Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. The RFH family has been watching Star Trek: The Next Generation on Netflix. Mr. RFH noted that when Lwaxana Troi talks to the computer, she’s talking to herself. (Majel Barrett Roddenberry played both parts for you non-nerds out there.) The episode “The Outrageous Okona” led me to this gentleman.
You might remember Billy Campbell from “The Rocketeer”.
That’ll put a little swash and buckle in your day.
C’mon, get out of bed. Or not.
A redhead for Carin.
And last but not least.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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Wakey wakey.
Nice redhead …
FTR – when I do TWO workouts in one day, I sleep in a bit.
*standing ovation*
Morning children.
Gabe, what’s “standing”?
Okay, I’m going to try to not sound whiney with this, but what can I do to boost my immune system. If there’s a stomach bug, cold, flu, whatever crap going around, I catch it. I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired.
Boom.
http://www.fox19.com/story/22380127/reality-check-exclusive-cincinnati-agent-giving-orders-in-irs-scandal
Oral vitamins first, versus those pills. B- complex. Vit c.
Lots and lots of water all the time. Dehydration affects everything.
I can’t overstate the importance of that link. It’s a very good explanation that shows the targeting of conservative groups leads up to DC.
Someone should email it to Ace or something.
Grrrr, drought. They said on the weather this morning that it’s the driest it has been in 120 years of record keeping.
Wash your hands twice an hour and give off an unfriendly vibe.
People will stay away from you.
B- complex. Vit c.
Doing that already.
Oral vitamins? Or ones that include all your greens? I take on – it’s got much more than just the vitamins. THey carry it at Meijer.
http://www.garden-greens.com/greens_complete_multi.html
There are other similar ones.
MJ, I wasn’t clear. I was referring to the manipulators of LIVs, not the LIVs themselves.
The rustlers/cowboys/herders. Whatever you want to call them, they use the LIVs and their feelings to forward their FSA agenda.
Happy Bunk Day! Niiice work, Roams. Two pool boys for you today.
I’m with you 100% Jay.
With the sheer numbers of morons in the US, I’m pretty sure a winning campaign could be:
A vote for me will increase your breast and penis size. For free. Also, you are the most beautiful and unique person in the world, but only if you vote for me.
Why not just eat a salad, Car in?
That article is a fucking gold bombshell, MJ.
MJ nice link, but that’s a Faux station. It’s already a suspect.
Woo-hoo! You’re welcome, Cyn.
Carin, I’m taking Opti-vite.
Off to work. Y’all have a good day. (((HUGS)))
Ace will get that article by this afternoon. He’s a few hours behind until the clock clears noon. Then he goes into overdrive.
I cleaned out the basement this morning and will be tossing a desk, box spring, trolling motor, and a big ole 1980’s style copier.
Having a dumpster is luxurious.
The pills have more in them than a salad would have.
Lauraw better keep her dog close.
I am wondering if we should disallow govt employees from invoking the 5th amendment when it comes to their official conduct. May be we need a 5.1 amendment.
That has some nice teeth to it, Tushar.
I’m also of the idea that people who work for the gov’t or receive gov’t bennies should temporarily lose their right to vote.
I don’t understand how government policy can be self incriminating.
Adequate intake of zinc and iodine are essential for the immune system to work. More vitamins won’t matter if your system is lacking either.
http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2013/05/3d-printable-food-nasa-wants-a-taste/
Star Trek replicators, here we come!
Yay/Boo, Scott.
Ha ha ha ha.
http://radioviceonline.com/cnns-wolf-blitzer-makes-assumptions-again-in-moore-okla/
Everyone knows that those Okies are all bible-thumpers.
Nosy business neighbor came scurrying over here yesterday to ‘ask a question’ right after our dumpster was delivered. Fortunately at that exact moment we were mobbed with customers (figures) and he saw this and left.
So I’m expecting him at any moment this morning. Trying to think up a funny explanation of why we are closing the store.
blame Obama.
Wait, that’s not funny.
You’re hilarious. This should be good.
Please make a hostage theater comment about it later.
There’s got to be a way I can get fifty bucks off him at the same time. I wish I were one of those bitches that can burst into fake tears.
Idiot – http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/katrina-vanden-heuvel-going-bulworth/2013/05/21/7bd06f9e-c191-11e2-ab60-67bba7be7813_story.html
the first three comments are precious.
Put a tack in your shoe.
Jesus, that was quick. He just left.
http://townhall.com/columnists/thomassowell/2013/05/22/undoing-the-brainwashing-n1601499
Sowell is spot on as usual. Pick your battles, you don’t have to take on every single one.
I didn’t have time to come up with anything.
There’s another business coming in on the anchor store space next to me. I guess they’re trying to buy the whole building or possibly the rest of the property.
Nosy neighbor: Well, what are the new owners going to do? They’re trying to have a full paying property.
Me: Don’t know, don’t care, Bob.
Nosy neighbor: (laughs) WELL OKAY THEN.
Me: Yep.
Ga. reading news. It’s time to burn this motherfucker down.
Well, Lauraw. That was disappointing. Perhaps you could spice it up for our audience?
Okay then. I stripped in a very sexy manner, and he threw quarters at me. As hard as he could. When it was clear I wasn’t going to stop, he switched to whole rolls of coins.
And that’s how I got the $50 off him.
Katrina was dropped on her head as a child.
I watched Nick Gillespie absolutely destroy Katrina on a CNN show. The ex NY Gov and the turncoat GOP journalist were trying to save her, but it was a hopeless cause.
in the comments at the Sowell article, I can’t tell if this is satire or not:
I could have made the worlds greatest salad shooter out of that trolling motor. I probably should have saved it.
Heh. You know how Amazon will occasionally email you recommendations?
Today they sent me a list of about 20 books I might enjoy.
Top of the list?
http://tinyurl.com/ptnw6sh
That’s an assault salad shooter.
Banned in Connecticut.
I don’t think that book is for you.
Sowell compiles a nice little set of books every parent should have for their child.
Comment by lauraw on May 22, 2013 9:20 am
Trying to think up a funny explanation of why we are closing the store.
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You realized you’re a lesbian, and need some $ for Scott’s sex change operation.
Trying to think up a funny explanation of why we are closing the store.
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The crawl space was getting full.
Connecticut’s destruction of personal freedom made the cover of my NRA magazine this month.
Trying to think up a funny explanation of why we are closing the store.
See above.
Oh,well done xbrad.
Take the afternoon off.
But, kinda killed the game.
How do we follow that?
Lerner just took the 5th, Issa says she has effectively given up her rights.
Why isn’t she fired?
Laura wants to spend more time at the gym? Writing recipes? Start a weather blog? Write a comprehensive theory on successful musical careers?
Write a comprehensive theory on successful musical careers?
Sounds like a good cover story.
I think Wiser’s head just assploded.
Good morning, hosefuckers. I got invited to a wedding this weekend down in Santa Fe, so it looks like I’ll be scrambling to get my suit cleaned, a new shirt bought, and the oil changed before Saturday.
On the other hand, it also means cigars, scotch, and wild women.
Pleading the fifth in regards to any of your duties in a government position should be grounds for immediate termination.
The Fifth Amendment should protect you from self-incrimination, but if you need to exercise it then you’ve already crossed a line that demands you be removed from office.
Time to feed the dumpster.
Time to feed the dumpster.
If you dismember the corpses first, you get a much more efficient stacking in the dumpster. You can easily get an extra 5-8 bodies in that way.
What Colorado Alex said.
What Colorado Alex said.
You agree on the value of cigars, scotch, and wild women? Good to know.
Rent a wood chipper for the day for really tight packing. Don’t worry about cleaning it afterward, that’s usually included in the rental fee.
Scott is opening a package from Pupster Industries.
Scott: Could be weed. (opens box and bursts out laughing)
Scott: (hands me a straw sombrero and a box of smoker wood)
Laura: That’s my new gardening hat!
Scott: That is funny as Hell. Good job Pupster.
I see Hobo Jerky in the CTBRC’s future.
hands me a straw sombrero
Laura is closing the store to become a Mexican landscaper??
Portuguese, Cyn.
Actually… Laura could do a real garden blog, and sell garden consulting services online, or at least sell ad space on the blog.
Gardening podcast.
Viva Lauraw!!!!!! Si se puede en el gardin.
We have a blog? Holy shit.
Ha ha ha, Cyn! I turned the brim over so it looks & works more like a coolie hat and it is PERFECT!! It fits my crown just right, it keeps the light off my face and covers the back of my neck, and the chinstrap keeps it on when I look down. And it has a pink braided edge that is cute.
Pupster is apparently one of those perfect gift-giver types. I can’t even stand it. Gonna get so much use out of this thing.
THANKS DOGGIE!!
http://is.gd/pkSlVx
Si se puede en el gardin.
jardín, no?
‘Sup, fags?
Moochelle is planning to go on an extended vacation this summer. She has been enjoying a taxpayer funded extended vacation for 4.5 years now.
I loathe these hungry, greedy, grasping bastards.
I think we need a pic, Laura.
We all have needs, Cyn.
I think we need a pic, Laura.
http://tinyurl.com/nhb5n5c
Ha Ha! Boooo.
Wiser ftw
Wiser ftw
Up high, baby… one time!
http://tinyurl.com/cgfo8f7
That fits my tiny hispanic hand perfectly.
Wiser ftw
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“I’ll take ‘rarest terms on the internet’ for $2000, Alex.”
turned the brim over so it looks & works more like a coolie hat and it is PERFECT!! It fits my crown just right, it keeps the light off my face and covers the back of my neck, and the chinstrap keeps it on when I look down. And it has a pink braided edge that is cute.
Sounds nice.
[how am I going to steal THIS hat?]
With that hat, you are gonna be able to apply for sooo many more Obamabenefits now.
“I’ll take ‘rarest terms on the internet’ for $2000, Alex.”
That shade of green looks fabulous on you, xbaddie…
Wiser, xbrad already won the internet for today.
Wiser, xbrad already won the internet for today.
It’s a marathon, not a sprint.
It just screams day labor.
http://tinyurl.com/nuuwbt5
HA!
Wait, I see two humps… which one is her brother?
Ha ha ha ha!
Si, se puede!
It just screams day labor.
She’s got it on backwards…
That is seriously adorable.
Very nice.
I think I actually miss seeing you guys sometimes. WFT? When did I get e…e….emot….emotions.
Damn, getting old sucks.
http://tinyurl.com/osmlr33
She’s got it on backwards…
😦
It just screams day labor.
HAHAHA
Very cute. Put some tassels on it and you could be a lamp.
Speaking of shipping. I bought something on the internets and just got the shipping info saying it is marked ‘shipped’. To Alabama. How the farky hell do you get Alabama from Missouri, which is clearly written as Missouri on my paypal information?
Good thing I changed payment options to credit.
Hang on, the UPS guy is here….
Wait, I see two humps…
That’s not what I call them.
Hang on, the UPS guy is here….
Ha ha… I’m gonna mark that one as a carry-forward to June.
Greetings, people whose tax exempt status went right through when you changed the name of your group from some “Tea Party” nonsense to Progressive Gay and Lesbian Coalition of Muslim Labor Union Green Initiative Rainforest Action Community Organizers for Obama.
Prince Harry is one of Car in’s treasured gingers:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/royalty/10047717/Prince-Harry-begins-tour-of-the-United-States.html?frame=2558997
MJ moments before he lost his virginity.
http://tinyurl.com/p4vd2rq
I think I actually miss seeing you guys sometimes. WFT? When did I get e…e….emot….emotions.
Damn, getting old sucks.
So true. Just wait. It gets worse. Pretty soon you’ll be right in the middle of slaughtering a hobo and find yourself thinking, “I wonder if his mom is still alive…”
Comment by Jay in Ames on May 22, 2013 12:25 pm
Prince Harry is one of Car in’s treasured gingers:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/royalty/10047717/Prince-Harry-begins-tour-of-the-United-States.html?frame=2558997
Hubba hubba
*click*
Both princes seem like outstanding men.
Perhaps the sequester wasn’t all that bad after all.
Hey now, the Easter Egg Roll is likely the only legit reason.
He was there to confiscate 35% of all eggs the kids found.
Open borders, anyone?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/10074029/Shootings-and-machete-attack-in-south-east-London-live.html
Somebody (this guy, I think) made an excellent point on Red Eye the other day: This claim that’s being floated that the IRS thing only happened because there was this vast explosion of Tea Party groups filing for tax exempt status all of a sudden (Ace referred to it as the “‘caseload doubled’ falsehood” this morning) only makes sense if you disregard the fact that these pencil-pushers decided to add tons of extra scrutiny to their already-huge pile of work.
That guy made a lot of sense, Sean.
Yeah, we have all these extra applicants. Let’s ask EXTRA questions! That’ll save us some time!
I think it’s just time that a Republican says this:
There was a comprehensive effort by the Obama administration to use the IRS to punish his enemies.
Fuck the slow drip thing. Let’s just light this candle and get it over with.
Woo hoo! Got another room empty.
2 worst areas are done.
There was a comprehensive effort by the Obama administration to use the IRS to punish his enemies.
Hahaha. Asshole.
Hotspur slicing like a hammer.
Coach MJ FTW!
Uh-oh…looks like they have a problem with Workplace Violence across the pond now, too.
That’s just not possible. One of the guys had a gun. In England.
They don’t have guns in England. Piers Morgan assured me of this.
Looks like phat was right:
The Associated Press @AP 54m
BREAKING: AP source: Obama on Sunday to visit Oklahoma town devastated by monstrous tornado.
When seconds count, cops are 20 minutes away.
Woo hoo! Got another room empty.
2 worst areas are done.
Huh. I would have thought *the worst* area would be where Lauraw kept the bodies.
I guess you’re used to this, though.
MJ finished his cocktail video for BBF early this week.
When seconds count, cops are 20 minutes away.
Now now, beasn, that’s not fair. They had to wait for someone to go get guns to deal with the two attackers. We certainly can’t expect the police, of all people, to be capable of responding immediately to a hostile threat.
Deck planter is done.
They had some cool vertical planters at Home Depot. If only I’d won the lottery on Saturday.
sigh.
I’ve got a workout then work.
Machetes should definitely be banned, more so than guns.
If you were given the death penalty, which would you choose, death by machete or by bullet?
Ok – H2 poll.
I have a broody chicken. That means she likes to sit (and sit and sit) on eggs. she actually makes this HORRIBLE sound at you if you try to take those eggs.
So – mr Car in suggested we let her sit on some and see what happens.
Well, that’s not good enough for me, and I looked on criagslist and found a nearby lady who sells (pretty cheap) vertalized eggs. In addition to more regular ones, she also has SILKIES and Top Hat ones.
So …
Silkies or Top hats? They both are hilarious looking chickens.
(of course, I don’t know if my broody chicken will get the job done- if she’ll sit on them ENOUGH).
death by machete or by bullet?
I understand what you’re saying, but I can think of ways to make either choice a messy, painful death
Definitely Silkies
Silkies.
Silkies.
http://tinyurl.com/p8mqecl
Silky.
http://tinyurl.com/p873fe
http://new.livestream.com/cefalcons/cefalcons
Silkies.
http://www.300pft.com/uploads/7/0/7/2/7072889/980416418_orig.jpg?242
Here’s some context for that last one…
http://www.300pft.com/1/post/2012/07/guest-post-marine-corps-silkies.html
silkie
Silky!
http://tinyurl.com/nu3rtks
Ca rin, my vote is with a top hat. Those guys are way cool.
Sean, your pic reminds me of this classic:
I’m reading they are good pets.
One of sweasels hens gets bad broody. Can’t remember what she does to make her stop.
Although, Top Hats will do.
They don’t look very meaty.
My daughter likes chickens. That might be a good reason to get me a top hat.
You’re not supposed to eat the fancy ones, jay.
You are supposed to wear them as hats.
Silkies.
Issa is going subpoena Lerner back to the committee. If her opening statement is considered testimony, which therefore precludes her from pleading the 5th, she could be held in contempt of Congress if she refuses to answer questions.
Fucking popcorn.
You are supposed to wear them as hats.
Really? Yes, really.
Fucking popcorn.
*looks down*
Yeah, this is gonna last longer than four hours.
Hotspur, is there a link for that?
Hotspur, is there a link for that?
Drudge has got it up now.
She’ll just plead the 5th on her return. Meh.
Love me one time
I could not speak. . .
J’ames, if so, Issa will have her held in contempt.
James, if she does that she opens herself up for a contempt of Congress charge. If she refuses to cooperate she could be arrested and jailed.
I know the left likes to martyrize people like this, but the whole IRS thing stinks to high Heaven, and won’t play well with the American people.
SULKY: http://is.gd/y1aW9F
BTW, I called it last night. WH Counsel Ruemmler is the designated scapegoat.
Best of all, pretty much all her conversations with O! are privileged.
Moving sucks.
That is all.
Scott – Where are you moving?
Scott – Where are you moving?
He’s clearing out the bodies from under the store.
Alex – That can’t be right. . . LauraW is known for gnawing on the bones of their hobo victims!
She’ll just plead the 5th on her return. Meh.
I don’t think she can, if her opening statement is deemed a waiver of the privilege with respect to questioning about topics she voluntarily brought up. Given the generality of her statements, that means pretty much anything. Looks to me like she’s got a lawyer who is more interested in PR than law.
Moving sucks.
That is all.
*shoots paralytic dart into scott’s neck with blowgun*
You’re welcome.
Sooo……it’s OK for Mr. Obama and his merry men to kill American citizens on foreign soil (rather than capture them and bring them back here for a trial), but Mr. Obama wants to give the animals in Benghazi – who AREN’T US citizens – the benefit of a US Criminal/Civil trial?
I don’t think she can, if her opening statement is deemed a waiver of the privilege with respect to questioning about topics she voluntarily brought up. Given the generality of her statements, that means pretty much anything. Looks to me like she’s got a lawyer who is more interested in PR than law.
It sounds to me like she was trying to have it both ways. She wanted to claim Fifth Amendment protection for herself, while still insisting that nothing illegal happened so that her defenders in the WH and media could try and justify why she hasn’t been fired.
Obama sucks at Presidenting.
Probably won’t see my UPS driver again. Same guy for fourteen years. Many great conversations and laughs over the years. Big lug always yells at me for forgetting certain reports and accepting heavy shit for shipping. Big goodbye hug tonight.
Scott seems to have disrupted great clouds of dust and irritants in here today.
Wiserbud’s pic of Speedy Gonzales was hurtful and inappropriate.
When I was a kid I thought Mexicans were all very fast and optimistic, aside from the occasional Slowpoke Rodriguez.
Alex – That can’t be right. . . LauraW is known for gnawing on the bones of their hobo victims!
Who said anything about LauraW? Scott’s getting rid of the dead hookers.
Slowpoke was funny. Speedy was kind of an ass.
I can see the contempt charge coming, but I’ll just bet that her opening statements are NOT going to be ruled as waiving her 5th amendment rights. It will probably come up during the subpoena process.
Of course I just stayed at a Holiday Inn Express, and am not a lawyer. This is just how it’s playing out in my head.
Si, Senor!
Ooops
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2328322/Father-set-video-capture-paranormal-activity-accidentally-films-girlfriend-having-sex-teenage-son-instead.html
It’s been too long since I’ve seen the cartoons, I guess.
Speedbump and the guy who was shot during questioning by the FBI did the triple murders!
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/05/22/18418012-man-with-ties-to-boston-bombing-suspect-admits-role-in-2011-murders-shot-during-fbi-questioning?lite
I was just busting on Tiger Woods’ response to Sergio. I love Speedy Gonzales. If it wasn’t for Speedy and the Frito Bandito, my people would’ve never been on TV.
Afternoon.
I need a beer or six.
Today I built five (5) of these:
http://tinyurl.com/oke2zms
…my people….
Texans?
I was born in California.
If it weren’t for Peter Jackson, my people would never have been in a live action movie.
Manticore: *Hands me paperwork* Here’s the Traveler and Pick List for the field ranges.
Me: Uh. Okay.
Manticore: I don’t know where any of this stuff is. Just go to the location on the Traveler and get what you need to build them.
Me: Uh. Okay.
Manticore: I would get you some help but right now you’re the only person left who knows how to build them.
Me: Uh. Okay.
Manticore: They’re supposed to ship Friday.
Me: Hah! Good luck with that. *Spends two and a half hours doing laps around the factory looking for materials, fasteners, and tools.*
I was born in California.
oso?
“If it weren’t for Peter Jackson, my people would never have been in a live action movie.” Hahaha, Leon.
“If it weren’t for Peter Jackson, my people would never have been in a live action movie.”
That’s not true.
http://tinyurl.com/o8233uq
Pepino in the Real McCoys was the original role model for Mexican characters on TV
“Si, Señor Grandpa”
Real McCoys?
Yes, the Real McCoys, as in more Babyboomer shit to google up
Cool, a field range!
I kinda want one.
Jewstin, build a whole MKT to go with it for me, willya?
Well, well, well, dare to question dear leader in a manner that dear leader does not approve, get audited and get canned.
http://danaloeschradio.com/breaking-kmov-fires-larry-conners/
He’ll be speaking to her tomorrow. I’ll have to listen in.
I was born in California.
Like the bumper sticker says, “I wasn’t born in Texas, but I got here as soon as I could.”
Sure thing, Xbrad. Give me a stack of paperwork with obsolete part numbers, an out-dated diagram, and a stack of parts randomly stirred together in crates stashed in three different corners of the factory.
So you’re saying, Jewstin, you just slapped some shit together. Some poor grunt in Afghanistan, hoping for the first hot meal in weeks, won’t get fed because you built a piece of shit, and it fell apart before his pork roast could be made.
Why you H8 the troops?
I’m sure Ms. Lerner has an Admin Assistant, an Officer Manager and that several people reported directly to her. . . just sayin’.
you just slapped some shit together. . .
Fuck. I should have thought of that. It would have been easier.
I had to go on treasure hunt to find the military-grade Loctite we use on those damn things. By the time I found it, I felt like that kid in Family Circus who makes the crazy trails going from the kitchen to the bedroom.
Jewstin, I’m not an oompa. Those little fuckers have hair.
Mr. Beasn made hamburgers for dinner. I noticed the last quarter had red in it. I’m sure I ate some.
Why does my husband want to give me worms and ecoli?
12 hours of moving. I will stop now.
Why no 13?
I need to rest up for tomorrow.
Ha ha ha haa.
*gives MJ a brand new cigar box to live in*
I feel like I have been in a car accident. Full body ache.
Laura told me years ago that she does the heavy lifting in her marriage.
I feel like I have been in a car accident. Full body ache.
That was me after we moved to the farm. Didn’t stop moving or aching for a solid week.
Better than cross-fit and you don’t have to sell flowers at the airport.
The Last Hari Krishna would be an awesome action movie.
Wow, even Bob Beckel thinks Lerner is wrong in taking the 5th after giving her preamble.
I may have to rethink this.
Scott, one week ago: No worries, we have three weeks to get it all done.
Scott, today: Why am I doing all this? What are YOU doing?
Me: We still have two wee-
Scott: FUCK THAT. I want it all done NOW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qbqnZ3zP6x8
Why does Laura make Scott work like a Cambodian illegal?
Men are from Mars…
Cambodians have it easy.
Where is Laura going?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L15udje2Grk&feature=youtu.be
Great attitude. Good luck finding someone nicer than me to hose out your cage and fill your dog bowl.
Aircraft Recognition Quiz.
http://tinyurl.com/q3qsx67
You guys don’t know it but she owns a water park too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s1OEd1KeFw&feature=youtu.be
P38
36D
E, F, G, J, or L?
Belay that. 36C
36C-24-35
17
YAHTZEE!!!!!!!
Did anybody belittle the specific subculture that anybody else belongs to today?
Ace got an Insty link! Man, that rarely happens.
U Can’t Touch This
Did anybody belittle the specific subculture that anybody else belongs to today?
I don’t think I can not do that.
Needed these though
Dark City is on. Love this movie.
WTFITS?
9-LP Songbird.
Yearbooks make for interesting reading. Daughter’s friend wrote, “I hope you turn into a pony.” Son’s friends apparently don’t know his first name.
Be glad it didn’t say “I hope you turn into a Brony”
The unforeseen consequences of man messing with sheep
http://tinyurl.com/pxm9yqd
Leon – I have that one on DVD. Really an excellent flick!
Jimbro, heh. The Justin Bieber / One Direction war was bad enough.
My poor cousin got roped into taking a screaming horde of teenaged girls to a One Direction concert next month.
There’s a good reason to live in the back end of nowhere. Concerts like that are two hours away.
The concert is in Atlanta, which is a couple hours away.
Atlanta is four hours from here. Still not far enough. Nuke ’em from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.
So very glad Mini-me is not a fan.
It’s worse than just that. Friend of cousin offered daughter a ticket, saying she’d chaperone the trip. Almost instantly after daughter accepted the ticket, friend “suddenly” scheduled a trip to Europe. So, cousin is now stuck chaperoning the entire trip.
That’s a dirty trick.
Did we run everyone else off? **checks H3**
**sniffs armpits**
I can’t imagine why they left.
I am here
except when I am ironing
Bring food sucked tonight.
Starch or Magic Sizing?
Think carefully.
I’m going to have to kill my kids.
Scott probably has some free time to do that for you.
I think so too.
Get busy
Roamy, excellent job with HHD!! The surfboard gul is my favorite but I’m buzzed and can’t remember his name. Your’re awesome and so is he!
My Joseph A Banks shirts need starch. My Paul Fredric do not. I hit them all with Fabreze before ironing. I get that fresh smell longer.
Car in, my cousin has one kid that’s a flight from prosecution, one that has multiple misdemeanor charges, one that can’t pass a drug test, and one that so far hasn’t had any criminal problems.
Wanna trade?
Well, let me tell you… They let their cell phones die, and now I dont know when they’re going to be home, and I’m tired and don’t want to sit in this parking lot editing for them any longer.
Just drive home. They’ll figure out a lot sooner that fucking up has consequences… when it has consequences.
Amen to that. I had to walk home once.
Well, it is 7 miles. And country roads. They probably couldn’t make it.
Hi Mare,
Good to see you.
Um if you need to hide from the law Carin, you can count on me.
Crap. They won’t be home for another 15 min.
Carin’s kid
http://tinyurl.com/7w6u276
I remember walking home once.
Once.
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(I bummed rides after that)
Yeah, you’re kind of a long way out of town. They might make it in time to get up for school.
Vman is here for me.
Ha. Yep Roamy. That’s me.
They often do bum rides, but many of their friends live the other direction.
I have 4 exhibits to make before lunch tomorrow and 3 meetings after. It will be a long busy day.
G’Nite all
What are friends for!
Showed Rocketboy that cartoon and he laughed.
Before Rocketboy got his driver’s license and Mini-me’s school dismissed 10 minutes after Rocketboy’s school, I would get to his school early to be at the front of the line and call him as soon as school dismissed. Get your butt out here and in the car! Much delay, and Mini-me would go to after-school care, and I’d get charged.
Vmax, I celebrate your jobness with you. Glad it’s going well and they’re working your ass off.
Squishy hugs and good night!
Com’on! Let’s all join in on the chorus!
Gah!
The water is off for the whole complex.
I hope I can shower and shave tomorrow. That would be terrible.
I dumped out Zeke’s dirty water dish and cannot fill it!
I will give him a beer.
A couple of hours ago I heard someone asking maintenance about water. I thought it was her building.
Would pool water be safe for Zeke? I have 4 pools within 60 seconds walking distance.
Vman – Lot’s of chlorine. Bleach is not good for puppies!
Do they have a rain barrel by the gutters?
Beer it is MCPO
I had to walk home once. I stopped halfway home and asked the admiral for a ride.
Last time I had to walk home.
No Jay
Energy dissipators only. Who knew dissipator was not a word?
I have already tapped into the closest downspout to water my herbs.
At 7 am, VMax asked me why I am not around much. That was 17 hours ago. I am waiting for my bus home. I will reach home at 1 am.
What was your question again, Vmax?
Is herbs code for pot?
Why you no work 18 hours?
>>Why you no work 18 hours?
Chucky schumer says illegals will pay back taxes. The Govt does not need me to work hard anymore.
My family members in Moore are all OK. Both cars are gone. Some damage to their home. Hubby picked up Constance at school and met my 2nd cousin at the bank where she works. Rode it out in the vault. (Ashley didn’t even know my name was Constance when she named her kid. Thought of me as Connie Rie)
Good to hear Oso!
Anyone else going to be up all night?
Probably just me and Sean again. Good news is that when the Air Force IT peeps unblocked wordpress they also unblocked the streaming vids at Amazon. Mid shifts go by much faster now.
WooHoo!
great to hear that, oso!
Thanks. I saw my uncle at The Club today. He sent out an email. How can you have 3 generations of one family and not a single person is on social media? I mean really!
I’m up a while, Phat. and one of my coauthors did a great little series on the YC-15. Gimme a second to find a link.
http://xbradtc.com/2013/05/20/mc-donnell-douglas-yc-15-part-4/
When you buy the stripped down model of a vehicle, it really is the stripped down model. It has fewer amenities than the POS Honda. I’ll have to keep reminding myself that fuel efficiency is everything.
Interesting article, Xbrad.
Good to see your site can also be accessed from base.
Conquering myself until
I see another hurdle approaching.
Say we can, say we will,
Not just another derp in the ocean.
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. I need more west coast/Hawaii peeps on my social media pages. I guess I’ll go read my new trashy romance novels. Last Tuesday of the month is the typical new release Tuesday for books.
Oso,
Sadly, I’m still here.
Its slow at work tonight. Calm before the storm. Obama goes to Africa next month and that will SUCK.
Watching ‘Warehouse 13’ on Amazon Prime. I’m a massive Sci-Fi geek and I’d never heard of the show. 2 episodes in and I’m liking it a lot.
Also shopping for a new phone.
Trying to decide between Galaxy S4 / HTC one / Iphone.
Is it a legit wakey wakey if I haven’t been to sleep?
Good morning all!
(Highly illegal Phat—-don’t even think of doing it)
Morning Eruption: http://youtu.be/rV6SmY04WdE
Early case (both bones forearm fracture) then FREEDOM!!!!
Good morning, phat!
I’ve been up for a while. Brain is no longer waking me at 4 am much. Now it just gets me up an hour early. Which is better.
Off to work. They fixed the water.
It’s moving day!
again
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This was a neat email tip from Andy: http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/05/ghost-army-the-inflatable-tanks-that-fooled-hitler/276137/
Pretty wild.
wakey wakey
My sleep deficit continues to worsen.
Car in, tell me again that kids are worth it. This one isn’t even conceived yet and it’s wrecking my health.
Should I tel you a cute potty- training story?
OR – this is a good one, I got home last night at 11pm to a SPOTLESS home thanks to my Erin.
Just because. She likes to make us happy.
Just don’t look in my other daughter’s room.
According to the media, 4 out of 5 of Car in’s children are gay.
My boys aren’t neat enough to be gay.
Do not google sloppy gay.
Do. Not.
That’s why Erin is your favorite.
According to the media, 4 out of 5 of Car in’s children are gay.
They’ve also basically ensured that we’ll never know why, or what the real statistics for the population are.
*Checks to make sure Kinsey is on “time travel assassination” list*
What, like I’m the only one who has one of those?
*adds HHD thread to “time travel assassination” list*
*increments score by 1*
Boot camp in ten minutes.
My two gay male friends are slobs. Their fucking house is chaos.
Good morning, cool kids.
I don’t trust a guy who obsesses over grammar and punctuation to determine what chaos is.
*leaves a dirty coffee mug in sink*
*puts apostrphe’s on’ everything’;s*
POAT of NEWNESS is UP