Hi, everyone. I’ve been out and about exploring the new home base so I’ve had little time to tell you my wonderful stories about working out, nutrition, hobby chickens, my Obamajob, cross-gardening, or my latest argument with a mentally devoid creature of the left. What have you guys been up to?
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Christina Navratilova is a pretty good tennis player, but I had no idea he was a singer/songwriter. This song was featured in one of the best movies of recent memory, Inglorious Basterds. I didn’t write the song, but I did write the movie. And since I’m lying my pants off, I guess I starred in it and banged my chick co-star in her dressing room. Oh fuck it, why not? I wrote this song for mare cuz it’s about cats or something.
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This week’s model is named Sophie Reade, and as you can probably guess by the weird spelling of her last name is from merry ‘ol England. Stupid English people, always using extra Es in such a scandalous fashion. I think there might be some question as to whether or not Ms. Reade has been enhanced. Please discuss your theory in the comments section. I have supplied the necessary tools for this task. You know, I’ve probably posted her before…
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You know, shit happens? AMIRIGHT? Test Time!!!!!!
1141 – Empress Matilda’s reign as ‘Lady of the English’ ends with Stephen of Blois regaining the title of King of England.
1512 – The ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, painted by Michelangelo, is exhibited to the public for the first time.
1683 – The British crown colony of New York is subdivided into 12 counties.
1790 – Edmund Burke publishes Reflections on the Revolution in France, in which he predicts that the French Revolution will end in a disaster.
1896 – A picture showing the unclad (bare) breasts of a woman appears in National Geographic magazine for the first time.
1959 – Montreal Canadiens goaltender Jacques Plante wears a protective mask for the first time in an NHL game.
1961 – 50,000 women in 60 cities participate in the inaugural Women Strike for Peace (WSP) against nuclear proliferation.
1970 – Club Cinq-Sept fire in Saint-Laurent-du-Pont, France kills 146 young people.
1982 – Honda becomes the first Asian automobile company to produce cars in the United States with the opening of their factory in Marysville, Ohio.
2000 – Serbia joins the United Nations.
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Try to enjoy yourself this weekend. I’ll be painting the stomach of a lovely young lady. It’s an art project. Don’t ask.
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*claps hands together
Ahhhh. The weekend. Just need to get these 6 conference calls done and about 3.5 million tasks.
One of those last links makes me want a kitten.
Ah – the weekend. I get to deliver food for the next four days straight.
*cries
How have you been? Tell me everything.
Tell you everything, when you’ve changed your avatard to that creepy muppet stuff?
I don’t thing so.
Ah, the weekend. Obamajob!
It should change soon, you big giant roast beef sandwich.
Things are fine. I’m still working too much, but Mr Car in is working even more, so it’s bad form to complain.
The store is going great, but we don’t really have anyone who can handle it – thus letting him take time off. Plus, apparently we are acquiring another store, so I’m sure that will mean more time.
I’m hoping to cut back a shift in December. YEA!!! I’m still debating which shift to give up.
Obamajob is one of my favorite new words. It’s hilarious, depressing, and totally true.
There are millions of people working Obamajobs directly as was his design. What a dick.
Laura, we have DSL through AT&T for our wireless internet at home. It costs $51/mo., which is still a shitload of money for what we get, but it at least lets us have Netflix and hi-speed internet for browsing.
For the first 12 months it was $30, so that wasn’t too bad.
I just read the funniest statement of fall 2013:
Listening to MSNBC to learn about politics is like listening to farts to learn about cooking.
Excellent poat MJ. I think my browser almost crashed from having 75 tabs open at one time, but nice work. So, forgive me for missing it, you’re moving to NC?
Yes, I am. Probably on Jan 1, or Feb 1.
I really like it. There were leaves on the trees and they seemed to be other colors than green. Looked like reds and yellows. Apparently they change colors up there. It’s amazing.
And at night it was…what’s the word…cold? I wore something called a jacket. It’s like a shirt, but heavier.
As a Florida kid, I am unfamiliar with those words in that order.
Joking aside, I spent 3 1/2 years in MD *spit* and my in laws live in NC. We go visit them every year at Christmas time for a week or so.
It’s gonna be weird. I don’t know anyone there, and I don’t really work in an office so I’m going to have rely on my charm and good looks to make friends.
Ha!
And the rest of that comment should/would have said “So I’m somewhat familiar with a season beyond Hot and OMG I’m Gonna Die.
so I’m going to have rely on my charm and good looks to make friends.
Feel free to tell them you know me.
She seems fun.
Tea, anyone?
We need a winter meatup, just to make the southerners suffer.
Tea, anyone?
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Hahahahaha. I had forgotten about that. Soooo gross.
Vampire tea bags.
Dammit. I’ve got over 6 hours until I get home. I need a drink. I wanted one last night but had to deny myself due to various things. And holy fuck did I need one last night.
Halloween turned into a shit show. My sister decided to come over. She’s somewhat recently divorced and has a young son and she always gets meh around any sort of activity that normally involves family. So she came over with her kid. Who whined the entire time they trick or treated. Then my wife’s friend decided to come over with her husband and two kids. I hate her eldest. Yeah, I hate a 5 year old. Naughty little shit needs his ass beaten on a regular basis.
I saw Vampire Tea Bags….oh fuck it.
Oh, and just so pupster knows, there’s an underlying cat theme for this post.
SUCK IT.
It’s a chili kind of day today. It’s already on the stove cooking.
Car in, when is the intermediate tri in Michigan? I have one that I’m going to Wisconsin for in August.
Tea, anyone?
Thanks, I’ll pass.
It’s the MOtor City Tri – it’s in June. The date for next summer hasn’t been announced yet. It has four events:
Olympic Triathlon – 1500m swim, 23.8mi bike, 10k run
Sprint Triathlon – 500m swim, 20k bike, 5k run
Olympic Aquabike – 1500m swim, 23.8mi bike
Sprint Aquabike – 500m swim, 20k bike
They say it’s flat and fast. Trainer from my gym has done it. Belle Isle is an Island in the middle of the Detroit River, and it’s just lovelry. It was designed by the same folks who did NYC’s Central Park.
Mass: attended.
Gym: work-out completed.
Pork: being eaten.
Boobs: seen.
November’s off to a good start thus far.
Belle Isle is pretty enough that Detroit almost pawned it to make ends meet, but then decided that they needed it the way the ladies on city council need their nails done.
Olympic Triathlon – 1500m swim, 23.8mi bike, 10k run
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I’ll probably do this one.
I picked up a digital converter box and an antenna and we get 25 channels for free!
FU Cox Cable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy at Radio Shack says they are selling tons of them.
I have heard of Belle Isle, but never went there. Was it done back in the 70’s?
I thought you knew that, scott.
OTA HD is usually better than the cable company supplies, too.
If I filter out the Spanish ones, the kids ones, and the shopping channels, there are about 10.
Does wiser’s music store have an OTA TV channel? If not, why not?
That’s the one I’d want to do MJ. It may take me a while, though. LOL. I just thought it would be a nice “first” tri. I think the bike is two laps of the island – which should actually be a very loverly ride.
I think that will be my first olympic tri. I’m not going to try to blow it out or anything. That’s a long way so I’ll just try to finish.
How do I ship a bike cheaply?
Oh, I’m wrong. It’s 4 laps. Still, the island scenery is varied, and the views of the water, and the ships.
LOL, no clue.
I need Mr Car in to get my bike in shape. And I’ll have to do spinning things over the winter.
*cries
Just do more CrossFat. You don’t need anything else, it alone is the true path that will make you superhuman.
It’s only 10 hours or so. I’ll probably drive.
How do I ship a bike cheaply?
Ride it there.
Is a tri like a threesome?
Disassemble the bike as much as you can. Remove at least one wheel and both pedals. Pack it very well. Bikes are one of the most durable things that are constantly getting damaged in shipping because people don’t pack them well enough.
If you suck at this, do not hire a bike store to pack it for you. They suck at this even worse. It’s not exactly a bad thing for them when your bike gets broken. Go ahead and ask them for a free empty bike box or hit their dumpster. They’re throwing them out all the time.
Just do your level best. Use as much foam padding as you can and don’t let there be empty space in the box for the pedals and other parts to fly up and around and smash into things when the box gets overturned. Fill ‘er up all the way to the top so you have to press the flaps shut to tape them.
There is no such thing as ‘this side up’ in shipping. That gets written on boxes to make people in warehouses giggle.
If you can get it in a box under 48 inches long (you have to remove both wheels to make this happen), you can ship it Greyhound. They are usually cheaper (depending on distance) than common carriers for large items because they don’t charge an oversize fee. And their handling is gentler because your carton goes in the belly of a bus, once. It never tumbles down several conveyor belts nor does it get shot into the back of a truck by a guy with an overhand like a cannon.
So.
One thing I like to do with bikes is wrap them in foam wrap, zip-tie the extra parts (pedals, bag of nuts/ hardware, the wheels, maybe a piece of the handlebar) to the frame, turn the handlebars so they present a flattened profile, and then shrinkwrap the living Hell out of the whole package so nothing moves. Then drop that cocoon into a carton with 2 inches of padding on all six sides.
I should probably get a bike again some day.
so they present a flattened profile, and then shrinkwrap the living Hell out of the whole package so nothing moves. Then drop that cocoon into a carton with 2 inches of padding on all six sides.
Sounds exactly like that packing job you did when you sent me that spare hobo.
Sounds exactly like that packing job you did when you sent me that spare hobo.
When you have a system that works, you stick with it.
Sounds exactly like that packing job you did when you sent me that spare hobo.
Did she cut off one leg first?
650 million for a website that doesn’t work.
330 million people in the country.
We are a very wealthy country with very stupid/lefty people in charge.
Pathetic.
Did she cut off one leg first?
No, just dislocated some joints so things would bend right.
Is there really such a thing as a ‘spare’ hobo?
How do I ship a bike cheaply?
Don’t you mean trike?
Thanks laura.
I didn’t think about the bike shop angle. Every time I bring it in for service the guy says, “that looks pretty good for such an old bike.”
I’ve had it for five years.
Is there really such a thing as a ‘spare’ hobo?
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Well sort of. If I’m going to make a lot of stock I tend to use a whole hobo which is kind of a spare.
WTF, bikes don’t even have engines. A good one should last forever assuming you replace the parts that decompose or deform and keep it lubed.
The above is also true for spouses.
Ah, when is dinner arriving?
http://tinyurl.com/lygkje9
Is there really such a thing as a ‘spare’ hobo?
Sure. With the ObamaConomy in full swing, lots of extra street people.
What’s for dinner mare?
xbradtc, Hotspur posted that yesterday….I don’t care, l like the commercial but just giving you a heads up before you have to hear the inevitable, “THAT’S OLD, DOUCHE!!”
I made baked fajitas last night and they were delicious. I had mine over salad, my husband used tortillas.
Tonight if I can bother to get out of workout clothes (probability 14%), we’ll go someplace lame and have something uninteresting.
This is kind of nice (short too):
http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/11/01/Thank-You-Stranger?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
Hey, MJ, I’m at your backdoor:
http://tinyurl.com/pc5hp88
Thanks for the head’s up, Mare. I don’t usually click Hotspur’s links.
Good day, people who are still barfing up vodka and candy.
MOOOOMMM! Sean has hacked into my webcam again!!1!
MOOOOMMM! Sean has hacked into my webcam again!!1!
Sean works for the local school board?
Tonight if I can bother to get out of workout clothes (probability 14%), we’ll go someplace lame and have something uninteresting.
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Hahahahaha. So true.
I think I’m going to do pasta with garlic, onion, tomato, and artichoke.
Maybe a little butter and white wine.
Me at work today:
What do you mean, “again”?
L to R, Mare, MJ:
Sounds excellent, MJ.
Costco sells (for about $10) chicken picatta that is very good. Artichokes that aren’t mushy, tangy capers, fresh tomatoes and a garlic butter sauce that is great on its own.
You get 4 pieces and it can be microwaved in it’s own shrink pack in about 6 minutes.
Enquiring minds want to know.
Shooting at LAX.
L to R: H2, IB
hahahaha….that’s hilarious, MJ.
Shooting at LAX.
So that was you?
Oh wait, you meant there WAS a shooting at LAX, not that you are currently engaged in said activity.
Got it.
Breaking news! Roku kicks ass!
Add Netflix for $7.99 and you get unlimited movies and tons of TV.
I just saved $1000 a year.
SCREW YOU COX CABLE.
L to R: H2, IB
Planking, you’re doing it wrong.
I have an old Roku box bought after an Instapundit recommendation. I’m thinking of getting a newer one that does more stuff. They are a good device.
Right wing extremist(s) suspected in shooting at LAX.
You heard it from me first.
Tea Partier?
I haven’t paid for cable at my new place yet. They’ve forgotten to bill me for it.
Tea Party, KKK, NeoNazis, Militia, Paramilitary – it’s all the same.
Off-duty TSA agent? Hot air .
Workplace violence.
Scott, if you have Amazon Prime, and if you don’t you should, you get a ton more free movies. Also Roku offers a bunch of other free movie sites. I’ve had it for about a year. Works great.
CBS says feds deny he was current or former TSA
Another major league goat fucker bit it today:
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/11/01/drone-strike-in-pakistan-kills-head-pakistan-taliban-security-sources-say/
Is it just me, or does something major, newsbreaking, distracting something else seem to happen EVERY single time our Marxist-in-Chief appears to be on the ropes??
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/oct/31/obama-no-show-gettysburg-150th-anniversary-fete/
Anyone who thinks reparations are a good idea can go screw themselves, hard, with that barbed deal of Satan’s.
http://tinyurl.com/mvvyvlr
Another major league goat fucker bit it today:
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/11/01/drone-strike-in-pakistan-kills-head-pakistan-taliban-security-sources-say/
Feel good story of the day.
Worky worky.
If I lived closer I’d come over and let you bring me food. I’m a good tipper.
“Just the tip… honest!”
Clintbird, XBrad has flung Teh CatToy to Poland again. These folks over here are laughing at us!! (And I got Great News today, won’t have to go back to Brazil until December!!)
4 bags of cashews and some string cheese would be nice.
“Just the tip… honest!”
“Its a TRAP!!!”- Admiral Akbar
A bird just flew by my head in the garage at full speed and smashed its head on the window.
Il est mort.
Dinner at Jimbro’s! Oh…Wait…
I’ll put him in the freezer. Otherwise he’s going to be worm food.
Please keep Pupster away from it!! Thank you!! (You Never Know Where He Has Been!!) Later, Y’all!
Do not venture into strange litter boxes, Sox.
Seems like sage advice for everybody, not just Sox.
Local news is interviewing people at the grocery store asking them how the food stamp reduction will hurt them.
Everyone they interviewed was fat.
Dang it. I take 10 minutes to eat lunch and miss my kitty.
😦
Dance little sister, dance!
Wow. That was fast. I ordered a new hard drive Wednesday night, standard shipping, and it just got here via USPS.
//shocked face fer realz
Of course, now I have to wait days and days until the HDD caddy arrives.
Get shitfaced first. That should make it interesting.
SOX!!!
*waves toward the distance*
No way, Hotspur. I’m not risking losing all this porn!
Do you have any naked pictures of Cyn?
Who doesn’t?
Good point.
I sort of like the idea that you’re supposed to be able to live on SUPPLEMENTAL assistance.
I’d like a supplemental beer with my bloody mary. And by supplemental I mean a keg.
Who doesn’t?
HA!
It’s a good thing I love you iceholes.
It’s hard to live on 95% of what someone else was buying for me yesterday.
Of my 4000 calorie per day diet, I will have to cut it back to 3800.
Starvation awaits.
*reduces mare’s commenting by 5%
That was for them to stimulate the economy.
Why didn’t Obama ask seniors to help too? I bet they would have taken a 5% raise too.
You’re gonna have to buy Hydrox instead of Oreos?!!?! Oh noes!
So HotBride is the CEO of a local Co-op. In addition to all sorts of hippie food, they also sell normal kinds of groceries, you know, gluten free crap and fresh produce, etc. But the hobos come in and buy milk with their EBTs, then take it out front, pour it into a planter, or storm drain, then come back in to get the bottle deposit – $1.50 each. This then gives them the cash to go buy cigarettes and booze.
Pretty common scam
http://bangordailynews.com/2013/02/20/news/state/new-rules-will-penalize-snap-recipients-for-water-dumping/
Why would you be able to buy bottled water with a SNAP card?
It comes out of the faucet.
It also has no nutritional value.
It also has no nutritional value.
It lacks calories, sure, but it is sort of an omninutrient in that nothing bio happens without it.
Anybody looking for a really good laugh? It comes at my expense.
I’m not sure MJ. My role in the system is only “Taxpayer”. Also known variously as Rube or Sucka
Spill it B.
Racist.
It lacks calories, sure, but it is sort of an omninutrient in that nothing bio happens without it.
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Well maybe we can get them oxygen tanks too.
My eldest daughter dances on the company dance team. Practice on Fridays. I go pick up the youngest after work so the wife doesn’t have to entertain her during practice.
The owner of the studio was there today and confirmed my commitment for……*sigh*….the Dad Dance performance at the Winter Recital. I was informed that practice will be every Thursday night at 730.
“*reduces mare’s commenting by 5%”
Son of a bitch!! Is this Bush’s fault?
Do you still have your college tutu?
http://dailycaller.com/2013/11/01/navy-seals-ordered-to-remove-dont-tread-on-me-navy-jack-from-uniforms/
So what if “don’t tread on me” is associated with “terrorist groups” (the tea party) are they worried that Seals will not act in the interest of the Country and go rogue? That’s ridiculous.
I bought you this sweatshirt, bcoch:
http://is.gd/vUjfNg
http://tinyurl.com/br8dtb4
True thing: I did not click on MJ’s sweatshirt thing before posting that link.
I will set you ablaze MJ.
Watch the last play
http://wabi.tv/play-of-the-week/
BOOM!
He’s already flaming, b-cock.
True thing: I did not click on MJ’s sweatshirt thing before posting that link.
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Heh. That’s awesome.
So who’s doing the Twerking Thorsday Dance Party Poats?
The owner of the studio was there today and confirmed my commitment for……*sigh*….the Dad Dance performance at the Winter Recital.
Afternoon.
Didn’t get to recommend this on the music thread the other day, but I kinda like it.
Today I built six (6) of these:
http://tinyurl.com/bm49fw2
“He’s already flaming, b-cock.”
HAHAH
Watch the last play
Another tragic school shooting.
FWIW, I don’t see members of the MFM breathlessly reporting on how our families’ “Food Benefits” get “cut” each time that gas prices rise.
Or when families’ health insurance costs rise $400/month.
None of the MFM talks about OUR families having to do with less.
Forgive me if I don’t feel any sympathy for these poor moochers when they get $10 less of MY money each month.
Thas raycis.
(And before you deny that it’s raycis, know that the denial is just more damning proof of your raycism.)
She seems nice boobs.
Who wants to see Ender’s Game with me tomorrow?
*spits watermelon seeds at Sean*
Me, jewstin!
Although I know they are gonna mess it up.
Wanna go to the Thor 3-movie marathon on Thursday afternoon, Jay? It’ll be at the Movie Tavern, so you can have lunch, dinner, and adult beverages brought to your seat all afternoon/evening.
I’m expecting a very good action film. If they don’t mess that up I’ll be satisfied.
*reports Teresa to SPLC*
Wanna go to the Thor 3-movie marathon on Thursday afternoon, Jay? It’ll be at the Movie Tavern, so you can have lunch, dinner, and adult beverages brought to your seat all afternoon/evening.
There used to be a place like that in St. Augustine. Run down hellhole though. And they were like the only place in town that actually carded.
There was a theater in Pullman, WA where I went to college.
Brew and View.
Ran over a nail on the way from work, taking my friend to the dealership to pick up his car which was getting serviced today, Tire flat just as I was pulling in.
Service guys drag a hydraulic floor jack, put on the spare and I’m rolling in five minutes. Not sweaty, not grimy and without tore up work clothes.
I guess a good thing takes the edge off a bad thing. WIN
In St. Aug it was called Potbelly’s.
And something for the Hostages: A local sports anchor in Idaho went full Burgundy for Halloween.
There used to be one in Oakland that we’d go to when I lived up in Berkeley. Good sammiches and available couch seating, too.
Heh.
Where’s Mare? MARE! The skanks have parted ways.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2483741/Courtney-Stodden-19-Doug-Hutchison-53-split-years-marriage.html
This is my shocked vagina.
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Aw, if
those two crazy kidsthat one crazy kid and that one creepy older guy can’t make it…My hairy white butt that chick is 19.
She looks rough for any age. Ain’t no way she’s 19. I’m not saying I wouldn’t see how many bullwhips she could take, I’m just saying she’s not 19.
Courtney Stodden or Paris Hilton.
You have to tap one.
Choose.
Go.
How many condoms do I get?
Stodden. She’s had a lot less time to accumulate diseases.
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5650761472/hC5493590/
Yeah, I’m with Sean. Stodden because tits and I know Paris has spent most of her adult life on her back, I only suspect Stodden has.
“This is my shocked vagina.
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hahaha…good one, MJ.
beasnsnsnsn….Aren’t they just the most repulsive people ever? She used his, “I was the disgusting creep in the Green Mile and I married someone who is SAYING they are 17 in order to attention whore myself above the Kardashians and Hiltons.”
GROSS.
Stodden by proxy. I pick the old guy.
Fuuuu, my comment was eaten.
The girl had decent boobs before – C cup and then when the dumbass turned 18, she bought a pair of DDs. They look horrible and purple ’cause she went too big for how they placed them.
Fake, fake, fake, everything about her is fake. Nasty bleached hair, lip injections. Thing is, underneath the fake, she has a pretty face. Until she does duck lips, which you want to smack right off her face. And then smack her mother for promoting slutdom.
I’m not sure who I dislike more, her or her pervy husband. (I would say horny but they went into couples therapy because she wanted ‘more’ and he couldn’t. Heh.)
To be fair, he also had an incredibly minor role on Lost.
‘minimal makeup’
Paris at least has a ton of money to mooch off of.
Probably running interference for the botched Obamacare rollout. Those DD’s are weapons of mass distraction. There should be rumors of a sextape anytime now.
Seeing as how ‘artificial’ the girl is, Doug didn’t do much for his own appearance. He looked like a sack of potatoes and dressed like a slob.
Even Soros keeps chicks around for a decade or two. (He’s 82, on his third wife, and a 30 something year old lover is suing him for promised goodies- *barfs*)
Oh wait…his is bigger. Poor small walleted Doug.
Paris at least has a ton of money to mooch off of.
Didn’t grandpa cut her out of the will?
Yup. Found it. When gramps dies, 97% of his fortune goes to charity.
Bcock, that’s actually one of the things I like about Paris. She’s filthy rich, but most of it, she earned it. Or at least, was paid it, as opposed to mere inheritance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOrD5kqyov0
You’re welcome.
here was a theater in Pullman, WA where I went to college.
Brew and View.
One of my fond memories from growing up was when my father and stepmother would take the family to the Baghdad in Portland. Pizza and a movie. Too bad I never went back when I was old enough to buy a beer.
I don’t know the Paris Hilton story.
Not asking, just making a statement.
Courtney Stodden in…..Girls and Corpses?
I don’t even know what to say.
NSFW
http://tinyurl.com/kkkfq5q
http://tinyurl.com/kq9uzm7
What. A. Whore.
Did anybody cause anybody else’s souffle to fall today?
Mare’s gonna outlive us all.
http://elitedaily.com/news/world/big-butt-healthy-butt-study-says-women-big-butts-healthier/
http://imgur.com/0wjp1
Correct, Jimbro!
I saw Grandpa Charity open for The Church in 83 at the Metro.
This caught my eye at jimbro’s link. But for the opposite reason.
http://imgur.com/gallery/UTVRF
New babies, best feeling in the world.
I am now into Robert Plant, he has been a busy mofo while I have not been looking.
I am heading downtown tomorrow for more pictures/exploring Houston. They blew up a Macy’s a few weeks ago. I saw the pile of rubble a day late and a dollar short as is my want.
wont
/hotspur
Thanks Dave I stand corrected.
I’m kind of a dick.. ask around.
Missed ya a few weeks ago big guy. I’m glad work is workin out for you.
They blew up a Macy’s a few weeks ago.
Inside job. http://www.macystruth.com
>>>I’m kind of a dick.. ask around.
Nooooooooooooooooo…………..
No I have met you Dave.
And Seans link is busted
I blew up a Macy’s in Reno just to watch it fly.
I’m kind of a dick.. ask around.
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You are what you eat.
And Seans link is busted
THEY shut it down. We must be getting close. Too close.
I know bro.. StL
The truth is out there.
Mare plays Risk?
DiT is a dick? Who knew?
Oh.
Right.
blerg
http://tinyurl.com/Michael-comes-out-of-retiremen t
Somebody is giving compos a run for his money…
http://jalopnik.com/this-is-the-most-embarrassing-plane-pooping-story-ever-1456846301/@tcraggs22
Car in, work went well we can assume?
I M back from Obamajob.
What did I miss?
She might have starved.
Bcoch,
Someone is shitting on you at AoS because you’re commenting here?
How far do they think they’re gonna get?
Dumbass…
/Red
Work was good. Money was good. So glad I get to do it again tomorrow.
Which Hostage is this?
MJ?
Way to spot, Leon.
Bcoch,
Someone is shitting on you at AoS because you’re commenting here?
How far do they think they’re gonna get?
Dumbass…
/Red
Really? Fuck em. I give a shit.
This calls for a dance-off.
I processed several SNAP/EBT purchases today worth hundreds of $$$$. I didn’t notice the reduction. RANT: Once a food item leaves the Club, if it is returned, we have to defect it out. We aren’t allowed to resell. We can’t donate. There are churches that overbuy and return food items. Even when we tell them the items are going to be thrown…they don’t care! I H8 them.
This calls for a dance-off.
Did you not see my post above?
Watching Colors right now on broadcast teevee. Still a decent flick, but dated as hell.
The number of white gangbangers is also fucking hilarious.
*tap tap* Hello? Anybody left out there?
*tap tap*
Tap class is two doors down.
Feel free to comment when you get your tap shoes off.
I don’t tap. I freestyle.
That’s cool.
I feel bad about H8N SNAP users, but so far, I’m not seeing the working poor. Woman the other day, had 5 SNAP accounts.
I’m starting to H8 the SSDI peeps, too. There’s a reason why I spend so much time in Prayer.
I just want to say that UHC for WalMart sucks way more than BCBS for WalMart. I’m losing ALL my Drs. Even my cousin’s group isn’t taking UHC. She’ll work something out to get around it. Dan has a skin cancer follow up in 2 mos and thanks to ACA, her group has dropped UHC. I dropped my 401k matching plan with Sam’s today. I need every $ I can get from my Obamajob.
You take my derp and give me your friendship.
I’ll take my time and send you my slow reply.
Give me an inch and I’ll make the best of it.
Take all you want and leave all the rest to die.
There’s a powerlifting meet about 12 miles away from me, starting at 9. I was going to go if it was raining (it just stopped), but I feel about as social Mare this morning.
Oh, just GO Leon.
Wakey wakey.
I have a shit-tonne to do* before work but I’m gonna do my best to make it to crackfat at 9:30.
*like, right now, I have to drink the cup of coffee
So – last night I get this party. Bill was over $400. It was basically my entire night. – (well, over half of my sales for the night).
And their credit card was decline.
Aside from personal worry, I absolutely HATE having to go back and attempt to tell the person that – discretely, etc HATE.
It was a work party, and the boss/division head. I dunno. Lots of phone calls were made the credit card company, and finally another card was phoned-in for me.
I also managed to fail at making coffee. Like, brown water and coffee grounds everywhere. I can’t be trusted with driving a car.
I’m going to re-try coffee and do my fence tear-down today while it’s dry. Then cocktails and college foosball.
How the fuck can you be a NO-GO at making coffee?
Leon, or should I say LeAnn, turn in your balls to the security desk on your way out.
I was wiping out the carafe area before putting it into the coffeemaker, as some water had spilled there. Then I started it brewing. Carafe was still sitting on the counter. The safety made sure no coffee exited the spigot until the carafe was in place — with the assumption being that you’ll be putting there soon.
It all sort of piled up in the grounds and flowed randomly out of the machine like a fountain at Hate House.
I also saw another opossum next to the woodpile when I got home last night. Today would be a good day to buy a trap and some bait.
*I* have never done that, of course. But that’s a fucking mess to clean up. You have to disassemble practically the whole coffeemaker to clean it up.
/saw it in a movie once.
I managed to get it tidied up pretty quickly. Mostly a mopping up job. The machine’s reservoir was amenable to a quick rinse.
I’m surprised Scott doesn’t have a scrapbook of all the ways I have fucked up making coffee.
My favorite is neglecting to check if the carafe is empty first. The nice thing about this method is that even though there is mopping involved, you still get a full pot of (somewhat lukewarm) coffee out of it.
Good morning. Called out from my Obamajob today. Back spasms. I did that stupid thing yesterday where you take Advil for back pain and then because you feel good, you do things you shouldn’t do.
Is it a back spasm, or is your twin suffering for epilepsy?
Bow chicka bow wow.
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Heating pad and wine, Laura.
Hah. If I weren’t afraid it might hurt, I would so shake my fist at you.
*sigh*
Oh well. At least I can check out Roku and find out what all this fuss about Archer is about.
And do more reading in my scintillating chem textbook.
Bit early for wine, xbrad.
Though I have often wondered about those people who used to come into my store high or drunk in the middle of the day.
Who gets drunk at 1 pm on a Wednesday? Who are these people?
Second attempt succeeded.
*Dumps wheelbarrowload of Nobel Peace Prizes on Leon’s shoes*
good job, man
Who gets drunk at 1 pm on a Wednesday? Who are these people?
Same people who comment on old poats.
>>>Who gets drunk at 1 pm on a Wednesday? Who are these people?
DON’T YOU JUDGE ME!!!!!