Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Well, I don’t know if some kind person fixed the editor or if clearing the cache did the trick, but I’m happy to report that editing is not a PITA this week. The buttons are there, so let’s push ’em.
First, the song of the day.
Then the hunks.
Relaxing by the pool.
Fake redhead for Carin.
Kinda dour-looking, but I like the ripped jeans.
Artsy.
Last, but not least.
Thank you for your attention, thanks to Pirate’s Cove for the links every week, and y’all have a good day.
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yo mom is a p**sya$s ho…
https://www.today.com/money/these-are-20-best-us-cities-live-t151754
racism, science, and your mom:
http://tinyurl.com/yyj39j6o
That San Fran is on that list, let alone at 7, discredits the entire enterprise. Leftard metro propaganda BS.
Wakey wakey
I’m really good at giving advice to other peoples kids. My kids are a hot mess.
Heh.
Beasn – the lady who does the adds is probably busy. She travels or something. People get their panties in a bunch when she doesn’t respond thinking she’s ignoring them. But she’s not.
Yeah, I shouldn’t be giving advice myself. Doesn’t seem to stop me, but FWIW.
SF, Portland, and Seattle were all on there. All three face severe housing problems, swarming homeless, drugs, filth, and corruption. The list is worthless.
Sometimes outside eyes are good for advice.
Sarasota? Grand Rapids? Washington DC?
eh.
Live where you want.
I see conspiracies anyway with people creating those lists.
It actually makes me sick to my stomach when I hear people who have studied the numbers discuss how Californians are moving to Texas and northeasterners are moving to Florida. It’s already ruining the politics of both of those states.
You cannot move to San Francisco without being a millionaire if you want to live a middle-class lifestyle.
That list is garbage.
Washington DC will be a blasted wasteland within my lifetime.
Portland already is.
But where I live is absolutely awful. No one should move here ever.
Stay out.
I didn’t know the drug reps went away with Obamacare. That explains one of the psycho moms from school. She was a drug rep and constantly bragged about how many hours she worked each week. Then she suddenly retired.
You don’t need drug reps when Uncle Sam tells you what drugs you can use.
You all are just pissed because Des Moines is on the list.
We’re pissed because we’re included with all those other cities.
Why isn’t Lapeer on the list? It has an Arby’s, with the old style sign!
The best part of mayor Buttplug running for preezy is hearing how much of a shithole South Bend has turned into in the last 40 years.
It’s pure coincidence that it’s been run exclusively by democrats all that time.
So we have a douchebag who has been mayor of a fairly insignificant town in a fairly insignificant state, and that town is basically a shithole that nobody goes to, and nobody wants to go to, and the town got shittier while he was mayor, but he’s a queer, and because of that he thinks voters will overlook all of the other shit and vote for him because he likes to suck cock and take it in the pooper.
Sounds like a good successor to Obama.
If Notre Dame weren’t there, South Bend would just be another rust belt city with fading memories of being an important river trade post.
College money ruins a place like that.
Why isn’t Lapeer on the list? It has an Arby’s, with the old style sign!
It’s kick ass, right? I love that sign, even though i never, ever eat Arby’s.
Just keep talking. https://www.dailywire.com/news/45788/ilhan-omar-trivializes-911-terrorist-attacks-some-ryan-saavedra?%3Futm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=mattwalsh
Anyone know about how to get into technical writing? I’m looking at modifying my career aims to something a little closer to what aptitudes I have now (as opposed to what I may have had 30 years ago).
I know there is a need for it, Bro Cav. I also know I hate it, but I have to do it all the time in the course of IT development.
Read a shitload of old Penthouse Forum articles and then try to imitate that basic format.
Dear TechToday, I never thought it could happen to me…
Portland used to be nice, if a little quirky. Now, it’s aggressively weird.
Columbus is like Portland used to be, just a little more insecure about how hard it has to try to be cool. I give it ten years and it will be a shithole as well.
Either that list is a POS, or we were in the wrong part of Colorado Springs. Aggressive panhandlers and security guards walking the aisles of the grocery store. No, thank you.
Now, Loveland…Loveland is a quality place to live. OMG, so nice.
And choosing Austin out of all the other areas of TX….hello, San Antonio?? Ridiculous. They pick the one lib enclave. This is a bullshit list for people who don’t actually spend any time in neighborhoods. Rich people who think they ‘live there’ but really don’t.
They’re ALL lib enclaves. The title should be “The 20 best US cities to live in if you’re a flaming leftard and just HAVE to live in the US, which is SO humiliating I can’t even…”
The list is written to appeal to the egos of rich liberals and urban millennials. Tech and legal types who paid big money to Hillary!’s campaign as well as the soy boy beta males who think that puking homeless, drug-addicts, and trash everywhere make a city “authentic” because they all fucking fantasize about moving to Brooklyn and starting a jug band.
^^^What Coalex just said. And Bro C
Like I believe this iridescent clown nose is a black hole … yeah, right
https://nypost.com/2019/04/10/scientists-reveal-first-true-image-of-black-hole/
Next you’ll be telling me we actually landed on the moon!
twitter.com/bigfatsurprise/status/1115975297130795008
Also, it’s still an “image”. Not what you’d see with the naked eye.
Dark matter is a scam.
Well, I’d have to believe in Space to believe that crap.
Dark matter is a scam.
Remember, those anti-science bigots in the Church used to believe that the universe was filled with luminiferous aether, an exotic form of matter whose properties were unlike the rest of the observable universe, and which affected the orbits of the heavens.
Completely unlike the hyperrational atheist scientists and their latest theory of dark matter, an exotic form of matter whose properties were unlike the rest of the observable universe, and which affects the orbits stars and galaxies.
heh, I miss the Cuffys
I do too. My stomach hurt after St L laughing at mrs Cuffy for hours on end.
They kind of disappeared after that. Maybe I came off too pushy? lol.
She is literally the funniest person I’ve ever met.
That’s not a black hole, though. That’s the eye of Sauron. We’re in trouble.
Carin, I was super busy at work yesterday but read all about your kids driving you bonkers. My NP and a PA student I have with me were reading over my shoulder when they heard me laughing. NP has kids heading to the teen years and PA is young and single, closer to being a teenager herself. Your comments had them talking about kids, real ones and potential future ones, for a while.
scott taunting laura’s new trees
Now Car in is influencing hospital staff? I don’t see this ending well.
My own days of dealing with a pain in the ass adultolescent are coming to a close. May 1st is move in day for the oldest kid who has been living here since graduation. A couple of weekends ago I got up to take a whiz in the middle of the night and the whole upstairs smelled like I was in a pot farm. Paula got up soon after and read the Riot Act. A few days later my razor was used by him for shaving some body part. I’m normally a calm person (many would argue that point though) but I lost my shit at that point and was saying stuff through gritted teeth like “Pack his fucking bags right fucking now” and similar epithets. Apartments were searched and last night he and a neighbor kid in a similar trajectory committed to one in Brewer, across the river from Bangor. Both mothers were there too and the lady renting it knows she’s getting her rent money and the leash will be short on them. This morning we found out Paula’s brother lives 2 streets over. He was a wild child and runs a tattoo shop. He’s a man of contrasts: he’s found Jesus but rocks out with his metal band Earthwyrm.
Well, I had a long talk with Ethan yesterday and I think it went well. I told him that he needs to learn to set LIMITS. That I was worried that he didn’t know how to do that, so me being heavy handed would be the result. But that I was trying to HELP me.
He wanted to see his girlfriend yesterday, so I told him he had to be home by a certain hour, and he was in the door 10 min early. Told him that I wanted him to give soccer another season – and that he fricken NEEDED to work out somehow because honestly most of this bs has happened since he stopped playing. He’s going to practice tomorrow (travel team). He’s still freaked about his knee, but I have told him again and again that he needs to STRENGTHEN it. It’s not just going to magically be back w/o some work. I also spoke to him about things he KNEW – that w/o exercise, LOTS of people get depressed and he’s exhibiting this.
We closed the night with a discussion of summer gardening – he’s been wanting a plot of his own.
Pay mentioned how different he seemed last night. As in better. Kid needs attention. You think they don’t need it since they push you away so much. It’s just like some fucked up test.
There’s the attention they “want” and the attention they need. They’ll never tell you what that second one is, because most of the time they don’t realize it themselves, often until decades later.
My parents were pretty hands off unless we were heading in the wrong direction and then the hammer came down. We were all reasonably well behaved kids with our share of colossal fuck ups but everyone made it through adolescence and to an independent adulthood okay.
Carin?
http://tinyurl.com/y643wzg2
My mom worked a lot during the fall and winter, so I was pretty much on my own by junior year. I survived, although my grades could have been better, because I’m a pretty mellow guy. My sister, however, did not fare well and ended up running with bad influences. My junior year there was a huge blow up and dad flew out the next day and took her back to Oregon. She needed more discipline than mom could give.
Sorry I sprayed that WD40 in your mouth
I did fine (although like others if I’d been watched a bit more in high school I would have gotten better grades). But my sister was a disaster. Not every kid is going to crash and burn w/o parental support. But some will.
Ugh, the Moms Demand Action folks are on our floor today (the Ohio reps have their offices in our building). Some of those women look like they haven’t had any action in years. No wonder they’re demanding it. They’d be a lot less shrill if they got it.
Also, if it doesn’t already exist there needs to be groups like “Moms Demand Single Action/Moms Demand Double Action”
So we have a douchebag who has been mayor of a fairly insignificant town in a fairly insignificant state, and that town is basically a shithole that nobody goes to, and nobody wants to go to, and the town got shittier while he was mayor, but he’s a queer, and because of that he thinks voters will overlook all of the other shit and vote for him because he likes to suck cock and take it in the pooper.
Sounds like a good successor to Obama.
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Mare loves Hotspur.
Here’s what I would offer young people: I’ll make you a deal: you pay no taxes until you turn 28 in exchange for – you can’t vote until then.
Wake me when you find the Moms Demand Doggy Style group.
What are they demanding action on?
beasn, The Eagle has Landed
What are they demanding action on?
#BlackHolesMatter.
#BlackHolesMatter
Are you referring to Maxine Waters, Kamala Harris, Michelle and Barack Obama?
I’m going to do an experiment and put some of my extra tom seedlings into the greenhouse in the next week. Compare their progress to the ones sitting under lights in the cellar. If temps get down to freezing I can always run out there and rescue them.
Wish I had done this before I culled so many, oh well. I hadn’t thought of it yet.
Do you have little tomato blankets made?
Ha ha ha! I actually have a layer of AG-19 fleece in there. It has made a great difference in the overnight temps, by reducing radiative cooling. I will in fact put an extra layer of it over the toms.
I think Car in is on to something, with the black hole
That’s what I’m talking about J’ames. It was the first thing I saw when the image appeared on my ‘puter this morning.
Dammit CBC, it’s not a photograph!
Canadian smuggery is entirely unjustified in light of this. Well, this and the entire historical record of their worthless hat-country.
Prospective buyer coming out to see the land on Saturday.
Please please please let this be the end of it.
Hotspur needs a motorcycle
The republicans need more marketing like this.
I ain’t buying no Organ Donor vehicle. Never owned one, never will.
But it’s Bad ASS!
My next “fun” vehicle will be a tractor.
Or a Honey Wagon
My next fun vehicle will be your mom.
If the land does sell, it might finally be time to trade in the F one fiddy.
That will be fun.
They mentioned that stupid list of cities on the local radio this morning. My thoughts are Ankh-Morpork would fit right in on that list.
Honestly, I’d rather live in Ankh-Morpork than any of those cities.
The Patrician would never allow the streets to get that bad.
Woohoo! My parking ticket appeal was approved!
Most 28 year olds don’t pay taxes anyway, dipshit.
Little MJ better watch his smart mouth. He’s getting kind of sassy for his britches.
Sorry. I feel terrible about that, dipshit.
Car in’s redhead looks like he is nekkid.
Saw a campaign sign for the upcoming FW Mayoral race the other day. Had a picture of a nice-looking black woman on it.
Her campaign slogan?
“It’s Time”
Yeah….. no.
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js
dipshit.
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WHORE!!
Dipwhore!
Are those like dipping dots?
laura and car in?
Just saved $57.89 at the grocery store by switching to the self-checkout.
1.5 hours to vacation!
Do you just take you cart, scan the milk, then leave, Jay?
Her campaign slogan?
“It’s Time”
Is she trying to get pregnant?
I hear some people say they won’t do self checkout cause they ain’t gonna do no work at a place that don’t pay em. I use it if I have a small number of items just so I can avoid interacting with the assholes who DO work there. Does that make me sound all 1%er and shit? No offense, OSO.
http://tinyurl.com/y6q77rau
Houseguest’s vacation ends in an hour and a half.
I love self-checkout. I’m faster than they are.
WHORESHIT!!!
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hahahahah…sounds like horse shit
Comment by scott on April 10, 2019 4:24 pm
Houseguest’s vacation ends in an hour and a half.
Time to put on pants.
Most 28 year olds don’t pay taxes anyway, dipshit.
Did somebody just fart?
Holy crap, Meghan McCain is getting so fat she looks like she’s about to explode. Apologies if she is pregnant.
My mom’s surgery went extremely well. I’m probably not the best person to attend a pre-op briefing. When the surgical team was running through all of the options, I wanted to say “We’re in the end game now”. Then, the anesthesiologist brought up “Post-operative Memory Disorder” and explained it may take a few days for my mom to be “Normal”. My uncle and I immediately made a Young Frankenstein moment.
*high fives Oso*
*high fives Mare*
We were so happy that the surgery exceeded the best case scenario, none of us thought to ask “How much did it weigh?”. First thing my mom asks “ How much did it weigh?”. It was a cancerous ovarian cyst. Surgeon said it was “The best kind of cancer to have.”
A big wooden dock washed up on the shore of my property last fall after a big storm. A couple of boats were checking it out earlier today. I’m hoping they salvage it. Every couple of years a guy comes by with a rowboat and harvests logs off the riverbank for firewood. There’s a few big trees down there now.
Best kind of cancer to have.
None.
Jimbro THAT’S WHAT I SAID!!!!
I was still a little freaked out that the nurse that was going to keep us updated for a 4-5 hour surgery turned out to be the Lead Surgeon. I refused to sit down. Prepped for the worst. Surgery was under 2 hours.
My mom called the Illegal musical director at her parish to arrange her funeral music. I don’t Hablo. My Nina, is the Queen of De Nile. My mom had her call Juan to tell him he wasn’t getting paid anytime soon. Good thing I was with my Nina. My mom has a serious network of illegals in her “Sanctuary Circle”. No hablo
They routinely mess up my estimated times. It’s supposedly based on similar cases you’ve done in the past but they’re almost always wrong. The best and brightest are not hired for booking procedures. 2 hours for a trigger thumb … case takes 8-10 minutes from skin incision to suture. Tourniquet time is less than 15 minutes. If there’s cases to follow you have to call the next patient in “early”. And, amazingly, they manage to burn through the extra time like people being paid by the hour.
Jimbro, in Vegas, they blocked her for the whole day. UNMH is a teaching hospital. My Uncle insisted that his GI guy be present. Her surgical team was huge. All of the “Possibles”. In N Out in under 2 hours. All of the scenarios except 2 were ICU.
Found out today that the two times my mom coded in 2009 weren’t heart attacks. Her heart just stopped. DNRs don’t apply in surgery. My Nina had Holy Water. Her Chimayo dirt was at home. Haitian guy that transferred her from regular floor to surgical floor was the only person that asked for God’s Blessings and evoked Prayer. Everyone else was “Good Luck”. Did I mention that her team was “Yuge”?
http://tinyurl.com/y3g6a4oz
How is NC treating Nessie?
She must be shedding like crazy.
We’ve got dogs on all sides of us, but there has not been fenceline hostilities. She likes the bigger house, but the yard is smaller. Dog hair everywhere, I use a lint brush after I get to work.
Dayum,
http://tinyurl.com/yxjyujko
Holy crap, oso! Ovarian’s what took my mom, but it had started spreading–sounds like they got your mom squared away before that could happen! God truly smiled on her!
BC, My cousin, Ana, first saw the cyst 8 years ago. BC, we truly had a miracle today.
My mom had already contracted the Messican she wanted to provide the music for her funeral. I don’t Hablo. If you guys only knew my Nina, today would be extremely funny to you guys, too.
Great news for your mom, oso. My question is, htf did they miss an extremely large cancerous ovarian cyst?
“beasn, The Eagle has Landed”
YAASS!
I know, thank you, Jay! I follow raptorresource on facechimp. They have cameras in both nests…they are following Decorah ( at the fishery) and one in Decorah North (more rural and I think the male up there has found a new mate, too). Eagles make wonderful parents.
Fat Tits McCain is so fat, her head is beginning to disappear into her chest.
Pupster, I saw that episode of Jackass and those gorillas. The females were lounging in the field with their babies and those dopes derp through in their banana suits. The gorillas were like WTF?, picked up their babies and hightailed it out of there with weird looks on their faces.
Pepe, where the heck do you find these dreadful kinds of gifs? Do you know the backstory to that one? Geez.
Beasn…my mom demanded her medical records from the VA 8 + years ago. My cousin, Ana, saw the cyst/tumor at that time. Referred to my mom’s primary. I don’t usually have anything nice to say about UNMH. Today, I am grateful to the non English speaking migrants that populate the American Medical System.
And your mom’s primary did what when it was referred?
Beasn, they did nothing. I fully expect a WND or a USA Today story about this. 15 Years + of Infertility treatment and NOW my 70 yr old mother factors in.
Her primary was the VA. Nada
Tricare is a jokester
Delicious eclairs! Recipe, please?
Every…single…man in this post is teh ghey
PJ?