuff in a pile to wash later, then forgets about it. I lost a pair of pants for 2 1/2 years.
No, I’m still in San Diego County.
The laundry thing was just a part of a Long List Of Grievances
No butt stuff, huh?
Comment by leoncaruthers on August 16, 2017 1:43 pm
No butt stuff, huh?
In fairness, the strap-on chafed so she didn’t like wearing it.
Prediction: Washington State will pass a bill proclaiming they are named after Booker T Washington and not George.
Washington D.C. too
Trump will be killed before the end of the year.
I thought it would be longer, but there’s no way he makes it.
Future News: Columbus, OH changes name to Jay-Z for the chirrun
But Hilda Beast *still* won’t be president
We’ll have to fix Mt Rushmore.
New and improved one will feature Booker T Washington and George Jefferson.
As stupid as my prediction sounds, I bet it happens.
They have already done this. King County is now named after Martin Luther King. For the previous 150 years it was named after a slaveholder.
I like during the press conference when he says, ‘I condemn nazis but there were also bad people on the other side.’
The next question is whether or not he condemns nazis.
It doesn’t matter. A lefty can shoot republicans in broad daylight and no one cares.
Talk about poor brand management.
Trump will be killed before the end of the year.
I thought it would be longer, but there’s no way he makes it.
My theory has been that the escalating violence will eventually result in riots in DC, and that the National Guard will be ordered into the city to “restore order” by Dem governors, which will be used as cover to remove Trump by force.
I say Trump and McCain both survive until 2018.
I say Trump and McCain both survive until 2018.
Little footloose and fancy free with those bets, eh? Bet you’re an animal in Vegas.
I’m a total pussy, too scared to even do the penny machine..but I do love a good buffet
HOW ARE YOU GEOFF?!?!?!?!?!??!
Busy as a rat trying to start my little R&D company up while sending my daughter off to college and dealing with some nasty family health issues.
It never seems like there’s enough beer…
How’re you doing?
I say Trump and McCain both survive until 2018.
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I’ll take that bet. They both have to survive, though.
What should we bet? Box of wipes? Diapers?
Weed?
Peen! ***tacklehugs***
PJ, I never gamble. I say they survive for theological reasons. The first survives because God hasn’t completely forsaken us, the latter because the Devil’s still trying to kill hope.
WTF?!?!?!?
I meant Peej….
***wanders off, muttering, “Stupid autocorrect”***
Bleargh.
What should we bet? Box of wipes? Diapers?
Weed?
Diapers for you, Pull-ups for me. We start potty training soon.
Busy as a rat trying to start my little R&D company up while sending my daughter off to college and dealing with some nasty family health issues.
I was trying to think of a creative alternative to research and develop and it’s just not gonna happen… le sigh
Sorry about the health issues…excited about your daughter going to college though!! That’s a good thing. She could be like your typical hostage starting out stripping is sleezy dive bars for enough cash to buy a 40…so sounds like that’s good..right?
I’m just fine and dandy!
Honestly Teresa…I think Peen is my new favorite name haha I might have to change it
Bleargh.
*hands you some pepto bismol*
Speaking of dying of cancer, a high school friend’s husband died due to pancreatic cancer. Just found out on FB.
Weed is useless to me except as a cash crop, at least for now.
I’ve got a month’s worth of underpants. Mr. B doesn’t. If he needs clean undies, he has to tell me when he’s down to 3 pairs in his drawer.
And I’m totes OCD when it comes to folding laundry. I may use the loveseat as a laundry depot/folding area, but once I start folding, that shit will have crisp corners, pointed in the right direction, and done in a way it all goes in the drawer in neat, easy to access/see, rows.
Used to drive me crazy to see how my friend put her clothes away. Underwear and socks just get tossed in a drawer, straight from the dryer or laundry basket. I noticed my daughter does the same. WTF?
On a happier note, yesterday was my parents’ 58th anniversary, and today is DD#2’s 26th birthday.
Mr. TiFW inherited the laundry responsibilities after my Myasthenia diagnosis. I have had to bite my tongue because he doesn’t fold things the way that I did.
I think that falls under the “In sickness and in health” clause…
I’m just impressed people actually fold their clothes.
I don’t give a flying f88k about any minorities’ grievances anymore. It’s bullshit. The actual asians, not the asians who are called asians so the media doesn’t have to out right say muslims are terrorists asians, have kicked ass in this country. Why? Because they worked hard, really hard and didn’t have time to be aggrieved about shit. Even when they were put into internment camps BY DEMOCRATS.
Trump 2020, Hitting Media Bitches Harder than McCain pounding Graham’s Ass.
Slaves no longer exist (legally) in this country. I don’t give a shit anymore.
Mare, if BLM could be honest about Asians it would indict their “culture” as being at fault. Never gonna happen.
Wait, I never cared; during my lifetime none existed in this country.
Now you want to talk about Boko Harum? That’s slavery I care about.
Comment by pajama momma on August 16, 2017 3:08 pm
I’m just impressed people actually fold their clothes.
I’m impressed people actually wear clothes. One of the joys of being single is that I have spent all day working around the house with just a wrapped towel.
I’ve got a month’s worth of underpants.
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Are they all giant, silky things?
I’m just impressed people actually fold their clothes.
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Clothes. 1% er.
I’ve been wearing a piece of astroturf over my peen for like two years.
I read Juan Williams book. Yes, I’m the one.
He makes the point that recent African immigrants do quite well in America.
What a dick.
hahhhaaahhh, MJ read Juan William’s book.
I love you even though you are such a douche.
Are they all giant, silky things?
Cotton.
Well, I’m going to shake this place up and admit I love doing laundry. My favorite part is how my laundry smells so good (when I’m finished).
The fact that almost every household CAN have a washer and dryer makes me love America even more. I’d give up my microwave and stove before I’d give up my washer and dryer. PRY THEM FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!!
Bikinis.
I DON’T HAVE A GIANT ASS, you perv.
*my gut, on the other hand….*
And I don’t give two shits about anyone’s bitching about fabric softener, not only does it soften clothes it makes them smell fantastic. For some bizarre reason I only discovered fabric softener about 5 years ago. WTF?
He makes the point that recent African immigrants do quite well in America.
What a total racist nazi white supremacist he must be. Who’s this again?
*bingles*
Oh… race traitor!
Mare, I don’t mind doing laundry either. I LOVE the smell of clean laundry. It’s sniffalicious. I love getting in a freshly clean and made bed. To keep it fresher, longer, we do showers before bed.
If we are to choose between appliances, I’ll give up the microwave, but not stove. So stove and washer over microwave/dryer.
Cotton.
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Red?
Speaking of beds, my MIL has been telling bits and pieces of her life. Growing up, a freshly made bed meant pulling out the old corn husks which made up the mattress, and putting in some new ones.
And they took the feathers from their chickens and ducks, for pillows.
No, MJ. I do not own any red undergarments. I’ve got a couple of black ones, some pastel, but mostly white.
Should I type that out again slowly?
No, MJ. I do not own any red undergarments. I’ve got a couple of black ones, some pastel, but mostly white.
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So not like your avatar?
Oh shit, I forgot about my avatar. Nevermind.
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Almost JINX!
Jeez beasn. Here’s something to help you solve the mystery.
https://is.gd/yI9qmB
Be nice to MJ, he’s going to be an InCel soon, at least for a while.
Be nice to MJ, he’s going to be an InCel soon, at least for a while.
He’s having hand surgery?
Word, mare. When I had to vacate the former Casa Cavil, I made damn sure the washer and dryer came with.
They’ll eventually remain with my hosts as a “thank-you”, but damn if I was going to use this complex’s “laundry center”.
I don’t know if you guys regularly go to The Other McCain. His special area of study is Feminist women and how they fail. Anyhoo, it is very hard for me to separate crazy women from how they look. For example, the 2 “women” who are raising their daughter to be “gender fluid.” When you see the pic of these two women you can’t help but say, “this could have all been avoided had they not been fat and gross in high school.” Now I’m not saying all fat and gross people have these problems, I’m saying the people with these problems all seem to be fat and gross. Exhibit A:
I encourage you to refresh on the top of McCain’s page and scroll down to witness several examples of unattractive = attention whore.
One of the joys of being single is that I have spent all day working around the house with just a wrapped towel.
oooh, you have to be single to do that?
eeesh, no wonder my kids are so upset
Have you ever heard of Dorian Gray?
I should probably change my avatar.
Well, I’m going to shake this place up and admit I love doing laundry.
Sick fuck
also, Beasn…your picture is…well first I don’t want to assume the gender. Can you help me out before I comment?
mmm, buffet.
They have excellent pizza at New York New York, too.
hahahahaha, exactly, PJM.
I’m going to go and smell the laundry in my dryer RIGHT DAMN NOW!
Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on August 16, 2017 2:51 pm
Peen! ***tacklehugs***
There’s no way that comment is NOT going to survive, and be quoted.
I occasionally read The Other McCain. He has some insights, but it’s getting more tedious to wade through the other crap to find it.
I’m not saying all fat and gross people have these problems, I’m saying the people with these problems all seem to be fat and gross.
Mentally ill people don’t care about their appearance. Whether it’s because their brains can’t focus on the mundane stuff, because they don’t perceive their appearance, or because they are so screwed up that they cannot maintain a diet and proper grooming habits… I don’t know. Maybe all of the above. Part of the reason that proper dress and grooming is important is because it signals to other people that you’re sane.
TIFW has two kids, so we already knew that the likes the peen.
I, personally, believe that peen does not get tacklehugged enough.
Is anyone else willing to march on DC to fight for more peen tackle hugging?
No, then fu.
He’s having hand surgery?
ISWYDT
CoAlex, I believe, strongly, there is a difference between mental illness and a childish desire to fit into a group. Signaling that group with how you look. If that is mental illness, which a lot of it seems to be, I agree.
https://is.gd/Ndqnb0
What do you think of my outfit Alex?
Because *I* want to get tacklehugged more often, I’ve changed my name.
Is anyone else willing to march on DC to fight for more peen tackle hugging?
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You should ask Obama.
Can you help me out before I comment?
Nerp. *picks scalp*
Part of the reason that proper dress and grooming is important is because it signals to other people that you’re sane.
Now you tell me.
I’m watching the radar, hoping we get some rain. There are storms to the left of me, storms to the right, and I’m stuck in the middle with none. Seriously. Both sets of storms are moving northeast and we’re in a corridor between them. MEH!
Because *I* want to get tacklehugged more often, I’ve changed my name.
Are you micro or ginormous? Size matters on whether you get tackled.
I’m trying not to tacklehug any peen. Whether it’s mine or anyone else’s it’s still a trip to Confession.
Peen and poon remind me of Rosetta.
Are you micro or ginormous? Size matters on whether you get tackled.
I’m feeling a little offended. How dare you question ANYTHING. I AM TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peen and poon remind me of Rosetta.
Me too
Heh.
So the preening turd heap tweets something someone else said, and a photo of himself, and it’s the most liked tweet ever.
Go fuck yourself. You’re to blame for most of this.
Cocksucker!
http://www.mlive.com/news/us-world/index.ssf/2017/08/barack_obamas_charlottesville.html#incart_river_home_pop
Comment by Jay in Ames on August 16, 2017 4:17 pm
Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on August 16, 2017 2:51 pm
Peen! ***tacklehugs***
There’s no way that comment is NOT going to survive, and be quoted.
Shit.
Go fuck yourself. You’re to blame for most of this.
Cocksucker!
http://www.mlive.com/news/us-world/index.ssf/2017/08/barack_obamas_charlottesville.html#incart_river_home_pop
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Completely agree.
But I have a feeling most of the twitter likes were the fake generated bullshit Twitter likes to pull.
Who gives a F about Obama. CLownfart.
Can we burn an effigy of Obama at Lapeerpalooza II? We’ll call it Trump so we aren’t killed by lefties.
I thought Twitter was beneath the dignity of the president.
Name ONE thing, ONE thing Obama did to improve race relations.
Yeah, I thought so.
Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 16, 2017 4:19 pm
TIFW has two kids, so we already knew that she likes the peen.
Ahem.
TiFW has FOUR children, TYVM….
As of Wednesday morning, Aug. 16, Obama’s tweet has more than 3.2 million likes and 1.2 million retweets.
So….1% of the US population liked his tweet, and 0.33% of them retweeted it.
Big whoop.
Read this, or not. Whatever. But it’s good.
http://amp.dailycaller.com/2017/08/16/in-defense-of-robert-e-lee/
I’m unfamiliar with the platform, but couldn’t some % of those re-twats be “look at what this preening jackass said now”?
Comment by mare on August 16, 2017 7:59 am
I bet it’s hard for Roamy to do HHD and not see a lot of gay.
Too true, and it was worse using Bing this time instead of Google. Found a post on blue eyes and stole 20%.
Ahem.
TiFW has FOUR children, TYVM….
My apologies.
She really really loves the peen!
8/16/17: The Day Peen Stopped By To Catch Up
Alex, MJ, Carin, Peen … anyone got a post in them for Thursday they’re dying to get out? I’m tapped out this week by events. And lack of high speed internet.
No problem. I can throw together something fabulous.
And by fabulous I mean dumb as fuck.
I can put something together.
Ah, I see MJ beat me to the punch.
I do most of the laundry here. I got pissed at the rest of the house, because I asked them to do their own laundry when I was working overtime trying to get flight hardware ready, and they did juuuuuuust enough to get by until I was doing laundry again. Mr. RFH washed a load consisting of three pairs of socks.
Thank you. I look forward to the fabulousness.
I started doing my own laundry at 13, when I made the mistake of commenting on the way mom did it. After that it was my responsibility.
We bought a Vizio on the cheap last year. Need to hook up the DVD player, but the teevee only has L and R holes and I’m guessing for the video, a HDMI port. The DVD player, which was hooked up fine to the previous HD tv, does not have a HDMI port. WTF?
So is there some kind of cable thingie with an HDMI on one end and a ‘male’ thingie on the other end or do I have to get a new DVD player? If so, F that. This newer tv is not much, if at all, an upgrade of the last tv, which is all digital HDTV whatever.
Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on August 16, 2017 6:26 pm
Ahem.
TiFW has FOUR children, TYVM….
My apologies.
She really really loves the peen!
Almost as much as Car in…
***runs and hides***
Car in’s got a Subaru now. I think she’s sworn off the peen in favor of softball.
I’m not sure exactly what this event is, but it should definitely be a part of Lapeerpalooza
http://tinyurl.com/ycampy8y
My husband is a lesbian too because he loves the ‘bu.
I think she’s sworn off the peen in favor of softball.
Actually, I suck at any sport that involves a ball.
I don’t even know what I’m saying.
L an R are stereo speaker channels Beaskhdkfalkdhfs, left and right. They may be Outputs and not Inputs since HDMI is video and audio combined. Take a picture of the outputs on your DVD player and the input on your new TV, go to Best Buy or Walmart AV and start crying really loud, someone will help you.
^wut?
My husband is a lesbian too because he loves the ‘bu.
What did you end up with, an Outback or Forrester? Impreza? I need an AWD winter card because Monster is too low to the ground.
https://www.walmart.com/ip/5-Feet-1080P-HDTV-HDMI-Male-to-3-RCA-Audio-Video-AV-Cable-Cord-Adapter/856056345?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=12916&adid=22222222227093520307&wmlspartner=wmtlabs&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=c&wl3=214349408284&wl4=pla-346523450043&wl5=9019619&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=117430068&wl11=online&wl12=856056345&wl13=&veh=sem
Forrester. I heart it so much.
Also they sell this where my wife works for $1.25 a bottle, Wallmart has it for $1.70 a bottle in bulk. So good you’ll want to slap PJ’s momma.
https://is.gd/Ct7UiV
In case you forgot, NAACP covered up George Washington on the steps of the South Carolina state house.
Then just who the hell was George Washington Carver named for?
You’re all assholes and racists. How the hell are you?
In fairness, was that because they found him offensive, or because the statue didn’t look good in the whatever shot they were trying to set up?
Not boyfriend report for the day:
Friend that works with him (McDonalds) says he works a LOT and that he talks about Erin constantly.
But they’re just chill.
Tonight’s movie: “Downfall”
WTF????????? Covering up George Washington??? Truly one of the greatest men who ever lived. They would have been heading back to Africa on their own volition had George not made this country one worth living in. F black lives matter.
I said F black lives matter, sir!
Mare, don’t send a boy. It’s “Fuck black lives matter.”
At long, long last, my 5 gallon bucket of coconut oil is finally empty.
At long, long last, my 5 gallon bucket of coconut oil is finally empty.
Well, at least you kept the chafing to a minimum.
Just fine, Bcock. I’ve decided to stop identifying as white and now identify as Irish. Historically, we weren’t white according to Americans, so I’m just going with that from now on. I’ve read that Irish often got much more dangerous jobs than slaves in the South, because you could just hire another one. Slaves were expensive!
Just fine, Bcock. I’ve decided to stop identifying as white and now identify as Irish. Historically, we weren’t white according to Americans, so I’m just going with that from now on. I’ve read that Irish often got much more dangerous jobs than slaves in the South, because you could just hire another one. Slaves were expensive!
“Irish need not apply”
Yup, my forebears were treated like utter trash. Subhuman. Do I bitch about it? No. But I may start. That seems to be the way to get things down.
Blarney Lives Matter.
since HDMI is video and audio combined.
Derp. Even the package says that. (SYWM, I don’t usually set this crap up. When my son was a baby 26 years ago, I gave him that job.)
Okay, well the DVD player does not have a port for that. It only has holey holes. AND IT’S NOT THAT OLD.
*gives Pupster a belly rub and a biscuit*
*scrolls a little farther and sees the Wallyworld link*
That is what I was looking for at Walmart yesterday. They didn’t have it.
Comment by Car in on August 16, 2017 8:06 pm
Not boyfriend report for the day:
Friend that works with him (McDonalds) says he works a LOT and that he talks about Erin constantly.
Saving up for a ring?
get a sony blu ray with HDMI. We have 2, has netflix and everything. $40.
Are they calling for Bannon’s head yet?
Cuz you know it’s gonna happen.
I’m just waiting till they call for mine. Or yours.
Walmart.com will have it.
Their stores suck for stuff like that/
The bimbo who saw the Christmas store elves Nazi saluting called for Bannon to be fired. Like he had anything to do with it.
Silly putty, peyote, origami crane, cobra antivenin.
No blu ray. Our DVD player is all we need. If we can hook it up.
Looks like I’ll have to order it from walmart.com. Looking at Bestbuy.com and not seeing it there.
I’m just waiting till they call for mine. Or yours.
I forget who said it (Leon?) but remember that one side has a trillion rounds of ammo and the other side doesn’t know which bathroom to use.
I forget who said it (Leon?) but remember that one side has a trillion rounds of ammo and the other side doesn’t know which bathroom to use.
Yeah, I’ve seen that repeatedly. If we’re gonna choose up sides and do this, I’m perfectly ok with the side I’m on…both from a moral and a practical standpoint.
I shot a 357 magnum last weekend. It’s hard to miss whatever you’re aiming at.
Sooooo much fun.
Thanks, Roamy!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
I call Al Gore’s house.
That pig has helluva view and a killer wine cellar.
I call Bernie Sanders’ lake house. No not that one. The other one.
Had to check on the in-laws. FIL forgot his evening antibiotic. He’s supposed to take that after supper. He gets up to go to the kitchen and forgets his walker.
MIL – “See, look what he does!”
Me – “Pops, get your walker.”
He turns around fast and teeters back and forth.
Sheesh.
Now she’s down there yelling at him, “I don’t need anyone to remind me to take my medicine. What’s wrong with your brain?”
Me – “He’s got an old one.”
MIL – “Mine is old too.”
Me – “Be happy yours works better. Many brains slow down a LOT.”
I call Al Gore’s house.
“That pig has helluva view and a killer wine cellar. ”
We can get all the nice places back –
I’ve said in the past (‘cuz racist, bigot, homophobe, etc) – motivated working ppl make a place livable / beautiful for human habitation – then leftards push them out and take it over and destroy it
Starting a civil war over the civil war really appeals to my sense of mischief.
It’s so bad.
And as Chrispy and Kurt say –
And so it goes
DVD might not have HDMI. Bluray player will play DVDs.
How many countries have come back from Communism, and how long did it take?
Have you heard the rumor about butter?
Skunk update –
I loaned two box traps to a neighbor for woodchuck control – told him to spring them at dark –
He didn’t.
The skunk
Spray that woke me up last night was from his place ……
Dumbass didn’t close the trap – caught a skunk and stunk the whole damn neighborhood up – it still stinks here
I like the quote but it’s not mine, at least not originally.
I need to do some reading on the Spanish civil war. And on blockchain cryptocurrency backed by agricultural contracts.
*starts mining “PumpkinCoin”*
Did you guys read about the Mattis “vulgarity”? The Aloha Snackbar in Washington? I know the MFM has been so busy calling me a Nazi, they aren’t covering anything else.
How many countries have come back from Communism, and how long did it take?
Poland and Vietnam come to mind. Poland was an act of God by way of Pope St John Paul the Great, near as I can tell. The US might not come back from it as a whole, but chunks of it will. Depends on how CWII plays out.
Leon, any experience with cocoa butter? I’m trying to see if I can make ganache without the sugar of using regular chocolate chips.
Mr. TiFW is out of town all week. DD#3 is staying at a friend’s house til tomorrow night. It’s just me and Rebecca here in this big old house the past couple of days. And the pets.
The dogs are on my shit list right now because one of them knocked over the kitchen trash can last night so that they could dig through it.
Bitches.
How bad are the puns getting?
Fuck it. Let’s do it.
I’m tired of being called a racist. I’m just a muppet trying to get ahead.
Pretty sure you can make a ganash from 100% cacao chocolate and erithrytol, but I can’t say I’ve tried.
Connie, what vulgarity?
I wouldn’t want Sanders or ManBearPig’s properties. I’d have to burn them to the ground, bring in a priest to bless it, and rebuild.
MJ, I’m with you. I don’t how long it’s going to take, and it will be hell to live through, but I want it over with. I keep hoping physics or math will intervene and force some sanity, but fiat currency and usury are keeping math at bay, and the Grand Solar Minimum hasn’t really kicked in yet. If the war hasn’t started by the time the GSM happens, the historical pattern says that’s when the breadbasket empires collapse no matter what.
Steve Bannon served in the Navy. This is not some candy assed Hollywood type.
I’ve met him. I do not “know” him. Some day I’ll tell you what little I know about him. He may be a little “different.” However, he loves the USA. Trust me, he has “skin in the game.”
I promise not to be embarrassed when we all show up in the same color sheets.
Freckles (aka “Fat Cat”, cuz she’s so fluffy) likes it when Mr. TiFW is away, because she gets to sleep in his spot on the bed.
Sheets?
*pulls Hugo Boss garment bag from closet*
Where we’re going, we don’t need… sheets.
are you bringing Zima to Lapeerpalooza?
When Communism comes, there will only be one color of sheets made.
With all the alco-pops on the market, what’s the point of Zima anymore?
Omg. You can still get zima?
Let’s get some for next weekend.
Didn’t somebody ask Trump about Bannon possibly being the leaker and when he’s going to fire him? Heard some clip of Trump saying he is his friend and something like ‘we’ll see’.
Well, there ARE a lot of teenagers hanging out there now.
We gotta get the son with the bad GF a slight buzz and then school him on dames. Be a shame to use Zima for that, though.
*wonders if this is what oso was referring to*
*clutches pearls*
“You’ll miss it like the dickens, and you’ll be changed for the better for the rest of your life,” said Mattis, who retired as a four-star Marine general in 2013. “So you’ll never regret, but you will have some of the best days of your life and some of the worst days of your life in the U.S. Navy, you know what I mean? That says – that means you’re living. That means you’re living. That means you’re not some p– sitting on the sidelines, you know what I mean, kind of sitting there saying, ‘Well, I should have done something with my life.'”
He continued: “Because of what you’re doing now, you’re not going to be laying on a shrink’s couch when you’re 45 years old, say[ing] ‘What the hell did I do with my life?’ Why? Because you served others; you served something bigger than you.”
Zima? I can’t see Car in allowing that shit.
He said “Pussy” to a bunch of sailors!!!!!
We tried to get Zima in CO, but it was a one time buy and already sold out
Omg. You can still get zima?
Let’s get some for next weekend.
Only if someone gets Jolly Ranchers too
Pro tip: schnapps
Jay. Bring beer.
TYIA.
Bringing a 12, gotta figure out how to chill it.
Maybe I’ll put new labels on with gelatin, so I can put them in water.
Just write on the bottles with permanent marker. Y’know, like them edumacated hillbillies do.
After much retrospection, I like Roamy’s pic better than the cover of Ballistic magazine. Rangers lead the way… Tanto. Le sigh
Anita turned on the TV to watch our next episode of Grimm and a dialog-box popped up saying “atv-amazon.com wants to store data on your computer” : Yes No Cancel…
Anyone seen this?
Apple not Amazon here. Xb?
Are you guys buying the fight? 😜👍🏻👊🏻
Dan works 5-1:30. I’ve been getting multiple 1-9:30 shifts. Just found out Dan is binging Netflix without me. Is divorce too drastic?
Depends on what he’s watching. If he’s not sharing Rockford Files, Columbo, or the Jesse Stone movies, you should condider withholding at the very least.
We’re old. We’ve watched all that stuff. He’s binging Always Sunny in PA
Daily exercise reduces phlebitis.
Hello from the old country. Visiting parents and family.
Been reading People’s Republic by Kurt Schlicter in my spare time. Fun read, and a good primer on what to expect if Antifa gets their way.
Pro tip: buy guns, and don’t skimp on the ammo.
Safe travels Tushar.
I woke up at 2:30 and couldn’t get back to sleep. It might not be my most productive day today.
https://is.gd/KhklcL
Awwww. Cute. I would squosh his wrinkly little face. And hug him and squeeze him and call him George.
What do we have for a headcount at Mooseapalooza?
And good morning, everybody!
Carin, do you have a kitchen scale?
*walks around banging pots and pans and singing loudly*
Carin, do the grocery stores near you sell any linguica or chourico (portuguese sausage)?
*goes outside, climbs ladder and starts walking around on the roof*
wtf is going on in here?
oh
“do you have a kitchen scale?”
just indicted someone for that yesterday….
just sayin’
We have chorizo at a lot of stores, I’m sure it’s completely the same thing.
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