Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s kick it in gear.
This made me laugh.
Remembering the more tag this time.
If we have a cop, only fair to have a fireman.
Where’s my coffee.
Fake redhead for Carin.
Last but not least.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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Too much sausage here. And 1ster.
Condolences Jay
Wakey wakey.
Sorry about your Dad J’ames.
[refrains from making some bad joke about burial/ since I just dug a hole in my yard last night]
Moose tried to dig him up as we buried him.
And this morning, it appears that it was obviously Oskar that got all the other dogs moving in the morning.
Zelda and Moose are STILL asleep in my room. Cripes. It’s after 8. Everyone’s been up and off, and I’ve done a kid run and they’re still sleeping.
Sorry about your Dad J’Ames.
Digging a hole is no joke, as I noted yesterday.
Prayers for you and your family Jay.
I should probably go see if any coyotes came by to dig up the raccoon later.
Condolences, Jay. I like your attitude.
Workout and then kayak…Yeah.
We put a few pallets over the grave until it settles. I want to get a bench and engrave all my pet’s names on it. We’ve got a nice list now. Madison, Moe, Malcom, Mouser, Hera, Iggie, Jennifer, Greta, and now Oskar. four dogs. the rest were obviously cats. The chickens will not be noted. Maybe little Jerry.
Good memories of your dad Jay. Ferris Bueller was a gas and the boys and I have watched it many times over the years.
Carin, your dogs are grieving the loss of Oskar.
–Pet Therapist
I dragged one of my uprooted pine stumps over the ‘coon, but that might not be enough.
I found the pic of me and Jerry the other day.
Little Jerry was a hoot.
I work with this girl – this is her facebook rant. I’m going to try to gently give her some fucking knowledge:
So my rant of the day, my birth control cost 73$ plus co pay 25$ so total 100$ every 3 month. Mind you I’m in the doctors office a max of 5 minutes. This is all caused by my deductible, 350$, give or take; that has to be paid before I get free injections. This is straight up bullshit!! 😡😡😡😡
Wanting someone else to pay for your lifestyle drugs is straight up bullshit.
So in her world there’s a correlation between time spent w doctor and price of drugs? Please don’t let this scrunt vote.
I bet she wants the government out of her bedroom too
But free BC is alright
And free abortions
So sorry about your dad, Jay.
I read an idiotic article this morning which some bint wrote that no woman should have to be a “non-consensual incubator” .
the “free” label drives me nuts…
i’ve been telling my daughter since she was little that the only thing in life that is free is the love she has from God and her mom and dad – there’s a bill for everything else
nice gears roamy
“non-consensual incubator”
Unless it was rape (and I mean rape-rape), you already consented, you ninny. Actions have consequences.
Sorry about your dad, Jay. Prayers for your family
Condolences Jay. Not looking forward to that day myself, hopefully well in the future.
And you know what’s cheaper than “free” contraception? Keeping your legs together and not being an effin’ slut, that’s what.
Don’t smile guys. Y’all are no better these days.
Can we just go back to the 20th century now? I’m declaring this one a bust.
19th is my preference, or very early 20th.
Sorry for your loss, Jay.
MJ is missing out on the looting.
By the time he gets back there will be no more formula, diapers, liquor or cigarettes left
and hair weave!
He’ll have to move again.
I finally read VDH’s Never Never Trump article linked on the side bar and touted by Rush yesterday. Definitely worth the time to read it.
Oh right. I meant to read that.
By the time he gets back there will be no more formula, diapers, liquor or cigarettes left
MJ, you betta hook me up with some shoes, muthafuck. 12D, and nunadat reebok shit. I want som jordans yo.
[refrains from making some bad joke about burial/ since I just dug a hole in my yard last night]
I know dress shopping is stressful, but if you kill her then you’d have to go back to the mall to return the damn thing.
The world will teach young dummies why life is so expensive. This is my hope, at least.
Although I have noticed that some older people seem to bitch an awful lot about the fact that tradespeople charge money for their work. Not that they charge too much. Just that they charge. As if they don’t know why.
Dang, Jay. I am so sorry for your loss. Comfort and love to your family.
The dress is fabulous, btw. I practically forced it on her, but now she claims it was her idea.
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She better watch herself. I’ve got lots of acreage for more holes.
Although, I can’t believe I had to pay for it. She’s only going to wear it once.
You could bury her in it.
She’d still only wear it once. Maybe twice.
Today’s Weiner news
https://is.gd/8il6wm
They need to arrest that pervert.
Somewhere, Breitbart is smirking.
So, I went to the clinic to clear up that bill issue I wrote about two days ago … and the lady THERE almost hung up on the billing department (it’s part of a larger conglomerate ). Said the lady kept asking for patient numbers and etc … and she kept telling her “YOU HAVE ALL THAT AND SHE PAID CASH.”
Thanks Obama. You fuckface You built this.
Condolences Jay. Sorry for your loss.
Yesterday I was clearing out a bunch of old voicemails, and came across one from my mom from last Christmas. Seemed unreal.
I didn’t delete it.
Carin, just do what any rich democrat would do. After Erin wears the dress, return it.
Random thought.
Has Bill ever been blown by, fucked by, or otherwise molested a black woman? Paula Jones, Gennifer Flowers, Monica Lewinsky, et al were all Cauckis. I’m thinking Bill is a racist unless he can prove he’s hit on some non-white womens.
Carin, just do what any rich democrat would do. After Erin wears the dress,
return it.donate it to your family’s charitable foundation and use it as a tax deduction.Fixt for the Clintons.
Sorry to hear about your father, Jay.
Today I had a dental appt and was talking to the dentist’s wife and the receptionist about the epipen dealio. Told them I have a scrip but never filled it because of the price.
“Insurance should have copaid for that! What insurance do you have?”
“Obamacare-”
And they both start rolling their eyes and moaning about Obamacare. I said, “Right, Obamacare! It’s a piece of crap! My old insurance was much better but they made it illegal because apparently I’m too stupid to understand my own life! Don’t get me started…”
They were agreeing and telling me “Well, you know who not to vote for in the future…” etc. etc. which was kind of shocking because I have always known them to be sort of your stereotypical old-school Dems.
Well, mind you, I was in the nook adjacent to the waiting room, and there was an open receptionist window on that corner wall, so everyone out there could hear me.
I open the door to the waiting room…all black people in there. Stonefaced. Good. I’m glad they all heard us.
I’m also glad Obama’s name is attached to that piece of shit. Or rather, this other,/i> piece of shit, in addition to the original one it has been attached to.
I’m not fixing that.
Comment by Car in on September 21, 2016 12:41 pm
So, I went to the clinic to clear up that bill issue I wrote about two days ago … and the lady THERE almost hung up on the billing department
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See, this is what makes those assholes so brave. They are at some remote, undisclosed location. If they had to actually deal with real live people in person, they would be much more polite.
There are several people employed in my office, full time, that have a job dealing with insurance companies. All day long.
is there a military form in dad’s records that lists his accomplishments and awards that I can give to the funeral home, for information? looking through records now.
I was excited to see what kind of headline Drudge would come up with for the Weiner story.
So far he’s giving him a pass.
BOOOO
J’ames, you should be able to contact the VA for his DD214, which will list all his awards, decorations, etc.
got that, and now I see the abbreviations. thanks, didn’t know what I was looking at
Has Bill ever been blown by, fucked by, or otherwise molested a black woman?
Does it count if he took Jesse Jackson in the ass?
blues or greens, choices choices. better get to polishing.
James, happy to help you translate the DD214.
Dress Blues
I’m at a cross country meet and just realized I have 5 circle thingies on my iPhone. I don’t think I’ve ever seen that
Just a few I didn’t see right off, but looked them up on the googles. Still not sure on AFRMWXyrDevice.
must be AppleSpeak™
Looks like its ‘Armed Forces Reserve Medal
Sorry about your Pops, Jay.
Did somebody 💣, 🔫, or 🔪 this poat?
Yes.
Hahahaha
Just noticed that the Apple douches changed the gun emoticon to a fucking squirt gun.
Hillary has very inelegant hands with fat fingers.
And she’s a cunt.
So sorry to hear about your father, Jay {{{hugs}}}
Scott built me a cold frame a while back and he assembled and installed it in the garden for me today.
*hump oozes over with happiness*
I’m making scotch eggs for breakfast tomorrow.
My most sincere condolences, Jay.
Hold the eggs.
But I like eggs. And there’s no scotch involved, sadly, just eggs, sausage, and some ground flaxseed.
Really sorry Jay.
Uh huh,
Sure.
Jay,
My family grieves with you.
Be not sad that such as man is passed, but be PROUD that such a man ever lived!
-Phat
MJ, how is the riot?
Well, shit. Someone at work left their 7-month-old baby in the car. They won’t be doing that again.
Jay
If you need help with anything give me a call.
I’m specialized in this shit.
At least I used to be.
Thanks phat, I appreciate that. Going through old forms is FUN!
Everyone, thank you for the kind words. They mean a lot.
been up for a couple of days now.\
off to bed, love you guys!
For Hotspur:
https://is.gd/MPjzgG
so –
cyn is missing in action
&
Jewstin is too
do you think maybe cyn is teaching him the ways of the jungle and how to be a feral hog??
It’s always hard being the one to handle the Suck
Step up and take CHARGE! No one else will.
The family is still shell, shocked.
Jay, you reminded me that I need to make the most of the time I’ve got, and I called my dad tonight.
Of course, he drove me crazy with not paying the least bit of attention to what I said, but he talked to Mini-me for a bit, and that was good.
And to my own poat, too, tsk, tsk.
It’s just sleeping.
I’m making scotch eggs for breakfast tomorrow.
I saw some Scotch Eggs when I was in Londonistan. First I’d ever heard or seen of them. I wasn’t brave enough to buy one and eat it though. I didn’t eat any Spotted Dick either.
Also, Fuck You.
Darnell’s error released prisoners.