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Hello #neverminders and intrepid explorers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today was born on August 27, 1990 in Solihull, England. She measures 32FF-24-32, 5’5″ and an unbelieveable 95lbs. Please let sleeping dogs lie and welcome, Miss Madison Welch.

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257 Comments

  1. She seems like a fun girl

  2. Eyeliner Addict

  3. Boobehs.

  4. English accents annoy me. Also NFW is she 95#.

    Cute, though.

  5. Wakey wakey. Moose goes to the vet this morning, so take your guesses as to his weight. He stands just above my knee and is a tank.

    Winner receives a picture of Moose. Maybe I’ll even brush him first.

  6. Pupster mist be trolling us with the 95.

    Hannah is is GREAT shape (keep your eyes OFF of her) and she’s 115 (and short). So … yes … NFW.

    SPeaking of which, I need to enroll her in a defense class before she goes off to school.

  7. Moose is probably closer to 95 than she is ;)

  8. Does she need classes, Car in? Sounds like she’s already good at kicking balls ;)

  9. THat’s Erin (only 16 and still safely w/in my circle of trust).

    I’d love her to take Krav Maga or something.

  10. Oh, sorry. Got the daughters mixed up.

  11. Awwww, the two dogs and a kitty…..caaaauuute

    Good one, Pups.

    Get rid of those big fake knockers and she has a lovely body.

  12. Anyone know how our Cyn is doing?

    Yes, I said OUR.

  13. I think she did a drive-by last night.

  14. Decks Dark is growing on me.

  15. It’s an awesome song. Have you had enough of me? Sweet darling ..

  16. That horse on Ace’s ONT is magnificent. What a gorgeous creature.

    Also, Hillary and Bernie are literally insane.

  17. MJ, how is married life?

  18. They’re being trolled into insignificance.

    I can’t get my head around Trump. One minute he’s saying something nuts, then he gives a totally logical answer on the free market vs regulatory policy, then he’s calling EW pocohantas.

    He’s a madman.

  19. Today could be a non sequitur kind of day. I mean more than usual.

  20. MJ, it’s not about Trump, it’s about beating Hillary she will be an effing disaster, especially concerning the Supreme Court. Trump is a wildcard but at least he loves America so we have that going for us. And he’s no more mad than anyone else.

    And calling EW Pocohantas is smart, she’s a silly, fake Indian and should be called out on it. And she’s as left as Bernie. Nip her aspirations in the bud right damn now.

  21. Not-Hillary 2016!!!!

  22. That is exactly the Bumper Sticker on my car, Carin.

  23. I need one.

  24. I can get a ten pack of hillary stickers with the line through it for $25

  25. Married life is good. I’ve been out of town for the past two weeks so I’m eager to get home.

    Concert tonight, cookout on Saturday, then another concert/event thingy on Sunday. Should be a fun weekend.

    I got to see a bunch of my family recently too! I was in Chicago for work so I had dinner with my Sis and BIL, then last night I had to go to a funeral and got to see a lot of cousins and folks I don’t normally see. Sad to see someone go at a relatively young age but it wasn’t unexpected. Cancer is a bitch.

    Madman was a compliment. And I agree that what he’s doing to EW, Hillary, and Bill is really effective. He’s sapping their credibility.

    And I never really thought about it like that: he loves America. It’s so simple.

    Thanks for that. Grab yourself an extra box of wine and send me the bill.

    What’s up with you? Girls are good? Moving up the wait list for the liver transplant?

  26. When’s the next meat face? I miss you Rachel Jenteels.

  27. Bolt ons.

  28. First pic is a real cutie.

    Michelle Malkin would not approve, though.

  29. Parking lot today: not full. I’d say 75% of normal.

  30. It’s Friday, the parking lot is always not full.

  31. It was even sparser than a normal Friday, Jay. I was expecting lower, though. We have “use it or lose it” vacation time and it’s a holiday weekend. I suspect when I do get lunch we’ll be closer to 50%.

  32. Great life re-cap, MJ! Great to hear.

    Life is good here. I haven’t felt this good in years. Big, big difference in lifestyle here. As much as I loved the people and vibe of Texas, I was inside ALL THE TIME. Now I’m outside all the time and it has been a life changer.

    And speaking of liver transplant. My experiment with ZERO drinking and weight loss has been a fricken flop. BOOOOOOO!!!

  33. I’m working from home today. Half day since my office building may very well be closed.

  34. When I got to work this morning I told my boss I expected it to be quiet today because of the holiday. Thats TT speak for “I aint doing shit today but fuck around on the web.” He seemed Ok with it, which is a good thing, I like cooperative employers…at this place I can actually smoke at my desk. Old School construction types…

  35. Store boughts kinda wreck what would otherwise be a pretty decent Limey.

    Also, good morning you sawry assed jokahs.

  36. I used to vape in my cube at the old building. Only got asked once if there was a fire, and no one bugged me about it after that. There was hardly anyone even on that floor, though.

  37. Morning Hostages.

    For our gardeners…

  38. How could a net loss of about 10,000 calories over three weeks not show a weight loss? I am kicking butt in my weight lifting however.

  39. That is a true story, Bcock!

  40. Possibly because the muscle mass gain is offsetting the weight loss, mare.

  41. *fat loss

    That’s what I meant. Read what I mean, not what I type.

  42. How could a net loss of about 10,000 calories over three weeks not show a weight loss?

    Ummm…if you’re not going to eat those…

  43. I’m almost ready to just farm dandelions deliberately to piss off my neighbor. Wine, salad greens, and a coffee substitute. How are they a weed again?

    Oh yeah, because they don’t suck at life.

  44. I can look at an expensive plant wrong, and have it die. Put leave in a fraction of an inch of a weed’s roots and it grows back.

  45. I gave up wine for a few weeks and didn’t lose any weight. I was working out just the same, so I’m saying it’s a stupid idea. As long as it’s just a glass or two, I think it’s good for me.

    And don’t tell me otherwise.

  46. On paper, alcohol is bad for weight loss. In practice? YMMV.

  47. I’m with Carin. It was a stupid experiment with a shaky hypothesis and a crappy outcome. Junk science!

  48. There was something I read a while ago that suggested that drinkers as a class have better body comp than non-drinkers, but it rose only to the level of correlation. It could be that healthier, fitter people can get away with drinking more, or simply that drinkers don’t consume as many calories as those who’d rather have sundaes.

  49. Since I cut drinking back to a couple glasses a night, I have lost about 7 pounds. I’d like to lose about 7 more. I haven’t been under 200 in about 15 years.

    Except for the time your mom climbed on top of me and held me down.

  50. Men and women are different. That is my operating hypothesis.

  51. That’s a pretty safe hypothesis.

  52. Men and women are different. That is my operating hypothesis.

    The Obama administration has a reeducation camp for you.

  53. That’s a pretty safe hypothesis.

    Not according to the Obama administration.

  54. Curse you, xbrad!

  55. I dont know, but can yall stop using big words like “hypothesis” (whatever that means) and “administration” and “reeducation”? It takes me a long time to sound them out when Im trying to cipher.

  56. Beaten by xbrad. That’s gotta sting.

  57. Taken down by xbrad? Even your mom shudders at the thought.

  58. Nah, it’s like being punched by a declawed cat.

  59. Things were going so well. It was BBF, the IG report on Hillary’s emails was awesome, Sobek posted at IB so I don’t have to…

    …then xBrad.

  60. Fuck cock smoker Obama and his bullshit visit to Hiroshima. What the fuck does he think that accomplishes?

    When a descendant of the emperor of Japan goes to Pearl Harbor, and apologizes for sneak attacking our asses, then Obama can go to Japan and suck all the dick in sight.

  61. Q. How many Japanese lives was it worth to save one American from being a casualty in an invasion of Japan?

    A. All of them.

  62. But in 1066 the Normans were bad too!

  63. Seriously, almost no one remembers WWII anymore, or that the Japanese empire was a xenophobic, racist, of emperor worshipping cultists.

    Nintendo!

    Beep bop beep beep beep bop. Godzirra!

  64. Obama keeps talking about a world without nuclear weapons. But the world without nuclear weapons was the one that gave us:

    The 30 Years War
    Waterloo
    Antietam
    Gettysburg
    The Somme
    Verdun
    Nanking
    Kursk
    Auschwitz
    Iwo Jima
    Okinawa
    Normandy
    and on and on.

    The world prior to nuclear weapons was a charnal house.

  65. The Japanese were so intent on prosecuting the war, at any cost, that we had to drop a second atomic bomb on them.

    Think about that for a second.

    And even then, there was a concerted effort to prevent the Emperor from delivering the surrender address. A not insignificant portion of people wanted to keep fighting AFTER HAVING TWO ATOMIC BOMBS DROPPED ON THEM.

    Bah. It’s been said a thousand times. The cost of invading Japan would have been beyond horrific. Estimates run up to a million American dead.

    Bombs away, motherfuckers.

  66. But but but … remember how innocent the Japanese were?

  67. http://tinyurl.com/h9lypqw

    Gardening/cooking, now with extra protein….

  68. Comment by MJ on May 27, 2016 11:53 am
    But in 1066 the Normans were bad too!

    ——-

    That actually made me LOL.

  69. Bombs away, motherfuckers.

    —-

    That made me laugh too.

    hahahahahaha

  70. But but but … remember how innocent the Japanese were?

    Yeah, sure fucking do.

  71. Yeah, that’s my beef (shut your whore mouths) with the Obama bullshit no nuclear weapons tour, what the hell was he doing practically giving them to Iran with his bullshit deal? If he thinks that is going to help stabilize the ME he’s a bigger tool for Jarrett than I though was. And I was thinking HUGE TOOL.

    The reality is, this administration is anti America as the Superpower. I know Jarrett’s plan is to give Iran more power and bargaining leverage. She’s such an evil bitch.

  72. My only regret is that we used explosive nukes rather than neutron bombs.

  73. Who would have thought that Japan was one of the worst war rape cultures?

    These drunk college women have no idea what real rape culture is.

  74. And reading “Unbroken” … you really get an idea of how wrong their entire culture pretty much was. It was being run by madmen, and the population was too afraid of them to do anything.

  75. Japan before surrender == North Korea today

  76. Honestly – Obama has the mental development of a middle schooler.

    “We must have the courage to escape the logic of fear and pursue a world without them,” he said.

    Obama called not only for a future without nuclear weapons, but without war.

    “We must change our mindset about war itself, to prevent conflict with diplomacy,” he said.

  77. I wonder if, when he is reading his teleprompter, he ever thinks to himself, “This is some outright fucking bullshit right here. I need to find out who is writing this for me, and fire the dumb bastard.”

  78. Shit, my 9 year old has a better grasp on things.

    Ask what we do about there being bad people in the world that want to hurt us as a country, “Well we have soldiers to protect us.”

    What about bad people here in this country? “We have policemen like grandpa was”

    What about if someone tried to hurt us, like break into the house? “*laughs* Daddy has guns.”

    She may not be able to articulate it like we can, but she understands the basic premise of “bad guys with guns are beaten by good guys with guns” and that scales all the way up to the international stage.

  79. I wonder if, when he is reading his teleprompter, he ever thinks to himself, “This is some outright fucking bullshit right here. I need to find out who is writing this for me, and fire the dumb bastard.”

    Well he’s stated that he’s a better speechwriter than his speechwriters, so I must assume that all speeches have his personal approval and stamp on them. Surely he wouldn’t just blindly read out whatever was in front of him. Ha. Ha. Ha.

  80. As an adult and unlike Obama and his college dorm, bong hit, philosophy, the world without nukes is a fake world, it’s doesn’t exist and never will again.

    Obama, STFU you’re embarrassing us all.

  81. Obama isn’t really a shining example of what happens when you smoke a lot of pot in high school and college.

  82. Choom gang logic.

  83. Didn’t he say he’s a better speech writer, and a better something else and a better something else?

    Poor, dickish, Obama. When your ego is so fragile you have to pretend and insist to others you’re awesome, you’re not.

  84. “I think that I’m a better speechwriter than my speechwriters. I know more about policies on any particular issue than my policy directors. And I’ll tell you right now that I’m gonna think I’m a better political director than my political director.”

  85. Ah, thank you, Bcock, yes, he did solidify his place as a really pathetic, narcissist jackass.

  86. See, this is why we all disappoint him so much.

    There’s a moment in an old issue of the comic book X-Factor wherein the speedster character Quicksilver explains why he’s such a dick all the time. I paraphrase:

    “You know how you feel when you’re in line behind a person being slow at the ATM, and you know exactly how to get them through the transaction and on their way and you know yours will take mere moments because you know what you’re doing? That’s how I feel with everyone, all the time, everywhere.”

    That’s 0bama’s perspective on the rest of humanity, sans the superhuman powers that made it literally true in Quicksilver’s fictional case.

  87. There is hardly a person in America less deserving of thinking themselves an accomplished person than Obama.

    Can you say Affirmative Action? I thought you could.

  88. My guess is that you asked the president if the US should unilaterally disarm he would say yes.

    But if you asked him to personally disarm he’d say no because he needs to prevent possible danger.

    Then he’d go back to eating paste and watching ESPN.

  89. And golf, don’t forget the golfing.

  90. I thought JoeyB did all the paste eating?

    DogEater McShanksALot is eating kobe beef and arugula…on our dime.

  91. I’ve always assumed that he wants the next democrat to lose so that he can feel more special for having put together the coalition.

    If someone else can do it, it wasn’t that awesome.

  92. Obama would argue that the US is a force for ill in the world, so disarming it will reduce the danger to us, because the rest of the world will see that we only want to live in peace. He, however, is a force for revolutionary change for good, and that makes people angry, and therefor he needs armed bodyguards to protect him from racist assassins.

  93. He, however, is a force for revolutionary change for good, and that makes people angry, and therefor he needs armed bodyguards to protect him from racist assassins.

    Do you mean to tell me that there are people in this world that will hate and wish to commit violence no matter the actions of other people?

    Huh.

    Ok then.

  94. If only there was a common thread to these nihilistic assassins.

  95. Some way to identify them and what their aim, what their motivation, is.

    Ah well.

  96. Japanese Prime Minister Will Not Visit Pearl Harbor

    They know how the game is played.

  97. And geoff, the Japanese lives question:

    golf clap

  98. First comment at Jay’s Pearl Harbor link:

    “Obama has apologized to the Japanese for their having to attack Pearl Harbor on account of US imperialism. It’s all good.”

  99. Q. How many Japanese lives was it worth to save one American from being a casualty in an invasion of Japan?
    A. All of them.

    A thousand amens.

    My father in law was on a ship en route to the staging area for the invasion of the mainland when the bombs were dropped. He and his mates were quickly converted to occupation troops and were part of the first wave to occupy the mainland. Without the bomb, I’d likely be married to a woman less perfect than Mrs. Pendejo.

  100. Do you mean to tell me that there are people in this world that will hate and wish to commit violence no matter the actions of other people?

    No no no. There are people who wish to commit violence to HIM because of his goodness and his desire to change the world for the better.

  101. If only there was a common thread to these nihilistic assassins.

    Now now, they aren’t nihilists. They believe that their actions have deep and eternal meaning and value. They’re right about that, just wrong about what value it is.

  102. No no no. There are people who wish to commit violence to HIM because of his goodness and his desire to change the world for the better.

    Hmmm. So there are folks out there who have a different idea on what “better” means. I assume those folks aren’t allowed to defend themselves because, well, they’re wrong and he’s right?

  103. I dunno. I think ISIS is nihilistic. They’re dissolving people in acid, these days.

  104. Do you think anyone around Obama thought it might not be a good idea to go to Japan and apologize for winning WWII on Memorial Day weekend?

  105. No, MJ, I don’t. Not a one.

  106. I assume those folks aren’t allowed to defend themselves because, well, they’re wrong and he’s right?

    Now you’re starting to understand your place.

  107. Wanting the end to come and seeking Armageddon isn’t nihilism, though. Nihilism is believing that nothing you or anyone does has any meaning other than the immediate sensation, if that. Nihilism is believing that there is nothing worth living or dying for, because nothing has meaning.

    Heat Death of the Universe is coming, right? So what’s it matter whether I do anything in the here and now? Good, bad, that’s all arbitrary since everything ends in dust and vapor.

    ISIS is doing what it’s doing precisely because they believe it is worth doing. The atrocity, the Jihad, all of it will result in eternal reward from Allah. They think the 12th Imam is coming and want to hasten his arrival and the victory of Islam over the whole world. It’s the funhouse-mirror reflection of Christians wanting to convert the world to saints obedient to God and following Jesus in love of all because it will result in something closer to a Heaven here on Earth while we wait to go to Heaven above with God the Father.

  108. He went *because* it’s Memorial Day weekend.

  109. He’s an asshole, that’s why.

    Memorial Day, an American holiday observed on the last Monday of May, honors men and women who died while serving in the U.S. military. Originally known as Decoration Day, it originated in the years following the Civil War and became an official federal holiday in 1971.

  110. He’s antiColonialist in general and antiAmerican specifically. The truth is, he likely thinks America deserved it.

  111. And what xbrad said.

  112. Couple of things about Obama.

    He’s only half black and except for growing up without a father he did not in any way have a “black” experience.

    He’s a dummy who has been led around by the nose like a stupid cow.

    Trust me, there’s a reason his grades are a bigger secret than the names of the Hollywood big wigs sodomizing the Cory’s.

    He’s the only editor of the Harvard Review who did not write for the review. And the first one the rules were changed for order to have someone other than the Law Valedictorian AND *cough* happened to be black looking.

    Grade inflation is rampant at Ivy League schools. Obama is a perfect reason why.

    He’s an American hater because he was told that by his lefty grandparents, his stupid ass lefty, surrogate father (can’t remember his name), his Chicago neighbor, Bill Ayers, and his half wit, American hating pastor, “reverend” Wright. Oh and throw in that actual troll Jarrett in there somewhere.

  113. hat’s 0bama’s perspective on the rest of humanity, sans the superhuman powers that made it literally true in Quicksilver’s fictional case.

    In Obama’s case, I think we have classic Dunning Kruger Effect.

  114. You are correct, Carin…

    “The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which relatively unskilled persons suffer illusory superiority, mistakenly assessing their ability to be much higher than it really is.”

    Nailed it.

  115. I find Janet Yellen’s voice so irritating, I want to cunt punt her every time I hear her speak.

  116. https://is.gd/oQwOsJ

  117. Funny thing – Obama, Sr. is listed as a Phi Beta Kappa at Harvard, yet Obama, Jr. wasn’t chosen for those honors at Columbia.

  118. So, should I go to the range, go to the gym, or sit here and fuck around on the computer?

  119. Gym. You’re already paying for it, and the range will cost money.

    Fucking around on the computer will just leave you regretful later.

  120. Just realized that today is my 10 monthiversary at F*rd.

    Where did it all go so wrong?

  121. When you killed that hooker.

  122. RANGE then Gym

  123. I didn’t kill her. The tainted LSD did that.

  124. Three day weekend to settle into the house some more. Buch of stuff to go on shelves in the basement. Then some yard work.

    Maybe smoke some ribs.

  125. Use the gym as a range.

  126. Wanting the end to come and seeking Armageddon isn’t nihilism, though. Nihilism is believing that nothing you or anyone does has any meaning other than the immediate sensation, if that. Nihilism is believing that there is nothing worth living or dying for, because nothing has meaning.
    Heat Death of the Universe is coming, right? So what’s it matter whether I do anything in the here and now? Good, bad, that’s all arbitrary since everything ends in dust and vapor.
    ISIS is doing what it’s doing precisely because they believe it is worth doing. The atrocity, the Jihad, all of it will result in eternal reward from Allah. They think the 12th Imam is coming and want to hasten his arrival and the victory of Islam over the whole world. It’s the funhouse-mirror reflection of Christians wanting to convert the world to saints obedient to God and following Jesus in love of all because it will result in something closer to a Heaven here on Earth while we wait to go to Heaven above with God the Father.
    —————————
    I know the difference Mr Claven but thank you for mansplaining to it me.

    TRIGGERED!

    I think my point was was that they’re into Joker territory and while I don’t doubt there is a longer term goal, there are nihilists among them.

  127. Anyone doing anything fun this weekend? We are doing some longish bike rides, beach/swimming, picnics and grilling.

  128. There’s a hot air balloon festival in Northern Alabama. And Monday we’re going to the rocket museum in Huntsville, and with the tiniest bit of luck, a mini-meat with Roamy.

  129. All I know about Nihilism

    https://is.gd/4io4Xb

  130. I know the difference Mr Claven but thank you for mansplaining to it me.

    You’re welcome. It’s a gift.

    I think my point was was that they’re into Joker territory and while I don’t doubt there is a longer term goal, there are nihilists among them.

    I’d agree to that. I’m sure there are plenty of would-be nihilists who signed up cynically because ISIS would arm them and cheer them on while they killed people for fun. For that subset, the 72 raisins are just a possible bonus.

  131. Sounds good, xbradtc.

    Jimbro, you at the camp?

  132. I think I’ve been pronouncing Nihilist incorrectly, but it doesn’t really matter because I never use it in public because I don’t know WTF it means.

  133. Walter Sobchak is right. Nihilists make Nazis look good by contrast.

  134. Mare, I already mansplained what it means in this here thread.

  135. so, not to brag or anything, but my Science! article is currently one of the most popular articles of the week at WFP….

  136. I know, Leon and I appreciate it. I like your mansplaining. I often ask for it or refer to it. But honestly until you explained it I didn’t know what it meant and have never used it in a sentence and my vocabulary isn’t too bad.

    Also, evidently, within my readings I haven’t felt compelled enough to use my kindle dictionary on the word. Maybe I thought it’s a word only assholes use like “patriarchy.”

  137. As well it should be, Wiser. It was timely and cogent.

  138. Can we have a link of it here on the sidebar, wiser?And your future articles?

  139. The local station should drop Savage and swap you in. At least you won’t be hocking any books.

  140. Hawking?

  141. So, at some point I think I suggested that “Otherkin” were next after trannies.

    They haven’t even waited for the dust to settle.

  142. Wiser, send your article to Schlicter! Maybe he’ll twitter on it. You guys are email buddies, right?

  143. When you pawn something you are placing it in??

  144. I’ll link the site when I can.

    And Kurt hasn’t responded to my last two e-mails…

    :(

  145. Comment by xbradtc (@xbradtc) on May 27, 2016 4:37 pm

    There’s a hot air balloon festival in Northern Alabama. And Monday we’re going to the rocket museum
    =====

    If only they would combine the balloons and rockets……

  146. Pepe, I’ve seen concept designs for that. Balloons to replace stage 1.

  147. On the way to camp now Mare. Early in the year there’s more packing and schlepping. Gets easier when school lets out.

  148. I know the difference Mr Claven but thank you for mansplaining to it me.

    Actual Lol

  149. You mean there are fake LOLs?

  150. There are. Some bastiches will type lol even when they’re not actually lol’ing. So ya gots to differentiate.

  151. I catch any bastiches typing lol when they aren’t actually loling, Ima have Wiser get out the banhammer.

  152. You’re a good man, Hotspur. I don’t care what scott says about you.

  153. I’m not actually crying from laughing when I use the 😂 emoji. I am actually laughing in Spanish when I use the jajaja.

  154. Back from the range, ate lunch, and now I’m working on homework.

    PRODUCTIVE!!!

  155. Did you hit anything? What did you drive today?

    Oh and lol

  156. I hit the target. I need to work on my grouping. Lucy shot fine, but Elizabeth gave me some minor annoyances.

  157. Fucking around on the computer will just leave you regretful later.

    The hell you say.

  158. Greetings, people whose eyes are up here, mister.

  159. No Donny these men are nihilists. There’s nothing to be afraid of.

  160. That must be exhausting.

  161. Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, but at least it was an ethos.

  162. Terri was a nihilist.
    Just didn’t give a shit.

  163. Been watching “My Name is Earl” on Netflix, what a great show. Soundtrack is awesome.

  164. I was working with 5 women in bakery today. 4 aren’t registered to vote. Didn’t know we had a closed primary system. Don’t like Trump. Older Hispanic woman is a registered Republican. Evangelical married to retired AF. Thinks if Trump is elected, she’ll be forced to ride in the back of the bus. SMDH.

  165. Pupster, Dan calls me “Joy”. In regard to soda at a FF place ” A small is just a large with just a little more walking”. When it’s refill time: Get to steppin’ Joy. Fin

  166. Hoo boy.

  167. Weeding, seeding, transplanting, and watering in tomorrow. Followed by mound and bed building. Then baby care, then roofing estimate, then follow-up on anything I didn’t finish from the first list.

  168. LOL

  169. High school student that I picked up today is insuring her belongings for $22000.

    Prada shoes must be expensive,

  170. Hoo boy.

    Sexist AND binary. Nice work.

  171. The total contents of the inside of my house might be worth $22k, unless you could sell the books at face value.

  172. I forgot to add sywm.

  173. Shoes, purses, and sunglasses are expensive.

  174. I wouldn’t come close, even if you added vehicles.

  175. What turned me conservative was undergrad at UM while they were debating the affirmative action policy. A friend of mine wrote the article for the Michigan Review, it’d probably get him lynched today. Showed that being Asian didn’t matter at all, but being black was the equivalent of being a varsity athlete OR having a 1600 SAT (in 1996 before they dumbed the shit out of it) OR having been a National Merit Scholar AND a legacy AND being president of your National Honor Society AND having a 4.0 GPA.

  176. And while that policy was being debated, we had a crew of paid activists called BAMN (By Any Means Necessary, and they did get a little violent) protesting in favor of continued racism.

    The worst part was that because of the lower standards, the black students in my classes (few, since I was Physics and Engineering) were always, always struggling. There were a few outliers, but it got really easy to assume black=dumb.

  177. Fuck.

    Going through my text messages to forward the link to and came across the last text conversation between Rosetta and me.

    Fuck.

  178. I was always kind of conservative. I grew up listening to Rush. I’d dabble in libertarianism every once in a while.

  179. What turned me conservative was living in a state full of victims that were always bitching about what America and the Gringos OWED THEM! Bunch of lazy asses.

  180. Hugs WB.

  181. When I say LOL I’m laughing out loud. If we can’t be honest about laughing out loud what is left?

    I do t care if I sound like a 14 year old girl.

  182. I don’t LOL. I chuckle.

  183. After the AA thing, I graduated and realized I could buy a gun if I wanted one. Read up on the rules for buying a gun in my state. That finished the job.

  184. Wiser, when I see Rosetta’s avatar I continue to get an ache in my heart.

    I’m sure it must be terrible for you. I have some of his emails and they’re hard to read. So funny. So sweet.

  185. I never actually LOL. I lied. I may smile or smirk. I don’t even laugh in Spanish or GLAR. I’ve never ruined a keyboard by spraying my coffee. I don’t even drink coffee. CoAl needs to get off my lawn. I don’t even know if they had talk radio when I was a kid! We had The Phantom, Super Chicken, MLB game of the week, and Casey Kasem.

  186. What??? I actually laugh out loud all the time.

  187. I get Rosetta’s email every time I type 8 in my phone and linger too long. It reminds me to pray for him. I light a candle for him at church sometimes after confession.

  188. Dan makes me LOL. TiTS2 generated lots of laughter. I just have a hard time laughing at texts, comments, or TV shows. I watch a lot of stand up on TV, don’t LOL if I’m alone. I’ll laugh with others, not by myself.

  189. Wiser, another great article. You’ve found another niche!

  190. >>>I’m sure it must be terrible for you.

    It’s still tough. Hits me at the oddest times.

  191. >>>>Wiser, another great article. You’ve found another niche!

    *blush

    I’ve always loved writing. Was the first freshman in my high school to have something published in my high school’s annual literary magazine.

  192. It’s still unbelievable that enormously funny, sweet, douche is gone.

  193. I just watched that episode, Oso.

  194. Bcoch is sharing your writing on Facedouche. Kurt’s wife had an emergency appendectomy and her mom was staying with them through today.

  195. I was always kind of conservative. I grew up listening to Rush. I’d dabble in libertarianism every once in a while.

    Was listening to Rush in the summers when riding around with my mom.

    I’m white. My family owns its own business. I grew up upper middle class. I went to a private school. I grew up in a two parent household. College educated. Straight. Male. FFS we even had a two story brick home and a beagle.

    Apparently, I’m the epitome of all evil.

    So I grew up hearing about the fuckery of taxation. About the insanity of overregulation (that caused us to close a profitable portion of the business). About working hard and making your own way (great grandpa started the business with, maybe, a 6th grade education. My grandfather has, barely, a high school education). About taking responsibility for both your failures and your successes.

    I’ve pretty much always been a conservative.

  196. Pups, did you LOL?

  197. Bcoch is sharing your writing on Facedouche. Kurt’s wife had an emergency appendectomy and her mom was staying with them through today.

    Sharing…inundating…massively spamming. All the same really.

  198. Evening.

  199. I even liked their page to be able to share Wiser Writings and you keep beating me to the link!!!! Shakes fist at sky MARE!!!!

  200. I’ve always loved writing. Was the first freshman in my high school to have something published in my high school’s annual literary magazine.

    “Richard’s Awakening or, How I Learned to Quit Worrying and Unclench My Sphincter”

  201. My parents were divorced, I lived with grandparents for four years, mom moved sis and I half-way across the country. I’m conservative because I’ve seen how people screw up their lives. I also saw my parents both work hard to provide for us, both continued to get their education and improve their lives. It takes hard work, but it is possible.

  202. I even liked their page to be able to share Wiser Writings and you keep beating me to the link!!!! Shakes fist at sky MARE!!!!

    Apparently I’m wiser’s “promotion/marketing manager”. So he texts me when a new one goes up. I flood everyone’s timeline with it.

    The man is nice enough to invite me on his show and allow me to pimp the podcasts/vodcasts I’m doing. A little promotion for him is a fair trade. And he’s a friend and I’d do it anyway.

  203. It takes hard work, but it is possible.

    Exactly. But now our culture seems to believe that if you succeed, even in a small way, you did it at someone else’s expense.

    “You didn’t build that.”

    Fuck you, bitch. You’re damn straight I built that.

  204. https://is.gd/l4uKB4

  205. When I moved back to Colorado, i reconnected with college friends that I’d kept in touch with, but hadn’t seen much of. It… was interesting. One was 36 and working as an entry-level programmer. Another spent five years teaching English overseas, then came back and was working as a substitute teacher while he tried to make it as an actor. What annoyed me was that they really hadn’t grown up.

    I’m not going to apologize for my success. I worked hard and made the decision to do things (Army, OCS, economics degree) that would benefit me in the future, rather than what seemed interested and fun NOW.

  206. Pups, own the complete series. Love it.

  207. I’ve been a conservative since reading my uncle’s copy of Parliament of Whores when I was about 12 or 13. I was initially curious because of the naughty-ish word in the title, but every damn thing in that book made sense to me. After that, there was no turning back.

  208. I’ve recommended PoW to a few friends. It’s a good introduction to the idea that “Maybe these assholes shouldn’t have so much power over my life…”

  209. CoAl, one of my problems with Mi Familia, is that they have always refused to credit AA with any of their successes. They have all played and won with the Messican Card. We’re brighter than most Messicans, but believe me…not as smart as we think. All resume IYKWIMAITTYD.

  210. >>>>Richard’s Awakening or, How I Learned to Quit Worrying and Unclench My Sphincter”

    I see that you are familiar with my work.

    Rosie used to write so incredibly well. If he were still around, I guarantee it would drive him crazy that I’m getting paid for my stuff.

    Btw, Sean, you looking for a writing gig? I can hook you up.

  211. I love seeing the Rosie avi. My heart only breaks a little bit now. I keep expecting a L8 nite comment everytime I see it.

  212. Thanks, wiser. It would probably be a good idea to get back into some more writing. Shoot me a DM on teh Twitters and I’ll give you the email address I use for business.

  213. Trying to explain that govt regs not corporate greed is why we have a PT economy to people that support Bernie, but are too dumb to realize that they are registered voters due to Motor Voter…heh! I did some campaigning for Raul at work today. I know all of our vendors are registered D-rats. Ernie was a vendor with Target, too. Racist fuck. He “Owns” the westside route for Sara Lee. Still votes Dem and bitches about the economy. Commission.

  214. Oso broke it.

  215. As sad as I get, I prefer Dino/Rosetta to Emily. Hope it will be permanent. Can I get an aye?

  216. Scott, Friday night is mostly broken around here. Mostly.

  217. I may not LOL very much, but I did start crying for dorkus today. Again.

  218. OBI

  219. MiL should be able to get moved into the next level of care on 6/6. I made a joke about the 1 in front of the next 6. Healthcare peeps have minimal sense of humor. Not Lauraw. Not Paula.

  220. OBI? 😂

  221. PA reference on ONT

  222. So, why does Cyn hate us?

  223. WAN

  224. You people and your letters. Very frightening.

  225. >>>>So, why does Cyn hate us?

    Have you read the comments here?

    Bigger question is why she didn’t ditch us earlier

  226. Never read the comments.

  227. So, I think I’m just gonna have to swear off Ace for a while. I had already been reading the site less and less over the past five or six months, but his “reluctant” Trump-Train exhortations are just…not for me.

  228. Penis Nachos, my hostage amigos y amigas.

  229. Ace has hit his full manic depressive downswing portion of the cycle. He’s bottoming out. Give it a couple months and he’ll be back on an upswing and posting movie reviews and fun stuff.

  230. It kind of falls in with his “Othering” posts. I really H8D to see some of the peeps he’s been blocking. If we make it through December 🎶🎶🎶

  231. Ace is “Cyclical”.
    Perhaps it’s diet, sleep patterns, or his period.
    I just ride it out.

    Read the post, and give it an;
    [ ] Don’t care
    [ ] Interested

    When it gets into the presidential shit, the comments always go the same way.
    Fuck it, I’ve read all this a hundred times before.

    It’s still my breakfast read…

  232. Spent the afternoon with MiL. We get to move her to the next level of care on the 6th. I love you guys. Don’t quote me on this, but I’d be more LIFB and Team SMOD if I didn’t care about the future of Drunken Midgets and Lil Possum. You guys suck!!!

  233. blerg

  234. Work when well, it seems.

  235. She’s not talking about choking any bitches, so there’s that.

  236. Just watched Hail, Caesar! Not a bad flick. Includes Clooney’s character being duped into agreeing with communism.

  237. All Hail!!

  238. New poatetry tomorrow morning.
    Have your coffee, have your toast
    Then write your scathing comments scorning
    Double-O-Derp, your humble host.

  239. Coffee. Then garden stuff. I still have only a notional plan for where everything’s gonna go.

  240. work for me. Oh joy.

  241. Huh, I thought Ace’s “why Trump won” post was excellent.

  242. I did too, actually.

    In other news, the propaganda is working, at least in Britain:
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/11807740/half-young-people-heterosexual-lgbt-homosexual-yougov.html

  243. I wonder how that’s going to work out for them?

  244. Of that 49 per cent, only six per cent identified as totally homosexual with the remaining 43 per cent placing themselves somewhere along the Kinsey scale of sexual orientation

    British women just got “hotter” to men and British men just become decidedly LESS hot to women.

  245. Someday we’ll remember the Brits like we remember that Maya.

    “Someday” will be sometime in 2022 at this rate.

  246. https://is.gd/g5sQug

  247. https://is.gd/msJl2J

  248. https://is.gd/TIkRUx

  249. The British race would already be extinct if it wasn’t for alcohol.

  250. #GiveKateMiddletonAGirlfriend

  251. Ha! Pups. You funny man.

    Although I’ve never understood the “pull my hair” “hit me” “spank me” deal.

  252. I wonder if Kinsey had any idea of the shit storm he was creating. I don’t recall seeing anything in their scale about trans- or a-sexuality. Maybe some Britt prefer to bud!

  253. Although I’ve never understood the “pull my hair” “hit me” “spank me” deal.

    Some women like to be dominated. I imagine that it allows them to feel like they have no control, so therefor the can let their freak flag fly and enjoy it.

  254. I don’t recall seeing anything in their scale about trans- or a-sexuality. Maybe some Britt prefer to bud!

    #MakeElizabethAPolyamorousAsexual

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