Hi. Welcome back from the holidays. If I know anything about you, it’s that you probably don’t remember much of the holidays, so just to be clear: this is 2014, the start of a glorious new year that is full of resolvy resolutionness. What resolutions did you make?
- Try not to be such an asshole or assholette? Unlikely.
- Lose weight? Workout? Get back into your skinny jeans? Meh.
- Give up pron, and pron related activities. Hah! Unpossible.
Let’s just skip the bullshit and be ourselves. I like us just the way we are, in all of our condescending, corpulent, and carrot cuffing ways.
This is music from the 70s, when Dave was even cooler than he is now. He thinks this is a good name for a band. I think it’s just downright embarrassing, but then again, I actually think anything with ‘finger‘ in it sounds a bit sketchy. Hell, I can’t even order chicken fingers without giggling a little.
Today’s model is quite the stunner, even for a bigger gal. Another plus, besides her size, is that she’s mastered the standing, looking stupid, wearing giant 1950’s underwear pose, so her modeling career is assured as long as she doesn’t have thirds or fourths at dinner. Oh, and she’s also the kielbasa eating champion in Warsaw. Please welcome Erika Elfwencrona!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Instead of a test this week, we’re going to have an essay. Please explain in the comments section the different possible outcomes of our current political climate. Shortest and pithiest answer wins. Allow me to submit mine: reach for your wallet, Casper.
1431 – Joan of Arc is handed over to Bishop Pierre Cauchon.
1823 – Stephen F. Austin receives a grant of land in Texas from the government of Mexico.
1861 – American Civil War: Delaware votes not to secede from the United States.
1870 – Construction of the Brooklyn Bridge begins.
1925 – Benito Mussolini announces he is taking dictatorial powers over Italy.
1957 – The Hamilton Watch Company introduces the first electric watch.
1977 – Apple Computers is incorporated.
2000 – The last original weekday Peanuts comic strip is published.
2002 – Israeli forces seize the Palestinian freighter Karine A in the Red Sea, finding 50 tons of weapons.
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Ok, so maybe that last one is a projection of whatever-her-name-is will look like in three years. Either way, have a great weekend and please let me know what a total dick I am for posting this picture. Your hate fills me with delight.
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Curing Mental Illness since March 2009 
Other than the last pic, I’d hit it.
You can be honest. You’d hit that, if you could find it.
I wouldn’t even try to find it. I’d throw cheetos at her and run.
Well, walk briskly.
Correction. 48 degrees this morning.
Don’t die out there in the cold.
*brushes ice out of beard
-8
I worry about the outside animals when it’s this cold.
*Throws Penalty Flag. Calls BullS**t *
Freakin’ Noobie, MJ!! DinT has NEVER been Cool. Maybe someone can research into ObammyCare, and see if Cool Transplants are covered, its his Only Hope! 🙂
/large
Interesting.
Ms. Ca Rin, just checked Weatherunderground, and they said you were -10.2. If it is any consulation, here in Louisiana, it is only 33. *GrumbleMumble*
33F? My God, man, that’d be like standing on the sun.
And on that last picture, I am Never Leaving SafeCouch Again….
Although, she might do well to be featured in Happy Hunk Day. Its a Hunk all right….
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Leon, we have the 100% humidity to go with that. And wind. The 11th, I’m off to Brazil again for a week or so. SummerTime down there! Then back to Gdansk Poland for a bit. That Dang Biting Wind off the Baltic Sea gets your undivided attention! Off to MouseHunt, and see if the OU fans left anything standing in New Orleans…
Oops.
What if … stay with me for a bit … what if the assumptions Obama made about health care, and behavior, and how to cut costs … were WRONG?
*mind blown
I dunno about weather underground. I just clocked -7, so temperatures appear to be rising rather fast.
GLOBAL WARMING IS COMING.
*puts bucket on head and runs around
Down to -4F! ICE AGE IMMINENT!!!
Sox, we have 100% humidity here too.
The air just won’t hold any water at this temperature.
Dangit!! Y’all gonna have me running late! Could someone please Poat a Recipe so Wiser and WiserBud don’t Whine about a WeatherBlog? Thank you.
Ms. Ca Rin, that would mean that all the little Skulls Full of “Mush” that voted for Teh Jug Eared Fraud were wrong too!
*Back to FreeBasing ‘Little Friskies’ behind SafeCouch, and hoping the Jabba the Hut Lady has just had a snack…
Leon, I’m working on the Harvey Canal in New Orleans for a few days. We have condensation dripping down the steel walls of the boat! Kinda Jealous!
That’s what Summers are like up here. The lakes and rivers mean the air is damp even in a drought.
Ms. Ca Rin, that would mean that all the little Skulls Full of “Mush” that voted for Teh Jug Eared Fraud were wrong too!
I, for one, am shocked.
Shocked.
-4°
coffee break then back to clearing driveways for the elderly neighbors….
By definition young people are the least experienced, hence the dumbest among us. Organizing them to vote is brilliant. They’ll believe anything.
We need to do more of this. Tell them you’ll forgive their student debt, then don’t do it. Duh.
I think I may go to the office today. Wish me luck.
We need to do more of this. Tell them you’ll forgive their student debt, then don’t do it. Duh.
It’s worked with latinos and amnesty.
Good morning cool ki… wow early bewbs. You could poke an eye out!
BABY CHICKENS ARE AVAILABLE ON THE MCMURRAY WEBSITE.
Good job on the linkies, MJ.
From the Medicaid expansion article I linked earlier – this bit is fun:
“Because Medicaid recipients are by definition low income, Medicaid doesn’t use higher patient payments to deter emergency room use like many private insurers do, Nolan says.
But the key to getting inappropriate costs down for all patients, she says, is educating people about where they should go when it’s not an emergency.””
Ba haaa haaaa …
Ask beasn on how these same low-income folks use their foodstamp card.
-8 again.
Honestly, though, I don’t think there is much of a difference between … 5 and -8. It’s still cold as shit.
Good morning, popsicle people. A balmy 20 degrees here.
I’m laughing at the toddler fight club and wishing for the lacy bra and panty set in the 2nd photo.
21 degrees here.
I’ll never forget the Medicaid patient waiting with me in the ER some years ago. I had a kidneystone, she was there to get a pregnancy test.
>> What if … stay with me for a bit … what if the assumptions Obama made about health care, and behavior, and how to cut costs … were WRONG?
what if you couldn’t add a baby?
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/obamacare_cant_add_baby
You can get the baby covered, and the insuror can tell you what if any changes happen to premiums. What you can’t get is information about subsidies or changes if you have a material change in family status, like a marriage, a divorce.
Or a baby.
(this baby is so cute)
That’s just wrong when it’s 21 in the South.
Somebody start a tire fire. Or light an oil well.
Heh, I had a cyst that was badly swollen on my back, went to the ER because I couldn’t stand it any more. The Medicaid person with the cut finger was making such a fuss that I told the doctor to let them go ahead of me, so I wouldn’t have to listen to it any more.
Good job on the linkies, MJ.
One of the best gifs ever.
Dave, let us know if you’re pregnant. We’ll make sure you don’t have to go to healthcare.gov for coverage.
*owning the comments, late night oso style
I’ll never forget the Medicaid patient waiting with me in the ER some years ago. I had a kidneystone, she was there to get a pregnancy test.
After the birth of my last kid, I had a long discussion with one of the L&D nurses who also does a lot of time in ER. She says that is VERY common. Girls know they can save the $10 from the pregnancy test cost just by going to the er.
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THey KNOW what’s wrong. She says they come in and complain of stomach aches. The docs and nurses always know what’s wrong.
I think I may go to the office today. Wish me luck.
All of MJs comments are funnier with his new clueless avatar.
Once I get dumped into the exchanges or my plan is increased to cover pregnancy I’m going to demand to see a Gyno, record it, and post the stupidity.
On second consideration, I would propose that the silly ninnies DON’T know why their stomach hurts.
Natural selection, in progress.
I am going to try to get a lot done today, if my van starts.
Nice traffic spike, MJ. Now wiser can’t say he has the best post this week.
The news says 20 inches of snow in Boston. How much did you get, scott?
Hotspur?
One of the nurses was having none of it. She told the Medicaid patient to wait until either Planned Parenthood or the crisis pregnancy center opened and get a test for free or go to the dollar store and buy one.
Rosetta needs to go visit this bar- it’s 30 min west of St. Louis.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2013/12/30/missouri_bar_owner_sends_frappuccino_cease_and_desist_response_letter_starbucks.html
Local news says 5-10 but there is a lot of drifting.
No big deal.
*pictures Scott drifting the van in drifts*
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-25583019
Who paid for his school?
He picked almonds and worked in a grocery store to pay his way through university and Cal Northern School of Law, later passing the California bar examination on his first attempt.
I’ll fucking bet he did.
We just emptied a decanter, because it’s illegal to ship booze. It’s a 1957 Chevy decanter, filled with a fifth of Jim Beam. No idea how hold it is, but it was autographed by The Earls in 2009.
I expect it to be good.
emptied into some mason jars I hope.
Empty in mouth.
I don’t think whiskey will age well in a bottle or a decanter, but I’m an idiot.
How much taxpayer funded scholarship money accompanied Mr. Garcia’s rise to the top?
Since he’s not a citizen, he can start paying it back. He’s part of the 1% now, being a lawyer.
Some say it does. I had 20+ year old Seagrams once. I was sure at the time that it was better than regular Seagrams.
I certainly wasn’t worse.
My activity tracker website is spamming me. It’s set five goals for me to meet this year, so I got five emails yesterday “You have a Vitality Goal. Activate it today!” and have gotten four already this morning. FUCKSALT indeed!
http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/megyn-kelly-janice-dean-does-mean-you-and-i-are-having-another-night-bed-together#.UsbJkduvbOc.twitter
**thud**
What this tells me is that the bar exam is too easy.
And that ICE should be checking IDs when you take it.
Most teenage girls that end up pregnant in the ER, have already shoplifted pregnancy tests and are trying to figure out what to do. Good thing day after pills are going OTC with no prescriptions so these little geniuses can just medicate themselves.
For most whiskeys, aging has more to do with flavoring absorbed from the cask than mellowing or anything like that.
http://tinyurl.com/74pw3rz
Dave, would you like to see a cask of amontillado I have saved in the catacombs?
Hahaha Pups!!!!
let’s go here instead
http://tinyurl.com/lel69uf
I tried some of their single malt last Saturday. It kicks ass. Their stuff tends to run a little hotter too.. this was 102 proof
It’s a rave party in my office today. Annual fire alarm testing.
>>>http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/megyn-kelly-janice-dean-does-mean-you-and-i-are-having-another-night-bed-together#.UsbJkduvbOc.twitter
**thud**
Oh. Oh my.
Brb.
let’s go here instead
Well. . . Okay. Dammit.
*Puts mortar and trowel back in garage.
Good morning ladyboys!
Love the Badfinger link. Great band, bad name.
The chord progression in ‘Baby Blue’ can be heard in almost every power pop band since the 70’s. Epic.
H2 whiskey trail. We can all stay in Gland’s model houses.
There was a great power pop band from the South (maybe TN?), Crash into June, that had a song called ‘Pete Ham’. Yes, it was catchy.
I’ll rummage around and find it in a bit.
hahahaha The only person to “like” this is Leon. Good ol’ Leon, loving the body of average American women. Well done, Leon.
Still have yet to uncork my bottle of single barrel from JD. Maybe tonight.
>>>Still have yet to uncork my bottle of single barrel from JD. Maybe tonight.
I’ve got a bottle of that. It’s good stuff.
BCock,
Some guys from my old squadron went down to the distillery and bought the barrel. When you buy a large barrel they give you custom bottles and labels.
I’ve got a pic around here somewhere.
Dave, this is some good stuff too:
http://www.templetonrye.com/
When I worked in the restaurant back home, the old guys told stories of leaving a growler in the woods by this distillery with some money (in the Prohibition era), and coming back later to pick it up.
Al Capone was a fan of Templeton Rye.
I got single barrel Evan Williams from my doggehs for Christmas. Mmmm…single barrel bourbon. Four Roses is really good too.
>>>BCock,
Some guys from my old squadron went down to the distillery and bought the barrel. When you buy a large barrel they give you custom bottles and labels.
I’ve got a pic around here somewhere.
Ok, that’s fucking awesome.
Ah, here it is:
http://tinyurl.com/lxlfnoo
I think the barrel yielded about 220 bottles.
You can’t tell in the pic, but the chain has an engraved image of our airplane and squadron on it. Really cool.
If you zoom in, you can see it.
Very, very cool.
Mare, my only criticism of the actual model is the bottle blonde.
LOL
David Brooks was always a dick!
Sonny Bunch @SonnyBunch 19m
OH MAN. It looks like Brooks’ pot-addled buddy didn’t take too kindly to being called out. http://www.garygreenbergonline.com/w/?p=449
Leon, I meant what I said sincerely. I’m guessing her weight (if not her height) are about average.
I bet she makes good sandwiches.
Time to go brave the zoo that PowerHouse is likely to be.
Van wont start. I am going to give it one more try and if it doesn’t start, I am out of business until Sunday.
My husband was telling me about powerhouse. I guess he’s started to go to one near work.
He’s going to CrackFat, and not telling you, Car in.
Heh. They’re still stuck.
God must really want to send a message to these assholes.
Where is my parka? It is 52 degrees here in California! My god, the humanity. Someone’s pot plants could be dying in this cold!
Phat….you fly BUFs, so that last pic should have made you feel nostalgic…
A hero has passed.
http://www.warbirdsnews.com/warbird-articles/wwii-veteran-aviator-bill-overstreet-p-51-mustang-berlin-express.html
Jesus, the balls on this guy.
With the exception of the last pic. Yeah…curves!
Mundane,
I can neither confirm nor deny that I was the inventor of the ‘hula hoop’ test criteria for deployment girlfriends.
I doubt she would pass on the first attempt.
Have her eat a salad whilst I lube up the hoop…
Dave,
Thanks for that link.
Bill Overstreet. Occupation: MAN.
A toast…
Here’s a toast to the host
Of those who love the vastness of the sky,
To a friend we send a message of his brother men who fly.
We drink to those who gave their all of old
Then down we roar to score the rainbow’s pot of gold.
A toast to the host of men we boast, the U.S. Air Force!
No clean clothes until Tuesday. 😦
Comment by Jay in Ames on January 3, 2014 11:10 am
He’s going to CrackFat, and not telling you, Car in.
Actually, he’s secretly going to spin class and yoga.
I’m in the same boat, Chief. Dryer is on the fritz. Where is Carin when we need her?
What’s wrong with the dryer?
He’s going to CrackFat, and not telling you, Car in.
Actually, he’s secretly going to spin class and yoga.
Are you suggesting he is gay? NTTAWWT
There are two rubber wheels that hold the drum in alignment at the front. They both cracked and fell out. I could probably fix it myself, but the dryer is stacked on top of the washer in a closet, and I’d need to get it down and out to get to the back. The dumbs wheels, which are at the front are only accessible from the back. Fucking Scandis.
Happy to report that D.G. does not have Type 1 diabetes. Whew!
Thanks for the good thoughts and prayers.
\o/
Great news, Chief.
PH wasn’t too bad after all. Got a lot done.
YAY, chief! So, that means she is going through menopause then. Heh.
Glad DG is okay.
MCPO, that’s great news.
The van started! iT’S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
Whoop-di-do MCPO!
Probably just dry air.
Whew! Great news for DG.
Haha, now Scott has to work.
Don’t know if this is accurate, but damn………..
http://www.straitstimes.com/the-big-story/asia-report/china/story/jangs-execution-bodes-ill-china-20131224
Worse Leon, I have to either let it run all night or start it every couple of hours.
It went down to 6 last night, tonight is -10.
I like this guy Kim Jung Un. He purges with style.
He should send some of the dogs to Obama.
It would be interesting to see if the ChiComs are capable of gaining control/destroying the nukes that Kim currently controls.
Seems like China could roll over the Norks with relative ease if they had a mind to, nukes or no.
THREE: It’s the end of men because we can see it in the working and middle class.
When I speak at public universities with commuter populations about the disappearance of men, the women find what I am saying to be totally obvious, like the sky is blue and Miley Cyrus is whacked. The working class feels the end of men the most, as men lose their jobs and lose their will to be fathers, and women do everything alone, creating a virtual matriarchy in the parts of the country that used to be bastions of good old macho country music style values. Why don’t these women marry or live with the fathers of their children? As many a woman told me, “He’d be just another mouth to feed.”
Uh, no. It’s because if you have a baby outside of marriage the man will feel no obligation to stay.
He should send some of the dogs to Obama.
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I put my money on Obama. He has more practice.
WHy? Why would a man not feel connected to their CHILD? Why do they abandon it.
I’ve seen it happen many times with the girls at work. They don’t want to grow up and man up. The women may not be perfect, but the baby is born and they become mothers. The men? They try to fit in the fathering between the parties, and time with their friends. It’s really weird. The women often have to “ask” the dad’s to babysit.
dads
the women are guilty – of not insuring they didn’t get knocked up w/o a commitment. But once they get pregnant? They have to grow up pretty fast. The men?
Not so much. And they’re perfectly fine abandoning the babies.
Maybe that’s part of the problem. Women give blowies, have sexy times, then have the baby and then ‘ask’ the boys to babysit.
Why grow up? It’s not expected from anyone in society.
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!!
Oh, and make me a sammich.
Car in – Genetic drive to share the seed? I have no clue about “men” in this feminized society.
I know plenty of young women that wanted a baby, but didn’t want a man.
*makes MJ a sammich, filled with dog hair and spits in his juicebox
ENJOY!
MCPO – I sometimes wonder. It’s like the Huns or something. Raping the woman to invade.
xbrad, I haven’t known any woman like that. I don’t doubt they exist, but I wonder if that’s more of a coastal thing.
I know a ton of girls that just want the baby. From total losers to career types.
But who could blame them. They’ve been told men are unnecessary, that they can do it all, and men don’t help things by being total pussies.
Why aren’t we fighting more? WTF?
*backhands Car in, goes back to filing nails
WIC and SNAP ensures that the baby mamas don’t need financial support. The girls are still living with their mamas with no daddies around and the guys are getting sex without responsibility.
Sweet. Oso is on my team.
We’ll need a team name. Hmmm. How about the Bitchslaps? Or the Rat Terriers?
I know a ton of girls that just want the baby. From total losers to career types.
See, I don’t know any girls like this. Never have. Very weird.
the guys are getting sex without responsibility
I was unaware that this was an option.
Most of today’s women aren’t worth manning up for. And when you do, they can still decide that they’d rather have access to just your wallet than access to your man-bits, and then get a court order to make it so. Don’t like it? Want to be labeled a sex offender for life? Because that’s the other thing the courts will let her do.
We’ll need a team name. Hmmm. How about the Bitchslaps? Or the Rat Terriers?
How about “Cultural Death Spiral.”
Yay for DG!
http://tinyurl.com/lq4pyta
And by “not worth manning up for” I mean they’ve already slept with 12 guys before they decide they want to find some poor sap to make them mommies.
I don’t know what kind of women you guys meet, but I weep for you. I know lots of nice girls.
I’m good with the Face Rippers.
Car in, there are still men out there for them. Decent human males still exist who aren’t in their third decade of adolescence. Chances are good they aren’t looking in those places.
I’m good with the Face Rippers too. I think NM leads the nation in per capita teen birth rate. Most of the girls from Target would have two babies before moving on to either marriage or a new relationship.
OT Putin vs. Obama
http://ninetymilesfromtyranny.blogspot.com/2014/01/vladimir-vladimirovich-putin-vs-barack.html
Healthy haunches for Leon only!!!! NSFW
I’ll have to check that later.
I don’t know what kind of women you guys meet, but I weep for you. I know lots of nice girls.
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I guess I don’t really know these people. I just know of them. I really don’t know any girls at all these days.
Face Rippers. I like it.
Wiener dogs are kind of vicious, non?
Badgerdogs!!!!! They are relentless and have no rational fear! MaryAnn will run up on a pack of coyotes and run away from a trashbag.
“Girls” is precisely what they are – immature, self-centered, immoral, unintelligent, greedy sluts.
With the venereal diseases extant in this day and age, I wouldn’t touch them with a ten foot pole (otherwise known as MJ’s dick.)
Now “women”, they’re a different story.
I think you’re giving MJ’s winkie just a teensy bit too much credit, there.
The women I work with aren’t much different than the girls. Instead of hooking up at parties or clubs, they’re hooking up at the casinos or bars.
a ten foot pole (otherwise known as MJ’s dick.)
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Awesome.
Well, hello Sugar. Want to come back to my place?
http://tinyurl.com/d9a97b8
Jeez, Jewstin!! I was about to have tea.
You can still have tea. Just make it scalding and pour it in your eyes.
Ick. Badfinger.
Speaking of venereal diseases…
Oso, some ‘women’ at Walmart hook up in the back of their male co-worker’s car.
Shaggin wagon
Great news about DG, MCPO!!
You here MJ?
Yes. Where are you?
beasn, I know. Target too. I h8 when people leave their used condoms in the parking lots too. Especially at the park. Sheesh…my dogs have to poop there.
Let’s play Hanman!
MJ GOT VD FROM HOTSPUR’S M_M.
He’s by shredded cheese at Publix.
Hanging around the dairy section most likely
I sailed right past that smelly 1%er fancy cheese bullshit though.
Jesus, you never listen. It’s right by the cheap shit. Between the shredded cheese and the mozz sticks.
FFS.
So it’s next to or behind the expensive stuff?
By your mom.
So, DoJ is going to clarify that involuntary outpatient mental treatment is grounds for denial of the right to purchase a gun.
Seems fair enough.
But how long until DoJ “clarifies” that court ordered alcohol counseling (pretty much automatic with any DUI and any number of other charges) will be disqualifying?
Behind the expensive stuff.
Next time you’re there, ask one of the 17 year old check out girls.
Simulate eating a chip with lots of dip on it so they know what you’re talking about and rub your belly.
bcochran – You freeze proof the house yet?
>>>Next time you’re there, ask one of the 17 year old check out girls.
Simulate eating a chip with lots of dip on it so they know what you’re talking about and rub your belly.
*narrows eyes*
That doesn’t sound right at all. But hey, no one here would steer me wrong!
>>>bcochran – You freeze proof the house yet?
I’ve been in NC since Christmas Eve. Driving home tomorrow.
Great news on the no diagnosis Chief!
Like MJ’s Gynecologist once told me “The best disease is the one you don’t have”
They are delaying school opening for Monday already. WTF.
Man, I wish I went to school now, instead of the 70s and 80s. They used to make us walk to the road, or make our parents drive us in.
Make sure to get a pregnancy test ,too, MJ. They’re FREE!
Jay – No kidding. I think 10″ inches was the minimum back in the 60s. I remember mounting studded snow tires on my car to drive to HS and picking up 4 other kids on the way there.
I feel pregnant. I haven’t been able to work out in a few weeks.
There was a British comedy called The Young Ones. One of the guys, the punk rocker got pregnant.
There weren’t as many lawyers suing the schools back in those days, I suppose. They were all doing regular lawyer work.
Lawyers. . . pffft!
Extremely silly.
That’s great Roamy! I’ll need to bookmark that for later
New kitchen faucet installed.
No leaks, no blood.
Woo Hoo!
Comment by scott on January 3, 2014 4:56 pm
New kitchen faucet installed.
No leaks, no blood.
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If Laura can’t get blood out of the faucet, where will she get it? Hobos?
Great news about DG, Chief! ♥♥♥
Faucets are a scam.
MJ is a scam.
I loved the ‘Young Ones’ back in the day.
Rik Mayall was awesome in ‘Blackadder’. He played Lord Flashheart:
Big Faucet has you in their grip!
Scams are a scam.
And by scam I mean MJ trying to come up with a date for the prom.
Is it true that the theme song at MJ’s prom was Follow the Yellow Brick Road?
Or was it Short People?
chicken, $1.79/lb
There was a line waiting for them to bring it out.
One of the dumber things I can attest to is the stupidity of women about BC. The fact that there are types out there that require the woman to do NOTHING and are still clinically effective for years (IUDs, Norplant) means that they are trying to get pregnant. There is no ‘accident’.
And some of the wait staff talks about this when they think that no one is listening as well at my Obamajob.
I found both ham and chicken for .99/lb last week. We bought 10 lbs of each.
phat, check your g-string mail thingy…..
Is cheap ham a scam?
No, its chopped up and in the freezer.
Told my program manager today that there was a very good chance I’d be leaving the contract so I could get a 3-step promotion. She took it as well as I expected, but clearly wasn’t happy about it.
Prom went well, actually. Your mom was looked quite fetching.
Did you put something different in Scott? Like a particularly high faucet for boiling, or a no touch?
MJ’s prom date?
http://tinyurl.com/k5wdpg5
Tune in to Around the Horn on ESPN right now and tell me why Jackie MacMullen has eye shadow on only one eye.
I went to prom with my ex wife. For a nerdy high school kid I had a damn good night. It helped that I didn’t know she was my ex wife at the time.
‘Sup, jabronis?
It’s a very high one Mare.
All modern kitchen sinks have the handles centered at a distance of 8″.
Mine are at 4″, which was common in 1948.
Of all the kitchen faucets Home Depot carries, they have only one that will fit our sink. I was happy to find it because it meant we didn’t have to replace the sink too.
>>>Of all the kitchen faucets Home Depot carries, they have only one that will fit our sink.
Not sure if you are aware of this, but there are other options besides HD…..
Excellent news re: DG, MCPO!
MJ’s prom date?
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Jewstin’s prom date?
http://is.gd/yH175D
I found both ham and chicken for .99/lb last week. We bought 10 lbs of each.
Haven’t seen 99cents/lb since the summer.
We bought 16 pounds today.
Mare sent me the last picture.
No there isn’t.
>>>No there isn’t.
One of us….. One of us…. One of us….
No kidding. I think 10″ inches was the minimum back in the 60s.
Context is a scam.
>> Like MJ’s Gynecologist once told me “The best disease is the one you don’t have”
Having a disease named after you isn’t really as cool as it sounds.
>>>Mare sent me the last picture.
I think that was supposed to go in the POL page….
>>>http://i.imgur.com/B6H91qt.gif
*stands up*
*applauds*
I lived in a place where very little was standard, windows, doors, cabinets, shower openings etc,. It was difficult and expensive to update.
I think that was supposed to go in the POL page….
————————–
The email subject was:
I’m a ballerina.
I lived in a place where very little was standard, windows, doors, cabinets, shower openings etc,. It was difficult and expensive to update.
——————-
I’ve had this problem too. Customer shower door for $1500. No thanks, I’ll make due with the ugly one.
Having a disease named after you isn’t really as cool as it sounds.
I heard Richard Aids’ kids all changed their last name.
Plan B was $300 – $400.
This
http://is.gd/zxLGHN
was about $50 and so much better than what we had.
Nobody could use our old sink, off was on and on was off.
Huh. I mocked, ridiculed, and defamed the commenters at AoS in a desperate bid to get a few people over here and it appears that I was unsuccessful.
Oh well. I blame xBrad.
Dammit. Well, thanks for trying, MJ.
I’d think this place would be really appealing. I’m shocked that we are so exclusive.
Must be the entrance exam.
>>>The email subject was:
I’m a ballerina.
BOX WINE FTW!!!
What’s “extreme” about it, MJ?
I am going to try to run my van every couple hours tonight.
Wait….We have Sterno!
>>>I heard Richard Aids’ kids all changed their last name.
Lou Gehrig parents really shouldn’t have been too surprised….
Can’t go wrong with a classic.
What’s “extreme” about it, MJ?
——————
It’s a clever marketing ploy to separate rubes from their money. It’s the same midget wrestling as last week.
Don’t tell the rubes.
>>>Wait….We have Sterno!
Electric blankets = good night’s sleep
Candle.
Hmm, I would think a trouble light would be a LOT less dangerous.
>>>>Hmm, I would think a trouble light would be a LOT less dangerous.
Wait… So the expert in slow, low temp cooking can’t figure out how to keep his engine from freezing?
#irony
I had one under it last night Jay, it didn’t work.
I’ll add another.
CaRiN?
Comment by MJ on January 3, 2014 5:50 pm
Prom went well, actually. Your mom was looked quite fetching.
==========
So, you must have been one of the first ones in line.
Our kitchen sink has a high back, and the faucets mount on that. Kinda hard to find a good selection of “wall mount” kitchen faucets that don’t cost an arm and a leg….
So, you must have been one of the first ones in line.
I was #6 or so. She had FF hair, which was kinda hot.
Mrs. Caruthers approved of today’s model. Mostly I think she approved of my approval of today’s model.
You must have scared them all off, MJ
I think so.
I told them to wait by the shredded cheese.
Shredded cheese is a scam.
Shredded cheese is a scam.
This one is actually true. They charge like twice as much and they add starch to keep the shreds apart. Only a truly lazy person would buy that crap.
*waits for confessions of sloth*
*raises hand*
Slothful.
I also enjoy carbs and gluten. And I AM NOT ASHAMED.
Fresh mozz. I have no idea why you would put that weird stringy shit on pizza.
Mozz was originally sliced thin and dropped on pizza like pepperonis. That has to be better than Domino’s cheese from a bag.
Today is a carb day for me, Bcock. Having rice and Messican spiced beef.
Also rum and coke.
After 2 1/2 hours in 5 degree air and the van is starting to struggle.
I added 2 more lights, shielded the front end from wind, and covered it with moving blankets.
If this doesn’t work, tomorrow will be a sick day.
Well, rum and Pepsi Throwback, technically. Fuck corn syrup.
Best of luck at not being sick, Scott.
Have one for those of us that can’t, leon.
*waits for confessions of sloth*
He’s Catholic?
http://tinyurl.com/68mgfxv
Speaking of carbs, I’m at a Mexican restaurant
It isn’t that I don’t like gluten – gluten doesn’t like me….
Given my druthers, I’d happily gorge on yeasty, yummy, wheaty lusciousness 😛
He might be Lutheran. We should ask Michael.
Penelope and the boy are sick. My days are numbered.
Did your wife like the link I posted, Leon?
I, uh, didn’t ask her.
Don’t worry, I had an extra one for those who can’t.
>> Wait….We have Sterno!
trouble brewing
Reading Ace’s “best of..” makes me wish we could go back 7 years or so to repost some of the classic hilarity from the early days of the Hostages….
Ooops! Fucking dickhead destroyed that in a fit of emo-girl drama-rage.
I almost forgot.
We will be breaking 30 year old records tonight.
We would all be dead if it weren’t for global warming.
Global warming. WHOEVER PULLS THIS SHIP FROM THE ICE SHALL BE KING OF ALL ENGLAND!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/antarctica/10548690/Antarctic-rescue-ship-now-stuck-in-ice.html
*suggested by a FB post from Sean but he fucked up with “EXCELSIOR” instead of Excalibur so tough shit.
We will be breaking 30 year old records tonight.
You should consider selling ’em instead. Hipsters love old records.
Reading Ace’s “best of..” makes me wish we could go back 7 years or so to repost some of the classic hilarity from the early days of the Hostages….
Ooops! Fucking dickhead destroyed that in a fit of emo-girl drama-rage.
I almost forgot.
——–
What happened? Is this when Cyn deleted all the pages.
EXCELSIOR was an Algore on South Park reference.
*goes back and passive-aggressively unlikes dave’s joke*
Given my druthers, I’d happily gorge on yeasty, yummy, wheaty lusciousness 😛
I find it best to avoid it when it’s yeasty.
Occupy Antarctic.
>>>What happened? Is this when Cyn deleted all the pages.
Tabs
http://witchwind.wordpress.com/2013/12/15/piv-is-always-rape-ok/
Sounds reasonable.
>> EXCELSIOR was an Algore on South Park reference.
Fair enough. I withdraw the tough shit and thank you for meandering me to the stream of conscious King Arthur joke.
We’re off to a good start in ’14
everybody look up PIV
Was it a Stan Lee reference?
Maybe, but it’s not rape rape.
What the fuck.
I didn’t actually passive-aggressively unlike your joke, dave. It was just too damn good.
Cool,
Pot is “sorta legal” in WA now, although they have not settled on the rules for who and where stores can be. It is NOT legal for minors.
Scanner call:
“40 year old female. unresponsive and barely breathing after “possibly” using too much marihuana.”
“This is gonna’ be great!”
/Flounder…
I appreciate that Sean. Tell the old man truth here, in the heyday of SP my daughters were, well daughters. From it’s debut when I had a 7 year old and an 11 year old girl in the house, through their teen years there were just things we didn’t watch. After they matriculated I had already missed the fun. I’ve seen some of it but not a lot of it, you know?
>>>http://witchwind.wordpress.com/2013/12/15/piv-is-always-rape-ok/
*blink
*blink blink
Holy crap.
I know. Found it linked at heartiste. It’s like an onion of WTF.
>>>everybody look up PIV
Nah, I got it. It was pretty obvious.
Worse than that lunatic’s post was the scary-crazy mind-thoughts of the commenters.
At first, I thought it was satire.
Woofa.
Ace would have a field day with that bint.
I am going to write an article about how everything but blowjobs is rape.
Yes. There is some deep psychosis going on there when you assert that every single act of sex is rape unless you’re talkin about me.
>>>when you assert that every single act of sex is rape unless you’re talkin about me.
It wasn’t rape, because you cared
Oh damn.. Phil Everly passed away
I bet there are additionally some things that aren’t sex that are also rape.
Lots of things.
I cared deeply.
*rimshot*
*rimshot* for “rimshot”
Dave:
http://en.mediamass.net/people/phil-everly/deathhoax.html
>>>Lots of things.
I was raped by the gas station today….
Only male on male sodomy isn’t rape. This is obvious.
OH.. Well good. 74 seemed young but .. anyway good.
What if hoax posts were hoaxes?
Mind. Blown.
>>>Only male on male sodomy isn’t rape.
Of course not. We would not be required to celebrate something that is considered rape.
>>>*rimshot* for “rimshot”
I hate you for making me laugh at something that scarred me so deeply that I could have gotten an HBO series out of it.
Bastard
>>>Mind. Blown.
Abe Vigoda says “hi.”
http://www.abevigoda.com
Right? It would be like holding up a mirror while lookin into a mirror? A hoax about a hoax about a real thing?.
something..
*mind reblown*
I’m sensing a pattern to my idiocy
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/music/posts/la-et-ms-phil-everly-of-the-everly-brothers-dies-at-74-20140103,0,2091176.story#ixzz2pOF2jojP
LA Times is never wrong.
>>>I’m sensing a pattern to my idiocy
PhilEverlyers
I honestly don’t know.. media runs with stuff even with all their layers of fact checking and shit. I’ll say this though, if he really died and this is an internet hoax hoax it’s disgusting
Personally, I’m withholding all of my PIV until all the wimmens who didn’t sleep with me apologize.
It’s too cold to go outside to smoke.
So I went into the garage earlier to have a cigarette.
I just went in again to grab a seltzer.
Smelled like my dad’s garage.
Gah. Scoot, have Laura send some flying monkeys after Matt Millen. He absolutely ruins football games. The stupid is very strong in him. *eye starts twitching*
>>>Personally, I’m withholding all of my PIV until all the wimmens who didn’t sleep with me apologize.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
MCPO wins January
WTF is PIV??
You were social smoking in the garage.
>>>WTF is PIV??
Seriously? You can’t figure that out?
Think birds and bees
I am going to write an article about how everything but blowjobs is rape.
PIM
Wiser,
We leave the “Man-Door” open to vent the garage.
This time of year, we also put on the “Big Coats” to go out there and have a “Coke & A Smoke”.
Winter Sucks!
I actually liked the smell.
I visited a friend today who quit about 2 years ago.
She hugged me, inhaled deeply and said “you smell like cigarette smoke.”
When she let go, she sarcastically said “yeah, I don’t miss it.”
Mr. PIBB is for weirdos.
My garage is built on a platform and not heated or insulated. That’s good for not holding a smoke odor but awful for the cold. I’m thinking of rigging an electric blanket and extension cord for a cigar out there.
Xbrad is going to write a post at his blog complaining about PIH.
PIA can be a PItA.
Thanks to PIV being rape rape, I guess we’re all nice girls now/
Matt Millen is still alive. I blame Laura.
Hoax site
http://en.mediamass.net/people/christian-bale/deathhoax.html
PIW HURTS LIKE A BITCH!!!!
PIZ
>>>Hoax site
Who to believe…..
>>>PIZ
Levi-Strauss owes me big time
>>>Thanks to PIV being rape rape, I guess we’re all nice girls now/
No.
PIYM
Wiser’s link to the nuc makes me miss Cranky.
That was his schtick.
Did anybody ask anybody else when the statute of limitations ran out on something today?
So are the Hostages in SNOWMAGEDDON!!!111!!! out of booze yet?
Did anybody ask anybody else when the statute of limitations ran out on something today?
No, but I am asked the question about three times a day.
PHUN!!!
>>>Wiser’s link to the nuc makes me miss Cranky.
I went to the original Scandi post and read the comments. All 81 of them.
Saw a Cranky comment.
BLACKIE!
You’re still alive?
How’s life, dude?
Out of booze?
Who is the new guy?
Well, I’m still employed and the government hasn’t clapped me in irons yet, so there’s that.
Was it a good Christmas for the Wiser family?
>>>Was it a good Christmas for the Wiser family?
I make it good, so it’s never bad.
You?
>>>PHUN!!!
Okay, I need some help here…
It was much less stressful than in the past and the boys really dug it, so yeah.
Well, that and my tradition of cedar plank salmon for Christmas dinner continued to be excellent.
>>>Out of booze?
*snicker
Amateurs….
hey BiW
What about finger? Is that rape?
* looks up BIW *
>>>What about finger? Is that rape?
FIA?
Blade in Wrist.
FIA?
———–
It’s coming from the heart,
Straight from the center,
The sign on my ass,
Say’s ‘Do Not Enter.’
>>>Well, that and my tradition of cedar plank salmon for Christmas dinner continued to be excellent.
I would hate you for that, except that our lobster dinner was incredible.
What about finger? Is that rape?
A fleeting thought about sex is rape to that whackadoodle.
I think this time the Everly brother is really most sincerely dead….
Benjamin In Wallet….
Well Hello!
Most of the gals who consider PIV to be rape aren’t generally the types of ladies who have to worry about EVER having a P anywhere near their V….
I would hate you for that, except that our lobster dinner was incredible.
My Mom brought shrimp and cocktail sauce to dinner, so we had seabugs too, only ours were smaller.
Now if I could only get my sugar back from the “WTF?” levels its been at for about 3 weeks now.
Benjamin In Wallet….
Well Hello!
Funny. I thought I left that on the nightstand…
VOV
This is horrible.
It’s 1 degree outside.
Indoor plumbing kicks ass.
I’ve seen that before Pepe. Cringe worthy.
It the outhouse is below zero, how do you not freeze to it?
>>>Now if I could only get my sugar back from the “WTF?” levels its been at for about 3 weeks now.
Treadmill.
And massive blood donations
Pepe , I sincerely went back and forth 20 times deciding to link that. I’m glad you did but I kept thinking , “isn’t it horrific we have a sign for that.”
Cringe worthy? Or apropos? It seems adequately descriptive of birth control abortions.
Wiser, I’m thinking that it’s vitamin D related. Our sunshine over that period can be measured in minutes.
It is more horrific than a private right to murder that is an affront to the Nation’s Mission Statement?
It the outhouse is below zero, how do you not freeze to it?
—————–
Well, for one, you generally don’t have a wet ass or toilet seat.
It the outhouse is below zero, how do you not freeze to it?
—————–
Well, for one, you generally don’t have a wet ass or toilet seat.
Yeah, but the bruises on your dick from it hitting the ice in the bottom really start to hurt after a while.
Scott,
When we moved here, into the 100 year-old farm house with NO insulation, single-pained windows and the oil-furnace, we were totally unprepared for the hard winters.
We ripped the lath&plaster out while we living here. There was grit in everything.
We tore-out the lath&plaster, put in insulation, and sheet-rocked the walls while we were living in it.
It SUCKED!
But we did it.
Then, we gave that house away, after we built the new one, that we live in now.
Hehehe….
@WiserMeany: OMG!! IT’S A CORONA!!!! “@Daniel_Knauf: One million Toyota Coronas! #Dracula”
>>>Our sunshine over that period can be measured in minutes.
Dude. It’s Seattle. You should know better.
Bedtime. Obamajob in the morning.
Still no commenters, MJ?
Pussies.
Generally.
So there’s the AoSHQ Podcast thing. They’ve set up a thing for commenters to submit comments/questions. A Moron Mailbag.
I’m sitting here wondering how far I can push that. What I can get away with without infuriating the Ewok.
bcoch, I am pretty sure you were offered the keys to this place the other night.
I don’t think you were around.
>>>bcoch, I am pretty sure you were offered the keys to this place the other night.
I don’t think you were around.
Wow. I did not see that.
That’s awesome. You all sure? I’m a newb around here.
Palate cleanser for Mare
http://doubletroubletwo.blogspot.com/2014/01/kitty-humor.html
Give me a moment.
>>>bcoch, I am pretty sure you were offered the keys to this place the other night.
I haven’t had time to send the official invite.
Will be done soon.
>>>That’s awesome. You all sure? I’m a newb around here.
But you’ve been a moron in good standing for a while.
Look, it’s a honor.
Don’t fuck it up
BC BC BC BC
>>>Look, it’s a honor.
Don’t fuck it up
Words to live by.
In all honesty, I appreciate the trust. Thank you.
I couldn’t find it.
I remember a comment by Wiser ….” something, something, nobody….send me an email if interested”
He probably deleted it.
Most of the gals who consider PIV to be rape aren’t generally the types of ladies who have to worry about EVER having a P anywhere near their V….
OMG RAPE CULTURE!!!!!!!
>>>I remember a comment by Wiser ….” something, something, nobody….send me an email if interested”
He probably deleted it.
Oh, I remember that comment. Something about no one had really responded so he was making some decision.
He didn’t address me specifically, so I didn’t think to respond.
We fired Michael to make room.
Lol
Bcoch, I voted against you 34 times. Then when you won entry anyway, I burned you in effigy in front of H2 headquarters and declared that the site would be accursed by God and would implode within the year, and everyone who voted for you would burn in Hell for eternity.
Water under the bridge. Congrats. No hard feelings.
so yeah, this is funny
It wasn’t just him. There were others.
Some of them were 6 years overdue.
Russ and Will come to mind.
Only 34?
I’m a little offended.
And I’m not WP. I wouldn’t destroy the blog. Unless you people really really pissed me off.
I can temper the funny with some cute. For some reason my kid’s puppy just loves crashing under the Christmas tree (the nice one.. the traitor!)
http://twitpic.com/dr4xl1
Are you sure that is a dog?
Voting is for suckers. I don’t wanna get jury duty.
Jury duty is for suckers.
Nobody does that.
>>>Are you sure that is a dog?
I’m thinking giant dust bunny.
does look like a mop, yeah. 19 pounds though, so not a cat
blerg
Teach it to gnaw on the power cords. The treason will end before long.
BCOCK, you screw this up…..MJ comes to your house with the gays and makes a dinner, then when you’re comfortable and satisfied, shit gets real.
Oh and by “gays” I don’t mean manly gays who make crap like Jew, I mean dancing on float gays.
well, shit mare. No pressure
Well, mare just ensured that I will never touch anything on the site.
BCOCK, you screw this up…..MJ comes to your house with the gays and makes a dinner, then when you’re comfortable and satisfied, shit gets real.
Srsly, if you fuck it up, we’re going to make you meet mare.
No one has lived to tell the tale.
I have just discovered Bonamassa and Vai
I hope this paycheck can withstand all 58 albums
feel pregnant. I haven’t been able to work out in a few weeks.
gross.
>>>Srsly, if you fuck it up, we’re going to make you meet mare.
No one has lived to tell the tale.
Mare is real????
MareJ is real.
I love having a job. I now have 3 clouds that do not talk to each other.
Hi Jew. How many clouds do you have?
Or Car in, Dave or Bcoch?
*breaks a cloud*
Pot isn’t legal in Florida….yet. So no clouds around me.
Has vman started taking drugs?
you do not want MJ’S gay neighbors I lived 20 miles away and they almost converted me. Fortunately I moved to Houston. ZZ Top has a sucky song titled Heaven, Hell, or Houston. I think they are giving Houston a bad name
And it is a THOUSAND miles from MJ’S gay neighbors. Whew I missed out.
Mare is real????
I’ve never seen a wombat, but I’m told those are real.
Mare is real????
No.
We send you to “meet Mare” and Dave picks you up at the airport and then … well …
You heard about what happened in North Korea, right?
His dog looks harmless, but … *shudders*
And it is a THOUSAND miles from MJ’S gay neighbors. Whew I missed out.
Shesh, I believe the correct term was Gayghbors.
Have some sensitivity.
Carin, have you seen the new Territorial Seed catalog?
Hardy Almond trees. Winter hardy to -20.
I’m sitting here in a pool of my own ecstatic urine.
http://www.territorialseed.com/product/16483
I think it may be bedtime. Sigh. Crackfat calls in the morning, if I can get up.
don’t spill any seed
heh. U must have been using charcoal filters.
Forget Wombats Sean. Platypus rules. Duck bills and poisoned web feet.
Wait I need to check Wombats.Are they related to Tasmanian devil dogs? err devils?
Carin, have you seen the new Territorial Seed catalog?
Hardy Almond trees. Winter hardy to -20.
*says this gently …
“How many years until they produce?”
or piss yourself.
I have clouds?
BCOCK, you screw this up…..MJ comes to your house with the gays
PIBC
don’t spill any seed
Oh, that’s a rape right there.
it’s not “rapey rape”
*says this gently …
“How many years until they produce?”
No idea! Isn’t it exciting!
rapeseed
Meh.
*Waits for zone 3 avocados
So, what’d I miss?
>>>So, what’d I miss?
That you’re a rapist.
PIAP
gardeners buried in snow get.. weird
HAHAHAHAHAHA….OSU…HAHAHAHAHA
*Punches Bcoch in the poon…
Urban should have punched somebody in the throat.
20$ story. Friend hooked up with a girl from work. 2 kids later, she kicked him out. She just got engaged over Christmas. He just recently got on FB. Found out he got baked and left the kids home alone to get Red Bull. Kids were fine, but that is why she booted him.
It’s a little hard for me to get too schadenfreude-y when my team only managed to beat Portland State this year. But I did enjoy watching Stanfurd lose the Rose Bowl.
Oh, and we beat them at basketball last night. Up yours, tree.
The MSU loss by The Ohio State University was worth it to see Stanturd lose. Stupid tree.
nite kids
G’night, Dave.
Apparently Dan’s resolution was to nag me until I kill him. I’ve already recvd 25 texts asking me if I’ve made my Dr’s appts yet. I’m not even counting the snide comments he’s making in person.
Don’t forget to make your Dr.’s appointments, Oso.
Grrrrr…he has people at work harassing me too. Stop it! LOL
One of the reasons I fell for Dan was because of his rigid moral compass while I was kind of a free spirit about things. 25 years later, it gets kind of old that he’s so practical about stuff. Pre-Cana test doesn’t lie.
[i]20$ story. Friend hooked up with a girl from work. 2 kids later, she kicked him out. She just got engaged over Christmas. He just recently got on FB. Found out he got baked and left the kids home alone to get Red Bull. Kids were fine, but that is why she booted him.[/i]
How old were the kids?
6 and 2.
The 2 yr old is why she got so angry.
It the outhouse is below zero, how do you not freeze to it?
chamberpots
TMI dept. MaryAnn has epilepsy. Every now and then, she seizes and wets the bed. Gingy turns 12 later this month. She wet the bed in her sleep earlier. So glad I have waterproof mattress covers. No way I could crate them now.
TMI would be if YOU were wetting the bed.
Good to know! LOL
Now, I have to get up in the AM and cook chicky chicky AND wash all the bedding that came off the bed tonight. Poor thing was so confused. She’s been losing eyesight this year too.
So it was the first guy that she kicked out?
Fantasy and microchips
Shooting from the derp
Something different
Dan. He didn’t do laundry. Just stripped and remade the bed for himself and the dogs.
Our cabin didn’t have indoor plumbing till I was in college.
Oh, you’re talking about my friend. Yep. She booted her kids’ dad. Almost took him back because he’s sobered up, but her new guy is really nice and not a pothead. My friend/her ex is a total pothead. Funny guy.
Heh, the girl in your story about leaving the kids.
ha, timing
I’m a little slow. Bourbon/
You slow, Miss I-have-an-awesome-memory? Nope.
hahaha
I should get to bed, because tomorrow I have to drive up and look at rental places and want to get a head start on all those deadbeats (hope) who are my competition for places. (I’m planning to move back to the area about 35 miles north that I love.)
G’night, Lippy. Good luck. Wishing the best for you.
Thank you! Goodnight.
-5…It started!
$xx
$derp.00
Morning, children. Head cold is kicking my ass this AM.
http://www.engrish.com/
This has been the best year ever for bowl games. Lots of excitement, lots of underdogs winning. If Notre Dame hadn’t managed to squeak by Purdue?? it would have been perfect.
Stupid Algore and the google internetmachine. There is NOT ONE search result on how to treat FrostBite on a Wakey-Wakey Machine…
wakey wakey
It’s 18 degrees here. We’re having a HEAT wave.
Hahaha
I’ve been up since 6, I just had to get a kid ready and off for indoor soccer.
Comment by lauraw on January 3, 2014 11:42 pm
Carin, have you seen the new Territorial Seed catalog?
Hardy Almond trees. Winter hardy to -20.
>>>I’m sitting here in a pool of my own ecstatic urine.
Well, if one includes the Ben-Gay, Pink Tu-Tu’s, the Smell of Desperation , AND the Ecstatic Urine from the Chinese Elvis Impersonator, the Aroma would be “Date Night” here at “Teh Pondersoa” with “Teh Boss”…
Good morning all!
Minus 11.5 here. It’s the last .5 that blows donkey dick.
Scott?
Ba haaa haaa … yesterday, Obama took his daughters (no sign of Michelle) to his grandpa’s grave site. Obviously a great opportunity to sit and reflect and tel his daughters about his grandfather who raised him. From the pool report:
Four minutes after arriving, Obama and his daughters were back in the motorcade. The next destination is unknown.
FOUR minutes?
You can’t even fake it for a touch longer than that?
Whose turn is it to dip the hand of a Sleeping WiserBud in a cup of warm water?
Off to MouseHunt…
Someone clean up my html. I sure aint doing it.
Someone wake up Bcoch. He’s got the keys. it’s about time he made hisself useful around here.
When I visit my brother’s grave I bring a chair, cup of coffee, book, etc and hang around for a while. He’s buried 4 1/2 hours away not in “Asia”.
Wow. Van started right up. It didn’t even struggle.
Saved by incandescent light bulbs.
We’re going to have to find some way to get black-market bulbs from Messico or something.
No instructor at crackfat yet.
Shit. She’s here now.
I’m not really in the mood.
Be strong Car in
Good morning, cool-n-cold kids.
New Poat Poated