Hi. You’ve no doubt seen the Mile High Massacre, or at least the best parts. For awhile I thought my bias was leading me astray, but then I started getting texts and emails with similar themes.
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AC/DC: Romney, Crowd: Every conservative at 9:15pm.
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Spank you, YouTube! So I wrote this song for TFG at about 9:30pm.
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This is Leanne Decker. She is a Playboy model that has described her favorite features as her boobs and her eyes. She is the smartest girl in the history of the world, and if she keeps up the honesty, might be able to move into the exciting world of marrying an old rich guy. Every little girls dream!
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How about some links of teh stoopid? Considering SCOAMF didn’t study for his big test in front of 67M Americans, I thought it would be only fair to let you out of it this weekend. You’ll probably notice that there is no motherforking bootleg difference between this and the craptastic crap that usually happens on a Friday, but whatever.
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1550 – Foundation of Concepción, city in Chile.
1864 – The Indian city of Calcutta is almost totally destroyed by a cyclone; 60,000 die.
1877 – Chief Joseph surrenders his Nez Perce band to General Nelson A. Miles.
1895 – The first individual time trial for racing cyclists is held on a 50-mile course north of London.
1944 – Suffrage is extended to women in France.
1947 – The first televised White House address is given by U.S. President Harry S. Truman.
1969 – The first episode of Monty Python’s Flying Circus airs on BBC One.
1970 – The Public Broadcasting Service (PBS) is founded.
1991 – The first official version of the Linux kernel, version 0.02, is released. (fat dude in basement)
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On a scale of 1-10 I expect this to get an 8. Next month I’m going to upgrade it to a 10, though.
Dammit, she was one of my backups!
cooter
Haha, nice linkage on the weather!
I thought you’d appreciate it.
Gotta love a girl in a garter belt.
My armpit bandaid needs to come out. I’m scared.
Do those asian symbol tattoos say, “wash hands after use?”
Possibly, “danger, danger, danger.”
Or possibly, “don’t forget to tip your hostess.”
But she seems nice.
http://www.wwtdd.com/2012/10/adeles-skyfall-song-is-actually-pretty-good/
Read Tyler’s post, it’s pretty funny.
Craptastic!
OW!
>> My armpit bandaid needs to come out. I’m scared.
You, me, all of us here and the rest of humanity.
Upon closer inspection of the last picture, it appears Ms. Decker has shunned the landing strip.
As well she should.
And the hitler.
That bootleg video never gets old.
Unemployment drops right after a terrible debate performance.
Additionally, the jobs number was terrible, yet the number dropped.
Even if it is accurate that we had robust job creation that somehow happened in the past and wasn’t felt by the public, this doesn’t pass the straight face test for any non-partisan.
If God wanted women to look like little girls, he wouldn’t have given us fur. Stupid ‘girl’ is going to itch something fierce and I don’t mean just from something communicable.
leon, was your boil lanced and have you been changing your dressings frequently? I don’t like the sound of ‘imbedded bandaids’.
*heaves*
*watches bootleg video again*
Beasn, I put that bandaid on two days ago and then forgot about it. I remembered this morning. It had black in it.
Did Obama really do that horribly or is he planning something nefarious? But then why would you purposefully suck so bad in front of so many and think you could make it up? On the other hand, he has sucked so bad for so long……
*wonders where his last vacation will be*
Also, men used to all wear beards. Is face-shaving an attempt to look boyish/youthful? If so, is that necessarily wrong?
It had black in it.
I oughta….
l to r : leon, beasn
http://tinyurl.com/qkbvo8
She looks like a girl I dated only she has bigger boobs and tats. That was a long time ago.
Is face-shaving an attempt to look boyish/youthful?
I am not a man, so I can’t answer that question but I do know I do not want my husband’s weenus area to be shorn. That is manly and should remain looking so…
Hi vmax, how are you and your puppeh doing?
What’s for breakfast?
http://tinyurl.com/9lmsrz8
I really shoulda gotten those negatives back.
leon, get some dirt on that, stat!
mare?
http://tinyurl.com/9vfn6d8
What’s for breakfast?
http://tinyurl.com/9lmsrz8
If our header pic weren’t so good right now, I’d change it to this one.
*flips Xbrad a Nobel and two iPads*
Good Beasn.
How are you and yours?
Leon, speaking as a medical professional…there is a real good feeling you get when draining pus. You know when the pus drains you’ve actually helped someone versus removed tonsils or a limb unnecessarily.
I have to agree with Jay on the dirt, Leon. You’re gonna need about three backhoe buckets if you’re seeing black. Maybe four.
The swelling isn’t entirely gone, unfortunately, but it’s much smaller.
Beasnsnsnsn
Yes.
Do we always have to talk about “swelling” here?
This one made me LOL:
Excellent BBF today, MJ, and that ghey dude on the bike is actually kinda cute.
http://qkme.me/3r4c6x
She looks so proud, it’s sweet:
Anthropomorphism.
HA! I didn’t notice who it was, I should have by the tat.
Well done, douche!
It looks like a bowl of chocolate chip ice cream. I need to eat lunch I think.
>> Do we always have to talk about “swelling” here?
I feel a strange disturbance, in my pants!
Better “swelling” than “oozing”.
Drive west on Sunset to the sea. . .
>> Better “swelling” than “oozing”.
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>> Better “swelling” than “oozing”.
Gotta point.
How are you and yours?
We’re good. Going to pick up my birthday chair tomorrow and as an added bonus, going to take the beasnette out to lunch.
Aren’t they kinda relat…nevermind.
>> Better “swelling” than “oozing”.
From your lips to my ears!
Oh, never mind
This is just swell.
It’s not oozing now, I think.
I don’t know where I heard it but I was humming this and just now I heard my husband whistling it…..hahahahah He always does that, finishing a tune I’m humming or singing:
HA Jimbro, gross.
At the risk of opening up another festering boil: So, how about the new unemployment rate?
http://networkedblogs.com/D4YQc
Obama supporters think it’s unfair that Teh Won didn’t get to use his teleprompter during the 1st debate.
I have some great ooze stories.
One of the headlines at charter.net –
“Free birth control means fewer abortions”
>> I have some great ooze stories.
Holy moly you sure do.
Oh, Sweet Lord, that is priceless Jay.
Although, now I’m in a funk about the level of stupidity shown by people in WI.
Dave, are you available today?
We got a an employee survey on how we should do the year-end holiday party, since we’re facing a tighter budget than usual.
They enabled comments. Heh.
From your lips to my ears!
You’re doin’ it wrong.
PEOPLE! PEOPLE! You’re slacking here!
Time for some Chinese buffet action.
FACT: Obama won the debate because 197 million jobs were created last month.
Time for some Chinese buffet action.
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Careful with the chopsticks. Rectum splinters are pretty tough to get out. I’ve heard.
Thanks Cyn.
http://is.gd/YaCJ0U
Pretty!
I thought you’d like that picture of whasisname without his shirt.
I’m kinda admiring this whore until I scroll down and see the graffiti scrawled across her upper pussy area. Deal Fucking Breaker.
**farts dust**
Girl, I still love you. . .
Tats aren’t a deal-breaker for me, but I can’t see too many inked gals having me as a type.
Y’know, they mostly aren’t into awesome dudes like me.
Pffffft. Their loss, Leon.
I’ve never seen a hot dude (or chick) and said to my self “Yea, but if she had a TAT, she/he’d be hotter”
Carin – Did you see D.G.’s Friday pic on the last thread?
MJ’s Ride?
http://is.gd/Np0ZPZ
What cArIn said.
There was a really pretty redhead that worked at a carry out near my old office, she had very colorful and elaborate sleeves, must have cost tens of thousands of dollars. I always wondered how she could afford it working minimum wage cash register jobs and going to college.
What happens to all those colors, does it all just turn that same blue color after a while?
Nice boobs, MJ.
MJ’s Ride?
http://is.gd/Np0ZPZ
HAHAHAHA.
I love it!
I’ll come around to see you once in awhile. . .
What happens to all those colors, does it all just turn that same blue color after a while?
My sister-in-law has some impressive ink on her arms, first done when she was young and wild. Now, she is a conservative and a grandma, but recently has gone and had the tats “refreshed” and even expanded. They were fading (30+ years), and were getting ugly. No choice really but to go all in and have them redone – much cheaper than removal.
MJ’s Ride?
Someone near where I work has one of those SmartCars. I actually worry about them – if one of those Massholes pulls out in front of my F150 in one of those toys, it will be fatal for them – think sledgehammer meets empty beer can.
Nice boobs, MJ.
MJ has boobs?
I’m too cheap to have mine redone. But, AD is correct, after 40 years they’re not looking so hot.
MJ’s ride.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP-tUTDidRI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_trHR0PDP4
mmmm underboob!
What happens to all those colors, does it all just turn that same blue color after a while?
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Yes. Tattoos done with cheap ink, and by a shitty artist tend to turn into a blob after awhile. Any geometric shape will just sort of bleed out in time. Bright colors with lots of detail and layers will stay basically the same as long as sunscreen is applied regularly.
I’ve had my sleeve for 7 years and people still stop me to comment about it. I’m always kind of surprised because I forget that I have it, and I’m not really sure what they’re talking about at first.
I like a sleeve of Pringles.
I like a sleeve of Titleists
A sleeve of Bridgestone B330RX, please.
Never tried meth, but I’ll take a sleeve of that.
And then I’ll squish someone’s head with an ATM.
I’ve had my sleeve for 7 years
That long? You must be really old! /sarc
Most of my shoes are older than that. 🙂
Since it’s turning colder up here, I like long sleeves.
Finally, Barack Obama tells us why he lost the debate:
I’ve had some of my long sleeve shirts for longer than 7 years.
Carin – Y U no answer my question?
Going to my brother’s course this weekend to pick up my new set of irons. Titleist AR’s #2 if memory serves.
Finally, Barack Obama tells us why he lost the debate:
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Hahahahaha. I sent that to my dad on Wed morning because I forgot to call him on his birthday, Tuesday. First time I haven’t done that in a long time.
Anyway, he told me Jake’s excuses sucked. I sent him back, “I was helping Romney prep for the debate?”
He liked that excuse.
$21
No, i no see your pic. I’ve been busy doing bill bs and commenting so I haven’t been giving the H2 my full attention.
*wonders if employment numbers will be revised after the election. Continues eating paste.
so I haven’t been giving the H2 my full attention
*flips to page 414 in The Book™, scrolls down to paragraph 3, subsection A2(c), lets finger follow the words on the page; glances back up at Carin and shakes head sadly*
Well, I’ve tried to super glue my fingernail back together again. Bloody hell!
Good day, boob enthusiasts.
PROTIP: use a tiny piece of toilet paper, just the one ply, when trying to save a fingernail with super glue. You may need to use tweezers to set it in place. After glue dries, file down slightly. Viola.
Cyn – Split the nail about halfway down. Hurts like a MoFo.
Is the nail still there?
Cyn went from lawyerin up to beauty and fashion tips in 2.2 seconds.
I like that in a woman.
Yeah, it actually split! Ragged at the top and kind of delaminated/torn the rest of the way down the nail bed.
You’d be surprised how important the right shade of lipstick is when crafting affidavits ‘n’ shit.
Whe you represent a lot of tranny prostitutes in court, you have to know some shit.
Whatever you do, Chief, DON’T PANIC. This can be fixed.
Gently file down as much of the glue you’ve already put on there. Add the one drop of glue then set the TP piece on top of that so that it covers the tear from top to bottom. Wait a few minutes to let this glue dry, then add on more glue on top of this, using a toothpick to flop over the TP to cover the top of your nail. After really dry, file gently. You’ll probably need to add more glue in a day or two and maybe another TP layer, but that will get you by until the nail grows out enough for you to file (not cut!) it down.
*reapplies lipstick and goes back to reviewing court minute entries*
I specialize in intellectual property disputes, bitches!
http://tinyurl.com/7vg7gr8
Oh, and it will still hurt like a MoFo.
how important the right shade of lipstick is when crafting affidavits ‘n’ shit.
Or convincing a judge your motion isn’t full of shit.
I like drawing important pictures. I sent this to my oldest kid with her insurance card.
http://tinyurl.com/946bdo2
What shade of lipstick do you wear, Dave? I can tooootally see you in some deep corals. I hope you stay away from that shimmery shit, though. It will do a number on your skin tone contrasts.
I like drawing important pictures. I sent this to my oldest kid with her insurance card.
Ha! Careful you don’t give her any Fried Green Tomatoes ideas with that.
I’m more of a lip gloss guy. DCT. When your lips are feeling a little rough from a 4 hour makeout session, that’s the shit right there.
see it’s funny cause she don’t smoke.
also she’s a blonde but I ain’t quite figured out how to draw blonde with a black pen.
I’m more of a lip gloss guy.
Oh.
Oh dear.
We’re gonna need to talk.
see it’s funny cause she don’t smoke.
also she’s a blonde but I ain’t quite figured out how to draw blonde with a black pen.
Have you tried using your lip gloss?
>> We’re gonna need to talk.
whut?
When your lips are feeling a little rough from a 4 hour makeout session, that’s the shit right there.
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Hahahahaha. Then what happened?
I sought medical attention. I was at the four hour advisory/warning stage
Hahahahaha. Then what happened?
He probably found a certain amount of money. On the dresser.
Some seriously funny writing:
Empire of Jeff: I, Garbageman – Episode I: The Calling
Empire of Jeff: The Garbageman Trilogy – Episode II: The Wages of Stupidity
Empire of Jeff: The Garbageman Trilogy – Episode III: A Blur of Misery
Yes, THAT Empire of Jeff.
He probably found a certain amount of money. On the dresser.
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I was thinking his mustache looked up at him and said, “Dave, this fella we’re making out with keeps slobbering on me.”
but I ain’t quite figured out how to draw blonde with a black pen.
Outline it Dave.
You’re welcome.
outline? fuck. now you tell me
Outline it Dave.
I thought blonde was done with highlights.
Outline it Dave.
I. How to draw a blonde
A. Supplies you will need
1. paper
2. pen
3. Artist skill
I can’t decide. All pictures win this week. Participation ribbonfest.
I think we’re going to be very (unhappily) surprised about crap we find out after the election, Obama is out and the media wants the horrible truth exposed on Romney’s economy (five seconds after he’s sworn in).
We’ll just blame it all on Biden, mare.
Headline Jan 20th:
RECESSION ACTUALLY STARTED ON NOV 6TH.
Headline Jan 20th:
HAVE YOU SEEN THE GAS PRICES???
LEGIONS OF HOMELESS AT ALL-TIME HIGH
Headline Jan 20th:
UNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS ARE INACCURATE, SUSPICIONS RAISED
Headline Jan 20th:
DEATH TALLY IN AFGHANISTAN …
ROMNEYVILLES SPROUT UP ACROSS US
ROMNEY FLUBS OATH OF OFFICE, FAVORABLES PLUMMET FROM 68 to 66.
Headline Jan 20th:
TEXAS WOMAN GOES ON PRINGLES/CHEESECAKE/STRANGLING SPREE
CAT FOOD SALES SPIKE, GRANDMAS HURLING OVER CLIFFS
MILDLY RETARDED MEN RETURN TO CHICAGO, DELAWARE
hahahaha
I had to leave work early, because I read our CEO’s blog.
We’re going to be violating the WARN Act, because Obama said we could.
GUN CRIME ALONG US/MEXICO BORDER WHY CAN’T ROMNEY CONTROL OUR BORDERS?
Baseball getting ready to start on TBS
Headline Jan 20th:
SASQUATCH SPOTTED IN HYDE PARK—-Reuters
Witnesses confirmed spotting a 6 foot, couture wearing, shadowy figure stalking prey in Hyde Park on Monday morning…
Mildly??
hahahah…..Couture wearing….hahahahha…shadowy figure…./hahaha
I’m almost hoping I get a layoff notice at this point.
Anyone need a radar/mathlete/physics goober? I can work from remote.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/woman-with-goatee-wanted-798562
Leon – That sucks and your CEO should know better. You cannot break the law just because the executive branch wants a pass, FFS!
Leon, what does this mean?
“I had to leave work early, because I read our CEO’s blog.”
I managed to cut the oldest boy’s hair and all ears are in tact!
WINE TIME
Your CEO actually announced he was going to break the law? FFFUUUUU
This doesn’t mean that layoffs are delayed, right leon? Just the notification of said layoff.
That’s the part that irritates me. Layoffs are occurring, they just don’t have to tell them.
Obama Asks Cleveland Chicken Seller How Business Was Going: “Terrible Since You Got Here”…
http://weaselzippers.us/2012/10/05/obama-asks-cleveland-chicken-seller-how-business-was-going-terrible-since-you-got-here/#disqus_thread
The layoffs aren’t delayed. They’re not even for sure. It’s supposed to be advanced notice if there is a good chance of it happening.
So people have a warning.
That’s why it’s called the Warn Act
Obama wanted to extend it from 60 to 90 days. Before, of course, he was president.
That’s Racist!
It’s just notification. If sequestration goes through, we already know who will be laid off and it will happen on that date. WARN Act requires employers to give 60 day notice of an impending layoff when the government directs stop work to contractors.
The beautiful thing is the Labor Dept. says “hey, if you get sued, we’ll cover you” and the only recourse laid off employees have (for 60 days of wages, that’d be the damages) is to sue for them.
But hey, we found 800,000 jobs so no big.
Carin, when do you find out about the job?
Full time or part time?
I guess I have to move in with you and drive the kids around (the younger ones without the license).
There will be 900 million jobs created next month anyway.
“sequestration”
When I see that word, I think of really cool riding boots.
If there’s a correction next month, and that’s a big IF, it’s really gonna hurt. 900K is so far out of the norm, as is a .3ppt drop.
Regardless of the political angle, people still can’t find work. The economy is soft and probably headed for recession. If you live in a place called the real world, you know this.
“sequestration”
When I see that word, I think of the pretty sparkly things on Rosetta’s prom dress.
Carin, when do you find out about the job?
Full time or part time?
I don’t know. Usually they interview a bunch then the next non-busy day – which would be Monday. If I don’t hear by Monday I’ll go out and find other places.
I worry this place won’t be busy enough.
“I had to leave work early, because I read our CEO’s blog.”
I knew I had to comment about it. Kinda didn’t want to do it from work. A RIF is one thing, a termination with cause is no good.
And yeah, once LM announced it, I knew we wouldn’t be far behind. I doubt I’d be on the list to be laid off just based on my current work. That’s not the point. I don’t feel that this is the ethical thing to do, even under the circumstances, but the market would punish us for obeying the law when O said we didn’t have to. Damned either way.
I’m not sure I want to be part of this. If I had 30 more acres, I would not be.
OMG those glasses were scary! HAHAH!
Oh, and if this little fuck up *AHEM* if this little statistical anomaly didn’t happen, I would have predicted the unemployment rate over a year and a half ago.
I built a model a while back, and it was tracking pretty well until last month and this month.
I had between 8.2-8.6 with a 95% confidence interval.
What do we get? The largest household survey of job creation in 30 years.
Delayed notifications = jobs created.
Rush predicted this last year and again in April, MJ. Loud and clear, it’s an obvious ploy.
Who answers the phone?
Honestly, if you don’t have a job, you probably have money troubles and thus you are NOT answering calls whose number you do not recognize.
How does a “household” survey come up with that number?
For Cyn:
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3pct5k/#by=ad
Bad luck Brian again:
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3r6jrz/
From a stats point of view, anytime something is out of the norm, you go check it out to make sure there isn’t special cause and then start building a case for the outlier.
If this was coupled with high GDP or other indicators of growth I could see it as the launching pad for recovery, but there’s literally nothing to provide support for this number.
I don’t think there’s a conspiracy, but this is bad data.
On a personal note, we’re starting to cut into our ‘B’ players at corporate. This is not good, considering I work for a company that is much more insulated from the economy than others.
Or I could be full of shit.
>> When I see that word, I think of really cool riding boots.
When I see that word I think of another 1.5 to 2 million private sector jobs lost.
It’s gonna be ugly.
Oh for flip’s sake, these are hilarious:
http://www.quickmeme.com/Bad-Luck-Brian/newest/
“It’s gonna be ugly.”
Hence my comment at 4:26
Comment by mare on October 5, 2012 4:26 pm
I think we’re going to be very (unhappily) surprised about crap we find out after the election, Obama is out and the media wants the horrible truth exposed on Romney’s economy (five seconds after he’s sworn in).
My Costco was out of gas. I was afraid to even look around to see what prices were elsewhere.
“I don’t think there’s a conspiracy,”
Really? From Drudge:
http://freebeacon.com/meet-the-obama-donors-at-the-bls/
For Cyn:
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3pct5k/#by=ad
HA!
*cries; poops pants*
Huge gas lines here today. . . of course we’re also having the largest classic car show east of the Mississippi this weekend.
Attention, attention –
Mr. TiFW took delivery of his new car this afternoon:
(Yeah, I did a blog post about it – a couple of pictures and a YouTube video w/Dita von Teese pics)
http://teresainfortworth.wordpress.com/2012/10/05/her-name-is-lola/
Gas is going up again why?
Drudge has California at $5.00 a gallon….soon.
Fun, Teresa!
Gas is going up again why?
Because of Bush. Duh.
Because Romney is talking down the economy and being otherwise unpatriotic.
In CA, most of the gas price increases are due to problems/fires/etc. at refineries. And they are coming up on the switch to winterblend at the end of the month.
Because of the unfunded war for oil.
Fun, Teresa!
She’s pretty sweet.
I haven’t gotten to ride in her yet – Mr. TiFW came and picked me up at the house and we drove to the dealership. He had a meeting that he had to get to, so he drove back to work and I drove the Becca van back home.
We’re taking her to pizza tonight, though…..
My two undecided relatives in VA are now voting for Romney.
YEA!
TiFW – Nice ‘Stang! YAY, Ford!!
Gas is going up again why?
Because of Bush. Duh.
Duh is right. Hah! My bad.
This just arrived. I’ll let you when I get to the meth chapter.
Leon is breaking bad.
If you don’t get to it in the first three chapters, you’ve wasted your money.
/Recipe blog
I’m making bacon-wrapped chicken thighs. Applewood-smoked bacon.
It’s probably about time I started actually reading my pile o’ books.
You should buy a carwash.
Dan is willing to pay high gas prices as long as the end result is getting rid of TFG. He didn’t even know that Ace had me calling JEF TFG. We are winning the battle for the apolitical and undecided voters.
And maybe get an attorney on retainer.
WHEEEEE whatta day.
Busy week. Next week, too.
Pretty excited to get that pack of pork chops out of layaway.
What does TFG stand for?
Debate night… heh
L, Romney
R, Obama
http://is.gd/SrSmR0
That Fucking Guy, IIRC
Obama debate performance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXPCJyRYFuY
Seems like a no brainer: http://imgur.com/ibrp1
This just arrived. I’ll let you when
I get to the meth chapterthe house blows up.FTFY…..
L to R: Romney, MFM, Obama
OMG New Yorker cover.
SRSLY.
TiFW – Nice ‘Stang! YAY, Ford!!
Mr. TiFW has been saving his pennies for a long, looooong time.
DD#3 just sat in it, and asked if she could drive it.
Mr. TiFW is still laughting……
Yep. That Fuckin’ Guy.
BTW, MJ – great job on the BBF girl. Mr. TiFW says “Thank you” 😛
Oh hell yeah…
The ONLY one who “enjoyed” an advantage from the moderator during the debate was Obama. Given around 5 extra minutes, encouraged with questions, “helped” with prompting.
Even with that help, Obama got his ass kicked. Lehererere should have been more forceful about the time limit. Let the chips fall where they may.
I wish I was at the Romney rally in St. Pete.
I wish Pre-Cana had sports questions.
HA!
No HA!
Scott has become so good at cooking in so short a time. He pursued it with single-minded purpose, and now he’s better than me. I am terribly upset.
*covers face with both hands, sobs inconsolably*
*parts fingers slightly to see if you’re buying this*
Battle of the HA’S!
Laura?
http://tinyurl.com/8pza8hf
bacon-wrapped chicken thighs don’t suck
MCPO your granddaughter is so beautiful – I’ve been enjoying the pics of her. Keep them coming!
>> *parts fingers slightly to see if you’re buying this*
If you weren’t grinning like a dork you mighta pulled it off.
OT. Dan found out a CiL threw his dog into a wall for having an accident on the carpet. My cousins are in town for balloon fiesta. Dan is still so angry that it is getting racial at our house.
Even better smoked.
I suspect they would be, Scott.
How do leaner meats fare with smoking? I’m wondering if smoked rabbit might be worth trying.
Smoked stuff works better with a higher fat content.
“OT.”
Oso, we don’t have a topic and I’m sorry about the doggie situation.
*smokes*
Dan’s exact quote: If that fucking Mexican shows up at any family function I will kick his fucking ass.
http://www.smokingmeatforums.com/t/94967/memorial-day-weekend-smoke-rabbit-qview
Doesn’t get much lower than someone who’ll abuse an animal.
That looks delicious, Scott.
Leon, I know. If he’ll abuse an animal, he’ll abuse a wife or child.
Right. He was willing to hurt the dog with witnesses. What’s he do without them?
I hope Dan does kick his ass.
I think it is just my cousin and her kids this weekend. Dan is livid. Shit just got real. I guess the outlaws are the ones talking about the dog and family is being kept out of the loop.
One year old Boston terrier with a broken leg. I’m trying to keep it about the person not the race but Dan is livid.
He broke the dog’s leg? :((((
Ah shit, I can’t find a live feed for the Card/Brave game.
We’re listening to the radio. Damn ‘fans’ are throwing shit on the field and I hear they can forfeit the game.
Car in, yes. Dan wants to shoot him. All I saw was a FB request for a dog placement. Dan has been back channeling with other family members and is getting ready to go postal.
Dan’s exact quote: If that fucking Mexican shows up at any family function I will kick his fucking ass.
Call me if you need bail money. I’m all in.
Beasn, umps just used infield fly rule and Atlanta is going crazy.
Beasn:
http://www.vipboxsports.eu/watch/82277/1/mlb-postseason—nl-wild-card-game—st.-louis-vs-atlanta-live-stream-online.html
You’ll get a few pop-ups, even with protections on your computer, but I have great protection (Panda Security, that I pay for) and no virus warnings came up.
Oso, can you call your sheriff’s office to handle that shit? No need for Dan to get nailed.
Oso, can you call your sheriff’s office to handle that shit? No need for Dan to get nailed.
Cyn’s not just a pretty face. She knows stuff too.
Pre-Law, baby, with a minor in cosmetology.
she does have a purty face tho
Cyn, they live in AZ. I had a hard enough time keeping Dan from driving to AZ when he heard about it.
Pupster said that site gave his computer VD. I have watched a bunch of stuff over there and have had zero issues.
Here? In AZ?? Sheriff Arpaio does NOT take kindly to animal cruelty. He would be all over that shit. In a heartbeat. http://www.mcso.org/ContactUs/Default.aspx?t=4
Thanks Cyn, but it’s a little behind the radio. I just wanted to see people get clocked with beer bottles.
Oso, find a hog farmer and then take the shithead for a ‘field trip’. Eight minutes, no evidence. I hear. From friends.
Scott’s Trojan® Brand computer rawks!
I remember him saying that, Scott. The first time I went there, I had no issues, but today I had two sex site pop-ups (they were just links to go to the sites, not even the real deal; pffft), even with AdBlock Plus and my Panda. I just x’d them closed and didn’t have any issues. I’ll run the av just to be sure and will report back.
I still don’t see why it is about “Mexicans” when Dan has 2 cousins and 1 outlaw ready to join the posse. Dan is the only anglo in the group. Really makes me worry about my cousin and her 3 kids. Casa Grande is in what AZ county?
Pinal County (ha ha, yeah; it’s pronounced Peh NAL)
http://pinalcountyaz.gov/departments/sheriff/pages/home.aspx
>> I had two sex site pop-ups
Sex site pop-ups is the funniest expression ever.
Don`t click anything and you should be fine.
*scratches sores*
That is my NFL Network. I have yet to check out snooker, but it will happen.
and Darts.
Thanks, Cyn. Dan is just planning on vigilante justice with other family members. I’m still trying to be the voice of reason.
Sex Site Pop-Up Solutions™
Did anybody move anybody else’s show to a shitty timeslot today?
I totally did that, Sean. Yesterday.
*claps Sean in handcuffs and stuffs him into an old refrigerator*
Damn, people. Do I have to take care of EVERYTHING around here??
Why not cowboy poetry? The EPA? Department of Education? Just had to go PBS.
Oso, tell him ‘hog farm’. Though surely there is someone closer that can kick his ass. Remind Dan how much it will cost in gas.
*hogties lauraw and tickles her nose with a feather*
What’s with the big bird thing?
>> Damn, people. Do I have to take care of EVERYTHING around here??
Ok, who has the old fridge? WHO?
Stop bitching already and deal with the problem
Dan doesn’t even care. He’s recruiting other family members. Most of my family still sees Dan as a Gavacho and yet he is seriously calling out family on this. Sleeping Tiger time.
Given the chance, Big Bird would kill you and everyone you love.
*survives atomic bomb test*
Jokes on you, laura. Now, where did I put that stupid crystal skull?
beasn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ilv3VLIGJzE
Dan is on the phone with another white guy. They are both hating on the mexican.
I finally finished my rabbit-keeping book.
Now I just have to buy a live one and see if I can go through with it.
Dan is on the phone with another white guy. They are both hating on the mexican.
Not good.
Oso – tell them to uninsert their heads from their asses and get right with the fact that a DUDE HURT A DEFENSELESS DOGGIE.
Delegate Leon. You raise them and cook them, she kills them.
Beasnesase, Mitt said he would cut funding for PBS during the debate as part of his deficit reuction plan. The new meme is Romney vs. Sesame Street.
The president also riffed on Romney’s vow to rein in government subsidies for things like PBS. Romney said at the debate that “I like PBS. I love Big Bird. … But I’m not going to keep on spending money on things to borrow money from China to pay for it.”
“Thank goodness somebody is finally getting tough on Big Bird,” Obama said at the Denver rally. “We didn’t know that Big Bird was driving the federal deficit.” Someone in the crowd shouted, “And Elmo!” “Elmo too?” Obama said with a smile.
I read somewhere that it’s not really very economical to raise rabbits for home meat. Is that true or BS?
/large
I read somewhere that it’s not really very economical to raise rabbits for home meat.
The feed/meat ratio is distinctly better for chickens. I know it’s cheaper lb for lb to raise rabbit than to buy rabbit, but I don’t know how that compares to beef or pork.
Scott, she doesn’t want me killing anything we raise. Hunting she’s okay with, but the idea of me dispatching a rabbit from a cage upsets her.
If I give her the task, she’ll just hire a hitman.
I don’t blame Romney, I never liked Big Bird.
Cut off the teat-sucking bird!!
..then stuff it and cook at 325 for 3 days….
The next rabbit I shoot I’m going to process and make stew. It’s stupid to be afraid of tularemia when it’s so easy to prevent contracting it, and people have been eating wild wabbit for eons.
I have family members that raise cocks for fighting and pit bulls for fighting. Dan is pretty much taking them all on. Cultural thing. I still can’t believe how many family members are turning on family for Dan
Big Bird needs to quit earning close to a million dollars a year and filling her EBT card every month before going to the store to buy her freaking caviar and steaks. Long past time for her to live on her own considerable earnings, and get her claw out of my pocket.
Mr. Beasn will do any killing of critters if it comes to that. He really doesn’t like to hunt warm blooded creatures.
Oh oh….did I tell ya…I went fishing with him last weekend and an eagle flew out of the tree near us. It was still on the youngish. It’s head and tail was on it’s way to going white.
…youngish side……..
http://doorgarden.com/07/the-economics-of-backyard-rabbit-raising
$50 feed/18 lb meat = ~$2.78/lb. Not awful, cheaper than beef, plus lots of fertilizer/worm food.
Dog fighting? Tell Dan I am in.
Wabbits?
I sold cheap vodka and lottery tickets to this woman every Wednesday for years.
I didn’t see the movie until I was in college.
http://tinyurl.com/8s95tbb
Gee, your party sounds swell, bear.
http://tinyurl.com/66dwutl
>> I read somewhere that it’s not really very economical to raise rabbits for home meat. Is that true or BS?
It has to be a system. Groundworms.. veggie garden, wabbit poop.
People been helping starving people with that system for 20 years.
Scott, I have family members that raise Pits for fighting, 2 family members killed by Pits, and family members that raise greyhounds for racing. My family members that raise “cocks” for fighting have a grandfather that may have been Al Capone’s Spanish Pete.
You let too many people into your family.
Scott, Dan always throws the race card on my Hispanic family members. They really don’t think like Americans. It is weird.
Dog fighting has nothing to do with race.
Scott, I know that but I really wish my extended family could see that. Dan doesn’t care and he has taken on several generations in the 22 years he has been in the family.
Dan is called the “Gavacho” by at least 3 generations.
Oso,
WTF does Gavacho” mean? You “Blondy”, you…
Okay, there should be quotes on both-ends of Gavacho, but there isn’t…
Gavacho is mostly “foreigner” or “whitey”. Guerro is “Blondie”
Oso,
You’ve been married 22 years and Dan is still talking about; “Those fucking Mexicans?
The man is hard-core…
Honky.
* fries cat *
Don’t know much about history. . .
I thought cock fighting, etc. was illegal in the U.S.?
That cat didn’t fight well. It deserved to die.
I am hating Baltimore. And Ron Washington’s stupid pitching lineups.
I’m hoping the worms will be good chicken-food supplements.
My family is huge there.
Also, that chick from Flint had a problem I won’t have. My hands are strong enough to kill quickly, no thumping needed.
Beasn, we still have it here. It’s cultural. ChrisP, Dan still goes on rants that get racial. I can say the same exact thing but I’m “family”. He’s a racist. He hates anyone that hurts animals, children, or women. He isn’t very popular with my family.
I have family members that raise Pits for fighting, 2 family members killed by Pits, and family members that raise greyhounds for racing. My family members that raise “cocks” for fighting have a grandfather that may have been Al Capone’s Spanish Pete.
I see where your husband is coming from. Those things give me the willies. Besides you mentioning other family members helping illegals. A lot of whitey’s and blackies or Americaney’s that I know, don’t like cock or dog fighting….a ‘foreign’ concept that raises one’s ire.
You are in a pickle, girl. It’s almost funny that you are just like your husband and he’s the racist.
No, you aren’t in a pickle. They are and will be until they ‘get’ our culture.
If I found out that any part of my wife’s family were doing half of that, I’d have turned them in to the authorities. I might have used words like “hillbilly” or “white trash” to describe them under those circumstances.
But I’m already a confessed racist, so it doesn’t really change anything.
My grandfather could always be counted on to help illegals. My mom does too. Our local church is all about sanctuary cities. Lots of illegal gaming, drugs, etc in the community. Animal laws are seen as racist. Most of my family sees Dan and I as freaks for the way we spoil our dogs. Dan mixed it up with one of my Aunts for the way she treated her dog.
Yikes, husband’s friend just texted him. A friend of his daughter’s just had to be taken away by ambulance. I’m guessing they were running around the yard in the dark and he fell head first into a guardrail. Paramedic said it might take a 100 stitches? WTF?
100 stitches is better than a coffin.
Heh. Dan’s family blames me for making him a Republican. My family thinks he made me a racist.
I’m with Leon. My muthafrocking bootleg family is bad enough to deal with, they do any of that….there will be a rumble.
oso, my parents say I have been brainwashed and have done the same to my sister. They dont’ know where they have gone wrong.
I’m guessing if I were a dirty dirty coke snorting whore, I’d get some respect.
Oso,
Your kin are Demoncrats?
Seriously?
WHY?
Do they actually think that TFG has helped them, or America?
WTF,O???
Barbaric.
They are all D-rats. Both sides. My 2 cousins that are Drs are GOP, one Cil that owns his own business, one cousin married to a cop/former Marine in Washington. Dan was a D-rat when I married him. The rest all live on the D-rat plantation.
My father used to watch Chris Matthews and Lou Dobbs and agreed with both of them. He’s a smart man, and clearly superhuman. That cognitive dissonance would kill me.
My dad was an atheist. He was always disappointed that I was a devout Catholic. He blamed Dan. He let us take care of him for 5 years, but he blamed our catholicism for being so weak.
My Dad hated John Kerry enough that he voted for W in ’04. His brothers were union guys in Ohio and he saw them on stage with John Kerry in ’04. He never spoke to them again. Pretty sad. All 3 died of lung cancer and they weren’t speaking because of politics.
Were you still talking about your family?
I’m sorry. I was upthread looking at tits.
My parents were FDR Democrats. . . until Jimmah Carter. Then, my Mom realized what a lying, cheating, draft-dodging asshole Billy Jeff was, she vowed to never again vote for a Dem. She was as good as her word.
Oso,
When Anita & I got together, her parents warned her about “That Red Haired Catholic Guy”.
You’ll have to raise your children catholic, and you’ll have a LOT of children!!!
Neither of us is catholic, and we have NO children. I’m 63, and unlike Abraham and Ruth, it’s ‘not gonna happen…
Okay, the kid slipped in the wet grass and clonked his head on a guard rail. Our friend said it freaked him the hell out because it looked like someone tried to scalp him. His scar will run above his eyebrows, the entire width of his haid.
His mom is a Dr. and texted that it looks gross but he will be fine.
I couldn’t have children and Dan is more devout than I am. I don’t understand D-rats even though I am surrounded by them. My dad came around because he really hated Jane Fonda and John Kerry. My family didn’t even vote for Susana even though she was female, pro-life, and Hispanic. 2 of my family members were offered jobs in Susana’s administration.
**wanders in, gets some wine from the box, laughs at mothafockin’ bootleg fireworks again**
Did I miss the RickRoll?
Some woman came by the bakery to get cookies for her kids. She had four little boys. All hers.
I told her how lucky she was and she said, ‘thank you’. Most of the time people tell her she must have her hands full and she’s like ‘Duh’.
Beasn, Mr. RFH brought back from VA what are possibly the world’s worst cookies that aren’t burnt. They have coconut and no chocolate.
I love kids. And dogs. Hate bad owners. And bad parents. My foray into foster parenthood had the kibosh because of the gun ownership question.
holy crap beasn, is he ok?
I am allergic to coconut. Cookies with coconut are worthless.
Dave, the kid was one of our friend’s daughter’s friend. They were out in the dark, running around. Paramedics wouldn’t let non-family go with him but his momma is a Dr. and met him at the ER. She said he is going to be okay.
Our friend is going to have to change his own shorts once he calms down. Said it was gorey but head wounds usually are.
Roamy, you should make him return them. And bring real cookies.
He’ll have an awesome scar, that’s for sure.
I’m glad he didn’t bash his mouth.
Situation comedies, even when animated, are totally predicable.
Beasn, head wounds are always gross. In HS, we’d play swimming pool jump and go from backyard to backyard until the cops would show. Record was 8. We also had big wheel races. The cops hated our neighborhood.
damn..
years ago I remember my eldest kid doing a rip cord thing in my friend’s back yard, and the wire thing popped and hit her just above her eye. My friend was a PT, and she was on that shit like white on rice.. butterflied it and it was fine.
Glad your friend’s kid is ok. Doesn’t this parent “worry” thing suck canal water? Cept we signed up for it.
Later, my taters.
Roamy, you should make him return them.
It’s looking like he will go back to VA tomorrow. He packed just in case, but his sister is there right now. MIL has pneumonia in both lungs and is not responding to antibiotics. Not looking good.
I had a friend on Taiwan lose fingers to chinese fireworks. Everyone ran and left me and Mr No Fingers for the MPs and EMTs. It was gross. He lost two fingers in spite of my holding them.
I missed Lipstick.
Hi Lips! Where have you been hiding? It has been a while good to hear from you.
*hugs Roamy*
I’m so sorry about your husband’s mom, for you, for him. I understand.
My kindest thoughts for you all.
Buy an iPhone 5 they said. . .
http://tinyurl.com/8s3y42n
Oso, there was a guy at NASA who had lost most of three fingers playing with fireworks as a kid. He said afterwards, he would sit on the town square with the stubs of two fingers in his nose (like he was diggin’ for gold) and freak people out, until his mother caught him.
One of my bosses lost a few fingers to pyrotechnics at a medieval fair.
Hi Vmax! I’ve just been moving, getting set up in the new place, dealing with some health stuff and went to Ireland and England in the middle of that.
How have you been? Get any fishing in? What is the doggie population in Casa de Max?
He was a sorcerer or something
Miss you, Lippy. We were never allowed to play with fireworks as kids, so of course bottle rockets became our playthings of choice. Had a friend slide into 2nd with a pocket full of snaps that resulted in skin grafts.
Where did you move to Lips? Where did you go in England? My grandpa was from Sussex and the other was from Glasgow.
No fishing just me and Zeke. I have a job opportunity as a 911 dispatcher at my local police department.
Vmax, my BF from HS turned her dispatcher job into being a Dallas Cop for the last 30 years.
I am trying Oso foot in the door and such.
Knighty-night, and hope tomorrow is a better day. (((squishy hugs)))
Good luck, Vman
Night Romy
Thanks Oso.
I chose to be underemployed. I hate TFG and the BLS BS that came out today.
Thanks, Oso, I missed you too.
Vman, I cruised around Ireland with Dad and Sis and then to Cornwall, the Scilly Islands, Channel Islands and ended in Portsmouth and one night in Windsor.
Good luck on the dispatcher job – you seem like you’d be calm in a crisis.
I’m in southern California, a real housewife of Orange County without the plastic surgery. 😉
Lippy in the OC. How’s the spray tan?
Haven’t tried one yet, but a friend in Las Vegas is getting into that biz.
Are you spoiling your doggies extra tonight after the awful news?
Something’s wrong ’cause my mind is fading
Ghetto-blasting disintegrating
Rock ‘n’ roll, know what I’m saying
And everywhere I look
There’s a derp end waiting
How to dispute a parking ticket:
Good morning ladies!
Who’s up for another 12 hours of airlift fun!
Not me, so someone needs to come to Illinois and take my shift so I can go back to bed.
Promises to be a busy day flying Barky’s stuff around the country.
Looking at the POTUS missions moving on my shift he’s going to: Cleveland, Los Angeles, San Fran, Fresno and Seattle.
Dude, if you’re a Dem and you have to shore up California and Washington you are screwed.
Shore up, shit. He’s there to collect checks.
Goddammit, came to work and forgot pants again.
Sonofa…
Laura,
What? We’re using USAF C-17’s so the POTUS can go beg for money from Snoop Dog?
P-shaw!
I am shocked to realize there is gambling in this establishment! *collects winnings*
Phat is responsible for Obama losing the debate. He diverted the C-17 that carries SCOAMF’s massive sense of self worth.
I had the jet carrying the TOTUS (teleprompter of the US) diverted to C-Springs.
You’re welcome, Mitt.
To anyone who thinks the media is not totally in the tank for liberals,
I present this:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-I3zZVf8QNH4/Td-JRlrDmTI/AAAAAAAAGv4/ToYBw63VQUg/s1600/Debbie-Wasserman-Schultz-550×594.bmp
VS this
http://www.buzzfeed.com/hillaryreinsberg/for-some-dnc-chair-debbie-wasserman-schultz-goes
Did you happen to see DWS at the Dem Convention though? She really can look very nice when the services of Maybelline and hair foofery are artfully applied.
I thought her hair looked fantastic and she was very pretty during the thing. I was surprised.
Laura,
I’ve flown her on the C-40. She is kinda cute above the shoulders, but very short and a bit ‘wide across the beam’.
Maybe a 12-pack?
Know your place, prole.
The second iteration of DWS fits in a little better with South Florida.
Either way she deserves to be pelted with rotten garbage.
And anvils.
>> She is kinda cute above the shoulders
Dude, you are way overdue for a eye exam and a brain scan.
Soccer field. Freezing my tits off.
Anybody wakey wakey for me? I was up at five and out the door, so no time. I hope someone stepped up.
It’s pretty universal that the left, in dissecting Obama’s debate performance, has failed to understand or accept differing views. The head is firmly back in the sand.
Pretty soon, if the numbers get bad, we’ll probably be seeing the, ‘he’s too smart for us,’ & the ‘the Presidency isn’t manageable,’ columns again.
Yes, these are contradictory statements.
Mornin’ all.
Mr. TiFW is taking Lola to the grocery store this morning.
This other woman (new car) thingie might just work out to my advantage……
Here’s an awesome snippet from Jonah Goldberg about how despairing the Conservitive punditry was about Mitt prior to the debate:
“For instance: Bill Kristol ended every workday by drinking a fifth of Drambuie and playing Russian roulette. Rich Lowry was rushed to the ER on several occasions because he kept drinking the toner fluid from the office copy machine. After hearing the 47 percent comment, George Will jumped on his riding mower and crashed it through the plate-glass window of the local pet store, then freed all of the animals, screaming, “It doesn’t matter! Be free my beasties, feast on the flesh of the damned for there is no hope!” The bunnies simply twitched their noses at the American Tory qua Tory. When a kitten jumped on a piece of string, George watched for a moment, cackled heavenward and then grabbed a heavy dog leash from near a register and started swinging it wildly to keep the police at bay. I myself spent my days by a campfire in my backyard sharpening a screwdriver tip to a fine point with the intent of shiv-ing Stew Stevens at the Dunkin’ Donuts outside Romney HQ. My wife was upstairs packing bottled water and salt pills for her planned trek to Alaska. One day, after my daughter warned the neighbors that “something was happening to her Mommy and Daddy,” my neighbor came by and said to me, “Son, all that hate’s gonna burn you up.” As I scraped the screw-driver tip against a paving stone, I replied, “It keeps me warm.”
It’s from his weekly email (free to subscribe!).
Soccer field. Freezing my tits off.
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I only remember the mustache.
Very nice car, TiFW. But you might want to mention that he gave it a tranny/shemale name.
Give me a few minutes, and I’ll put up a new poat. (Nice BBF, BTW, MJ)
New poat!
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