Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. It’s always fun when my image searches lead me right back to H2. Gotta get some new search terms.
Song for the day. (Not doing “Total Eclipse of the Heart”)
Let’s see who’s in the hunky folder.
Looks bewildered.
Might be a repeat. Mare will remember.
New hunk from “Dark Matter”.
Nice.
Last but not least.
Thank you for your attention, thank you to Pirate’s Cove for the linky love, and y’all have a good day.
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I’ve got a few Kentucky Headhunters disks somewhere in my CD archives*
*fancy term for giant stack I keep meaning to trade in for cash or credit at Bullmoose Music
We watched a portion of the SOTU and liked it. When I read your comments this morning I could tell what part of the speech it corresponded to. The funniest one was how we can expect a serious news investigation into who was making noises when he got to the part about ending chain migration.
I wore my MAGA hat and stood up a few times clapping.
It was a great speech, and the Dems looked like asses. I don’ know how anyone can spin that in a positive way, and judging by the silence from the regular sources, they haven’t figured it out just yet.
MJ, call your FIL. See what he says.
wakey wakey
OH, I wanted to back up something Trump said. Pat has been on a particular drug for … 10+ years. We’ve never had drug coverage, and the one we have now doesn’t cover it. The drug started out in the $75 range and crept up. During Obama, it skyrockets – it went all the way up to $275 – that’s a month. And no, his dosage never changed.
Then all of the sudden – it’s under $10. Because a generic was finally approved by the FDA.
Anyone have a clue why the black caucus wore those silly scarfs?
On the way in to work I switched between sports radio and NPR. Have no fear Carin, the loyal opposition and the media (BIRM) have got their stories straight and are working hard to shred the SOTU. A lot of their bitching is about things he DIDN’T talk about.
Imagine if white people wore a special scarf or sash?
It takes a bit to work its way to to they foot soldiers.
Apparently we have to wait until tonight to hear “Aunt Maxie’s” SOTU rebuttle.
Americans are Dreamers TOO bishes!
i lurve Ma Waters…
she makes my heart swell with pride
she’s brilliant
i may actually campaign for her door to door
oi
Apparently I have to go to work with Scott again today. Like a common laborer. This is intolerable.
A lot of their bitching is about things he DIDN’T talk about.
That’s part of my gripe too.
1. He should have mentioned the dreams of the 20 week plus babies being squashed by murderous demcongs.
2. #releasethememo
editorial note: that person playing with zher’s hair is not a dude –
guys don’t do that; it’s unseemly –
i do like a good eclipse tho: roamy you’re the best!
MJ, call your FIL. See what he says.
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I’m sure he’s upset that the bad man said words.
This is the guy that didn’t talk to his daughter for 2 weeks after the election. He actually said, ‘this is not who we are.’
Its so hard to laugh hysterically and roll your eyes at the same time. Try it. I dare you.
Mr. B said his dad was the saddest he’s ever seen him, when he got him settled in his hospital room last night. He had told my MIL that he didn’t think he was going to leave the hospital. He wanted to breathe his last here. That makes him mad, as does the fact he hasn’t pooped in a day or two. Well duh, you haven’t eaten very much the past few days.
“This Is not who we are” has to be one of my favorite lefty tropes. Although I did see a supposed conservative use it recently in I forget what context.
This is the guy that didn’t talk to his daughter for 2 weeks after the election.
*tilts head*
Not seeing a problem.
Sure hope that Kennedy kid doesn’t kill a lady or wear too much lipstick in his big debut.
*watches SOTU response
Well shit.
Not seeing a problem.
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Eh, its terrible to have a father yell at his grown ass daughter about her voting habits and accuse her of all manner of things.
It was more about not apologizing than radio silence, which was pretty awesome.
Beasn 😦
Mj, yea well I have to pretend my mom doesn’t post all sorts of crazy shit on facedouche.
I’m not that great at pretending.
https://is.gd/UM75Wg
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LOL
Sorry Beasn 😦
“This Is not who we are”
It’s true. I’m much worse than Trump.
What, no ginger today? I wonder why…
*slathers Vaseline on face
Guy in the suit is a ginger.
I love early morning “emergencies” at the office. Nothing like lighting your hair on fire to wake you up.
SECOND guy in the suit.
The more I watch Trump come into his own the more Obama fades away.
All of the dumb bullshit and self reverence. The tilted head, the dorm room platitudes. The condescension and moral preening. The preaching. Lord have mercy, the appeals to our better angles that just happened to line up with every lefty trope.
Goodbye Chocojesus!
OUR BETTER ANGLES
<<<<<<>>>>>>>>
Curves >>> angles.
I think republicans should start wearing red, white, & blue scarves. If its good enough for the CBC…..
I give the speech a B+ / A-, loved me some “In God we Trust” & “Americans are Dreamers too”. So OK, the hoi polloi have been addressed, now lets get back to identifying and removing these “deep state” fucks most ricky tick.
Luis Gutierrez wasn’t leaving because of the USA chant, it was to get to his native Univision interview
Eh, its terrible to have a father yell at his grown ass daughter about her voting habits and accuse her of all manner of things.
Been there, done that, wearing the ‘racist’ t-shirt. We don’t speak. I don’t need that crazy in my life.
MJ, call your FIL.
See what he says.Tell him to FOAD.fixt
LOL, the husband had to run up to the hospital. His dad started calling about 7am wondering why noone has been up to see him. He’s an impatient man when he wants to start his day.
When he’s feeling okay, he’s usually mostly ‘there’, in the head. I wonder if his new antibiotic is messing with his brain. We were warned it could cause hallucinations.
The fourth commandment notwithstanding, nowhere does it say you have to honor your inlaws.
Listening to NPR this morning – remember when they always “fact checked” Obama’s SOTUs?
Me neither.
No need, he never said anything factual.
The fourth commandment notwithstanding, nowhere does it say you have to honor your inlaws.
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You could not be more right. Next round of fish sticks are on me.
Mmm, fish sticks. Get the good tartar sauce from Culver’s, too!
I’m presently extremely grateful for my mother-in-law. MJ has given me that as a present whether he meant to or not.
Is your MIL sane, Leon?
Not great with money, but she voted for Trump and we’ve never argued politics once.
My MIL was a Dem, but I could discuss politics with her
Not fish sticks, but I made some incredible fried fish the other day. Pay says he’s ruined for ordering it out.
Everyone in GNDs family voted for Trump except her dad. But he can’t vote anyway so it didn’t really matter.
LOL.
Why can’t he vote? Legally insane?
/wonders how I can get my mom declared similarly
I’m guessing felony conviction.
Fishstick!
It sounds better than bingo!
Is it awful that I looked up the average life expectancy of men who’ve had one heart attack when considering what do to about my real estate situation?
It feels kind of awful.
Oooooo, now we get to guess the crime.
Embezzling? Money laundering?
Think more dumbly.
Possession?
Related, but no.
Oh my, imagine denying an insane person the right to vote. I would not want to be a poll worker (poll, not pole, pervs).
Not a citizen? defected to Canada, and he’s illegal?
Sold prescription pain meds in a bus station?
Exposing himself to a high schooler?
Prostitution?
Attempting to overthrow a small South American country?
Didn’t file his taxes?
Distribution
Voted for McGovern in ’72
Mondale in ’84?
Voted for Mondale in ’84?
DAMMIT!
Intimidating a federal witness. Sold a half kilo to his cousin. Never got connected to it.
He did, however, call the cousin and threaten to kill him. It was all recorded and he pled out for 4 years in Duluth federal prison.
Why, one might characterize such a sequence of events as deplorable.
“We were warned it could cause hallucinations.”
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Sends Beasn pink bunny costume to wear when visiting….
Wow, MJ. Did he ever shank anyone?
Well that figures. All felons are democrats.
Well, that sounds like a great nullifier for an argument.
“Guess I don’t have to cancel out your idiotic vote. NEXT!”
That could be construed as an escalating statement, couldn’t it?
We were warned it could cause hallucinations.
I had to think about that for a second, then it dawned on me that whole families of antibiotics are fungal, so it shouldn’t be a huge surprise that some of them include a hint of psilocybe.
My mom just posted this:
After the loudmouth gibbon is impeached, Bob Mueller should investigate the entire GOP zoo for obstruction of justice.
See? I can use this at her insanity hearing.
When will
Hillary!MeeMaw assume officeYou see lots of OccupyDemocrats posts, don’t you? Those are fun.
He did, however, call the cousin and threaten to kill him. It was all recorded and he pled out for 4 years in Duluth federal prison.
Oh my. I think in the heat of debate, I’d throw out “thank GOD we don’t allow felons to vote …”
Didn’t Trump specifically mention getting convicts who have successfully served their time back on the voting rolls?
See? I can use this at her insanity hearing.
Unhinged. Danger to herself and others. Shouldn’t be unsupervised while in possession of sharp objects.
I see all sorts of shit, J’ames.
The sad thing is that she mostly just shares these idiotic memes and crap from whatever idiots she follows. Shares them as if they are PROFOUND. I get embarrassed for her.
I don’t care if it’s a repeat!
Nevertrumper Ben Shapiro says the speech was great. Any word on Bill Kristol?
Duluth federal prison.
Local boy?
Imagine if white people wore a special scarf or sash?
https://is.gd/X5E3a2
trump should be his hero mj, he’s gonna rehabilitate the ex-cons and let em vote again.
who am i kidding – they’ll vote if they want to anyway
Dems are pathetic turds who have lost all credibility and decorum.
Throwing childish tantrums is their go to for everything.
They are impossible to work with. Impossible.
Pelosi is mentally incompetent.
*refresh*
*sends MJ a copy of “Cool Hand Luke” for family movie night. Will FIL get #triggered?
Imagine if white people wore a special scarf or sash?
We don’t need to. They treat us as if our skin were a nazi uniform anyhow.
That fat, disgusting, jackass, Michael Moore wants to smash white, male privilege…after he smashes a 6 foot hoagie.
So utterly ridiculous.
Trump crushed it last night and the left is crapping their pants.
Not standing for lowest black and Hispanic employment….smart move, lefties!!
You have to admit the Kennedy drooling deal is priceless. The Dems are soooo stupid.
Hey Mare, I’m going to be in St. Pete Beach March 14 to 19.
Another Nancy Pelosi meme
Hey Mare, I’m going to be in Waterloo Iowa on Feb 9.
Did someone say Nancy Pelosi? You people deserve this
Whattya mean, “you people”?
Trey Gowdy is quitting. He wasn’t worth a shit anyway. All talk.
He should steal Beck’s radio slots. At least that would be a use of his talents.
Howdy is like your super cute bartender flirting with you to get a bigger tip. Talks a good game, but at the end of the night, never delivers the goods.
I wonder if he’d do a decent job as an appointed judge?
Heh. That (Howdy) was autocucumber, but it actually works I think.
All hat, no cattle.
Oh my. I think in the heat of debate, I’d throw out “thank GOD we don’t allow felons to vote …”
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I’ve asked why he cares given his situation and he usually launches into a stemwinder on how he’s a tireless advocate for women. Then he usually calls Betsy DeVos a cunt.
In Hawaii, Hotspur.
I would say BOOOOOOOO, but, really…it’s awesome.
If someone has to tell you that they are a tireless advocate for women, they aren’t.
Hey mare, I’m gonna be in Ames, IA in 3 hours.
In Hawaii my ass. You didn’t get permission.
What “better deal” did the Dems put forth in the SOTU response from the drooling Kennedy?
Better deal for immigrants?
I seriously think we can get your mom and my FIL together.
He can’t have sex anymore, though. Not sure if that’s a feature or a bug.
can you imagine what they could/would become if they were together?
I have an exciting announcement for everyone.
H2 Theater last night.
Roamy: Help me straighten up, the phone repairman will be here tomorrow.
Mr. RFH: He’s going to mess with the box outside, he won’t be coming in the house. (remains parked on the couch until bedtime)
The repairman has been in five rooms so far. Fuuuuuuu.
He should have mentioned the dreams of the 20 week plus babies being squashed by murderous demcongs.
Who high-fived each other after the vote. The $$$ from NARAL and Planned Parenthood will keep going to their re-election campaigns. Doug Jones screwed up.
Shoot.
Kennedy was just extremely well hydrated (to the point of drooling). He didn’t want to repeat Jindal’s mistake of reaching for the water bottle during his rebuttal.
Erin’s pregnant?
Rosetta!!!!!
300# deadlift?
Kennedy was just extremely well hydrated
Lube for all the bullshit spewing.
Or bad makeup job to cover up the herpes sores, take your pick.
THE CHRISTMAS SHIT IS DOWN.
Leanne Decker, good call on the eye candy for dudes not named Jewstin, Roamie.
https://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2018/01/31/lol-gif-of-trumps-gesture-to-disgruntled-dems-during-sotu-guaranteed-to-give-schumer-pelosi-nightmares/
I said Raise the Roof last night. Still accurate.
Heh. Heheheh.
Please clap.
Relapse. Spent too much time out in the cold today.
I blame toxic masculinity.
https://is.gd/L24YGa
There’s another possibility, laura. SOTU was last night.
Pish-posh. If anything, that should have blasted the remaining virus from my body. Obviously we need a bigger TV.
FFS the dems/leftists are attacking Officer Holets with coercion to get a baby from a homeless addict.
http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/31/new-porn-laws-will-mean-pornhub-asks-name-address-wnking-begins-7275023/
there’s a survey
Well, since no one cares, I’m going to return to the Christmas avatard.
It’s really gonna suck to put the tree back up. The tree is so try, the branches were breaking off as I pulled the ornaments.
Yea, me!
Posterior Capsulotomy is what the doctor said.
But, he can fix it by burning the membrane from behind the intraocular lens with a LASER in about 15 minutes.
It’s NOT a tumah…
Not a tumah is definitely a good thing
Great news Chrispy!
Yay ChrisP
Great news, ChrisP!
Congrats. Modern medicine is awesome.
Can you get a medical marijuana card?
I don’t believe in lasers.
Lasers are real, Scott. You use them all the time.
I need a medical shroom card.
When do they shoot you in the face with coherent light, Chris?
At first I thought you were talking about your shoulder capsule. Ooooh, fancy laser beam capsule cutting! Should have known right off the bat, they don’t let us use laser beams.
I’m adjusting to the weight of my new tiara. That is all
Beam me up, Scotty.
Good news, ChrisP.
I just look at the sun from time to time.
I just got outsmarted by poop dog. Dog mats can no longer remain inside. Dan caught her before she could do the poop roll. She’s the reason we have no open trash
Lasers are real, Scott. You use them all the time.
That is a filthy lie.
If lasers worked you wouldn’t need a flame thrower.
‘Spur,
Recreational Pot is legal in WA.
I am a pilot, A&P Mechanic, and I own, & carry guns.
Pot kills *ALL* of those things…
You used 4 lasers to write that comment.
And lasers can’t do the same job as the Mostly Peaceful Protest, or I’d have used one.
If lasers didn’t work, it would take a long fuckin’ time to check-out at the grocery store…
How did my last get into the SPAM bucket???
Lasers are a hoax whipped up by Stanley Kubrick and ILM for the government.
Dark Matter and String Theory are fucking hoaxes. Lasers are real.
Bunch of nonsense. Lasers are a hoax initially spread by P.T. Barnum through the carnie underworld, where it eventually jumped to mainstream consciousness without his fingerprints on it, because nobody in polite society wants to admit they talk to carnies.
Nice try, Leon. Stop hanging out with guys who run ferris wheels and shovel elephant shit for a living.
*gently shoves tiny hallucinogenic toad up left nostril*
I’ve got lasers. I’m telling you, they’re a thing.
*smokes more ‘shrooms*
*laughs, accidentally snorts toad up deep into sinus*
OW,,,,,faaaack
Hmm, leon is a carnie.
That explains a lot.
If the Nunes/Gowdy memo comes out at 0700 ET, tomorrow is gonna be a real *shit show* with Gope and Democraps trying to hide the malfeasance and illegalities and constitutional rights violations against American citizens.
On Boy!
This is gonna be great!
/Flounder
I really hope people will pay for the FISA abuse/political spying. I want people in jail, not just fired.
Dark Matter and String Theory are fucking hoaxes.
Ok, I genuinely want to hear this rant.
A former president is involved. I doubt anybody has the balls to follow through.
Ha! Our resident pot head wants to know if you have a prescription for medical marijuana.
I am a dumbass who forgot to call my best friend on her birthday. I don’t think she’d appreciate it at this hour.
Yeah I don’t know why I’m up either.
I’m up because I’m trying to finish something for work. I skipped class to dredge through the Census databases and now I’m working on the writeup.
New Kennedy? No effing, cotton picking (racist), drool enducing, woman drowning, Palm Beach sandwich making way.
Life should be full of strangeness
Like a rich painting
But it gets derp day by day
I’m a potential DJ
A creeping wreck
A mental wretch
Everybody asks me
How I wrote “Elastic Man”