Hi Rich!
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I wrote this song for Shay Laren, who just happens to be this week’s model. She has never, ever graced a BBF post. Not once.
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I used to hang out a bar in Chicago called the Leopard Lounge that always played 50s or 60s strip tease videos, with current music. The video kind of reminds me of it. A golf ball also called me to let me know that it just got sucked through a garden hose. That kind of reminds me of the bartender, Renatta. If I only had a brick wall and some chalk, I could sketch it out…
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I liked tests in high school. I also liked Sheryl. She was pretty hot and we spent an entire semester in Spanish trading a notebook back and forth. Sheryl would write a page, then I’d write a page, and so on. Isn’t that cute? Awww. Now STFU and take your test.
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1690 – The colony of Massachusetts issues the first paper money in America.
1787 – Shays’ Rebellion is crushed.
1809 – The Illinois Territory is created.
1830 – The sovereignty of Greece is confirmed in a London Protocol.
1870 – The Fifteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution is ratified, guaranteeing voting rights to citizens regardless of race.
1913 – The Sixteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution is ratified, authorizing the Federal government to impose and collect an income tax.
1966 – The unmanned Soviet Luna 9 spacecraft makes the first controlled rocket-assisted landing on the Moon.
1969 – In Cairo, Yasser Arafat is appointed Palestine Liberation Organization leader at the Palestinian National Congress.
1984 – Space Shuttle program: STS-41-B is launched using Space Shuttle Challenger.
1998 – Karla Faye Tucker is executed in Texas becoming the first woman executed in the United States since 1984.
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I hope you have an awesome weekend. Bye Rich!
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I don’t dare click through all the links at work, but good job, MJ!
first?
bah
fist
‘Sup, peeples?
How come Gab never visits on Friday?
I couldn’t let some short hair freak be first, laura.
Nice to see a new BBF girl… good job MJ! Saving linkies for later.
bought the song, Chief. Thanks.
that’s fun.
I’m at the age where the HHD and BBF featured models all look too young for us to be looking at.
*covers everybody’s eyes*
PUT SOME CLOTHES ON YOUNG LADY AND GET TO SCHOOL
Ok, I need a cheap, easy dinner idea.
GO.
I said GO
What do you have in the fridge/ freezer to work with?
Don’t PUSH me
*shoves Carin*
PUT SOME CLOTHES ON YOUNG LADY AND GET TO SCHOOL
I volunteer to drive the bus.
pizza
spam
Marinade a London Broil in red wine, Worcestershire and 4-5 cloves of crushed garlic. After broiling the meat, add a tossed salad and some dinner rolls.
Easy-peasy!
well, she’s not fat……
btw, Tom Brady’s an idiot and a douche:
http://tinyurl.com/7rlpwq2
I have very little in the fridge, lauraw. I am willing to go to Krogers. Three isle shopping limit.
aisle
PUT SOME CLOTHES ON YOUNG LADY AND GET TO SCHOOL
I asked my wife the other day whether she thought the high school principal knew that one of his students was out late at night working as a News anchor on the local TV station. I swear the woman is 17. Of course, she is very pregnant at the moment – not that that is unusual these days for a high school kid.
Ok, I need a cheap, easy dinner idea
Chuckie Cheese
*shoots hotspur with a water cannon
*sprays
Meatloaf and roasted veggies?
That’s quick?
Are you insane?
Guess my idea went over well!? /sarc
Breakfast for dinner. Cannot go wrong.
Ok, playing on Chief’s facebook.
I like MCPO’s idea actually.
Alternatively, you could get a hot rotisserie chicken from the store. Flake it apart.
Saute some vegetables with oil and butter and whatever herbs you like (fried garlic and onion would be good in here too). Add the chicken and heat through.
Toss with or top buttered noodles. Or brown rice, whatever you’re into these days ya freak.
Marinade a London Broil in red wine, Worcestershire and 4-5 cloves of crushed garlic. After broiling the meat, add a tossed salad and some dinner rolls.
I think this fails the “cheap” qualifier.
1-2-3 Chicken
1 tbl honey
2 tbl red wine vinegar
3 tbl Frank’s hot sauce
1 lb chicken
Cube, then stir fry chicken. Add sauce and stir fry another minute. Serve over pilaf, with green beans on the side.
I’ve had a chicken/rice hankering for days. Of course, neither my children nor my dad would eat that.
SO sick of dinner. I don’t even want to eat it most days.
That second one should take fifteen minutes including the time to cook the noodles.
Meatloaf I consider quick, yes, because you’re not actually sitting in the oven with it for an hour. You mix it up, plop it in the pan. You can go do other things you know.
Why not omelets for dinner, Carin?
My meatloaf recipe is a project. Takes forever to prepare. Plus my hands get all yucky mixing it.
Have you ever tried the seasoning called “Spike”? ZOMG. Crazy good and turns chicken from blah to wow. After sauteeing, add some chick broth and thicken slightly with corn starch. Yum. Even my boys will devour this.
whatever you’re into these days ya freak.
This.
Of course, neither my children nor my dad would eat that.
They know where McDonald’s is?
Okaaaayyy…Shake & Bake pork chops?
I think my dad would balk at omelets for dinner.
this looks kinda good.
Never heard of spike.
I’ll look for it.
Honestly, it’s such a pain in the arse cooking for my dad. And my kids.
it sucks.
I just want healthy meals for dinner (or just a salad) and my dad is the opposite. THen there are the kids.
Hate hate hate it.
I need a wife. Or two.
*cough
http://hostagerecipes.wordpress.com/2012/02/03/for-car-in/
*cough
My dad wants meat with every meal, but he doesn’t like low-fat cuts of pork, or chicken breasts, or meats with sauces. He doesn’t like brown rice or whole wheat pasta. He loves gravy on everything, including meatloaf.
salads are an afterthought and he hates broccoli.
He doesn’t like anything spicy, even if I make a non-spicy version for him.
you people are killing me
30 lbs of Beef/chicken/bacon for $89 at my local butcher shop. YMMV
Everybody loves Captain Crunch.
Christina Hendricks is a fat girl with a skinny face and she wears spanx to create an artificial waist in her huge gut.
I like the zatarains dirty rice. It takes 20 min for the rice but it is quick. Brown 1# of ground beef while cooking rice. Mix together and top with sour cream.
Laura – Why the Christina Hendricks hate? You can’t let a man have his fantasies?
Christina Hendricks is a fat girl with a skinny face and she wears spanx to create an artificial waist in her huge gut.
heh heh heh……
That’s a lovely shade of green you are wearing today, Lauraw…..
Do like my mom did. Fix what you want. If they don’t like it, they can cook something themselves.
I’ve done a ton of cooking this week – and I just don’t feel like doing it anymore.
Why can’t i be one of those moms with a bunch of prepared food/frozen crap in my fridge?
Yeah, I don’t get the Christina Hendricks lust either. Heavy, and not really pretty.
Christina Hendricks is a fat girl with a skinny face and she wears spanx to create an artificial waist in her huge gut.
yea. Poor girl. She’s practically a freak.
Hey, you could pick up food at Taco Bell. Spend $20 and eat for two days.
I need a wife. Or two.
I doubt you understand the price you pay for one, let alone two. 🙂
No, she’s gorgeous. I don’t hate her. I just had to unburden myself and say the truth out loud. If her face matched the rest of her, she would just be another Delta Burke or Kirstie Alley.
Laura, back when I first saw her on Firefly, she wasn’t quite as… voluptuous.
She’s pushing the outer boundaries, but she’s still pretty damn hot.
If I wanted to date a woman with the body of a boy, I’d date Jewstin.
If her face matched the rest of her, she would just be another Delta Burke or Kirstie Alley.
and yet…. it doesn’t./
And that works nicely for her.
I don’t go all stupid drooling crazy for her, but I think she’s attractive… at times.
I have seen pictures of her where she’s not so hot too, so I guess it depends on the lighting
She’s a manatee in a corset.
Oh, like bestiality is gonna scare us off…
LOL, you guys are better about this than I thought you would be. I’m just bored…
Car/in- Chicken breast and thighs, browned, 2 jars marinated(olive oil/herbs) artichokes poured over, 350 uncovered 25 minutes in oven, add couscous for a side and veg. Fin
Oh. Maybe it will…
Oh, like bestiality is gonna scare us off…
And how is Dolly doing?
Oh, and, ah, Buddywiser steeped in a tall adult beverage is always fun, just sayin.
Carin, you cook what you feel like cooking and put it on the table. If they won’t eat it, fuck ’em.
Yeah, such a cow. . .
http://tinyurl.com/6rnczrr
Laura, put the hump in a corset.
See how much better it looks.
Howdy, podners.
Dolly is doing surprisingly well, considering she’s deflated and stored in a shoebox in a cabinet out in the garage.
Poor Dolly!
Hey, Sean!
Brad, you need to take better care of your sheep.
Brad, come out here and give me a blow job. I’m lonely.
Access denied, MCPO.
Yeah, such a cow. . .
http://tinyurl.com/6rnczrr
Looks like someone shoved an airhose up Lucille Ball’s ass and turned it on “high.”….
Dolly is doing surprisingly well, considering she’s deflated and stored in a shoebox in a cabinet out in the garage.
Bitch wouldn’t listen, huh?
>> Access denied, MCPO.
I’ll take “Things Ladies Say to MCPO Every Day” for $200 Alex.
It’s dark and chilly inside this shoebox inside this cabinet in the garage.
Someone call PETA, please.
HAHAHAHA! Dave wins!!
*rolls eyes and walks off-stage left- in a huff*
http://tinyurl.com/7fkc8zs
Dave, how was the chili cook-off?
*rolls eyes and walks off-stage left- in a huff*
See? Now that’s what I call “great lighting”
Someone call PETA, please.
Mmmmmmm…lamb pita.
MJ?
http://tinyurl.com/7btmavu
Hahahahahaha
How does one manage to entirely piss off the left while entirely pissing off the the right?
Just ask Komen.
MCPO, she is stunning in B & W. Now, stop huffing paint!!
Just ask Komen.
Freaking astounding with its stupidity.
Yep. Komen is doubling down on stupidity.
It’s gonna be a fundraising disaster.
Beasn?
http://tinyurl.com/766n7p2
Now, stop huffing paint!!
What?! This week?!
No way!
Here’s another fat girl.
http://tinyurl.com/77yx3m4
MCPO?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmW-ScmGRMA
I found a huge manatee that Laura will hate as well. . .
http://tinyurl.com/85bayd
Hi everybody!
Howdy, Rich!!
Hi Rich!
The Komen Foundation can go screw itself!
Oh, it looks like it already did.
twice
Why are we being flipped off by the BBF model?
http://tinyurl.com/76k7fyk
When I see someone wearing that Komen BS, I’m going to greet them this way, “Hi, baby killer!” “Why do you make a big deal out of breast cancer when babies are being sliced and diced in a woman’s womb and you don’t give a shit?”
Also,” FU!”
Can all those folks who donated after their first announcement now demand their money back, given that it was given under false pretense?
Why are we being flipped off by the BBF model?
She’s jealous of sohos.
Carin!
Raisin Bran, serving of cheddar cheese, serving of applesauce, glass of milk, glass of V8.
There you go … healthy, balanced, fast and easy.
That’s EXACTLY what I would be doing, AD: stopping my check or calling my credit card company. Total bullshit.
Also,” FU!”
I think I’m in love with Mare.
Yeah, I’d call the CC company and stop the charge.
Aggie is invited to our spinster club house, Lauraw not so much. She better change her damn attitude, we need her to cook for us!
So much for boredom! Be careful what you ask for, I guess.
Just had a lady customer in here crying. She got laid off today. I had to grab her and hug her for a while until she stopped bubbling.
Boo.
Writing zeros to a 1TB drive takes a llllooooonnnnggg time.
Can all those folks who donated after their first announcement now demand their money back, given that it was given under false pretense?
https://twitter.com/#!/MZHemingway/status/165481644659195904
Did you ask her if she voted for Obama?
What kind of spineless women are on the Komen board? Yeah, they’re really brave fighting that breast cancer…assholes. How about doing something really brave dick faces!
Erasing data, HS? You know you can’t do that just once, right?
Good job, Lauraw, but I though losing your job was fixed by Obama? Didn’t that women hear about this months jobs numbers?
How about doing something really brave dick faces!
I misread that as “How about doing something about…”
The brave dick face menace is real and it’s now.
My dad wants meat with every meal, but he doesn’t like low-fat cuts of pork, or chicken breasts, or meats with sauces. He doesn’t like brown rice or whole wheat pasta. He loves gravy on everything, including meatloaf.
salads are an afterthought and he hates broccoli.
He doesn’t like anything spicy, even if I make a non-spicy version for him.
Perhaps the Happy Valley Old Folks’ Home has a better weekly menu plan than Casa de Car in……
(just kidding)
I know, Jay. There’s an option to write in seven passes, but I’m 62.
All out of doors looked darkly in at him
Through the thin frost, almost in separate stars,
That gathers on the pane in empty rooms.
What kept his eyes from giving back the gaze
Was the lamp tilted near them in his hand.
What kept him from remembering what it was
That brought him to that creaking room was age.
He stood with barrels round him — at a loss.
– Robert Frost
Writing zeros to a 1TB drive takes a llllooooonnnnggg time.
Write ones. They are faster.
I pray you’re not going to try to divide or anything, right ‘Spur?
Hey–how’s Hotbride feeling?
HotBride is still very sick. 😦
But she sent me a video of her wiggling her toes last night, so either her spirits are up, or she’s delirious.
Car in.
Put a box of Total on the dinner table.
And of course, remind your family…..
DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!!
Heh, carry on, HS!
Make HotBride take her medicine, she doesn’t want to mess around with that stuff.
Did you ask her if she voted for Obama?
It sounds like a good idea on a blog comments section, but IRL it never actually crosses your mind.
Hey, instead of writing 0’s, can’t you just download a whole lot of porn? Might as well kill 2 birds with one stone.
Why do you think I’m writing the zeros?
It crosses my mind all the time. I have to continually talk myself out of saying something.
Mare is hard core.
HotBride is still very sick.
Ugh, sorry to hear that. Might be time for an intervention with some homemade chicken noodle soup and TLC. Hope she feels better soon.
Now if only we had a great recipe for chicken soup somewhere…
Hotspur, I imagine it’s how you feel with the losers at the ghetto bar.
They’re not really losers, they’re just liberals.
Oh wait. They’re losers.
I hang out with liberal losers.
😦
Don’t worry, HS. They’re all over.
Yeah, every time I lift up a rock there are a bunch more.
I’ve never met a liberal I really liked. They are either moochers, pretentious, wealthy through their parents and not hard work, irrational, illogical, boring, ill informed or a combination of the above.
You left out slutty.
When I see someone wearing that Komen BS, I’m going to greet them this way, “Hi, baby killer!”
Not much for that Dale Carnegie stuff, are you?
Mare, they usually smell, too.
Hippies do smell, forgot that one.
And the gals I know who are pro abortion are sluts.
Forgot that one too.
I. WILL. NOT. GET. SIDETRACKED.
No more Obama!
SMOD/ELE 2012!
You left out slutty.
I thought we were just discussing their negative traits…..
Hotspur, I do hope Hotbride is on the mend.
I. WILL. NOT. GET. SIDETRACKED.
Who wants a Werther’s Original?
Thanks, Aggie.
If men think with their dicks, then I encourage them to think inside of the box.
awesome, mad racks and recipes. H2 is the bombdiggity
hand full of fritos in a bowl
hand full of grated cheddar cheese
half can wolf brand chili with beans
65 seconds in the micro
fin
What’s a Werther’s Non-original taste like?
I. WILL. NOT. GET. SIDETRACKED.
Who wants a Werther’s Original?
Oooo! Shiny wrapper!!
Frito Pie… nummy idea Count.
mmmmm..pie
Did anybody shakedown a breast cancer charity today?
Count, replace wolf brand with beans to the no beans and that is what my husband has planned for dinner.
Hotspur with the boxes and pies and pies today.
You’d better hit the ghetto bar early.
Note to self – don’t browse political news when you’re already in a bad mood.
How’s everybody here doing?
What’s a Werther’s Non-original taste like?
Communism.
The hell? BBF’s already in reruns?
Hi, Revvy. Some of us are fine, and others are decrying Werther’s Original™, and still some are pretty pissed off at inconsiderate spouses.
Why do you ask?
Well Aggie, I was hoping for a happy answer to make me feel better, actually ;P
I lurves Mare ’cause she’s so shy and demur.
Oh!!
Well, it’s Friday!! 😉
You’d better hit the ghetto bar early.
No, I’m still writing zeros.
I. WILL. NOT. GET. SIDETRACKED.
No more Obama!
Block of Cheese/Stinkbug 2012
Jeebus, just how much pron did you have on that drive?
got new living room furniture today sans-sohos approval It could be a good day or a horrible one revvy. we’ll see when she gets home.
http://tinyurl.com/8x7two8
http://tinyurl.com/7tug6c8
Stinkbug?
Awesome choice.
You bought furniture on your own, Count?
And it matches??
Aggie – And yet, I have to work tomorrow ><
I haven't had more than a day off at a time since December.
And it matches??
ha yeah well kinda. it’s not really a set but I didn’t want the love seat i liked that chair. It does have the same fabric as a couple of the pillows so I figure i’m good.
Nice, Count. I predict she will love that recamier.
A terrabyte.
cool I’ll just let her know I ran it by h2 first since she wasn’t here.
Fainting couch!?
I predict she will love that
recamierchaise.*winks and give HS the finger gun*
Beautiful and most excellent choices, Count.
It’s probably fake, but who cares?
http://is.gd/gRbbxu
Nice furniture, Count – I’m sure she’ll love it!
But…..BEANS IN CHILI?!?!?!?!?!?
You heathen!
You say tomato, I say tomahto.
thanks for the thumbs up. YES beans in the chili. I always make “sweep the kitchen” chili, gumbo, and seafood boils. If it’s here it’s going in.
That’s an awful lot of gay pron, Hotspur.
Where are you storing your collection now?
got new living room furniture today sans-sohos approval
I think you done good, Count, but if Sohos disagrees and tries to set you on fire you can crash at my joint.
mare on February 3, 2012 at 3:33 pm said:
It crosses my mind all the time. I have to continually talk myself out of saying something.
******
Im not so good at that . I think I pissed off a woman at the gym a few weeks back. I can’t honestly thing what it was but it prolly involved her discussing her retirement plans from teaching at the ripe old age of 50.
Oh well. Who needs friends, amiright?
I like the furniture count!
Any more than us FIF, Carin, and you’re just asking for trouble.
I think you done good, Count, but if Sohos disagrees and tries to set you on fire you can crash at my joint.
cool thanks, I’ll be bringing my own furniture to sleep on so we got that going for us.
Mmm… loud angry music.
Too bad I couldn’t do this last night.
Rats. I missed food blogging earlier. Ham steaks, hashbrowns and a big bowl of salad Carin.
Yea FIF are much better Cyn.
Although I actually feel kind of bad. Oh well. Fuck it,
Furniture looks cozy. Good choice, Count
Ditto on the furniture. That couch is made for curling up and disappearing into the pillows.
I totally missed the initial furniture post Count – but yes, those look freaking comfy. Plus they’re very pretty.
They make me miss my cozy chair in the attic. I never have time to be up there lately, and mommy keeps stealing it when we watch movies 😦
Years ago, Scott and I went furniture shopping together when we got the recliners and couch for the LR.
It was a big production. Scott and I have different ideas about what a couch is supposed to be like. But we came together and found something we both liked for different reasons.
Ruby ended up kind of ruining the finish on the couch but I still love those recliners.
thanks for the approval I’m not as worried now. Our couch is just crazy worn out. I have wood fencing slats under the cushions to firm it up. That’s so ghetto and even still it’s uncomfortable. I’ve had this couch at least 15 years probably closer to 20. That’s ridiculous, but furniture’s not ever something on my list of shit to buy. bigger t.v.? absolutely and often, cruise to the Caribbean? hell yeah I’m in, trip to vegas? fo shizzle. I came to the conclusion I’m never going to have a furniture fund so I might as well just get it.
by the way this is maybe the funniest craigslist ad i’ve seen.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/eug/2698858103.html
It’s the couch that required four people to get into the truck
I’m reasonably certain I was one of those guys. In fact, we wrestled it into my truck.
“Anyone who looks at the BNC can see it’s no stranger to fornication. It couldn’t be. Its four feet of depth and eight feet of length are solid couch-y goodness. You can’t blame a body. ”
hahahahaha
https://twitter.com/#!/shitmydadsays/status/154637390487629824
Douche bag in chief actually said this morning that “we need to double down on green energy”.
I hate to say it but I really would not be surprised at all if he gets another 4 years. After all the libtards I saw today protecting Planned Parenthood. It reminded me there are actually quite a few of them. It’s an entitlement society. He’s the king of entitlements.
We’ve already doubled down a couple of times, so we are at a factor of what, 8 now?
No math!
I think we should all take the catalytic converters off our vehicles in preparation for the next Maunder Minimum.
Count, did you get a matching ottoman?
GUH, the whole PP vs. Komen thing has me fuming.
And something that probably NO ONE doing the bitching has thought of in all this is how it will set a precedent for all charitable organizations. They’re going to be that much more tight-fisted with their money now, because there’s no way to know that a donation won’t turn into an annual obligation.
negative oso our place is too small to give that much real estate to a foot proper upper.
Shay Laren…nice BBF pic(k)!
Quick dinner idea: hunk of meat on the grill and a bag of frozen veggies. Slice a tomato or a cuke for the first course and your done.
yep Revvy so true.
It’s nothing less than a shakedown. Absolutely nothing less. I doubt it’s all been said and done yet though. I’m sure there are plenty out there that contribute to SGK and were unaware of funds going towards Planned Parenthood. I expect some large donor to SGK to pull out in the coming days.
We have an awesome little market near us.
Tonight I picked up a 2 lb stuffed pork roast for $8.
http://www.tmz.com/2012/02/03/adam-lambert-queen/#.TyxkpsVSQl_
It just fucking KILLED me that no one defending this crap even bothered to note that PP doesn’t even do mammography and therefore has no business getting money from a breast cancer organization!
Not to even get into the fact that PP has PLENTY OF GODDAMNED MONEY, and the withdrawal of a $680,000 grant wasn’t going to sink their ship.
It’s all about women’s health Revvy.
I think my taste buds are coming back.
Canadian whiskey tastes like crap.
Does a woman have to have a referral from a doctor for a mammogram?
GUH.
I still remember the conversation I overheard in HS between two girls, talking about how PP would actively help in misleading their parents about the fact that they were on the pill.
It’s not about ‘women’s health’ – it’s about promoting an instant-gratification culture.
Hahahaha
Take that, Canada!
Tito’s still tastes great. Texas wins.
Revvy is a racist and obviously hates women.
Every time I’m close to grabbing a bottle of Canadian whiskey I always back off at the last second…just a gut feeling. Bourbon, scotch or Irish whiskey for me, usually in tax free New Hampshire
Canadians do make some good beer though
Admittedly, I did express the wish to be a boy when I was 6.
Good thing I have sane parents/was living in the 90’s, or else I might actually be one now.
My zeros are all written.
Jimbro, if you ever see Tangle Ridge give it a try.
I had a bowl of my chili and then lit a cigarette, then I asploded.
Will do, I stop by the NH liquor store 2-3 times a year when I see my family down in MA. It’s right off I-95.
Haven’t found a tax free cigar store yet though
Blackened tilapia, home-made dirty rice and a fresh salad.
Scott, I have been looking for Tangle Ridge since the last time you brought it up. Didn’t find it in Vegas or Denver. It has become a quest when I travel!
Dinner blog!
did anybody else not finish ANY of their deadlines this week and thereby just locked down their entire weekend of sitting at this fucking desk working? No? Just me? Fucking great!
*raises hand*
Beef and broccoli over rice, and more cake 😀
Tangle Ridge was hard to find around here a few years ago, now all the larger stores have it.
Oso, ask a local store if they can order it.
If not I can send you a bottle.
GML – I have to work on my commission for Roamy, which looks like it’s gonna be done in traditional media now cause my computer is still non-functional.
20$ comment. When I was being pressured to donate to SGK by my family and I refused because of the PP thing, I caught a lot of crap from the coven. I feel so vindicated right now.
the coven
ha ha ha haaa
Coven???
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Giving kudos to Planned Parenthood for their occasional mammogram referrals is like praising the Nazis for building the Autobahn
I had a bowl of my chili and then lit a cigarette, then I asploded.
Hey, you misspelled “ass-ploded”
How can you name a golf tournament the Waste Management Open?
What’s next? The Late Term Abortion Open?
Scott, thanks. I may take you up on that. Shopping for booze is kind of a vacation thing for me. I lIke finding new beverages. Right now, I am enjoying the quest.
HS, is the Late Term Abortion Open played in Illinois or Kansas?
Battle royal occurring at chez OBrien over the food bowls.
It’s hilarious.
Kansas
I prefer the Unnecessary Amputation Invitational.
What did you feed the little blighters, Carin?
Tonsillectomy Palace Open
St. Dildos, the Old Course
The California Colonoscopy Open!
Giving kudos to Planned Parenthood for their occasional mammogram referrals is like praising the Nazis for building the Autobahn
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Chief, that may have been the smartest thing you’ve ever written. Who did you steal it from?
Fucking smart ass kids.
>>Who did you steal it from?
Joe.
Joe Mama.
The OFB Sawgrass Open
tomato soup and turkey sausage.
In honor of charitable giving, I sent of a check to St. Jude’s and the MO Humane Society, today.
F*ck Komen and PP and those asshole senators who think they have the right to open their crooked pie holes to tell some private charity what the f*ck to do with their money.
A Pustule National – men only.
Deregulation is awesome as long as we’re aborting things. Otherwise we need a government official to watch you do anything.
/leftard
Hotspur, why aren’t you with your bride, making her some soup and a sammich?
Glandeagles
yeah, they are all bitchy over the evil rich and corporations but turn their heads to a billion dollar (profit) baby killing industry. Oh, wait, that’s cause that is where their campaign coffers are filled.
Anusol Open….A-holes only
Steak sammiches.
Beasn, because she’s four hours away, and doesn’t want me to catch what she has.
I had some steak in the freezer (the cheap part) plus my dad can just eat the meat w/o bread. Win/win.
Everyone’s happy.
I have a deep and abiding hatred for PP. 2 of my cousins are devout Catholics and physicians. The University Med School sent them to PP as part of their rotations. On purpose. My cousins refused to do contraceptive services and would call me crying every day.
F*ck Komen and PP and those asshole senators who think they have the right to open their crooked pie holes to tell some private charity what the f*ck to do with their money.
^this.
My husband’s great aunt had about 11 kids (devout Catholic)- one of her daughters is some huge big-wig in Planned parenthood and a major abortion rights person.
I think the story is that they kept it from Aunt Jane. IT would have broken her heart.
Erectile Dysfunction Golf & Outing
*balances a pea on Carin’s avatar’s poochy lip*
I have a lot of cancer in my family. I also have LOTS of cafeteria Catholics and Democrats. This issue has caused lots of rancor and schism in mi familia. I won’t fight it out on FB but in person…game on.
If women were knowledgable about the way their body works, they wouldn’t need artificial birth control.
Nevermind, many don’t have or want self control.
The RuPaul Invitational. Trinidad, CO
vaginas are confounding.
Just think inside the box, Dave.
Colonoscopy Hole-in-One challenge
The Gardisil Open.
Pepe – Keep up or take notes – your call.
beasn, I had to shop around for a Catholic Infertility specialist that would respect my beliefs. Proven science in fertility matters is more valid than the climate change BS.
Suppurating wound –
ice cream eating contest
Prostate Cancer Pro Am
Hahahaha
One of the Michigan hockey players is from Flower Mound, TX.
‘Haven’t found a tax free cigar store yet though’
Pass state liquor store next exit-Seabrook, go right;Lafayette, go left; drive north less than a mile LOOK ON LEFT SIDE. done
Viagra Open (Should that be Invitational?)
Oso, Viagra Senior Invitational.
>> Giving kudos to Planned Parenthood for their occasional mammogram referrals is like praising the Nazis for building the Autobahn
This!
HS, thank you for the Kansas and the Viagra saves.
Shim…name? I’m an outdoor cigar guy…no one else wants to smell a stogie in the house. Around here that’s late April to mid November unless I go to the cigar shop in Bangor
Bangor? You bet’cha!
>> Flower Mound, TX
Bout five miles west of where I grew up (it’s a n. Dallas suburb)
Banger? I hardly know her…
Did anybody throw anybody else to the wolves today?
http://www.2guyscigars.com/
Hahahaha
Jimbro, I’ll remember that.
sean, wolves? nope. Coyotes FTW!
If you want tax free cigars, go to jrcigar.com
At least they used to be.
Neat guys, too.
Dave, Flower Mound just sounds sorta hot.
I am never able to resist the “Idaho” “YoudaHo” let alone the Bangor quip. I think I stopped all humor development at 12.
We all did, Oso.
HS, I think that may be why we gravitated here. And HHD. Or boobs.
2Guys used to be on the Howie Carr show from time to time IIRC. Forgot about them…JR website looks good too.
Oso, there’s a reason why the classic jokes are the classics. I can barely stifle my grins at the boys laughing at fart jokes while their mother tries to restore order to the proceedings
Slublog sends articles from the Bangor Daily News every now and then.
Bangor. Daily.
*chuckle*
Jeet?
No, jew?
Hahahahaha
Andy, love it.
On the driveway every morning.
HS -Flower Mound must remind you of that hippie chick you knew in the 60’s. Alzheimer’s is a bitch, huh?
I think you done good, Count, but if Sohos disagrees and tries to set you on fire you can crash at my joint.
Stay home, Count, and tell Sohos she can crash at my joint.
Jimbro, if you come this way for the tabacky, I’ll drink with you, I live north. Minimeatup
Bangor Daily…good! I’ve been reading that rag for years and never made the play on words, now though…Andy, thanks!
Usually the whole Banger thing comes up when someone comes in from away and makes everyone cringe with the pronunciation
Rectum? Hell, it killed ’em both.
Andy, I nearly choked on my frito pie! Ouch and LOL
Pepe, the 60s was a magical…
What were we talking about?
Amen to that, warm weather is only 6 weeks away says a fat groundhog named punxatoney fill
Dr. Bennett!
Bent it? Hell I broke it!
I’m going to start my tomato seeds early this year and bet that we’re having an early Spring.
Farming Blog!
58f yesterday and 2″ of snow today. Our trees were starting to bud and now they are frozen. I’m a bird nerd and we’ve been watching the northern migration. Lots of stupid Canadian geese hanging out today.
Oh, Bob, let’s not park here.
Oh, Bob, let’s not park.
Oh, Bob, let’s not.
Oh, Bob, let’s.
Oh, Bob.
Oh!
NO MEANS NO, BOB!!!
Yeah, that sonofabitch.
Just had an argument with the mom about the PP stuff.
If anyone’s wondering why Mrs. West has never made an appearance – it’s cause she’s a liberal. Admittedly one of the smarter liberals, but still pretty big on the whole idea of ‘feelings’ driving the car.
Revvy, with liberals, abortion is trump.
It’s just a glob of cells.
Poker, I barely know her!
She kinda pissed me off when she said that she thought that if the situation was more to my political liking (like if instead of PP we were talking about a more conservative cause) I wouldn’t have a problem with it. I said I didn’t think so. She said she did.
I said ‘Well thanks for implying you know me better than I do.’
http://tinyurl.com/86dgtv5
Revvy, my dad and I had heated arguments about politics ’til the day he died. We still knew we loved one another, but talk about total assholism.
Your mother is your mother. I have disagreed with Mom on a lot of things, but realistically, she really did know me better than I knew myself, up until about age 25 or so.
What? Does she think that “Save the Children Fund” is siphoning off money to the Koch Brothers?!
Pu-Lease!
what does “starting tomato seeds” mean? Start them what?
Please tell me this didn’t really happen …
http://twitter.com/#!/bdomenech/statuses/165616470162812928
Sweet Meteor of Death, take me now.
>> what does “starting tomato seeds” mean? Start them what?
Start them growing. Gotta do that indoors or in a greenhouse here in the Frozen Tundra.
XD
Christ, I don’t shop at Hollister, but at least I know what it is.
I try to keep family and politics separate. When they insist on pushing me, I’ve been known to make them cry. I made my Nina cry over entitlements recently. My favorite Marine is helping me work on my contempt gene.
Perhaps you’ve said too much, Chief.
You didn’t hear this from me, but be sure to check underneath your Hoveround before starting it up tomorrow.
He knows, Andy. He’s just being a…uhhh…Dave.
>> Gotta do that indoors or in a greenhouse here in the Frozen Tundra.
Whaaaa?
Can’t you just stick em in the ground and water em, when it’s spring time?
I found a few more pics of Bear and a really good one of Max that I had missed.
I have said it before Romney is a loser endorsed by losers. America said no in 2008.
I’m also going to start some of those giant, mild jalapenos for stuffing. Saw the seeds last year. Looks good for nice big pickled peppers, too.
Anyone have a beer I can cry into?
Rootbeer is fine.
Depend on the meaning of Springtime.
Vmax, I adore that pic.
We don’t talk politics in my family. Come to think about it, we don’t talk much at all. 🙂
Remember, with family, it’s a fine line between hugging and strangling.
I have a follow up question if I may, how long does it take a tomato seed to grow into a plant that can grow tomatoes?
I am not familiar with the gesticular..ization.. time frame.. thing.
*hands Aggie a Shiner Blonde
Awright, heading out for dinner.
http://www.oreataverna.com/
Don’t put any silverware in the microwave while I’m gone.
Pepe, we’re Mexican. Strangling…meh. Knives and guns baby!
70 days Dave +-
This one is good also
Take care, Sean.
Thank you, Dave. This day has been a trial.
UMaine just came back from down 3-0 in the third period to tie and go to OT. Then won 4-3 in OT over Alabama…who knew they even played hockey down there? What do they use for a puck…moon pies?
I have a great garden for covering with plastic sheeting and turning the whole thing into kind of a cold frame/ halfass greenhouse situation.
It’s the tall fencing. Taller than me. All I need to do is put a post in the center and drape it, and voila, instant hothouse.
Hmm.
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought, cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
*hugs* You’re welcome sweetie
Seventy days? Ok then I understand.
There is my Sparky
I called him wiggle butt Bear, cause when I came home from work and unlocked the door, his tail was wagging so hard his back feet would come off the floor!
Mine does that wiggle thing, too, Vmax! It’s so adorable 🙂
I’m not a dog person, but I love seeing how people love their pets.
Hey Oso, my wife is mostly Mexican. I try not to piss her off.
HA!
http://tinyurl.com/86dgtv5
It is Aggs
While searching for Bear pics I found a great one of my Max
Bear was smarter than Max but Max was a handsome dog.
Dude, welcome to twenty minutes ago.
HS, I’m afraid to ask how you love your pet. Was that what you were deleting on the computer today?
Bear was my ambassador dog. I could send him into any situation and he would befriend any dog or cat even rabbits, but he loved chasing them.
Lizards Squirrels and Rats on the other hand feared him. He used to plunge his head into the middle of this crown of thorns and bring up lizards
Bear was a bear!
My dog is not so brave 😉
I have no pets.
Woke to snow here. Couldn’t get either Doxie outside this morning. They are both burrowed now. I may get some uninterrupted sleep tonight.
Another one of Max who looks handsome in the sunset light
HS – Court order?
Where do you live Nutzo Bear?
No, PeePee, I travel a lot and can’t stand being tied down.
>> Can’t you just stick em in the ground and water em, when it’s spring time?
No, Mr. Year-Round-Growing-Season McPerson.
Andrew, you’ve lived here. We don’t have one long growing season, we have two short ones.
True. You have to take January off.
“I …can’t stand being tied down.”
That’s what she said!
“I travel a lot”
So…. Kind of like a serial killer.
Spur
If you ever get the chance check out a Golden Retriever or a Labrador Retriever. You will never meet a smarter loyal faithful trusting friend. Goldens are more clingy than Labs, but I have had many Goldens and only 1 Bear.
Bear wanted to be in the same room as me. He did not want to touch me.
Goldens on the other hand are usually inches away
Bear and Max
The Mrs.’ grandfather (the Pearl Harbor survivor) grew some of the best tomatoes.
And he always had a nice-sized Christmas Cactus waiting for us in the greenhouse when we’d come down and visit for the holidays.
No pets here either, two adults with crazy schedules and two kids not old enough to be responsible for their care. Used to have 4 dogs but then my ex had her own (very) part time business and was home a lot to care for them
“I …can’t stand being tied down.”
That’s what she said!
Then you aren’t doing it right.
You’re supposed to use the ball-gag on that whore.
HS, I live in Albuquerque. We have had unseasonably cold weather.
Haven’t seen Trinidad, CO referenced here in a long time.
Last pic cause every comment is in the bucket now. I have a hearty Meh to WordPress ans Askmet. I am linking flickr hard
Full circle blog. Boobs, recipes, weather, and furniture. Wiser must be at the record store
Nah, Oso.
Needs some more workout info.
Bear and Maxie
in the bucket again.
Needs some more workout info.
Ooooo! Did you hear that M’chel did a bunch of push-ups on Oprah right before the two of them had a sweaty workout session on twin sybians?
Thanks, BiW. I really, really needed that mental picture.
//mails letter bomb to Tacoma
I’ve been having a knock-down drag-out over at this site (I knew the guy who wrote it when he was a little kid):
http://is.gd/UN4MsS
I’m exhausted…..
I am in heaven. Count took me to this dinner that was amazing. He even suggested dessert…we had coffee and then another beer.
and this makes me rethink next Saturday meat-up
“but if Sohos disagrees and tries to set you on fire you can crash at my joint”.
ummmmm….wiserbud is going to be jealous.
Ben Gazzara died?
//watches Roadhouse
Want
http://tinyurl.com/76uv2q6
BisW, if you’re around, can you come up on YIM? FB is temporarily unavailable for me as of 4 PM this afternoon…
But Sohita – everybody wants to know:
Do you like the new furniture??????
http://tinyurl.com/78uhoe8
Full court-martial for Bradley Manning – date TBD:
http://is.gd/YhcRRc
I hope they fry his ass…..
*pours a shitload of disinfectant on blog*
*puts on protective rubber gloves and surgical mask*
*looks around*
*shoots xbrad in face with cannon of spoiled fruit*
Hi, Rosetta 🙂
Well, well, well.
Look who got a weekend pass.
Rosie!!!!!
How’s the boy?
The new girl has to show us her tits, right?
*dons pink hazmat suit with flowers, ducks the flying fruit*
Man-Lez!
Gas, grass or ass.
She’s all yours, Xbrad.
I believe the TiFW’s will be making a big ol’ vat of spaghetti sauce tomorrow – Mr. TiFW bought all of the fixins today.
We make up a bunch of it, then can what we can’t eat.
Now that the girls are out of the house, maybe it will last more than a couple of weeks…..
Hi hot chicks and jackasses.
Interesting fact: Babies take a lot of time, what, with all the pooping and crying and not having jobs and shit.
http://tinyurl.com/lgbyxu
Hello, Rosiensteen. Long time!
That only lasts for a decade and a half. Two decades, tops.
I miss hanging out with you faggots.
How is everyone?
I’ll assume excellent unless I hear otherwise.
I can’t wait for 4 more years of Obama. What could go wrong.
SHIM!! Wow.
I’ve been a spook around here recently. Nice to see you’ve avoided the random woodchippers I’ve placed around you.
Where in the world are you these days?
This day has kicked my ass. I hope y’all enjoy your evening. Goodnight!
Rockin’ steady, Rosie, hope you are too. Is that a new tutu you’re wearing? You stud muffin you.
How’s the boy?
Henry is now 6 months old which is ridiculous.
He is a fat bastard (takes after his momma) and he is the sweetest and cutest monkey ever (takes after his daddy).
G’night, Aggie. Get a good rest, then come back and tell us about your day.
It’s Friday night! WOOT! WOOT!
Thanks, BiW. I really, really needed that mental picture.
//mails letter bomb to Tacoma
You’re Welcome, Brad.
It’s nice to be missed.
He is a fat bastard (takes after his momma) and he is the sweetest and cutest monkey ever (takes after his daddy).
Rosetta is living in Seinfeld’s bizarro world.
I’ve been a spook around here recently
racist!
oh hai cyn!
Rosetta is a pussy
In the Shire, freezin myself. Heading toward grits-land within the year, hopefully.
Ohai Peeeej!
Rockin’ steady, Rosie, hope you are too. Is that a new tutu you’re wearing? You stud muffin you.
The other day I went in to get fitted for a new tutu and they said “Why don’t you try this fourfour instead.”
Then I said “Why don’t you go fuck yourself, chubist?”
And then they said “Shut up, skinny.”
And then I burned the store down.
True story.
NEW …ummmmmm…. GUY???
who got this rosetta chick to delurk?
She better be funny or her ass is banned.
And then I burned the store down.
You are hot like the sun, Rosetta!
That’s why I made a NEW POATSE just for you.
Sohos is a cock
Who wants to bet on the over/under on Rosetta’s current BMI?
I’m gonna set the line at 35.
and go with the over.
She better be funny or her ass is banned.
Pipe down, Bieber.
I hear there’s a new thread. Can anyone confirm this to me on Tweeter?
She better be funny or her ass is banned.
I thought you gave that shit up for lent or something.
Laughs at Mare for tomorrow when she sees her douche bag showed up finally. PUSSY!!!!!! (Rosetta)
Who wants to bet on the over/under on Rosetta’s current BMI?
My Beyonce’ Music Interest?
Dude, that’s like a zero.
Mare’s still alive?
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