Good morning, and welcome to the day after Veterans Day edition of Hunky Hump Day. Since I am putting this together on Veterans Day, I’ll give you three guesses what today’s theme is.
Best part of poats like this are the reduced (still non-zero) chance that Hotspur will say, “Ghey”.
This guy for sure would kick his ass.
Trigger discipline.
Not exactly HHD-style, but I like it.
This isn’t either, but I like it, too, and you’re a damn dirty commie if you don’t.
Closer to HHD-style.
Last, but not least.
Thank you, veterans. As always, thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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*standing ovation
FiL just passed away. We got a call from the nursing home and Dan was on his way over and he died. Dan is on his way to tell his Mom.
Oh, I’m sorry Oso. Gosh.
Kind of in shock. Thanks, Car in.
I’m sure. How old was he?
78. They had been feeding him at night. Nurse went to check on his feeding tube and found him unresponsive. Called EMTs and Dan.
I’m so sorry to hear of your loss, Oso; condolences and hugs to you and Dan, sweetie.
Roamy, this is definitely top five HHD’s evah.
Bunky Thud Thank You.
Oh, man. This has got to be such a hard day for Dan, and you. Condolences, Oso.
Sorry to hear that, oso.
Sorry to hear it, Oso.
My condolences to you and Dan, Oso.
Thanks.
Sorry to hear that mi hija
Oso, my condolences to you and Mr Bear.
Sorry, Osita.
Sorry to read about your FIL Oso. I wish you and your family peace.
I needed some CEU’s and wanted a break from the office so I’m at a Pediatric Trauma conference now. It’s good but not really applicable to my practice. I predict an early departure, say, right around lunch time…
It’s directed at nurses and EMTs. I’m learning some stuff but it’s mainly review of things I’ve learned and forgotten from never using.
*must keep open mind!!!*
Huh, good case presentation with an unexpected twist: baby swallowing a fentanyl patch. Break time!
I haz ribs in the oven. 90 minutes to go.
Condolences, osoloco. May he rest in peace.
leon, get a freakin smoker, and use some of that wood you’re carrying around.
No, not that wood. It doesn’t burn, and it’s too small anyway.
My condolences, Oso.
Yeah, those little pine branches aren’t for smoking.
And as much as I’d like smoked ribs, this is extremely convenient. Smoker is for later.
Keynote speaker is a Dot Indian from Texas Children’s Hospital. He’s pretty good.
*lowers chin and whispers to chest, “Little Pine Branches”*
The feng shui in this place is all fucked up.
That’s what he clearly meant, not the mahogany log I keep in my boxer-briefs.
Pine needles.
Pine cones.
http://is.gd/wE6EoK
The Rosetta Probe sounds like it worked.
*crosses legs*
Hahaha
Hugs Oso.
http://is.gd/rbii8y
Thanks everyone. Hugs Buffalone.
Anyone heard from Jewstin lately?
Maybe we should send him a get well card?
(((HUGS))) to Oso
http://tinyurl.com/l7wkz7h
Awww…thank you.
Is it wrong to notice that Lilo’s older sister is bootylicious?
Awww rats, I’m so sorry for your and Dan’s loss, oso. How is his mom doing?
Even Howard Dean agrees!
Free Bacon: Howard Dean: Obamacare Created by ‘Elitists Who Don’t Fundamentally Understand the American People’
Free Bacon – wooo hooo!
How are you feeling today, Jay?
{{{Hugs}}} Oso – and {{{Hugs}}} to Dan and his family.
Howard Dean is the sane voice in the room. Neat.
So what happens next? Debbie Wasserman Schultz says something smart? Alan Grayson doesn’t lie about shit?
Doom is nigh.
I have shit to do, but a car is asleep on me.
I’m stuck.
UGH. It’s gotten worse. I now have TWO kittahs sleeping on me.
the day is doomed.
I may have to call in to work.
Maybe this is what happened to Mare?
Next thing you know, dog head on foot!
Dog’s mad at me. I sprayed her with flea stuff.
If I ever sat down, this would happen to me.
Benny was licking my calves earlier, but he got bored with that and went out to sleep on the couch.
Remember when the U.S. led the way in space exploration?
Thanks, 0b0la.
I feel fine, Cyn. I have a stress test tomorrow, which I think will turn out just fine.
From Joe Biden:
Jay, playin hooky? The 4ger will entertain Ye.
http://tinyurl.com/klf8crj
Nope, I’m working, Mr. Chumpo. I worked yesterday too.
well, that’s certainly different!
More 4ger for your next afternoon social.
http://tinyurl.com/ntnwzch
Stay healthy.
Bruce Springsteen is a cockgobbler. Never liked him. I hope he dies at Christmas dinner.
Hotspur spurts, he scores!
Megyn Kelly has freckles on her chest. I volunteer to count them and report back.
You’re going to need help when your old ass dies of a viagra overdose.
I’ll take one for the team.
Step aside, MJ. This is man’s work.
I tried to count them. I rapidly lost track of the number. Something distracted me.
That’s why we need to leave this to a pro.
You mean a gay guy who won’t be distracted?
PS: Keira Knightley’s breasts are two different sizes.
PPS: And they’re tiny.
http://www.impactnottingham.com/2014/11/keira-knightleys-topless-photoshoot-political-or-pointless/
You mean a gay guy who won’t be distracted?
I already told MJ to step aside.
Sorry, “Apple enthusiast”?
Her left boob is nice. She needs a AA implant in the right.
Maybe it just needs massaging.
The small one needs to be suckled by a baby. A baby with a modest appetite.
Looks at calendar. Today isn’t boob day.
Every day is boob day.
I’m just glad it’s not pine nut day.
Harlan Peper, you stop namin’ nuts!
What about Chris Pine’s nuts, Cyn?
Hound doggeh.
That’s a bear…in a bee suit.
Parker Posey is one of my all time favorites.
4 loads of fricking laundry, twice a week, for 2 people. How is that possible?
Mmmmm Chris Pine nuts day…
*looks off dreamily into the distance with a faint corner-of-the-mouth smile*
MCPO, are you using some sort of washing machine for ants?? Because it sounds like you’re using a washing machine for ants.
Cyn – No, there are Kenmore large machines. Oh, and that doesn’t includes sheets, towels, etc..
Fluf n Fold…it’s a delight.
It sounds like you people are wearing too many clothes.
Cyn, has the H2 ever done a Christmas card and sent it out to the other blogs? That would be fun.
No tickee, no washee.
H2 Christmas card:
http://is.gd/PuXQlU
Thats nice, MJ. It’s the thought that counts.
Clothing is optional at Cyn’s.
Hehe, I like it, Chumpo.
Merry Christmas, IB!
Purty much yep.
True story:
GND and I had a 5 minute conversation the other day. She was in the main room, I was in the kitchen. Her lower half was hidden by the pass through countertop.
When she walked away she had no pants on. Totally dressed except for pants.
I thought…She’s a Hostage.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
well, I’m making one for my little family. It’s the body of a Hydra with my wife and kids’ heads instead of dragon heads,
It says, “Happy/ Merry (insert particular holiday here) We will expect the standard annual tribute and offerings.”
I could whip something up for our group. How ’bout the 12 Bullwhips of Xmas?
Why dress if you’re just hanging out here?
The Twelve Bullwhips of Xmas is great idea.
Hahahahahahaha!!!!
Very little of it is my clothes. . .
6 muppets fisting….
5 GOLDEN SHOWERS
4 Corona Lites
3 somes in your bed
Two-o big ol’ bewbs
And one reg, fake reft.
Nicely done, morons.
Duly noted. Thank you and stand by for progress. also please get together and finish 6-12 you glorious bastards.
Xbrad…!
You guys crack me up 🙂
8 bags of gluten
9 tractors beeping…
9 recipes exchanged
*curses F5 button*
10 Hostages Against Humanity
12 eggs from Car in’s chickens (or Leon’s)
11 drooling bulldogs
Perfect. Thank Ye all.
7 Rove-R-Rounds!!!!
7 “lords” a leaping
Your ball Chief I’m away.
FIIIIIIVE OF DAAAADDY’S FINGERS!!!!
One was a thumb
All thumbs are fingers, but not all fingers are thumbs…
Look at my thumb, gee your dumb.
How are you Wiser B?
How are you Wiser B?
busy as a beaver, chumpster.
And you?
I stick with digit. Saves time when talking about fingers and thumbs.
http://en.antiquitatem.com/digitus-impudicus-giving-the-finger
Oh I’m swell. Living the dream as they say.
Oh I’m swell. Living the dream as they say.
heh. That’s exactly what I tell people at the music store when they ask me how things are with me.
“Living the dream, baby. Living the dream!”
I stick with digit. Saves time when talking about fingers and thumbs.
oh, look who thinks he’s all smart and junk just because he’s an orthoped….
never mind
One man’s Junk is another man’s treasure. MJ told me so I know it’s true.
Plus you sell them records. Not a CD.
One Man’s Junk is a consignment store in Ames.
MJ told me so I know it’s true.
You misunderstood him.
MJ said he treasures other men’s junk.
Ah believe we are arguing congruent points, Suh.
This isn’t an argument. An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
Breaking News: Our freshman who still pisses on the toilet seat and manscapes with any razor (ugh) he finds in the bathroom is actually getting buku compliments from his teachers at parent:teacher night. Paula is texting me over and over with the news. I think she’s in shock. I know I am!
http://nypost.com/2014/11/12/man-whose-epic-slap-went-viral-has-charges-dropped/
Good
thank god there is some sanity left
http://imgur.com/gallery/sjJcj
Hoo Boy, what a day.
You ain’t kidding, Scoot.
MJ said he treasures other men’s junk.
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I do. Love me some old albums.
What kind a drink to make? Lets see… What do you suggest MJ?
Whats the matter, Cyn?
OK – who left the freezer door open? Us delicate Southern Belles ain’t used to these temperatures!
D’awwww
-5 degrees. But at least it’s a damp cold.
Wait. . .
Whew. The pic HS put up wasn’t Jewstin.
-5 degrees??
That’s even too cold for bacon.
My fur froze to the pavement.
Our high today was 57. I believe that was the low for PHX.
It was a sunny, albeit windy 58F here today. We’re forecast to have a high temperature of 42F tomorrow. If it wasn’t for the winds, I would be on the golf course.
That sounds about right.
It’s fucking cold as Hillary’s lady bits here.
62 degrees.
Windows open last night. 54 inside the Condo this AM. I love sleeping cold.
65 and moist.
But enough about your mother.
Did anybody just settle for anybody else because they realized that they were afraid of dying alone today?
MIL emailed this to me: https://www.youtube.com/embed/uaWA2GbcnJU
I like the actor’s face. He has a genuine-ness.
In real life he probably beats his grandmother.
She probably deserves it.
Boy, I sure am glad that Obama is gonna do something about Climate Change – I’d like him to change the temperature here from 35 degrees to something a little bit warmer, TYVM.
Of course, that’s going to require more CO2 emissions, according to Al Gore.
He’s just fattening the dog up for a Cho-Cho street cart!!!! Taiwan has a couple of really good commercials like this Thai Life one. They are like mini-movies.
Do they not have public education there? I wondered about the little beggar girl.
Weather like this is why I never moved back to the panhandle. I think we got up to 37 today.
I don’t know about Thailand. Kids on Taiwan used to go to school 6 days. Wealthy kids went to American schools.
6 days?
Groooaaan.
5?
Oh oh Cyn. Brick farts when he lies. *chin towards chest “when he lies”
What kind a drink to make? Lets see… What do you suggest MJ?
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Yes. Make it a double yes.
MJ, I KNOW!!! Who goes to school on Saturday? Barbaric.
Dog eaters.
He was feeding the dog chicken!!!! (Dog is really yummy. Our Amah said that we only got dog in January, most of the year it was cat.)
He was feeding the dog chicken!!!!
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I’m fairly sure that’s illegal and the answer to a cards against humanity question.
We feed the Divas chicken twice a day. If you ever are in a plane wreck in the Andes, Gingy would be good eating.
Good golly is that tortured English. Spent the afternoon biting my tongue.
So then Mary Ann for dessert?
Evening, everyone! What did I miss today?
Being Anti-Energy is being Anti-Humanity:
http://tinyurl.com/kvhnexh
Fuck the greenies and the horse they rode in on…
http://fishgame.com/2014/11/belt-fed-revolver/
MaryAnn is pretty lean. Probably stringy.
Got-up this morning at 23 degrees, while Jewsten got-up to -23 degrees.
Now it’s 29 and “Severe Clear”(pilot-talk).
We have an off-shore low, while East of the mountains has high-Pressure and COLD air.
All the gaps in the Cascades have high-wind warnings while the cold-air comes screaming towards the low-pressure.
Trees down on houses and power-lines, thousands without power in a record cold.
It’s the result of Global Warming.
Thanks Al Gore!…
Only shitty presidents eat dog.
I’d rather starve.
My nephew graduates from U of A in the Spring. He wants to go to Georgetown for Law. Michigan is recruiting him. My Buckeye Dad is probably (well crap. I was going to say ‘Spinning’, but he was cremated. What do cremains do?)
blergy blergy
cremains is a weird word.
I don’t like it.
Even uber-lib blog FireDogLake thinks Gruber’s lie is fucked up.
http://fdlaction.firedoglake.com/2014/11/11/jonathan-gruber-admits-the-plan-to-sell-obamacare-was-a-long-con/
I don’t like the word either. My Dad’s cremains are still at my bros house. The Navy no longer provides the travel service from home to nearest port. The website shows that they do, but they don’t. In the meantime, my Dad is in Vegas.
My dad and grandma are right here with me. grandpa is at my sister’s house.
Oso, how is your MIL? And Dan?
I don’t call them cremains. Or remains.
Aren’t you supposed to spread the ashes around?
TiFW, Dan is Dan. He’s taking care of everything. MiL is in early stages of dementia. Every 15 minutes she keeps asking about Dad. Like a depressing Groundhog Day without the resolution.
MJ, we’re Catholic. Even our ashes have rules.
Give that man a squishy hug from me (and one for you, as well!). He’s a good man.
Oso,
So very sorry for your loss. Gotta be hard for Dan.
Prayers for you both…
NYTOL
Yes he is. I really didn’t think that my FiL was dying when Dan got the call this morning. Fast forward to this afternoon. We were waiting for SiL at the church parking lot. School was getting ready to be dismissed. White panel van pulls into school parking lot. Dan: Is that really the vehicle you use at a Catholic school? Where is the ‘Free Candy’ sign? Me: LOLOLOL
Thank you, ChrisP.
Mi familia is ready to jump in and take over all the funeral plans. Dan’s family is still being very reserved. I don’t know if I should go all Latina or just let it be Irish Lace Curtain.
Long day. I have Dan’s friend queued up for lunch tomorrow. I need to get back to work and I don’t want Dan’s birthday to be totally suckitude.
I’m guilty of lovin’ you
I said, I’m guilty
But what can I do?
I wanna derp ya
I wanna squeeze ya tight
But my mind said
She belong to another
And that ain’t right