BBF – Pin Up Edition™

ATTENTION ON DECK!!!!!

It’s this week’s edition of BBF, only this time there’s a twist for you window lickers – none of the usual BBF wagons.

Rosetta has been on hiatus, or maybe he has had another bout of teh gout. Anyway, today you have me. This is my first attempt at this shit and anyone caught sniggering will be set on fire and stuffed in The Woodchipper®.

First a little school-eo for you damned fool-eos.

On previous June 24ths:
1314 – Scottish forces led by Robert the Bruce won over Edward II of England at the Battle of Bannockburn in Scotland.
1340 – The English fleet defeated the French fleet at Sluys, off the Flemish coast.
1509 – Henry VIII was crowned King of England.
1812 – Napoleon’s Grande Armee invades Russia.
1844 – Charles Goodyear was granted U.S. patent #3,633 for vulcanized rubber.
1861 – Federal gunboats attacked Confederate batteries at Mathias Point, Virginia.
1869 – Mary Ellen “Mammy” Pleasant officially became the Voodoo Queen in San Francisco, CA.
1896 – Booker T. Washington became the first African American to receive an honorary MA degree from Howard University.
1922 – The American Professional Football Association took the name of The National Football League.
1940 – TV cameras were used for the first time in a political convention as the Republicans convened in Philadelphia, PA.
1941 – Franklin Delano Roosevelt pledged all possible support to the Soviet Union.
1944 – Jeff Beck (Yardbirds) was born
1947 – Kenneth Arnold reported seeing flying saucers over Mt. Rainier, Washington.
1953 – John F. Kennedy and Jacqueline Bouvier announced their engagement.
1962 – The New York Yankees beat the Detroit Tigers, 9-7, after 22 innings.
1964 – The Federal Trade Commission announced that starting in 1965, cigarette manufactures would be required to include warnings on their packaging about the harmful effects of smoking.
1968 – “Resurrection City,” a shantytown constructed as part of the Poor People’s March on Washington D.C., was closed down by authorities .
1975 – 113 people were killed when an Eastern Airlines Boeing 727 crashed while attempting to land during a thunderstorm at New York’s John F. Kennedy International Airport.
1982 – The U.S. Supreme Court ruled 5-4 that no president could be sued for damages connected with actions taken while serving as President of the United States.
1997 – The U.S. Air Force released a report on the “Roswell Incident,” suggesting the alien bodies witnesses reported seeing in 1947 were actually life-sized dummies.
2010 – Apple released the iPhone 4.

And now, please take Carin’s panties off of your head so we can get on with the show.

I have a huge collection of classic pin-ups, and even though it’s just paint on canvas many of my favorites would violate Article 7, Section 4.3 of The UNIFORM CODE OF HOSTAGES JUSTICE – the dreaded NNR. So here are several of my more modest favorites.

She’s from the Middle East. I’m pretty sure she isn’t one of them there radical islamist types.

This is the farmer’s daughter I had to sleep with when I was a traveling salesman.

Yarrrr!!!! Booty!

Anyone for a swim?

This was from the weekend Mare and I went skiing.

This was Lauraw before she grew that hideous hump. Tennis Anyone?

Owie. Cathy shoulda used sunscreen. Here, let me rub some lotion on that before you peel.

One of Carin’s kids puts a frog on her homeschooling desk. Naughty boy.

Weiner roast at SoHoS.

Ready about. Hard alee! This was when Roamie and I went for a sail.

Someone should send the Coast Guard after Cyn. She’ll end up with Wilson.

PJM takes a nap.

Here’s one for xBrad.

Mwahhhhh!!!!

There you have it. Your first PIN-UP BBF. Your mom approves of this.

I have no special plans for the weekend. If you have any, please keep them to yourself – we don’t give a shit.

No, actually have a great time. Maybe have a weiner roast.

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