Good morning and welcome to another edition of HHD, brought to you by the letter M for “mmmmm”.
I did say I wanted coffee.
I’m going to need a ride to work.
He’s no Isaiah Mustafa, but he’ll do.
This breaks two of my rules for HHD (too young, pants open), but he *is* a redhead for Carin.
To make up for him, here’s one with some gray at the temples. Nice nips.
And last but not least, one just because I liked his looks.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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Really?
MJ’s gonna LOVE this one.
Good job Roamy.
Good morning, Vmax, how bikes did you assemble last night?
Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yeeeeeeeeeeeees!
*rubs magic lamp
*wishes for destruction of all barefoot shoes on the planet
And good morning.
Thanks, Carin.
(last poat) Congrats on unloading the house Leon.
33 Romy
I am hurting this morning/evening, but I do not feel like burnt beaten hammered shit. More like just plain old hammered shit
Remember Mare……left hand behind the back.
I need to swing by the house shortly and make sure we didn’t accidentally leave anything we didn’t intend to leave. The buyers are going through at 1115, so I have to be out/have the blood spatter cleaned by then.
Hydrogen peroxide will clean up blood stains like magic, Leon – don’t ask me how I know this……
Sorry you’re taking a beating on the house Leon. There always seems to be a ‘gotcha’ or two whenever I deal with real estate.
Oh, and nice job, Roamy – especially #3 – I lurves me a mocha frapuccino……..
(Is that Shemar Moore, by any chance?)
*wishes for destruction of all barefoot shoes on the planet
ha ha ha …
I forget it’s Wednesday, every single time. When I hit the H2 it’s a happy surprise…… every single time!!!!
I started pulling the recipes from the Ace Turkey Day thread. Check it out, see if you like the format. It’s Test menu.doc (right click, save as, if you don’t have doc files associated.
doc viewer, iffin you need it.
Calling it a night
Night Hostages!
Prays for Lips Ipod, I have several Christmas ear bugs
I watch a lot of Criminal Minds and I like Shemar Moore a lot, so does my 86 year old mother, he’s her favorite character (I wonder why).
HA! Scott, I actually do that now. Oh, and don’t think I didn’t see this!
“$80?! Is that for the whole weekend?”
Hahaha!”
You son of a……
Yeah, the Criminal Minds guy is quite good-looking. I watch reruns of that show during one of Aaron’s bottles. I like the dark-haired guy as well (“Hotch”).
This was a good one! The only one who made me feel like a skeevy old perv was the young redhead. (I must be getting old…) Nice work, Roamy!
There always seems to be a ‘gotcha’ or two whenever I deal with real estate.
Yeah. I’ve sold one house with a paper profit that got eaten by fees, but at least that meant I rented it cheap. I think the rental on this house when all’s said and done would have been enough for something palatial plus an on-staff french maid that’d service me.
*desperately reconsiders the wisdom of having not just rented something palatial with a cleaning lady/hooker in the fist place*
That’s fair. Talking about hookers should kill a HHD early.
Vman is working his tush off! Poor guy, he needs to catch a break!
He’s putting together bikes, I’m sure he’s getting lots of brakes.
I just hope he’s not being taken for a ride.
Time to go.
*performs a flawless rimshot for Leon, then beats him to death with the drumsticks*
33? He’s in high gear now
He seems to be handling it well.
Prays for Lips Ipod, I have several Christmas ear bugs
It’s going out this morning Priority Mail.
Now it won’t be staring at me from the drawer saying “why do you never use me, you bad person?” Win Win!
He shouldn’t have spoke.
He’s got his own chain gang
Since it’s HHD, an “Il Divo” song seems entirely appropriate:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzB8xC_CwH8&feature=related
“Hallelujah”, indeed…..
I liked one of the comments on there:
Inner thoughts: Thats right, just sit here and stare out into the audience like a sexy beast…wait for it….wait for it *sings*
I hope he doesn’t tire out.
Oh, man. The top link in Gabe’s morning post has some funny stuff.
Officers fired their only beanbag shots of the action in its last hour as they removed four protesters from a tree fort next to the City Hall steps.
A tree fort.
You know that sudden laugh that erupts out of you with a ‘puh’ sound at the front of it?
I had one of those when I read the words ‘tree fort.’
I didn’t see a picture but would bet its made of stolen items and looks a helluva lot more like a poorly made shitbird nest than a ‘fort.’
Four and Twenty Shitbirds
Roosting In A Tree;
BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM
Cuff ’em, Rocco
Anyone know what Rosetta has been up to? I miss that assfaced douche.
He’s prolly busy working on Jewstin’s eulogy.
Four and Twenty Shitbirds
Roosting In A Tree;
BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Carin, I had another dream about you last nigh! It was something about running and I can’t remember what else. I do remember a fun theme to it!
Gheydar alert! Gheydar alert! Gheydar alert!
Wut?
Thats right, just sit here and stare out into the audience like a sexy beast..
Boy, they ain’t kidding. Never heard of Il Divo before. Must do more research.
You guys are really a bar to Vmax’s success.
had another dream about you last nigh! It was something about running and I can’t remember what else. I do remember a fun theme to it!
We’re we doing the Tough Mudder together? Because we could make that dream a reality …
The second guy up yonder kind of looks like MJ.
OK, it’s slide three at the link.
Yep.
I’m sure they bought that lumber.
MJ, would you please strip, put on a pair of sunglasses, lean up against a car and take a picture so we can determine if Beasn, is in fact, correct!
*looks at pictures at link*
They are supposed to be ‘protesting’, how on earth does perching in a tree help their cause? WTF are they, 5?
I don’t look like that anymore, although I’m on my way back.
Did any of you see Hugo? Is it worth seeing?
The occupiers look pretty ‘sorey’. How do people get open sores all over their bodies, other than serious drug use?
Oh, yeah. Living in your own poo.
HA! My husband calls me “grossy” because of my hand. “Hey, grossy, do you know where I put the….”
impetigo. yuck.
effing slobs
“…although I’m on my way back.”
Yesssssss!
Wut link?
Which link are you guys talking about? Be specific!
Mare, Hugo was wonderful!
NM
Thanks, Clint.
Mare I saw Hugo Monday afternoon. Warm, wonderful, touching film making by a master director. 3D effects were magical, storyline a tribute to the art and magic of film making. Probably not for children unless they’re fairly mature. Must see for any serious film buff. Will enjoy next year’s Oscar ceremonies.
Mare:
http://blogdowntown.com/2011/11/6507-occupy-la-camp-preparing-for-lapd-closure
Thanks, Hottie!
So, our little Napoleon ‘boss’ has been giving us fits with her jr. high school behavior and passing parts of her job on to us.
Recently, I overheard one of the asst. managers asking her about her goals and that she should seriously consider ‘moving up’ because ‘they’ are all impressed with what she is doing in our area.
I about had a piglet. I’m thinking he must have the hots for her as more than a few male coworkers have remarked on how fine her ass is…..with a disclaimer of the admiration ends at the ass because of her attitude/persona.
addendum to the above…….why are men so stupid about women when it comes to body parts?
Oh, my, gosh…those people are filthy pigs.
Don’t you think it’s interesting how quickly “we” forget how absolutely critically important our system of public hygiene is to society?
Things get retched pretty fast.
Mare, here’s your reading assignment of the morning:
http://spectator.org/archives/2011/11/30/entitlement-reform-revolution/
Hey CB, I totally owe you an apology. I believe I stated some months ago that Romney was going to walk away with the nomination or possibly Perry, and scoffed at the notion that Newt was a contender at all.
That was a pretty good display of ignorance on my part, and I’m sorry for it.
I mean, this guy was buttering her all up. Over and over….’you should really consider this….’, ”they’ really are impressed’…….
Our area looks a lot better than it did before she came BECAUSE they finally hired several more people. More hands means more things can be done. Which begs the question as to why they didn’t give the last ‘boss’ the people she needed.
Michael Savage does not like Newt. I listen to him while I gather hay for piggies before tucking them in.
He can’t get over him sitting down with Pelosi for a commercial. Why do it? How can he believe in such a scam…when evidence was there at the time that it could be a scam. With Clinton endorsing him, it can’t be a good thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyCp32NBXmU
And now Cain saying he is going to look over things to see if he can continue his run? If he didn’t have an affair, why consider bailing….if he did, why not be up front at the beginning…or think it would never be dug up?
Good grief. He doesn’t think things through, does he?
MJ, I’ve been around and have watched politics for a LONG time.
The biggest mistake many Republicans continue to make is to somehow think they can nominate the “perfect” candidate.
Beasn – Because 80% of our fellow voters will only hear the accusation and not bother to find out if it was true or not. They will assume it is true unless the media makes a big deal out of a false accusation (they won’t, Cain is not a Dem).
Tree fort?
When my eldest girl “ran away from home” at 10, she took a blanket and a pillow and some toys and climbed up in the tree outside her window. I had to negotiate for about 15 minutes.
I sense the same maturity at work here.
I’ve been feeling fine all morning … I go to do some extra cleaning in the kitchen and wham. I now have a simply horrible headache.
Lesson for the day : stop cleaning.
Chief, that is the reason why ‘our side’ needs to quit being ‘polite’. They need to say ‘f*ck it’ and have both barrels loaded. I’m tired of their spineless namby pamby ‘we’re better than that’ bull.
You can’t win if you aren’t willing to punch ’em in the snoot. At this time of blatant thievery, that is what I want to see and cheer.
Car in, I had one for the better part of yesterday. I am going to recover today with a snack of a turkey sammich and a nap.
*Raises hand and agrees, yet again, to be beasn’ campaign manager.*
I am kicking my son’s ass in Scrabble. HA! Alert the media.
now that I’m sitting down in front of my computer … I’m feeling better.
funny that.
…addendum to the above…….why are men so stupid about women when it comes to body parts?
Because they are parts that are not sold in a hardware store?
And now Cain saying he is going to look over things to see if he can continue his run? If he didn’t have an affair, why consider bailing….if he did, why not be up front at the beginning…or think it would never be dug up?
Good grief. He doesn’t think things through, does he?
Beasn, Here is Erik Erickson’s take on it…
“A caller to my radio show last night summed it up better and more succinctly than me. He said it was not the adultery. After all, we are all sinners. We all like sheep have gone astray. What it is is the incompetence of the Cain campaign’s handling of these several stories. The caller’s voice quivered with anger. He was angry at Herman. He felt betrayed, not because of what Herman may or may not have done, but because this caller backed Herman as the man who could run America and fix its problems, when in reality he can’t even run a campaign and fix his campaign problems.
That’s why, as Herman falls, Newt rises. Written off for dead by many, including me, he has been able to fix his problems in a way Cain has not.
— Erick”
I would like to go on record as being a fan of numerous lady parts.
Good Morning, Hostages.
Fine Job on the HHD, Roamy! You k ow me, I especially like the smile o the gray hair guy. He wants to get into trouble… I like that! Hugs.
why are men so stupid about women when it comes to body parts?
Funny how your question arrives on an HHD post full of shoulder muscle, pectorals, and six-pack abs.
As to your question, men like to play with toys. If you have them, we want you to share.
…when in reality he can’t even run a campaign and fix his campaign problems.
Yes.
MCPO.
You need one of these.
http://is.gd/4AL3JD
Funny how your question arrives on an HHD post full of shoulder muscle, pectorals, and six-pack abs.
Mmmmmm.
Oh, sorry, what? Did you say something??
Check out this comment from five years ago. Been looking over that old funny thread and cracking up. That was about a year before my first meetup.
http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=204392#c1001867
>> why are men so stupid about women when it comes to body parts?
You mean stupid behaviour or stupid about how the parts work?
Cause some of those ladythings confuse the shit outta me.
Cause some of those ladythings confuse the shit outta me.
Being all fumbly and confused is very sexy for some wimmins, just sayin’
What it is is the incompetence of the Cain campaign’s handling of these several stories.
That.
Ditto, Beasn.
Hugs!
You mean stupid behaviour or stupid about how the parts work?
As to the first part, yes. Just because a female has a nice round butt does not mean it qualifies her for promotion.
As to the second part, that can be cute until you refuse to learn.
>> Just because a female has a nice round butt does not mean it qualifies her for promotion.
I see the words you are typing, but they make no sense to me.
“Just because a female has a nice round butt does not mean it qualifies her for promotion.”
It depends where you work.
Funny how your question arrives on an HHD post full of shoulder muscle, pectorals, and six-pack abs.
There is less chance of me losing the farm over a nice set of pecs or abs, than a man who gets caught up in lovely lady lumps. Or humps depending on tastes.
I worked for some pigs for about 7 years.
Everybody in the place could tell you which female applicant would be hired.
What makes it worse, is this gal is a narcisisst. People don’t like her because they are jealous….the homeless guy that walks around for hours on end wants her….etc.
She’s got nothing but her ass.
I resemble that last remark, beasn.
Oh, I just came up with a better comment.
Here goes:
What makes it worse, is this gal is a narcisisst. People don’t like her because they are jealous….the homeless guy that walks around for hours on end wants her….etc.
She’s got nothing but her ass.
Wait … who are we talking about ?
I’m guessing this will be the hit of the Christmas movie season. Heck, I can hardly watch the trailer without getting all mushy/emotional:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/filmreviews/8917542/War-Horse-film-review.html
Very nice poat. The one with grey hair FTW 😉
<<<Just because a female has a nice round butt does not mean it qualifies her for promotion.
Yeah, she's gotta have a nice rack as well.
I resemble that last remark, beasn.
I wouldn’t know as I didn’t look but I have no doubt you do since everyone else reported it is quite an ass.
BUT, (har), ass aside, I have no doubt from your character that you would be an excellent non-snotnosed manager.
<Just because a female has a nice round butt does not mean it qualifies her for promotion.
Yeah, she's gotta have a nice rack as well.
*runs from room crying
Promotes Toots to CFO.
Yeah, she’s gotta have a nice rack as well.
*throws napalm at Brad*
I said a “nice” rack, not a large rack.
I said a “nice” rack, not a large rack.
So, you’re saying my rack isn’t large?
*runs from blog crying again.
The Hostages Community Theatre Presents:
Ordering a Sandwich at Subway
Me: “Hi, I’d like an Italian combo on Italian herb and cheese bread, please.”
Subway Sandwich Artist™: “Would you like cheese on that?”
Me: “Yes, please, provolone if you have it.”
Subway Sandwich Artist™: “Would you like this toasted?”
Me: “No, thank you.”
Subway Sandwich Artist™: “And what toppings would you like?”
Me: “I’ll have the veggies, oil and vinegar and salt and pepper please.”
Subway Sandwich Artist™: “Would you like mustard or mayo on this?”
Me (in my head): WHAT?? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??? THIS IS AN ITALIAN COMBO!! Ya know, Subway’s imitation of an actual real Italian combo that’s made with real meat and something that one would find in a real Italian deli? WHO IN THE FUCK PUTS MAYONNAISE ON AN ITALIAN COMBO??!?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND??!?! WHAT FUCKING PLANET DID YOU COME FROM WHERE THEY PUT FUCKING MAYO ON A FUCKING ITALIAN COMBO??!?!?!?! NO, I DON’T WANT MAYO ON MY FUCKING SANDWICH, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!!
Me (out loud): “No thanks.”
fin
I said a “nice” rack, not a large rack.
Hm…nice recovery, I guess.
Man, was I disappointed when I woke up this morning and found out that there hadn’t been any violence downtown.
Stupid disappointing hippies.
Another dental appointment today. Should have only one or two more after this.
Plus, the Santa Ana’s are coming.
I strongly suspect by later today it will be time for #OccupyComfySofaWithABlankie.
Just because a female has a nice round butt does not mean it qualifies her for promotion.
Maybe not, but the thought of it is enough to give me a raise 🙂
Nice shirt you got there, Scott!
http://tinyurl.com/778r7k4
Back from my errands. . . did I miss anything?
I refuse to work anyplace where my ass can’t get me a promotion.
That merit-based crap is BULLSHIT.
*soothes myself by sexually harassing my one employee*
Good luck with your appointment today, Brad.
Hope it’s a fleece blankie!
Nice shirt you got there, Scott!
http://tinyurl.com/778r7k4
hahahaha! Nice.
I knew I was forgetting to check somthing today…
LauraW has a fine derriere. I know, I’ve looked.
I flatter myself that my rack is simply built on a smaller scale, much like the rest of me.
Supreme Court rules no Nativity scene in DC
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United States’ Capital this Christmas season.
This isn’t for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation’s Capitol.
A search for a Virgin continues.
There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.
Mrs. Peel – You have a lovely figure.
I have no idea if Mrs. Peel has a lovely figure or not. Between her and Mr. Peel, I knew better than to try to sneak a look.
Nice glasses, c3po
http://tinyurl.com/d5q8fqj
Just because a female has a nice round butt does not mean it qualifies her for promotion.
Maybe not, but the thought of it is enough to give me a raise
So long as an ass does not get a promotion, I don’t care about the oogling part.
Compos – Thanks. My world is looking good!
You know, beasn, because she has a nice round butt, she probably gets harrassed a lot. Poor thing.
Good one, b-rad. Now, can you inform us about what exactly “the deal” is with airline food?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hcgoLojOVo
xbrad, why so many appointments? I’d do it all in one.
*plugs in nail gun*
Ha ha – I stole your joke xbrad and posted on a friend’s facebook wall who had posted some political thing about Christmas.
Did I just see Aggie?
How’s things, Ag? How’s the hubby?
ood one, b-rad. Now, can you inform us about what exactly “the deal” is with airline food?
And what’s with men leaving the seat up in the bathroom?
amiright, ladies?
Car in, I stole the joke from Theo’s.
As for airline food, not much to say.
Let’s talk about hospital food instead!
Wiser – Which one of your 12 jobs are you blowing off today?
How’s things, Ag? How’s the hubby?
Can you tell I lost weight?? 😉
Hubby is doing well. He is scheduled to come home in February, but is just so darn popular over there, that they want to extend his stay until July. I told the General no. He understood.
You know, beasn, because she has a nice round butt, she probably gets harrassed a lot. Poor thing.
Um. No. I’ve watched and while our male coworkers say they enjoy looking at it, they don’t go beyond that as they don’t care much for the rest of her. The word ‘bitch’ comes up frequently.
*loads and aims trebuchet with this -> http://tinyurl.com/7s63bj6 <- in compos' direction*
I stole your joke xbrad and posted on a friend’s facebook wall who had posted some political thing about Christmas.
You kids and your face-books. Balderdash. I remember the olden days when we had to copy and paste it into an email and send it to everyone we knew on the America On Line…
send it to everyone we knew on the America On Line…
Heh… AOL for the LOL.
Sean FTW 😉
Beasn and Wiserbud, I suggest you get with the program and put up Christmas avatards.
Hotspur, my avatar celebrates everyday with her Christmassy colored panties.
Sean, you forgot to tell the kids about staying off your lawn.
Uh, oh …
He is scheduled to come home in February,
Excellent news. Hope that happens.
Wiser – Which one of your 12 jobs are you blowing off today?
none. Had a few minutes in between so I thought i would say hi.
And now I’m gone.
Aggie! Holy shit, how are you?
I’m on a lunch break. Somebody make me laugh. Without telling a dick joke.
Hey MJ! I’m doing well, thanks 🙂
Just decided to delurk for a while!
Okay, I took off my rubberfist and festive panties for something a little more comfortable.
waiting for beasn’s avatard to change.
Awww… that’s cute, Beasn.
Beasn has a Christmas piggie!
You know who is HAWT? Adam Corolla.
…”When you feel that shame, get your shit together and leave my shit alone.”…
Glad you delurked, Aggie.
That’s just de-lovely!
Hahahahaha
Yay, Beasn!!!
*waves like mad to Cathy*
Which one of you lovely ladies would like to bake me a chocolate cake with peanutbutter frosting?
*bakes German Chocolate cake for MCPO*
Sorry, but I don’t cook with peanut butter around here.
I just love Christmas
And now I’m gone.
Don’t work too hard Wiser.
http://tinyurl.com/bryesgf
*waves back at Aggie*
Sorry, but I don’t cook with peanut butter around here.
Sorry, Chief. I have no kitchen right now. You will have to wait.
No peanut butter? What?
In Soviet Russia, peanut butter cooks YOU!
Ima let you slide with that avatard, Cathy, but only because it’s you.
For Dave:
http://tinyurl.com/7w6kln3
HAHAHA! I love chocolate cake, German chocolate cake, chocolate cake with, or without, peanut butter frosting!
I am working in Mulberry tonight.
Hi Cathy!
PJ’s gonna cut a bitch:
http://tinyurl.com/cmlzpdy
Yum, German Chocolate Cake!
MJ! Mare!
http://is.gd/thzvSU
Ima let you slide with that avatard, Cathy, but only because it’s you.
Thanks HotSauce. So I don’t get away with it, even though I’m all red and polka-dotty and all?
*slinks off to search Christmas images*
>> For Dave:
YAY!!!
People still email me with links to order Christmas toilet paper.
And here I thought Cathy’s avatard was Christmassy all year long…
Thanks Aggie… I’m workin’ on sumpin…
Cathy’s avatard is green and red. . . that is Christmassy!
Changed the avatar…
What up?
Was that it, Cathy?
The heck??
Crap. I’ve done this changing avatars many times. Got a cute pic all set and updated as my new gravatar, but it’s not showing up.
Crap.
they want to extend his stay until July. I told the General no. He understood.
Wasa the word “machete” mentioned at any time during this conversation? 😛
Cathy, I had to delete my other avatar for the new one to show up…..
Batman continues to fight crime throughout the Christmas season, and thus the avatar remains unchanged.
(Also, I’m not sure I know how to do it.)
Well… Iffin I read the help information correctly, the new avatar will take soon. It’s a cache-situation.
Perhaps you need to up your email address Cathy?
Teresa, I just read that it might take an hour or so before the change takes place. I’ve got a bunch of stored images and don’t think I need to delete them.
I’ll just wait. Fanx.
Ok, HotSauce. I’m blaming you for this lame conversation about my Avatar.
So you can change the subject or entertain us now…
*grabs lawnchair, crosses legs, waits patiently*
Wasa the word “machete” mentioned at any time during this conversation?
Maybe…
HA! Cathy’s avatard is scary.
I was quite productive today.
“I was quite productive today.”
I got you a snowblower, what did you end up getting me?
Oh, I forgot about that industrial glove…..timely!
I showed Cathy’s avatard to a baby and it cried.
Scuba glove. It’s waterproof and insulating.
I just emailed Santa a copy of Cathy’s avatard and he replied that I’ve been taken off the “Nice” list.
HA! My cat did this when it saw Cathy’s avatard:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_S5cXbXe-4&feature=fvwrel
Cyn, I think you’re still on the niiiiiiiiiiiice list.
Guess where this line was printed:
Almost any large tax cut — of income taxes or payroll taxes — reduces revenues and therefore reduces the government’s ability to spend money while staying solvent.
If you guessed National Review, you are correct. How many guessed National Review?
http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/284406/cut-payroll-tax-editors
i shipped one job out, picked up another and packed an antique barrister bookcase. Tomorrow I open up a can of whoopass on an armoire, dry sink and airplane propeller.
Almost any tax cut, either income or payroll. The author should be fired just for writing a sentence that stupid.
Jay, you an have any toppings on your hot dog. Either mustard or ketchup.
The author should be fired just for writing a sentence that stupid.
We can’t fire the author. It’s “The Editors” of NR. If we fired them, they would go away.
Wait…
We have both kinds, Country and Western.
We have sex in every position. Missionary.
They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our freedom!
I’m just gonna link music now:
http://is.gd/2rJQkO
You know it’s Christmas time when you get spam from “Bulemia Elf”….
It’s actually German‘s chocolate cake. It was either invented by a Mrs. German or employed German’s chocolate, I can’t remember which. I do remember that the lady hailed from Dallas, Texas.
Avatar fxtd… thanks to Cyn.
Na, Na, Na, Na,
Na, Na, Na, Na,
Hey, Hey, Hey
Goodbye!
*looks at Cathy’s avatard*
ROWR!!!!
All ya’ll better git your white and brown azzes out and support my chirrens…….someone needs to be held accountable.
http://www.971talk.com//Dana/DanaTV/View.aspx?PostID=44739
The only Xmas decoratin’ done in my house is a nekkid tree and a light up pig. What more could I possibly want.
someone needs to be held accountable.
Funny how she doesn’t point to herself…
Hey, MJ, did you get an email from me, subject: Ah, clarification?
Oh, found it….never mind.
I did. Totally makes sense.
No one ever emails me ….
It’s ’cause I’m mean, right?
You can tell me. I can take it.
fuck you all.
someone needs to be held accountable.
Funny how she doesn’t point to herself…
Shit……it ain’t like it’s her fault she got all pregnated….muthafuckah.
Are you being sarcastic?
hahahah…I can’t tell
I’m pouting right now just like my avatard.
fuck you all.
Careful what you wish for, little girl.
Mare!
Are you guys talking about that video I put on my blog about …oh – 8 hours ago?
“It’s ’cause I’m mean, right?”
MJ emailed me and said it’s because you’re stupid!
“It’s ’cause I’m mean, right?”
No, it’s because you never answer your phone.
PUP, that made me LOL.
Pez dispenser.
Are you guys talking about that video I put on my blog about …oh – 8 hours ago?
You have a blog?
HARrrrr….just messing with you. Sorry, I didn’t do much cruising on the intarwebs and heard about that lady on the radio.
“It’s ’cause I’m mean, right?”
No, it’s because you never answer your phone.
Well, you got me on that one.
I wasn’t honestly sure if you were talking about her. The one with 15 kids?
“It’s ’cause I’m mean, right?”
MJ emailed me and said it’s because you’re stupid!
You didn’t leave me much to work with on that one.
“You didn’t leave me much to work with on that one.”
hahahahaha
15 Kids……..15……..10 + 5……….1 + 14……15……I would LOVE to hear the names.
Uh, oh, that sounds RACIST!!!!!
Yea, my brother posted that on facebook yesterday, and I saw it this morning. I was just beyond floored by the attitude. and, honestly, I think it is rather the pervasive attitude. She just had the gall to say it out loud.
You shouldn’t be talking about PJM behind her back.
That would be the one, Carin. The Yikes factor reached about 8.7, and only because my uncle has 22 kids by five baby mommas, so that kinda took the shine off.
Wow. 22.
But of course, I don’t know which is “worse” – the guy who does that or the women who allow it.
It’s a toss up.
That mom with 15 – the dad of the last 10 was in jail. @@.
fucking idiot.
“Pez dispenser.”
I took me a minute to figure that out, Hotspur.
Hey, Mare. Hannity’s entire show tonight is an interview w/Newt.
I knew you’d want to know.
In fairness to my uncle, he did marry two of them. The first he divorced, married the second, then divorced, went back to the first, divorced again, back to #2, then divorced, and #1 broke the cycle by going bi.
The second decided it was wiser to live in a different country.
The other three were even more stupid. They still live in the same town, and he takes turns living with one, then the other, then the third.
I could write a book.
My daughter is irritating me with her acting mommy over her irresponsible roommate, who is flunking out because she won’t do her work or get her ass up in the morning to make it to class. My daughter feels the needs to cajole the doofus up on those early mornings.
College is a time for growing up and to let the girl grow up. Though I’m wondering if this girl, who is a total drama queen, is rubbing off on my daughter who is complaining her one class, is making her write 4 papers. “I don’t have the time”. Bullshit, this ain’t kindergarten. Of all her teachers, she likes this guy the best because he is interesting.
Oye.
Beasn, my oldest had a roommate that was NOT a good influence in any way. We were at least thankful our daughter told us most of the crazy stuff. I’m sure she kept a few of the choice deals to herself. Living with someone, can effect (affect?) changes pretty quickly.
I generally think anything Bernanke does is not good.
It’s nice to have you back, LC.
Snack?
http://tinyurl.com/89qrm3h
For Mare …
I’ve found at least part of their names:
1. Nominea
2. Itsyoursa
3. Whatdafuka
4. Damnit
5. Notanudderone
6. Wasidrunkagain
7. Helen
8. Ithoughtitweregasa
9. Leroy
10. Michael
11. Barack
12. Homoma
13. Hodada
I couldn’t find the rest, Mare. Maybe you have a source?
I think Scott’s Christmas avatard is my favorite of them all.
Snack?
*smooch*
I laughed at Leroy, CB.
Scott – Only 7 of those are PJM’s. The other 8 are children she is raising for her Sister-Wives.
HA! Clint, you forgot Tylenol.
Evenin’, los retardos.
Someone please summarize the comments for me in 140 characters or less.
Thank you in advance, kind person and/or mare.
Aren’t a few of those kids of PJM’s her nieces and nephews that she swore she’d never take in?
Ohai, Aggie. How have you been?
*waves at Andy*
Doing fine. It’s amazing how busy one gets being a machete-wielding zombie killer and a stay-at-home mom.
a machete-wielding zombie killer and a stay-at-home mom
HA!
*up twinkles*
“Thank you in advance, kind person and/or mare.”
Makes a call to my uncle Guido in Jersey……..
Someone please summarize the comments for me in 140 characters or less.
HotSauce complained that I didn’t have a Christmas Avatard, so I picked out a new one, but it didn’t load properly, so Cyn helped me fix the new one of my ass in Christmas Red Lingerie.
That is all you need to know, Andy.
*up twinkles*
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Doing fine. It’s amazing how busy one gets being a machete-wielding zombie killer and a stay-at-home mom.
Liesel, I actually saw a Zombie themed How-to booklet in Barnes and Noble today.
*wiggles red-lingerie’d ass in Andy’s direction*
Sounds like a trip to B&N is in the cards for me.
You should come with me, Cathy. They are next door to Frederick’s of Hollywood 😀
Ha ha ha haaa.
http://is.gd/hnruOI
Filters are for pussies.
Nice avatard, Andrew.
It’s almost time to torment the Mrs. with the annual watching of it again.
Sounds like a trip to B&N is in the cards for me.
You should come with me, Cathy. They are next door to Frederick’s of Hollywood 😀
Sounds Great, Aggie. Will we ‘have some wine’ also at some point?
Decided to be ambitious this year and do a sort of “Advent Calendar” on my blog of the Christmas music that I love. It starts tomorrow.
Of course, I only got the idea late last night, so I’m woefully unprepared. And I’m sure other people have done similar things in the past. I’ve got 5 days done already, though, so I’ve got some breathing room!
ANDY – Why does the Amazon button not work for me? Is it because I have a Chinese computer?
Huh. Did not know that.
http://tinyurl.com/88yw6oy
Howdy ‘people.’
MCPO. I had to turn adblock off to get to the Amazon page.
Doesn’t work for me either MCPO.
It worked the other day when I was boot shopping.
Mare probably broke it.
Will we ‘have some wine’ also at some point?
Before, during and after, if I have any say in it 😉
*finds a potato wedged in the Amazon widget’s nethers*
What the…..
Rosetta should print this out.
Is Rosetta in the habit of amputating things?
Lucky Strike green has gone to war.
Not yet Jewstin, but with El Goutcho it could become a reality.
Tifw, I already have my 25 Days of Christmas music ready. Roamy, I love Wednesdays now. Favorite day of the week.
I love any day I don’t have to go to work.
Winter is hard, so have some pancakes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Teaft0Kg-Ok
Closing went off with only a minor annoying hitch. My periodontist also called and asked if I could do the surgery tomorrow instead of the 12th.
Also, I cooked two of the porterhouses from my quarter. O. M. G.
You could cut them with a fork.
Tonight I either helped out a really needy person or fell for an awesome panhandler sob story. Hope he bought food and not meth.
Leon, congrats on the closing.
Definitely Meth.
>> *wiggles red-lingerie’d ass in Andy’s direction*
*thud*
Carin, you will be mailing the Christmas CD, I hope. Pretty please?
HAHA….the old folks think “meth.”
Scott, you are a true gentleman, Sir!
It really was a good story.
>> ANDY – Why does the Amazon button not work for me? Is it because I have a Chinese computer?
Should work. If not, just go here: http://www.amazon.com/ref=as_li_wdgt_js_ex?&linkCode=wsw&tag=thh2-20
Roamy – Herself said to thank you for your awesome selections today.
Check out who is currently rated 10th.
http://www.reddit.com/r/aww
Mare!
Tell Herself I said you’re welcome.
I’ve been reading over today’s comments. I think I need to hold to the “too young, toss ’em back” rule.
Dave screwed up. That picture should have made him very wealthy.
Tennis is good for wiggles.
Moses will live forever.
>> Dave screwed up. That picture should have made him very wealthy.
He screwed up the point spread, I bet.
Cyn needs to post a bacon frying rap video.
It would kick ass.
I’m on it Scott, yo dawg n shit giggity.
*goes on the hunt for her do-rag*
On second thought, maybe I’ll just fry the bacon and PLAY some rap in the background.
*grabs Team Bacon apron and gets to work*
* Hires and promotes Caroline Wazniacki *
Watching “Christmas in Yellowstone”. It’s gorgeous, but they keep interrupting it to ask me for money. . . I’m broke, dammit!
Tennis is good for wiggles.
http://i.imgur.com/csZHe.gif
My computer doesn’t process fast enough to take the jerkiness out of that gif. Ruined the whole thing for me. NOT!!
Congrats to Moses and his Daddy-Dave for 10th place.
That pic has popped up several times in stuff I’ve seen online.
And Congrats Leon…
9th now.
I really can’t stay. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi_0D0Jqlfc
Leon Redbone!
Scott – I have linked Leon before. . . just sayin’.
Redbone?
Dangit, now I’m having surgery anxiety.
‘Dangit, now I’m having surgery anxiety.”
You need to find a different dentist.
Unless she is hot.
Congratulations, Leon!
Thanks everybody.
And the anxiety is just because it’s surgery. It’s nothing to do with the persons involved, just that I’m getting cut open.
>>Unless she is hot.
No way. I had to get an ultrasound test on the ‘boys’ a few days back, and the doc was really hot. I was silently praying that there be no unwanted uprisings. Thankfully the prayers worked.
I think it’s bedtime. I’m wiped out.
Good luck tomorrow Leon and sweet dreams
Tushar – Women in medicine know how to handle the situation. It’s quick and painful!
Hola.
Can I say I really like Cathy’s new holiday avatar?
MCPO, I don’t know about the doc, but I would have been extremely embarrassed.
I’m with you Tushar. I HATE getting good looking doctors or nurses or whatever when I go to the doctor for a check up or with some issue. Just too uncomfortable.
So there was this one time I went in and it was some kind of substitute doctor and he was sooo very hawt. You know, the kind of guy that almost makes you perspire. And there I was on the table… aww never mind you guys wouldn’t be interested in this.
*smooches Brad*
I’m pretty damn comfortable with the fact the the dental tech at the oral surgeon is pretty hot and her bewbs seem to brush against me fairly often.
And there I was on the table…
Scoot down. Scoot down. This may feel a little cold. . .
**waves to Aggie**
Ha Ha Ha! Exactly Chief! Stupid cold thing totally ruined the moment. Ruint It.
Were you getting your prostate checked, Cyn?
You should probably get that checked.
Cyn – I know ’caused I played Doctor. . . more than once.
Heh. I get lots of things checked, but I’ve never been asked to turn my head and cough.
**Opens XBrad’s Discount Proctology and Gynecology Emporium**
Cyn, turn your head and cough.
You were on TV, MCPO??
How did your appointment go, Brad?
*gives Brad soft chewy brownies*
Newt was brilliant on Hannity’s one hour interview show with him tonight. If you didn’t see it, you should consider catching its rerun a bit later tonight, or find it somewhere online Thursday. Yes, even Democrats should watch. They might learn some things about our next President.
Upper teefs are DONE!, baby.
Still got the lowers to do. Should be done tomorrow, with final checkouts on Monday.
Cyn – Never played a Doctor on TV. Mostly around the barn. . .
>>Mostly around the barn. . .
you performed proctologcal tests on animals?
How do the teeth feel? Congrats! They’re a long time coming.
They feel weird as hell. Mostly because I’ve only got the uppers in.
They look fantastic though.
xBrad – Implants?
They look fantastic though.
*thud*
My mewbs are all natural.
Oh, you meant the teefs!
4 upper, two lower.
That’s about a $30,000 smile there.
Wow–they do look great!
Who is that creepy guy?
xBrad – They look great. After they put the lowers in, you’ll be able to prowl the clubhouse at tea time to hit on the rich dowagers!
This time tomorrow, the dentist assures me I’ll be able to bite off fingers.
I’ve just bitten into a Chocolate Zinger in your honor Xbrad.
You look good, Xbrad.
I keep hoping that whatever they do stops feeling uncomfy for ya.
Glad you like my new snazzy-tar.
Well, bless your little heart, Aggie.
The thing I’m really excited about is I’ll be able to eat bacon again finally.
>> I’ve just bitten into a Chocolate Zinger in your honor Xbrad.
I thought Michael still had that.
The thing I’m really excited about is I’ll be able to eat bacon again finally.
Amen!
When you said, “bite fingers off”, I thought you had a hobo hunt scheduled.
I sure hope he washed it off before giving it to Cyn.
This time tomorrow, the dentist assures me I’ll be able to bite off fingers.
*adds Xbrad’s name in little black book under “F” *
There’s alarmingly few hobos here. Gotta head to Indio to find ’em. Heck, here in PD, I’m a heck of a lot closer to prey than hunter.
Cathy, I’ve checked and double checked, but still don’t see the full sized pic of your avatard in my mailbox.
The hobos there are all pushing 80 anyway.
I’m a heck of a lot closer to prey than hunter.
At least at the clubhouse, anyway.
I asked PG what’s the difference between cutting hoboes and cutting onions?
He said I cry when I cut up onions.
Is this a good time to mention just what a fabulous hotel you stayed in, Andy?
And that you invited Sean back to your room?
>> but I’ve never been asked to turn my head and cough.
Uhm, HELLO. I asked you that, on the connecting flight to DFW
Andy – They are a mite gamey once they hit 70.
Actually, over holiday weekends, there’s usually some fairly cute youngsters here. You know, 40s and 50s.
Damn, my teefs blinded all the hawt chicks and they can’t see to type…
*puts on Ray Bans™*
Ok, I can read you know, Brad…
I was thinking of changing my avatar but I can’t compete with Sohos, Cyn, Cathy, and Aggie.
Lurve Beasn’s Christmas avatar.
So, who wants to be the first Hostagette to make me a sammich?
Roamy, your avatar is perfect!
NOOO. don’t change it.
It’s perfect!
*makes Brad a roast beef sandwich*
Thanks, Aggielicious. But we gotta wait till tomorrow, when I get the lower teefs. Right now, the smile is all show and no go.
Well, put it in the fridge, ok?
Beef doesn’t grow on trees.
Put the roast beef in a blender, and cut the crusts off, aggie
*has experienced missing teeth, and it sucks.
They look pretty good, xbrad. Bet it feels good to have them.
Apparently, it does!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow-tree
Fucking hell…
*throws cowtree at Brad*
**chews through cow-tree**
Got any A-1?
*throws ketchup*
Close enough.
BTW, temps are plummeting here. High tomorrow will only be inthe upper 60s.
Oh, oh, oh!!!
Big news.
The final season of One Tree Hill begins January 11th!!!!
The final season of
OneCow Tree Hill begins January 11th!!!!Fixeted.
There are no cows on OTH.
Seriously, there’s like, not one fat chick on the entire CW lineup.
That’s just wrong.
Heh.
Other important news, Justified and Archer start up again soon as well. Lemme go check on the premier dates.
Justified- Jan 17
Archer – Jan 19
Awesome!
*wonders what Brad will do when OTH is over*
Actually, Aggie, I worry about that myself. What WILL I do.
**hugs hard drive with all 174 episodes of OTH on it**
Guess I’ll have to watch Buffy again.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
You need a hobby 😉
H2 is my hobby.
And with that, I’mma taking off for the night.
Good to see you back home here, Aggie.
G’night for me too. Sleep well, and don’t grind your teefs 😀
wakey wakey
Carin, you will be mailing the Christmas CD, I hope. Pretty please?
I will if I can find some new good music. I started “shopping” yesterday. So far, meh.
I’m not sure if it’s a side effect of the hypertrophy work I’m trying to do or the really early sunsets, but I’m finding myself sleeping upwards of 9 hours a night lately. That’s a lot for me. I don’t know how long I have to avoid lifting after the surgery, so I might get an answer soon.
Ha ha ha … my 9 y/o just told me his legs are sore when he does this (bends legs a little) – lol.
I took the youngest two to the gym and made ’em run a few miles. Then sprint a bit.
And push ups and sit ups.
I don’t know about hypertrophy, but when I work out extra hard (long runs, etc) i need more sleep.
As I understand it, it’s a lot like being a growing boy. If I don’t sleep as much as my body wants, I won’t grow. Doing just strength work, I didn’t find myself sleeping more, but I certainly slept more deeply than I used to.
We need a new poat. Gimme a couple of minutes.
I wish I could sleep 9 Leon. I am running 4 or 5 for a whole week. My head is exploding.
my 9 y/o just told me his legs are sore when he does this (bends legs a little) – lol.
Your lack of concern is disturbing.
NEW POAT!
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