Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
This showed up on shuffle, so why not.
Now for the hunks.
In theory, birthday boy Michael Schoeffling of “Sixteen Candles”, but I’m not sure it is.
Too much?
A leftover from last week.
Don’t fence me in.
Assless chaps joke here.
Last, but not least.
Thank you for your attention, thanks to Pirate’s Cove for the linky love every week, and y’all have a good day.
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Ben took the replacement keyboard we have been using and left the Apple one that goes with the desktop in our living room. It was on the fritz after Paula cleaned it with the keyboard still on. He wanted his keyboard we’ve been using and after trying it out the old one seemed to be working. Fast forward to this morning when I discover the o and l keys are nonfunctional. I’ll be needing the other one back!
Bongino Report looks good. I like how it opens the stories in a new tab. I read the same stories about how Drudge has sold out. Over the last few months, maybe longer, I’ve opened Drudge far less than I used to. For a while way back when his was the first page I’d open for news. Time changes everything I guess. Probably money as well.
From what I’ve read, Drudge has dropped 20% in readership. I don’t know if that means, clicks, time reading, advertisements, etc..
People know when things have changed and they can get biased or lefty news anywhere.
I use to go daily, if not a few times a day. I haven’t clicked on Drudge in a year and a half.
He sold it.
Adam Schiff’s face is such a douchy, lying, weasel face. (no offense to weasels)
Nadler has a seriously gross face too. When he interrupted Candace Owens without even listening to the comment she was making, man, that was awful.
It’s weird how lefties are really second (third or fourth) benchers in the masculine, handsome, honest, categories.
Well, not so weird.
I stopped giving Drudge clicks about 4 months ago. If I want propaganda I’ll watch the MSM.
Oh yeah, got my old functional keyboard back!
I’d like to apologize for yesterday’s online freakout. My anxiety seized on a lack of information and filled in the blanks, causing me to panic and act like a jackass online. (Shit like this is why I gotta keep quiet more, keeps me from doing stupid shit so much.)
Eh, keeping worries inside is like holding farts. After a while it gets kind of painful (right Mare?) and you gotta let one out and hope it’s not a room clearer.
“Did someone make popcorn?”
NFL Haters skip this story:
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000001086719/article/earl-thomas-refs-need-to-protect-lamar-jackson-more
You can’t have it both ways, sorry. Exciting player, enjoy him while he lasts. Hopefully he gets his ring this year before it all falls apart.
That shooting in Jersey City needs more investigating before the motive are known. I’ve read that it started with a stop of a van by a detective who was assassinated by the gunmen who then took off running when other cops arrived. So far that makes sense, terrible tragedy, but logical. Then the story goes on to say that the kosher store they ran into several blocks away was “targeted” as in antisemitism. I don’t get it. Did the cop stop them while they were on the way to shoot up that particular store? And since they’re both dead, how did they figure that out?
https://www.wsj.com/articles/how-a-facebook-political-spat-ruptured-a-family-11575973801
Now I understand why Carin hates you all
concert was awesome.
wakey wakey
I just watched 16 Candles, that isn’t Schoeffling.
From what I remember he made a couple movies, then retired to the country and makes furniture.
he was Kuch in Vision Quest, the greatest movie ever made about wrestling.
I heard you bought a used Chevelle, Car in. Hope it drives ok!
I was pretty close to the front, but then when the pit started, the crowd started pushing me to the left. People (women mostly) were leaving the center and trying to stand in front of me. Screw that, so I went to the pit and worked my way in front of it and ended up with a great spot just a few people off the rail. It was a little rough there, but crossfit. They can’t move me.
It wasn’t as rough as it was at Tool (in chicago). That crowd was crazy, but it was an all day festival. This crowd was actually much nicer … dudes apologized or at least looked sorry when they slammed into you.
It was SUCH a good concert. It really was. Man. The venue was amazing, and the building has sort of build this really cool restaurant complex around it. Very well done. I should have taken some pictures – looked like old converted warehouse space.
re: wall street journal link
Is everything either behind a paywall, or require you to disable ad blockers now?
Is everything either behind a paywall, or require you to disable ad blockers now?
Pretty much. I’m waiting for Wormpuss to go to a paywall.
LOL The Purple Onion. Man, those were the days.
OK, who predicted Greta as Time’s Person of the Year? It happened.
Rug Rat of the Year.
Heh, ace really opening up on the never trumpers in the sidebar.
I’ve been going to Drudge Report several times daily for years. I’ve noticed in the past couple of years that the stories keep getting more and more left leaning. I keep a Drudge tab open in my browser which I suppose I will shut down. I’ll check out Bongino’s page.
MJ is using Tinder now
LOL
Greta is an abused, tool, teenager; Dressed to look like a 10-year-old.
Her parents are effing nuts and the kid is very likely ruined for life because of her dipshit parents.
If you think this mouthy actress has wisdom for the ages you’re dumb.
HA! I love how lots of black twitter is pissed that Rapenou won the Sports Illustrated Award (WTF cares?).
Firstly, she stole her schtick from Kapernick (Mr, I’m half black and date a black mouthy political bitch so now I have a “black accent”) and secondly, there is a black, female gymnast who kicked ass at the Olympics and is currently kicking ass all over the world in competitions.
Lastly, Sports Illustrated can kiss my ass.
What Don Jr. said 100%:
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js
That puts her right up there with Bruce Jenner.
Who even reads Time anymore? Even people stuck in a Dentist’s office just chimp on their phones.
Wait, Jenner was ESPN.
Time, ESPN, SI … all variations of the same crap as far as “Person Of The Year” designations. It’s all a bunch of lefty journalists squealing with delight at the reaction they elicit from half the country.
I used to scan Drudge daily but fell out of the habit. Last time I clicked it was 30 percent Orange Man Bad and I haven’t been back. Instapundit, Powerline, Ace, and y’alls links are pretty much all the news I get on purpose, watching football I get the headlines by accident if I’m slow with the mute button.
I haven’t gone to drudge in years. I may go once in a blue moon to find a link to a big story, but I haven’t had him in my rotation for a very long time now.
You know where I haven’t been in years? Is This Blog On.
Neither have I.
I miss it.
Remember when Little Green Footballs used to be a thing? That was before MJ was all grown up.
No one wants to hear me rant about shit Hotspur.
I was at LGF before Ace. Talk about epic meltdowns, and complete turnarounds.
I try to imagine how these ‘people of the year’ get selected.
My guess is that there’s either a process or a room full of people that basically ensures the lefty women’s pick wins.
If it’s an open discussion in a room, the lefty corporate chick will always win. The men won’t want to ruffle any feathers by contradicting anyone.
If there’s some sort of process, my guess is that its designed to get Greta or Megan or whoever the woke celebrity of the moment is chosen.
Select One:
1) Megan the soccer chick
2) Tom Brady (you will be fired if you choose this even though we’ve told you it’s anonymous)
3) Have you considered Megan the soccer chick?
4) Choose 1
Second dude up yonder 10/10 would smash.
I’d like to apologize for yesterday’s online freakout.
Imma ’bout ready to do same. Sold soft sculpture for 2x what I paid. Went to dig out the original outfit it came in and the fabric/design was so shoddy to begin with, it’s falling apart. Gotta try to fix it best I can and then let the buyer know. FUUU!!
*shakes fist at Mare*
And then my livingroom looks like it exploded with all the stuff I’m digging through, I lost the ribbons/shoes that goes with above.
*checks head for glasses*
I think I’m in for the Ragnar. The road one. I really want to do something like this and I think it would be fun to do with my good buddy Car in.
Also weird:
This is from an album called Mare by Christian Loffler that I came across a few weeks ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Asbe9kGOG4E&list=RDAsbe9kGOG4E&start_radio=1&t=26
She told you we chase with a car, right? Gotta keep up.
I probably give Drudge 5 or more clicks per day.
It will be 1 or less once I get used to bongino.
YEA!!! you want to do an ultra or the regular? Ultra is about 29-33 miles, and you might cry. BUT, as i’ve told many many people – I think just about anyone can be on the regular team. And if you’re going to train and travel, you want it to be epic, am I right? My runs for the road (they vary) were 6, 3.5. 3.3, 7.5, 6.5, and 7 (last three mostly uphill). Best horrible thing I’ve ever done.
I think I can do the ultra. It sounds really awful and I won’t be running for time or anything. Just to get through it and live.
Yup. That’s pretty much what we did. lol. Survival.
For the months leading up, I’d play this game with myself when I’d wake up at 2 or something … and say “do you really think you could run 6 miles right now?” That honestly had me worried. But when the time came it was different.
My crossfit buds are the best too. It’s a great time.
Probably in January I’ll start setting up the deadlines for the $$. We save a bit if we sign up before … I think April? i’ve already registered a team for the trail ragnar, but one team member still owes me $$, and that always makes me worry a bit. I really just need to know if she’s gonna do it. Filling the spot won’t be hard. For the one is September, we ended up using TWO of our backups. One chick got pregnant, and a dude’s girlfriend got pregnant and she wouldn’t let him go anymore. @@@@@
WOOHOOOOO. it’s gonna be fun. I mean, it’s going to be horrible. But in a wonderful way.
My friend sam (who is a complete badass) said she did cry during a run at one point. (I’m actually laughing as I type this). I don’t know why it’s funny, but it is.
Probably the sadist in me.
I somehow convinced my non-running friend Dana do do one – she’s not doing the ultra version. Will she curse my name the whole time? Maybe. She did do a half marathon with me in October, and in the end enjoyed it.
You guys should start planning MJs going away party now.
Good riddance.
Hotspur should volunteer to drive one of the chase cars.
Scott,
Try ‘Whatfinger’ and Citizen Free Press’, too…
I aspire to someday be as chill as a capybara.
I need a team of monkey to attend to my grooming.
Shit, it probably looks like that’s my current practice.
Thanks Chris. Those are now in the rotation.
I only read here, Ace, and Insty. Errything else is yooboob.
You can’t kill MJ until Buttplug is eliminated, I won’t stand for it.
Secret Santa gift mailed
omment by Car in on December 11, 2019 11:32 am
No one wants to hear me rant about shit Hotspur.
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Is there a different kind?
Comment by beasn on December 11, 2019 11:40 am
Second dude up yonder 10/10 would smash.
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With all the Christmas avatars throwing me off I had to double check that wasn’t MJ
Every politician pushing the impeachment farce is an insane, dummy.
These are POS attention whores who we are paying a shit ton to do nothing and they call themselves “public servants.” Do it for free and no kickbacks and then we’ll talk, assholes.
Oh, and eff the media.
*might be a good idea for me to stay off the news for a bit
Another great line from Sanford and Son:
“Ya big dummy”
I ran into the mall for a quick perusal. You know one of the reasons people hate malls and they are now ghost towns? Those weird, foreign dudes who want to give you face cream samples then when you say “NO” they say, “Can I ask you a question?” NO.
Our outdoor mall in Texas was lovely. The standard, old, mall here is gross. Lots of empty stores and weirdos.
How long does cooked ham last in the fridge? I have a cast-iron stomach but I may be pushing the envelope.
Well hell, if I get sick I’ll call it a “cleanse” and enjoy the weight loss.
I think it’s time for candles, Christmas piano music and pictures of kittens.
The only people who go to malls are fucking losers.
When we were in New Orleans I was blown away by the fat people. I mean really gross fat ugly people who don’t even try to look nice. Women so fat you have to walk into the street to go around them. Men so fat you could us their belts to tow a car out of a fucking ditch.
This thing just won Time Entertainer of the Year.
Another title that only interests the weak-minded.
https://www.tmz.com/2019/12/09/lizzo-twerks-laker-girls-thong-juice/
Jesus, Mare. Way to make my point.
I get nervous after 5 or 6 days Mare. 7+ days? Rowan gets a small piece as I’m tossing it.
I once ate some pizza that had been in the refrigerator for two weeks. It was fine.
I just had 4 day old shrimp.
I don’t get the “Marshmello” deal and I don’t go for “bad boys” I just thought this was a country song and I liked it. I had no idea the guy looked so douchy but he has a cowboy voice. Someone in the comments section said this: “My neighbors like this song, whether they want to or not.” and I laughed out loud.
https://tinyurl.com/v8lcmpv
Lizzo’s horrible song – while it may be some sort of “you go girl” athem – isn’t really good. Yet it’s up for all sorts of awards.
This is ham from Thanksgiving but I like this “living on the edge” that people talk about.
I like country music and I don’t care if Hotspur strokes out and calls me a dumbass.
I feel that eating that ham and “running the Ragnar race” is comparable.
Eating this Thanksgiving ham has given me a new lease on life. It’s like when people say, “you don’t really feel alive until you risk it all!”
4 days of gumbo.
This ham is like going parachuting or bungy jumping. It’s all about the thrill baby, all about the thrill.
I never thought I was a rebel but, evidently, I’m a rebel badass.
I understand Jimbro being a Doctor can’t live life to the fullest like I am. He has to live with established norms but I, badass/rebel eater can throw caution to the wind and live like a grown-up, free ass, woman. I DO WHAT I WANT!! I’m sad for Jimbro but understand his life choices.
Huh, there are a number of Kane Brown songs I love.
Heaven
What Ifs
Good As You
I’d like to say we’ll miss your musings Mare but I’m certain you’ll be able to comment on your phone while your feet slowly go numb on the toilet.
YOLO!
I watched the NBC interview of Barr and he gave a really good layout of how the FBI and the FISA court really pushed the limit of credulity to spy on a campaign. A great 29 min that almost no one will see.
And I also saw Trump distilled it down to less than 3 seconds.
Those scum at the FBI spied on me.
I sorta love how he cuts through the nuance and gets right to the heart of the matter.
Sorry I missed the earlier comments. Car in was texting me salacious pictures all morning.
Okay, I’ll be back in a bit. I have to go out and buy a YOLO t-shirt.
HA! I didn’t see Jimbro’s comment. Simpatico!
Lizzo’s horrible song – while it may be some sort of “you go girl” athem – isn’t really good. Yet it’s up for all sorts of awards.
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GND made me watch the NPR tiny desk concert with Lizzo and I was totally turned off by it…until this 300 pound black woman broke out a flute…a fucking flute…and jammed out for like 5 mins with her band.
Total respect for Lizzo. FLUTE SOLO for the win.
I watched the NBC interview of Barr and he gave a really good layout of how the FBI and the FISA court really pushed the limit of credulity to spy on a campaign. A great 29 min that almost no one will see.
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I’ve got the tab up and it’s on my “Watch later” list
GND made me watch the NPR tiny desk concert with Lizzo and I was totally turned off by it…until this 300 pound black woman broke out a flute…a fucking flute…and jammed out for like 5 mins with her band.
Total respect for Lizzo. FLUTE SOLO for the win.
A flute solo? Watch him beat Metallica for the Grammy for “Best Metal Album.”
Ham sits in a smoker for a month to cure. I don’t think a couple of days is gonna hurt it.
FLUTE SOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We should mare continue to eat the Ham over the next few weeks and keep notes. We’ll discover exactly WHEN it’s too old to eat.
Mare, the country thanks you for your service.
Damn. I meant to embed at 13.44. That’s where the insane flute bust out starts.
Also, I love the band and the all white 20 year old audience.
the flute playing is interesting, I still don’t want to listen to it.
Yea, you KNOW I found where to fast foward that shit. I listened to a minute, and then said “oh HELLS NO” in my best Hillary Clinton’s “I’m black” accent and skipped ahead.
Too much Lizzo, not enough skin flute
Lizzogna.
Hey Mare, do you know the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $1.35 a pound, and deer nuts are just under a buck.
Hungry Hungry Lizzo
Lotzo
Her voice sucks.
It’s basically a church band with a sassy young black lady.
So naturally rich white kids love it.
What a weird world.
The gross fattie wore a thong with a hole cut out of the back of her dress. She needs help.
Ew.
1/10 would smash for the novelty of it all
Dafuq.
This, this shit is why I tuned out of popular culture almost completely.
More stupidity
https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/word-of-the-year/they
All this end of the year crap is just lefties poking the Normals
You know who else plays a mean flute solo? Her name starts with M and ends with e.
I didn’t know you identified as female, Hotspur…
time to go zap Elliot!
I’m watching Man On Fire and all I can think about is Oso!
I see Hotspur is nibbling on his bag of dicks this evening.
They’re probably leftover Thanksgiving bag of dicks too
More on the fall of Drudge:
https://westernfreepress.com/dumping-drudge-top-10-conservative-news-aggregators-reviewed/
Hahahhhaaaa, Jimbro!!
There’s a name for a woman who does something like this
https://nypost.com/2019/12/10/sportsperson-of-the-year-megan-rapinoe-slams-sports-illustrated/
Courageous!
Upstart!
NeverTrumper!
Triumphant!
Ace’s rant regarding Twitter is funny.
OT…🤣🤣🤣 Eye pressure decreasing, off the Glaucoma watch list. Spot near my left eye Macula has stopped growing. Retinal camera shows that both eyes are not affected by my diabetes. Reason why OTC Readers don’t work for me…Right eye is a 3. Left eye is a 4.
How many fingers am I holding up?
The ‘O Tannenpalm’ Corona commercial is almost 30 years old. Just saw it broadcast again tonight. We love it. We don’t think there are any commercials this old still being broadcast, are there?
Maybe the “I’d like to buy the world a Coke,” commercial but is that ever broadcast in its entirety these days?
https://tinyurl.com/yx82n6pl
https://tinyurl.com/qkulh6u
Pupster, 1 🖕🏻
Anyone tried their hand at cheesemaking? I’m thinking about taking up a new hobby to keep me busy on the weekends.
Osita, that is good news about the glaucoma, and I am glad to hear it. My dad has glaucoma and macular degeneration, and it’s awful.
Disingenuously, Evan recounted pleasantries.
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