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May 28, 2014
Categories: Balls, beefcake, Birthday Cake, Chubs, Federal Witness Protection Program, Hunks, I feel like chicken tonight., Phone blogging . . Author: Cyn, Widgets Fixerer
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March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.
huh?
Kitties?
whut?
That guy in the chaise lounge looks like he’s suffering from post-coital bliss.
Morning, children.
Sadly, I have no bare-chested photos holding Benny, so I can’t add to this.
I’d put up one too, but I don’t have a wide angle lens and a glare filter.
Sorry.
it would be inappropriate to post the only picture I have of me stroking a….cat
I’ve been working on my tan.
I keep seeing Mare’s Musings in the corner of the site.
I no longer believe in Mare.
So, will we see Fair Game 2 come out, now that the top spy in Afghanistan was outed by the White House?
This poat didn’t turn out half-bad.
Good morning cool kids.
Nope, it’s all bad.
Mmmmm… baaaaad…. yes…
So, will we see Fair Game 2 come out, now that the top spy in Afghanistan was outed by the White House?
You can’t use “Fair” and “White House” in the same sentence until at least 1/17 without creating a world record oxymoron.
There’s a shitload of Jewstins in this poat. Either that or he’s a trendsetter in the world of shirtlessness.
chick party:
http://tinyurl.com/l7xxhbq
http://tinyurl.com/l3wamm4
The women at the chick party have never watched this YouTube channel.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCp15KPHy23TAFInDZWp_Uqg
If someone disappears from the site, how do we know something serious didn’t happen?
A friend of mine did a few years ago, and I didn’t find out about it for weeks. After I got no response to my emails, I went to the site we hung out at, and the admin told me he died four days after Christmas.
😦
Concerning troop drawdown in Afghanistan:
Some are making the argument that because we have successfully left troops behind in Europe and Japan that we ought to leave troops behind in A’stan. The difference being that we completely and totally subjugated Japan and Germany and it was in our best interest to rebuild them and make them a part of our sphere of influence. We’ve never really just kicked the shit out of anybody since so I think we’re comparing apples to oranges in terms of effective use of troops. And we’re never in any of our lifetimes going to turn A’stan into an economic hot rod like Germany, Japan and SoKo have become because of the extreme retrograde effects of Islam on the people. I don’t want to run out on any of our obligations because the president and his party are major league pussies, but I don’t see an upside to a continued presence in A’stan. I may not be aware of all the variables.
HS, I have been known to send an email or two to see what’s up.
died
We should leave nothing behind in Afghanistan but sensors.
I hope my wife is okay, cell service in Maine is spotty, so I only get a few texts here and there.
http://truckyeah.jalopnik.com/only-in-maine-truck-spills-potato-load-swerving-around-1582578588
wakey wakey
Someone passing at 86 isn’t sad or really unexpected. Certainly not for anyone not in the immediate family.
There.Got that out of my system.
i wonder if it was the same moose jimbro spotted
Her poetry was on par with fig eating apes in grottos.
Mare’s poetry was like elephant art.
i wonder if it was the same moose jimbro spotted
The mØØse that bit his sister?
My moose is tired today. Just as I went to bed got the call about a kid coming down with a floating elbow injury. I got 30″ sleep last night.
Moooooosssseeeee……
30″ sleep?
I could choose to read that as minutes, but it’s funnier as inches. Either way, it’s the wrong amount.
Too tired to give a fuck today…mood is commensurate (sp?) with my workplace induced insomnia
I was up a LOT last night too Jimbro.
What did Maya Angelou teach? Educator is listed , but I don’t see that she taught anything.
I’m gonna call myself an educator too.
It’s starting on facebook.
“I just want to take a moment to reflect on how my heart hurts for the recent passing of one of the greatest Women/Poets/Writer that ever lived. R.I.P Maya Angelou, your words will forever live with us and give us strength.
”
sigh.
Her poetry was garbage. I would posit that it was the first step in the devolution that led to the debate performance I linked yesterday.
If you missed it: http://youtu.be/FCx2uGBhvEc
Basically the same as Maya Angelou’s poetry.
If you never read/studied the greats/classics , she was accessible and made you feel cultured and (perhaps) smart because you could simple read and understand what she was trying to convey.
Best argument I’ve ever heard for studying the classics.
From the statement from her family:
“Dr. Maya Angelou passed quietly in her home before 8:00 a.m. EST. Her family is extremely grat…
Oh. It’s an honorary doctorate. And she went by that title? Got it. She has 30 of ’em.
@@@
this is going to be a hard day for me.
Strike that. It’s 50. 30 was an old number.
Amazing since she never did more than high school.
If we talk about her, her memory will be perpetuated by at least 30″.
Cyn, tell Mare miss her we much.
>> Some are making the argument that because we have successfully left troops behind in Europe and Japan
Rebuild, influence but also hold the Russkies where they were
Insisting on the “Dr.” honorific when you’ve never personally had to perform a medical service is a sign of utter douchebaggery in any context. Doing it with an honorary doctorate is mental illness.
What leon said.
I’m sorry, but I simply don’t believe in false titles.
I agree with Dave. If we hadn’t occupied, Russia would have grabbed Germany by 1960, and China would have grabbed Japan in the same time frame.
As far as Afghanastan is concerned, I don’t think anyone wants the shithole except goatfucking terrorists, and if we occupy it, they’ll just find elsewhere to go.
I find that using the Dr. title for a Phd. is mostly a black person thing – at least it is around my town.
Using it if it’s honorary is the height of uppity.
I’ve seen white women do it, too, Hotspur.
And loser dudes. I know a lot of PhDs. The general rule I’ve found is that if they tell you themselves, douchebag. If you have to hear if from someone else, decent person.
I was thinking that, Hotspur, but didn’t want to come across as racist.
Using “Dr” for Phds in a University setting is fine. Otherwise? Drop it. You’re Mr or Mrs Smith.
Leon, in my experience there are two types of people who you will know what they do for a living within 5 minutes of meeting them socially – doctors and lawyers.
They cannot help themselves. They just find a way to blurt it out.But if they don’t then I have admiration for them.
Carin, how is it racist?
my experience there are two types of people who you will know what they do for a living within 5 minutes of meeting them socially – doctors and lawyers.
same applies to crackfat.
Wait, wut?
Noticing any trend about black people is racist, including noticing that they are darkly hued.
Carin, how is it racist?
Oh, it’s pretty true. But pointing it out is racist. obviously.
It’s especially hilarious, like, say you’re listening to Car Talk, and some dude calls in and says he’s a doctor or a lawyer in the context of describing a slipping fan belt.
The Michigan cabal is OWNING the H2 this morning.
Where’s Jazz?
I think Mare got in a fight with another prisoner and they took her internets away.
Antioxidants are now bad for you.
http://tinyurl.com/mvw377c
Dr Jill Biden. *Drops mic*
Dr Pepper
Dr Obama
soon
It’s especially hilarious, like, say you’re listening to Car Talk, and some dude calls in and says he’s a doctor or a lawyer in the context of describing a slipping fan belt.
He needs you to know that although he knows jack squat about this specialized domain and is disinterested enough in educating himself that he’s calling a radio show for car advice, he’s nonetheless super smart and stuff.
Dr Sharpton http://tinyurl.com/mvw377c
That’s the Rev. Dr. Sharpton, you ign’ant honkey.
Doh http://freebeacon.com/culture/al-sharpton-versus-the-teleprompter-volume-2/
Dr. Who
Dr. Demento
The other thing I find incredibly funny, is when I’m in a social setting with strangers (I’m referring to academic types) and they ask me where I went to college.
Some people are very status-driven. Unfortunately, one’s status has to be known by other people or it is valueless.
Since status doesn’t always announce itself perfectly clearly, the status-driven person has to inform you.
I only do that with work colleagues. I would be heartily surprised to get an “I didn’t” in my line of work. I’ve worked with one self-employed autodidact programmer professionally, and he was a disaster.
Laura, you is teh smart.
Leon, it’s usually in connection with people knowing about my background in architecture. It’s pretty much a given there too, unless you’re an old fuck like me.
But it’s never something I just blurt out.
I ask our interns where they are going. I usually tell them I did my undergrad at UM if they are going there.
This is me signalling that I have more degrees, because I’m just a little bit of a twerp, but also suggesting that they should consider graduate work as normal in the career they’ve chosen.
Some of it is local/ cultural. Some New Yorkers will tell you how many millions they made last year, or otherwise toot their own horn right away when you meet them. One of those grating characteristics of some NYC types.
It’s their way of announcing their status. It’s important to them, socially. I think in some circles, if you don’t do that, people treat you badly or try to take advantage of you or assume you’re a dummy. So it’s important to differentiate yourself or lay claim to a high status.
Maybe I’m wrong, I don’t know.
*blush* Fanks Hotspur. Wanna cookie?
If someone tells me how much money they make I assume they are lying.
I’m the guy who doesn’t announce what I do unless asked. When people who meet me get around to asking they are surprised to hear it. As you might guess I don’t give a rat’s ass about outward displays of status. I’m going to a meeting in about 2 weeks and will be sitting in a room with a majority of doctors who find it important to wear fine suits, fat Rolexes and gold pinkie rings.
One of my coworkers is $70K+ in school debt and still doesn’t have her architecture degree. She is a year away but due to various personal fuckups she can’t swing the rest. It’s fucking heartbreaking.
She told me that different schools imprint their style on the architects they turn out. So it’s not surprising people would ask about what school an architect went to.
Jimbro, I think you had delurked and been around for months before any of us figured out what you do.
A guy told me (circuitously) three times in a conversation that he was a millionaire. He had to say it that many times because I did not give him the reaction he was looking for and probably thought I had missed it or didn’t hear him.
Funny thing is, we were doing a project for this doctor, and it was going to be on a cost plus fees basis, because nothing was decided yet, which he was fine with, but he told me “Don’t tell any of your subs that I’m a doctor. Once they find that out they’ll raise their price.” He actually said that.
Yeah, Jimbro, I wouldn’t think you were a doctor either.
http://is.gd/8bIsqa
If a school imprints a style on you, you’re not much of an architect.
Comment by leoncaruthers on May 28, 2014 11:02 am
Insisting on the “Dr.” honorific when you’ve never personally had to perform a medical service is a sign of utter douchebaggery in any context.
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What about Dr. J? Exception to the rule?
Don’t tell mom I’m a lawyer she thinks I’m a piano player in a whorehouse.
I usually don’t bring up that I’m a waitress right away. I probably mention crossfit first.
I just tell everybody that I’m a CIA assassin.
Speaking of doctors who insist on you knowing that they are doctors, there was a doctor in the town where I used to live who actually changed his last name to “Doctor.” His wife was a doctor also, so they were “Dr. and Dr. Doctor.”
What about Dr. J? Exception to the rule?
Did he insist on it?
http://www.doctor-cataract-lasik-connecticut.com/
How about PhD nurses?
Doctor Nurse
I can’t tell if that’s epically douchey or just hilarious.
Speaking of degrees (which I don’t have), DD#1 will be finishing up her MBA this week. Second Master’s Degree in 2 years (it was a double-degree program offered through Lockheed).
Mama is more than a little bit proud…… 😀
Doctor Nurse Ratched
*shudders*
Thumbs up for DD1
I can’t tell if that’s epically douchey or just hilarious.
If I’d gone for a PhD in Nursing I could have benefited from affirmative action and probably gotten it paid from via scholarships and grants.
And then confused the crap out of people by being Doctor Nurse.
Thanks, Cyn! She’s worked very hard the last few years – she’s definitely earned whatever success may come her way.
Dr Doctor give me the news
I’ve got a bad case of lovin’ you
The second thing that makes me want to vomit is mothers telling what their kids do, unsolicited.
*runs really really fast*
Hahahahaha
Scott, I was just about to post that.
I just tell everybody that I’m a CIA assassin.
That can’t be true – only the IRS has assassins anymore.
* changes name to Lawyer Lawyer *
What about Dr. J? Exception to the rule?
She was downsized, that’s why she has an Obamajob now.
Not “flavor flav”, in honor of your smoking skills?
I do undergrad work wherever I am.
I’m doing some now.
I’m in post-graduate studies.
My community college course in motorcycle safety?
Post-graduate studies.
Hahahahahaha
The lefties fell for it. Carin, and her brother, and I are posting “real” poetry on Facebook, in protest of the shitty poet who just died, and my friends are “liking”.
Douchetards.
Any examples Hotspur?
MOOOOOOM!!! SCOTT IS WORKING AT A HOOTERS AGAIN!!1!
Dave in Texas Community Theater
Dave receives a txt message and pic of open dryer with my shorts and small grass snake that sneaked in through the dryer vent.
Mrs Dave: “snakes in your underwear?”
Dave: “just like always.”
fin
Veterinarian Veterinarian, DVM, PhD, MBA, CMP, CCIM SIOR, BTDT
I think H2 should give out honorary doctorates.
We do, but only with the Double Platinum membership package.
Under the wide and starry sky,
Dig the grave and let me lie.
Glad did I live and gladly die,
And I laid me down with a will.
This be the verse you ‘grave for me:
Here he lies where he longed to be;
Home is the sailor, home from the sea,
And the hunter home from the hill.
Requiem – Robert Louis Stevenson
I used to work with a Sergeant Sergeant.
We both know Maya Angelou wrote that.
Old white men have never written anything worth reading, so you simply must be wrong.
I knew a Ken Nonken in high school
I spent a semester in college studying poetry and prose. And this is the only poem that stuck in my head.
Carin and her brother posted a few great ones too.
Here’s one I’m particularly fond of:
I must down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky,
And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by,
And the wheel’s kick and the wind’s song and the white sail’s shaking,
And a grey mist on the sea’s face and a grey dawn breaking.
I must down to the seas again, for the call of the running tide
Is a wild call and a clear call that may not be denied;
And all I ask is a windy day with the white clouds flying,
And the flung spray and the blown spume, and the sea-gulls crying.
Sea-Fever – John Masefield
I slit the sheet,
the sheet I slit,
and on the slitted sheet I sit.
– Sylvester Slattington Simonstein
You’ve heard of Operation Choke Point? The DoJ pressing banks and fee processors to close accounts for porn stars, ammo dealers and other undesirables?
The Dems are gonna be butthurt when the GOP figures out it is a handy way to go after abortion docs.
The Dems are gonna be butthurt when the GOP figures out it is a handy way to go after abortion docs.
You assume the GOP would actually have the spine to do that…..
I’m a heathen, I like poetry that rhymes, like Kipling
A favorite
http://glenavalon.com/thebetrothed.html
fukksized carousel horse is done!
Crackfat tomorrow will be getting this ginormous 200 lb box out of the porch and into the truck.
There was a young man from Nantucket…
-Maya Angelou
Pepe have you ever read any Robert Service?
After two days in the desert sun
My skin began to turn red
After three days in the desert fun
I was looking at a river bed
And the story it told of a river that flowed
Made me sad to think it was dead
You see I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
‘Cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain
– Maya
fukksized carousel horse is done!
If I did facechat, that would be my tweet.
Comment by xbradtc on May 28, 2014 12:59 pm
I used to work with a Sergeant Sergeant.
I knew a Sergeant Major.
Hotspur,
Start posting Kipling just to piss them off.
I also knew a Captain Hook.
God her poems suck. I’m sorry. They do. I’m reading through, and they are just horrible.
The best was Colonal Powers and Major Coward.
Damn, leon beat me to the Nantucket joke.
I’m surprised it lasted that long.
They’re talking chickens on Sarah Hoyt’s blog. Dear God, it’s spreading…
The best poet of our generation is Montie.
That shit he put up at Ace’s about 6 or 7 years ago was epic.
Lower you’re quivering netherregions,
Onto my throbbing funknozzle.
That still is my favorite line.
The reaction from the left about Angelou is stunning. It’s not like any of them ever read any of her stuff. The only reason any of them know who the fuck she was is because she read some tedious bore at Clinton’s inauguration.
throbbing funknozzle kills it every time.
HS, check yourself before you wreck yourself. You’re white and male and rumored to be hetero and thus have nothing to offer on the topic of the greatness of Ms. Angelou. So STFU.
Omg, Hotspur, that poem goes ON AND ON.
I’d just like to chance a spring awakening.
Now THAT’S some good poetry shit right there.
But I can see why Obama admired her. She wrote, like, 6 books about herself.
The greatness of Maya Angelou was the size of her mouth. As my dad would have said, “You could drive a wagon and team of horses though that thing.”
Snippet:
I, the Rock, I the River, I the Tree
I am yours–your Passages have been paid.
Lift up your faces, you have a piercing need
For this bright morning dawning for you.
History, despite its wrenching pain,
Cannot be unlived, and if faced
With courage, need not be lived again.
Lift up your eyes upon
The day breaking for you.
Give birth again
To the dream.
GENIUS.
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The reaction from the left about Angelou is stunning. It’s not like any of them ever read any of her stuff. The only reason any of them know who the fuck she was is because she read some tedious bore at Clinton’s inauguration.
Maya Angelou’s existence saved them from having to read any actual poetry. They could just claim that they loved her work and they were considered cultured and not racist.
Comment by Hotspur on May 28, 2014 1:35 pm
Pepe have you ever read any Robert Service?
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I’ve read some of his stuff.
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More Kipling
http://www.poetryloverspage.com/poets/kipling/prodigal_son.html
http://www.poetryloverspage.com/poets/kipling/grave_of_hundred_head.html
http://www.poetryloverspage.com/poets/kipling/mandalay.html
But, Brother, you are a hound!
Love it.
The rhythm of the above poems is great.
My dad was a real poetry aficionado. He could recite stuff from his memory until the day he died.
One time, when I was in about fourth grade we were supposed to bring in a poem from home to read to the class. I cannot remember what he gave me, but without my realizing it, it had some risqué parts in it – pretty much over a fourth grader’s head. Nevertheless, the nun made me stop abruptly.
That night he asked me how my poem went. I told him I got cut short before I could finish, and he laughed his ass off. I wish I could remember what it was.
Hahaha Great memory, HS.
That is a great story, Hotspur.
I wish I could remember what it was.
There once was a gal from Nantucket….
Hotspur’s dad told him to recite The Miller’s Tale?!
One of my favorite Kipling –
http://www.poetryloverspage.com/poets/kipling/female_of_species.html
Tennyson –
http://famouspoetsandpoems.com/poets/lord_alfred_tennyson/poems/11506
How did it get so late so soon? Its night before its afternoon. December is here before its June. My goodness how the time has flewn. How did it get so late so soon?
Dr. Seuss
This is why we cant have nice things.
Pendejo, did you see my comment yesterday about your friend’s boobs?
Tell them to keep them to themselves. It’s a trap.
Admiral Beasn is right.
Some of my poetic musings here.
Quick update: Mom just had her lunch. She’s moving around the house with her walker, and she’s doing okay. Just tired. I’ve got the day off, so I’m kinda keeping an eye on her and doing some chores around the house.
Appreciate it beasn. I think she’s just proud of her storeboughts and after a while it got to bugging him a bit. My wife has damned sure not offered to reciprocate.
Seanm has now assumed the identity of xbrad.
Oh, Ca rin, you might like this song:
Let me know what you think.
You love that 80’s British sound, don’t you Sean? not bad. Not metal enough.
Seanm has now assumed the identity of xbrad.
Aw, man, after all the work I’d done to get my credit score back to somewhere near respectable…I-I don’t need this.
Cred score
My credit score recovered after the fraud left my report.
My street cred score remains abysmal.
I boiled chicken breasts and made mayo. Making chicken salad in a few hours.
I did tomorrow’s crackfat today!
Scott’s gonna get rhabdo if he keeps doing double WODs.
Comment by leoncaruthers on May 28, 2014 4:48 pm
I boiled chicken breasts and made mayo. Making chicken salad in a few hours.
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He’s on a rampage!!!
Life in the fast lane………. 😉
Admiral Beasn is right.
I’m a madman.
I think I will prepare meat soup for supper. Then nap on the sofa.
Gotta start charting what I’m ingesting. My guts are not happy during the warm months.
*considers living in Antartica*
Does your diet change significantly in the Summer?
Cyn, the blog might be broken. A lot of old links get me a message from Cox saying hostagesarchives.com can’t be found.
From the birthday page I can open Brewfans and Sean’s birthday posts, but not the ones for Michael or Russ.
It’s dead, Jim.
lemme go see… brb… hold your horses… stand by…
Aaaahhhh yes… the “hostagesarchives.com” was the place where a ton of old stuff, back from the picked winto days had been saved. Rosetta was paying for that for a long while, but then decided to stop last year.
IIRC from my investigation last year, all of this old material is saved on somebody’s (Andy?? Wiser??) hard drive so it’s not actually gone-gone, it’s just that the links take you to a site that is no longer in operation.
Other than Russ and Michael, are there others whose links I need to de-link??
I’m checking all the linkies now and deleting those that are no longer valid.
I’m not holding the damn horses. The pasture is still partially pycrete and gross.
All fixed.
Zip it, Leon!
There once was a queer from Khartoum,
Who took a lesbian up to his room.
They spent the whole night
In a horrible fight
Over who would do what, and to whom.
-Maya Angelou
– Burma Shave
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs4aLc1q1N8
Leon, no. Same diet.
Liquid bowels happen every spring and last ’til early fall.
Beasnette’s friend has hayfever really bad and she said her guts aren’t right either while she is suffering from it.
I miss the good ole days.
Hahahahaha
Parent of the Year Award to the guy who filmed that.
Afternoon.
Liquid Bowels would make a great punk band name.
Ace’s Headlines still make me laugh.
Obama, Dummy Laureate, Gives Bizarre, Empty Commencement Speech to West Point
What did you build besides your credit report today, Jewstin?
Now we present Liquid Bowels doing their version of Splish-Splash!!!
Today, I built six (6) of these:
http://tinyurl.com/m8j5kf9
Obama’s remarks are about as relevant as Nancy Pelosi’s year old pap smear.
Beasn, have you tried finding local honey? You might try taking a spoonful now and then to work on resistance to your pollen.
Or try allergy shots.
I took bee pollen for several years. My allergies are now about 20% of what they used to be.
I have no idea if the two are related.
Obama is ridiculous. Especially in leather bomber jackets or while speaking to anyone about anything.
Or throwing a baseball.
Wow – all but one of the Texas Republican state primary runoff spots were won by Tea Party candidates.
I hope that gives the folks in Washington more than a few sleepless nights.
When I was on dairy, I was drowning in snot during spring and fall and any upper respiratory infection, in winter, went into bronchitis.
After dairy, no snot, no real sneezing, and I haven’t had a bout of bronchial infection since.
I’m left with sinus pressure/headache and upset stomach. I’d say my allergies aren’t as bad. Just have to jiggle the handle a little more.
Nap status: complete.
My sense of time is off after that goatfucking elbow fracture all nighter.
As a cigar smoker I liked Pepe’s first poem link.
I hope that gives the folks in Washington more than a few sleepless nights.
No, they’re just going to push their boots a little harder on our necks.
Amnesty on top of EPA chokeage.
I’ve heard a local allergist is now doing sublingual immunotherapy.
53 degrees and falling. The heat will kick on tonight.
Heat?
>>>sublingual immunotherapy
NTTAWWWT
Things that sound naughty.
I don’t see meditation and scented candles doing much for allergies.
http://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/sinus/allergy/sublingual_immunotherapy.html
I was at Hopkins yesterday. Nice people.
I got allergy shots for 2-3 years and didn’t notice a difference.
2 summers driving a riding lawnmower? Big help.
>> 53 degrees and falling. The heat will kick on tonight.
It’s cold as balls here. About 45 or so.
“I was at Hopkins yesterday”
Did anybody draw a mustache, a scar, an eyepatch and/or stink lines on anybody else’s yearbook picture today?
Of course, Sean. I mean, it’s Wednesday, isn’t it?
You linky failed for me, Scott.
Hey BC – make a poat to launch at 0600 tomorrow. DO IT NAOOO.
Awfully pushy. Fine, fine. I’m working on it.
Fixt! He’s probably at the Verizon Store right now.
Pushy? Pfffft.
Oh dear sweet little kitten Brent, would you pretty please make a poat tomorrow, with Spenda on top?!!
*bats eyelashes sweetly*
NOW it’s funny.
This is why you will always be my favorite, Scott.
My sister and I used to take old magazines and do that. We would give the lovely smiling Maybelline models’ faces some hairy growths, checker their teeth, give them Brezhnev eyebrows, etc.
Sometimes we’d be rolling laughing, as kids, while watching the other draw voluminous black curly ear hairs on Cheryl Tiegs, or whoever.
I played Wii yesterday.
http://is.gd/ebgNrv
One in a million.
Wii, wii, wii, aaaaalll the way home.
That thing still gets played daily in our house. Plus it lets us stream Amazon Prime shit.
Foomph
Turn it up to 17
Magic happens at 3:47
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgoY7t1eGrQ
what is this world coming to…..
can’t even go commando no mo –
http://dailycaller.com/2013/09/06/little-rock-school-district-will-now-make-teachers-wear-underwear/
There. Done.
It sucks. I hope you’re happy now Cyn.
http://imgur.com/gallery/lwqDm9W
Funny. Not freaky.
Verizon employee looks at customer.
Turns and walks away.
“Nope nope, nope.”
We know better Tushar.
>>Comment by scott on May 28, 2014 9:48 pm
>>We know better Tushar.
😦
Tush, how goes the slumlord business?
Not bad, BC.
I think (and I hope) it will go well.
Bubba is going deaf.
Very rapidly. He loses a lot more every week. Same as Ruby did.
After him, I don’t want any more dogs for a while.
Oh damn, I’m sorry honey.
http://imgur.com/gallery/lwqDm9W
Funny. Not freaky.
I call bullshit. Have you seen the price of vanilla?
He still runs, plays, does stairs, etc.
Still has a very good disposition (for a mean son-of-a-bitch dog, this just means his native disposition has not worsened).
I hate loving this rotten POS dog, but I do.
After him, I wouldn’t want anymore dogs either.
*rimshot*
I don’t remember where I was, but I saw a pair of min kitcheni tongs the other day.
It’s probably hard to beat a dog with mini kitchen tongs.
Hey, don’t forget how he saved me from that guy in the store that time, right after I first got him.
You could probably pinch the shit out of one, though, MJ.
{{{hugs }}} laura
You could probably pinch the shit out of one, though, MJ.
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Brilliant.
*whistles for mini dog
>> Still has a very good disposition (for a mean son-of-a-bitch dog, this just means his native disposition has not worsened)
Good clarification. And I remember that story. Only dog I’ve ever met that I never connected with because (Bubba) “fuck you fat guy I don’t owe you shit.”
I respected that.
And I’m real sorry too.
Bubba is going deaf.
Awww, well poop. He’ll get by though, just you watch.
OMG. She got the tongs from me and she looks hell bent on vengeance.
What do I do what do I do what do I do?
Fanks.
Fortunately, he knows hand signal commands. Unfortunately, he is rarely looking at me when I desperately want to communicate with him across a distance.
I just did his nails. He nipped me again. I hate this jackass so much.
[i]What do I do what do I do what do I do?[/i]
Throw begin strips at her and run like hell.
Fack.
I’m going to sleep in the hallway.
Good night.
Hello. I just bought and took a Claritin because Jimbro mentioned it the other day and also because I don’t want to send the Puffs Plus Lotion Company, Inc. all of my money.
“Liquid Nasal Emissions, opening for Liquid Bowels, playing at The Palladium”
Just thought I’d share.
MJ. Relax. Opposable thumbs are required to operate tongs. Chill.
But yeah, you should get them away from her, statim. She’ll probably try to chew and swallow them because she is a dumb dog.
Nips from the dog mean love. I’m sure I read that somewhere.
Ah crap LW, sorry about Bubba.
A muzzle for clipping time or will he make you pay for that later?
For absolutely no reason.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken
“Liquid Nasal Emissions, opening for Liquid Bowels, playing at The Palladium”
Hawt!
blerg
Cyn, I was in the candy aisle at Rite Aid (just passing through, swearsies) and saw that item called “Nips” and giggled like an idiot.
I find I need a dog immediately after losing one. A week or two and I need puppy breath to ease my pain.
MJ do you have any grenades?
No NIps Rule!!!
Claritin has to work it’s way into your system for a week or so before it starts to become effective.
I recommend soft tissue for a bit.
I’ve been to Fruitia, CO, home of Mike.
He doesn’t hurt me, Lips. He just makes this little show of how he’s such a badass and might could have, if he really wanted to.
Example: When he sheds his Winter fur in clumps, I don’t brush him, but just tug the clumps free. Sometimes it bothers him. So he also does this thing where he reaches around and clasps my hand in his jaws. It means, ‘stop, dear God, please! That is so annoying.’ I can see it in the expression on his face. He’s exasperated with me but he’s not going to hurt me.
Cattle dogs are more recently derived from a wild dog population (Australian Dingo), and they are more varied and individualistic than the older breeds. I would also say they are more intelligent, but it is a hard thing to measure in things that can’t talk.
Sudafed. The real stuff behind the pharmacists counter that they have to ID you for – totally worth it.
It’s like freaking magic crack candy until the Claritin kicks in.
For those of you that, unfortunately, live in the world of “CODE”:
http://stilldrinking.org/programming-sucks
I don’t go there anymore, Anita tries not to.
I never wanna’ go back…
Sudafed is glorious. And, at least in Virginia and Florida, not behind the counter. You do have to show ID though.
I AM NOT MAKING METH WITH THESE MAGIC PILLS I SWEAR!!
Oskar doesn’t like when I pull at the clumps. He’ll give this whiney growl. He’d NEVER dare take a swipe at me.
But he does get really forceful when he wants to be petted. You really don’t have a choice.
People never sound MORE stupid when they are discussing the minimum wage in regards to servers.
One person complained, on the radio, that the tipping system was FORCING the customer to pay the wages of the server, when that should be the employer’s obligation.
Uh. Hello? Let me whiteboard this out for you …
He never growled at me. He just wanted to get the point across to me.
So, point taken.
…
I’m not talkin about MJ
But he does get really forceful when he wants to be petted. You really don’t have a choice.
Ha ha ha. Sometimes Bubba just stands there, wagging his tail and giving me a Look of Love, and so I form my hands into a muzzle-receiving shape and get down to his level. He just walks into it and smushes around. It’s adorable.
I still hate him very much. Don’t be led astray. He’s cute, but he’s also a fucking asshole who we curse daily.
Oh yeah, got some Sudafed behind the counter too. Funny, back in ought ought, I had Zicam as a client and went and bought an example of all the competition with no problem. When the register hit 9 items, all they had to do was make it 2 different tickets.
Now I just silently curse the meth makers when they make honest people feel like children or criminals for buying meds. And/or because it makes my meth lab operation more of a pain to run.
Yeah, Carin, customers should not be FORCED to pay the costs of a business that they are buying things from.
*takes deep hit off hash pipe*
Well we can curse the ones we love for being big jerks.
Look at me, random example.
OK school nite. Sleep well you assholes.
*makes plans to buy an RV meth lab with Lipstick as I nod off to slumber and evil*
Nightie Dave.
hahaha, I’m up for it! D&L’s Special Tonic: cures consumption, gout, hair loss, lice, boils, carbuncles, cankers, shankers and athlete’s foot
I wish I could take meds. Not meth.
I get reactions from all of it.
/alien
I love Bubba and I don’t even know him!
Ugh, family members on FB think that bullets should be regulated just like Sudafed etc. I just think they are idiots and ignore them. My cousin, Tanya, is married to a cop. She went totally off on my Aunt and Uncle. Her rant was a thing of beauty.
regulate this Oso
Exactly Vman! Dan is the LiV poster child, and his opinion of my family is “They have to check the DNC for talking points before they can express an opinion!” (I was so proud)
I’m so used to XMom fucking up the universal remote that it took me forever to figure out that she didn’t fuck it up, the batteries were dead.
Hahaha XB, I nearly spewed my Evan. Aging sucks.
Car in is surrounded by Canadians.
We go to FL frequently. Cheaper than going to Cali. (I KNOW!) Menus in FL explain gratuities to Canadians. (And others. Whatev) We all know that Canadians are the trigger. Dan and I say “Eh” a lot. I have the pasty skin down pat.
Ah, the deeper I spin
Ah, the hunter will sin for your ivory skin.
Took a drive in the dirty rain
To a place where the derp calls your name
Under the trees, the river laughing at you and me.
Hallelujah! Heaven’s white rose
The doors you open I just can’t close.