Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
I picked this song just because I liked it and Osita will say it’s an earworm.
I have a few requests from the Hostagettes, so enjoy.
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and last but not least.
As you can see, I’m out of words for today. Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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**checks to make sure it’s not decaf in the pot**
I’ll take the last but not least one.
Want the uncropped pic of him, Carin?
huh. You tell me. Do I want it?lol.
Nummy!!!
LOL. Check your email, but make sure the kids aren’t looking over your shoulder.
Check your email, Cyn.
Roamy loves us so much Cyn.
First man to comment on HHD is teh ghey.
**rethinks that
Damn!
Squeeeeee!
CHECKING!!1!
Oh yes; she loves us a lot.
*emails Roamy 10,000 points to be used only on pool boys*
I’m glad Tushar got here first.
Hi Gabe!
This shameless objectifying of men has got to stop.
Women only ever see men as objects or beasts of burden. It’s their way. They cannot see us as equals. I blame feminism.
This shameless objectifying of men has got to stop.
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!
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No.
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Objectify THIS!
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http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/dc-politics/obama-to-use-dc-taxation-without-representation-license-plates/2013/01/15/f91b09ac-5f5b-11e2-9940-6fc488f3fecd_story.html
Besdies, I think there is a large population in DC that are represented w/o taxation anyway.
I’m used to being objectified. Everywhere I go the ladies damn near swoon for me.*
*Inside inside inside inside joke.
Hi, Leon! I was just lurking, so Tushar could speak up first.
All women want is to have men barefoot, bare chested, outdoors hauling lumber. I demand equality.
Oh, and my eyes are up here. Stop looking at my paunch with that disgusted look.
Hi Gabe!
Hauling lumber barefooted is a really, really bad idea.
http://danieljmitchell.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/atf.jpg?w=500&h=230
Yes. This.
Pllffft. No one knows what women really want.
I wanna play ball with last-but-not-least guy.
I don’t have to take anyone food today.
YEA ME!!!!
Where’s Dave?
Should I call him?
I hate you guys so very much.
*peruses recipes to mention
*considers talking about diet
*eats gluten straight from box
*wonders if it’s too early to open a box of wine
*watches Carin babble with casual disinterest*
*turns up h8ty h8ty metal music and plays with voodoo doll that has a strange bulge on its back.
You fockers are going to make me clean on my day off, aren’t you.
WHERE is that whore Mare?
Women don’t even know what they want, except to be treated like a princess.
I’m listening to the Doors now, people. THE DOORS.
See what you’ve driven me to?
(man this is a good song)
How drunk/stoned was he when he recorded LA Woman?
Hi car in.
I’ll have a house salad with O/V. 86 the croutons.
I need to clean the floor and mats in my laundry room, but the better part of that is going to have to wait until Spring.
Well, I digalittledowaboutanhourago
tookalookarounseewhichwaydawindblow
Also — if your avatard is accurate — the beard looks good, Gabe.
I’ll have a house salad with O/V. 86 the croutons.
Would you like to try our balsamic?
, I digalittledowaboutanhourago
tookalookarounseewhichwaydawindblow
ha ha haaa
I’ll have a house salad with O/V. 86 the croutons.
*misunderstands and gives MJ 86 croutons on his salad, which litter the floor, making a path from the kitchen to his table, as I try to deliver.
Enjoy!
Well, I guess my work here is done.
One of these days I’m going to do LA Woman in a karaoke bar with the voice of Elmer Fudd.
♫Are you a wucky wittle wady in the city of white?♪
^^^^^ba haaa haaa haaa …
Who’s turn is it to abuse the new guy”
Psst Carin is he a new guy?
Thanks, Leon. I figured if I wasn’t gonna grow hair on my head anymore, I might as well grow some on my face.
*shines head with a towel*
I can relate.
Nawww, Mitchell is old skool. Used to be Enas Yorl before he started knitting and got all uppitty.
Why I asked Pups
*Looks for memo*
Crochet Pups. I’m a hooker not a needler.
Can we not talk about cottage textile manufacture? I thought this was a Smart Poop Blog.
Good morning, good people!
Why I asked Pups
*Looks for memo*
It’s filed under “S” for “Shit to know” V-man.
Would you like to try our balsamic?
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No thanks. I’ll just have what I ordered TYVM.
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No thanks. I’ll just have what I ordered TYVM.
Oh. So you’re going to be one of those kinds of guests.
*hands off table to the new girl.
Good luck getting your food.
The picture of Obama on Drudge, what a hoot, he looks like a moron.
Carin, I’ll try the balsamic.
Wait, are we talking about food?
Crochet Pups. I’m a hooker not a needler.
See what I mean? Uppity.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/slideshow/ALeqM5igDsuOteX72yMwlKo9ASZw_1zYXQ?docId=8a6f7bef38304879b5841cc1d2d232d8&index=0
Well. By all means. Such wisdom in our children. How can we be such fools not to follow their sage advice?
*cries
White House releasing letters from children, yes, because the administration’s argument is so sound they need to use shleppy emotional tugs. Which never work on rational people.
I LOVE the headline on this:
http://therealrevo.com/blog/?p=92053
From the mouths of BABES, Mare.
Why do you refuse to accept the recommendations to national policy – the obvious answers that even CHILDREN can acknowledge.
Here’s some more pearls of wisdom for you – http://www.kalimunro.com/learned_in_kindergarten.html
It’s all so very simple.
I’m taking bets that there’s at least one kid in a wheel chair or with a visible scar.
Maybe a kid missing an eye or something.
*solves world problems by extrapolating those simple directives into “Sophisticated adult terms”.
*waits for nobel.
I’m taking bets that there’s at least one kid in a wheel chair or with a visible scar.
I’m gonna go with coke-bottle glasses and a broken appendage. Make that a ‘minority’ too.
So NY is really safe now. Good to know.
The only thing kids are good for is child labor.
Maybe that kid with the coke bottle glasses can run the sewing machine, he can probably sew a straight line.
Regardless, I will not be watching. In fact, other than local morning show crapnews, I’ve been news-free this week. I figure I should start twitching from the withdrawals by tomorrow, but I just cannot stand TFG.
What in the world is that picture of Bill and Hillary about on Drudge?
Oh, and The History Channel during the day… it actually shows historical shit and not that pawn cajun bbq crap! I know!!!
What in the world is that picture of Bill and Hillary about on Drudge?
You’re taunting me, aren’t you.
“I’m listening to the Doors now, people. THE DOORS. See what you’ve driven me to? (man this is a good song) How drunk/stoned was he when he recorded LA Woman?”
FINALLY, Carin has started to come to her senses.
The gun laws will make no difference in violence, they’ll just hurt some manufacturers, and further erode our rights. Much like the TSA, everybody knows it’s all bullshit, but we’re saddled with it anyway. I think the government is massively underestimating the resistance on the gun issue.
Greg @CajunConservatv
Can’t blame the kids for writing letters, they don’t teach history or the Constitution in school anymore.
I think the government is massively underestimating the resistance on the gun issue.
Agreed Pepe.
Not long after Sandy Hook, the hubby and I were talking about the knee-jerk BS that was about to come, including rights erosion. My 11 y.o. begged us to run out at once to buy more ammo and firearms. *sniffs and wipes away a proud tear*
Brainstorming Session: White House, January 15th, 2013.
Item 1: Check with Justice Department to find out if it legal to display corpses of children for press conference.
Item 2: Order flowers to cover smell in case corpses are deemed legal.
Item 3: Replace all references to corpses in Teleprompter with, ‘Involuntary Assault Weapon Gun Violence Victims.’
Item 4: Make sure PBO knows that corpses are pronounced CORPS-ES, not CORES, just in case.
Item 5: Dress corpses in Obama for President merchandise leftover from the campaign.
Item 6: Place at least one corpse in a wheelchair.
Item 7: Label corpses with proper racial identification. Do not want to offend constituents by leaving out any groups.
Item 8: Label one corpse as gay, or prevented from growing up gay. Either or, just make sure it is identified as gay.
Item 9: Call Harry Reid if no suitable child corpses can be found. He’ll know where to find some.
Now I wish we’d have listened to him.
#8 & #9 – HAHAHA! No shit hunh.
PBO ???
item 10: insure that NONE of the dead children were killed by an illegally obtained gun, or died from your typical inner-city bs violence. WRONG MESSAGE. DOn’t care about this.
item 11: go out and kill a few kids with legal gun, in case enough props cannot be found.
HA! Good one, MJ!
My favorite part? Number 9.
President Barack Obama.
item 12: DOUBLE check that none of the props were killed with a legal gun, while in the middle of committing a crime.
item 13: see how we can insert Trayvon Martin into the presser.
item 12: make sure the actors portraying the parents of said corpses are within view and have ample access to onion juice
Thanks MJ
Trayvon Martin
HAHA!
PBO-TFG
item 13: see how we can insert Trayvon Martin into the presser.
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Hahahahahahhahahahaha.
If he mentions Trayvon I’ll come to Lapeer and run a race of your choosing.
Complete coincidence:
http://www.miamiherald.com/2013/01/16/3184914/trayvon-martins-mother-calls-for.html
“- The mother of Trayon Martin, along with state lawmakers, plan to hold a news conference on Wednesday morning to decry the state’s controversial Stand Your Ground law and demand that the Florida Legislature repeal it.”
If he mentions Trayvon I’ll come to Lapeer and run a race of your choosing.
Ha ha ha … you know, he may and then I’m gonna hold you to that.
Cool.
I can feel MJ sweating already.
If he didn’t think of it (or his speechwriters) they should be fired.
How late is TFG going to be to his presser today?
23 minutes
The radio station I listen to hates TFG, so I doubt they’ll play his conference bs.
And I don’t watch tv at all during the day.
Oh, crap. They’re playing it.
He’s reading parts of his prop’s letters.
He thinks we’re all fucking STUPID.
Ga.
We can’t put this off any longer.
I’m joining the NRA right now during his presser.
1-universal background check
2 -10 round limit per magazine, assault rifle weapon ban.
The majority of Americans agree with us.
ANd now he’s invoking Ronald Reagan.
3- punish those who buy guns with intent to sell to criminals.
The mother of Trayon Martin, along with state lawmakers, plan to hold a news conference on Wednesday morning to decry the state’s controversial Stand Your Ground law and demand that the Florida Legislature repeal it.”
Typical. Everytime the mother is interviewed after their special thug child is murdered during a drug deal, burglary, robbery…it wasn’t his fault..it was the po-lice….racism….he was such a good father, my baby bought diapers for his baby-mamas.
Ya’ll should shut yo mouf, and have cash at the ready when their babies break in to your home, to prevent needless killing (except if he has to do it to you).
Common sense measures that have the support of the American people.
So far, Trayon hasn’t been mentioned.
MJ may not have to travel to Lapeer.
Ca rin is a masochist.
I cannot hear that f*cker talk without wanting to smash something.
It’s kinda interesting, because he’s saying if we stand up and demand it, we can make things change.
I agree. But I don’t think we’re talking about the same thing.
Robert Stacy McCain@rsmccain
NRA “fringe”? More than 4 milllion members, added 250K members in past month. @JoeNBC audience? 565,000. Math is hard!
DrewM @DrewMTips
RT: @charlescwcooke: The appeal to majoritarianism when discussing individual liberties is particularly galling.
HA! Excellent point!!
“… For Trayvon … ”
come ON Obama. You can do it.
No Trayvon. His corpse power was all used up.
Obama’s 23 Executive orders:
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/01/16/list-executive-actions-obama-plans-to-take-as-part-anti-gun-violence-plan/
Sorry, these are executive “actions”.
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He probably knew bringing Trayvon up would have given the NRA even more members.
This was all political theater as were the 23 executive actions.
Well, that’s over now that its up to congress.
Debt ceiling FTW!!!!
Molon Labe, you cheap Chicago thug!
There are a mess of corpses in Mexico he can use. Maybe a border patrol agent too.
Why didn’t he mention violent movies and video games?
I guess they contribute more to Dems than gun owners.
#12 Nominate an ATF director. Can you say asleep at the wheel?
14. Issue a Presidential Memorandum directing the Centers for Disease Control to research the causes and prevention of gun violence.
Owning a gun is a disease. Riiiiiight
I love Joe Biden. He’s a total boob.
When Obama introduces the parents of a dead child he points at them and grins like a weirdo.
I just can’t believe we had to hear about how dumb Sarah Palin was while Joe “it’s impossible for me not to put my foot in my mouth and I love to lie about my accomplishments” Biden is standing there with a barely functioning intellect.
The Reclusive Leftist describes Biden as Joe the talking donkey Biden.
Your children are not important. Not as important as Barack Obama’s children. Thus spake Matthew Yglesias.
Or rather, thus twatted.
That shadow you see is an Iron Curtain descending upon the Nation Below Canada. We might mark this as the day when rule by decree eclipsed ruled by representative democracy.
He’s as dumb as his audience. It’s perfect.
The fuck is an “Executive Action”?
I should move to a first-world country like Canada. I hear good things, and Nadia G lives there.
Leon – Good luck and remember to tell them you’re a political refugee from a muslim country. Otherwise, you are S.O.L.
The fuck is an “Executive Action”?
Obama sitting on his ass telling you what to do.
I have valuable skills and a great love for maple syrup, I’m sure I can get an immigrant visa.
Failing that, I suppose I can tell them I’m from Dearbornistan.
Get a sex change, Leon, and they will accept you as a protected minority.
I just found this in a drawer I was cleaning. I printed out a comment at Ace’s that spoke to me:
“The fact of the matter is that Obama had a terrible record and ran a lazy, lackluster, lifeless, small-ball, petty, mean spirited campaign…and he won.
He’s a classless, arrogant, no-account, lying cretin. He’s never accomplished shit. And he beat a smart, good looking family man who has an impressive list of credentials and proven success.
What’s this say about America? I can’t believe this is who we are, but there you have it.”
Posted by Warden, November 07, 2012.
Get a sex change, Leon, and they will accept you as a protected minority.
Again?
Pupster hearts Warden. I’ve never met him, but I believe he lives around me somewhere here in Oh HI Oh.
I stopped by the gun store on my way home and picked up ammo. They have a take-a-number system, the gun counter was 3 customers deep, and they were on number 48, my number was 68. It’s a long counter, they had 7 people working it. Help wanted sign on the front door.
I do enjoy hearing that gun shops are selling stuff like crazy.
Mare – I’m not at all convinced that the election wasn’t stolen. Soros spent millions and a lot of years installing radical Secretaries of State throughout the country.
MCPO, I’m not at all convinced that the election wasn’t stolen either.
When you look at the few counties necessary to win a state, and THE PROVEN, PAST SHENANIGANS (see: Franken and WA state), it’s hard not to wonder.
Obama is the Lance Armstrong of politics.
Also, if you needed another reason to hate John Kerry, he’s part of the reason that we don’t have these.
HAHAHA…good one, Leon.
Good afternoon, gun control hating enthusiasts
And I also want to know what an executive action is.
Probably the same category as Jobs Created or Saved™
Howdy, foax.
Hi Jay.
*slaps jay with assault, military style, pimp hand
Maybe it’s this:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070046/
Executive Action Movie, Like in “Air Force One”, where Harrison Ford says “Get off my plane”.
Hey, quit that!
*slaps MJ back.
*wonders when someone is gonna comment on the slap fight
*slaps jay with assault, military style, pimp hand
In NY you can only slap him 8 times.
I’m really just more of a general hating enthusiast.
*reads instructions on can of powdered haterade that suggest 1 scoop per 16 oz water*
*adds 4 scoops to 8 oz of water*
*stirs*
*drinks*
*smiles beatifically*
Uh oh, leon’s ODing on h8erade.
This is what I found when I searched “executive action” on Dictionary.com:
You are seeing web results for executive action because there’s not a match on Dictionary.com.
*looks at pictures of cute kittens*
*doesn’t hate them*
Nope, not an OD yet.
*looks at pictures of midgets*
*hates them*
Close, though.
Anybody here trust your government….at all? Didn’t think so.
I’ve already been told twice today that my objections to Obama’s radical agenda is because I’m a hater. I’m wearing that like a blanket in a blizzard, TYVM.
I’m not surprised you didn’t find anything, Mare.
Wait… actually, I *am* surprised that they didn’t add this definition prior to today’s presser. It must not be run by Oba-loving Wiki-types.
Maybe it’s this:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070046/
Wow, that sounds like a huge pile of shit. I’m surprised it didn’t sweep the Oscars that year.
http://i.imgur.com/b3jwV.jpg?1
I don’t really think they do.
Read the list of 23, WTF? Meaningless bullshit.
WTH is this? 22. Commit to finalizing mental health parity regulations.
Mental health parity? All equally crazy?
I trust my government to fuck things up, make things worse, and enrich themselves in the process.
Huh:
http://www.myfoxny.com/story/20603065/southwestern-pa-hospital-to-stop-baby-deliveries
“I trust my government to fuck things up, make things worse, and enrich themselves in the process.”
mare loves pupster
Military style assault weapons and extended capacity magazines have only one purpose. -PBO
Yeah, it keeps your dumb government ass out of our homes.
Do you guys remember how Obamacare was going to be universal free healthcare and the profits from the unicorn skittle shit was going to pay for everyone to have everything healthcare wise they would need?
Good ole Dave Weigel:
among arguably worse things? Like there’s some question about it?
And this guy is covering the conservative side? *spit
Military style assault weapons and extended capacity magazines have only one purpose. -PBO
Defense against aggressors. He’s right.
I just sent cards to Obama and Biden:
http://iraffiruse.net/post/14809239573#.UPb6SjnB420
Anyone find Executive Action™ #10 interesting?
10. Release a DOJ report analyzing information on lost and stolen guns and make it widely available to law enforcement.
So it won’t be enough to lose your guns in a tragic boating accident anymore.
I just heard Conrad Bain died.
Is he the guy in Bye Bye Birdie?
I gave all mine away to Mexican gangsters. Seemed like a legit thing to do given the precedent set.
That was supposed to be a joke, not a serious inquiry. Old people like me may get it, but maybe not.
Watchoo talkin’ about, mare?
Leon beat me to it.
And, yes, I got your joke. I just wanted to use that reference.
I think Obama should be attacked by the right from the left. Need to break the far left from the asshat LIVs. They are fucking extremist weirdos that need to be exposed.
They are all 9/11 truthers, that support occupy (rape, sexual assault, and hard drug use) and want to destroy the constitution.
Wow, Chip Kelly is going to be coaching the Eagles.
I am glad to see that prez Owhizzy is basing public policy decisions on letters from 8 year olds. That’s quite the step up from little joey biden.
Shocked, I tell you; shocked!!
Head Start’s sad and costly secret — what Washington doesn’t want you to know | Fox News http://fxn.ws/UZdN6E
It doesn’t seem to occur to any of these government ass-hats(BIRM) that existing gun-law would have prevented the Sandy Hook shooting, had it been enforced.
The dick-head shooter attempted, illegally, to buy his own rifle the week before and was refused.
He committed a Federal Felony, but was not arrested and held for prosecution. Had he been, the shooting could never have happened.
This (lying on the BATFE 4473) happens 10s of thousands of times a year, but less than 1% are prosecuted. Their purchase is just denied, and they go to the next gun-shop and try again…
Why do so many unqualified persons try to purchase a firearm when they know it’s against the law? Because they also know, damned well, that their chances of being prosecuted are pretty close to nil.
I saw this in the comments in the Seattle Times this morning:
“Remember the words of this Tweet I received from a friend:
“So, we’re not to judge all Muslims by the acts of some “crazies,” but the acts of some crazies is enough to judge all American gun owners.”
”
And, for judging American gun-owners, it takes far fewer crazies…
Is it too early to start drinking, heavily?
Oh, and I know you were wondering Juan Williams’ thoughts…
What everybody needs to know about our Constitution and gun control | Fox News http://fxn.ws/13DfrQx
*stops looking at news and heads to /r/aww*
No, Chrispy; it’s not.
The only opinion that matters here is the Supreme Court’s opinion. And the high court has ruled, several times, that the president, the Congress, state and local government all have the power to regulate guns. The Court reaffirmed this interpretation as recently as 2008 in the landmark case, District of Columbia vs. Heller.
From Cyn’s link to Johnny Williams.
Typical leftist thought. ONLY the power of the government matters.
The Constitution was instituted by the states for form the federal government. We’re rapidly approaching a time when the legitimacy of that consent to grant power to the federal government will no longer exist.
Head Start’s sad and costly secret — what Washington doesn’t want you to know | Fox News http://fxn.ws/UZdN6E
It’s no secret.
Studies have shown them this for years. This is the the HHS study.
I mean, it’s not earthshattering. It merely supports what other studies have shown.
I, for one, welcome our new 8 year old overlords.
We’re rapidly approaching a time when the legitimacy of that consent to grant power to the federal government will no longer exist.
We are. And I’m still seriously trying to fathom how the fuck we got here.
/mostly rhetorical, as I get it that it’s due to all the govt free-shit
“So, we’re not to judge all Muslims by the acts of some “crazies,” but the acts of some crazies is enough to judge all American gun owners.”
See, the former is RAAAAACIST, and the latter are all RAAAAACISTS, so yeah.
Mare, Cyn, don’t read this.
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/matthew-balan/2013/01/16/bob-schieffer-likens-obama-taking-gun-lobby-hunt-bin-laden-defeating-
We are. And I’m still seriously trying to fathom how the fuck we got here.
/mostly rhetorical, as I get it that it’s due to all the govt free-shit
I argue that it’s mostly teh stupid that got us here. Because people aren’t smart enough to see how the free-shit government turns us all into slaves, eventually.
I guess they voted for it, but yeesh:
According to Boston.com, Deval Patrick listed possible revenue sources including:
Raising the gas tax from 21 cents to 51 cents per gallon
Raising the sales tax from 6.25 percent to 7.75 percent
Raising the state income tax to 5.66 percent from 5.25 percent
Levying a vehicle miles-traveled tax at 2.4 cents per mile
New, emissions-based vehicle title and registration fees could raise $175 million
A payroll tax on workers in regions with transit service could raise $140 million to $207 million
Patrick plans to name his preferences for raising revenue in his state of the state speech, Wednesday.
And they aren’t smart enough because the lib-dominated schools don’t teach them to think. They just indoctrinate them!
Comment by Car in on January 16, 2013 12:07 pm
3- punish those who buy guns with intent to sell to criminals.
…unless they are agents of the government; then they get promoted.
Irony is completely lost on this administration.
Sounds like Deval Patrick wants people to leave Massachusetts.
Because people aren’t smart enough to see how the free-shit government turns us all into slaves, eventually.
Where’s a certain dead, formerly-socialist British author when you really need him?
Sean, I hear he’s down and out in Paris and London.
I think he got cancer. Probably from being formerly-socialist.
He’s visiting the Animal Farm.
I know! He’s using a Time Machine to visit 1984!
Oh wait, Time Machine was H.G. Wells 😦 FAIL
Perhaps a touch of the dengue fever?
And here I thought the 2nd amendment was supposed to assure that the people could defend themselves against a tyrannical government. This might imply our toys should at least match the government’s toys…
TFG?
Looks like we have a flat-liner here!
*Bangs on Monitor*
Entertain me, DAMMIT!
Mitch Daniels just took over as President here at Purdue. Right office, wrong place!
Too soon?
Here’s Mare after someone invites her to a meatup. . . .
http://tinyurl.com/bjx29zo
*Goes and catches up on how “Nancy” is fairing. That Aunt Fritzi is HOT!*
No Fritzi 😦
Wanna pitch some pennies, Chief 🙂
Guess everyone’s at the gun stores
MJ, Mila told me to tell you hello.
http://tinyurl.com/a8g73cr
Dang, xbrad, you made me hungry!
Tom – This is the 4:00 – 6:00 pm EST lull. Happens just about every day.
But how am I supposed to look busy? Guess I’m rarely around during this time 🙂
You call it a lull; i call it SIESTA!!
It’s gym time, Tom. Where were you this morning when I needed entertaining?
Tgf- that fucking guy.
How are the peepers MCPO?
MJ, Mila told me to tell you hello.
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I’ve been watching old reruns of That 70s Show lately. She was a terrible actress back then, and I kind of hated her.
I cringed looking at her on that show.
I only had eyes for Laura Prepon.
Until she went blonde:(
The surgery fucked up my ability to focus. Back to the eye doctor. . .
I only had eyes for Laura Prepon.
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Me too. She’s a cutie. I wonder what happened to her?
Laura’s still working, just not in anything you would watch.
She’s a gun owner and shoots recreationally. I suspect this may have had a negative effect on her career development.
Along with the tragic, tragic mistake of going blonde.
That’s odd.
http://tinyurl.com/b6j6ves
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaHddEmFRrg
Turns out that the wax in my left ear was cleverly concealing a lovely little infection….
*blowing through meeting the 2013 deductible before the end of January*
Hope your doc is able to help, Chief. Sounds like some lingering muscle weakness/paralysis. Might take awhile to fade.
Is the H3 going to be a medical blog or a tranny blog?
Diet/ammo blog, mj
Is the H3 going to be a medical blog or a tranny blog?
Yes.
Also snot and poop.
Stolen comment from an FB page.
It’s also a fine rifle for deer, as I’ve heard it, much like the musket was in its time.
Most places won’t let you hunt deer with .223/5.56mm cuz it’s not deadly enough.
So are they going to make Hollywood and hip-hop artists stop using big guns in all of their productions? Given the way that the hip-hop genre glorifies guns (and killing LEOs), you’d think they would be the first group to be targeted.
“Is the H3 going to be a medical blog or a tranny blog?”
Seems like both those are already covered here, so … ?
I may be thinking of the AR-10 variant.
Have any of you seen this? Very interesting. Not sure why he’d do it:
http://deadspin.com/5976517/manti-teos-dead-girlfriend-the-most-heartbreaking-and-inspirational-story-of-the-college-football-season-is-a-hoax
Afternoon.
Stop harassing us Jewstin!
What should we talk about now?
Obama is the suck or Jew is the blow?
*Stands uncomfortably close to Mare.
*Heavy mouth-breathing.
Wow, the whole Manti Teo girlfriend dying was a hoax? What a sleaze. That’s pretty low. Notre Dame, setting an example for character……….
*Stands uncomfortably close to Mare.
*Heavy mouth-breathing.
YEAH!! Jew is back!
Sympathy sex.
Isn’t that just weird, Pepe. I can’t figure out if it was for PR or he was in love with that guy, Tuiosisopo.
I’m going to blow a fuse over the stupidity of some of my life-long friends re: guns. What they don’t know could fill volumes!
Mare, pretty sure it was a ploy to win the Heisman. The media ate it up. After doing all the interviews, talking about his lost love, now he’s trying to claim he was tricked? Since 2009? Keep digging Manti.
P. S. Lance Armstrong says “Thanks!”
It is all just a big misunderstanding. Turns out he is gay.
“The surgery fucked up my ability to focus…”
it wasn’t the drugs and alcohol?
http://tinyurl.com/aqa5ctn
This is reason #418 why I tell Rocketboy, no, you may not talk to a Notre Dame recruiter.
Oh, and Joe Montana says the Rudy story is mainly bullshit too.
I don’t get it. It seems to me that Obama punted on everything. All of his executive actions are strongly worded letters and such.
And if you have to say, “I’m really going to fight for this,” that means you aren’t going to do shit. It’s the same as telling people you’re really fun and likable. If you have to tell someone it isn’t true.
MJ told me he was really fun and likable.
I am scared of what legislation might come out of Hartford in the next few weeks. I have a feeling it’s going to be bad, musket shopping bad.
I don’t think that Rocky movie was true either.
I am great in bed.
No, really.
I think if you invent a fake girlfriend and kill her off you might be gay.
MJ told me he was really fun and likable.
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STFU Ray Charles.
I don’t think that Rocky movie was true either.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!
I’ve had my eye on this sweet blunderbuss.
Is it illegal for you to buy a gun from me, Laura, without all the waiting period bullshit?
Interstate gun sales must be facilitated by an FFL.
Comment by lauraw on January 16, 2013 7:04 pm
….. sweet blunderbuss.
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I thought that was Scott’s pet name for you….
Unfortunately yes, Hotspur. But thanks anyway. Maybe later when we’re all legal-like?
*shoots pepe….a smile*
sigh…it’s just not the same as the armadillo cannon
So if she comes to Michigan, I can’t sell her one of my shotguns?
Actually, that isn’t illegal yet. It will be soon though.
We already own a shotgun, it just hasn’t been made yet.
Hotspur, yes, that would be a federal felony for trafficking.
What if I gave it to her?
Any interstate transfer has to go through an FFL.
*imagines self in HotWife’s luxurious kitchen, listening to her lovely lilting brogue, drinking wine together, and cooking delicious curries and snackables on that fancy new stove*
*dies in agony of Want*
Bah. Illegal. Just as well, it would be too perfect and fun. I’d never go home.
The nice thing about a blunderbuss is, you can load it with pea gravel. Which is $65 a ton. And they can outlaw ‘large capacity magazines’ all they want, but you can’t outlaw a goddamn sack of pebbles.
Well, then, I have a 12ga. from my deceased Uncle Bob in Missouri that is a felony.
Sorry, Uncle Bob, we gotta dig you up and put you in jail.
Pups, reading that deadspin article made me think he was gay. It’s the first thing my husband said, “if you people keep asking why you don’t have a girlfriend, make one up.”
Unkie Bob, hahahahahaha.
Every football team should have at least one gay guy. And a few girls.
Equality, bitches.
Men from Punahou are weird.
Speaking of high capacity magazines, I have a Winchester 73 that holds 15 rounds – 14 in the magazine and one in the chamber.
Am I a terrorist?
We used to say, “Load on Monday, shoot ’til Sunday.”
In NY you are.
Doesn’t every semi-auto handgun hold more than 10 rounds. The most popular one in the world holds 17.
Those new NY laws are SUCK LEVEL 12!!
CT will probably ban gun powder.
It’s all rank stupiditity and will not prevent a single murder in this country. But, Barack had his “I’m a man of action and a leader” moment on everyfuckingchannel, so it’s all good.
Every autoload pistol I own came with two clips. What the hell does a high capacity clip do that swapping in another doesn’t?
“Hold on for three seconds while I swap clips.”
“We’re not falling for that. You’re out.”
How do you sleep at night knowing the laws you passed as a knee jerk, base humping clown would have done nothing to prevent Newton. And will do nothing to prevent future tragedies.
We are not violent. Based on availability, the number of people with guns and gun shootings we are a remarkably civil country.
I won’t get into inner city shootings. Those do not represent the country as a whole. Even so, the numbers are low.
I see inner city gang shootings as a feature, not a bug.
On the other hand, we seem to be a medicated Country and we do have family issues that result in violence. Moms raising kids on their own is not an optimal situation.
I see inner city gang shootings as a feature, not a bug.
Self-cleaning oven
MCPO, I like your avatar. Who is the douche in it?
JUST KIDDING!
It sounds heartless but how else do we deal with sociopaths, these kids who have no moral compass, are wild (as in unsocialized), and engage in the most abhorrent behavior?
Self-cleaning oven
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Hahahahahahaha. Even Mrs MJ laughed at that.
Who is the douche in it?
Hahahahaha
Lot’s of innocent, and mostly innocent folks get whacked in the inner city. That’s a bug, not a feature.
I talked to a low-information chick the other day in my store who was parroting the media line on ‘assault rifles.’
Basically intro’d with her by saying hey, there’s a million or so gun owners in Connecticut. How come we haven’t all run down to the schools and killed all the children? Because it would never occur to us, right? That was the action of a crazy…etc.
By the time she left I had her all turned around and she told ME that when they outlaw guns, we will be defenseless from criminals.
I have been demoralized lately. It felt so good to just reach out and gently smack some sense into someone.
Well done, Lauraw!!
Like Prager says, if every Conservative changed just one mind.
This Manti Te’o story is absolutely crazy.
I’m going to give him some unsolicited advice, come clean now if you aren’t already being 100% truthful.
Everybody in the inner city is innocent.
xbrad, I think a small minority of innocent people die in our “inner cities,” mostly the scum get culled.
Thanks Mare. I need to do it more, and practice. I’m too animated and passionate about it when I finally feel moved to engage.
Need to be more matter-of-fact and poised when I talk to people about this stuff.
Yeah, Lauraw, I just want to yell “COCK” in their face.
Gerri Willis is hot for an old lady.
Maybe Obama is secretly a gun lover and his plan all along was to via his idiotic rhetoric, get people to buy guns like they’ve never done before.
*thinks about giving up meth
http://www.tvrage.com/person/id-207603/Gerri+Willis
Hmmm…
http://www.tvrage.com/person/id-207603/Gerri+Willis
I swear I read that as, Gerri Willis is hot for an old lady. Meaning she likes an old lady.
*thinks about giving up oxycontin
She looks pretty good for 53.
Evenin’, fake girlfriends.
“xbrad, I think a small minority of innocent people die in our “inner cities,” mostly the scum get culled.”
Mare,
While “mostly”, some of the thugs can’t even read house-numbers.
A woman called the cops last might about a Black Tahoe with 30″ gold rims cruising slowly up and down her block (nice neighborhood). She’d never seen it before.
Then she added; “Here it comes again with the tinted-windows now down. It’s occupied by 5 young males with red-bandannas over faces.
They just opened-fire on the house two down from me!”
“he looks pretty good for 53.”
*thinks about killing G mohawk
Gerri Willis is hot for an old lady.
I’d hit it. And brag about it.
“Here it comes again with the tinted-windows now down. It’s occupied by 5 young males with red-bandannas over faces.
They just opened-fire on the house two down from me!”
If I saw this in my neighborhood and had an assault rifle, lives would be saved.
Hey, I didn’t say “old lady” old lady.
arghhhh….I went into the fish bin.
Jimbro & G’Mo freeeeeed from the bucket of shame and loathing.
Mare!
http://tinyurl.com/abyyrr6
LOL
Pups, you totally get my sense of humor.
If I saw this in my neighborhood and had an assault rifle, lives would be saved.
That’s admirable. And hawt.
If I saw this in my neighborhood and had an assault rifle, lives would be saved.
That’s admirable. And hawt.
Yeah, I have to agree with Cyn.
http://www.elanaspantry.com/paleo-samoas/
And even with the fancy ingredients, they are still cheaper than Girl Scout cookie samoas, which come in a box of three cookies, for $45.
The trick would be waiting to make sure it was a drive-by before putting a round through the driver-side window.
“If I saw this in my neighborhood and had an assault rifle, lives would be saved.”
Life as you know it would be over.
Wow laura, I didn’t know GSCs had suffered from that much inflation.
I see Laura’s local troop hasn’t implemented the 2012/2013 price list yet.
HAHAHAHAHA!
http://tinyurl.com/bg5ds64
“…which come in a box of three cookies, for $45.”
HAHAHA, My husband answered the door (huge mistake) and bought some GS cookies. When I found out I said, “yeah, great for her, but we could have gone to Atlantis for what you paid.”
Jewstin’s carb-loading
http://tinyurl.com/a4rsgq4
LauraW – Bake me a baker’s dozen and send ’em to me. I’ll give you an extensive review in return.
Life as you know it would be over.
Yeah, that too. House’d be on the market within a week and I’d be hiding with relatives. But I’d have done the right thing.
Girl scouts are slackers. When they aren’t pushing cookies they should be selling life insurance or Amway.
When I was a kid, Girl Scout cookie Samoas came in a box of two long plastic sleeves full of cookies.
Now in every box there’s a clear plastic contraption that props up a handful of cookies inside a big empty box of air. We’re just lucky it’s not that thing that they sell DVDs in that requires a belt saw to open.
In a couple of years they will start replacing two of the three cookies with small bags of sand, so the box feels ‘full’ when you first buy it.
Pupster gets a brain freeze:
I never had Girl Scouts at my door in AA, only petitioners and shovel kids.
No one comes to my door here. Too far.
My husband didn’t really enjoy my diatribe on how the Girl Scouts have adopted the green agenda. They all are indoctrinated.
His comment, “Strange, I just wanted thin mints.”
Not ALL the cookies- Thin Mints and those Lemon things, and shortbread all seem to have enough in them.
But the Samoas are ridiculous.
mmmmm shortbread
Thin Mints. Those are killer. Especially if they’re frozen.
My favorite is the thin mint.
It tastes a bit more sandy than usual, but what are you going to do?
*Now feels *really* old because he’s only 3 months younger than Gerry Willis*
Cyn, supermodels like you and I don’t engage in eating silly things. Our bodies are temples.
*Feels even worse cause she *is* Hawt*
I don’t really miss the cookies, I’ve got my ballz and the dark chocolate squares with almond butter. That’s enough.
Hey, Tom, that was cool today when you had the blog to yourself and you kept commenting to yourself and everyone then understood that you’re on meds and it made you endearing to all of us.
Did anybody rip the felt on anybody else’s pool table today?
Our bodies are temples.
Oh heck yeah!
I do occasionally require that Thin Mints sacrifice themselves to me though. That temple thing and all.
My driveway is long enough that no one but Jehovah’s Witnesses drive down. If a truck that’s not labelled UPS or FedEx is here I’m usually heading toward my gunvault mini safe.
http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/health/story/health/story/2011/05/CDC-US-murder-toll-from-guns-highest-in-big-cities/47159990/1
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Gary Kleck, the David J. Bordua Professor of Criminology at Florida State University in Tallahassee, has another take on how to reduce inner-city gun violence.
The evidence suggests that better gun control doesn’t necessarily reduce violence, but a broad-based approach tends to reduce homicide in general, he said.
For one thing, “locking up more criminals reduces violence; it’s not gun specific,” he said. There are treatment programs that can help, he added. “They basically teach offenders how to think differently when (they) face a violent situation,” Kleck said.
In addition, job training can help in getting people not to commit crimes or violence, Kleck said.
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go fucking figure –
1) lock up the bad guys
b) learn the value of human life
3) don’t kill your fucking neighbor
Four) get a job
It’s not the tool (read here – device to perform a function) that is the problem; it’s the tool (read here – asshole with mental problems or a lack of coping skills) that is the problem.
hmm –
that was tough
Someone tried to sell me cookies yesterday. I said foch the girl scouts.
Yes, I too require box wine and Hot and Spicy Cheez-its to show their adoration.
Aw shucks, mare, I get off the lithium next week!
COCK!
“Someone tried to sell me cookies yesterday. I said foch the girl scouts.”
I love you more than ever!
HA! Why hasn’t tomswifty been around more?
I just got out of restraints last week, mare. Do you know how hard it is to post inputting with only a pencil stuck in your nose?
Holy Crap, the AD from Notre Dame is on ESPN.
Wait, I think it’s the AD.
Nurse Ratchet was no Cyn!
But if I’m going to eat a cookie, it’s going to be homemade.
Wine and Cheez-its. There’s no greater gift, is there?!
Nurse Ratchet was no Cyn!
HA!
Wait…wha??
Someone tried to sell me cookies yesterday. I said foch the girl scouts.
I love you more than ever!
So, it’s all smiles when C arin says it, but when I talk about foching girl scouts, my parole officer has to get involved?
I don’t think they make.much per box anyway . it’s a racket.
“Wine and Cheez-its. There’s no greater gift, is there?!”
Oh, Cyn, there is so much we need to discover about each other!
Hey, pigs, SHUT UP!
yes Sean.
I usually start singing Hall & Oates when the girl scouts show up:
You’re a rich girl, and you’ve gone too far ‘Cause you know it don’t matter anyway You can rely on the old man’s money You can rely on the old man’s money.
They run away screaming and I laugh.
then the cops show up.
Sean, does this have to do with being picked last for “the” team?
Oooh girl-on-girl….hey! Are those Spicy Cheezits?
For one thing, “locking up more criminals reduces violence;
This KILLS me. Because we have so much evidence for it. All over the country. And when I moved back to Hartford as a 20-something, it was during a period of relative calm, crime-wise. Why was it calm?
Why, because just a year or so before, the Hartford police decided to use old anti-racketeering laws still on the books, against modern city gangs, to spectacular effect. Most of those guys were put away on seven-year sentences.
So we enjoyed seven years of lovely peaceful calm, on the outskirts of the ‘hood. Unheard of.
And when they came out again, it ended.
“When I was a kid, Girl Scout cookie Samoas came in a box of two long plastic sleeves full of cookies.
Laura,
Last time I bought Thin-Mints AND Samoas, they were in the plastic tray with, maybe, a dozen cookies.
Perhaps it’s because I’m old, but I seem to remember $1/box, and lotsa cookies.
Now, when I come out of the grocery store and find a little moppet offering a white-bearded skinny old-man(me) “Girl Scout Cookies”, I look the moppet in the eye and ask her; “Are they made with REAL Girl-Scouts?”
The hovering-mother laughs, and the child looks bewildered, but I buy a box, just for old-times sake…
“So, it’s all smiles when C arin says it, ….”
it’s a brave new world Scout-
I wish to report that I made Herself cocoa. She had a boob biopsy today, so it’s Tylenol and cocoa.
Sean, I hear you. When I asked my girlfriend to put on a Girl Scout uniform, suddenly she’s all like “that’s creepy, you’re sick”.
Women, amiright?
On this Manti Te’o deal, I know he’s a good kid, my daughter had a class with him, however, ND is pushing poor Manti was taken advantage of.
OH MY GOD, the vice president/director of athletics just started CRYING OVER IT.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/144704
Unrelated, so this is what lake effect snow looks like. Interesting
i’m just cluttering shit up because i like this song –
Shortnin’ bitches
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v5rsEa9vUI&feature=player_embedded
*winks at Mare*
Old ladies cottage, here we come!
Yikes, Chief. Finger crossing and prayers for a nothing outcome. Hugs.
Oh thank heaven, I don’t need to be alone in my old age…Cyn please by Franzia futures.
Prayers for Herself and her bewbage.
MCPO, NO WORRIES, it’s just calcium deposits!!
Herself is going to be A-Okay!
Enjoy the snow, Dave. You’ll be away from it and laughing at the bastards who live there soon enough. Go make a snow angel–quick!!
Right now I would have to make it on the hood of the rental car.
But I’m waiting for the right moment in the grass IYKWIMAITTYD
Naked snow angel.
Franzia?!? That’s my favorite too! This is going to be so very perfect.
it’s kinda sad that cyn and mare are getting old.
/tucks gray hair inside hoodie.
Comment by leoncaruthers on January 16, 2013 8:49 pm
Sean, I hear you. When I asked my girlfriend to put on a Girl Scout uniform, suddenly she’s all like “that’s creepy, you’re sick”.
Women, amiright?
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Knew a guy who tried to get his girlfriend to dress up as a nun for Halloween………….a sexy nun. Reaction was eewwwwwwwwwwww.
Carin, I want you to know, you’re always invited to live with us….you of course will do the heavy lifting (cleaning, shopping cooking)…..right Cyn?
Holy shit, Harry Reid sounds somewhat sensible.
*checks to see if Riley has new cat roommate*
Time to watch a bunch of kids who sing like howler monkeys whose parents and friends won’t tell them the truth. Or worse, encourage them.
*breaks out the CaRin voodoo doll and glances at my hair in the mirror, frowning*
You can crush and snort a frozen thin mint. Just sayin.
I’ll do the heavy lifting if you drive my kids around. I just owned off a kid pick up on my oldest son.
yea!
Knew a guy who tried to get his girlfriend to dress up as a nun for Halloween………….a sexy nun. Reaction was eewwwwwwwwwwww.
The hot gal at work did that last year. Her husband dressed as a priest.
Our bodies are temples.
to Buddha.
Am I the only one here weirded out by the Manti Te’o story. While being interviewed several months ago, he went on and on and on, (so much so that I was uncomfortable and stopped watching) about how awesome, sweet, selfless, thoughtful this fake girl was.
You can crush and snort a frozen thin mint.
Pffft. Who hasn’t?!
Anybody want to thow up a new poat?
mare, that deadspin Manatee article was way too long for something like that.
Its length equaled all of NPR’s Benghazigate coverage thusfar.
How can you have a relationship with a girl from 2009 ’til 2012, and not realize she’s fake? He never actually met her? “I fell asleep every night talking to her on the phone” “her family comforted me after her death” Seriously??? He’s either lying, or stupid. Either way, his draft stock is going down.
“to Buddha.”
HAHAHA
*secretly replaces Roamy’s salad dressing with pure vegetable oil
(too deep?)
Jimbro, since I have been currently watching a half hour of “fake girl friend” coverage, I am certain that more time was spent on that than Benghazi.
Manti Te’o:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Euc9MMRtuSg
Carin, you know it would be my dream to drive your kids around. They can even change their plans at the last minute.
Yes, something is not right, my husband feels no matter what, he needs psychiatric help.
I know he’s a good kid, I’ve never heard a back door account of him.
But really, this does not smell right. If deadspin is right, he knew the perpetrator of this hoax. Very strange.
http://tinyurl.com/axzjxem
http://tinyurl.com/bkbxel6
Non stinky poat ready for stinking.
Comment by Sean M. on January 16, 2013 8:32 pm
Did anybody rip the felt on anybody else’s pool table today?
MOM!!! SEANM’s GETTING A FUCKING BRAZILIAN WAX JOB AGAIN!!!!
Pups, you totally get my sense of humor.
http://tinyurl.com/aj7uxpo
Night, yall.
Awww, I LOVE that picture pups!!