Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get moving.
Here’s what’s in the hunky fodder folder for today.
Nice view.
Finally, one not too young.
Thomas Hardy
So is this a redhead for Carin or Outlander for Mare?
**gets popcorn**
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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Mornin’.
I’ve been on the road since 3am. Time to sleep while someone else drives.
Is -#2 Rahm Emanuel?
Yeah, if he wasn’t a fag, which he is.
Wakey
Was wondering where the hell you were.
Thanks for Jamie. He’s hubba hubba.
Stupid kids used all my internet. Be back on the 24th. Until then unless I am on WiFi …. like today.
I’m getting a lot done around the house and think I’ll be making a huge dent in my book pile.
Morning bags of weenus.
Morning, weenus butt.
Carin at a soccer game?
http://i.imgur.com/AKCQ7cd.gifv
Jamie is mine.
hahahaha….good one, weenus lover.
http://tinyurl.com/ptl4tqb
Good, so am I.
If you don’t listen to The National, you’ll probably vote for Hillary.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCEr4XbyLR8
Mare, your avatard blows.
BUNK
Nice poat, Roamy!
MCPO as a baby:
http://tinyurl.com/noev7mo
So does your mom, Hotspur.
what me, avatard?
http://tinyurl.com/pqxsja5
Putting mare in charge of her avatar is like putting her in charge of the dessert liquor.
Why the fuck would anyone want to watch a movie about Dan Rather?
That bullshit movie with Rather is being touted by all the usual dipshits, like it’s fricken gospel.
You know who I’d like to see nae nae?
No one that’s who.
Mare?
http://tinyurl.com/p7aqskt
Dan Rather has, since his outing as a dumbass liar, tried to patch together the shreds of his integrity, this is another f’ing attempt.
Good luck, assface.
hahahaha
I use to LOVE Mad magazine. It reminds me of my degenerate brother.
Amish guy, MJ……douche, Hotspur:
http://tinyurl.com/plmvebl
yep.
Me and the girl next door used to read Mad Mag all the time.
all the time
AmishguyMJHotspot!
AAAhahdhadsiouhfaopsudfhas;ldfhjkas;dlakg!!!!!
hahahahaha…..every social justice warrior who ever lived:
http://tinyurl.com/qz45kx8
Mare, why do you have such a shitty avatard? (I mean, more shitty than the one you normally use.)
Ramirez
http://bit.ly/1Kfxlhd
Okay Hotspur I’ll explain this one last time (since the last 50 times). It’s a horse (mare) sleeping with a smile on its face.
WTF is so hard to understand about that? And if you weren’t playing with yourself and smoking jenkem you’d know I’ve had sign in problems. And Gravatar only cocks it up worse.
Left, mare….right, hotspur:
http://tinyurl.com/o5xm66z
I’m assuming that’s what your avatar means.
Eleven hours on the road. Headed east through Nebraska and into Iowa. Somehow I ended up in Globe.
Is that horse drunk or dead?
Dead drunk.
TBOTFG I love Ace.
I’m not sure if I’m having normal depression symptoms or if I just hate my new job and miss working from home. I can’t put a finger on what’s wrong with the new job other than the prison-like atmosphere and the huge step down in relative status, so maybe it’s just chemical.
He’s just sleeping happily. Why can’t you guys embrace that?
Mare’s avatar, pre-cropping: http://is.gd/7c2KSr
Providence is such a nice city now.
In the 80’s it was a shithole dump.
They call it paradise,
I don’t know why.
Leon, I dealt with similar feelings going back to full time. Little stuff with the kids, the house, dr’s appts, end up becoming big deals when I have to request an hour off here and two hours off there. Hey, safety inspection, yaaaayyyyy!!!!
Most of my trips to Providence were in the late 80’s and early 90’s. I used to visit a classmate from college who went to Brown for med school and walk around the College Hill area.
Years later we used to road trip to the titty bars there from Worcester for bachelor parties. They were rumored to be owned by mobsters.
Mayor Buddy was corrupt as hell, but really did an outstanding job cleaning that dump up.
Evening
Debates!
Masterbate!
Roamy, I don’t know what it is. Part of it is wanting to be home with Possum, but I think it’s mostly the commute and the sudden loss of seniority/domain expertise. I don’t think it was the right career move.
Buyer’s remorse is a thing.
Oh yeah. Got a lot of that. Going back isn’t a real option, but I’m still waiting to talk to the potential future bossman, and I feel like I’m wasting my time in the meanwhile every day that I go in.
That’s how most people live.
I get that Scoot, I do, but I can’t. I’ll be frustrated and feel like I’m wasting the time of coworkers who try to teach me things, and the cognitive dissonance will drive me up the wall.
And by “up the wall” I mean “to the liquor cabinet”.
Do what you love and the money will follow, or some such load of feel good bullcrap.
Early on I knew I couldn’t do it. My only rule for employment was that if I couldn’t wear jeans, I wouldn’t work there.
It served me well.
I’ve never been in a cubicle.
I don’t even have a cubicle. I have a desk in a shared lab. I hate it.
You are thoroughly employable, Leon. If you hate your job then move on. Don’t make me introduce you to Mr. Shine.
Did anybody have doubts about whether they could continue being friends with anybody else after finding out who their favorite band was today?
Hah! Regular Guy didn’t know who R.E.M. is. I disowned him. Now he’s Pariah.
I been waitin’ all day for de-bate niiiiiight.
Not watching the debate.
Good – more pixels for the rest of us… ‘er something.
Hang in there Leon. The move seemed like the right thing to do at the time, sometimes you have to embrace the suck in exchange for stability. We can’t all be MJ’s, flitting from job to job like some faggot hummingbird at a flower show.
They just showed Trump and Christie walking toward the theatre and I swear that Christie had this weird wallowing swagger. Just the way he carried, or didn’t carry, himself. Ick.
Yeah, I’m just coping badly for now. I can’t do this long term.
And yes, I realize I’m just bitching, but I also feel like I’m too smart to hate how I spend my time. That might be arrogance on my part, or some sort of entitlement mentality, but I also feel like I’m a bad investment for an employer if that’s where I’m at when I’m on the job.
Hahahaha
…faggot hummingbird at a flower show.
And fuck the debates.
Maybe you have post partum depression. Or maybe it’s PMS.
The baby came at the same time as the job change, so it’s impossible to separate the two.
PMS can’t be ruled out, though. Haven’t got my period since she was born.
Bitch away, this is the place to vent or go crazy.
(Round 2 of healthcare fight has started. Mr. RFH feels like if his company goes back to a decent healthcare plan, I should go back to part-time. I don’t want to yank around my employer like that, and the extra money makes up for Rocketboy losing his scholarship.)
Leon, let’s get together soon. You can buy me a drink.
…flitting from job to job like some faggot hummingbird at a flower show.
Pups has a wealth of imagination
Roamy, how did your young man lose his scholarship?
“imagination”
http://is.gd/4XxVTM
Leon, let’s get together soon. You can buy me a drink.
Sounds like a plan. What’s your schedule like next week? Do you want to meet in AA or would you and the Mrs want to come see the farm and the baby?
In Davenport. We’ve been driving for fourteen hours and have three more to go.
He needed to keep a 3.25 GPA, and he earned a 3.17.
He knows he let stuff slide in the first semester that he shouldn’t have, and he got the hard professor, not the easy one for speech class. I can’t bitch about a B in mechanics of materials when I got a B in the same class. (Though it was worth it, seeing him blink when I said that. I think he forgets the old man and the old lady have been through this exercise.)
Might have been 3.2. Either way, they don’t round up, and he didn’t miss it by much.
Same thing happened to my younger daughter. Got accepted at Michigan State in her senior year, then fucked off in the second semester. Hello, Washtenaw Community College for two semesters.
I went to WCC. Motorcycle course.
Let’s do the ghetto bar. I’d rather see your empire when there’s more time.
Okay. Tuesday and Friday are blocked, but the rest is open.
Rocketboy took two classes at the local university over the summer. He had to write an essay for history class on “Night” by Elie Wiesel. He wrote it ahead of time, showed it to the professor, and made the suggested corrections before turning it in. He got a 100. I made the comment, now wasn’t that better than waiting until 10 PM the night before to even start.
Some of his problem, too, with 1st semester was required classes, not desired classes. He now has a lot of the b.s. classes out of the way and is getting into the meat of the majors.
I was about to apply for a scholarship the other day that is *perfect* for me. I’m a shoo-in. Except…
I’m below their minimum credit load this semester, by ONE. One lousy credit.
Boo, dammit.
Chicago? or Des Moines Alex?
I’m not watching the debates, and honestly not really following politics in general. We spent about a month without internet and now that I have it, I’m not reading the news like I used to, mostly just scanning Ace. Low Information Pupster is going to vote for the best hair.
Yeah, I’m just coping badly for now. I can’t do this long term.
And yes, I realize I’m just bitching, but I also feel like I’m too smart to hate how I spend my time. That might be arrogance on my part, or some sort of entitlement mentality, but I also feel like I’m a bad investment for an employer if that’s where I’m at when I’m on the job.
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Fuck that. Embrace the unicorn faggot that you are.
You deserve something or other.
I should start farming weed like you suggested. I’m a pretty good gardener.
Or maybe heirloom tomatoes.
Carly is kicking ass.
Hey Seanm,
I’m going to be in Anaheim at the convention center near Didney Worl the end of the month, can you tell me the proper colors to wear and teach me the right gang signs to flash? I’ll be on foot.
Or maybe
http://is.gd/I_think_Ill_take_the_train
Is the debate over yet? Cardinals are up 5-0.
Carly is kicking ass.
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GND wants to know which debate you’re watching.
Carly
is kickinghas a nice ass.Fixt.
Wow, Carly turns the immigration debate over on the Democrats. What a move.
Just tuned in, and Carly seems impressive.
Fun stuff on Mr. Science and Constitutional Scholar George Takei:
http://www.theblaze.com/contributions/taking-george-takei-back-to-school-on-the-first-amendment-and-separation-of-church-and-state/
This article is entirely true. No one told me any of these:
http://www.clickhole.com/article/15-things-nobody-tells-you-about-being-parent-1758
“GND wants to know which debate you’re watching.”
The one that’s not on Nickelodeon.
Carson either had two glasses of Chardonnay or a xanax.
The one that’s not on Nickelodeon.
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So……you’re watching MTV.
Thank goodness Kasich started speaking, I had to get up.
Anyone seen War Room?
I liked Carson, until tonight.
Something was wrong with him.
is
Brain surgeons get the best drugs.
I think Carly is the big winner tonight. Rubio did well too.
Trump looks like a clown.
I still don’t understand how Walker doesn’t do well, when his ideas work so well. He’s just not that charismatic. Rubio is, though, and his ideas aren’t as good.
Carly is standing out, though.
Tapper is almost as combative as the Fox people.
But not as combative as Trump, baiting everyone into seeming like they are interrupting.
But he does know how to argue.
Rubio was part of the Corker deal so I am done with him.
I’ll vote for Carly or Walker.
Everyone touting their anti war credentials? WTF?
I’m with ya, scott, I don’t trust him. But he’s one smooth talker, good in front of a crowd.
While bashing Dubya, remember this
Why is Huckabee on that stage? He should be at the kids table.
He’s a whore. I wont vote for him.
I think Trump looks good. Everyone agreed with him at one point or another.
He’s a yuge assclown dickface but that’s besides the point.
Trump/Blue Carpet 2016
Why is GND supporting a whore?
Is it a union thing?
They had four guys for the first debate and 721.2 for this debate. Someone doesn’t know math very goodly.
Not watching any debate. Too depressing and I don’t have cable anymore.
She’s not supporting anyone.
I like Walker, a lot. He says he’s going to do something and does it. Something the GOP is not known for….f*ckers.
Wait… are you saying she’s a unionized whore?
You’re such a dick. She’s an independent whore.
http://is.gd/AOMUQh
Beanwseesedg et!
http://is.gd/KiEUo4
All Republicans right now:
http://is.gd/xMxiNu
Well, I see why they call Republicans the stoopid party.
Agree on your take on Carson, but I’d say it was two xanax.
NOT THAT I KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE ON TWO XANAX OR ANYTHING MAN
2 xanax, 1 glass of Chardonnay
Breakfast of Champions
Heh
I’ll plan a trip to AZ for work. And fun.
http://is.gd/zrz25R
Make it so, Numbah One.
Sleepy time cuteness puppy
http://i.imgur.com/Sj0on1F.gifv
Number one? I’d say he’s more of a Number 2.
Oh goody, undecided voters from Drake University in Des Moines!
This goan be gud!
Vet appt for Gingy on Friday. Dan forgot to block the stairs and she fell down them again. She’s not eating and she’s been acting off. Between Gingy and my MiL, I’m in a state of constant stress.
I worked tonight. Watching debate clips. Carly hit some home runs. I work with idiots. Jimmy J is a pervy Puerto Rican. He H8s Trump…doesn’t see how any Hispanic could vote for a rayciss like Trump. Porfirio is from the Dominican Republic. He thinks Jimmy J is lazy and wonders where we could find a lazier PR to replace him. Nicole’s grandparents immigrated from Italy legally. Nicole thinks that anyone that wants to come to America should get to be here. Won’t marry her kids’ dad, because she’d lose SNAP and EBT. H8s Trump. Both Jimmy J and Nicole love Cankles. I became a Trumphumper tonight. (Not really. Still Team Cruz)
http://is.gd/Gvq2f5
Cruz needs better hair.
He needs to be taller, too. He’s still my guy.
Pups!!!! I wish everyone would watch Lilo & Stitch. Best Disney EVER!!!!
Lilo means “Lost” in Hawaiian. Re-watch with that in mind.
On the road trip we were trying to decide which director would be good for remakes of Disney movies.
Quentin Tarantino for Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Guy Ritchie’s 101 Dalmatians
You get the drift.
22 hours of driving. 2am mountain time to 1am central time.
And I have to pick people up at 6:45 am to take them to breakfast.
FML
I’m in heaven
With the maven of derp mutation
Clinton’s musicians such as Bootsy Collins
Raise expectations to a new intention
22 hrs is a hump. I fold at 25. Its 25 hrs from my house to San Antonio and 23 from my house to Vancover BC. Ive done them a handfulOf times each.
Im no good thenext day. Good luck tomorrow.
No envy.
Corpus christi actually.
Huh. I’ve nailed two Carlys. Both better looking than Fiorina, thank god.
Wow, MJ bringing the inner Trump out early today.
Heh, I was looking for a Fiorina pic to tag with the obligatory “I’d hit it” comment and failed.
According to a poll at Drudge, 56% think Trump won the debate.
We are doomed.
NP