Herro, and welcum to another addition of the smartester post of the weak. It’s MF friday ya’ll, and that means bad music, stoopid gifs, and big heavy hanging bags of fun.
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I didn’t right this song for Tool, but they’re a favourite of today’s model. And no, it’s not Car in. She would never pose for a portrait with a purple dildo or anything so demeaning as that.
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Nikki Simms, or as most of you smut mongers probably know her, Next Door Nikki, was one of the first girls smart enough to be used by an older man to start an amateur style, pay by the month website. The interesting thing about her site is that she never actually gets nekkid, kind of. Extensive research of Tittyweb Jenkins has informed me that the 29 year old took off her top on Jerry Springer, but that’s about it. The closest you’re going to get to seeing her splendid, DD sweater puppies includes at the minimum, a mesh shirt. Eh, whatevs. Please put down the Jergens and give a round of applause to internet smut pioneer——Nikki Simms!!!!!!!! Eleventy.
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It’s time to get schooled, bishes:
- 1519 – Portuguese navigator Ferdinand Magellan left Spain to find a route to the Spice Islands of Indonesia.
- 1870 – The Papal States came under the control of Italian troops, leading to the unification of Italy.
- 1884 – The Equal Rights Party was formed in San Francisco, CA.
- 1946 – WNBT-TV in New York became the first station to promote a motion picture; scenes from “The Jolson Story” were shown.
- 1953 – Jimmy Stewart debuted on the radio western “The Six Shooter” on NBC.
- 1955 – “You’ll Never Be Rich” premiered on CBS-TV. The name was changed less than two months later to “The Phil Silvers Show.”
- 1963 – U.S. President John F. Kennedy proposed a joint U.S.-Soviet expedition to the moon in a speech to the U.N. General Assembly.
- 1977 – The first of the “boat people” arrived in San Francisco from Southeast Asia under a new U.S. resettlement program.
- 1991 – U.N. weapons inspectors left for Iraq in a renewed search for Iraqi weapons of mass destruction.
- 1995 – The U.S. House of Representatives voted to drop the national speed limit.
Okay, you passed the test, so you get moar Nik-kay tit-tays.
Big weekend planned for me; howse about you?
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She really does look like the girl next door.
Not a tucker.
Nice job emjay.
TWERKQUAKE!
Not the girl next door:
Good news, Scott. Obama is helping you out again.
http://dailycaller.com/2013/09/19/home-depot-sends-20000-employees-into-obamacare/
Imgur seems a little wonky this morning.
Also coffee is ready.
Also also I like that tool song, although I lose interest after 3 minutes.
OK.
http://theattackmachine.wordpress.com/2013/09/20/bible-verses-and-lies-how-democrats-fight-for-government-handouts/
Psych!
Ha Ha Awwwwww Nice surprise.
Psych!
Wait What? Booooo.
Not the girl next door:
http://i.minus.com/ibuE3izbQe6ieq.gif
That’s some serious PMS.
Definitely not enough chocolate.
Great post, MJ. Round of applause and western were hilarious.
This was 10% MJ and 96% Cyn.
Thanks, sexy slitch.
*picture of lazy college senior meme, since my MacDouche is fuxxored.
Yes, nice job, MJ.
Don’t know what WordPress did this time. Thumbs up/down are gone, but I can like a poat again.
Happy to help out in a pinch, you fukksize ghey slacker.
I meant to add this to the poat last night to reflect the “collaboration”: http://is.gd/i3u5BJ
Slitch?
Roamy, are you running AdBlock Plus? If so, that will jig-out the up/down thumbs; just add wordpress.com to the ABP whitelist tab.
*whitelist*
Rayciss
Heh, Detroit joke from the sidebar in case anyone missed it:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9d9_1379486141
She seems nice.
My favorite part? “It’s time to get schooled.”
So, what should I do now? Wedding isn’t until tomorrow .
Boob girl has nice taste in music. Unlike the rest of you hosefockers.
Relax and enjoy your time away from the restaurant. Is the weather good Carin?
No, mare. It’s freakin hot. Why do people live here?
http://bostonherald.com/inside_track/the_inside_track/2013/09/it_s_time_to_face_up_to_rumors_john_kerry
Very nice –
“Round of applause” had me laughing so hard I was crying 😛
Comment by Pupster on September 20, 2013 8:10 am
Not a tucker.
Nice job emjay.
They’re all tuckers. The world is nothing but tuckers.
Niceness
http://1x.com/photo/56370/all:user:127388
Anyone know a website (Xbradtc…Scott) where I can watch Breaking Bad for free?
Okay, I’ll come down and cool you off, Carin:
http://tinyurl.com/ml362dl
I say this a lot after frequenting here:
http://tinyurl.com/lod8etb
Mare, give me a few minutes to work on your request. It’s an easy question, but tech challenged people like you need more than just a simple link.
You are correct, xbradtc.
Mare, check your aol.
Who the fuck still uses aol?
I thought I killed my computer last night.
Spent an hour trying to fix it and found the problem. I accidentally hit F11.
F11 is very bad.
xbrad, that is an email for crap. It gets all the spam like penis enhancement emails, secret diet secrets, and questions about vaginal mesh.
I have other emails.
Smooooooch. (for xbradtc)
Well, People of Walmart has finally posted my picture:
http://tinyurl.com/p7odc43
F11 is very necessary for developer types. In Visual Studio, at least.
One of the football links installed some sort of sweetpacks malware and at the same time I must have hit F11.
Between the two I was sure I was infected with something bad.
Answered, Mare.
I use F11 to get the lock out screen on my COW at work.
*COW=Computer On Wheels.
True story: An obese patient thought someone was talking about her when they mentioned a COW. The suits said COW will henceforth be a Mobile Workstation. Pfft….like that’s gonna happen.
Hey, Jimbro, did you see that link I left last night on over-medicating?
COW
Ha Ha Ha! Stoopid Eavesdropping People are Stoopid.
Sweetpacks is an easy one to get, and it’s a pain in the butt.
Thanks, xbradtc, one last question.
Replied.
Or… Mare, for a nominal payment, I’ll burn you a disc and send it to you. It will just take a while.
*scans computer at once*
Thanks xbradtc, very much, you are not the douche that Cyn says you are in her secret emails.
Thanks Mare. You’re not the slitch Cyn says you are in her secret emails.
CYN!!!!!!!!!
I read that story and coincidentally had seen that report earlier on CBS following local news, XB.
My thoughts: It’s a tragedy for this man and his family. It’s widespread and will only get worse. Telling service members “we got your back” and then actually following through are two different things.As the report and article say, it’s easier to prescribe another pill or up the dose than to break things down to their individual components and explore other solutions.
Although they didn’t list all of the meds Spc.Scott McDonald received other than scrolling them on the screen, what I did see was a list of sedating meds a mile long. His complaint was back pain. Back pain may or may not be treatable by surgery and even then the results are not guaranteed. Treating back pain by adding more and more medication is a losing proposition. Sometimes you have to have a difficult conversation and just say no to more pills. Most people will accept that and a few will doctor shop till they hit paydirt.
As far as taking a med “holiday” as the author suggests I’d say it’s a pretty common practice that parents tell me they do for their children. I don’t know whether their prescribing doctor allows it but if it’s not for a medication that they absolutely need I’m not going to rat them out.
Brief overview of the terms tolerance, addiction and habituation:
http://armymedical.tpub.com/md0913/md09130099.htm
In my own practice I’ve treated patients who were on staggering amounts of narcotics on a daily basis just to “function”. When you do surgery they need more on top of that.
On a personal note, my youngest boy’s dad was following the same path of doctor assisted addiction and couldn’t get clean. He ended up putting a bullet in his head which put to rest his mother’s fear that our boy would discover him cold and dead one morning when he was over there for the weekend.
Hey homosapiens, IB is actually gonna hit the Five Million today.
I wonder if anyone’s told them that WerdPuss blows their blog into a memory hole when that happens.
Such a tragedy, Jimbro, but I’m glad that biodad was at least sane enough to do it w/out the boy there.
I can recall my grandmother refusing narcotics because she was always saving them for when she really needed them. She never did use them by the time she passed.
“I wonder if anyone’s told them that WerdPuss blows their blog into a memory hole when that happens.”
Huh? Why do that?
Mare: *cough*joke*cough*
Thanks, Jimbro, and I’m sorry to hear about that.
I’m generally averse to just about any medication, especially painkillers for any but the most short term reasons.
Cyn, KNOCK IT OFF! WordPress is still making me sign in every comment. And now as an added bonus the sign in box shows up after the comment has been added.
If we are going to waste billions on a POS “stimulus” I was always hoping that a few hundred million would go to making our Vet hospitals state of the art….which they should be. And of course that goes for the psych/meds/transition part of it.
WordPress is still making me sign in every comment.
OMG how maddening.
WerdPuss hates Apple products! Or you.
Chronic usage is what puts you behind the 8-ball. Short term use is appropriate. Over the years my narcotic prescribing has decreased dramatically and I spend more time talking about other ways to relieve pain. Maine, like many other places, is drowning in narcotic addiction. At any time our peds floor has 2 or 3 newborns there for withdrawal protocols. The babies hang out at the nurse’s station while mom is off getting her methadone and swinging by the nail place to get her tips fixed. If I think about it too much I get angry so I just smile and make funny noises for the babies while scritching their big Buddha bellies.
Before my stay in the hospital I hadn’t had any pain meds, not even aspirin, in over 20 years.
Hey, how come I don’t get Cyn’s secret emails?
Even when I broke my foot.
“At any time our peds floor has 2 or 3 newborns there for withdrawal protocols.”
That makes me sick.
I’m not one for drugs of any kind either. Maybe I should be.
Stuff that people take regularly seems to ruin the kidneys and liver. But if you’re in pain, there is a measured trade off.
So you don’t find out about H7, Michael.
Happy Birthday!
Fodder for a future Mare’s Musings
http://tinyurl.com/n2foe82
Hey, jimbro, you coming down for the Big E this year? The wife and I are going next Friday.
Happy Nearly Million Michael!
I’ve never gone, I may go to the local hippie fair nearby. It’s called the Common Ground Fair and it’s a lot of fun to people watch. The food is good and they do all the crops and animals. Endless homemade crafts to look at and maybe buy.
And for the non-New Englanders, the Big E is the 6 New England states State Fair. It is an absolute blast, and worth a visit if you are every in Central Mass in Mid-September (runs for 2 weeks/3 weekends).
When I was assigned to a med hold unit, we routinly has a problem with soldiers and prescription drugs. Heavy duty narcotics were being taken like Pez. The worst part was that there was nothing that we could do. Trying to control their access didn’t work, because that would have required a storage area with significant security. Meanwhile, the docs at the hospital were continually under pressure to “treat the pain” in the short term. Telling a soldier that he’s going to be hurting for the rest of his life and that he needs to focus on pain management and therapy was likely to get a congressional complaint. So instead they handed out stronger and stronger narcotics and anti-depressives and whatever else they though might work.
Comment by Cyn on September 20, 2013 11:22 am
Hey homosapiens, IB is actually gonna hit the Five Million today.
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*visits IB hopes for a big prize for being the 5,000,000th clicker*
You need to go at least once, jimbro. There is almost no more entertaining way to blow some money than wandering around the fair. Every kind of food and baubles from Sham-Wows to custom leather shops, to log cabin dealers.
Gulp, Jimbro.
I try to keep my self destructive behavior to myself. I wish others were so inclined.
If I did that to my child, and I had to watch them go through withdraw I’d do the world and my child a favor and kill myself. Some desperate couple would love to have that baby.
My daughter had sever diaper rash from cheap diapers I felt horribly and racked with guilt for awhile.
You’ve won, pepe! You get a weekend visit from Michael and Rosetta.
(Make sure your homeowner’s insurance is paid up.)
Fuuuuuu………..
Well, 41 hits to go when I checked in at IB
**reaches for Purell**
Well, there is a lot of space at Pepe’s to “get lost” in, right?
I went to the Big E once. On that particular day the park must have had twice the number of people that it was designed to hold.
I couldn’t wait to get out and I have never been back.
Second prize: 2 weekend visits from Michael and Rosetta!!
Must have been a weekend day, scott – it can get pretty crowded those days (another reason why it runs three weekends now – use to be just two). Last year had one day where over 100,000 attended in one day.
I am OK in crowds, but when they start to restrict my movement I get claustrophobic.
I think I went on a weekend after a solid week of rain AD.
It was insane.
Tomorrow marks the 75th anniversary of the 1938 New England hurricane. Over 600 dead – my folks and grandparents use to talk about it. We had some old chicken coops out back that got tossed around in the storm (80 miles inland) – they never did bother to move them back.
With the increased population and urbanization today, an identical storm would rival Katrina in damage.
It was insane.
I bet. Try again on a Monday during the day. We always go on a Friday, get there early, and leave around dark as the crowd really starts to swarm in for the night.
Sooooo, what’s up?
>>>Sooooo, what’s up?
Nikki’s diamond cutter nips for two things
HI RICH!
Greetings, dirty pillow enthusiasts.
“Nikki’s diamond cutter nips for two things”
…and that’s what I’m here for. Good job not posting any tuckers or walruses, MJ. Atleast not this week.
Obamajob 1:30-10:30….. BOOOOOOO
HI CYN-A-BONBONS!!!
Huzzah!!
The 5 million mark has been achieved!
Thanks for coming over, guys.
Really really awesome, Geoff. 🙂
Heard this on the way home this morning, and I dig it…
Hey! How did you know I was eating bonbons?!
They have a fun sound, Sean.
I am really really into The Neighbourhood right now; here’s one of my fav tunes (I really like the sound on this one), but I don’t think I’ve heard a bad tune from them yet:
SFW: http://youtu.be/bRfMwoIizTQ
NSFW/Save for a quiet moment alone later: http://youtu.be/LVqGRJLEj28
“Hey! How did you know I was eating bonbons?!”
Your closets are very organized my dear. And quite comfortable.
I liked that, Cyn. And I liked it even better the second time.
Wow Cyn. That last vid was smokin’. Except for the whole drowning thing which was creepy.But still really hot. I’ll be in my bunk.
Shorter version of second video:
http://tinyurl.com/l36rnnh
nsfw-ish
That last vid was smokin’
I know right!
I found all of the songs the band has ever done (they’re really new) and d/l’d the videos from youtube to flip to MP3 for listening. I was doing some work and hit play in my realplayer and happened to see that video and went whoooooaaaaa. Then I locked my office door.
The lead singer has a great voice; nice showcase piece:
Oh, Laura?
http://tinyurl.com/ln6cqq6
Killed it? Wait; you guys have that video on auto-replay.
I’m waiting for my happy/private time to watch it.
http://assets.amuniversal.com/674de76003da01311e77001dd8b71c47
I wish I was sitting on a stool, milking a cow and simultaneously feeding a cat. But no, I have to be on this blog.
LIFE ISN’T FAIR!
Comment by xbradtc on September 20, 2013 1:38 pm
I’m waiting for my happy/private time to watch it
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Psychiatrist to kids…..
“Show me where Uncle X touched the chicken…………and the lamb……..and the pony?????
Hey Jimbro,
If I take two Alieve in the morining and two more before I go to bed on a daily basis, will my liver go all David Crosby on me? My right hip has been killing me lately and I’m trying to get by best I can.
That video makes me have a bad case of Tight Pants Syndrome.
That’s actually the name of a StL band.
PG, I’m not a doc but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express.
I like this site a bunch:
http://www.drugs.com/pro/naproxen-tablets.html
Liver is where Aleve is metabolized, but watch out for your tummy or you’ll get bad joo joo. Also, man-up and go see a doctor.
I’ve evidently got an iron gut and intestines. I’ve abused them pretty badly at times and haven’t suffered the consequences. If I went to see a doc he might want to sugerate me and I can’t afford to be off my feet right now.
Gosh, I’ve been at the beach all day . The bar is too far away, sadly. I bet it’s 40 feet,
MJ did all that triathlon training just so he could run that far for you.
Two otc Aleve twice daily is the same as the prescription dose. NSAID’s are funny, there can be an idiosyncratic reaction from just one dose or after weeks/months of therapy. Short term is okay but long term would make me concerned. And, Cyn’s right: See a bone doctor and tell him no surgery if he can avoid it. Until they put you under you have the right to say no.
Until they put you under you have the right to say no.
Yeah, but they have all those nurses to hold your arms down while they get the restraints on you, and the mask on.
Not again!
Gosh, I’ve been at the beach all day . The bar is too far away, sadly. I bet it’s 40 feet,
Did you remember to wear sunscreen?
Oh, yeah…that doesn’t apply to judge ordered electroconsulvive therapy
http://tinyurl.com/avgtbhr
Those feet ain’t gonna amputate themselves, J’ames.
I just do one naproxen sodium in the morning and one at night.
It’s as effective as ibuprofen, for me, which is to say hardly at all.
Makes me more of a grouchy-old-fart than I’d normally be.
So it goes…
HA! Cyn, that’s exactly how I look when I read the news in the morning.
Someone bring Carin a drink.
I’m under a cabana . Duh .
I’m under a cabana . Duh .
Well someone is all fancy…
Pics Carin? Show us what you’re looking toward.
The picture of shirtless Putin with “Mommy I’m scared” Obama on the back of the horse is really excellent.
I have never gotten one of these…
Comment by Cyn on September 20, 2013 4:32 pm
I have never gotten one of these…
How about an “I’m sorry for the accidental anal” cheesecake?
My colon is still making with the angry, so I came home early.
Now I get to do my homework and add to the torment.
Don’t look at Jimbro’s amputations made easy homework, leon. It’ll get worse.
How about an “I’m sorry for the accidental anal” cheesecake?
Heh heh of course not!
Wait, I mean yes!
Well hell.
Sorry you’re feeling poopy, Leon. Eat easy for a few days; i.e. do not eat half a cow.
http://is.gd/7KPOlx
Less graphic homework. From Iowa!
http://now.uiowa.edu/2013/09/ui-researchers-back-braces-are-effective
Half a cow would be easy eating, Cyn. I really don’t have a clue what caused this. I haven’t eaten anything unusual at all. Must have been those store-bought eggs.
Worst part is that I’m starving in addition to being afraid to eat.
BRAT diet works well. Good luck and feel better soon.
Jimbro, my dad had mild scoliosis as a kid, and sure enough, a back brace solved it for him.
His legs are strong, Mrs. Gump…
Aw, man, brats would be awesome about now.
Contemporary kids cry when they’re forced to wear a brace.
It actually clouded up for a bit. I was nearly chilled when I got out of the salt water lagoon. You’ll be happy to know things picked back up pretty quickly.
Does that bathing suit make your ass look fat?
MJ was asking.
I don’t think Car in can really judge that for herself. She should send us photos so we can helpfully inform her.
I can’t believe MJ didn’t meet Car in at the airport to help her with her bags.
Hmm, I do believe this is the place Car in is staying at:
http://www.oceanreef.com/
May need to call and order her a cabana boy.
Boo. Hiss. It’s Friday.
Swanky
Holy crap! That place has it’s own private airport!
http://www.oceanreef.com/Community/Private-Airport-1345.html
I’m on my way Car in!
Lunch is over, back to work.
Afternoon.
Today I built ten (10) of these:
http://tinyurl.com/lgod5xh
I coordinated synergistically today.
My soul is empty.
Cheer up Leon.
Comment by Hotspur on September 20, 2013 5:45 pm
Does that bathing suit make your ass look fat?
MJ was asking.
She forgot her bathing suit, remember.
iPhone 5C arrived today. After dinner I will complete the cult initiation.
Comment by phat on September 20, 2013 7:24 pm
iPhone 5C arrived today. After dinner I will complete the cult initiation.
Buy knee socks?
Mare approves.
http://i.imgur.com/nnqHKaM.gif?2
Is there a ‘how to cut yourself’ app?
Comment by phat on September 20, 2013 7:31 pm
Is there a ‘how to cut yourself’ app?
They’re starting to slide Tylenol off the shelves
I understand the toxicity issues, but it’s apparantly the only OTC pain reliever that doesn’t increase bleeding
What would you do for a cow-face bar?
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7807391232/h8F7C2371/
*hides*
Much like our brilliant President are you guys just trying to mess with me?
http://tinyurl.com/pwfqvg7
Why, Mare.. I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Son of bitching kitten!!
Did anybody get embarrassed when they waved back at anybody else only to realize that the other person’s wave was meant for someone else entirely today?
Laughing my ass off at Obama reminding Congress that their job is to pass a budget, even though it’s really not funny, is it. Someone tell Harry Reid.
Roamy, stop laughing, that is your President and he’s brilliant, … he thinks in a strategic way in how to get something done … and he’s completely eloquent. And people are just trying to mess with him and he is a baller, and shakes his groove thing and is better at everything than anyone he has on his administration and plays 6 dimensional chess and rides bikes and stuff.
And what are you Roamy? A mother with two smart kids, a happy marriage and a rocket scientist, how can you compete with the genius that is our President. Don’t forget, he’s a community organizer.
Sheesh.
Yeah, and if I step out of line again, some shit-for-brains in Sacramento will wish bad things on my kids.
Up to page 4. I haven’t focused on anything like this in years, not even in grad school. It’s like giving myself a root canal.
Allen Brauer is a pig and evidently resigned, HOWEVER, there will be another dem who proclaims republicans have a war on women who will be just as sleazy.
Mare, this is very important.
Leon, what are you talking about?
Are you writing some sort of novel, Leon? Is this to confess all your sins at once?? No, no; you have to save some for confessional down the road.
Ah, Cyn, that kitten NEEDS me. I need to cuddle with it and be its mother.
Just saying.
Oh is this about Leon becoming a practicing Catholic?
I will pray for you Leon. You and your wife (don’t know her name but will call her Mrs. Leon in my prayers.).
*nods*
I know, Mare; I know. Plus I could hear your BP ramping up from here.
Maybe Leon is having a catharsis.
What’s better for that: Aleve or Extra-Strength Tylenol??
(kidding of course; you go ahead and get it all out)
Wait, I don’t know Leon’s real name either.
Son of….
C’mon Cyn…let’s dance!
You too, Mare.
Let’s do this, Pups!
http://i.imgur.com/iqtxf.jpg?1
I know Leon’s real name from LinkedIn, but I keep forgetting it’s him, so I see some update and think, “Who’s that?”
Quick Pupster! Flip on my webcam feed!
Beyond ridiculous:
http://www.blackfive.net/main/2013/09/photo-colorado-flood-us-army-rescue-pilot-issued-parking-ticketfor-his-helicopter.html
Leon, what are you talking about?
I’m writing my petition for nullity. It’s sorta cathartic. Not super-much-so, but sorta. I went through all of this years ago when I divorced and let all my anguish go after I had the decree in hand.
Mare, my real name is Zoltan the Adequate.
I know Leon’s real name from LinkedIn, but I keep forgetting it’s him, so I see some update and think, “Who’s that?”
I should really add a picture.
Stolen from Theo Spark:
Stolen from Theo Spark
HA! Perfect.
TFG the JEF
Squeee!
Now, you flip on my webcam feed!
http://tinyurl.com/mx2mtjq
Mare, my real name is Zoltan the Adequate.
Are you related to a guy named Fred the Adequate-Lipschitz?
Chrispy, that Blackfive/Blackhawk bit is… oh, God, I don’t know what to say. Maybe…. let all of Colorado go fuck itself?
The comments over on Reddit say it’s a joke. There’s no court date on the bottom of the ticket and no section codes for the violations. I wouldn’t put it past some gov’t doofus to actually do that.
Are you related to a guy named Fred the Adequate-Lipschitz?
Not by blood.
Petition for Nullity sounds like a mathematics thesis
Roamy, I think you’re right that it’s a joke, but it wouldn’t surprise me. The bureaucratic imperative in some is strong…
Xbrad,
MANY years ago, while I was at Ft. Carson, I thought that Colorado was one of the most beautiful places on earth. I actually thought about pulling up my NorthWet roots and moving there.
They have been Californicated, and are beyond hope.
Let them drown in their own liberalness…
ChrisP
My fellow oil people up in Colorado are going apeshit about the idiots now running that state
A lot of them are moving up to Wyoming, which is a great business state and even over to South Dakota, which is the most pro-business state in the nation ( and my personal favorite)
Not surprisingly, @allanbrauer has resigned. Go read his tweets. I couldn’t believe it when I saw them coming across my feed.
http://www.fireandreamitchell.com/2013/09/20/allan-brauer-resigns-death-wishes-amanda-carpenter-kids/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+FireAndreaMitchell+%28Fire+Andrea+Mitchell!+Exposing+Liberal+bias+cause+the+MSM+doesn%27t+have+to.%29
Alan Brauer is gay and married to some guy
Someone sure was bitchy this morning!
I couldn’t believe it when I saw them coming across my feed.
Heh. Good one.
I am enjoying this beverage this evening
http://www.cincovodka.com/
Even though it is made in San Antonio it is quite good
Seriously, I thought i had picked up a spoof feed.
Brauer really hates those damn breeders and their kids
Alan Brauer
I missed some news today it seems, and I am pretty sure I’m glad I did.
Pupster! Check the feed right now! Stat!
Roamy, Reddit is now an authoritative source, like FaceChimp?
When I’ve been ticketed, and that happened a lot in my younger days, to get a court date you went to the counter where you would pay the fine, announce that you would appeal, and you would be assigned a court-date.
What ever. I thought it was humorous. That’s why I commented it here.
Mea Culpa…
If I had my druthers I would live in Wyoming. i am happy and well paid in Texas, but the Dakotas look real nice as well
I was offered a job in Missoula Mt I really wanted 30 days after I moved to Texas.
They moved the closing on my house up to Monday. I found out today. I had to pay extra to fed ex a check. Bastards are bleeding me every chance they get. Frack real estate brokers and attorneys that suck the life out of you.
I kicked all kinds of ass tonight.
We don’t talk about Fight Club, scott.
Good Job Scott
How many hours of your life did you trade for the opportunity of ass kicking?
They moved the closing on my house up to Monday. I found out today.
At least it’s almost done and over with and out of your hair. That’s a good thing, Zman.
ChrisP, when the source says he’s a cop, then yes, I would consider him an authority on tickets.
And seriously, I can see some IQ of 50 meter maid doing that. I thought the “sign the union agreement or you can’t fix our power” right after Hurricane Sandy was a joke, but that was real.
with link to pic of where helicopter landed
I’m impressed.
http://tinyurl.com/kw4xdzy
Cyn, here’s your source for all your Allan Brauer news. Seriously, he was calling people “cumrag” which, hello??? Only on H2!
http://xbradtc.com/2013/09/20/bold-prediction-friday/
Cumrag?!
Oooo that’s actually a good one.
I opened yesterday at 5 AM and closed tonight at 10:30.
Both were 8 hour days.
I am off all weekend but we have a shitload of trinkets to pack up and more coming in next week.
Looks like Michael got new furniture for the party.
http://tinyurl.com/ngtp7rp
You going, Pups?
I opened yesterday at 5 AM and closed tonight at 10:30.
Uuuff, makes for very long and wonky days, Scott.
I stoled that to taunt dave on Facechimp, Puppeh.
(He’s a-skeert of the ‘giners.)
It’s strange Cyn. My whole concept of time has been tossed out the window.
Weekends no longer exist.
Night is between midnight and 4 AM.
Lunch is anywhere between 9 AM and 7 PM.
I will put up with this shit for 4 years. That’s it.
Will it be your turn to go to school then?
Six pages. Done. With the first draft, anyhow.
I don’t know how Scott isn’t psychotic as his avatard with that schedule.
I’ve really enjoyed all the Obots at work getting their new “Full Time” schedules.
I can`t make it to Dallas.
I had to work 15 minutes raking the yard.
Beer me!
I found my niche. With another income, and no tuition, we’ll kick ass.
One of the reasons for me going to Home Depot was insurance.
They just dumped that for all part timers because of Obamacare.
I think Pupster, the W’s, and some others need to embrace long term unemployment, and come to Dallas. Have you SEEN the overpasses there? That’s prime accomodations!
Aw, jeez, Pups, that’s the saddest part of that movie.
They just dumped that for all part timers because of Obamacare.
Fucking O-care.
We got an email not long ago that started out discussing this crap and I sucked in my breath waiting… but our insurance will not change. For now at least.
Fucking Cardinals!
Convinced that Mujica is Spanish for Isringhausen.
Extra innings to the two worst teams in the NL? Yeah, we’re fucked.
I sang karaoke tonight. I’m not proud of my actions, But that’s what happens when you stay at swanky joint and drink with your cousin.
I have to be on a boat, snorkeling in 8 hours. This “living the life” shit is demanding.
Stupid Cards! Augh!!!! Love/h8 with September baseball. Mostly h8. Dodgers, RedSux, and Braves…soon to be Cards clinching.
The goat was being a dick tonight.
I waved a hammer at him and told him I knew some Filipinos, and that settled him down.
Hahaha I love Peej’s goat story. G’night H2. Doubleback schedule and Vet follow up in the AM.
I have to be on a boat, snorkeling in 8 hours.
Technically, you have to get off the boat to snorkel.
Unlike all you cumrags, I’ve met Mare.
http://tinyurl.com/mj6osxl
That’s the most realistic one of those horse masks I’ve seen yet.
Fuck you, Sean, I wasn’t wearing a mask!
Dale eradicated rabid possums.
Good morning all!
Out the door for a fun filled Saturday: broken wrist, elbow and then tibia. 36 hours of call left.
Quick run. Gonna try to catch the sunrise.
It’s still hot.
What island is Carin on?
I know places and things she should do while in the keys. Other than the Duval crawl of course
I’m on key largo, but stuck inside a gated community. I’m learning how the .01% live.
I wish I knew how to post pictures from my phone because this place is amazing.
I’ll poat them if you wanna email the pictures to me, cArin.
pupstersez at yahoodotcom
Good morning, cool kids.
New poat!
I’d need to figure out how to email . I never bothered to set that up on my phone.