Today is Friday! If you are not MCPO, this day is the gateway to the weekend. Time to get drunk and drunker.
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This song doesn’t totally suck.
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Today’s BBF model hails from merry ‘ol England and was born in 1980. She first began modeling her rubenesque body in 2001, and pretty much wrapped things up in 2010. It was a helluva run. She now works as a secretary, but still models on the weekends. Please welcome, Michelle Bond!
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Today there will be no test. Please try to memorize all of these dates and events because some day you may be on Jeopardy! and you don’t want to make a fool of yourself.
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1697- St Paul’s Cathedral opens in London (now occupied by ass douches).
1804- Napoleon Bonaparte is crowned emperor of France in Paris.
1823- President James Monroe declares his “Monroe Doctrine” .
1852- 2nd French empire established; Louis Napoleon becomes emperor.
1901- Gillette patents 1st disposable razor .
1927 – 1st Model A Fords sold, for $385.
1941 – Largest roller skating rink (outside of NYC) opens in Peekskill NY.
1954 – US Senate censures Joe McCarthy (Sen-R-Wisc) for “conduct that tends to bring Senate into dishonor & disrepute”.
1970- Environmental Protection Agency begins.
2001- Enron files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy.
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Have a wonderful weekend. Try not to be such an asshole, mkay? Tonight is the annual neighborhood Progressive Cocktail Party. I won’t be able to make it though, because it has the word Progressive and Cock in the title, and I don’t want to punch one of my neighbors. Ok, maybe a few of them.
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First, dicks.
IM….pressive…
Borderline NNR violation.
She will be holding up her pants with those things by the time she’s 40.
Borderline NNR violation.
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Yeah, that’s pretty close. I meant to ask Cyn for her opinion, but I got kinda busy. It can be removed when PJ/Sohos/Car in/Mare/Cathy/lauraw/Ghee complains.
She’s…. well rounded.
okay, so obviously MJ doesn’t want to do the BBF posts anymore…….
My favorite is the third picture. The photographer didn’t even bother to photoshop out the indents from her previous bra. Classy.
okay, so obviously MJ doesn’t want to do the BBF posts anymore…….
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She has a thyroid problem you insensitive bastard!
Nice work Rosetta.
*waves at Rich*
kinda takes me back to the original BBFs that made Rosie the web’s most popular chubby chaser…..
She has a thyroid problem you insensitive bastard!
Oh. Is that what it is?
How many thyroids has she eaten?
My favorite is…um, favorite, huh…yeah.
Borderline NNR violation.
You can see gumdrops but no color, so it’s ok, right?
kinda takes me back to the original BBFs that made Rosie the web’s most popular chubby chaser…..
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I’ve actually been trying to go old school. I found a few pictures of her in a maid outfit, but none of her dusting the bed.
Henry?
http://tinyurl.com/8x8cw4g
I’ve actually been trying to go old school.
You did get the required “leaning over because these things are so heavy” pose.
as well as the “it’s only a muffin-top because my panties are too small *snicker” pose
*texts Rich*
“don’t bother today buddy.”
He’s missing the “back fat highlight” pose.
And the always popular “I’m not stupid, I just have big tits” look.
*in best Richard Dawson voice*
Survey Says!…
… Safe! There has been no Nip Rule Violation.
Carry on.
Shouldn’t she be eating ribs ‘er something?
She’s been eating everything else, why not?
Wow. Kilt it?
This was easily the worst/best picture I could find. I was laughing my ass off when I saw it, although it’s so bad I didn’t put it in the post.
http://is.gd/lNv6pb
There has been no Nip Rule Violation.
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Thanks Cyn!
Wow. Kilt it?
Depends…anything under it?
There’s a lot under it, Aggie.
Just not any underwear.
Just not any underwear.
Winning?
Off to lunch. You guys need to make with the funneh while I’m gone.
Done! Only took 6 hours.
Heh. The Canadian dealer who bought the armoire has someone interested in it already. It might be going to Boston, which means I may have to unpack it now.
Unreal.
Man! She’s two brownies short of Kerrie Marie!!
I’m off to buy a Christmas tree. BBL.
Wow! Today’s model hasn’t missed too many meals.
Headlights on bright shining through clothing do not constitute NNR. Suck it, no nipple zealots.
Wiser, I would love it if Buckner ended up back in Boston.
Clint – I concur. The No Nipple brigade needs to shut up before I take my, very poor, PhotoShop skillz to the HHD models!
*High Five’s MCPO and does that dual finger pointee thing at eyes thingee.*
Shot a 77 today, even with a double bogey on 18. Good day!
*wishes she hadn’t glanced in the direction of the MCPO/ClintBird love-lemonfest*
What no nipple brigade? I don’t see anyone complaining about the nips, just questioning whether it is a violation. (It’s not, IMO, but it is a violation of good taste. But then, so’s this entire blog.)
Do udders have nipples?
I just object to the double standard. If nipples are OK for HHD, they should be OK for BBF. Just sayin’.
I thought udders were the nipples??
Udders have teats.
I think today’s model might have teats.
Like any of you douches would pass up an opportunity to play “Motorboat” if she invited you to…..
(Those skinny ones won’t keep you very warm on a cold winter night; you’d cut yourselves on their protruding bones, too…..)
OK – this is now officially my FAVORITE version of “Winter Wonderland”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dulXWPrqGw4&feature=related
That boy can eat crackers in my bed Any.Time.He.Wants…..
Fun linkies MJ!
Skatetown USA–man, who DIDN’T have one of those in their town?! Rollerskating was bitchin’. Totally.
We still have one here, Cyn 🙂
Well, no one was shirtless in the one HHD I did, so…(Except for Captain Picard, but that was a joke.)
I remember the one in Tulsa many moons ago. We only have Skateland’s here in AZ.
Mrs. Peel, you have EXCELLENT taste 😉
But thank the good heavens the Pickard one was a joke…
I’ll bet Peelie’s linky is just FILLED with nips! Filled!
Best exchange in the movie “Witness” with Harrison Ford, where Ford’s character is trying to milk a cow:
Eli Lapp: “Haven’t you ever had your hand on a teat before?”
John Book: “Not one this big.”
fin
Scott, when do you find out for sure if you just wasted 6 hours packing the armoire?
Here’s one for the next HHD.. .
http://tinyurl.com/7nbxl5d
Hmmm.
He does have nice teats, Master Chief.
Over the weekend Oso.
It won’t be a total waste my time. It will be a waste of his money because I am going to charge him for it.
Finally getting some rain, now and in the forecast for 3 more days.
I gotta remember to take that chicken head off the fencepost.
I use chicken feet, Dave.
Easier, and not very noticeable.
Glad you’re getting paid, Scott. Wasn’t quite sure how that worked.
I know I don’t often make work related comments here, but I am busting a gut! The attorney working for some folks in an accident with the company driver—she was just admitted to the bar last month. Bwahahahahahahaha!
>> I use chicken feet, Dave.
we keep those for the soup
Ooh, nice. I want MCPO to do the next HHD. He has a good eye.
Big Boob Friday™ has hit a new low (pun intended)
Two smoothies does not a day of eating make.
I’m not looking forward to tomorrow’s throne visits.
English Chicks are HHHHAAWWWWWTTTT!!!
Usually. Not in this case.
I think this BBF is a cry for help.
And by ‘help’ I mean an ass-whooping.
You did get the required “leaning over because these things are so heavy” pose.
You’d hit it if she placed them on either side of your face. Admit it.
They are big.
They are boobs.
It is Friday.
I didn’t see a nip violation either.
Co-worker has lost some weight so he’s been wearing tight shirts to show off. I had to suppress a Hostage moment when he had headlights this morning.
I had to suppress a Hostage moment when he had headlights this morning.
Ah…HAHAHAHA!!!!
What no nipple brigade? I don’t see anyone complaining about the nips,
I’m too busy looking for peens in see through manties.
*not looking real hard* HAR
Dang, the post actually included a pretty good song.
I think that’s a first.
A photo that sums up this post nicely http://i.imgur.com/gKXZv.jpg
I decided to stock up on 100W bulbs (shakes fist at Al Gore), so today I bought a dozen. When I put them away in the usual closet, I saw that Mr. RFH had done the same thing. Good man.
Scott, that pic cracked me up.
I saved it to my hard drive. There must be a post in my future where I can use that.
I’ve been hoarding lightbulbs for a while, Roamy. My kids think I’m weird, but I told them I was WINNING!!
They didn’t get it, either.
EZ Bake Ovens hardest hit.
Hi good people and Andy!
I was telling Rocketboy about the lightbulb ban and the EZ Bake Ovens. He had a good amount of righteous indignation. “If they believe in global warming, let them buy the other bulbs, but leave mine alone!”
😀
I haven’t done shirtless HHD’s either but that’s only because I’m a dipshit who lacks search skills and evidently can’t turn off my safe setting.
Ghetto bar!!!! Winning!!!
Feel the heat. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7cOwMxis5c
Turning off the safe search setting has it’s pluses.
Did anybody jump anybody else’s claim today?
Funny you should ask that Sean…
Mr. Cyn just called to report that he was rear-ended after just picking up the boys from school. All are fine. He thought the guy that hit him was gonna rabbit though, but ended up not.
Turning off the safe search setting has it’s pluses.
Turning off safe search is not for the faint of heart. On the other hand, one might discover a few experiments they might want to try.
“…but ended up not.”
Thank goodness, those split second decisions can change your life.
I’m glad everyone is okay, and I’m heartened that the guy didn’t bolt.
“On the other hand, one might discover a few experiments they might want to try.”
Rolls up into the fetal position and rocks.
I get nekkid men even with moderate Safe Search.
If I ever but end Mare you can be sure I’ll bolt.
Cyn, glad your boys are okay.
Yeah, glad too Mare. Just before hubby hung up, the 10 y.o. said he whacked his knees on the seat in front of him. Oh, and hubby didn’t call police.
And I sit here and wait. With 17 years of claims experience. Doing nothing.
Awesome http://i.imgur.com/zEJiH.jpg
I should steal that card and send it to everyone I know.
We are front row center at DD’s dance concert. Ebarrass the teenager FTW!
So far so good Roamy, thanks.
No ambulances needed. I’m thankful for that. Very.
Turning off safe search is not for the faint of heart.
If you never get burned by the stove, how are you gonna learn?
MCPO, I always liked this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekoH1Et2Vls
Scott, that gray cat has a knowing look that frightens me.
Cyn, glad your boys are ok.
HAHAHA….Cyn, that cat has the “thousand mile” stare.
Should be Embarrass doh!
I bet she loves seeing you guys make the effort (and get there early) to be in the front row.
Well done, Sohos!!!
Thanks Oso.
Just got another call update. No police involved. The youngest’s knee is a tad achey but apparently no biggie. The guy would like to pay w/o involving insurance company. His first name is Mohammad. But the hubby said that he had a good vibe about the dude. O_O
Evenin’, bitches.
I should steal that card and send it to everyone I know.
I double-dog dare you.
the “thousand mile” stare.
HAHA! Exactly Mare.
Cyn. No!
Get an accident report. Get the guy’s insurance info.
This has “you’re about to get screwed” written all over it.
Hello Andy. Howdy Batman.
I assumed since he didn’t run away from the scene he was going to give you his info….
Andy, I forgot to change my name at Ace’s I’m the douche Bill Ayers commenting on your last post. Don’t bother reading them, my comments are stupid.
You are preaching to the choir Andy. He did get the dude’s insurance info, phone number, and wrote down his plate number. Mr. Cyn did take pics of his truck but not of the dude’s vehicle that hit him. I wonder if the hubby remembers what I do for a living sometimes.
*looks for wiser’s brick wall to hang head against*
I’m sure it will all be fine. Really. Just fine.
The guy would like to pay w/o involving insurance company. His first name is Mohammad.
Obviously, he…
A. Is a member of a terrorist sleeper cell.
2. Just qualified for a good driver discount.
Γ. Is a terrorist who just qualified for a good driver discount.
>> Don’t bother reading them, my comments are stupid.
Duly noted.
Mare commenting as Bill Ayers… HAHAHAHA! http://is.gd/mnQGHt
>> *looks for wiser’s brick wall to hang head against*
Yeah. I’m betting you wind up paying for the damage.
“Duly noted.”
HA!
Bastid
Cyn you need to hammer him with “rear ended” jokes, for a long time.
Γ. Is a terrorist who just qualified for a good driver discount.
Holyshit that’s funny!
Yeah. I’m betting you wind up paying for the damage.
I’m sweating it a bit, but the hubby’s usually a pretty good judge of character. And I’m not completely opposed to running outside of insurance, Sean’s funny notwithstanding. I have just seen shit go bad and in a hurry. I need to turn off my work-brain.
Cyn, you need to drive home those “rear end” jokes like Scott says.
Yeah, I think someone paid my husband outside of insurance and we were happy to help.
I just got a tweet from Mohammad.
Somebody backed into his car but he is OK.
Fuck that shit, Cyn. You call the fucking cops. Periododo.
I just got a tweet from Mohammad.
Somebody backed into his car but he is OK.
HAHAHA!
FFFFFFFUUUUUUU
Okay they just got home. Please have more jokes for me when I get back.
Hotspur, take your fricken blood pressure medication. It’s sitting right in front of you in a glass.
I actually got rear-ended a few months ago, but his 20 year-old Jeep didn’t do any damage to my 20 year-old Dodge.
We ended up discussing good restaurants in the area and went our separate ways.
If anyone hears banjo’s, that’s us.
Our new hot water knob on the kitchen sink is a very rusty version of this http://www.westcoastmall.net/images/0752900.jpg
>> I actually got rear-ended a few months ago
Jew, I was soooo waiting for the punchline.
Bow-chicka-wah-wow.
*backspaces comments several times*
Ain’t sayin’ nuttin.
A failed 29 cent part might be a weekend killer. I may have to replace a valve, and I am certain I won’t find that. That means I have to replace the entire faucet and I am certain I won’t find one that will fit our sink. That means I have to replace the entire sink, and I am certain I wont find one that fits our sink hole.
Old houses suck.
Andy, I figure Xbrad will pick that up and run with it.
WTF? I just overheard my husband talking to his parents.
HIm – ‘Put mom on the phone’
*pause*
‘Next time he gets up on the roof, take a two-by-four and smack him across the ass. Now put Pop back on’
FiL is 83.
I got another tweet from Mohammad, his neck hurts like hell.
His attorney is meeting him at the hospital.
>> Our new hot water knob on the kitchen sink is a very rusty version of this
Ha! Check out this key I used to use on our International Scout: http://bit.ly/u2Oy7h
Old houses suck.
Better gut the room and start from scratch. WIN!
Scott, Mohammad’s attorney was just admitted to the bar last month and Cyn already knows her.
Just got to the poat. Anybody get rear ended by a fucking camel jockey today?
“Better gut the room and start from scratch. WIN!”
Rumor starter….SCOTT’S REMODELING THE KITCHEN!!!
I got rear-ended about a month ago. No damage to either car. Her foot slipped due to wet shoes.
I was more annoyed because it was drizzling and I was coming back from the vet. I wanted to get the pig home.
Naked Santa needs his ass kicked.
That is a pain in the ass, Scott.
I’ve had pretty decent luck finding plumbing parts online (SYWM) though.
Andy, my brother use to have an International Scout. It got so worn out you didn’t even have to have a key to start it. It was a fun vehicle to go off-roading in.
You would not be believing the accident of which I was involved in earlier this day.
Naked Santa needs his ass kicked.
Ew. No. His butter will jiggle.
You would not be believing the accident of which I was involved in earlier this day.
What, you tripped and fell inside Michelle Bond?
I am fine with the vice grips. If I replaced both knobs with shiny new vice grips I think Laura may be OK with it.
I got my weekend back!
I’m getting a little tired of Madison Ave. Fully 1/3 of the Christmas commercials this year are either mean-spirited or depict self-centered douchebags. I think it’s time I gave up cable.
What, you tripped and fell inside Michelle Bond?
Why no, silly female infidel who should not be speaking.
*poisons wiser’s goat*
*poisons wiser’s goat*
And we again see why women should not be allowed access to our technology, as they insist upon attempting to seduce me with their evilness and such.
Every time Beasn starts her car, a girls virginity is lost.
Every time Beasn starts her car, a girls virginity is lost.
otherwise know as a “jump-start”
I pray everything is ok with your family, Cyn.
Oh shit.
Mohammad’s neck is messed up and it looks like he is suffering from post traumatic stress disorder.
yes, my neck is to be hurting immensely and may require the attendance of an attorney for my better health.
SETTLE OUT OF COURT, CYN!!! BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!!!
Every time I start my car a dude gets ‘rear-ended’.
Wait, wuh………
Our Twitter buddy Bobby Crumpley passed along this theme song for the BBF: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-fbtj8Q8A8
Did I hear correctly? That mare wants to kick my avatar’s ass?
Bring your sack lunch, honeybun!!!
Our Twitter buddy Bobby Crumpley passed along this theme song for the BBF
I thought we already had a theme song for BBF:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0
Ew. No. His butter will jiggle.
bwahahahahaha!
Welcome To
Thunder DomeThe Hostages.I mentioned to Mr. Cyn that you guys were piling *snickers* together some rear end jokes and he said he might stop by.
QUICK! EVERYONE TO H3! This is not a drill!
>> Old houses suck.
Plumbing repairs in old houses suck.
he said he might stop by.
so, the weather here today was rather nice, albeit a bit chilly compared to earlier in the week.
So I decided to make macaroni and cheese for dinner, a nice bit of comfort food.
Here is the recipe I use:
1 1/2 cups rotelle pasta
4 tablespoons butter, divided
1/4 cup all-purpose flour
3 cups whole milk
1 teaspoon dry mustard
3/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon ground white pepper
3 teaspoons hot pepper sauce
1 cup shredded pepperjack cheese
1 1/2 cups shredded sharp Cheddar cheese
1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese
1/3 cup dry bread crumbs
2 teaspoons chili powder
Directions
Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C).
Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Add pasta and cook for 8 to 10 minutes or until al dente; drain.
In a large saucepan over medium heat, melt 2 tablespoons butter. Whisk in flour and cook, stirring, 1 minute. A little at a time, whisk in milk, mustard, salt, pepper and hot sauce. Bring to a gentle boil, stirring constantly. Boil 1 minute, then remove from heat and whisk in pepperjack, Cheddar and Parmesan until smooth. Stir in cooked pasta and pour into shallow 2 quart baking dish.
Melt remaining 2 tablespoons butter. Stir in bread crumbs and chili powder. Sprinkle over macaroni mixture.
Bake in preheated oven 30 minutes. Let stand 10 minutes before serving.
give it a try and let me know what you think.
My observation seems to be a one-off.
Mr. Cyn, that was code for wanting to parmesan some cheese on your macaroni. Wiser is shy that way.
oh, and my feet have really been bothering me, since I have started training for the Boston marathon. I’m thinking of trying some new running shoes.
Anyone ever try these? If so, please let me know how they worked out for you.
http://tinyurl.com/2wvrt6j
Just to cover all the bases http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqnD11rjrtc
I went to a Root Boy concert in the 70’s, his band kicked ass.
The friend I went with, puked a lot.
So has anybody tried the new Harry Potter games for PS3?
My observation seems to be a one-off.
*crickets…..
Scott, I feel your pain. I put a 36″ door in a 30″ door hole on a 100 year old farm house.
Blood was spilled.
Mostly mine.
QUICK! EVERYONE TO H3! This is not a drill!
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We should probably head to the H4 just to be safe.
We should probably head to the H4 just to be safe.
heh heh heh….
little does MJ know, but we have already bypassed H4 and moved surrupticiously on to Hgoogleplex….
loser……
Anyone ever try these? If so, please let me know how they worked out for you.
http://tinyurl.com/2wvrt6j
I was totally expecting dickslippers. So.Fucking.Dissapointing.
Wait! Who told you about H4?!?
Howdy Cyn.
*waves*
I want another squishy hug from you.
give it a try and let me know what you think.
Oh that reminds me. Did everyone get my email on the pattern I found for kitchen curtains? We need to pick a date in January to upload our pics to a new thread. Can’t wait to see everyone’s fabrics!
We need to pick a date in January to upload our pics to a new thread.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mean-spirited and self-centered.
It’s my opinion and your welcome to it.
I want another squishy hug from you.
you fickle bitch.
I’m no longer good enough for you?
http://is.gd/UpJPdD
I don’t wanna steal sohos’ shit here but……..mine is bigger.
“little does MJ know, but we have already bypassed H4 and moved surrupticiously on to Hgoogleplex….
loser……”
HAHAHA….loser is right…..wait a minute……
Hello to you Michael. So very glad you could join us. I am certain that you are mistaken when you recall my hugging you. I would do no such thing as a married woman.
Mare, what kind of whiskey do you have in your house, RIGHT NOW?
Did everyone get my email on the pattern I found for kitchen curtains? We need to pick a date in January to upload our pics to a new thread. Can’t wait to see everyone’s fabrics!
I can hardly wait!
Mean-spirited and self-centered.
Oh… hey, MCPO.. didn’t notice you there.
whattup?
little does MJ know, but we have already bypassed H4 and moved surrupticiously on to Hgoogleplex….
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Have we reached ludicrous speed?
Nobody drinks here.
That’s just crazy talk, that’s all that is.
Is this where someone inserts a Ludacris video now?
Nobody drinks here.
So who’s turn is it to read the next chapter of Little Women?
I am certain that you are mistaken when you recall my hugging you.
OK, maybe it was Romy or Sohos or Peej. I don’t really know. Alcohol was involved.
No whiskey, PD. Just some wine, LaCroix drinking water and some EmergenC.
“Have we reached ludicrous speed?”
hahahahaha….one of my favorite movies.
So who’s turn is it to read the next chapter of Little Women?
Well it would be Sister Sarah but she left for a mission to Africa after our knitting thread last Thursday.
Alcohol was involved.
{{{{{{{{{{gasp!}}}}}}}}}}}
the devil you say!
“So who’s turn is it to read the next chapter of Little Women?”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VDVZo1lHmk
Orange EmergenC and Vodka kills anything. I’ve read. Can you believe the silly things kids do these days. My goodness gracious.
You so crazy.
hahahahaha….one of my favorite movies.
Seriously?
IMO, that movie sucked. I mean…. really, really sucked.
I actually walked out of the theater angry for having spent money to see it.
So who’s turn is it to read the next chapter of Little Women?
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Midget porn? Sweet.
No whiz? Second time I’ve been dissapointed on this thread alone.
HAHAHA….stupid wiser spent money on that movie, you can see it on TBS about once a week.
Still have your $20, Wiser.
I’m thinking about getting it framed.
Orange EmergenC and Vodka kills anything.
vod….ka? what is this strange item you speak of?
Midget porn? Sweet.
Oh my, MJ. You are soo on the wrong blog. We don’t talk about anything like that here.
[whispers: ixnay on the aughtyna talk until after the usbandha has left, m’kay-a!]
I’m thinking about getting it framed.
Oh, please do. That way I’ll be sure to get it back when you die before I do.
Did anyone else argue with a dick today?
[whispers: ixnay on the aughtyna talk until after the usbandha has left, m’kay-a!]
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Oh, right. Sorry.
I was just thinking that my foster child, let’s just call him Beer, is kind of lonely, so we might take in another foster child, let’s say Tequila Shooter.
It feels great to give back.
HAHAHA….stupid wiser spent money on that movie, you can see it on TBS about once a week.
heh. I actually paid to see that movie when it was first released.
It was that movie and History of the World Part 1 that convinced me that Mel Brooks had totally lost his talent.
Happy Birthday, Michael!
Did anyone else argue with a dick today?
Verbally?
no.
That way I’ll be sure to get it back when you die before I do.
That remark presents an interesting conflict between actuarial data and Lutheran theology.
I think I’ll just pass on that and eat dinner.
Happy Birthday BiW! Was it a good one?
Honestly, I just love the scenes with that short guy who plays Darth Vader…..hahaha…I love it when they go to warp speed and he gets his helmet smashed in.
Happy Birthday, Michael!
Thanks, BiW. It means a lot to me that somebody remembered.
It feels great to give back.
*wipes away tear*
You have such a big heart MJ!
“Did anyone else argue with a dick today?
Verbally?
no.”
LOL
WTF?
I always get sucked into the “Happy Birthday Michael” deal. Is it really your birthday or is that one of our memes?
Lutheran theology.
Is that the one that declares the existence of the Easter Jackalope as evidence of His divinity?
silly Lutherans…..
Alright so far, Cyn.
I’m waiting for Mrs. BiW to call. We don’t have the boys tonight, and we’re going out to dinner for our birthdays at a good Iti joint, but this is close week for her, and she was going to have to work late.
Either that, or she’s fortifying herself with cocktails and the company of her boyfriend.
http://is.gd/aLkmDA
I call bullshit on this one.
“Did anyone else argue with a dick today?
Verbally?
no.”
LOL
WTF?
I’m not going to explain it, but I sure as Hell found it funny in a “I hear you, brother” way.
Is it really your birthday or is that one of our memes?
Actually, Michael does not exist. He is one of Xbrad’s sockpuppets.
One of his less funny personalities, to be sure, but it’s kinda like waking up a sleepwalker. Not a good idea.
Either that, or she’s fortifying herself with cocktails and the company of her boyfriend.
So then that will save you a few bucks when you two hook up. More for you; nice strategy.
Thanks, BiW. It means a lot to me that somebody remembered.
I’m a giver that way. I hope you bought yourself something nice from me.
Maybe a spade to match your hoe, or an upgraded pool filter.
So then that will save you a few bucks when you two hook up. More for you; nice strategy.
And if she drinks enough, I’ll either start looking good to her, or more likely, she’ll pass out first.
Either way, my odds of getting lucky later just went up at least 20% to 20.00000001%! Happy Birthday to ME!
Did everybody write down their favorite Psalm today?
Don’t have to. I already know it. 46:10.
*nods
I got a little crazy and used yarn to stitch it into my Psalm journal.
*Writing favorite Psalm:
“Cry havoc! Let slip the dogs of war!
Did everybody write down their favorite Psalm today?
even better. I have continued my process of tattooing all of the Psalms on my body by adding this:
Whoever is pregnant with evil
conceives trouble and gives birth to disillusionment.
the pain was exquisite.
Many happy returns, BiW.
Oh, wait. I killt you real good.
How about, happy remembrance?
>> Whoever is pregnant with evil
Is PJM expecting again?
Happy Birthday, BiW!
http://tinyurl.com/6rybonk
How about, happy remembrance?
Awesome. You have no idea how good it feels to be spared from turning 40.
“By 2021, the World War had killed millions, driving entire species into extinction and sending mankind off-planet. Those who remained coveted any living creature, and for people who couldn’t afford one, companies built incredibly realistic simulacrae: horses, birds, cats, sheep. . . They even built humans.”
>> the weather here today was rather nice … Here is the recipe I use
Who are you, and what have you done with wiserbud?
*claps hands firmly*
People People! Don’t forget about our canned food drive tomorrow!
I have my cans ready; do you?
I have my cans ready
*THUD*
Thanks, Brad.
When is the next time you’re coming up? I would like mark it on my calendar, so I know when I can get you wasted and hook you up with the ugliest waitress I know.
“The Lord is my rock and my salvation. Whom shall I fear?”
I’ll be there tomorrow, BiW. Go ahead and wait for me at the restaurant.
*THUD*
They ARE heavy, aren’t they Master Chief!!
Michael the grinch doesn’t have a Christmas ‘tard.
That’s why we hatesss IB, Presciouusssss.
Cyn – Yes, ma’am. *giggles*
*giggles with you*
“The Lord is my rock and my salvation. Whom shall I fear?”
Lauraw.
Duh.
Jewstin, your childish envy just because IB has a far more impressive flag counter is unbecoming.
We have a flag counter?!
But You, O LORD, are a shield about me, My glory, and the One who lifts my head.
Psalm 3:3
Oh, Spaceballs. That’s a funny-once. As opposed to My Cousin Vinny, which is pure comedy gold.
My favorite is one of David’s. I think it’s 51 or 52 or something. It has the line, “A broken and a contrite heart, O God, You will not despise.”
“Everything that guy just said is bullshit”
(love that movie)
Two Hundred Fifty Second! Eat that, beyotches!
Better late than never.
VINNY 🙂
Wiser, please email me a pic of you with your teeth showing.
“Everything that guy just said is bullshit”
That’s my favorite psalm, too.
Wiser, please email me a pic of you with your teeth showing.
This is code for something, right?
Wiser, please email me a pic of you with your teeth showing.
here ya go, babe.
http://tinyurl.com/btbbcx6
night, y’all. work tomorrow.
DAMN I love working retail……
Lipstick sent me her Ipod. She has a amazing selection and taste in music!
Best part of MCV?
Marisa Tomei
http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2009/06/29/load-heat-51/
Thanks Dave
Sweet Dreams wiserbuns.
RICH!1!!
Rich who?
This is code for something, right?
Playing along with this:
Who are you, and what have you done with wiserbud?
Turns out, I can now eat toasted garlic bread. Used to tear the heck out of my gums. Now the dentures chop through it like nothin’.
Peanut butter, however (one of my favorite foods) is a cast iron bitch to deal with. I look like a dog when I eat it.
The Crap Tree post has been read and now I’m in the spirit to decorate the house tomorrow! And probably Sunday too! Yay!
If you’re trying to chew peanut butter, you’re doin’ it wrong.
I guess I should drag the tree out and start on it.
>> Thanks Dave
yep. welcome
Can you eat Tootsie Rolls? I love those silly little things. The boys always scratch their heads when they look in their Halloween bags and a few are missing.
What do you do with your peanut butter?
//gets out camera
I haven’t tried Tootsie rolls yet.
In the dentist office, he gave me a couple small Hershey bars to try just to see if I could in fact eat something.
I’m so glad you guys appreciate that story. Means a lot to me.
*scratches my nuts with a candy cane
//gets out camera
No.
Herself and I both have colds. . . it’s gonna be a great weekend!
*swears off candy canes for-eh-ver*
I feel for ya, MCPO
http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2008/11/09/the-man-cold/
Lipstick sent me her Ipod. She has a amazing selection and taste in music!
It arrived! I didn’t know how to erase the music. . .
I just got over a cold.
Congrats MCPO.
That EmergenC stuff really does work pretty well to help shorten colds, Chief.
*leaves out Costco-sized Vic’s vap-o-rub, zinc lozenges, four boxes Puffs Plus, humidifiers, 2-one gallon zip bags of chicken noodle soup, and the latest Rammstein CD release*
Thank you so very much for your generosity Lips. I have not plugged in to teh innertubes yet I suspect when I connect to ITunes It will go buybuy
I woke up tonight hurting so bad I asked for the night off.
Gearing up for another 6 nights of 4 hours of sleep followed by
Hang in there, Vman. Hope you get to feeling less hurty real sooon.
oops
12 hours standing on my aching feet with a back on fire ache from holding 20# bikes at arms length outside in the heat, or cold. (prays for cold winter)
BTW, there’s a real shortage of puppeh pics lately.
I had a good night last night X.
I made 40 bikes. I have been in the 30’s for the past 3 nights.
My hands are like hamburger, I need to buy gloves.
Thanks for all of the advice. Can you mix Grey Goose and EmergenC?
Just think how happy all the kids will be riding their shiny new bikes.
>> Just think how happy all the kids will be riding their shiny new bikes.
That’s actually a really sweet thought.
Well done, xbrad.
*remembers sitting on my ass in a freezing garage putting bikes togehter on Christmas Eve
Heh X,
Chester, my 2nd foster passed from Lymphoma this week. I am so sad for him and proud of his adoptive family
I have more pics I need to add. Chester was a Big bold swaggering boy that was large and in charge
Can anyone link me to conservative podcast’s or founding (pre founding) books or podcasts? I might as well learn while I am killing my self.
**remembers riding shiny new bike my Dad put together and busting my ass when the front wheel fell off from forks**
Oh, I’m sad to hear about Chester. But glad he had a forever family that was there to love him to the end.
300 bikes a night Xbrad
Heh Panama Jack has a mens cruiser with a cup holder and saddle bags. Manly enough. Huffy has a Mens Bike with a basket and a cup holder. The wife buys a man a bike with a basket.
Too small to put a 6 pack in.
>> *remembers sitting on my ass in a freezing garage putting bikes togehter on Christmas Eve
Freezing? Ninja, please.
disgusting poat
Thanks MJ!
first shiny new bike I had, bought with paper-route money
FTW
Hell of a good basketball game tonight between Louisville and Vandy!
Aw VMax.. Chester looks like such a sweetie. I’m sorry my friend.
>> Freezing? Ninja, please.
Oh don’t give me that shit bulldawg you’ve lived here, you know Christmas Eve can be 77 or 27.
Teh big box store pays $8 a bike Dave. I suck at 4 bikes a hour. My boss builds 12-15
True. I remember one time the pool cover had a little ice on it.
Sorry to hear about Chester, vmax.
Thanks Andy
I think I am going to loose weight. I drink 5 hour energy, Red Bull, and Mountain Dew.
I do not eat too much.
Popcorn sounds right now though.
Well crap, I failed to win Megamillions again tonight.
Where’d all the hawt chicks go?
They went to bed, most likely.
Me voy a dormir ahora. Se comportan ustedes hasta que yo vuelva.
^^English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!^^
Aggie is here!
Why am in the spam bucket? Every comment?
Hi, Vmax 🙂
Sorry to hear about the loss of Chester 😦
Chester!
Be yourself no matter what they say …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flWP28y2cyw&feature=share
Awwww, he was adorable, Vmax.
Did any of you double dribble while I was gone?
You’re a saint among men, you know that right, Vman?
No X,
I am not
Not saying you’re perfect, Vman, but unless you’ve dumped more than 4 bodies in the swamps, you’re OK in my book.
Well, four innocent bodies.
It’s not like I’m gonna count hobos.
I used to try to help people X. People suck. Dogs on the other hand do not. It is easy to help them.
innocent bodies.
Innocent? No one is innocent!
More Chester and Zeke
Double stacked!
Zeke and Chester
Such good puppies.
I’m out, so I hope you feel better soon, Vman.
I feel I need to de-lurk a moment to say something. Today’s BBF is not perfect, they didn’t Photoshop out the things that aren’t, and I really like that they didn’t. It sure beats the airbrushed and Photoshopped models we usually get where everything that makes them unique is done away with and they are nothing more than giant bags of flesh and silicone. I like the imperfection, makes her better.
Of course, that’s not to say I don’t love the giant bags of silicone too.
Wow, Elliott, that was like the St. Crispin’s Day speech for chubby chasers…
“By Jove, I am not covetous for gold,
Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost;
It yearns me not if men my garments wear;
Such outward things dwell not in my desires.
But if it be a sin to covet BBWs,
I am the most offending soul alive.”
What can I say, they’re wonderful.
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