Hello. If you are like me, you’ve probably had enough of the Olympics by now, especially that terrible game of beach volleyball. I was just telling Mrs MJ that I’m shocked *SHOCKED* that they only wear little tiny bikinis. How vulgar. I wrote this song last Saturday night, and I’m petty sure you fuckers are all old enough to actually remember it. OAF.
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Today’s featured model has pursued a career by always charging through the backdoor. She stands 5’5″ and was born in Italy in 1988, but grew up in Virginia. Once she turned 18, she moved to Hollywood and promptly began selling Dat Ass. Please welcome the ass with class, Aurora Jolie.
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In the spirit of back to school week for you breeders, the test will be conducted in 12 parts. No cheating. Wait, do we even have an Asian hostage? Oh right, Tushar. Everyone sit next to Tushar.
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1519 – Ferdinand Magellan’s five ships set sail from Seville to circumnavigate the globe.
1557 – Battle of St. Quentin: Spanish victory over the French in the Habsburg-Valois Wars.
1680 – The Pueblo Revolt begins in New Mexico.
1776 – American Revolutionary War: word of the United States Declaration of Independence reaches London.
1904 – Russo-Japanese War: the Battle of the Yellow Sea (racist)
1961 – First use in Vietnam War of the Agent Orange by the U.S. Army.
1978 – Three members of the Ulrich family are killed in an accident. This leads to the Ford Pinto litigation.
1990 – The Magellan space probe reaches Venus.
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What are you doing this weekend? Fantastic.
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Someone get that poor girl a chair before she falls over.
She is repellent.
Good job, MJ.
Lawd reekris! I think there’s roast beef peekin’.
*spanks MJ with a hairbrush*
Good lord, what a butterface.
And fake tits.
No cookie for MJ this week.
How did the tits in the first pics turn into the tits in the last pic?
And why?
WTFITS?!?
I liked the links. Lauraw may be right about the “peeking” EWWWW!!!!
She’s got the perfect face for her occupational niche…..
I do like that painting in the last photo.
If Barack Obama had a daughter she would look like this.
Her tits may or may not be fake, but her ugly is real to the bone.
Ragu Kid learns a very valuable lesson:
I checked on the roast beef sandwich. Not 100% sure, but I changed the photo anyway.
Somebody call a cop. Mitt Romney murdered my appetite.
why the fuck did I click on this at lunch?
I think she’s reasonably attractive, especially compared to some of the other monsters we’ve had as BBF in the past.
But much like the Grinch’s heart at Christmas, her tits grew 3 times between pic 2 and 4.
“…her tits grew 3 times between pic 3 and 4.”
please keep in mind – she didn’t build them.
It’s FiAF.
Pants optional
“…but her ugly is real to the bone”
to quote newt ginkrick –
“… I don’t particularly dislike her as a person.”
the poll question for today is:
Agent Orange
or
Aureola Jolie
Beefy.
I am stuck on agent orange
Bib boob? I guess so – she never spills anything on her pants.
OK, guess I really didn’t need lunch.
Haha, roast beef sandwich. Ha. I think this porst wins ¾ of an internet.
lol rb
I am stuck on agent orange
I’m stuck on Band-aid ’cause Band-aid’s stuck on me
Frowny face for MJ.
Ga.
It’s like Rosetta is back.
Back from visiting dad. Septic, not sure of source of blood infection. Possible intestinal blockage. Urinary. Or – very likely – dialysis cath.
He seems peppier today.
Until I showed him this poat, then he asked for the DNR paperwork.
Back from visiting dad.
Missed all this yesterday.
Best wishes for you and your dad, Car In.
It’s like Rosetta is back.
she’s too skinny
A prime example of Mass’s finest.
Thanks.
It’s happens so often, it really is barely news. They said 1 week to 10 day stay at the hospital, so he’s bumming. But then they’ve been wrong about that before.
Glad to hear your dad is feeling better.
Salvatore Coco retired from the Lawrence Police Department in 1993 after receiving $75,000 in an out-of-court settlement. He complained of “cruiser syndrome,” a condition which he claimed prevented him from riding in a patrol car because the confined area and scanner noise caused him anxiety, nausea and arm pain.
doomed….
Greetings, backfat enthusiasts.
This poat gave me anxiety, nausea and arm pain!
I should go on disability, I suffer from fear of cruiser syndrome.
Debra Grace sends MJ a special greeting for traumatizing her Grandpop with this beastly BBF poat: http://flic.kr/p/cPdkGo
Re. the model..Egad! I agree with Laura, repellent.
Hahahahaha
Flipped him off.
HA she’s flipping him off!
OMG, Chief – DG is just too, too cute!
Prayers for Car in’s dad and the whole Car in family; I’m sure he appreciates having you there to take care of him. {{{hugs}}}
I didn’t have them pants. . .
Roast Beast?!? WTF*!!
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*Well, That’s Fantastic
She look absolutely adorable, Chief. The hand gesture is a nice touch too. Atta girl!
Yay for a peppier CarinDad!
Roast Beast?!? WTF*!!
Where?
That wasn’t roast beef. She just needed her drapes hemmed.
Gas prices just shot up 22 cents here in the last two hrs. Wtf?
Quick, Carin!! Go drive around a bunch so you can hurry to fill up your tank again before the prices go up anymore than they have!
Watch Them Fries
It just amazes me how the gas price story is ignored. It’s 3.99 here. Ugh. Ethanol prices shot up I bet on news of corn reports. And teeter day Obama doubled down on it. Stat the fucking course.
And he ate a dog.
Damn you autocucumber!
It just amazes me how the gas price story is ignored.
It just amazes me that you’ve apparently forgotten that the president is a Democrat.
It just amazes me that you’ve apparently forgotten that the president is a Democrat.
^ ^ EXACTLY!
Damn you autocucumber!
Waitaminute here…wasn’t Carin messing around with cukes the other day?!
You, frankly, aren’t good enough for Obama. Your lack of employment proves it. Now he’s going to ascend into the heavens & you’ll have nothing, thanks to your ungrateful bigotry.
You worms deserve the cancer-ray wielding Mormon madman.
Maybe it really was teeter day.
If it’s not a holiday it should be.
Stat the course until it is, scott.
When is Steak and a BJ Day? It shouldn’t be too close to that.
I think I may have seen the first, “He’s Too Good For Us,” column the other day. It was a breakdown of why Obama is detached from the presidency. Wish I could remember where…
Scott has my concussion.
Stay off the road, Laura is running a little late
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MhsY5_dAlg
She’s a good driver.
Pic 3 easily wins this week. Looks tasty.
Stay off the road, Laura is running a little late
Either Mare can’t read, ignores Scott, or received this message a little too late:
Oh, and the bbf model eats billie goats and lives under a bridge.
Either Mare can’t read, ignores Scott, or received this message a little too late:
Sheeee-it. It’s a wonder those guys aren’t dead too.
Stay off the road, Laura is running a little late
3 minutes to Wapner…
I kinda miss that guy. Judge Judy isn’t a bad substitute though.
mmmmm…roast beef.
Hi Rich!
Why did I not know about this movie until JUST NOW?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McGqeq600D8
I think a moving company is going to adopt me.
This could be pretty awesome.
Why did I not know about this movie until JUST NOW?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McGqeq600D8
Super Lick!
Congrats, Scott! What exactly does that mean?
Ugh. Would anyone like a slightly dead Pogo?
I’m tasked to run to Costco to fill up (already $3.91/gal due to refinery fire here), and run inside and get chicken salad and grilled chicken strips.
As soon as I grab the keys to head out for what will likely be a 40 minute trip, Pogo decided to accompany me. Three hours later, here we are. $140 of stuff from Costco.
The worst part is, she takes the cart to some high traffic choke point where the sample people are, and then just walks away from the cart while people are trying to get by. And stands there talking to the sample guy endlessly. Look, goddamit, he’s trying to sell you feta cheese. YOU ALREADY HAVE FETA CHEESE IN THE CART AND PEOPLE ARE IN LINE TO GET THEIR SAMPLE!!! MOVE THE FUCK OUT!!!
We get in the checkout line and THEN she wants me to run ALL the way back across the entire ginormous store to get a jar of bean salad. You know, the same one she picked up, looked at, and decided she didn’t want. DO YOUR FUCKING SHOPPING BEFORE YOU GET IN THE CHECKOUT LINE!!!
On the way home, asks if we can swing by Ralphs to get a bottle of laundry bleach. “I’ll wait in the car while you run in!”
Instead of me running in, she again accompanies me. Instead of spending $0.99, We spent $57 something. And waste time.
After we get home, she complains that she didn’t realize the freezer was so full, and where are we going to put all this stuff?
Anxiety, nausea, and arm pain.
Must be BBF.
I’m about ready to go a-drinkin’…WHO’S WITH ME?!?
http://tinyurl.com/sit-down-sean
Just got off the phone with my little brother. He was full of pep talk.
He also says his union brothers tell him there’s plenty of money out there, the recession is a sham, and the problem is outsourcing, so he can’t see himself voting for Romney.
*claps hands*
WHISKEY!
You should send this to your little brother: http://youtu.be/0la5DBtOVNI
*sends Xbrad 17 shots of vodka… for Pogo*
Teeter day comes right after [insert something funny here].
Thanks Cyn. I needed that.
Just for that, Cyn, I’m gonna share that pic of you with cellulite on your thighs.
The fucks a pogo?
Movers never get small jobs because they have a 2000 lb minimum.
If they hire me to do my voodoo, they get to keep the small stuff.
More for them, more for me, less for my competitor.
Pogo is my mother’s nickname.
Those would not be my thighs.
Really? Then what the heck are they?
That’s hot, Scott. Screw the competition!11!
Really? Then what the heck are they?
Hisorry, Rich!fixt
Lauraw , I had some libs tell me that Americans are smart and resourceful , so we can afford to do anything if we really want to.
We apparently can’t afford a budget.
More for them, more for me, less for my competitor.
excellent!
Xbrad??
President Baseball Bat is upping the ante:
I wonder what happened to “Republicans buy shoes, too”.
laura?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeovTxMwrhY
Cyn?
http://tinyurl.com/ekrhb
Sounds like we had our annual tornado today.
I wore pants today.
Looking back, probably the right call.
A conversation with my 12 year old self:
You should have warned him to bring a change of pants.
Or he should have warned you. Whatever.
I made it through the day without killing anybody. Probably gave a few people cancer, but they’ll probably hang on for seven more years.
I think she has a penis.
I think she has a penis.
Well, you would be the “go-to” person for that sort of analysis….
So I sat in row 26 on an Airbus 320 (i.e. the last row). 45 minutes into my 201 minute fight, middle-aged guy passed out and faceplanted on the floor next to me while headed to the rest room. Having been half asleep at the time. I didn’t see everything leading up to this, but the trip got too exciting to sleep through after that.
Fortunately, I’m writing this on my couch, and not sitting in Kansas.
Yeah. Anyway, my little bro is engaged now. Gonna be a long engagement, they set a date in 2014. So that’s nice.
Do tell, Leon.
Why did you trip him?
Hey man, he kicked me in the dick. The tripping is on him.
Lucky for him, the guy that had been stealing my armrest was an army helicopter medic. He jumped over me and probably saved the guy’s life.
Diversity conference canceled so I am not going to IN after all
Glad the guy is OK, Leon – scary stuff!
Diversity conference canceled so I am not going to IN after all
I think this is a win for everyone who would otherwise have had to go.
Diversity & Indiana are rarely heard in the same sentence. Especially southern Indiana!
On the plus side, no diversity conference.
So excited NO Diversity Conference!!!!!
Has it been Bib Boob Friday all day? I just noticed.
Scott – Jes.
How’s the pool, Dave?
Actually, roll with that clip until you see Diablo guy.
There are some people getting seriously fucked up, maybe even dead in that video, x.
Error 37
WTFITS?
Gawd. The kid runs never fricken stop.
Plus I had a stupid soccer meeting. I’m cold and kinda hungry.
Hahahaha
That plagiarizing Zakaria asshole has lefties falling all over themselves to gargle his balls on FaceCockBlock.
Carin, I had the delightful experience today of handing my son $60 and a grocery list and telling him to also get a haircut. He did not come home with a mohawk, he did come back with bread, lunch meat, and breakfast fixin’s. Win!
Mare was at the olympics?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI319Yhp0II
Original ending of Willie Wonka
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEgGE81joB8
Awesome, Roamy. It is nice to send em out on errands, but oldest has football from 3 until 8:30 sobthis is all on me.
So this ^
WHISKY!!
*snaps fingers*
WHISKY FOR CARIN.
and me too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYPa1eUKnf4&feature=g-u-u
I’ll have a whisky with a whisky chaser please. And a hit off the crack pipe when it comes around.
WHISKEY!
*points at Dave*
you better serve him first, barkeep
extra crack
One more kid pick up, and Mr Car in is grumpy.
Needs a boy to work tomorrow and they both have crap to do. I told him I’d help him out, but he didn’t sound like he liked that answer.
WHISKEY
METH.
No, ladies foist.
Well, look at the time. I’ve been home 15 min. Time for another kid run.
*tosses the crack pipe to Car in*
BLACK TAR HEROIN.
*bites the head off a komodo dragon and chugs the venom*
SHYEAAAAAAAAIIIIRGHHH!!
Hey Laura, you like football?
WELL THEN PASS THAT BITCH!
This dog kicks butt. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9d7_1344547665
*hands Dave the headless lizard, wipes mouth on sleeve*
That dog could kill you and be gone before you knew you were dead.
Hey, anyone here seen my pet Komodo dragon?
*looks for a venom sac in all the mess here*
Tomorrow’s gonna be a fun day. I have guests coming to lounge at casa Dave w/pool and spa.
*nudges dragon parts under the sofa gently with my foot while making eye contact*
Hi mare!
I want to loung at casa Dave’s tomorrow,
*pouts, and does another hit off of mare’s pet Komodo dragon
*disappears in a puff of green smoke*
*points at lauraw
She said you didn’t want it anymore.
So I got an event invite on Facechimp:
Since Momma taught me it was good manners to reply as soon as possible to every invitation:
Mare’s never going to meet us now.
I don’t believe in Mare.
Scott, if you don’t believe, you won’t get presents at Christmas!
Is that what happened to wiser?
My son has to be the last kid out of the locker room.
Mare! http://i.imgur.com/yocpI.jpg
OK, I believe.
*finds Komodo carcus under the couch*
You sons of bitches!!!!!
You want that kitty?
Hahahahaha….hairy guy with a posse of Kittens!
http://tinyurl.com/9hkfod7
*wipes Komodo blood and venom off my face*
whaaaaa?
Car in, you are more than welcome to join in.
Tomorrow morning, at 7am, it’ll be 80 degrees for your run.
Dress, light.
Laura?
http://tinyurl.com/8qpmnu3
Pass the chips, Dave.
GAH
I think I need to lay off the Dragon for a bit…
http://tinyurl.com/9kpxlty
I haven’t had a potato chip in 5 months.
I sure do miss those motherfuckers.
Car in:
http://tinyurl.com/9p93rfh
Small plane crash in residential neighborhood in santa monica. Developing.
Evenin’. Picture a tick stuffed full of Tex-Mex. Replace my POL with it.
Did anybody let anybody else’s phone calls go to voicemail today?
I think Andrew is comatose. His last text message was garbled.
I don’t believe in Santa Monica.
Heh. Damn close to it.
Actually, local news is claiming it was in Westwood. I can assure you that is a real place.
SAY AGAIN RANGER FOUR YOUR LAST NOT CLEAR SAY AGAIN.. HELLO.. HELLO YOU’RE BREAKING UP
Westworld? Or Futureworld?
Important short film.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADsczWs1BSU
John Wooden was a robot sent from the future to win championships.
It smells like someone was smoking Komodo dragon venom in here.
*paaaaaaaahhhhh*
what?
15 minutes from finishing sanding the 4’x8′ outside window-frame on the detached garage and the orbital-sander makes this terrible screech – and stops orbiting. Pulled it apart and see the splined steel armature has completely rounded-out the “used to be” splined hole in the cast-aluminum orbit-drive. It’s garbage.
Anybody remember when ‘Black and Decker’ made good tools?
Me neither…
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/654268/samuel-l-jackson
Romney-Ryan slate.
Comments?
*huffs on the last of the dragon venom*
I was pro Paul Ryan for a long time…. The biggest risk is that dems will attack the ticket on the fiscal cuts Ryan is proposing, but if they can absorb and counter-attack, it is a formidable ticket.
I’m OK with Ryan. Heck, I’m OK with anyone pretty much.
ABO
I should probably start taking the pills again. It’s been two weeks.. I have a half bottle of em.
Ryan should work nicely. Hell; I’d even go for a Romney-Biden ticket.
Take the red pills, Dave, but not the blue ones.
fuck! they’re all white
Maybe they’ll be different colors once you take a few. Oh, and get that script refilled. You never know when you’ll need them. Or when a friend might need them.
*does that eye finger pointy thing from me to you and back to me*
Cool. I found the Starblazers movie. Japanese with Engrish subtitles.
refills? I can get more of these?
*dials*
*does the finger pointy thing back at you, back at my shoulder, back at something over there that looks suspicious*
Worst dessert ever:
Toe-jam pie
Sand Pecan Crispies
No suspiciousnessities!
Damn… Timeline on Facedouche for me.
MY toe jam pie is delicious. It has a vanilla lemon flavor.
The recipe includes a lot of vanilla and lemon juice. And sugar.
*heaves and baRfs*
Happy Birthday, Michael
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, “I’m sorry, your duck, Cuddles as passed away.” The distressed woman wailed,” Are you sure?” “Y
es, I am sure. Your duck is dead, ” replied the vet. “How can you be so sure?” she protested. “I mean you haven’t done any testing on him or anything. He might be in a coma or something.” The vet rolled his eyes. turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador retriever. As the duck owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately snifffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, “I’m sorry, but as I said, this most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck.” The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck’s owner, still in shock, took the bill. “$820?” she cried,”$820 just to tell me my duck is dead!” The vet shrugged,”I’m sorry. If you had taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it’s now $820.”
NBC News just announced it’s gonna be Ryan.
XBrad, your Pogo story was funnier. Mainly because my kids grumble the same way. “I need milk, bread, and eggs.” **leaves grocery store with $150 worth of stuff.**
I can’t believe I’ve never had Paul Ryan in HHD.
Sleepytime. **sets up coffee for the morning, steals loaf from MCPO to have for toast**
Hahaha, sorry Roamy, I misread that. I missed the in HHD.
Paul Ryan looks stunning in HD.
Hey girl, It’s Paul Ryan.
My contribution to the world of Paul Ryanisms:
Paul Ryan doesn’t always drink blood, but when he does, it’s Democrat blood.
The Curiosity rover was boosted to Mars by an Atlas V multistage rocket, because Paul Ryan was unavailable.
Despite being elderly, Joe Biden never suffers from constipation. When he feels it coming on, Biden cures it by looking inside his medicine cabinet at a photo of Paul Ryan.
When B. Hussein Obama found out that in America not only you can’t eat your dog, you can’t kick it either, he decided there was no point naming it “Paul Ryan.”
Late at night, Harry Reid was sodomizing a twelve year old boy gagged in his office when he found out Ryan was the pick. That was the moment he thanked his dark gods he never let a budget see the light of day. A budget would become a deadly weapon in the hands of Paul Ryan, even a Senate budget. Then Harry snuffed the boy.
In deference to Paul Ryan, the Air Force crews manning nuclear missile silos call the warheads “cheeseheads.”
When Paul Ryan enters the Congressional Budget Office, pencils hurl themselves into sharpeners to escape an even worse cut.
Paul Ryan has a manservant who wears a green eyeshade. The last time he threw it like a discus, it decapitated a statue of Woodrow Wilson.
Nancy Pelosi was drinking a stem cell smoothie from Planned Parenthood when she found out Paul Ryan would run for Biden’s job. She actually blinked.
Tim Geithner was busy falsifying his quarterly tax returns when he heard Romney picked Paul Ryan. He became so rattled he inadvertently failed to cheat the IRS.
Justice John Roberts was in his chambers masturbating to a photo of Earl Warren when he heard Paul Ryan would run. He wasn’t able to finish. However, he ruled it was still a climax, for purposes of the Anti-Injunction Act.
LoL, Eric
Every budget document Paul Ryan handles must be replaced afterwards because they become illegible. The red ink is so frightened it turns white.
Democrats’ Enemy: Ryan, Paul
Clear the runway!
Real subtle, Michael.
OMG, I’m EFFEN GIDDY IN THE HEAD.
I’ve got tingles running up and down my leg.
Wakey wakey
I cannot wipe the smile off of my face
Shouldn’t everyone get their ass out of bed soon?
I mean really.
*sucks on Komodo Dragon carcass
I think there was a little bit left.
I basically love everything about everything right now.
Pass the dragon.
I basically love everything about everything right now.
*nods vigorously
I KNOW, right?
The Dragon’s all gone, but I think there’s a bit left of that kitty …
The one question I want to hear: Did you read the document you are trashing, President Obemblefucktard?
MJ, I don’t mean to brag, but it’s fricken 60 degrees up here during the day. I could have run all day long on Thursday.
So awesome, especially after running in the heat. Just unbelievable what a difference it makes.
Here’s something to make you collapse into a heap of giggles:
VP debates.
John Fund was on earlier and talking about that. He said ” Joe Biden’s tray table isn’t always in an upright and locked position.”
Ha h ha …
Obama is- probably – right now thinking if it’s too late to dump him.
VP Debate is October 11.
Biden is busy on October 11.
Do y’all think he will dump him for the beast?
It doesn’t even get down to the 60s here at night.
He’ll keep Biden. Hillary is already dancing in Africa, which is the 100% accurate predictor of retirement.
What is the over/under on when the first asshole dem/media says that he gets a gay vibe from the rep ticket?
Well now, there’s a surprise.
Tushar wins the internet from a few days ago.
Hey, girl.
As a reminder: I saw him first.
*cuddles with homemade, life-size Paul Ryan doll*
Mitt, when he clarified, could have added that Ryan will be our Prez in 2020.
Already laying in popcorn supplies for the VP debates! Biden will have to change his name to Mr.Clean cause Ryan will mop the floor with him! 🙂
Obama now considering upgrading his ticket to Alvin Greene.
Unintentional, completely wrong thing to say to a group of high school boys, kicking balls at the goal, concerned they may hit me.
“oh, don’t worry, I’m used to balls coming at me.”
Eh gads. I meant I’m around soccer all the time. I tried to save it, but I don’t think I pulled it off.
Hold on there, Andy!
So looking forward to some adults in government!
She actually blinked.
Hahahahahaha. **awards 10,000 points to be used for Valu-Rite, popcorn, and morning-after Bloody Marys**
I swear, I think Ryan was this close
*holds forefinger and thumb a hair’s width apart*
from ending his speech with “git ‘r’ done”.
I’d have approved.
Unintentional, completely wrong thing to say to a group of high school boys, kicking balls at the goal, concerned they may hit me.
“oh, don’t worry, I’m used to balls coming at me.”
Eh gads. I meant I’m around soccer all the time. I tried to save it, but I don’t think I pulled it off.
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Hahahahahahahahahaha. Oh, I’m sure they didn’t catch it. Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahha.
Roamy, have you decided what you are going to yell in the voting booth this cycle?
Somehow, some way, Ryan’s Secret Service name needs to be “DIABLO”.
http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=331818#c19112494
DAMMIT!
Joe Biden’s going to have to study.
Why does MSNBC have a show called : Up yours, Chris Hayes?
Who is this guy, and what do they have against him?
Comment by mare on August 11, 2012 9:45 am
Hold on there, Andy
http://i.imgur.com/SsfSm.gif
Judging by the reaction from the far left, they don’t understand why Romney chose the Jets head coach as VP.
*lights that first cigarette after hearing of Ryan, exhales, and smiles*
I just looked thru a piece at The New Yorker and the writer is concerned that Ryan doesn’t have enough private sector or Washington experience.
Bwahahahahahahahaha!
Cyn, I hope that was an e-cigarette of satisfaction.
Roamy, have you decided what you are going to yell in the voting booth this cycle?
No, but that gives me an idea for a new poat. BRB.
It was just like this..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiqfGVmBD6U
My body clock is off from being in Phoenix. I either need to eat or sleep and I can’t decide which.
Full, complete, utter satisfaction, Mare.
He very young, and it may have been too soon to for him, but dang it feels good to be excited again.
great minds Leon, great minds…
It was just like this..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiqfGVmBD6U
YES
I agree, I never go “full blind worship” (never go full blind) but like Tom Swifty said I’m looking forward to adults in government again! I’m excited too!
Hard to believe (cause he always looked like he was 60), but Nixon was a younger VP than Ryan (40). Quayle was 41.
Still seems funny to me that I’m ten years older than our next Vice President.
New poat!
Cyn, I think it was time. He’s ready, it’s his best issue at stake, the only other step was WI governor and that’s handled, and he’ll be ready for 2020.
A brief complaint: Ryan was wearing a jacket with no tie, and Romney was in his shirtsleeves and wearing a tie. They should have both dressed similarly. It seems Mitt likes to be without a jacket and his sleeves rolled up. That looks good while campaigning, but not good at important events like VP announcement, Convention etc. I hope he will be formally dressed on Jan 20 while facing Justice Roberts.
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Just got off the phone with a push poller obviously sponsored by Joe Donnelly, democrap running for senator in Indiana. One part was the poller quotes about the 2 candidates. Funny that there were 3 for Donnelly and about 10 for Mourdock. At one point I started chuckling at the obvious spin of the questions and the poller knew I had her number. Note to Donnelly: Make sure your pollers know how to *pronounce* your name if you hope to have name recognition 🙂 She pronounced it like “Denali”.
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