Moarning suckers. This is going to be one helluva weekend. For Saturday we have Jack. On Sunday, it looks like And Shit. Finally, I’ll be doing nothing of consequence.
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As we all know, putting a cover song on an album is the kiss of death for any musician’s career. But were you aware that covering a Beatles song could actually kill you? For Stevie Ray Vaughan, covering Taxman, literally caused him to burn up in a fiery helicopter crash outside of Chicago. Many of you have scoffed at the famed Cover Song Theory™ (CST) but the joke is on you. Had SRV not covered a 1966 song protesting the high tax rates in Britain, we’d still be enjoying the sweet twang of the Texas Tornado. Wiser was right, and everyone else in the world is wrong. Had Stevie only known…
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Today’s model grew up outside of Tokyo, probably. Her name is incomprehensible, so we’re just going to call her Jennifer. As you can see, Jennifer is quite the beauty. I really have don’t much to say about her other than….MOTORBOAT! If you’re near xBrad please put on your face shield and give a warm welcome to Nonami (Jennifer) Takizawa!!!!!!!!
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Did you know that President Obama made a few false statements? This is my shocked cock. Oops, I mean face. This is my shocked face.
Town hall in Green Bay, Wis., June 11, 2009: “No matter how we reform health care, I intend to keep this promise: If you like your doctor, you’ll be able to keep your doctor; if you like your health care plan, you’ll be able to keep your health care plan.”
Remarks at the American Medical Association, June 15, 2009: “And that means that no matter how we reform health care, we will keep this promise to the American people: If you like your doctor, you will be able to keep your doctor, period. If you like your health care plan, you’ll be able to keep your health care plan, period. No one will take it away, no matter what.”
Presidential weekly address, July 18, 2009: “Michelle and I don’t want anyone telling us who our family’s doctor should be – and no one should decide that for you either. Under our proposals, if you like your doctor, you keep your doctor. If you like your current insurance, you keep that insurance. Period, end of story.”
In remarks in Portland, Maine, on April 1, 2010, Obama said that “if Americans like their doctor, they will keep their doctor. And if you like your insurance plan, you will keep it. No one will be able to take that away from you. It hasn’t happened yet. It won’t happen in the future.”
The first presidential debate in Denver on Oct. 3, 2012: “If you’ve got health insurance, it doesn’t mean a government takeover. You keep your own insurance. You keep your own doctor.”
This might come as a shock, but he’s a bit of a liar. The turd in the punch bowl. The melted chocolate Jesus on Easter morning. The Shamwow! huckster after an all night bender. Poor bastard; you reap what you sow, and you sowed a field of lies.
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Ya’ll have a great weekend. Try not to yell at each other about impeachment. It’s a dumb idea, although we all see your point BBC.
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This is bullshit!
It is?
No, I just wanted to say that.
Told ya so.
>>>Jimbro, my computer shit itself with the cachemonet link. What was up with that?
Random gifs and backgrounds with annoying background music. It played okay on mine until the sound got too annoying to take and I x’d out of it.
Oh, I see.
I’m just going to sit back and wait for the PARTICIPANT! trophy to be delivered cuz this post is actually pretty good.
Hell, forget about that. What about all the people who’ve been hurt otherwise, losing their jobs, businesses, forced down to part-time, docs who sold their practices in preparation for this.
Typical of a child like Obama to think he can simply call “do-over!” And expect everything to simply go back to where it was.
He’s just going to keep throwing shit at the wall to see if something sticks. That will be when the media falls for it, and changes their narrative.
“Obama FIXED IT!!!!” Realty won’t matter. They will then have a good story to write.
Here’s one of those “good stories”: http://www.theroot.com/articles/politics/2013/11/obamacare_s_medicaid_expansion_has_worked.html
Sadly, the wifi at this airport sucks, so I can’t check out the links, so I’ll just assume they are hilarious and award MJ a gold star for his efforts.
**puts red bra and panty set on Christmas wish list**
>>>They will then have a good story to write.
“Come-back kid!” stories already written and saved for submission when the word is given through Journolist 2.0
>>>**puts red bra and panty set on Christmas wish list**
***puts pic of Roamie in red bra and panties on Christmas Wish List
Nice bewbs MJ.
My family all died in horrible train crashes so it was difficult to watch the links. And, COCK!
Hahahahahahaha
Lord, the stupid.
I’ve been waiting for the comeback kids stories too, but I just don’t see how it happens.
What can possibly be fixed? His only hope is to change the focus of blame to insurance companies. That ain’t gonna happen.
They were smart to say that, ‘you’re policy is being cancelled because of the ACA.’
It’s too late to blame them.
Plus he’s a liar to everyone but the hardcore partisans.
He’s simply not credible anymore to anyone other than Kos or DWS.
I approve of this subtly themed poat with nice boobs.
>>>Lord, the stupid.
Well, it’s only stupid to those of us with IQs of triple digits.
That reasoning, however, we’ll sell incredibly well with the Obamatards
>>>but I just don’t see how it happens.
War on Women.
Big boobs are a scam.
>>>but I just don’t see how it happens.
Honestly, MJ, I don’t think you give the left and the media enough credit for their ability to delude themselves in the service of their Beloved.
>>>Big boobs are a scam.
Yes. An incredibly awesome scam of mammoth proportions.
It’s time for Obama to pivot to something else.
>>>It’s time for Obama to pivot to something else.
Yes. He said he would fix everything and we should all sit down, shut up and let him work his magic.
Seriously, can’t the guy just eat his waffles in peace?
Oh. What do you know. Renish McBride had a lot of pot and a lot of alcohol in her system.
Guess we know what she was doing for those 2 hours between getting in the accident and before appearing at the door of the house.
But she was such a nice girl.
Note to youths everywhere: if you are very drunk and stoned, you may not want to appear on someone’s door at 3:30 in the morning (in the D, or nearby hoods) to “look for help.”
File this under: Bad things happen to stupid people.
*cue outrage
I guess he could come back politically on some other issue, but O-care will be a train wreck for years to come.
Massive subsidies of anything leads to price increases.
I’d be interested to see her phone records for the time between the accident and the shooting.
The family said her phone battery had died. Yet they knew she was looking for help.
How did they know that? Because they were talking to her? SHe texted someone.
There are details they are hiding.
>>>Note to youths everywhere: if you are very drunk and stoned, you may not want to appear on someone’s door at 3:30 in the morning (in the D, or nearby hoods) to “look for help.”
You are obviously a racist who does not understand this important part of her “culture”.
Hmm, we always seem to get a traffic spike on Friday. I wonder what that could be.
They say she was a “nice girl.”
Yea, lots of “nice girls” crash their car at 1:30 in the morning, drunk and stoned. That’s my perfect image of a nice girl.
Other than the stories linked here I haven’t read or seen much about this shooting. Are the race hustlers still working this one in the media out there? Maybe hoping for national coverage?
Is… is that a tranny up there?!
HAHAHAHA!
Lord, the stupid.
And the arrogance – those Congresscritters aren’t subject to ANY of the pain which their constituents are experiencing, because THEY are exempt from Obamacare.
And when their staff members started whining about what was happening to their insurance policies, they gave them an exemption as well.
Unfeeling bastards, every last one of them.
And their constituents seem not to mind, seeing as they keep voting them back into office time after time.
Hmm. Where’s that douche HS?
Does one sow a field or does one sow seeds? Both?
Yep. Post-op tranny.
No, she’s a girl.
Or maybe all the URL links *cough* are just throwing me off.
Morning, children. Drive by .gif
*narrows eyes*
That was actually pretty cool, Pepe.
She had 2 hours to sober up too.
She had 2 hours to sober up too.
$20 says she was still puffing away as she wandered around.
So much for THAT little Trayvon distraction.
*munches popcorn and smirks*
Are there no white wimmens with big tits available for these poats anymore?
She seems rice.
She seems rice.
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Ha!
Ahh, of course:
http://tinyurl.com/lqll9q8
*punts Jimbro*
Comment by scott on November 15, 2013 9:18 am
Big boobs are a scam.
On strippers, yes.
This is a fun little article:
http://thefederalist.com/2013/11/15/what-poker-teaches-us/
junk punt
c*nt punt
cent punt???
Well. I never!
Seriously.
Here, let me pour you a cup…
http://tinyurl.com/k6rwkl6
>>>Well. I never!
Oh come on Cyn. What about that one time, in college, when you had too much to drink at that frat party…..
[…] Via BBF@H2. (That’s probably NSFW, but the rest of this post is). […]
Okay, maybe just that ONE time.
MAYBE.
Hahahahaha
That cumguzzler managed to tie Obama’s utter failure to George Bush. Nice one.
When will that fatass, Oprah, shut her billion dollar hole?
Does she get white, middle class, women made her what she is today? We are so racist she only hangs out with other BLACK BILLIONAIRES WHO MADE THEIR MONEY IN THE USA.
STFU.
This guy just called me out of the blue. Apparently he bought something from a local place a week ago. So he had a whole week to call me and order a freight pick-up, but he waits until 11:00 Friday morning to call me.
Then he’s flabbergasted I can’t drop everything and send the truck to go get it RIGHT NOW. MONDAY TOO LATE. I tell him the truck is in the complete opposite side of the state, and even if we turned it around just for him, which we won’t because it’s not worth the expense for just one little shipment, we probably still couldn’t get the stuff packed & shipped before the carriers pick up today.
He’s all exasperated with me. You gotta be kidding me dude.
I didn’t even ask him how much he’d be willing to pay more for us to make the magic happen. The ones that want you to run your ass off are 98% of the time the same ones who balk at a normal rate.
/vent
back to chemistry book
Ha, Bush’s Katrina response? More like Democrat Mayor and Democrat Governor’s response.
But, that’s already been written off as Bush’s fault, hasn’t it.
/vent
back to chemistry book
Stop looking up ways to dissolve his body.
*fist bumps lauraw*
I can’t decide which is my favorite, the guy who calls at 1015am and wants a painter there RIGHT NOW (when we go to work at 700am and the schedule is set the day before) or the guy who calls at 345pm on Friday (when we close at 4pm) and wants somebody there the next morning.
hotspur, I nicked that from althouse. She did a pretty good write-up about a whole lot of ‘non-parallels’ but I’m sure someone in the comments is going to rub her nose in her contributing to this blight on all of us.
…”I can think of a whole bunch of non-parallels:
1. Bush’s political party didn’t design and enact Hurricane Katrina.
2. Bush didn’t have 5 years to craft his response to the hurricane.
3. Bush didn’t have the power to redesign the hurricane as he designed his response to it.
4. The Republican Bush believed he could not simply bully past the Democratic Mayor of New Orleans and the Democratic Governor of Louisiana and impose a federal solution, but the Democrat Obama and his party in Congress aggressively and voluntarily took over an area of policy that might have been left to the states.
5. The media were ready to slam Bush long and hard for everything — making big scandals out of things that, done by Obama, would have been forgotten a week later (what are the Valerie Plame-level screwups of Obama’s?) — but the media have bent over backwards for years to help make Obama look good and to bury or never even uncover all of his lies and misdeeds.
6. If Bush experienced a disaster like the rollout of Obamacare, the NYT wouldn’t use its front page to remind us of something Bill Clinton did that looked bad………………..”
And she goes on…
I want to know where all these millions who don’t have insurance, are. Where are they? If there was such a dire need, I would think more than 27k would be clamoring.
What is the point of going out there warning people that you have one year reprieve before you are without too?
The New Yorkers are the worst, Bcochran. They live in a world where they can get everything instantly with a few phone calls. They do not understand there is not the same density of options out here in the hinterlands (everywhere else but NYC).
BTW, as we gear up for Secret Santa, you may want to avoid certain companies:
http://www.popehat.com/2013/11/15/new-from-kleargear-free-speech-only-3500-plus-shipping-and-handling/#comment-1153433
I bet Lauraw. The really irritating thing here, those that call and want shit from you, just don’t give a fuck. Oh? You didn’t price that on weekends? Fuck you, that’s when we’re doing it. Oh? You didn’t price staining those two doors? Fuck you, we had to replace them. All your men are on other jobs and can’t be pulled in the middle of the day? Fuck you right in the ass, get them over here to take care of this.
And the worst one about it is our best customer. As in, they give us 100% of their work. And the owner is the type that if you buck him, he’ll drop you in an instant. We’re the only ones he hasn’t replaced in about 15 years. And it’s because we take it up the pooper to keep him happy.
It occurs to me that the bacon-in-everything “craze” is past its expiration point.
My Victory At Sea three-disk set just arrived.
It occurs to me that the bacon-in-everything “craze” is past its expiration point.
SHUN THE HERETIC!
*SHUN*
BOO THAT MAN!!!
*points at clintbird*
Just to prove Oprah right:
http://tinyurl.com/nx2d8nv
I read Big Boob Friday just for the articles
Fred Upton is from my state, and he is an asshole. I do not want the republicans tinkering with Woebamacare. Let the fucking democrats own the whole steaming pile.
Comment by kbdabear on November 15, 2013 12:12 pm
I read Big Boob Friday just for the articles
Where else would we get our weekly dose of chicken-raising, veggie gardening, crossfatting, cover song goodness?
>>>Where else would we get our weekly dose of chicken-raising, veggie gardening, crossfatting, cover song goodness?
Hell?
Where’s Leon? Did he ever kill his chickens?
Mine had stopped laying but now I’m getting a ton.
Where’s Leon? Did he ever kill his chickens?
I think he choked them.
I have to admire the Japanese advancements in sexbot technology
H/S, if Upton’s bill passes pretty much as is, we’re right back to policies being cancelled by Obamacare right before the elections. The thinking is, the Dems will still get the most blame.
Or even better, Obama vetoes it, and Dems won’t override the veto, giving more ammo for the mid-terms.
>>>Where else would we get our weekly dose of chicken-raising, veggie gardening, crossfatting, cover song goodness?
Hell?
Bcoch hasn’t been here long enough to understand the true nature of the H2.
>>>Mine had stopped laying but now I’m getting a ton.
Phrasing
Up until now there have been no republican fingerprints on that fucking law, and until they can repeal it, I prefer it to stay that way.
Oh, I forgot about John Roberts, cumdumpster extraordinaire.
I get your point, H/S. In my thinking, the best (politically, electorally) outcome is the bill not passing.
Comment by bcochran81 on November 15, 2013 12:30 pm
>>>Where else would we get our weekly dose of chicken-raising, veggie gardening, crossfatting, cover song goodness?
Hell?
I didn’t say anything about QotSA.
My chickens were just doing the cutest thing.
Who wants to hear about it?
*leaves for lunch*
QOTSA doing a Black Sabbath Cover.
*leaves for lunch*
Ingrate.
My chickens were just doing the cutest thing.
Who wants to hear about it?
Squats?
Chickens and QOTSA keep me sane in our insane times.
Chickens like to dig little holes in the dirt and lay in them. Not lay eggs. They take dirt baths. I had a bunch of them doing it in my garden. It cracks me up when they do it.
*peeks in*
Is it safe to return?
The Post Office lost 5 BILLION dollars in the last 12 months? WTF?
Is it safe to return?
no
>>>The Post Office lost 5 BILLION dollars in the last 12 months? WTF?
But they’re making up for it in volume.
Is Scott here? I just ate at a Messican place and my dish was called El Gordo Bastardo.
>>>The Post Office lost 5 BILLION dollars in the last 12 months? WTF?
That’s only if you count the months where they didn’t make money.
Renisha shooter is being charged.
Because of the racism, you see. Because if a drunk, stoned WHITE woman appeared at your door at 3:30 in the morning, you probably would invite her in for tea.
It appears that the right is split into two groups, those that agree with me, and those who agree with Wiser.
Rush is about to attack “The Oprah”. lol
Who do I agree with, scott? I’m not sure. I kinda skimmed last night’s debte.
Messicans eat groundhog? Gross.
Me – liberalism gets set way back because of all of this BS
Wiser – liberalism keeps marching on and we are screwed
22LR if anyone needs it at CDNN. If it takes you to the home page click “specials”.
http://www.cdnninvestments.com/
It’s going to take an act of God to save the liberals’ ass on this one. Which would be ironic.
These are some of the names of suspects in today’s crime stories at mlive.com for Ann Arbor:
Dajeon
Joei
Shaquille
Davonte
Avontis
It occurs to me that the bacon-in-everything “craze” is past its expiration point.
The next will be sausage in everything. Specifically chorizo.
I haven’t killed my chickens yet, Car in. I’m giving them as long as it takes to go through 20# more layer feed with their timer lights on.
Sure, it’s a setback. And perhaps we’ll see a swing to the right. But liberalism never, ever stops. It’s based on greed and envy (dressed up as altruism or “social justice”), and those are so much a part of human character, it will always be with us.
Dajeon
Joei
Shaquille
Davonte
Avontis
Mennonites, right?
H/S, if Upton’s bill passes pretty much as is, we’re right back to policies being cancelled by Obamacare right before the elections. The thinking is, the Dems will still get the most blame.
Dana Loesch has been all over this. Upton’s bill will do nothing. It will go to the senate, where they will gut and replace it with Landrieu’s. Sound familiar? And then when it goes back to the house — they have hung it around the GOP’s neck and will shift the blame forthwith.
Not sure what the House could do other than present a ‘Repeal the Whole Damn Toxic Mess’ Act.
Who wants to hear about it?
*raises hand*
But only if presented with chicken pictures.
Dajeon
Joei
Shaquille
Davonte
Avontis
Which mean what?
Most names, throughout the world and cultures, name their kids names that mean something. ‘It ain’t white’ does not pass as a meaning.
Common side effects of Avontis include…
Dajeon
Mustard?
Davonte
Canned pineapple?
But only if presented with chicken pictures.
This is exactly the sort of “line” I never thought we’d cross here.
Most names, throughout the world and cultures, name their kids names that mean something. ‘It ain’t white’ does not pass as a meaning.
Gweneth Paltrow may have been mocked for naming her kid “Apple”, but it’s really no different than naming a kid “Rose” or “Lily” and it’s certainly better than some misspelled abomination.
I have no chicken pictures to share. If Car in starts, I’ll respond in kind.
It’s a rule. Talking about the cuteness of our critters requires pictures. Just like you can’t just talk about that great thing your wife made for dinner last night – you must include the recipe.
“She seems rice.”
I lol’d … very good Mare
+++Shakes leg+++
Since we’re all getting as old as hotspur, here’s a funny an older friend sent me. Don’t bungee jump nekkid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1_W0LCHwK4
Avontis. Foreign – I want this.
Here’s one for Ca rin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE82Gt93UYc
HAHAHA, scott wins the internets.
http://tinyurl.com/nxj4fw7
Don’t bungee jump nekkid.
That sentence is too long. Just don’t. Nekkid or no.
Hotspurquille is just jealous.
HAA…this was the ad I got right before watching that short video for Ca rin – which you gotta watch. NOW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rrmL6zMF_g
Hotspurqueteah.
Hotspursha
D’Hotspurwn.
Hotspurniqua
Hotspurnaenae
Hotspur X
Hahahahahahaha
Don’t make me come in there.
HAHAHAHAHA
Hotspurvon
Hotspurjello
Fitty-Hotspur
had to weed out an ad worm, root and branch. Glad to see the comments back to normal and no more ads on the page!
Professor Fatal Hotspur Pockets
http://www.myrapname.com
Ho’sper
Mine was Smooth Double J. Can’t say I disagree.
Your rap name is:
Trouble J
Word JJ Soul
http://blog.rainveiltech.com/2012/12/08/tsa-red-is-the-bad-color
Nice foreign policy post, xbra-nenetron.
Goddamn, wordquesha is acting the fool today. I can’t stay logged in for some reason.
I’ll cut you motherfuckers up.
“The next will be sausage in everything.”
Now THAT’S a fad I can support!.
Obama is giving money to these guys.
http://dailycaller.com/2013/11/15/notallmuslims-apologize-for-cutting-off-the-wrong-guys-head/
If you like your head, you can keep your head.
There was chorizo in my El Gordo Bastardo. Wasn’t spicy enough, though.
I’m ok with those guys cutting off each other’s heads.
In fact, I find it kind of funny. It all goes back to my theory that all you need to do is blame the guy named Mohammud, you know, the one with the beard, for leering at your wife and it would trigger a full blown war in the ME.
I kinda want to shave my beard, but I fear this:
Chris Hemsworth is a beautiful human specimen. Face and body.
Men in their prime….nothing better.
Go for it Leon, hair grows back.
Teresa T Bomb a.k.a. XL Booty
hair grows back.
Just not always in the same place, or the same color.
I kinda want to shave my beard, but I fear this:
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I shaved recently. I have the same problem.
I’m just shaving my neck this month. . .
Winter is coming. Imma let mine grow out.
So after calling the people Hobbits and his colleagues ‘whacko-birds’, McAsshole said he wants ‘repeal’, on Greta.
http://janmorganmedia.com/2013/11/mccains-epic-flip-flop-obamacare/#ltHKrGPhSSifrqkB.99
All of them need drug and mental competency testing.
Screw McAsshole
Secret Santa is a scam.
Comment by clintbird on November 15, 2013 4:00 pm
“The next will be sausage in everything.”
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Including YOUR MOM!!
Leon, I haven’t been without facial hair in close to a decade. I look like a 15 yr old if I shave.
Not one person went with “Hotspur-gina” What’s wrong with you people?
Secret Santa is a scam.
Sush! We haven’t gotten our free shit out of bcochran81 yet,
>>>We haven’t gotten our free shit out of bcochran81 yet,
Damn. You guessed what I was going to give.
Shut up Barry. Just shut the fuck up!
McCain needs to STFU.
He’s more of an attention whore than his stupid, fat boobed daughter.
~hi guys~
The gall of McCain to say, out loud, that people (ppfffftttt) want him to run again.
Yes, the insane clown posse you call Mom, wife and daughter and that girl lindsey Graham.
Hi, Oso!
Anything interesting happen at work?
Hi oso
This should send shivers down DiT’s spine.
I like Megan Mccain. She’s a sassy girl that isn’t afraid to tell the truth!
Plus I’m pretty sure I could get her to blow me.
Mare, not really. Sony only shipped 800 PS4s to Sam’s Club and Corporate decided to send them to select Clubs. We weren’t selected. I had over 40 calls for PS4s this AM. Yay!
Today is the last day to vote for the Fetal Pain Ban in Albuquerque. My “Catholic” cousins are all posting why they voted “No”. One of my BFFs married his boyfriend today. Dan doesn’t want to go to the reception or buy a gift.
Plus I’m pretty sure I could get her to blow me.
Herpes.
Dan doesn’t want to go to the reception or buy a gift.
In Dan’s defense, I don’t want to go either.
>>>Plus I’m pretty sure I could get her to blow me.
Stick a donut on it and she’d hoover that thing right down.
You people make me sick. And by sick I mean laugh.
Leon, we’ve been friends for 15 years. He’s a feather Indian and it was the fact he dated/married a white guy that caused problems with his family.
“I like Megan Mccain. She’s a sassy girl that isn’t afraid to tell the truth!
Plus I’m pretty sure I could get her to blow me.”
hahah…you’re such a douche, I love you.
If Meg would just become a D-Rat, no one would GAS what she said or thinks. See also Juan McLame.
Megan McCain in the middle of a blow job:
“Wait, I’m going to write down, what you just said for my “single girl’s advice column!” Do you hyphenate “boobs slapping balls?” And how do you spell raunchier?”
Ahhh, this guy actually said this?
http://www.wwtdd.com/2013/11/rob-ford-denies-eating-staffer-pussy-video/
Oso, where have you been and who gave you permission to be there?
Mare, yes. And his approval numbers are going up.
Beasn, I spent Dan’s birthday with him and his family, and I’ve been working. Mare, Dan is the LIV Poster Child and he loves Rob Ford.
“Wait, I’m going to write down, what you just said for my “single girl’s advice column!” Do you hyphenate “boobs slapping balls?” And how do you spell raunchier?”
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Who are you fooling? You damned well that boobs slapping balls doesn’t need a hyphen.
Obama’s attempt at covering his ass over Obamacare:
http://tinyurl.com/qemx4ek
Dan is the LIV Poster Child and he loves Rob Ford.
Why?
He makes him laugh. And Canada.
MJ, that was Megan McCain asking, not me. I do know that there is no hyphen.
Afternoon.
I actually respect Ford’s honesty, however, he sounds like anther arrogant politician who doesn’t think he’ll get into trouble doing stupid crap because of his position.
And his wife must be interesting.
MJ, that was Megan McCain asking, not me. I do know that there is no hyphen.
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Yeah, I realized as soon as I hit the comment button.
Anyway, she’s still a fat white that can’t put together a coherent sentence.
TFG is a pipe-smoking, coke head, choom boy…blame Canada!!!
Today I built seven (7) of these:
http://tinyurl.com/bm49fw2
~hi Jewstin~
Hi Oso. Is Dan making something delicious and nutritious for supper?
We’re having breakfast for dinner. Green chile scrambled eggs. papas, turkey bacon and toast.
This ain’t no party. This ain’t no disco. This ain’t no foolin’ around.
“We’re having breakfast for dinner.”
My personal favorite!
Breakfast for supper sounds tempting.
Hi Mare. Are you making something delicious and nutritious for supper?
>> Stick a donut on it and she’d hoover that thing right down.
You win the internets.
I was gonna say about Obama’s haplessness with his administration, “there’s more finger pointin goin on than Meghan McCain in a donut shop.”
But now I don’t want to.
Dinner or Supper? Discuss.
Dinner is lunch.
Supper is dinner.
something like that.
Sup?
Comida!!!
Turkey bacon is a scam.
Breakfast lunch and supper is correct. Nobody should ever have dinner.
What about second breakfast?
Meh. I’m used to it. Baked bacon. Back in my day, bacon was real and we fried eggs in it! Now, steamed eggs and turkey bacon. (Fingers crossed I don’t react to the eggs)
HS, my doggehs are Hobbitses. They get 2nd breakfast. And Elevenses. No Tea.
Where my wife is from tea is lunch.
Jew, I’m having leftover salmon (with homemade tarter).
My husband can’t tear himself out of the office for dinner out and his office is only 15 feet away from my desk.
tartar
Speaking of food, S is on a diet.
S: I’m trying to lose weight so I’m cutting carbs. No more soda for me.
Me: That’s good. But I’m not sure soda is a source of carbs.
S: Sure it is. It’s CARBonated, right? *looks wise*
Me: . . . Uh. . . Sure. Laying off the soda will help.
I lost 17# just by cutting soda the first month after my Type II DOOMED diagnoses.
Hotspellcheck
Sure it is. It’s CARBonated, right? *looks wise*
BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
well, if it’s sugary soda, yeah
are peanut M&Ms a pre-existing condition?
Only hicks eat dinner for lunch.
I can never remember the difference between supper and dinner. WTF is up with Brunch? Sounds Cali.
Peanut M&Ms?
La ti da.
Diet Dr Pepper (No period) tastes more like regular.
HA HA HA
We can only afford Pea M&Ms.
WTF is up with Movie Size candy? Really? Really? 2.5 servings per box. KMA candy czars! FU. No one, I repeat, NO ONE, makes 2.5 measurements of box candy at the movie. 1/4 of a cup of popcorn can KMA too.
I was going to punch Hotspur in the junk, then I thought, “hey, kill him with kindness” so here, Hotspur:
http://tinyurl.com/k23qcs9
Thanks, Mare.
I have not been in a movie theater since 1998.
You’re welcome.
*punches hotspuraquai in the junk
I’m a sucker for Comic Book movies. I’m already jonesing for the next Xmen movie. Thor is OK (Shut it Cynabons) but I love Loki. IM3 kind of sucked.
Diet Dr Pepper (No period) tastes more like regular.
Damn straight.
Breakfast, dinner, supper (for values south of the Mason-Dixon Line).
Dinner is the noon meal, if at home, with family. Eaten out, it’s lunch.
Supper, if it’s soup. Otherwise, it’s dinner. Unless you had dinner at noon.
What, you hate D.C.? What about Man of Steel?
Hotspur?
Mcpo, the last Superman was good. The one before was teh ghey. I prefer Marvel to DC.
Riddle me this: How come nobody puts “dinner meat” on a sammich?
Breefas, lunch, dinnah. I remember supper, but I don’t know where or when.
Supper is the evening meal, particularly in the South.
“Come git yer supper!” rings out across the land at 6pm.
And “tea” in the English speaking world is NOT lunch. It’s served at 1600h.
Supper is Canadian.
xBrad – Actually, when I lived in Britain, it was at 1500.
I eat 100 tiny gluten-free meals over the course of the day.
MCPO, those fuckin’ Limey’s didn’t know what the fuck they were doing.
See?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_%28meal%29
I drink my meals. YMMV
Carin would have appreciated my supper story. I stopped by Ocharlies for prime rib, sat at the bar, place was packed. Bartender ran out of pilsner glasses, started using tallboys for drafts. I was there for an hour, every single employee that walked up to the bar was told to go get glasses, not one did it for him. He was kind of a dick. Prime rib was good, $20.
Pups, I got a warm glass that fubared my beer and I was Like “Wha?” and the waitress was all “good happy hour” and I was “So a hot glass without warning was OK for you?” FU. I’m more afraid of my freakzillas than I am of random wait staff and their Tiplocity.
Washington Week w/Gwen Ifill = sucking Barry ass.
The key to Obamacare working is getting the website to work.
xBrad – I guess Cambridgeshire in East Anglia is not considered part of England any longer.
Boston fans and Bon Jovi. Two already terrible things that are not improved by being combined.
Gwen Ifill sucks the donkey kong. H8 her.
Sean M, I H8 Boston and Bon Jovi. ❤ U
Washington Week w/Gwen Ifill = sucking Barry ass.
THE HELL YOU SAY
Comment by scott on November 15, 2013 7:38 pm
I have not been in a movie theater since 1998.
Neither has Pee Wee Herman
You would like Boston if you went there. You can walk around without getting killed.
Don’t try to run a marathon though
I don’t even care about coverage any more. I’ve paid for years of HC that didn’t cover my needs. Abortion? Why not? NFP? FU! Oh…PCOS…out of pocket, you loser!!!!
Mare
Well I certainly want McCain to run…
Into traffic
Too soon, Jimbo. Too soon.
If it weren’t for those Tea Party bastards, it would be all Unicorns and Candyland Forever
I do think “dinner = lunch” is a southern thing, but it may have become dated with all this mixing of the northern and southern races.
Texas Jew is Pee Wee?
In the real old south lingo, “cock” meant “pussy’
That was very confusing..
scott
I’ve been to movies since 1998.
For example, my kid made me go see “Beverly Hill Chihuahua” with her.
It was like having someone gouge out your eyeballs with hot pokers.
So solly
http://tinyurl.com/lczrc73
I’m posting a lot tonight becaiuse I’m stuck up here in North Dakota for an entire fucking week
Saw a comment today-
The damn GOP is playing checkers on O’care
But Obama is playing three dimensional Candyland.
North Dakota?! B-r-r-r-r-r-r!
I do think “dinner = lunch” is a southern thing, but it may have become dated with all this mixing of the northern and southern races.
Rural, not southern. My late grandfather grew up on a farm in central Illinois and used the same lingo.
NoDak? Sorry TJ. We can lie about living in the beautiful High Desert.
North Dakota is a scam.
What does Scott say?
Our own Eric Blair gives the “Lightworker” a hand:
From this
http://tinyurl.com/kswuekk
to this
http://tinyurl.com/lwzdywf
“North Dakota is a scam.”
hahahahahah….This place….
Jimbro…from 404 to BangorDaily.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2507492/Maxim-Hometown-Hottie-finalist-Persephanie-Lesperance-arrested-heroin-bust.html
Evening Hostages. Someone tell me something good. It’s Friday night and I feel like hell. So cheer me up.
What Sean said. My farmer uncles called lunch dinner in Indiana.
Did anybody get a picture of anybody else getting out of a car without any underpants on today?
TexasJew, any Northern lights? Seeing the aurora is on my bucket list.
TJ?
Dan?
Bcoch, good news – my dad got a clean bill of health from his cardiologist. Don’t know if the atrial fibrillation was a one-time anomaly or if the Cardizem he’s taking is keeping his heart running smoothly, but the orders are “Keep doing what you’re doing.”
Holy fucking mother of a duck. Some dude is freaking out over at the HQ.
Some asshole posted some garbage in the previous thread and now this guy is losing. his. shit. that ace or some cob hasn’t immediately responded to his screaming to erase the comments.
That’s outstanding Roamy. That is good news.
Dan? Hahaha. Dan is a bigger freak about germs than I am.
Fast forward, Dan’s Mom has had a double mastectomy, 3 bouts of non-Hodgkins, and squamous carcinoma. His dad has had kidney, stomach, prostate, throat, and basal cell carcinoma. Dan has already had a few skin cancers. HC tries to keep him on a “Regular” preventative schedule. Whatever! Thankful that I have 2 cousins that are MDs.
My wife is watching “Just go with it”. It’s making me wish I was watching “Beverly Hills Chihuahua”.
I found “Skyfall” on Netflix.
‘Sup boobs?
Andy is slumming at the H2. Skyfall was meh. Look at DCs ears.
Wth is Just Go With It?
Riddle me this… let’s say Obamacare was a good idea, and should be implemented.
Was it really necessary to force it to run through the federal (or various state) hubs?
Your employer has no problem sending your income tax info to the IRS. You don’t have to sign up for your job through employment.gov.
Wouldn’t a federal mandate for minimal acceptable insurance have worked? Simply buy whatever ins. you want from whatever provider, who then verifies to IRS that you’ve bought it. IRS then could gauge your income and zip code, and shoot back to the insurance provider the subsidy info.
That works brad, unless the goal wasn’t actually insurance coverage. If the goal was control or the expansion of govt power or a stepping stone to single payer….well….
When Wiser arrives in NC, do we all have to translate comments into “Red Neck”?
Some of us are already there oso. I got pretty drunk at the Moron MeetUp back in June. I’ve since been told that my Southern accent got so thick that I was damn near unintelligible.
When I get tired, my Tidewater accent from 40 years ago kicks in. Never mastered a Texas accent. I can get mocha on a dime.
Okay: “Obamacare was a good idea, and should be implemented.”
What? b-rad said we should say it.
Sean, LiFB.
Ears or not, I’d hit it.
His wife says he’s “Dim”
Cockbriefs and de-tails
fffffffuuuuuuuu, what a day.
Xbad,
One of the most harmful aspects of Obamacare was the “Full Time Employment” rules.
Over 50 employees?,
providing healthcare insurance that meets the reqs?,
paying the TAX on it?
Suddenly, MILLIONS of folks are reduced to 29hrs/week, no insurance, and not making enough to live on.
That small aspect alone has done much to spread the pain from the 5% that had no insurance to millions of others, that NOW have no insurance, and can’t make a living with just one job.
The requirements that Anita, at 63, now is covered for pre-natal, post-natal, Birth Control, Pap-smears, and prostate checks, are trivial.
This goat-fuck is killing the economy, just as intended.
Roamy – You wanna see northern lights? Fly to Rekyavik in January.
His wife says he’s “Dim”
I didn’t get the sense from roamy’s “I’d hit it” remark that she was mainly innarested in his mind.
MCPO, I looked at Fairbanks, but the airline tickets are $$$$$$ from HSV. Sister-in-law flew through Reykavik earlier this year, but it was raining.
Went to a huge sushi place tonight in Dickinson ND with my business partner
There were hundreds of people there and a huge line.
Watching oilfield roughnecks use chopsticks was very interesting
Sean is correct.
007 and I
Of course, that’s as likely as Mare hooking up with Henry Cavill.
Or Mare meeting up with anyone, actually.
Ok, back now.
The wife asked my opinion on something and, well, you know. An hour later …
Xbrad, yes, it could’ve been much easier. The way it works in MA is that the insurance companies send you … basically … a healthcare 1099.
Obamacare’s interesting, though, in that they theoretically don’t have the power to regulate the insurance companies like the states do. Yet they were able to set minimum essential benefits, impose medical loss ratio minimums, etc. …
Not sure exactly how, though. I guess all that’s a tax. Or something.
I saw the Northern Lights in Bath, Maine
Well, I’ll be damned…
Can I be Mare’s pool boy?
>> Or Mare meeting up with anyone, actually.
Odds: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V3CfD8TPac
I saw the Northern Lights from Oak Harbor, WA. Well, technically, about 4 miles west along the shoreline.
I–I just don’t know if that’s ever happened before.
Frankly, I’m kinda scared.
Sean doesn’t know shit!
(just evening you out, bro)
For a generation, whenever some Democrat urges a social program, the GOP response will be to simply say “Obamacare.”
Or, “We’ll put Sean in charge.”
At least I’d be honest when telling congress I didn’t know shit.
Huh? Whut? How are Sean and Xbad?
You never did share the links to Zeke pics the other night, Vman.
chop-chop.
I know X I am lame
Did someone say chop-chop?
I put up some Houston pics of the Williams Tower and water feature. Alas No Zeke pics.
Yet I have a few that need posting but I am retarded and lame.
Aw, don’t be so hard on yourself, Zman.
But, yeah, post some Zeke pics or we’ll cut you.
Look, just toss a link to your flikr. We’ll figure it out from there.
on the way but still uploading more skyscraper and window washer pics
I saw this at the ONT
http://sobadsogood.com/2012/11/14/38-of-the-weirdest-unexplainable-images-on-the-internet/
Every single one of those has been used either here or at H1.
‘Cause, I thought I heard your voice.
In a derp, making a choice.
But, no. It was just someone
Who sounded a lot like I remember you do.
slackers
Go back to bed, Scott. Or back to work. Whatever.
I would go for a run, but it’s too cold.
Every single one of those has been used either here or at H1.
This one was new to me. NSFW
http://tinyurl.com/what-the-hell-mare
Morning, Pupster. You want to put up a new poat, or shall I?
You start and I’ll update.
New poat!