Hello and welcome to Big Boob Friday, scumbag. I’ve had a fucked up ankle since college that has gotten progressively worse. I’m finally going to have to get it operated on which sucks giant Godzilla balls and it’s fucking KILLING today so don’t piss me off. I don’t want to have to choke a bitch.
This is the kind of hippie-killing mood I’m in.
The Research Department didn’t show up today so guess what that means, fuckface? Big Boob Friday’s Greatest Hits Volume III. Lucky.
So let’s begin our tour de bewbe here with smoking hot Italian actress Maria Grazia Cucinotta.
Guess what happened today. Wrong! On this day…
* in 1903, the “Wizard of Oz” premiered on Broadway.
* in 1908, New York City made it illegal for women to smoke in public. NYC: Your Nanny Bitch Since 1908.
* in 1924, Benny Hill was born in Southampton England.
* in 1924, my idol Aristotle Savalas was born in Long Island.
* in 1926, Steve Reeves was born in Glasgow, Montana.
* in 1939, the U.S. female Figure Skating Championship was won by Joan Tozzer.
* in 1941, Placido Domingo, Richie Havens and Edwin Starr were all born. Coincidence?
* in 1950, George Orwell died from tuberculosis in London at 46.
* in 1957, hot chick Virginia Davis was born in Wareham, MA. If you’ve never seen THIS movie, you should check it out. It’s good.
* in 1967, the U.S. female Figure Skating Championship was won by Peggy Fleming.
* in 1977, President and unbelievable asshole Jimmy Carter pardoned nearly all Vietnam War draft dodgers.
* in 1978, the Bee Gees’ “Saturday Night Fever” hit #1 and stayed there for 24 weeks.
* in 1984, Jackie Wilson died at the age of 49.
* in 1986, 100 fun people participated in the Indiana Nude Olympics race in 38ºF weather.
* in 1994, Lorena Bobbitt found temporarily insane for chopping off her husband’s penis.
Fin.
Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard
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Sophie Howard and Lucy Pinder
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One of the all-time best, Miriam Gonzalez
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Shay Laren
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Taylor Kennedy
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Wendy Fiore
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Boobs are awesome.
Daddy likes BBF…
in 1950, George Orwell died from tuberculosis in London at 46.
It was a bitch, let me tell you.
Plus, you have no idea of the broadband rates on a DSL line to the afterlife.
this sucks.
You know, i’m very sensitive about bewbs. I’d like you to all honor my request and never talk about them on this blog ever again.
TY in advanced.
weird I can’t see any of the pictures
It’s all for the best, Sohos.
weird I can’t see any of the pictures
The boobs are blocking your vision.
I LOVED Benny Hill and still hate England for taking him off the air for being “too insensitive and demeaning to women.”
SCREW YOU, ENGLAND!!
Also, Carin….HAHAHAHAHAHA
Carin read my last comment from the last thread. Please. I know you’ll respect my wishes.
I give this post 11 out of 10 purple helmets
Breaking out the NIN for the hippie-punching mood? I knew that you must have had some (semi) redeeming qualities, Rosetta.
Taylor Kennedy needs to get her neck fixed. Hey, maybe she can go in when Rosetta gets his ankle fixed.
Rosetta, did you get a goose egg on your head when you ran into that glass?
Out-frigging-standing. Rosie, you’ve outdone yourself. Moreover, I am confident that none of these girls would sink if they fell overboard while we were out sailing on my yacht. Safety first!
Because I respect your wishes, I read your last comment.
I’m respectful like that.
MJ start with “Unbroken”, you will finish it in a day or 2 at the most. As good as “Lone Survivor”
*dang. I knew I should have kept that book for myself.
I gots to get Kelly the bra Miriam Gonzalez is wearing for when she’s cooking now.
Sure you don’t want to get her the “bra” Lucy Pinder is “wearing”
Sophie Howard and Lucy Pinder look like the are BFF
I never realized how much I loved women’s figure skating until just a moment ago!
“Sophie Howard and Lucy Pinder look like the are BFF”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..LOL’d
gym time.
I need a warm-up, how ’bout you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P55RlFLWIOU
Now that we’re no longer a sailing blog, what should we talk about?
I see what you did there
Rosie-Posey – Once again, great job on the links! Hope your surgery goes well. Will you be wanting to borrow a walker? Clint has an extra one with the tennis balls already attached.
Is it still morning? I’m still in ‘loungewear’ so it must be.
Hi Hottie Wimmins Hostages and BBF Participants.
I see Carin is beating me to a workout today.
I offer to babysit for Mrs. Rosetta while you’re in the hospital.
Rosetta, when is the surgery scheduled?
Sorry you are hurtin’
Yes, this was a really good linkage post. Yeah Rosetta!!
ditto the surgery well wishes Rose – Can’t wait to see what the next BBF looks like after being on Hydrocodon for a week!
Rosie~ I have a walker, crutches, cane…you name it I got it!
Rosetta — I own a cane collection.
So Gifford is being life flighted here. Her husband lives here in League City so she will be in a rehab facility right up the street from me.
Thanks for your concern and offers of canes and walkers, nice people.
The surgery’s not scheduled yet but it will be sometimes in the next couple of weeks.
I’m limping so bad now that my opposite hip is starting to hurt. Hahahaha.
What the hell am I? 75 years old??
WAH!!!
What the hell am I? 75 years old??
Race you to the corner for a quarter!
You know, i’m very sensitive about bewbs. I’d like you to all honor my request and never talk about them on this blog ever again.
TY in advanced.
*installs COMMENT CENSOR SOLUTIONS™ on the blog*
Race you to the corner for a quarter!
No dice. The seasons are moving faster than I am.
Any blog that can combine hooters and Telly Savalas is worth not deleting.
Rosie, my Mom had her last ankle surgery last year after damn near tearing her foot off twice. She is thrilled to have the plate off and is almost back to normal range of motion with it.
I’ll add a little sumthin sumthin to the knee mail that your surgeon is similarly skilled and your recovery as good.
Breaking out the NIN for the hippie-punching mood? I knew that you must have had some (semi) redeeming qualities, Rosetta.
Very few and very semi.
It might help if you stopped trying to cram your own foot up your ass, Roseheader.
I have a third leg you can borrow, but you have to be nice to it or it might not be as supportive, if you know what I mean.
Rosie, my Mom had her last ankle surgery last year after damn near tearing her foot off twice. She is thrilled to have the plate off and is almost back to normal range of motion with it.
That’s kinda like mine. I think the only thing keeping my foot attached to my leg is skin. This is the MRI of my ankle tendons:
http://tinyurl.com/49h4lfa
I’ll add a little sumthin sumthin to the knee mail that your surgeon is similarly skilled and your recovery as good.
Thank you brother.
It might help if you stopped trying to cram your own foot up your ass, Roseheader.
STFU.
I have a third leg you can borrow, but you have to be nice to it or it might not be as supportive, if you know what I mean.
I thought I told you to STFU.
Excellent work on this post, btw. I’m not a big fan of the fake eyelashes though.
Here’s a muppet to cheer you up: http://tinyurl.com/67m5pey
How disappointing! We only got about 2″ of snow, but the wind is up and it’s going to be as cold as Pelosi’s heart for the net 5 days.
Excellent work on this post, btw. I’m not a big fan of the fake eyelashes though.
Here’s a muppet to cheer you up: http://tinyurl.com/67m5pey
Thanks buddy. And nice muppet.
Motorboat Me Elmo.
Make sure you get a script for serious pain killers from teh doctor, Rosie. Then send some my way.
When you get your pain meds be sure to use copious amounts of booze to wash them down.
Bourbon and coke, compos? Why yes, thank you very much! Here’s to poking a stick at Rosetta while he’s laid up.
Chief! How’s my second favorite squid in the whole world?
Compos – Doing good! Got my housework done, cruised some hawt lesbian pR0n, and now have time to hang out here!
Looks like Rosetta’s mom aka “Train Wreck” after an all-nighter with the Harlem Globe Trotters AND the Washington Generals.
http://tinyurl.com/4z7vcau
Make sure you get a script for serious pain killers from teh doctor, Rosie. Then send some my way.
I’m waiting for the bastard to call in a prescription at this very moment.
And it better be Percoset and not that pussy-ass Vicodin.
That pic of Miriam Gonzalez is awesome Rosetta.
+1,387,897,342 points
And Rosetta, I hope your surgery goes well, and that doc gives you plenty of fun pills.
I have a ton of fun pills left
They say they go bad after a certain amount of time, Sohos.
I have a ton of fun pills left
Can you say recreational usage, sohoppedup?
Yeah I’ll throw them out eventually
No, sell ’em.
Rosetta, what’d ya do to the ankle? Besides burying that foot in hippie’s asses.
It’s carrying around a lot of weight.
*runs*
Too bad those Vicodin make my stomach cramp up.
“…my opposite hip is starting to hurt. Hahahaha.
What the hell am I? 75 years old??”
Welcome to my world.
Seriously though, you’ll be back to your old self in no time. However, I prefer you try to be someone better, you know, sophisticated, debonair, in shape, smart.
sorry to hear your vajayjay is painin’, Rosie.
You know that you can’t drink in the hospital, right?
They make me feel dirty…and not the good kind
Painkillers are terrible for your liver but excellent for your mental well-being. Since I’ve already proven to my liver that I fucking hate its guts, my cerebral stability crosses the finish line first.
I have no idea how I am going to handle it, but I have to invite my parents to whatever function we have for the beasnette’s graduation. For her.
I cannot deal with leftard parasitical thought. I am beyond wanting to be anywhere near it. My husband keeps saying they are my parents and forgiveness and redemption…blah..blah..blah………it’s stressing me the f*ck out.
I sent my younger sister the PDF on that abortionist f*ck and she told me that her and my dad got into a huge argument over abortion – he’s all for it and those poooooor women the ‘Dr’ took advantage of……GAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Can’t deal.
I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna.
Best UPS delivery evar:
http://tinyurl.com/6glt38t
Do you have a Dave and Busters or someplace like that where people will be busy playing games etc to get into any real kinds of discussions? Just a suggestion
Sometimes I wish I drank. Heavily.
My opinion giving lobe becomes uninhibited.
Best UPS delivery evar:
Obviously not delivered here.
Manlesbo, mare wants you to be more like me when you’re no longer gimpy. You’re going to need lessons and to lose your affinity for large rodents.
I got a full bottle of Vicodin I can let you borrow if you’re really hurting.
Got them when I fucked up my knee and never took one.
My dad died two years ago and I still haven’t grieved. At this point I don’t think it’s going to happen.
Rosetta, what’d ya do to the ankle? Besides burying that foot in hippie’s asses.
I broke my left foot in high school and like a dumbass I didn’t get it fixed. Since then I’ve twisted it 187,559 times and torn all the tendons to shit.
There are also a couple of bone chips in there that float around and occasionally get lodged in the joint which feels AWESOME.
This isn’t me but this is exactly what it looks like:
http://tinyurl.com/4jblnt5
It’s so swollen I have a fucking cankle.
http://tinyurl.com/o8kp6p
Beasn, I feel for you.
*gives beasn squishy hugs, earplugs, and box o’ wine*
HS, sometimes you find that reflection is as close as one gets to grieving.
Dick, it’s the remarks they make, and I know. And sometimes conversations just lead to politics and then it’s a cage match. Tempers get real ugly.
The hypocrisy is stunning and I have no inner voice when it smacks me in the face.
Looks like Rosetta’s mom aka “Train Wreck” after an all-nighter with the Harlem Globe Trotters AND the Washington Generals.
http://tinyurl.com/4z7vcau
Hahahahahaha.
http://tinyurl.com/5p3737
HS, sometimes you find that reflection is as close as one gets to grieving.
Yeah, either that or my heart is colder than a snow packed condom.
Best UPS delivery evar:
Obviously not delivered here.
Yeah. I tried to send a holiday care package that had six – 24 oz cans of beer and neither the post orifice, UPS, nor FedEx would ship it. I could’ve lied about what I was sending but didn’t want to lose the other stuff in the box. There were boobie balloons in there.
Wiser bothers Rosetta: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7Gy8AAk980
By the way, when I die, I want to come back as married to Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard.
They seem fun.
Rub some dirt on it.
hahahaha. That works for a lot of ailments. Like toothache.
When my buddy was in Afghanistan we would send him booze. Vodka and gin went into Seven Up bottles, and whiskey and Scotch went into ginger ale bottles.
Best gifts from home evar.
That pic of Miriam Gonzalez is awesome Rosetta.
+1,387,897,342 points
Hot chicks that think that other hot chicks are hot are hawt.
Well, I don’t think you have a cold heart, HS. You married a good woman who knows otherwise 😉
hahahaha. That works for a lot of ailments. Like toothache.
and yeast infections.
Please don’t ask me how I know this.
Vodka and gin went into Seven Up bottles, and whiskey and Scotch went into ginger ale bottles.
Best gifts from home evar.
Nice. I once got a bag of weed shipped to me in a Chef Boyardee pizza kit.
Seriously though, you’ll be back to your old self in no time. However, I prefer you try to be someone better, you know, sophisticated, debonair, in shape, smart.
If I was sophisticated, debonair, in shape and smart I wouldn’t like you.
Wiser bothers Rosetta:
Made yerself laugh there, didn’t ya?
http://tinyurl.com/4sc5k38
Chef Boyardee pizza kit.
+eleventyyyyy!1!!1!!1 Nobel Peace Prizes
Aggie:
❤
Yeah, either that or my heart is colder than a snow packed condom.
Hotspur did you and your dad not get along?
If I was sophisticated, debonair, in shape and smart I wouldn’t like you.
hahahaha! You left the , whore off the end.
You know that you can’t drink in the hospital, right?
Wanna bet?
Wiser – That dude has way more teeth than I do, as you well know!
NEVER MENTION TEETH ON THIS BLOG AGAIN!!!
In the HOSPITAL they have morphine
Painkillers are terrible for your liver but excellent for your mental well-being. Since I’ve already proven to my liver that I fucking hate its guts, my cerebral stability crosses the finish line first.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! I’m positive that we’re related.
Hotspur did you and your dad not get along?
In a word, no. I mean I tolerated him mostly. He thought the sun shone out of my ass, but I couldn’t abide the way he made my mom wait on him hand and foot, and when he was in a room full of people he never shut up. If we hadn’t cremated him, I think he’d still be yapping.
You know that you can’t drink in the hospital, right?
Sure you can. It’s called an alcoholic IV drip, and they give it to the patient if there is a possibility of him having DTs.
Or, if that plan gets shot to hell, you can always sneak it in soda cans and such.
Politics and friendly social settings mix like an oil and water douche.
Family times like these are one’s to be treasured
For my daughter. I’ll be on the opposite side of the room.
Hot chicks that think that other hot chicks are hot are hawt.
And men who think hot chicks that think other hot chicks are hot are hawt are also hawt.
Politics and friendly social settings mix like an oil and water douche.
Really?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkviIYKjPyw
Nurse: Why, Mr. Rosetta, what is that I smell on your breath?
Rosetta: I just ate a Snickers bar.
Nurse: When did they start making them with juniper berries?
If we hadn’t cremated him, I think he’d still be yapping.
Dude, that’s some funny shit. 🙂
Rub some dirt on it. Tape it. Slam down another round. Or, get it fixed.
Dirt worked up until a couple of months ago.
Hopefully he’ll just chop the fucking thing off so I can get one of these:
http://tinyurl.com/6ywpxpn
He thought the sun shone out of my ass, but I couldn’t abide the way he made my mom wait on him hand and foot,
My dad thinks the sun shines out of everyone but his families ass. I have always suspected that he and my brothers despise women.
I don’t think they would ever get divorced because they thrive on each other’s angst.
Oh, my dad had an unbelievably low opinion of women. Oh, how he would go on in a social setting about how women should not be allowed to work in hardware stores, be barred from construction jobs, auto mechanics, etc.
He was a real hit with the ladies.
Where’s Andy? Hope he cleaned off the car before he drove home!!
http://tinyurl.com/4ep6xq5
Let me know where you’re having your surgery , Rosie, and I’ll let you know your chances of coming out alive.
I think I read once that you can be ticketed in Boston for not scraping the snow off your car before you take to the streets.
I’ll be on the opposite side of the room.
I get ya, beasn. Sometimes my mom will regurgitate some asinine shit and I’ll just look at her like a retard who just stole my pudding and say, “You have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about.” I want to punch her, but I can’t, cuz she’s a retard who just stole my pudding.
Can someone loan me the money for a plane ticket to Barbados?
http://www.mountgayrumroundbarbadosrace.com/index.html
. . . for not scraping the snow off your car before you take to the streets.
Same here in PA.
bythe way, I know we joke about this kind of stuff all the time, but….
O! M! F! G!
http://tinyurl.com/4sc5k38
That is the greatest thing ever invented. If you do not have one of these, you are a loser who deserves every single horrible thing that happens to you for the rest of your life.
And men who think hot chicks that think other hot chicks are hot are hawt are also hawt.
Where the fuck is my decoder ring? ROSETTA!!!!!!!
Gotta go. Hope you all have a great weekend. I’ll try to chime in later.
Rosetta, I’ll drink a shot to your pain and then another to your getting better.
If you do not have this for dinner, you are a loser who deserves every single horrible thing that happens to you for the rest of your life: http://tinyurl.com/4emflw4
At my son’s graduation, my dad had to bring up how my insane truther brother was valedictorian.
I swear if he says anything about him compared to my daughter, all bets on civility are off. She is 4.0 and will graduate one of the ‘laudes’.
My brother was only good at academics. He is now shacked up with some gal, in her house, drives some beat up piece of crap with Bush sucks bumper stickers all over it, and works at some low level job when he gets a job.
He quit the most prestigious university in St. Louis in his third year, 75% of it paid for by his employer at the time, because ‘they were snobs’. Engineering.
He reminds me of the unibomber and that AZ shooter douche.
Sohos, here’s your decoder device:
http://tinyurl.com/4ldrw78
Rosetta, this is gonna be day surgery and out, right? Surely they aren’t gonna keep your nurse grabbing self there overnight.
I assume so. I just want to get the shit over with already.
Crutches suck donkey but it will be fun making Mrs Rosetta and Floyd wait on me hand and paw.
Compos – Good that you could stop by. Bring booze net time you show up.
Hopefully he’ll just chop the fucking thing off so I can get one of these:
You want a well-toned man?
okay.
*cough fag cough
Sohos, here’s your decoder device: http://tinyurl.com/4ldrw78
Hahahahaha! Aggie!!! I was thinking the same thing.
*reconsiders what might happen during the Texas Whine, Wimmins, and Wrong*
Beasn: make them a ‘special’ cake to take home. Exlax and what not.
Hotspur, I think Barbie wants to have a word with your dad…
http://tinyurl.com/4dpun89
Let me know where you’re having your surgery , Rosie, and I’ll let you know your chances of coming out alive.
Thanks buddy! It’s St. John’s I think. Do they have a good track record of not chopping off the wrong foot?
the Texas Whine, Wimmins, and Wrong
BESTEST NAME EVER!!!
So, are we having it at my house?
Crutches suck donkey but it will be fun making Mrs Rosetta and Floyd wait on me hand and paw.
Rosetta, you gotta go to the grocery store or Wal-Mart at least once just so you can drive the battery driven scooter, honey.
Clipping sumbunny from behind in the Achilles tendon gets you extra points.
Hotspur, I know we’re not supposed to talk about, um, “wind-powered water activities that should not be named”….but when you get sponsored for the Barbados race, count me in as crew.
Rosetta – They can do some more customizing on your car to enable you to get around
http://tinyurl.com/y8sbx22
Hotspur, I think Barbie wants to have a word with your dad…
Hahahahaha
If I show that to my bride and sister in law they’ll wish they’d thought of it.
That was just sick, xbrad. I loved it!
Do they have a good track record of not chopping off the wrong foot?
Not bad, but I would definitely mark the surgery site yourself. Also mark the other ankle with “NOT THIS ANKLE!!!!”
I’m not kidding.
the Texas Whine, Wimmins, and Wrong BESTEST NAME EVER!!!
So, are we having it at my house?
Sup to you, Darlin. Teresa suggested a hotel on 1-35. Sohos said she could ‘do’ I-35, and that got the Hotsausages all worked up with hardies.
Sup to you.
Rosetta, you gotta go to the grocery store or Wal-Mart at least once just so you can drive the battery driven scooter, honey.
Clipping sumbunny from behind in the Achilles tendon gets you extra points.
Hahahahahaha. People will be running for their lives.
And then mark your penis, not this leg either. Write really tiny.
And then mark your penis, not this leg either. Write really tiny.
tattoo.
Rosetta, you gotta go to the grocery store or Wal-Mart at least once just so you can drive the battery driven scooter, honey.
LMAO! I did that Cathy at WalMart. I couldnt walk yet but it was Count’s bday and the kids and I were getting him a new tent so they went with me and I rode the scooter. DD took off running and wouldnt go anywhere near us. Son directed traffic and yelled at people to “get out the way!” it was so hysterical. I was laughing so hard. I know they thought CRAZY LADY
Well, with Hubby deployed, there’s just me and the kidlets, and they can stay over at my sister’s up the street.
I CAN HAVE A HOUSE TO MYSELF FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER!!!!
I wonder if I can echo?
Rosetta – They can do some more customizing on your car to enable you to get around
http://tinyurl.com/y8sbx22
Hahahahahahahaha.
Chrysler Rubber Dong
I CAN HAVE A HOUSE TO MYSELF FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/6h6lvvx
LMAO! I did that Cathy at WalMart. I couldnt walk yet but it was Count’s bday and the kids and I were getting him a new tent so they went with me and I rode the scooter. DD took off running and wouldnt go anywhere near us. Son directed traffic and yelled at people to “get out the way!” it was so hysterical. I was laughing so hard. I know they thought CRAZY LADY
Sohos, had to shop that way for about a month. Yea, people stay the hell out of the way. Somebody else must have trained them.
Xbrad, Barbie has quite the knife skilz. Wonder if she got them in culinary school.
That’s obviously a Ford Probe.
Wiser, why do you hate me??
I just clicked on that and Hubby asked WTF was going on.
I CAN HAVE A HOUSE TO MYSELF FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/6h6lvvx
Mom’s Home Alone SOLUTIONS!!!
@ 4:31 beasn …
You need to hang around me in real life beasn. I long ago quit drinking but have nevertheless fully mastered the art of always stating opinions minus any sugar coating. *Snicker.*
I just clicked on that and Hubby asked WTF was going on.
Just say “research”
I CAN HAVE A HOUSE TO MYSELF FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/6h6lvvx
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The H2: All Dildos, All the Time
There is no comment to which a dildo response is inappropriate.
I always wrote” NOT THIS LEG” on my good leg before all 6 surgeries. Even though the hole in one leg would have made it obvious ya just never know
There is no comment to which a dildo response is inappropriate.
http://tinyurl.com/6jhs4as
Mom’s Home Alone SOLUTIONS!!!
*puts AA batteries on shopping list*
*puts AA batteries on shopping list*
AA?
AA??
Those are at least “D” size, Cathy.
NTIKAAT.
I’ll drive to Aggies house.
*puts AA batteries on shopping list*
I think we now have a better idea why Cathy married Michael.
I’ll drive to Aggies house.
Okay, I’ve seen this movie before, but it just never gets old.
Will someone please help get Cathy’s foot out of her mouth?
I really wish you Texas broads would hurry up and figure out when and where the Babefest is gonna be held. Midget hookers are booked up now two weeks in advance and I’m scoring one.
http://tinyurl.com/4qj6zhm
Okay, I’ve seen this movie before, but it just never gets old.
Pajama Party?
Dick, midget hookers are easier to get in Laredo.
Ok, I’m not a huge fan of the mothership, but the latest poat made me laugh. Hard.
Pajama Party?
Hannah and her Sister’s Slutty Girlfriend
Ok, I’m not a huge fan of the mothership, but the latest poat made me laugh. Hard.
Yeah, that’s a good ‘un
I really wish you Texas broads would hurry up and figure out when and where the Babefest is gonna be held. Midget hookers are booked up now two weeks in advance and I’m scoring one.
Dick, are you wanting us to invite Kells to help free up your time?
AA?
Wiser I can see you have not checked the packages for battery requirements in that section of the XXX shops. Why not, Sweetie? Would you feel dirty?
Looks like compos rides his bike to Starbucks.
http://tinyurl.com/c5njn3
That’s what I’m thinking Aggie. Margarita’s, Pajamas, fajitas?
What in the fuck is going on in that pic, Rosie?
Picnic.
mothership? forgive my ignorance (or don’t).
Margarita’s, Pajamas, fajitas?
Yeppers!!
And to really wig the guys out, PILLOW FIGHT!!!
T2D, I’m out of the loop too, just sayin’
T2D, Ace of Spades.
Can you link a pic to your avatar? Since you changed it YET AGAIN??
I think they’re talking about Ace of Spades. I don’t frequent that joint either.
The founding Fathers/Mothers of our little blog met at Ace of Spades and that is what they call “The Mothership”.
I like all the great ideas, Aggie and Sohos.
Gotta go soon. Yea. You know you are really a political hack when you are going to political meetings on FRIDAY night and picking up a colleague who can’t drive ’cause he just had a colonoscopy, but is such a political hack himself that he simply can’t not be there… even though he should be home taking it easy.
Sure as hell Kelly was invited, Dick!!
I specifically made plans with her.
Of Course she is invited!!!!! All TEXAS women are invited
Ah – the mothership is where I found the H2. I used to be a frequent commenter over there, then they cut my pay and I told them to fuck off.
…so, here I am.
for you Aggie – http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/gmland/crosshairs4.jpg
“If I was sophisticated, debonair, in shape and smart I wouldn’t like you.”
True enough, ass!
She was actually just TEASING with YOU Dick….
She’s invited, Dick. I just don’t know if she is into Hostages enough to know about it. When we get the details set, we’ll make sure she knows. Howz that?
Wow. Mothership is Ace?
Guess I missed that ’cause I came from IB.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/gmland/crosshairs4.jpg
Awesome, T2D. Nice one.
“Looks like compos rides his bike to Starbucks.”
hahahahahahah…..That was his starter bike.
Of Course she is invited!!!!! All TEXAS women are invited
… and probably anybody who can get her cute butt here.
True enough, ass!
You know I love you.
*whispers sweet nothings in Mare’s ear*
http://tinyurl.com/46ufxbe
Thanks Rosetta –
the artist that does my renderings for is also a comic book artist and member of our struggle – I sent him my drawings and he is doing some of his own along the same theme – can’t wait to see what he comes up with, I will share as soon as he sends them.
anyone a Trace Adkins fan? Here’s his house that I am currently drawing for him – http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/gmland/atkins.jpg
the artist that does my renderings for is also a comic book artist and member of our struggle – I sent him my drawings and he is doing some of his own along the same theme – can’t wait to see what he comes up with, I will share as soon as he sends them.
That’s awesome. That’s actually my favorite response yet to the left’s “violent rhetoric” bullshit.
You could sell some t-shirts with that logo.
T2D, I noticed the badge over at H&B as being the first crosshairs you did. If permission wasn’t granted for its use, I wish to ask for it now 🙂
*whispers sweet nothings in Mare’s ear*
http://tinyurl.com/46ufxbe
hahahahahahaha
We have a very healthy relationship.
http://tinyurl.com/4ql67np
T2D, where do you live?
Sorry if I’ve already asked that.
We *heart* Trace Adkins, T2D 🙂
LOVE Trace
Wow….Adkins’ house has two sets of garage bays??
Damn….
If I’m gonna have to choke a bitch, I may start with this one.
http://tinyurl.com/4afxlux
Ignorant slut.
Rosetta – Franklin, TN just south of Nashville
Aggie – Permission granted!
T2D, I’ll buy you a case of your favorite poison 🙂
Trace’s house will sit on a hilltop next door to Dave Ramsey and LeAnne Rhimes’ house.
Trace needs the extra garages for ‘toys’.
Trace kicks butt. He should hang out here.
I love downtown Franklin.
Rosetta – Franklin, TN just south of Nashville
I thought that might be the case because of your Trace Adkins’ question.
My father-in-law lives in Spring Hill. Sometime when I’m down there we should meet up for a few beers.
Clint – do you reside in the ‘boro?
Definetely Rosetta – Spring Hill is 5 miles from my house
I loved Spring Hill when I was there in ’89. Went to visit a friend in Knoxville, and he took me on a tour of the Saturn plant, for which he had done the landscape design.
T2D, back in my selling days prior to going into the home office that whole area was part of my territory. Also my in laws live in Murfreesboro. I’ve also played the golf courses in Franklin several times. Nice layouts.
Aggie, I went to college at Western Kentucky University. That whole area down there … Bowling Green, Franklin KY, Nashville, Franklin TN, Cookville is some of the best places in the US to live/visit/enjoy.
Clint, have you played Westhaven? That’s my home course.
We have a very healthy relationship.
http://tinyurl.com/aa2wp3
T2D I just sent you a friend request on facecrack
No, I haven’t T2D. It’s actually been a good while since I’ve been over there.
I’ve actually played The Legends – both, a state park not far from there whose name escapes me right now and another course that’s surrounded by houses and also whose name I cannot think of this moment.
got it Soho – we are FBBFF’s now!
Legends is great! You may be thinking of Percy Warner Park.
For BrewFan:
Our Rodgers, who art in Lambeau, hollowed be thy arm. Thy bowl will come, it will be won, in Dallas as it is in Lambeau. Give us this Sunday, our weekly win, and give us many touchdown passes, but do not let others pass against us. Lead us not into frustration, but deliver us to the valley of the sun. For thine is the MVP, the best in the NFC, and the glory of the cheeseheads now and forever. Amen
Yay!
That’s the one, T2D. Has one of the longest Par 3’s I had ever played up until that point in time.
Daughter dear is trying to webcam me from Australia. Must go now.
Take care Hostage Tribe!
Bye, Clint!!!
Excellent bewbage, man-lez.
Sorry to hear about the foot. It helps it quit hurting if you kick a lib in the ass with it repeatedly. Or so I’m told.
Excellent bewbage, man-lez.
Sorry to hear about the foot. It helps it quit hurting if you kick a lib in the ass with it repeatedly. Or so I’m told.
Thanks Andy. Where have you been all day? Goat shopping?
Mr Atkins has the correct amount of garages T2D,
I’m out peeps – final night of study for my EA degree in Masonry next week.
I wish you all a gentle reach around and subtle goosing.
You bastards.
My nine year old daughter was telling me some dumbassed thing she saw on YouTube. Just messing with her, I gave her the slack jawed drooler kind of look on my face, expressing rapt fascination by a dolt. When she finished her story, I asked “And then what happened?”
“Then I found $20.00”
I ain’t been right for the past 15 minutes.
I agree Vmax!
I wish you all a gentle reach around and subtle goosing.
WHOO HOO!! I felt that 😉
Good luck on your exam!
Thanks Andy. Where have you been all day? Goat shopping?
Leave Andy alone. Today was HIS turn in the barrel.
But when they let him out, he found $20.
I’m so glad Sean finally has someone to share the good times with him.
http://tinyurl.com/4btx9ha
“Then I found $20.00″
I’m laughinfg so harsd I cant see the ksys
I wish you all a gentle reach around and subtle goosing.
WHOO HOO!! I felt that
Wait till you get it with a real set of fingers.
hahahahaha Herr!!!!!! That’s awesome!
Wait till you get it with a real set of fingers.
Are you volunteering??
I’m still crying from laughing so hard at HM’s comment, so I can’t tell.
She got that shit from you people.
This would make for a kick ass meat-up:
http://tinyurl.com/4zulb6m
HM, what is a 9 year old doing at H2??
Andy – Glad you got dressed up for your trip to the city today. Hope it went well!
http://tinyurl.com/45rcsco
Rosetta, that would be awesome.
Heheh HM
HM, what is a 9 year old doing at H2??
MTV turned her down as “too forward”.
Seriously, she is absolutely hysterical. She has a comedy bit where she goes into how parents tell you “Answer me!” and then immediately say “I don’t what to hear it!”.
“And then I think to myself ‘Well, shit.'” I’m seriously thinking about putting her on stage.
We were watching some comedy thing on You Tube and she decided that a good opening line for her would be “Hi. I’m nine years old.” When the audience applauds, she’d then say “Perverts”.
Rosetta, that would be awesome.
Yes it would. They need to add some conservative hot chicks to the roster though.
How fun would it be for this crowd to get drunk with PJ O’Rourke?
Correct Answer: Very fucking fun.
Sorry to hear about your ankle Rosetta.
Do you have insurance?
We were watching some comedy thing on You Tube and she decided that a good opening line for her would be “Hi. I’m nine years old.” When the audience applauds, she’d then say “Perverts”.
HAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!
She’s definitely one of us.
Busy day at work. On the way home now on teh train.
“Wedgies just look wrong”
Direct quote from her within the last 20 seconds.
Sorry to hear about your ankle Rosetta.
It’s okay but thanks.
Do you have insurance?
Yes. And those bastards are going to pay through the nose for good drugs.
Also, I tried to watch Racist Dog a couple of days ago and the disc didn’t play. Had you played that exact disc before?
You people make me laugh so much! I’m gonna be out with my DS Mom’s group tonight, so I can either put up the Summary poat now or when I get back. I’m thinking that the gentlemen on the West Coast haven’t had a chance to appreciate the ladies yet, so I’ll do it later…..
We were watching some PBS special on human evolution, and I fell asleep. When I woke up, I asked jokingly “So did I miss much?”
She answered “Yes. Seeing australopithecines mate is even uglier than it sounds.”
Big Cheesy Hugs™ all around!!
If insurance doesn’t cover walking cast (or boot) let me know.
White Dog played fine here, same disc. Played it once, put it back in case and shipped it.
I recently had one that wouldn’t play on the DVD player, but did on the X box so I assumed our player was screwed up. It could have been that one.
Will it play elsewhere?
OMG, HM!! She’s a Mini-Hostagette!!!
She needs an account here STAT.
BrewFan, did you read my comment upthread to you?
Will it play elsewhere?
It didn’t play on the Blu-Ray but I haven’t tried it elsewhere.
I’ll try it on my laptop and see if that works.
Only for Rosetta would I click a link for Jimmy Carter.
Only for Rosetta would I click a link for Jimmy Carter.
*SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!!*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z99iVXJ8OtA
‘sup Brew!
What’s up all?
**starts to tackle Rosetta, remembers ankle
**brings a heat wrap and a hot toddy
I’ll save the asskicking for when you feel better.
Hi Jenn!
Hey ya!
Hi, Jenn. Hope all is well with you.
Crockpot roast, carrots and potatoes waiting.
New episode of FRINGE tonight. *Big Grin.*
Later taters and taterettes.
“We have a very healthy relationship.
http://tinyurl.com/aa2wp3”
HAHAHAHAAHA….Yes. Message received.
Texas has some beautiful sunsets.
It’s chilly but our walk was nice.
BBIAB
Sounds like your set. I have no idea what I am doing for dinner.
Okay, since I can’t be “double-banned”;
Jeff B. is the most condescending, insufferable, arrogant, RINO motherfucker I’ve ever encountered on the web. He consistently refers to AOSHQ commenters as stupid, unaware and politically naive.
Good thing I’m no longer able to comment. Fucking pussy!
Who is Jeff B?
Jenn, you and me both. Mr. RFH and Mini-me will be home in 15 minutes, and I have no idea what I’m doing for dinner. Blushing bunny, maybe. (variation on Welsh rabbit/rarebit)
Well Mr. X and I are fighting at the moment so he can fend for himself 😛 I think I am going out. My friend Audrianna is always up for a party.
I picked up a 3 lb stuffed pork roast for $8.67.
3 lbs of deliciousness for the price of a value meal.
Have fun Jenn
Herr she sounds like a riot! We nEed a tab for you…funny stuff my 9 year old says
What’s it stuffed with?
Hmmm I never noticed this before, go to 3:37. I am surprised the FCC let it air.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnCkFjjddLk
Jeff B. is a co-blogger and rampant commenter at AOSHQ.
Guess I have never noticed anything he has written there
Some kind of sausage stuffing Car in.
There is a tiny grocery store near us that is owned by a chef, every day they have dozens of prepared meals. Everything is really good. Usually I will just pick us up a couple of meals to heat up, but I couldn’t pass up the pork roast.
It will probably feed us for the weekend.
Pigducken.
Jeff B. is a co-blogger and rampant commenter at AOSHQ.
I was a rampant commenter for 6 years and was never asked to be a co-blogger. Who the fuck is Jeff B?
hen I found $20.00″
I ain’t been right for the past 15 minutes.
Ha haa haaaa
Pigducken.
Is that like chickenfucken?
Herr M – Think Kilgore Trout.
Is that like chickenfucken?
Yeah. As if.
It’s 7:30 and I still haven’t got dinner going.
gah. One of those days.
Car In, did you get your coccyx pierced yet?
That would be a good name for a band.
Pierced Coccyx
Car In, did you get your coccyx pierced yet?
Is Miller sponsoring that again this year?
his would make for a kick ass meat-up:
http://tinyurl.com/4zulb6m
Last summer, Hillsdale college did one with Mark Steyn and a bunch of kick ass people. THAT would have been the one.
Car In, did you get your coccyx pierced yet?
Memember? We were going to do it on the same day? Lemme know when you’re free.
MCPO are you banned from Ace? If so why?
this summer’s doesn’t sound AS good:
Stockholm to Copenhagen.
You sure Jeff B.’s a cob-logger? I don’t recall seeing him post.
Memember? We were going to do it on the same day? Lemme know when you’re free.
I got my coccyx pierced in Matamoros during Spring Break ’90 so you’re on your own.
Pictures, or it didn’t happen.
Car In, did you get your coccyx pierced yet?
Mine is.
Oh wait you said coccyx, never mind.
Actually, I just realized that my coccyx was … no, I’m not telling you guys.
I got my coccyx pierced in Matamoros during Spring Break ’90 so you’re on your own.
So that’s how you’re referring to teh buttsecks these days, huh?
HI Jenn!
Pictures, or it didn’t happen.
http://tinyurl.com/4fbyxkt
hey sohos
Oh wait you said coccyx, never mind.
MOM!!!! JENN IS PIERCING HER SEXUAL GIBLETS!!!
My mom has selective hearing on subjects like that.
*ties a propane tank to a rope, sets the valve over a bunsen burner.
Oh boy this is gonna be great!
/flounder
Where’s The Resa with teh summary?
I feel like I’ve missed the whole blog today.
Who licked the most taint today?
DaveinTejas! Where you been hiding?
Hahahahaha
http://twitpic.com/3s3ht6
Hi Dave.
Dave, was that you texting at the mall?
Dave!!!
I didn’t see you standing there.
Pull my finger …
No … go on … pull it.
Dave, was that you texting at the mall?
Too soon, Hotspur.
I hate it when I wake up from a nap and I’m still cold.
Dude, who the crap takes a nap to warm up? Naps lower your circulation. I hate them.
Hahahahaha
http://twitpic.com/3s3ht6
Hahahahahahahahaha.
*packs bags for hell*
See, Hotspur, that’s why no one likes you.
Naps are for cats, hot chicks and faggots.
I’m a cat.
Your mom said she likes me.
>> DaveinTejas! Where you been hiding?
Every minute you spend in this hotel room, you get weaker. Every minute Dave spends squatting in the bush, he gets stronger.
…
Unless he ate too much saurkraut. Then it’s just cramps.
>> *packs bags for hell*
Hahahahaha. Seems to be the overwhelming sentiment.
http://twitter.com/#!/bobbycrumpley/status/28537575920635904
Man, I could have gone for a nap today.
I’m a cat.
Hahahahahaha. Good call.
A nap is also acceptable if you have a terminal illness.
I’m debating about going out to a bar. Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t.
Why is there a picture of Energy Secretary Steven Chu holding a politically correct doll, at the top of the poat?
I got my coccyx pierced in Matamoros
Is anyone else not-surprised by this?
Hotspur,
No one likes my mom, either.
>> Every minute you spend in this hotel room, you get weaker. Every minute Dave spends squatting in the bush, he gets stronger.
Ahhh, the opening scene from Antarctica Now. Classic!
That’s horrible. I prefer to remeber MJF as Alex Keaton myself.
I lost the ability to nap 25 years ago, about the same time I stopped smoking pot. 9 times out of 10 I wake up feeling worse.
I’m debating about going out to a bar. Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t.
Is your wife home?
I can usually nap like a motherfucker.
Manttress.
Half man, half mattress.
>> Why is there a picture of Energy Secretary Steven Chu holding a politically correct doll, at the top of the poat?
Not sure. But I love the way those two chicks took turns helping Rosie comply with H2 policy.
Half man, half mattress.
Worst superhero ever.
Yes. Yes, I do.
Hahahahaha
Music that sucks too bad for wolves.
http://bit.ly/hofI7w
Worst superhero ever.>>>>
Oh? Like you were awesome as The Farter?
>> Why is there a picture of Energy Secretary Steven Chu holding a politically correct doll, at the top of the poat?
Not sure. But I love the way those two chicks took turns helping Rosie comply with H2 policy.
Mr. Chu certainly lacks the proper cannage to lead the poat. Perhaps Obamacare will afford him some implants. Double D would do nicely.
Hahaha, she just left to go spend the night with her sister and her dad, who just got released from the hospital. I was going to suggest that if she wanted to spend the night at her dad’s, her sister could come here, but I changed my mind.
Oh? Like you were awesome as The Farter?
I wouldn’t fuck with Floyd.
Oh. Sorry Andy.
http://tinyurl.com/45ker55
another contender for worst superhero
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbTIM7coS9A&feature=channel
or best depending on your viewpoint.
Okay, that’s it. I’m going.
Hahahahaha
http://twitpic.com/3s3ht6
I’ve learned that, indeed, I do not want to be right.
Squirrels? Too small.
http://tinyurl.com/y8pjnhn
Hahaha, she just left to go spend the night with her sister and her dad, who just got released from the hospital. I was going to suggest that if she wanted to spend the night at her dad’s, her sister could come here, but changed my mind.
Well the fact that your wife isn’t home, if you go out to a bar, your chances of being knifed goes up 100%.
If she was home it would only go up 50%.
You wanna start some shit, you snow monkeys?? Well, bring it!!!eleventy!!
http://tinyurl.com/4ln46h5
How are all you fine ladies and gentlemen this evening?
How bad is your surgery going to be Rosetta?
Is it the typical 6-8 weeks and you are fine or are you looking at lots of physical therapy?
How are all you fine ladies and gentlemen this evening?
Other than the sore tits, I’m doin’ OK.
I find myself in an uncharacteristically melancholy funk.
Best sports team name EVAR!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macon_Whoopee
Tastykake is Ct’s official state dessert.
It’s nice having a bar four blocks away.
Leon – Come up to Maine with me and we’ll put toothpaste in their Woopie Pies!!!
If things go south I’m gonna call Rosetta “Stumpy”.
Ok acutally I already do that.
What the funk Leon?
I’m not sure I can do that to an innocent pie.
Rosetta, is Floyd old enough to start dry humping your leg?
How bad is your surgery going to be Rosetta?
Is it the typical 6-8 weeks and you are fine or are you looking at lots of physical therapy?
I don’t know yet. I’ll find that out next Friday when I go in for the pre-op doctor’s appointment.
I don’t care about the surgery. I cut myself every time I read a read a pajama momma comment so it’s not that part that I’m going to hate. It’s the stupid recovery that I dread.
That’s why I haven’t taken care of this before now.
You know what’s been my primary nemesis the last 20 years? This motherfucker:
http://tinyurl.com/4qvuaya
I used to have those fuckers on my driveway. They are responsible for 57,039 of my twisted ankles.
*shakes fist at sky*
GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMBBBBBAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSS!!!!!!!
If I didn’t have teeth I would make whoopie pies my official dessert.
I find myself in an uncharacteristically melancholy funk.
What’s up leon?
Who or what can I make fun of to make you feel better?
What the funk Leon?
Work’s got me down. I’m about 4 years behind on the stuff I’m working on, and it leaves me perpetually feeling dumb. The stress of the dumbitude has been causing me to make rookie mistakes, and that’s got me contemplating my purpose in life.
>> I used to have those fuckers on my driveway
Porcupine balls?
Jenn used to be a corpsman, Rosie.
Let her do the surgery on you.
You’ll save money.
Promise.
Fuck, leon, I’m at Banfield’s. C’mon hangout.
Skeeviest chicks evar.
You know what’s been my primary nemesis the last 20 years? This motherfucker:
http://tinyurl.com/4qvuaya
BWAHAHAHA. I hate those damn things, too. For something that looks cute and cuddly like a sea urchin, they can send you on your ass.
I missed it, what’s happening to Rosetta’s stump-to-be?
>> You know what’s been my primary nemesis the last 20 years? This motherfucker:
http://bit.ly/gVpdYF
Fixt
I hate those goddam things too, Rosetta. And there a gumball tree right next to the driveway. The HOA owns the tree, and won’t even let us remove it at our expense.
Rosetta, is Floyd old enough to start dry humping your leg?
Our vet said that male bulldogs hump to establish dominance, unlike all other male species, and he’s been humping shit since he was two months old.
I have not yet experienced red rocket humping however. He will get fixed the next day if that happens.
Skeeviest chicks evar.
Tempting. I do like them skeevy.
Xbad, google “girdling trees.”
Recovery will suck, but it will be far better than the crap you are dealing with now.
At least it’s your left. I broke my right foot a couple of years ago, learning to operate the gas and brake pedal with your left foot is a bitch.
Your next primary nemesis will be magazines on the floor.
Two indispensable rules…
1. Never park your car under a blooming jacaranda tree.
2. Never put your genitals into anything you are not sure they won’t come out of.
Well, four bleached blond muffin tops just got up to go outside to smoke. So at least I don’t have to respond to their inane drunken remarks for a while.
We have a jacaranda tree also.
One of the two eucalyptus trees fell. Fortunately, it landed on the neighbor’s car, not mine.
Bleached blonde is good. But would they qualify for Big Boob Friday?
I don’t put my genitals into anything.
I have a powerdrill and a saw somewhere I suppose I could do the work.
I hate those goddam things too, Rosetta. And there a gumball tree right next to the driveway. The HOA owns the tree, and won’t even let us remove it at our expense.
In the pantheon of my hate, they are a close second to giant poodles.
In the mid-90’s I bought a kickass custom made suit and I was wearing it, going to work. I was walking down the driveway going to my car and I accidentally stepped on one of those doucheballs, twisted my ankle and fell down.
I fell on my knee and tore a hole in my suit. Hahahahahahaha.
FUCK YOU, GUMBALLS!!!
Hate.
I don’t put my genitals into anything.
Breaking News!
George, possibly from the neck down, but seriously, my suspicion is that gravity has been their enemy.
Jacaranda trees in bloom will give your parked car a new varnish. Although “mastic” might be a better descriptor,
You know how you can just look at a chick and know the nipples are not in the right place?
Nipple placement is 9 out of 10 points.
Are they pointed at elbows or knees? Elbows are bad, but better than knees.
Ah, the one thing that makes space travel an imperative for the human race… Boobies in zero gee!
I’m looking forward to Martian-gravity cleavage, personally.
Dammit. What will we do for fun now?
http://twitter.com/#!/BreakingNews/status/28632193244856321
Work’s got me down. I’m about 4 years behind on the stuff I’m working on, and it leaves me perpetually feeling dumb. The stress of the dumbitude has been causing me to make rookie mistakes, and that’s got me contemplating my purpose in life.
That sucks buddy. That’s why people kill drifters. Not that I’m suggesting anything.
And my ankle is just a mess because of an old broken foot and it’s finally time for me to get cut on.
No biggie. I just like bitching about it because I’m a guy.
Ace has a new poat that says Olberman’s toast.
I guess that Comcast merger really is going through.
These bitches are so “gone” I can tell there are serious problems, and I can only see their backsides.
I hear you Leon
I applied for a job today that had 50 applicants. It specified AutoCAD 2010 experience.
I was laid off in 2009 and I only have AutoCAD 2008 experience.
Not only am I a unemployed looser, I am a unemployed out of date looser!
Fucking andy, stealing my thunder like that….
**kills a drifter**
I wonder if there is a mathematical relationship between nipple angle and erection angle. It is probably proportional, or even increases geometrically with higher nipple angle. I think we should test this hypothesis.
Rosetta, we men know that whining accelerates the healing process.
We do it for those we love.
Also, Cornell A&M grads weep.
Mr Orwell
I noticed my Jacaranda is loosing its leaves. Should be blooming in 2 or 3 weeks here.
What state are you in?
Dammit. What will we do for fun now?
Breaking News
MSNBC says it’s ending contract with Keith Olbermann; last broadcast of ‘Countdown’ tonight
2 minutes ago via breakingnews.comRetweetReply
Damn I’m good.
http://tinyurl.com/4wfqmmn
Good riddance ass clown.
The Pythagorean theorem has to factor into that equation. It always does.
Ding dong, the Keef is dead.
Has it actually changed much since 2008?
MSNBC says it’s ending contract with Keith Olbermann; last broadcast of ‘Countdown’ tonight
My funk is over. There is a God, and he answers prayers.
Leon, if you wanna hunt hobos there’s a camp across the street and down a bit from my office next to Argo pond.
Clownifornia, Vmax.
What do you wanna bet Olbermann is taking over Gibbs job?
The Pythagorean theorem has to factor into that equation. It always does.
Fuck him and his hippie vegetarian commune! I could have figured out triangles.
Tampa Bay Mr Orwell
That’s Comcastic™ news!
Hahahaha, sent him down the road talking to himself with no notice.
Qweeef, eat me.
Leon, if you wanna hunt hobos there’s a camp across the street and down a bit from my office next to Argo pond.
This is almost more tempting than skeevy chicks with questionable nipple angle.
What do you wanna bet Olbermann is taking over Gibbs job?
I don’t pray, but I would pray for that to happen!
I hope he dies of a painfully inflamed hemorrhoid. Shitbird
I have no idea about 10 Leon. But 2006 to 2008 was a huge jump. Bigger than any I have seen, and I started with Version 1 or 1.5
He’ll be, so so, on Dancing with the Stars
If there is a God, let Olberman replace Gibbs.
Leon, you make me laugh and you kick douche ass. You are in a temporary slump deal, no worries. Get that woman of yours pregnant, do the best you can, and remember, the assholes here think you’re great, if not a total douche.
Did anybody steal anybody else’s lunch money today?
Mare has a way with words.
2010 is prettier Vmax. Not much different. At least at the LT level. I don’t get into all that 3D stuff.
Olbermann is available? Vince at Shamwow had better watch his back.
“I don’t care about the surgery. I cut myself every time I read a read a pajama momma comment”
HAHAHAHAH….I’m surprised you didn’t say me.
Lunch money? WTF
Peanut butter and jelly for me.
He’ll be, so so, on Dancing with the Stars
BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
>> Did anybody steal anybody else’s lunch money today?
Comcast.
I have 12 yellow tomato seedlings growing in my kitchen window. And 30 strawberry blooms on my deck. I want to make a pot of yellow tomato soup.
Maybe I will plant purple tomatoes next week that would be freakier.
Mare = jilted
Thanks Mare. I’ll try slightly harder not to goose your fanny if we ever meet in person.
Andy, would this be appropriate to put in Ace’s sidebar?
I want some lovin’ for that excellent call.
Vmax, I forget you have growing weather year round. I remember having frosts there and covering my plants with sheets.
“Thanks Mare. I’ll try slightly harder not to goose your fanny if we ever meet in person.”
I don’t know about you, but I feel better!
Ok. Whore.
Olbermann is available? Vince at Shamwow had better watch his back.
Hahahahahaha.
They’ll have to cut the line “you’re going to love my nuts”.
You rich fuckers with your PB and J.
**eats a handful of dirt**
Rosetta, can Floyd come out and play?
http://tinyurl.com/4d53coj
Keef lost his job? Excellent. I give it an hour before the Lefties start claiming him as some sort of martyr, and talking about him speaking truth to power.
Andy, for a second I thought you were talking to me…..hahahahaha……(were you?)
Wanna hire me Pups?
I am a great monkey clicker. I can draw anything.
I moonlighted as a patent draftsman. You would not believe what people patent.
I charged $75 a drawing. 8.5×11 drawing.
I bet it is more now. That was in the early 80’s
Ok. Whore.
YAY!!!! Being a whore is FUCKING AWESOME!!!
They’ll have to cut the line “you’re going to love my nuts”.
Do you think “Buy it, you mashed up bags of meat with lipstick!” will sell more Slap-Chops, or fewer ones?
Hey, it’s time for red wine, especially to commemorate the return of the Prodigal Bum to his bathtub.
YAY!!!! Being a whore is FUCKING AWESOME!!!
Like I’m gonna take YOUR word for it.
Is he right, Sean?
Mare you lived farther south than me. However we are zone 10. I think that is the same as SE Fla.
I am just 100′ from a tidal body of water, that means i am really zone 12.
KO can really only go two places after this. Press secretary or bedraggled drifter. Nothing else makes sense.
Yes, he’ll do nicely at Slapchop.
“You can make the Worst Egg Salad In The World!”
Whoa!
http://twitter.com/#!/HowardKurtz/status/28632892972212226
Do you think “Buy it, you mashed up bags of meat with lipstick!” will sell more Slap-Chops, or fewer ones?
Not among the Filipina community.
” i am really zone 12.”
HOLY CRAP, EVERYONE!!!!!! VMAN IS A ZONE 12!
(I still love you)
Flying wild Alaska is on!
Hits rewind on my DVR….Seeya!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHJoj9IqeKg
The Business of Media Politics Rosetta’s excellent call on Olberdouche the Unhinged from last March
Thanks buddy. The next 157 beer bongs are on me.
Wanna hire me Pups?
You got me all wrong Vmax.
I was hoping that you would adopt me.
Taxed 2 Death is the guy you should be chatting up. I have no work right now, I spent the day listing used equipment in the warehouse on Ebay.
Heheh Mare!
“Not among the Filipina community.”
HAHAHAHAHAH
“KO can really only go two places after this. Press secretary or bedraggled drifter”
I was thinking he would be the new Flo in the Progressive commercials.
Puppers that gif was excellent!!! So cute.
I have 5 ads on Craigslist Pups.
Nothing but spam and scams
So they’re keeping Ed, LO’D (pronounced “load”), and Mr. Maddow? What’s actually different? Do they expect ratings to improve?
*sets bar to lowest level*
OK Mare, give it a try.
http://tinyurl.com/6dy6sj7
Keef will make use of his degree and be jacking off bulls in Nebraska in no time!
I was hoping that you would adopt me.
I would pups, but 4 dogs and 2 hands = fail with no fence.
I guess i could permit and install a fence, I have nothing else on my hands.
I do not want to watch Keith dance a meringue
And now, time for an important message:
http://www.jsonline.com/multimedia/photos/114040719.html
Update for the cool kids!!!
Season 2 of Justified starts on February 9th.
Thatisall.
1 and 9/10 hands.
I just read through the comments on Rosetta’s post on Olbermann and I damn near wet my pants.
“Season 2 of Justified starts on February 9th.”
Love it. Let’s have a Justified, you cook for me, party.
Now that I have had a moment or two I have decided that KO’s next gig will be on The View.
*sets bar to lowest level*
OK Mare, give it a try.
http://tinyurl.com/6dy6sj7
HAHAHAHAHAHA
As Rosetta would say, “I’m holding my lady parts.”
Sorry Brew, but what with the Bears quarterback’s ninja-like skills, the Pack doesn’t stand a chance.
http://tinyurl.com/6ld5sta
maybe if he danced with a monkey…
Beat me to the 1.9 hands, pups.
“drunk culter-gif”………pup you’re killing me.
two nice new pics up top
something that rots your teeth, and a lollipop
>> Thanks buddy. The next 157 beer bongs are on me.
*rubs hands together*
Exxxxcelllllentttttttt
/Monty Burns
Beat me to the 1.9 hands, pups.
…pup you’re killing me.
All this inflammatory rhetoric is going to get me arrested.
Hahahahahaha!!!
I wonder how that makes Olbermann feel. He got Das Boot and The Ed Show lives.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
Best day ever.
*sets useless foot on fire*
*sets useless foot on fire*
hahahahahahaha….
Hey gimpy, let’s meet in the attic for a minute or two.
Hey Comcast, what do you want to do with that piece of shit hatefest known as Countdown?
http://tinyurl.com/4kewcp5
“something that rots your teeth, and a lollipop”
HA! I just got that….D’OH
*sets useless foot on fire*
http://bit.ly/ffGXFW
I wonder how that makes Olbermann feel. He got Das Boot and The Ed Show lives.
Even better, Larry O’Donnell (aka guy who got better ratings than Keith on his own show while he was suspended) gets a better spot now!
Hey gimpy, let’s meet in the attic for a minute or two.
Will you still love me if I have a stump?
Will you still love me if I have a stump?
Will you lube it BEFORE inserting it?
>> Will you still love me if I have a stump?
She gave you a full minute or two.
I don’t get that benefit of the doubt.
lurves you stumpy
Er not
Mr. RFH sends me this to forward to you
http://tinyurl.com/4rtdjpb
BiW, rebuttal, please?
Will you still love me if I have a stump?
Ah, yes……
http://www.fotolia.com/id/13820421
Roamy, there’s a big difference between public health for the purposes of quarantine, and mandating every person buy insurance for themselves.
Olberdouche and Gibbs 2011: The Brokeback Speaking Tour
though I found this in the comments that sums it up pretty well
“Unless Obama Care intends to take over the health insurance industry, and intends to build Federal hospitals, it cannot constitutionally force American Citizens to purchase services from private institutions.”
“Olberdouche and Gibbs 2011: The Brokeback Speaking Tour”
HA!!
Ah, yes……
http://www.fotolia.com/id/13820421
Ok let’s go.
http://tinyurl.com/4vcux8r
Good evening, y’all 🙂
Do not try to watch Dinner with Schmucks it was unwatchable
oops
WTF were they thinking?
http://blogs.forbes.com/rickungar/2011/01/17/congress-passes-socialized-medicine-and-mandates-health-insurance-in-1798/
Holy crap, Rosetta, the world’s best attic!! I’m so there.
WHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/6xqyn9f
What Olbermann should do next contest. My submission:
http://tinyurl.com/2k2nek
My new doorbell!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmHFpcsvPZU&feature=player_embedded#t=02m24
Hi Sohos.
http://tinyurl.com/4ddhnnj
For some reason I can’t stop laughing.
oh yeah, Bye bye Keefums
bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaa
I just screamed bloody mary in my house Pup
Looking at the new pix up top, it reminds me… I’ve always thought Keith had a chewy, brown center.
Olbermann hosted the network’s most popular show, but his combative liberal opinions often made him a target of critics.
Gotta wonder why he was fired, if his show drew the most viewers. All five of them.
I’m nekkid and it’s 28 degrees out here.
Thank goodness for propane.
Hi Sohos.
http://tinyurl.com/4ddhnnj
Donner frog.
Oh good lord Count is watching some show called Red Neck Wedding…this show is unreal!
He read a fucking Thurber poem on air??
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What an arrogant douche!
Sohos, stop clicking on Pup’s links!!!
Holy crap, Rosetta, the world’s best attic!! I’m so there.
EVERYONE WINS!!!
I’m grateful it was James Thurber and not James Joyce, MCPO.
Fucktard would never have left the air.
Dave – 18F here with a windchill of 1.
EVERYONE WINS!!!
I don’t see how that helps Michelle’s kids
I don’t see how that helps Michelle’s kids
They get a new puppy.
Is Mare going to the Texas chick meet up?
http://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/28648920452169729
We have -4 F with windchill, 7 F without. I’d say cold as Hell, but I just checked, and it’s 2 degrees warmer there.
I’m kicking her ass if she doesn’t
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if 0.6 ratings points suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced
HA!!!!!!!!
*pisses schadenfreude*
IowaHawk cuts like a hammer!
Sohos, stop clicking on Pup’s links!!!
Shaddup, you. If no one clicked on my gifs I would cease to exist.
I just screamed bloody mary in my house Pup
I just screamed “VODKA MARTINI!” and nothing happened. I need to fire some of the domestic staff.
http://tinyurl.com/5so7f8p
Is anyone working on a new poat?
http://fyouautocorrect.com/view/damn-f-you-auto-correct-complete/930
I’m kicking her ass if she doesn’t
If one of you hot chicks doesn’t get a picture of all you hot chicks together there’s going to be trouble.
In fact, since I’m a man-lesbian, am I invited?
Yes Rosie ALL chics are invited
If one of you hot chicks doesn’t get a picture of all you hot chicks together
psst, in a pillow fight
ALL WIMMINS ARE INVITED!!!
*waits for Brad*
Why isn’t Iowahawk my husband?
*looks over shoulder at husband working 60 hours a week
Yes Rosie ALL chics are invited
ZOMG!!!
*shops for awesome dress*
We are going to have the BEST time…..
*hahahahha…..more like 80
BiW, rebuttal, please?
Sailors have ALWAYS been under exclusive Federal Jusrisdiction, as Admiralty Law and Regulation have always been reserved to the federal government. Its an inapt anology to say that because workers in a profession totally controlled by federal law were forced to buy health insurance that it automatically follows that people who simply reside under concurrent Federal and State Jurisdictions HAVE to buy health insurance.
Besides, his finding that such a thing is constitutional simply because it wasn’t contested when enacted poses a few problems if we were to apply that thinking to other things the government did (and does) which were not challenged as unconstitutional. Passing legislation to Christianize indians, public proclamations of days of prayers and Thanksgiving by Presidents, and the invoking of GOD in inaugural addresses.
I’m familiar with Rick Ungar. He is a leftist douchenozzle.
Aggie, I never get invited to the cool kids parties.
“Is Mare going to the Texas chick meet up?”
Honestly, I don’t know WTF you’re talking about.
BiW, thank you.
Rosie you wont need a dress
http://tinyurl.com/4hehclr
NEW POAT UP FOR HAWT CHICKS AND NON-FAGS!
Rosie you wont need a dress
http://tinyurl.com/4hehclr
I would NEVER cut you.
Summary Poat coming up…..
Mare….nevermind.