2019 BBF Championship Final – All World Edition

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday – 2019 Championship Final – All World Edition

 

 

 

WARNING:  I HAVE EMBEDDED GIFS AND VIDEOS ALONG WITH THE USUAL PICTURES that might earn you a trip to HR.

MISS EMMA GLOVER 

Born: Saturday 6th of June 1987
Birthplace: Essex, England, United Kingdom
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Profession: Adult Model
Hair color: Black
Eye color: Blue
Height: 5’7″ (or 170 cm)
Weight: 110 lbs (or 50 kg)
Body type: Slim
Measurements: 30H-24-34
Bra/cup size: 30H
Boobs: Enhanced
Years active: 2009 – present
Piercings: Navel

 

 

 


MISS EMILY SEARS

Born: Tuesday 1st of January 1985
Birthplace: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Profession: Glamour Model
Hair color: Blonde
Eye color: Green
Height: 5’8″ (or 172 cm)
Weight: 120 lbs (or 54 kg)
Body type: Slim
Measurements: 32-24-35
Bra/cup size: 32D (70D)
Boobs: Enhanced
Tattoos: Foot; back; wrists; thigh
Piercings: None

 

 

 

 

 


 

MISS MONIKA PIETRASINSKA

Born: Wednesday 2nd of December 1987
Birthplace: Warsaw, Poland
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Profession: Glamour Model
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Blue
Height: 5’8″ (or 172 cm)
Weight: 95 lbs (or 43 kg)
Body type: Slim
Measurements: 36-24-36
Bra/cup size: 36D (80D)
Boobs: Enhanced
Years active: 2008 – present
Tattoos: ‘Angel’ on back of the neck; left ankle, right bicep
Piercings: None

 

 


 

 


126 Comments

  1. So close to having a bed duster!

  2. Abstain.

    Nothing real.

  3. Nothing real.
    —–
    Except their sparkling personalities!

  4. This page takes a while to load. You’ll never get MCPO back like this.

    Of the 3 videos the first one by Emma was the most normal. The other two had weird angles and music and were going for some kind of art. Hopefully the voting reflects that. Sadly, at this point that Emily Whore is leading.

  5. wakey wakey

  6. This occurred to me too a few weeks ago during the first wave of OK Boomer

    https://tinyurl.com/tsjbalx

  7. Did not watch Ravens-Jets last night but it was on when I went up to bed at 9. The Ravens marched in for a TD after a 2 or 3 offside penalties in a row from the Jets linemen which was weird. Then they got a 2 point conversion just as I turned it off to read my zombie book.

    Agree with you Scott, they’re the favorites for the SB this year. I’d like a Ravens-49ers rematch which would be worth watching. Locally the saying about the Patriots is “Never write them off when you have Brady and Belichick” or “In Bill We Trust” but I think this year even the most ardent jock sniffers can see the writing on the wall. They’ll be lucky to survive to play in the AFC Championship Game.

  8. Finally watched the NBC Bill Barr interview

    https://tinyurl.com/rtxzkuq

    Worth the 24 minutes. Very reasoned guy, I’m surprised NBC released it although what MJ said about no one will see it is true.

  9. I voted for the American.

  10. I voted for the Aussie tart.

  11. Emma and Monika have had too much cock in their moufs.

  12. They got filled up like a Twinkie that spent too long in the cream station.

  13. I voted for Mare.

  14. Mare isn’t in the running this week.

  15. Anyway, she’s over in the cream station with Laura.

  16. They got filled up like a Twinkie that spent too long in the cream station.

    Never not funny.

  17. I was just there in my official capacity to check vital signs and screen for STD’s. Your mom says Hi, and not to wait up. She’s working late tonight.

    Listen man, you should really buy her a bottle brush for Christmas. Don’t ask.

  18. A bottle brush or a power washer?

  19. I voted for the first one because she seems slutty.

    8/10 would smash.

  20. Hey, Hotspur! I swear I saw you and your mom at The Golden Corral.
    https://tinyurl.com/qt6l9qy

  21. Comment by MJ on December 13, 2019 10:33 am
    I voted for the first one because she seems slutty.

    ——–

    HAHAHAHAHA, Yes, all our other BBF’s are not slutty at all. Nope, not a bit.

    But I understand your thinking.

  22. Teeroy, thanks for the Clint Raw tip (you’re all whores) he’s great.

  23. HAHAHAHAHA, Yes, all our other BBF’s are not slutty at all. Nope, not a bit.

    But I understand your thinking.

    “Glamour Model” is less slutty. There’s still some marriage material there.

  24. Is she the last one, Alex. I would agree.

  25. She’s the middle one, the Aussie.

  26. Except for her pathological lying.

    Height: 5’8″ (or 172 cm)
    Weight: 95 lbs (or 43 kg)

  27. Is anyone surprised that Mare can read the minds of penii? Anyone at all?

  28. Is anyone bothered by Trump criticizing Greta?

    I couldn’t care less.

  29. I’ve been reading The Hero With A Thousand Faces, and came across this line which I think is interesting…

    “Whenever the poetry of myth is interpreted as biography, history, or science, it is killed… When a civilization begins to reinterpret its mythology in this way, the life goes out of it, temples become museums, and the link between the two perspectives is dissolved. Such a blight has certainly descended on the Bible and on a great part of the Christian cult.”

  30. Ba haaa haaaa haaa … breath … ahhhh aaaaahhhhh…

    No.

    My mom just posted this. they really do live in upside down world.

    http://liberalamerica.org/2019/12/12/report-republicans-expect-impeachment-to-cost-these-guys-gop-seats-in-2020/?fbclid=IwAR0RtPlWCrbttApOrQ6t5Sc6LurcNp5b0OC3TPm8CNDLD9VgxZPMzSqG0nE

  31. ba haaa haaaaa … it gets better:

    “Rick Wilson, another longtime GOP strategist, says that the House Republicans seem to be “completely ahistorical.” He adds that the House Republicans have:”

  32. …. the worst conceit, and that is that history doesn’t apply to them.”

  33. https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5defdbcfe4b0a59848d160bc

  34. What I’m left wondering is how many “democratic strategists” are also just doing it for money, showing up to act as the straw man on Fox or, well, pretty much nowhere else at this point.

  35. I’m Choosing Not To Have Kids Because I Care About The Environment

    Now, at the age of 36, I feel the decision is more pressing. Yet, I recognize the pressure is coming from my biological clock and a little bit from my parents ― not from within myself. I understand that people have children for deeply felt personal reasons, but I don’t want children, and a major deciding factor for me has been the impact this would have on the environment…

    And, over time, I’ve realized there’s so much I could miss out on if I do have children ― like dedicating my time to lifelong personal goals and having more time with family and friends.

    Gonna be real fun for her when she’s fifty and she has that collection of marathon finisher medals hanging on her wall to comfort her.

  36. I think that democrats are more likely to be true believers in their cause, whereas a lot of conservatives end up working in the private sector instead.

  37. I was meh on today’s selections until the tank photo. I found that one . . . compelling.

  38. I’m Choosing Not To Have Kids Because I Care About The Environment

    …but I’ll bet she supports unrestricted immigration.

  39. A few say, “glamour model.”

  40. I understand that people have children for deeply felt personal reasons, but I don’t want children, and a major deciding factor for me has been the impact this would have on the environment

    This has only been the case for maybe 50 years. Prior to that, kids were a natural consequence, and one of those big differentiators of Western Civ was that they were considered a blessing. “Children as a lifestyle choice” is going to be the biggest eugenic filter what remains of our civilization has ever seen.

    Also, it’s racist. It’s always white women saying this shit. Someone is pumping this into them. If there are any white women in 200 years, they’ll all be either too dumb to stop babies from happening, or rabid to have babies early and often, because those are all that still bother.

    Worth noting: Muslims aren’t here yet. Lessee how that works out for us.

  41. Duggars and Mohammeds will inherit the Earth.

  42. Gonna be real fun for her when she’s fifty and she has that collection of marathon finisher medals hanging on her wall to comfort her.

    ——-

    If you ever have a chance to listen to Dennis Prager’s Male/Female Hour archives this is a topic often brought up. He’s had several women call in around age 50 whose story is the same.

    *parents encourage nothing but education and career
    *looking for husbands was a low priority
    *they are successful
    *they are sincerely sad and regretful they did not make having a family a priority. They feel unsatisfied.

    These callers make me want to cry. They have given up their opportunity to have children and regret it so much. (It’s a different story if a woman chooses not to have children and is sincerely satisfied with her choice.)

    He’s had other callers say that hearing from these childless/familyless women kicked them into gear and they took finding a mate seriously. They sound like they are very happy they did.

  43. Not that anyone cares but for me children gave/give my life meaning and I would be a mess if I had decided not to have children. Thank you, God.

    Having children is not for everyone and I know some people VERY well that did not make their children a priority or did not get joy out of their children and they sucked at being parents.

  44. I’m Choosing Not To Have Kids Because I Care About The Environment

    That, and she can’t find anyone to date her ancient (in terms of babymaking) ass.

    More power to ya, sweetheart – we don’t need your kind of crazy being perpetuated anyway.

  45. More power to ya, sweetheart – we don’t need your kind of crazy being perpetuated anyway.

    ——-

    Well, Amen to Teresa!

  46. But truly, if you’re not having kids because of the environment you’re foooking nuts.

  47. And just when is someone going to tell these loons the truth?

    You may “care” about the environment, but the environment doesn’t GAF about you. Doesn’t know that you even exist.

    How many of those people who were burned by that volcanic eruptions do you think were “environmentally conscious”? Did the volcano care?

    Nope.

    Because IT’S.A.VOLCANO. Doesn’t know from environmentalists.

  48. Listen man, you should really buy her a bottle brush for Christmas.

    Or perhaps one of those nose-hair trimmers.

  49. These callers make me want to cry. They have given up their opportunity to have children and regret it so much.

    Same.
    And why I was kind of ticked daughter’s – now husband – had asked her to wait until he came around to getting married. Before I knew that factoid, I told her, “You have apparently made a commitment to him and he has not reciprocated. Kick him in the pants and move on. Fertility drops dramatically after the age of 30.” In her mind, I’m a dumbass.

  50. I have sold over $2500 of my collection this week. It is too much like work.

  51. My sis is 34 and has massive student debt. Dad’s pretty much given up on her and my BiL ever buying a house and having kids.

  52. Gonna be real fun for her when she’s fifty and she has that collection of marathon finisher medals hanging on her wall to comfort her.

    Why not both?

  53. There’s nothing wrong with having kids and a collection of marathon finisher medals. Add a couple newfies and you’re all set. I just think that, “I don’t want to have kids so I can devote more time to my goals” is going to work out the way she thinks.

  54. I’m a little peeved. One gal hemmed and hawed on a $300 item, while another waited for her ass to commit. I finally told the first one that I was tired of waiting but by that time, the second one had purchased something else. I’m out of the sale. My fault. I should have looked at her Facechimp. She paints on a set of those atrocious eyebrows that almost meet squared off. Redflag on mental state.

  55. Catlady by 50.

  56. No, I totally agree. Living a life of personal fulfillment is probably not going to be as full as she imagines.

  57. So many thirtysomething dating profiles I see, “I love traveling and my two furbabies…”

  58. St Augustine had a little something to say about “personal fulfillment”, iirc, and even he managed to have a few kids.

    And that was before he gave his life over to Christ.

  59. We replaced our 20 year old stove and the new one came yesterday. This morning, the refrigerator started sounding like it was about to launch. Ruh roh. Gotta start monitoring the freezer thermometer.

  60. She should just get a cat. Same thing.

  61. I took a different message from the “I don’t want kids” story

    Endless blowies

  62. And Butt Stuff.

  63. Although I’ve heard that can result in lawyers.

  64. Gee, here I am glad I resolved my most recent crisis (at least for now), and then I get reminded how the fact that my marriage and kids prospect is nil means I’m DOOOOOOOOOMED and a failure.

    Gets fucking old, it does.

  65. One drive to stay alive. Elementary. Master every fiber. mobilize. Stay alive.

    (i’m just quoting Tool lyric here)

  66. Honestly, I’d become a priest and be done with it if not for the fact that I would likely be singularly ill suited for that vocation…

  67. I’m totally ok with self selecting out of the gene pool.

    I’m also ok with people identifying themselves as idiots. It’s so much easier to avoid accidentally talking to a moron (bad kind) when they let you know how unserious they are outwardly.

    Giant ear plugs? Avoid.

    Purple hair fat lady? Smile and move on.

    Tool concert T shirt? RUN AWAY

  68. BroCav, I’m in the same boat as you. I’ve accepted at this point that I’m not going to marry or have a family.

  69. I’m DOOOOOOOOOMED and a failure.

    ———–

    If you got that from what I said, well, then, I screwed the pooch. I know there are many Hostages without children. Some, I think, wished they had them but are in a place that it’s okay that they don’t.

    I said children gave meaning to MY life. That does not mean those without children have failed and have no meaning and are doomed to a life of desperate searching for satisfaction.

    Women, in particular, have a desire to nurture (please, this is a generality and if we can’t talk in generalities we can’t have a discussion). Watch women with no children interact with pets. Countless stories of spending tens of thousands of dollars of IVF or adoptions.

    My ONLY point, probably poorly made, was that focusing on a career at the expense of having a family is a mistake for many.

  70. CAULK!!!

  71. Yeah, I know, I’m touchy because it hurts so much still. Plus folks get overly preachy at the HQ from time to time on the subject. Probably more me and my dysfunctions than anything else.

  72. Mostly what I’m against is the advocacy of it as a lifestyle. And the associated habits that go along (or lead ) to it. As if a life of self fulfillment is a better choice- they certainly present it as morally superior. And the stupid population /climate change thing is just straight up stupid.

  73. Everyone’s looking to justify the choices they aren’t really comfortable with. She’s just too dumb to realize that’s what she’s doing.

  74. Well since I don’t feel particularly “fulfilled”, I think I’m safely past that moral hazard. So I guess that’s something.

  75. I’ve never noticed you advocating any particular life choices, Bro Cav.

    When you starting penning for HuffPoo about how people should live, then maybe I’ll have an issue with you ;)

  76. Heh. I think I better qualify as an “object lesson”…

  77. I got married the first time around at age 34 to a woman of the same age. Kids didn’t happen and I was a little disappointed but as it became obvious it wasn’t going to work out I was okay with it. When I first met Paula my age was 44 and she said I was too old to start having kids at that age. It took me by surprise but she was right. My buddy with the adopted Chinese girls is turning 60 and I think his girls are entering high school next year.

  78. The only life choice I advocate is that people should go fuck themselves. Not you guys though.

  79. The only life choice I advocate is that people should go fuck themselves. Not you guys though.
    —————–
    Seriously, youre the best.

  80. Aussie Aussie oit oiy oiy

  81. Seriously, youre the best.

    ———–

    I agree.

  82. Food for thought, my husband’s good friend, the same age (58) has 2 children under the age of 5.

  83. 42. I don’t recommend it, but I’m pretty happy about it.

  84. You know who doesn’t mind having kids at an older age?

    https://tinyurl.com/ww4ea2o

  85. Holy shit.

    5 kids. 3 Mamas. 1 Dead brother’s wife fucked.

    https://is.gd/q3ynq1

  86. I ran into an old friend recently. A couple of years ago, at age 45, she gave birth to a set of twins with her second husband. She is also a grandmother of 3. (her daughter married early).

  87. When I first met Paula my age was 44 and she said I was too old to start having kids at that age.

    Yeah, that’s crap. A woman is too old at that age, but not a man. That said, I’m 37. I figure I have another year or two before I say ‘fuck it’ and give up on dating altogether.

  88. Dude, I met HotBride when I was 51. Best day of my life.

  89. And how many kids did you two have?

    I would rather be alone than in a childless marriage.

  90. Hey Mare, I’m making Big Horse Donuts tomorrow, any tips recipe-wise?

    https://hostagerecipes.wordpress.com/2019/11/23/big-horse-keto-donuts/

  91. Being married is dope.

  92. And how many kids did you two have?

    We have 3. She has a daughter, I have two. We treat all three of them as though they are ours together.

    You could meet a woman with kids.

    Or you could turn out to be totally gay.

  93. Little sparrows take shelter under my front porch roof sometimes, and poop on the railings.

  94. Not a photoshop.

  95. PCOS. I don’t ovulate, but I’m 56 and I still menstruate. Waste of 💰. Infertility drugs gave me some insight into menopause. It was hellish in my 30s. Can’t imagine what it’ll be like whenever. TMI.

  96. Oh, we have lots of cool stuff. Don’t like nieces or nephews on either side. Entitled and spoiled POS. I have cousins with awesome kids that are kissing up for ornaments, toys, collectibles, jewelry, etc.

  97. When I first met Paula my age was 44 and she said I was too old to start having kids at that age.

    Yeah, that’s crap. A woman is too old at that age, but not a man. That said, I’m 37. I figure I have another year or two before I say ‘fuck it’ and give up on dating altogether.
    —–
    She was 28 and could have knocked out a couple of kids if it were not for a tubal ligation after her 2 kids. If I really wanted kids I’m sure she would have gone the in vitro route. Given my occupation and the patients I see I guess my gut feeling is that if you fuck with Mother Nature she may bite you in the ass. I like her kids. The older one is a major pain in the ass but if you understand he’s a couple of IQ points above the cut off for being classified as MR it becomes easier to understand him. Ben is a superstar with his own little quirks but he more than makes up for the older guy’s fuck ups.

    *****

    Being married is dope.
    ——-
    I can say that being with Paula and being married have made me happier than being single. It just took me a couple of times to get it right. Oh well.

  98. I’m at the same age now my dad was when I started college the first time. And I’m not exactly a great candidate for being a successful father, so it’s probably for the best.

    Gonna suck when I’m seventysomething with nobody around, though.

  99. My son announced he’s moving out today. Im losing my Battle Buddy….

    PS. Yer welcome Mare. Clint is entertaining in his own unique way.

  100. My Uncle was 53 when he started his 3rd family. He will never be able to retire. 🤣🤣 He made a point of having his nieces friend his wife meld his kids into the grandkids not the cousins. His wife is from Colombia and her English wasn’t great, but Celena and I navigated her into our “Group”. I’m older than my Aunt.

  101. SCOTT!!! Brady cousins were visiting from MN. I met 6 new cousins. Sheriff Brady was their GG. Their Grandfather was first cousin to my great grandfather. I’m related to everyone. Suck it 23 & Me

  102. Back story. After every disappointment in the baby roulette, I would get a Gund Bear. Dan didn’t feel the need to reward old Oso with Gund bears. Dan hasn’t turned off his phone speaker. We were talking about more bears, ads on Facebook were immediately about Gund bears. 🐻. (MaryAnn is snuggling with bears while we’re at work. She still doesn’t want a dog)

  103. Comment faster. Leaving you losers for Wiser and Apu in the Twitterverse.

  104. The “Jesus was a Homo Christmas Special” has finally let me convince my wife to cancel that shit.

  105. We cancelled two months ago. Rice and Obama on Netflix board.

  106. Possum has lost interest in almost all her shows, too, that was key.

  107. I was 35 when I met Laura. She was 27.

    Our work schedule ruled out kids.

  108. My RLS is out of control. I’m taking magnesium. Chromium. Can’t remember the name of the third BS med. Dan isn’t a fan of the family bed when my legs are out of control. Oh, Iron. I’m on Iron.

  109. The “Jesus was a Homo Christmas Special” has finally let me convince my wife to cancel that shit.

    I cancelled earlier this year because there was nothing of interest. I want to watch Ryan Reynolds’ movie, but that’s it.

  110. I didn’t punch out until 9 tonight.

    That probably counts as a double.

  111. I think God had us in his plan in regards to children. I refuse to be depressed. I have lovely Gund bears, jewelry, and vacations to show for my barren state.

  112. Paula has frequent hypnagogic jerks as she falls asleep. Freaks me out as I’m falling asleep. Thankfully it’s just as she drifts off and not all night.

  113. Dan gets my RLS and my night terrors.

  114. Dan has the hiccups. Bed time. See ya lator

  115. Here is the cure for hiccups.

    Also, Mare!

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ELrjY20UwAA6KwJ?format=jpg&name=900×900

  116. One of those strategists in Carin’s article was a McCain staffer. Shitting on conservatives from beyond the grave.

  117. Finally had a chance to listen to the KingFace interview. Cracked me up when he said Obama didn’t help black people unless they were gay.

  118. Scott and Lauraw should have had kids.
    They would have been *LIT*,
    and probably end up running the world…

  119. https://tinyurl.com/ueoygje

  120. https://tinyurl.com/tzrkac2

  121. I’d adopt kids now. I was thinking a few weeks back that I wouldn’t mind fostering.

    I’m just crazy though.

    As you get older, what you lack in energy, you make up in patience and wisdom.

  122. Food for thought, my husband’s good friend, the same age (58) has 2 children under the age of 5.

    I’m pretty sure I know that Sumbitch. He needs to repopulate America.

  123. “Darwinian evolution,” replied Pembroke.

  124. PD, it actually isn’t your friend. I forgot about him!! 2 “older” men with very young children.

    I think there are lots of great things in store for people regardless of age if they are diligent about living a good life. Putting themselves out there, following the Commandments, not being lazy, doing things for others, etc..


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