Let’s Do This to Rosetta

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  1. Where’s G’Land to say “Fist”?

  2. MOM, CYN’S PUSHING DOWN HHD AGAIN!

  3. I should not have been introduced to tumblr.

  4. I hope Salas brought his big boy pants.

    And his low fastball.

  5. Oops! I shoulda logged in as PJM before pushing down the poat huh.

  6. fist
    *Rubber Fist!*
    It is Pavlovian, I have been here too long.

  7. Read about the Cuban guy here : http://the53.tumblr.com/

  8. Goodness, Salas lasted, minutes.

  9. Welcome to LaRussa ball, Dave. He’s got a short leash in the post season. Relievers have pitched more innings than the starters.

  10. Did Tim McCarver just say that “strike” was a 5-letter word?

    What a fucking idiot.

  11. *backs up DVR.

    Yep.

    too funny.

    “It’s a 5-letter word.” he says. Then spells it. “s..t..r..i..k..e..”

    What a fucking dumbass.

  12. I remember one time going out to the mound to talk with Bob Gibson. He told me to get back behind the batter; that the only thing I knew about pitching was that it was hard to hit.

    James Timothy “Tim” McCarver

  13. Cuban!
    Ham Swiss Pork Beef lettuce tomato onions and pickle pressed!
    Yum
    Oh you mean hard working entrepreneurial enterprising conservative family oriented good people?

    I agree. They know what redistributinist socialist communist policies are.

  14. Wow, Washington is gonna try to use more pitchers than LaRussa.

  15. Cuban guy: hawt! But I mean that in a totally patriotic way.

  16. Tim Carver is as good at spelling as Slow Joe.

  17. well, at least he admitted to it.

    But he’s still an idiot.

  18. They don’t call him the best color man in the league for nothing!

    -Harry Doyle

  19. “Something to keep in mind — it’s raining lightly. The infield could be very wet on ground balls.” – Tim McCarver

  20. Check you email please wiserbud; I have a question about your Gimp.

  21. Tim McCarver’s hair freaks me out.

  22. done.. on to 8

  23. re: Curt Schilling’s sock:”The blood on his sock looks exactly like Oklahoma!”

  24. I took an online citizenship quiz out of curiosity. Scored 96%.

    Any bets on the average score for the Occupy bedwetters? I say 20% if they include the older union thugs, 6% if they stick to the millenials.

  25. Okay, now I have to google Tim’s hair.

  26. This game is killing me. I’m supposed to cheer for Texas, but I really want the Cardinals to win.

  27. The “*snicker…..Ashton Kutcher is a stalker” Nikon commercials aren’t as funny as they used to be, for some strange reason……

  28. I thought that truth added a level of comedy.

    Guess not in all cases.

  29. So, this is going to substitute for the duct tape I’ve been using?

  30. The year Boston beat NY in the post-season, co-workers taped over Mr. RFH’s office door with police-line tape that read “Warning: Grumpy Yankee Fan – Do Not Disturb.”

  31. We all float down here.

  32. SONOFABITCH

  33. Duct tape.

    {{shudders}}

  34. Well, I expected a higher score. But I’ll take it.

  35. wait for it.

    it’s gonna happen

  36. huh. Rangers lost.

    I wonder if Dave was rooting for them……

  37. SONOFABITCH

    sucks, don’t it?

  38. Heh, tomorrow will be a higher score.

  39. They play these games everyday? Huh. Who knew??

  40. As an AL fan, I want the Rangers to win, but …ummmmm…… as a St. Louis fan, I want the…

    Oh, who the fuck am I kidding. I couldn’t care less who wins.

  41. >> sucks, don’t it?

    Not as much as not gettin to the show, but yeah, some.

  42. Not as much as not gettin to the show, but yeah, some.

    Eh, I never expected the Yankees to get very far. Hell, I was almost convinced they weren’t going to make it to the post-season at all.

    Getting there whole the Red Sox melted down like they did…. that was incredible. After that, eh, whatever.

  43. the soft bigotry of low expectations

  44. Man, this place shut down early last night.

  45. The owner so the H2 had to remove the occupiers to clean up. The bill came to $1.21 Trillion.

  46. wakey wakey

  47. Ms. Romy, it was a wise choice to pass on Snorting the “Little Friskies” if Mr. RFH had already left for work. Had you showed up at his place of employment, well, lets just say the Visit would have been Legendary.

    It is why Ms. TigerCyn has been Banned from Washington, Oregon, California and most of Western Mexico!

    RAWR!!!

  48. Gotta go take a WaterSafetySurvival Class. And you all know how Catz feel about water.

    This will end in HairPulling, Tears, and Twenty Claws stuck in Ceiling Tiles. Exactly like wiser’s first and only date in HighSchool.

    Off to MouseHunt get Drown…

  49. I don’t think my experiment in swapping around my feeding window is going well. I was attempting to do breakfast and lunch this week instead of lunch and dinner, but I was ravenous last night and talked my wife into doing Mongo BBQ with me. Up 2 lb this morning, 4 lb on the week.

    I really should be doing waist measurements weekly, though because my waist actually feels smaller, but that sort of thing can be very hard to gauge without really measuring. I don’t have any business gaining weight at this point, just more recomp.

    Nobody else was writing anything, so you get a snapshot of my internals.

  50. I could never do that Leon. I snack all day. Rarely ever have a big meal. I actually had seconds of dinner last night and I felt sick.

  51. It helps if you normally drift in and out of ketosis on a daily basis. If you’re conditioned to burning fat, big meals spaced far apart is much more viable. If I graze, I gain. If I feast and fast, I maintain or lose. The problem yesterday was that I actually had 3 meals, which I almost never do any more. I was curious whether an early feeding window vs a late one would make a big difference. Turns out that it does, but late appears to be better. I sleep better on a full stomach, and putting off breakfast is easier than skipping dinner.

    Also, I just went potty and dropped a 1lb Obama, so there’s that.

  52. I also found grass-fed milk at the store this week, and I always gain weight when I have dairy foods. They are just sooooooo hard to give up.

  53. Qadaffi might be dead.

  54. Sox, NO DYING ALLOWED.

  55. Good morning cool kids.

  56. Time to go to work.

  57. Qadaffi is allowed to die.

    Still think it’s funny that he had such a crush on Condi Rice.

  58. Happy birthday, Ms. Cyn!

    **gets out the cinnamon rolls and the good coffee.

  59. You cannot unsee the cuteness: http://i.imgur.com/vHZx1.jpg

  60. Thanks Roamy! Mmmm cinnamon rolls 🙂

  61. Is there a wrong way to spell Gadaffi,Qaddafi,Gadhafi, Khadafy?

    I bet he got jury duty notifications every week.

  62. “You cannot unsee the cuteness: http://i.imgur.com/vHZx1.jpg

    So much better than logging on H2 to see some variation of human perversion.

    CUUUUUUUTE

  63. Call me skeptical

    http://news.yahoo.com/jon-bon-jovis-charity-restaurant-opens-nj-172118923.html

    Off to work, y’all have a good day!

  64. It helps if you normally drift in and out of ketosis on a daily basis. If you’re conditioned to burning fat, big meals spaced far apart is much more viable. If I graze, I gain.

    It helps me if I never get hungry. Grazing all day insures that I always make good food choices.

  65. Also, full stomach when I go to bed causes (me) middle of the night insomnia.

  66. Looking more and more like “Gadaffi,Qaddafi,Gadhafi, Khadafy” might be dead. That’s easy to spell.

  67. Joe Biden should have stepped down after he had his brain aneurysm. It’s not why he’s stupid but it didn’t help an already nutty politician.

    He just wasn’t that bright to begin with, now, well, he’s truly a punchline.

  68. If Biden stepped down, though, we wouldn’t have quite as many laughs.

  69. Earthquake near San Antonio, Texas about 1 hr ago, 4.6 MMI. Anybody feel it?

  70. Yeah, but Biden beat Palin in the VP debate, so he’s better.

  71. Biden is a gift that keeps on giving, mare. Why do you want to stop the fun?

  72. seventy-fist

  73. It makes me sad/angry this great country has politicians like Biden, Frank, Waters,etc, running it, they may be stupid funny but it’s shameful.

  74. No more cash for used stuff in Louisiana! Uncle Sugar needs his fix!

    http://www.klfy.com/story/15717759/second-hand-dealer-law

    This shit will get out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it.

  75. Oh, and Obama too, Mr. Bus Boy.

  76. boring McCain + white guilt

  77. *Frustrated Scream*

  78. Yeah, I read that story last night, Jay – asked Rebecca’s attendant what she thought about it. She said, “An awful lot of places are going to go out of business if they do that.”

    She doesn’t even have a bank account; I don’t think that politicians understand how many people out there ONLY use cash.

    Of course, one wonders if the “copper thieves” excuse isn’t just a cover story for the city/state wanting more tax revenue……

  79. And as she also pointed out, taxes have already been PAID on second-hand goods, so “Wouldn’t that be double taxation?”

    Smart cookie, our Miss Teresa (yes, the attendant’s name is the same as mine…..)

  80. There are millions of Americans who don’t use banks. Mostly poor but also working class.

  81. How are they going to babysit all of those places to make sure they transact only in traceable paper?

  82. If I graze, I gain. If I feast and fast, I maintain or lose.

    Sounds like you’re working too hard on this. Embrace your waist.

  83. I use cash for daily stuff, like lunch, coffee, snacks, movies, etc. Helps me keep track of what I’m spending on “unnecessary” stuff. I would imagine a lot of people are like me.

    Plus, not every merchant will be able to accomodate credit cards. You have to invest up front to be able to accept them. This will leave them with checks as their only option, and lots of people don’t use them any more.

  84. Goodwill and garage sales? Seriously? Who in hell is going to load up on a wad of money orders or checks for a frakking garage sale? And how many people shopping Goodwill have a checking account or can afford to buy money orders.

    F*ckers. I have no doubt they thought this through thoroughly.

  85. They look good, but they’d get smooshed in my running belt.

  86. What about your shirt, would they smoosh in your shirt?

  87. black beans in chocolate muffins?

    that’s just great. let’s put some broccoli in key lime pie too.

  88. No broccoli in da Key Lime pie!

    Morning.

  89. How could I run with them in my shirt?

  90. Morton’s has good key lime pie. Also, I am making their crab cakes tonight.

  91. I make good key lime pie. It’s quite easy, too!

    Crust, eggs, limes, and sweetened condensed milk.

  92. Doing an extra-care wrap on an interesting piece of memorabilia: 1963 Yankees/ Dodgers World Series program.

    From stinky body odor customer who never washes. Thank God the doors are open and there’s a breeze in here.

  93. Mmmmmm – that recipe looks yommy, Laura; thanks!
    (I guess I’m gonna hafta buy some coffee now…..)
    (My caffeine “fix” is a Coke in the morning – sue me)

    Here’s a funny for everyone –
    http://www.buzzfeed.com/paranormalactivity3/cats-react-to-the-scariest-movie-of-the-year

  94. It’s mint, in a clear archival pouch. If Wiser were here, he’d be getting drool drops on the plastic.

  95. Happy Birfday Cyn:
    here’s some flowers
    http://tinyurl.com/3c6ymjg

  96. >> From stinky body odor customer who never washes

    Maybe he should be in a clear, archival pouch.

  97. Oh, and interesting bit of food/medical trivia that I discovered while reading the Myasthenia forums (and because I am a fount of useless knowledge):

    The reason that coffee “perks” people up is because it has Acetylchoinesterase (AChE)-inhibiting properties.

    Your body releases Acetylcholine(Ach) to allow your muscles to work, and then acetylcholinesterase(AChE) comes along behind it and mops up whatever ACh isn’t used (if you have too much ACh in your system, you get violently ill).

    AChE inhibitors slow that process down, so if your body isn’t getting quite enough ACh, coffee will really give you that extra “zing” to keep you going.

  98. Happy birthday, Cyn! Hope you have a great day –

  99. So very pretty–thank you Jam!

  100. Happy Birfday Cyn:
    here’s some flowers
    http://tinyurl.com/3c6ymjg

    Oh, pretty.

    Happy Birthday Cyn!

  101. It’s gonna be great, thanks TiF!

  102. laura – the best feature is the motion detection sensor….

    http://www.scentair.com/services-systems-systems-scentwave%c2%ae/

  103. Like this one, Laura?

    http://www.ebay.com/itm/1963-World-Series-Program-exmt-Dodgers-Yankees-/330437834730

    Drysdale and Koufax in a series, wow. That one would have been fun.

  104. Happy Birthday, Cyn!

  105. or you can go low cost and hit him with a remote controlled blast…

    http://tinyurl.com/3b2hnmy

  106. Thank you Lips and Jay!

  107. CYN!!! HBD

  108. Happy birthday, Cyn.

  109. Thank you boys!

  110. Doing anything special today, Cyn?

  111. Cyn – Are you wearing your birthday suit today?

  112. I was 4 years old during that WS.

    It was also just a few weeks before Kennedy was killed.

  113. Even cooler, thanks laura!

  114. I was 4 years old during that WS.

    It was also just a few weeks before Kennedy was killed.

    Is there something you are hiding from us, Dave IN TEXAS?

  115. anything special today?

    Not particularly Lipstick, but I will make a cake and let my boys decorate it–they seem to take great delight in seeing how many sprinkles and other do-da they can fit on top before it begins to spill off 🙂

    Why yes, MCPO: I AM wearing my birthday suit!
    *quickly turns off webcam*

    Fanks Laura!

  116. I don’t get how to read the odds on this site:

    http://www.docsports.com/world-series-odds.html

    What happened to 4 to 1, 8 to 1, etc?

  117. Happy Birthday Cyn! Lets go out for drinks to celebrate your 29th.

  118. *crops last 30 seconds of blank screen from 4-hour long video feed*

    *adds to collection*

  119. *stretches in preparation to administer the “birthday spankings”

    You tell me when you’re ready Cyn.

  120. Yes, tell her when you’re ready.

    I need 30-seconds or so of notice, too.

    Why? Oh, no reason. None at all, really.

  121. Happy Birthday Cyn!!!

    I get to hold the baby when we play that prank on rosetta.

  122. It IS my 29th MJ!! How did you know?!? M’wah!

    Thanks Peej!

    *flips cam back on, gives Andy the finger gun wink with a nod*

    I’m ready Carin–bring it on!

  123. *begins recording*

    GO!

  124. I brought the oil! Let’s do this!

  125. I hope you remembered to bring the good kind PJ. You remember what happened last time, don’t you?

  126. You remember what happened last time, don’t you?

    The chicken fell out?

  127. I hope you remembered to bring the good kind PJ. You remember what happened last time, don’t you?

    Why does cyn now smell like bacon?

    Nothing good can come of this.

  128. Ok, because I’m obviously politically retarded, I need someone to explain to me why the libtards on Huffington Post think it’s ok that Gaddafi got killed, but were upset when Osama died.

    Please help.

  129. *shoulders slump*

    *returns mason jar full of previously-used fishfry oil to pantry*

  130. Libyans killed Quacky, good.

    US killed Osama, bad.

  131. I am a slothful, gluttonous wretch. . . I just ate 2 slices of pizza.

  132. Libyans killed Quacky, good.

    US killed Osama, bad.

    You would think that, but they’re congratulating Obama for it.

  133. *returns mason jar full of previously-used fishfry oil to pantry*

    eeeesh, last time we used that I burped it up for the rest of the night

  134. I can’t look at HuffPo, so I was taking a stab in the dark.

    Markos at Kos was also praising Obama’s Libya position today.

  135. eeeesh, last time we used that I burped it up for the rest of the night

    Oh man do I remember that. At least we thought to use it on a Friday.

  136. ooooohh cyn, guess what? The zombie movie my family and I were in won audience favorite at the AZ film festival.

    He mailed me a copy and it should arrive today. I’m So excited. I just can’t hide it. I’m about to lose control and I think I like it.

    I am a slothful, gluttonous wretch. . . I just ate 2 slices of pizza.
    MCPO?

    does that stuff even exist anymore?

  137. Libyans killed Quacky, good.

    US killed Osama, bad.

    It really is as simple as that.

  138. Libyans killed Quacky, good.
    US killed Osama, bad.

    Jay nailed it.

  139. mmm, pizza.

    I can attest to the continued existence of pizza. Hot, delicious, tasty pizza.

  140. Oh man do I remember that. At least we thought to use it on a Friday.

    We Catholics appreciate that.

    ILibyans killed Quacky, good.

    US killed Osama, bad.

    It really is as simple as that.

    actually, no it makes sense. Obama gets credit w/out getting his hands dirty…technically

  141. The zombie movie my family and I were in won audience favorite at the AZ film festival.

    That’s fantastic Family Von Peej! Maybe you upload it for us to check out?

  142. Obama passed law school, without proof of grades.

    Obama was the editor of the law review, without writing anything.

    Obama made all the right choices with the economy, but everything continues to suck.

    What’s your point?

  143. Happy birthday Cyn!

  144. Good to hear about the movie, PJM.

    Speaking of zombies, did anyone else find the season 2 opener of The Walking Dead to be, how to put this, Teh Suck?

  145. Maybe you upload it for us to check out?

    I wanted to. It’s 11 minutes long and he said I could share with whomever I wanted, but not online. *sigh

    I wanted everyone to enjoy watching my kids get shot or hacked to death with an ax.

  146. Thanx Vmax!

  147. I wanted everyone to enjoy watching my kids get shot or hacked to death with an ax.

    Good times huh.

  148. Happy Birthday Cyn!!!!

    I’m not at home but if I was I would link a stud holding a really cute baby, while he’s mixing you a cranberry and vodka!

  149. What’s your point?

    Yeah. I’m backtracking. No point. 🙂

  150. It was meant as a sarcastic joke, I hope it was taken that way.

    Seeing how sarcasm doesn’t exist at the H2

  151. I watched it, Jay. I thought it was just okay. I’ll give it another episode or two to decide if I want to stick with it this season.

    I can however tell you a new season show and one of our ol’ H2 favorites that absolutely DID SUCK – Archer. The first several episodes were terrible, and now I’ve noticed it’s not appearing on the schedule at all. Makes one wonder if the writers/producers got sent into timeout to see if they could come up with something worth watching for this new season.

  152. I’m not at home but if I was I would link a stud holding a really cute baby, while he’s mixing you a cranberry and vodka!

    mare has a home? I didn’t know mare really existed.

    Huh, weird.

  153. HAHA! Thanks Mare! I’ll take ’em!

  154. I think the early Archer was just a 3 show break filler, CB. But it wasn’t that good, you are right.

    I think the regular season should come out later.

  155. It was meant as a sarcastic joke, I hope it was taken that way.

    Seeing how sarcasm doesn’t exist at the H2

    *sobs in corner at H2, not because I thought Jay was attacking me, but for Jay being such a pussy and worrying about my feelings

    Wha?

  156. What the sexual intercourse is this fecal matter.

  157. hahahaha, did I scare Jay off and attract sean?

  158. Well, MJ does have me pegged as the nice one.

  159. hahahaha, did I scare Jay off and attract sean?

    Nah, I’m too nice to run away before knowing if you are ok.

  160. Well, MJ does have me pegged as the nice one.

    hahaha

    awwwwww, come here and give pajama momma a hug

  161. *Kicks peej in the veejayjay to make her feel validated. Does same to Jay.*

  162. Thanks clint, I feel like I’m back in my childhood home.

    That’s why I love it here.

  163. Nah, I’m too nice to run away before knowing if you are ok.

    HAHAHA!

    *unrolls toilet paper in the men’s restroom and sprinkles with itching powder, drops three laxatives in Jay’s coffee and walks away whistling nonchalantly*

  164. Nah, I’m too nice to run away before knowing if you are ok.

    HAHAHA!

  165. Now that we’ve got the annoying details about Gaddafi out of the way, let’s get to the important news.

    Lindsay Lohan did NOT show up to the morgue today as she was ordered by the court.

    Uh oh.

  166. Lindsay Lohan did NOT show up to the morgue today as she was ordered by the court.

    Why go to the morgue? She’s already preserved.

  167. >> are you hiding something?

    Hey, I was taking a nap on that grassy knoll.

  168. You’re right on that one, pickled and preserved. ick

  169. ^I wasn’t talking about dave just now……….maybe

  170. aw heck, I have to go to work now..

    I can’t taunt anyone a second time.

  171. Heh:

  172. pickled and preserved

    Mom??

  173. Should be a good National Anthem tonight:

    By the way, did anyone catch the Air Force guy singing God Bless America during the 7th inning last night? Quite good!

  174. Missed it Jay.

  175. I have FNC on and for the last, I don’t know 30 or so minutes, we see and are told that “We are awaiting comment from Obama”.

    So, please, by a show of hands, who gives a rat’s ass what Obama has to say about this?

  176. *sits on hands

  177. I care, if the subject is “resignation”.

  178. http://tinyurl.com/3houp48

    ^^THIS!^^

  179. Ok, I gotta go work out.

    sigh.

  180. Also sits on hands.

  181. pickled and preserved
    Mom??
    —————-
    Hahahahahahahahaha

  182. Hubby is going out for errands and wants to know if I want him to bring back fast food lunch.

    I really want Long John Silvers chicken planks. I have them about twice a year. It Is Time.

  183. It’s a shame that, between Hollywood and her crazy parents, Lohan is now just a freckled crack whore.

  184. Very nice, Chief.

    Cute chick, too.

  185. This poat is old.

    The next poat is new.


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