Good morning and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Thank you, Cyn, for last week’s yumminess.
Someone mentioned Robert Downey, Jr. in the past week, and I thought there’s a good candidate for HHD. There’s a pic of him, rather battered-looking and shirtless as Sherlock Holmes, but I decided on this one instead.
’cause every girl’s crazy about a sharp-dressed man.
Next, we have David Boreanaz, because girls go for guys in just a towel, too.
Oh please let this link work.
This is the guy who knocked up Natalie Portman.
Don’t know who this guy is, but I’d start at the top and…
Someone requested the new Conan, Jason Momoa, and I do aim to please.
Oh, it must have been Mare.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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no way I am commenting first…
Hahaha. Homo. Oh, wait. Shit.
You are Wednesday’s Rich.
wakey wakey
You are Wednesday’s Rich.
Hahahahahahaha!!!
MJ, just sit over here and hold my hand. We can watch the comments unfold together.
What comments?
Lots to do today. Y’all have a good one.
I’ve gotten a slow start. The boy’s bus came early so they missed it. ARG. Then the kitchen was a mess – oye, I told those dang kids. Unhappy mom this morning.
At least I have HHD.
And now, MATH. ugh.
Honestly ,lower math is harder to teach than upper math.
Aught from aught is naught
Pi 3.14, held up to a mirror is PIE.
They should know that.
Morning cool kids.
BUNK!!
“You are Wednesday’s Rich.”
*snort
Nicely done Roamy. Mmm mmm mmm
HOLY CRAP!
Nice HHD, Roamy!
Rich, he’s not just for Fridays, anymore!
This HHD is less gay than most of them. I don’t really know why. Maybe it’s the lack of soccer players.
I’m posting this for Sohos, plus it’s never wrong to post this picture:
http://tinyurl.com/3bl8cdb
PD, did you see my link to the faggots that wear high heels…..high heels actually made for men? Not like when Rosetta wears his mom’s.
Mare, what are the hot stories from WWTDD?
Ha! just checking them out Carin.
I think Shia needs to lay off the booze:
http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/10/shia-labeouf-got-beaten-up/
that’ you’re beat – you’re supposed to keep us up on anything good in the celebrity gossip world.
It’s funny but I only got to sites the generally mock the celebrity world. I don’t go because I care, it’s more of “they deserve the scorn they get’ kind of deal.
Yummers, Roamy! Luscious, each and every one of them…..
I’ll be in my bunk ~
Mare, no.
Sorry to have missed it.
I’m sure it was tantalizing.
I used to like Beautiful Atrocities. He did that, Mare. And then agent Bedhead.
Hi, Mare. Newt won last night’s debate too.
That’s what Palin said.
No doubt about it, the guy is smart and articulate.
Mare, what color duster are you wearing this morning?
http://blogs.findlaw.com/legally_weird/2011/10/skydiving-sex-not-illegal-but-faa-investigates-ca-sex-stunt.html#more
Azure blue.
It’s a lovely color on you, Mare.
Oh, that is pretty Mare.
How can you tell a dirtbag?
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06262006
*glances around the secret H2 hangout, sees half filled bottles scattered about, shudders*
Why is our President riding around in a bus? Does that sound colossally stupid to anyone else? Again, our PRESIDENT is riding around the country in a bus.
Doesn’t he have meetings or proposals to propose or coloring books to color? Seriously, if a republican did this I would be pissed. Do your fricken job at the White House, when you have a slow weekend go to Camp David.
This kid’s face made my day:
http://tinyurl.com/42gux4n
Oh, Mare; he’s campaigning. And besides, those mean old Repubs in Congress are blocking his projects at every turn!11!
OMG that is sweeeeet!
He’s riding around in that bus, because the limos just weren’t comfy enough as he got chauffeured around from AF1 to campaign stop.
You guys will not that all the folks with babies have made themselves scarce around here.
Think they’re afraid I’ll steal their baby? I’ve mellowed out about taht.
I’m starting (ha..starting…not) to think he’s a functioning idiot.
I totally believe you Carin.
Carin’s wasted.
I totally believe you Carin.
That means so much to me, Cyn.
Carin’s wasted.
See how you are Mare? That’s why no one wants to meet you.
Carin, I was referring to the need to read your comment 3 times before I figured out you meant “notice.”
HAHAHAHA
You’re just making it worse.
hahahaha….Peace offering:
http://tinyurl.com/3qrr8tn
well, ok. But you’re on double secrete probation for now.
*hands Mare a wet-nap*
Bratty boy…Pupster
Cool cat….mare
http://tinyurl.com/3d3htjr
Woke up last night at half past four,
There were 15 women knocking on my door!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXTZ9oJB2p4
Robert Palmer and I had the same hairstyle in ’72! Whoda thunk it?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3zXXKqn1Qc
>> Why is our President riding around in a bus?
Well, not to put too fine a point on it, he’s flying to the buses, and then riding around in them.
Coincidentally, the buses are flown there too. And you wouldn’t be surprised to learn it’s waaaaay more expensive to fly buses to their destination than it is to just drive them there.
Mom!!! Dave is playing with semi-pointy objects again!!
Nasty here today. Drizzle and chilly. . . hoping for a better one tomorrow.
Is funneh because is true. . .
http://tinyurl.com/44l97nb
via Insta
HAHAHAHA! Excellent linky MCPO.
http://tinyurl.com/5uhhunl
Oh Chief how could you?!? That color yellow on her is HORRIBLE!!
HAHAHAHAHA!
Wait! She’s wearing yellow?
*giggles*
A most-unflattering yellow I might add. She really needs to see a professional colorist!
She should just take that top off. We’ll choose another color later.
http://tinyurl.com/62ycamq
MESA!!!!!!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/64nrvrp
No Tundra No Peace.
I’m pretty sure that’s not mesa, MCPO.
Heh.
MCPO! I lasted AT LEAST .79 seconds.
xBrad – I was trying to get his attention by yelling into the innerwebtubes!
So, no one ever yells to get my attention.
** 😦 **
HEY YOU DICK!!! STFU!!!!!
What a lovely day. I mean, how often do I get to post on tax accounting?
It’s like being a pig in mud.
Andy – Did you say something?
Joe Biden says: “Well let me tell you, it’s not temporary when that 911 call comes in and a woman’s being raped if a cop shows up in time to prevent the rape,”
Ummmmm, if a woman is being raped, as he posits, how can the cop show up in time to prevent the rape that is already in progress?
Are these cops made out of neutrinos?
Those cops made the Kessel run in less than 8 parsecs!
Our AM talk radio was having a FIELD DAY with Biden’s rape/police comments.
They giggled that Biden was actually reinforcing our 2nd Amendment Right. HAHAHAHA!
God Bless Instapundit….
http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/sex/study-says-most-women-are-bisexual-2584654/
Dave, you are correct. My irritation is this, why is he doing this? You and I both know it’s campaigning, the worst kind. The whole, “let me take my dumbass jobs bill to the people,” is stupid even for Obama.
He simply doesn’t know what else to do. It’s pathetic. “hey, the country is a mess because of me, I’ll just fly to my bus then drive around to coffee shops so I can have a photo op with a white kid!”. Brilliant!
OMG!
We must pass the diaper bill now!
(Wiserbud, ignore this comment and link)
http://delauro.house.gov/release.cfm?id=3206
>> “hey, the country is a mess
because of methat I inherited but thank goodness every decision we made kept things from being so much worse, I’ll just fly to my bus then drive around to coffee shops so I can have a photo op with a white kid!FIFY
Will MCPO’s Depends be covered by that bill?
Will MCPO’s Depends be covered by that bill?
That reminds me. . . I sent you a package of homemade fudge.
I’m starting to understand why no one likes you.
I’m starting to understand why no one likes you.
Funny, but I’ve never before thought of you as particularly slow.
We must pass the diaper bill now!
I will agree, but ONLY if that means she’ll wear a diaper over her head. Sheesh. Maybe warn a person before providing a link to her; her face is NSFAnyone’s Eyes.
{{{shudders}}}
I’m a 40-watt kinda guy.
Because HHD needs more hawt chicks:
http://tinyurl.com/3gocusu
Nice. What year you think that Caddy is?
HAHAHA! I dated a chick in England that drove a Mini.
http://tinyurl.com/yfs4apt
Beasn, where’s my cake?
hey beasn, a twitter poem for you…
Twas the Night Before the World Series
I notice that the Diaper Act assumes that the recipients are working. Can we make that a condition of getting free diapers? No, you say? Yep, thought so.
I’m dying.
Hardcore Chinese delicacy.
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=11212006
This month is going to be my best ever!
There is hope.
We’re staying across the street from the US Mint. Ima see if they have free samples.
Nice HHD, Roamy.
I hope Laura and Scott don’t kill each other working to pay for the OWS protesters.
**poke**
heh:
http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/231938/20111016/alex-torres-hope-howell-fired-from-job-after-skydiving-sex-stunt-video-tapped-owner-david-chrouch-ra.htm
and here is a part of his bio:
“I am a CONTRACT PORNSTAR …and pro skydiver and I am the only Pornstar Skydiver in the world to actually have sex while skydiving!!! I live2fly and fly2live. EFS!!!! Eat fuck skydive forever! And yes, I am a true NYMPHOMANIAC!!! MY GOAL IS TO HAVE MY OWN REALITY SHOW ON MTV!!!
I forgot to mention that I am also a 1000 year old DAY WALKING VAMPIRE!!! I feed of the flesh and souls of SEXY BITCHES!!!!
The end of the world is upon us so have fun while you can folks!!!!!!”
xb…. i have the full set of photos and the video….
if you want it….
hahaha
That’s nothing, I’m a 900 year old Roman alchemist that perfected the Philosopher’s Stone. No blood needed, no sun issues.
Still short, though, but we all were back then.
Jam, as if this poor poat wasn’t dead enough….
I kicked so much ass today my foot smells like ass.
…
I had to write lots of examples today so I’m kinda running out.
Car in killed this poat like one of her chickens.
It smells a bit like ass in here.
It smells a bit like ass in here.
That’s the can of whoop ass the Cardinals are gonna open on the Rangers.
http://tinyurl.com/3vjyafw
oopps…
http://tinyurl.com/42pltvv
Ha! Nice comeback Jay!
—
And Jam with a Buzz Lightyear Penis Straw. HAHAHA! Okay, so who’s sippy cup does this belong to? Hmmm??
>> That’s the can of whoop ass the Cardinals are gonna open on the Rangers.
I wish the very best to the St. Louis Cardinals. I’m looking forward to the series.
And by very best I mean DIAF Cards.
Let the game begin.
DIAF
Don’t
hIt
Any
Frakkin homers
Thanks Dave! Good luck with that!
http://tinyurl.com/4x5c65f
Isn’t it kind of customary for the president to throw out the first pitch of the World Series or am I wrong?
I googled it because you guys suck. It’s opening day usually.
**wanders in, steals a beer from Cyn’s fridge, flops down on couch.
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My keyboard tried to make that cooch.
Did anybody read the Riot Act to anybody else today?
No, but I went to a cool fundraiser that I’m going to blog about over at XBrad’s.
I think “cooch” is almost as funny as “spatula”.
Underpants.
/Carin
RFH! http://i.imgur.com/wlMpC.jpg
Awwww, thanks, Scott!
Did you see my uber-nerd response to your superconductor video yesterday?
It’s raining like a cow pissin’ on a flat rock!
Scott.
Hahahahahahaha, good one, MCPO!
and we’re done with one!
Foamy – It made me smile.
Dave,
You want me to fix your mustache problem?
Awesome shot.
The lab is saying “I am not sure about this”
The eye contact one from earlier today was also passed along.
thanks Pups.
I got it.
One of my favorite mashups.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B4YaNGIaoQ
http://tinyurl.com/6k4j6j5
Mini-me needs her hair dried. I know there will be a time that I will miss this, but not today.
Oh who is that little pup Scott?
Not mine Dave,
Consider him/her as competition.
There is a ton of it out there http://i.imgur.com/mzSec.jpg
Am I the only person pissed off at rdbrewer? He has been relentless in his attacks on Romney. If he is toeing ace’ line, I have no problem, but otherwise he is creating unnecessary rancor.
I am by no means a Romney supporter, but I am afraid Cain and Perry will both flameout and we will have to go to war with a very damaged Romney.
>> Consider him/her as competition.
He/she is adorable.
Tushar, it’s a primary fight. It’s supposed to be ugly, bloody, and mean.
…
also fuck Romney. The same guy who accused Reagan of “voodoo economics” was his VP for 8 years.
Blog fight!
My hubby is apolitical. He gets irritated that I’ve been watching the debates. He is also a Cardinal fan.
Newt could rise to the top.
OK, I am drunk.
Dave, between the current three, my first choice would be Perry (even with his idiotic immigration views). Cain I like a lot but I am not sure if he has enough relevant experience. You can’t run a country like a company. Romney, while competent, has too many nor’eastern establishment tendencies. But I would take one of these men any day over Scoamf. I am troubled at some commenters at ace’s who would rather hand scoamf a second term if they don’t get a candidate of their choice.
Oh, fuck this noise. On an unrelated note, Israelis and Palestinians finally agreed on something: that one Israeli is worth a thousand Palis.
Sorry, that was kind of a run on thought.
I just meant primaries ain’t beanball. GHWB accused Reagan of a “voodoo economics” plan. Once Reagan won the primary, GHWB wound up being his VP
ah shit
I am irritated at the anti anyone over at the mothership. Who has not been bashed to death? Johnson?
Magic Johnson For Prezident!
I really don’t believe the Romney fans, or Cain fans, or Perry fans, or whomever, will stay home if their guy doesn’t make it, and let a vote pass for Obama.
These commenters and watchers of debates, they’re the strongest of the base. They’re passionate because they care about politics. Most people aren’t even paying attention, and won’t until there are two candidates.
I’ll vote for ANYONE over Obama, and they will too. They won’t stay home. People who stay home are apolitical already. I’ve never bought this theory that people who get butthurt because a guy they followed for 2 years that they’ll hang it up and let the Dem win. It ain’t so.
As for me, I won’t be voting for any one. Citizenship is at least five years away.
Johnson was actually a pretty competent Governor.
The H2 Presents: The Cyn Family Dinner Conversation:
Son2: Where is Sparky’s pill?
Cyn: All gone and in his stomach.
Son2: Well, technically, Mom, if he just took it, it’s still in his esophagus on its way to his stomach.
Cyn: Yes, you are correct.
Son2: And eventually, it will reach his Poo Hole.
Cyn: Did you know that there’s a baseball player named Poo Hole?
Son2: No.
Cyn: *snickers like a little school girl*
Fin.
The speaker at today’s event said that the economy in CA is so bad, even the earthquakes are moving east.
I’d vote for Johnson without holding my nose.
I might take a bong hit first, but he’s better than McCain.
Haha. Mrs MJ calls him Pooholes too.
Johnson would be a fun president. Maybe a little twitchy, but at least he wouldn’t be worried about doing too much.
Citizenship hasn’t exactly stopped a lot of people from voting. Just sayin’ Tushar. 😉
Mrs. MJ is right; that’s how you pronounce Pujols’ name.
*snickers again*
NAPOLI!!
Johnson was known as “Governor Veto” and he left a surplus. He’s a triathlete and he climbed Everest. His late wife was great. I’d still vote for him before SCOAMF.
People pay to watch baseball?
I am doing it wrong.
“Poohole” snickers. We call him “Piojos”
Cyn, if I were a dem, your suggestion wouldn’t be needed. As I am a
RepublicanTea partier, your suggestion wouldn’t work.Honestly, I’m ticked that Paul gets all the attention rather than Johnson. Johnson’s a better face for libertarianism, and has no cult or Stormfront connections.
I’m not liking this Pujols hate. I think it’s racism, straight up.
#AttackWatch
CJ Wilson ain’t goin 6
Dave, I rebut your argument thusly: If Romney’s the nominee, Monty ain’t voting for him.
I probably won’t either, but my vote won’t matter anyway.
There may not be a whole lot of people who won’t vote for anybody but their guy (or, in this case, anybody but Romney), but there are some.
Not a lot of strikes. He’s getting lucky with all the walks.
One of my favorite mashups.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B4YaNGIaoQ
Awesome Roamy. Full of yum.
Andrew, I accept that. But except for you two, I really don’t buy 12 commenters at AoS goin all “not my guy” deciding to let Obama win.
Also, suckit Cards!
I was yanking your chain a bit Tushar as I know you’d never do that.
So, you know, just out of curiosity, what kind of
a bribeincentive would it take to get you or citizenship sooner than 5 years?Leon, I’m ticked that Huntsman gets invites not Johnson.
Johnson was totally baked.
>> Leon, I’m ticked that Huntsman gets invites not Johnson.
Me too. Why the fuck are we inviting Huntsman again?
Last night was good without Huntsman. Let’s vote him off the island.
I would be a libertarian except for foreign policy and abortion
Heh, vmax. Those are two pretty big outs.
Tush I know some people that would marry you and your wife for a few hundred $. Citizenship win!
The fact that Huntsman is polling around 10% in NH, proves that it is time to change the Primary calendar.
Cyn, I finally got my green card last year after ten relentless years of filing legal paperwork, meticulously maintaining every shred of document about my life and foregoing promotions. After five years on green card, I will become eligible to apply for citizenship.
I took an online citizenship quiz out of curiosity. Scored 96%.
FOR A GOOD TIME PITCH TO MOLINA
Tushar, forget all that shit and just hop a plane to Tijuana and then sneak back across the border.
You may also want to change your name to Pablo Martinez or something like that.
Scored 96%.
Slacker!!
It sucks that they make it so very difficult for those like you who truly deserve to become citizens, and yet it’s so damn easy to be here and stay here illegally (*cough* Obama’s Aunt *cough) for years on end.
It sucks that they make it so very difficult for those like you who truly deserve to become citizens, and yet it’s so damn easy to be here and stay here illegally (*cough* Obama’s Aunt *cough) for years on end.
This.
I want Tushar as a citizen. He wants to be. I feel like a slacker, being born here. Lucky me.
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