BBF

Hello busy bees and day laborers, welcome to Big Baculus Friday.

 

baculus: a staff regarded as symbolic of authority (such as the pastoral staff of a bishop)

 

 

Your model for today is a headstrong young vastaya of the seas, she uses her mystical Tidecaller staff to reshape the tides and defend her fellow Marai from danger. Please sing that lady and the tramp song to Nami!

 

 

 

 

138 Comments

  1. The Hostages: Putting The Hentai In Your Anime Since 2009

  2. Bonus white power okay sign!

  3. Audio books I’d listen to: Greg Gutfeld has a new book out and I enjoy his monologues on The Five. If he narrated it I might click the buy button.

  4. Really cute soul stealer.
    I’ve never understood the adult fascination with anime, though.

  5. heh –
    Will bait

  6. seriously, a stabbing at a day care, including infants?

  7. Oh, Jeez. Tell me you’re not serious, Jay…

  8. wakey wakey

  9. I can’t do audio books. Either my attention wanders and I miss stuff, or I fall asleep.

  10. I’ve never understood the adult fascination with anime, though.

    There are shows with good stories and visuals, so you can appreciate it as an art form. A lot of it is simply that you have geeks who don’t fit well with other humans and so obsess over it because cartoons make more sense to them then reality.

  11. These boobs seem more fake than usual.

  12. Audio books for car rides. And a good reader can hold your attention.

  13. I listen to a lot of books. More than music. Except for this morning, it was Alan Parsons and Pink Floyd day.

  14. Ok, time to figure out what I’m going to do today. I have the Spartan race tomorrow, so it’s sort of a “rest” day. I got plenty of sleep last night – thanks to all those carbs.

    Heysus was LITERALLY here for 5 hours yesterday. On a school night. Why? I don’t know. (shut it Coalex and the rest of you clowns).

    Hey look. $20

  15. Dr. Ruth has an audiobook, if you are looking to answers to your question above, Car in.

  16. /stares blankly

    Man, either this place is going downhill, or I gotta get my meds adjusted…

  17. When Laura does horoscopes

    https://tinyurl.com/y8sxhjs7

  18. I believe you were included in the “rest of you clowns” comment.

  19. Apparently he asked her to homecoming “officially” yesterday. I guess that also mean, dinner out, and snuggling watching tvs afterwards.

    /boring commentary follows

    When she dated NB last year – or should I said “didn’t” date NB last year, he was such a … jerk. It made her kind of cynical about relationships. I think it was probably just a coping thing/compensation. She didn’t WANT that kind of sappy stuff, because, of course, her (not)boyfriend was a dick.

    Heysus is a pretty good boyfriend. He wants her to come to things with him (family stuff, or his tennis matches). When he got her a “one month” anniversary thing, she had a hard time keeping a straight face – but it was because she wasn’t used to being treated ACTUALLY well. Not just in a “kissing your ass” way. He’s just a nice, funny, thoughtful guy. And, for better or worse, they’ve both kind of gotten to the point that they’d rather spend time together than apart/with their friends. NB used to stop by for a few hours and then go out with his friends.

    And MOST IMPORTANTLY – he keeps away all her crazy guy friends. PRAISE THE LORD.

  20. Heysus was LITERALLY here for 5 hours yesterday. On a school night. Why? I don’t know. (shut it Coalex and the rest of you clowns).

    What’s there to do at your place for four hours and fifty-seven minutes?

  21. You know, maybe Erin was helping him with homework?

  22. Of course. She was tutoring him in math.

  23. Man, either this place is going downhill, or I gotta get my meds adjusted…

    Embrace the liberating power of “and”.

  24. This chick has outgrown some of her swimwear.

  25. Oh, no!! That girl’s pants are falling off!

    I bet she’s so embarrassed!

  26. I’m embarrassed for her bare ass.

  27. This works on a couple of levels:

    https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

  28. I did not think it was possible, however, I’m really starting to like Mitch McConnell’s style.

  29. Ford’s lawyer is yucky looking.

  30. I would be remiss in my duties as official Fun Person™ of H2 if I didn’t post this joke.

  31. The girl with her pants falling off: is that a bad angle or is there something stuck in her bum? Asking for a friend.

  32. It’s a wrist accessory that fits the costume.

  33. Whose turn is it to pants Jay at the local women’s march?

  34. Ah, thanks Leon. I don’t do anime at all. Though, strangely, I don’t mind when I see someone dressed as their anime heroes. It makes me feel happy for them….in certain ways.

  35. I would be remiss in my duties as official Fun Person™ of H2 if I didn’t post this joke.

    Saw that a while back on FB. It’s the perfect Osojoke.

  36. Ah, thanks Leon. I don’t do anime at all. Though, strangely, I don’t mind when I see someone dressed as their anime heroes. It makes me feel happy for them….in certain ways.

    *whispers*

    Show him Manfaye, or Sailer Bubba.

  37. No.

  38. No one should see that.

  39. Ever.

  40. I don’t know who those are, but I trust Leon’s advice.

  41. You chose…wisely.

  42. I may be dumb but I’m not Kamala Harris dumb.

  43. No. No you’re not.

  44. HAHAHAHHHHAHAAHA

    https://tinyurl.com/yb2cpamp

  45. That link reminds me of Pupster saying, his life is great and he’s the luckiest man alive…hahahahahahahah

  46. I could watch these all day:
    https://tinyurl.com/y9vqdhet

  47. The music they’ve chosen is priceless.

  48. Here is an interesting idea. The emojis Apple includes in iOS have the OK symbol as one of the hand gestures.

    They changed the gun emoji to a squirt gun, and they’ve made all of the face emojis adjustable for skin color.

    How PC do you think they’ll be with the OK emoji? Will they delete it?

  49. I think 2 people said something on reddit, so now some far left morons are projecting that on millions of others. When in reality it was 2 people.

  50. Yes, I think Apple will delete the OK emoji.

  51. The whole thing is a 4chan hoax, but people are too stupid to question how this symbol that’s been fine forever is suddenly EEEEEEEVIL!

  52. I mean, clearly it’s a hand signal no black man ever used!

    …oops.

  53. Man, Bro, you killed this motherfucker dead.

  54. Kinda like Eddie’s career.

  55. Bushhog guy mowed my fields today. Not bad, $250 for about 7 acres. The toughest part of getting them cut is finding someone who actually shows up. The guy doing it now is a retired state of Maine engineer who calls us and shows up on the day he promises. We’ve had our share of drunks who don’t show up and charge even more to do the job. Or they just don’t show up at all.

  56. Good day in the OR this morning. Took off a thumb duplication and did a congenital trigger thumb after that. I was supposed to be available for a deposition on a court case but they didn’t neeed me. Ya-fucking- hoo! It’s a custody case and I’ve seen the kid 2 or 3 times total with his grandparents (who want custody). I have zero input on this and thankfully someone realized that and got me off the hook. It’s been dragging on for close to a year and I’ve been notified twice before. I’m hoping it’s done and over with.

  57. Bad day here. I had to correct someone’s pronunciation of a technical term because I didn’t know what he was talking about, and he continued to say it wrong, then ignored a direct question sent in email.

    He’s going to be a problem. Tight labor markets in the DC area keep the belligerently ignorant (but cleared) employed at far too high a rate.

  58. As bad as Silicon Valley is, I have no doubt that half my “coworkers” over the last decade would be out on their asses in minutes. Hell, they wouldn’t last a week at Ford.

  59. So, Kavanaugh’s accuser keeps coming up with excuses to avoid testifying. How long ’til she gets to “the dog ate my testimony….”?

  60. Park John Madden’s old ride outside her door. She doesn’t climb in for the trip, she doesn’t get to testify.

  61. had to correct someone’s pronunciation of a technical term because I didn’t know what he was talking about, and he continued to say it wrong, then ignored a direct question sent in email.

    I have a hard time when people ask for the Maui-Maui.

  62. And really … if you can’t pronounced “Gorganzola” correctly, you’re PROBABLY not going to like it.

  63. Dear George Soros:

    I’m willing to incredibly accuse Judge Kavanaugh of sexual molestation for less than you’re paying that Ford biatch. Call me.

  64. He didn’t take the correction. Indeed I’m pretty sure I’m not the first person to tell him he’s saying it wrong. It’s technical communication of a product name. Getting it wrong in casual conversation should embarrass him.

    I hope he quits and then tries to claim he knows about it in an interview. Fucker’ll get laughed out of the room.

  65. I had a salesman try and convince a customer to buy a Boon-Edam turnstile, the second time he said “boonydumb” both the customer and I realized what he was trying to say and laughed at the same time.

    https://www.boonedam.us/

  66. Bad day here. I had to correct someone’s pronunciation of a technical term because I didn’t know what he was talking about, and he continued to say it wrong, then ignored a direct question sent in email.

    He’s going to be a problem. Tight labor markets in the DC area keep the belligerently ignorant (but cleared) employed at far too high a rate.

    And yet, I still couldn’t get a second look for a job. Lovely.

    Meh, Columbus is alright. Between HEMA, tango, and the workshop place which I’m checking out on Tuesday, I should be able to keep up with my hobbies. The only problem is that the money is about $10k less than is idea.

    That, and being a government employee.

  67. https://is.gd/pXSLbP

  68. Alex, if you wanted to work anywhere near Dulles, MaClean, or Fairfax, I could get you an interview, especially if you can run a project and won’t be a pushover when govvies try to bully you.

    The labor market for Java devs down there is so tight that they slotted a C++ guy onto my team and expect him to learn on the job. Mostly because Java devs are more expensive, I suspect.

  69. I should be able to keep up with my hobbies.

    Try some new ones.

    https://is.gd/X9uco0

  70. Leon,

    Nah, I’m fine where I am at the moment. I don’t want to move again so soon, and I want to get through at least a year at the current job. If I can endure it for three or four years, the experience should be enough to set me up for anything else.

  71. Alex being sensible killed it. Back to the nonsense.

    https://is.gd/JnmYEP

  72. ^ turn the sound on

  73. The WordPress app sucks 99 luft krautballoons.

    So does Dr Balsy.

  74. 99 lift kraut balloons

    ———-

    Hhahhhaaaaaahhhhhha

  75. I can almost smack out a tune like that on my own gut.

  76. The funny part of the fake rape story is that the Dems keep putting their eggs in the chick basket.

    Women: we’re not that into you

  77. Wow, Dans put on some weight. No wonder Oso is pissed off.

    https://is.gd/yNv18E

  78. He needs a danzier.

  79. Didn’t take much effort for the bear to break out that window.

  80. RARRRR!!!

    *flexes hunchback, busts out of dollar-store ‘irregular’ car tarp*

    I love doing that. Practicing for Halloween. Toddlers are gonna shit their pants.

  81. I’m wondering what cases are coming up before the Supreme Court this session that will be 4-4 rulings without Kavanaugh. Ones that benefit the Dems by stalling out.

  82. Leon, I got an engineer who keeps saying “Eye-con-ell” instead of Inconel.

  83. Worcester is a town in Mass. None of you will get it right.

    It should be spelled Wuhster.

  84. Woohstah

  85. It’s also a popular ship in World of Warships, and yeah, no one can pronounce it. Though nobody actually spells it it, we just call it Wooster.

  86. AH. Yes. Woostah.

  87. Your mom is headstrong.

  88. Lennay Kekua has definitive proof that Brett Kavanaugh was indeed at the party with Ford.

  89. Where was your mom on that day?

  90. Whatever day that was.

  91. Wherever it was.

  92. https://tinyurl.com/ydefz285

  93. Who is Lennay Kekua?

  94. Lennay Kekua

    You got me. I had to look that up.

  95. Beasn, Notre Dame football player’s fake dead girlfriend

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manti_Te%27o#Girlfriend_hoax

  96. Nevermind.

  97. Comment by Jimbro on September 21, 2018 9:43 pm
    Woohstah

    Seeing that reminded me that as “normal” as Jimbro is to all of us, he is still from Maine and they have funny accents there.

    Not as bad as people from Worcester, but close.

  98. Lennay Kekua has definitive proof that Brett Kavanaugh was indeed at the party with Ford.

    Lucy Ramirez can vouch for her.

  99. Thanks roamy, I did a quick search before I saw your response.

    Damn dead people always support democrat hijinx.

  100. Oh hey, I forgot Trump came to MO today.

    *goes off to watch the speech*

  101. Looks like it was a packed house. Rural MO loves the man. He was here for Hawley.
    I have issues with Hawley but we need to send hillary jr, packing.

  102. Columbus is full of beardo hipsters. I blame Pupster for not warning me.

  103. God bless Chuck Grassley. I am delighted that he called for a vote on Monday and an end to the stalling circus.

  104. Grassley’s letters to Feinstein and the Committee Dems were things of beauty.

  105. AFAIK Grassley still doesn’t have the unredacted letter.

    I think the Dems thought the Republicans would cave and Trump would withdraw Kavanaugh’s nomination. Thank you, Lord. Still praying that nothing else happens, and for Brett’s family.

  106. I always feel bad about being the total fuck up on the Hostages. Brother Cav is starting to impinge on my crazy as Fuck cred. Just saying

  107. “These are very serious allegations!”

    What allegations? No one besides DiFi has seen the unredacted letter.

  108. Osita, you are not a fuck up.

  109. Thank you, Roamy. You have the biggest heart I know.

  110. What roamy said.

  111. The hostages are awesome.

  112. I work really hard at feigning normal. I love you guys

  113. *blush* Love you guys.

    It’s been a crapped out heart this week.

  114. You might feel a little bit of relief were you to realize that there’s no such thing as a “normal” person. Everyone’s broken in their own way.

  115. I think we all feign normal. Well, some people don’t.

    Short-timer co-worker came in today singing “Old Man River”

    You and me, we sweat and strain
    Body all aching and racked with pain
    Tote that barge and lift that bale
    You get a little drunk and you lands in jail

    I gets weary, and sick of trying
    I’m tired of living, but I’m scared of dying
    But ol’ man river, he just keeps rolling along.

    He hit the low notes pretty well. I applauded, everyone else looked at him like he was crazy.

  116. Love it! But it’s kind of a weird song to be singing on a Friday.

  117. He used to sing in the opera, so at least today’s song was in English.

  118. You’ve got an opera singer at work, I’ve got a co-worker who doesn’t listen to music at all.

    See, there is no “normal.”

  119. The thing about being this fucking broken is, like many animals, you hide the pain as best you can. (Why yes, this is probably why suicides take those around them by surprise, why do you ask…) Well, I have a couple of acting classes under my belt. Thus most folks have no fucking clue why I am this way (though to be fair, neither did I until this past April).

  120. The shit of it is, I’ve felt WORSE since the diagnosis, because it’s out in the open for me to see instead of swept under the rug. So it goes.

  121. For BroCav:

  122. Fairy stories in the penny arcade
    You bought my love and I paid
    I’m not trying to make history
    You could have been derp to me

  123. Who’s gonna wake up and wish me good luck on the SPartan race today?

    wakey wakey.

  124. Good luck!

  125. Thank you Chi. I was up waaaay too early (Pay’s alarm went off at 5 and I could fall back asleep). I have to leave a bit after 7. I don’t race until 10:30, but it’s down at the Michigan speedway

  126. Tonight you run in heck.

  127. How long of a race is it? 10k ?

  128. A Spartan runs until he is told to stop running

  129. Around here, Spartans are the football team at our local HBCU.
    They typically only run when there is a cop behind them.

  130. I had never heard that derp song before. Good luck, Carin!

  131. Ben’s birthday is this week, turning 15. A couple of weeks ago I took him to guitar lessons and he and the instructor were talking about his starter amp at home which is pretty basic. Didn’t know it was a set up until I told Paula he needed a new amp and with his birthday approaching it would be “the gift”. She then told me they had been dropping hints for a few weeks before that when she took him. I have no idea what brand or how much it cost (don’t wanna know) but he’s been playing the shit out of his guitar. He’s been playing a lot of Nirvana tunes. Paula asked him to learn Thunderstruck for her. Why am I mentioning this right now? I can hear the dulcet tunes of Rape Me coming from upstairs.

  132. Heh. According to the NY Slimes, Ford had an internship in Hawaii. I knew the flying thing was bullshit.

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