Almost time to Whistle -POS Groundhog Style

Marmota monax – a pig by any other name is still your mom.

aka: woodchuck, whistle-pig, or land-beaver (heh)

How many names does she have, one might ask.

So, it’s almost time for the best non-holiday holiday of the year. We’ve been cooped up in our wintry nests long enough that it seems reasonable for us to rely on a rodent to scry  our future – whatevs; the little  beast prolly can’t be any worse at it than the local weather man/woman/person/Akava’ine/ Bakla/Bissu/ Calabai/Fa’afafine/ Fakaleiti/ Hijra/ Kathoey/ Khanith/ Koekchuch/ Māhū Maknyah/ Mukhannathun/ Muxe/ Sworn virgin/ Takatāpui/ Travesti/ Two-Spirit/ Winkte…. you get the point.

Groovin’ to the latest tunes:

Weird stuff.

Stuff.

Carry on.

245 Comments

  1. When is the SOTU? I might try to find a livestream.

  2. i may actually tune in also

  3. can you imagine the hysteria if ice actually cuffs the illegals….

  4. It would be so very beautiful. We could use the salt released to clear roads for decades.

  5. for laura, from the last poat, which jam stomped all over before we were done with it:

    http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/swedish-meatballs-recipe-1916539

  6. politico, really? you couldn’t find a reliable source?

  7. I read laura’s comment and I guess watching the SOTU is going to be kinda fun.

    Trump smash!

  8. laura hasn’t commented on this poat, MJ. Quit stirring up trouble.

  9. Thanks Jay!

  10. Have you seen the previews to Clint Eastwood’s new movie, 15:17 to Paris? It’s the train attack in France, and the actors are the people who were actually there.

    How can Clint keep making these, and the rest of Hollyweird keep pissing off half the country?

  11. Politico had a fair amount of #fakenews in that article, short as it was. Seems like more work to lie that hard than to just report.

  12. One of the heroes is a pastor’s kid:

    http://www.wnd.com/2018/01/church-prays-over-3-actors-in-new-clint-eastwood-film/

    Warning: WND link, but I’m posting it anyway.

  13. Oh look, Hollyweird tried to rate it R, limiting access to the movie.

    Good on Clint for protesting that.

  14. Someone should bring Stormy Daniels.

  15. Are we betting on when the Pussy Hats and Code Pink starts yelling?

  16. Pussy Hat sighting will be a drink cue.

  17. Wait, the dems released a counter memo to the other memo? WTF?

    Who popped popcorn for that?

  18. My brother, rural Iowa resident and non-political, didn’t know what those “stupid pink hats” were. I had to inform him.

  19. Shouting, ‘YOU LIE,’ will be the height of democracy.

  20. Allahpundit put up an article and tweet asking for Trump to end the tradition of the SOTU address. Ridiculous. I can’t think of another president for whom this spectacle was more tailor-made.

  21. My only real problem with the SOTU is from a security perspective. Putting all of our eggs in one basket isnt a good security practice. I think the SOTU should be live from the Oval Office and the rest of the kabuki bullshit theater can be eliminated.

  22. That’s an excellent point Troy.

  23. Oh, TT read Debt of Honor too!

  24. My only real problem with the SOTU is from a security perspective. Putting all of our eggs in one basket isnt a good security practice. I think the SOTU should be live from the Oval Office and the rest of the kabuki bullshit theater can be eliminated.

    This occurred to me in 2010. Seemed like an upside then.

    Is Mattis attending tonight?

  25. I think Trump should come out with to ’99 Problems’ by Jay Z.

  26. Absolutely Jay. That’s where I derived my position regarding SOTU.

    It was a good book if I recall….

  27. I’m actually interested in watching the SOTU. This hasn’t been the case for years and years.

    That’s how I was with his inaugural address. Never watched one before. It was a big middle finger to the schmucks sitting behind him. Delightful.

  28. I would like to hear Trump say the words “conspiracy”, “treason”, “undermine”, “deep state”, “arrests”, and “PRISON”.

  29. I want to hear him say “And that’s why I’m releasing the Memo tonight …”

  30. Memo needs to be released right before the SOTU.

  31. The SOTU will be the capstone on the Year of the Fire Cock.

    Should be good.

  32. Heh, teacher spouting typical liberal view that military members are complete mouth breathing idiots gets taped, 6.9 million views later:

    https://www.whittierdailynews.com/2018/01/29/el-rancho-high-school-teacher-put-on-administrative-leave-following-anti-military-tirade/

    Asshole should meet some of the military that I know.

  33. Teddy Bear the Porcupine predicts Super Bowl winner.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqbBqDEdR1w

  34. Groundhogs are giant guinea pigs.

  35. Doing the “wave”

    https://tinyurl.com/y93pyav8

  36. My only real problem with the SOTU is from a security perspective. Putting all of our eggs in one basket isnt a good security practice.

    I never read Debt Of Honor by Clancy, but used to read a lot of non-fiction military history(?). Ww2, Korea, VN, autobiographies, etc.

    Somewhere back there on my bookshelf is a book where a security expert was asked how he would attack the US. His answer, way before 9/11, was “hijack a commercial airliner and fly it into the Capital Bldg during SOTU.” Scary stuff.

  37. The security model of “every bit of intel we possess as a nation must be concentrated within 25 miles of DC” is another huge security issue that isn’t getting fixed.

  38. I think Trump should bring the family of the woman who was killed by that scum illegal on the pier in CA. And tell her story…and his.

  39. And Maxine Waters is going to give a rebuttal to the SOTU? That should end well. Who in their right mind says to themselves “I need a credible, mature, face of the nation type, to promote our message…..I KNOW! Get Maxine Waters to do it!”

    Seriously. If that is their idea of competency is it any wonder that they are fubar ? But it should make for some funnies tomorrow.

  40. Are they really? They must figure no one is going to watch.

  41. 6 rebuttals to the SOTU scheduled, I think.

  42. I love how all the Dems are concerned about disclosing classified info in one four-page memo but didn’t give a shit when Hillary had her Filipino maid printing out classified emails and mishandling 1000’s of pieces of classified info.

  43. Mishandled. (I’m my own grammar police.)

  44. Lib friend is reading “Fire and Fury”. Really hung up on the combover, which seems kind of ad hominem.

  45. Ueah, the intel agencies and the military leadershop dont need to be concentrated in Northern Virginia. Push them out to the rest of the country.

  46. Roamy, the maid thing infuriates me.

  47. I really struggle with avoiding something sweet after I break my fast around noon. REALLY hard. So this worked today:

    Home made milk Kefir
    Protein powder (Vega – which is a good product)
    Chia seeds
    ****
    This sat overnight, and then I made up some whole cream whipped cream with a bit of swerve added. Mix it with the chia crap.

    Yum, full and satisfied.

  48. It was actually really good. The vega I used was chocolate. I suppose you could just used coco powder, but I did want to add a bit of protein + etc to the treat.

  49. They said I’d be tired of winning.

    They were wrong.

  50. CoAlex, I could lose my job for mishandling one piece of *unclassified* information if it’s proprietary or ITAR-restricted. We talk about the Clinton body count, and I wonder how many more deaths are due to her carelessness and greed.

  51. The one I really want to see perp-marched is John Koskinen, that smarmy SOB at the IRS.

  52. I’ve got whey isolate that might do well in that with a little cocoa, but no chia seeds.

  53. If I’d done what Hillary has done – not is alleged to have done, has done, for sure – they’d already have billed my family for bullet they shot me with.

  54. munchkin of the media…. hahahhahhahahaahaaaaaaa!

  55. I bet Hillary drinks relatively cheap Chardonnay. They probably just bring her the house wine wherever she’s staying, which is generally pretty shitty.

  56. Tee-Roy,
    that maxi h2o thing is precious

  57. So who wants to hear my abortion discussion with my FIL?

    ANYONE?

  58. *raises hand*

  59. *makes oooo ooooo ooooo sounds*

  60. I want to thank him for saying that, really. Nothing will wake up normal white women more to just how deranged the Left is than being told that saying “namaste” makes them Hitler too.

  61. Let’s here it MJ.

  62. hear. Let’s hear it here.

  63. I asked him yesterday, but evidently I don’t count.

  64. Did someone say something?

  65. I don’t count either.

  66. Judging by the lack of response, neither does ca rin

  67. So THIS is the group W bench

  68. *throwing out a rock reference for cari n.

  69. I didn’t really want to hear it anyway.

  70. Gonna read that in a minute but after reading the headline and first couple of lines I’ve got to say that’s a thought I’ve had running through my mind right along

  71. I think MJ’s making a post about him and his FIL’s abortion talk

  72. Who’s MJ?

  73. VDH is always a good read. He needs to lay off the big words, though, for us paste eaters.

  74. Doing the “wave”

    https://tinyurl.com/y93pyav8

    Holy sh*t, some of them smacked their heads hard.

    *pretty sure it’s harder to fix a broke head than the two broken legs, several ribs, and an arm or two*

  75. I always like reading VDH column, but yeah, it’s a commitment to plod through them.

  76. Rush said Trump will reportedly release the memo right after the SOTU. If he does that will take the steam out of the 6 rebuttals.

  77. If someone said that they worshipped Odin and that it was only a religion for white people, the left would throw a shit fit. But, apparently yoga is only for brown people.

  78. You’re rayciss CoAlex.

  79. Thoth is for Egyptians only, white man!

  80. Pan should not be worshipped by brown people.

    Or white people.

  81. I just wish people would stop sacrificing to Moloch.

  82. Moloch killed it.

    Just like in the OT.

  83. Just returned from car dealer. Bought HotBride a 2016 Kia Soul. 14,500 miles. California car, brought to Michigan in the fall and traded in in early December, so it’s never seen a Michigan winter. It still has about 46,000 miles of bumper to bumper factory warranty. Bright red, which is her favorite color.

    She’s a pretty happy person right now.

  84. Swedish meatballs done! They came out pretty darn good. Even though I dialed way back on the salt and replaced some of it with the potassium kind.

  85. **wonders how bad Spur fucked up that it required a new car pay off…

  86. Nah, her 2002 Volvo XC70 which we bought new has over 250,000 miles and was getting expensive to fix stuff.

  87. Must have liked the Soul.

  88. nice work, laura! did you bring enough for everyone?

  89. Those Volvo SUV’s are supposed to be super safe to drive.

  90. Since Jay wants to know, I’ll tell you.

    My FIL is an idiot. He is the identical match to Car in’s mom and when I finally took his idiotbait and talked about abortion it was clear he hadn’t really thought about what he was saying. He just repeated talking points and got a bit angry when I mentioned that he didn’t really have an argument other than abortion should be legal until birth and that some people, mostly that he disagreed with politically, should be aborted post birth.

    He then got really mad, swore a lot, and spent the next day in the basement getting high on pain pills, refusing to come out of his room. He wouldn’t eat dinner either. Is he a teenager or what? Hilarious.

    He’s a walking embodiment of Dunning-Krueger but can’t see it, obviously. He thinks he’s smarter than everyone but he’s really just a think skinned bully.

    GND is terribly embarrassed by his behavior but I just think its funny. I’ve never met anyone that knew so much but knew so little. Its fascinating!

    Should abortion be legal?

    Yes.

    When should it be illegal?

    At viability.

    Viability is variable. There is no date that works. What now?

    It’s between a woman and her doctor.

    That would make it legal until birth. Are you ok with that?

    No.

    Then when?

    I don’t get to talk about it because I’m a man.

    We’re talking about it now. When is it ok?

    If a woman is raped or its incest. Also up to viability.

    So you are ok with 9 month abortion sometimes?

    No.

    When is it ok to abort?

    Whenever the woman and her doctor say.

    So at 9 months.

    No.

    Then when?

    Roy Moore hates women.

    Roy Moore is not in my living room. When is it ok to abort a baby?

    When the mother says so.

    9 months?

    No.

    Then when?

    Fuck you.

    That seems odd, we were just talking. I’ll remind you that you’re in my living room and you should be respectful.

    Well, you are married to my daughter so I get a say in everything.

    Um, no you don’t. When is it ok to abort a baby.

    Its between a woman and her doctor.

    So 9 months?

    No.

    Do you see what’s happening here?

    Yes, you’re an asshole.

    Last warning before your old ass sleeps in the snow.

    But you’re married to my daughter.

    Um, yes, that’s true. But back to abortion. When is it ok?

    In China they do things differently.

    We are not in China. When?

    I’m just a man, I can’t make those decisions.

    So you’re ok with 9 months?

    No. Viability of the fetus. It’s just a clump of cells.

    But viability can mean different things to different people and can be conditioned on many factors. That is not an answer.

    Yes it is.

    No, it is not. You are wrong and having a hard time accepting that you don’t know what you are talking about. I’m disappointed that you haven’t really thought this through. You’re better than these terrible arguments. I’m going to bed.

    Seriously, this is the longest comment ever.

  91. SKOL!

    (Is that what you say when you’re having Swedish meatballs?_

  92. Comment by MJ on January 30, 2018 5:13 pm

    Since Jay wants to know, I’ll tell you.

    My FIL is an idiot. He is the identical match to Car in’s mom and when I finally took his idiotbait and talked about abortion it was clear he hadn’t really thought about what he was saying. He just repeated talking points and got a bit angry when I mentioned that he didn’t really have an argument other than abortion should be legal until birth and that some people, mostly that he disagreed with politically, should be aborted post birth.

    He then got really mad, swore a lot, and spent the next day in the basement getting high on pain pills, refusing to come out of his room. He wouldn’t eat dinner either. Is he a teenager or what? Hilarious.

    He’s a walking embodiment of Dunning-Krueger but can’t see it, obviously. He thinks he’s smarter than everyone but he’s really just a think skinned bully.

    GND is terribly embarrassed by his behavior but I just think its funny. I’ve never met anyone that knew so much but knew so little. Its fascinating!

    Should abortion be legal?

    Yes.

    When should it be illegal?

    At viability.

    Viability is variable. There is no date that works. What now?

    It’s between a woman and her doctor.

    That would make it legal until birth. Are you ok with that?

    No.

    Then when?

    I don’t get to talk about it because I’m a man.

    We’re talking about it now. When is it ok?

    If a woman is raped or its incest. Also up to viability.

    So you are ok with 9 month abortion sometimes?

    No.

    When is it ok to abort?

    Whenever the woman and her doctor say.

    So at 9 months.

    No.

    Then when?

    Roy Moore hates women.

    Roy Moore is not in my living room. When is it ok to abort a baby?

    When the mother says so.

    9 months?

    No.

    Then when?

    Fuck you.

    That seems odd, we were just talking. I’ll remind you that you’re in my living room and you should be respectful.

    Well, you are married to my daughter so I get a say in everything.

    Um, no you don’t. When is it ok to abort a baby.

    Its between a woman and her doctor.

    So 9 months?

    No.

    Do you see what’s happening here?

    Yes, you’re an asshole.

    Last warning before your old ass sleeps in the snow.

    But you’re married to my daughter.

    Um, yes, that’s true. But back to abortion. When is it ok?

    In China they do things differently.

    We are not in China. When?

    I’m just a man, I can’t make those decisions.

    So you’re ok with 9 months?

    No. Viability of the fetus. It’s just a clump of cells.

    But viability can mean different things to different people and can be conditioned on many factors. That is not an answer.

    Yes it is.

    No, it is not. You are wrong and having a hard time accepting that you don’t know what you are talking about. I’m disappointed that you haven’t really thought this through. You’re better than these terrible arguments. I’m going to bed.

    Seriously, this is the longest comment ever.
    ——–
    Mine’s longer

  93. Then what happened?

  94. He got hungry and came out of his bedroom.

  95. MJ, never argue with an idiot. Eventually they will bring you down to their level then beat you with experience, and onlookers won’t be able to tell the difference.

  96. MJ, never argue with an idiot. Eventually they will bring you down to their level then beat you with experience, and onlookers won’t be able to tell the difference.

    That’s not true.

  97. Sounds like there weren’t any (or many) onlookers. That’s the right time to give the gift of cognitive dissonance.

  98. *doesn’t take the bait*

    *wins*

  99. I’ll never take the bait again. It’s been discussed.

    Discussions took place.

  100. “I don’t get to talk about it because I’m a man.”

    “Well, you are married to my daughter so I get a say in everything.”

    *head explodes*

  101. MJ, at least he acknowledged that it’s wrong to drag a big viable baby out of the womb and kill it. He’s many morality-miles ahead of lots of other leftists in that regard.

  102. When it comes to the discussion of life or death of an innocent baby, men very much can and should talk about it.

  103. Update on the FIL: He is going to get admitted to hospital this evening. Doctor saw him this afternoon, told us to wait it out at home, and he’ll get everything set up so my FIL doesn’t have to wait around and go through the germy McGermy ER/admittance protocol. He’s already got a room waiting.

  104. NOPE. Nice try, Carin.

  105. Since Jay wants to know, I’ll tell you.
    My FIL is an idiot. He is the identical match to Car in’s mom and when I finally took his idiotbait and talked about abortion it was clear he hadn’t really thought about what he was saying. He just repeated talking points and got a bit angry when I mentioned that he didn’t really have an argument other than abortion should be legal until birth and that some people, mostly that he disagreed with politically, should be aborted post birth.
    He then got really mad, swore a lot, and spent the next day in the basement getting high on pain pills, refusing to come out of his room. He wouldn’t eat dinner either. Is he a teenager or what? Hilarious.
    He’s a walking embodiment of Dunning-Krueger but can’t see it, obviously. He thinks he’s smarter than everyone but he’s really just a think skinned bully.
    GND is terribly embarrassed by his behavior but I just think its funny. I’ve never met anyone that knew so much but knew so little. Its fascinating!
    Should abortion be legal?
    Yes.
    When should it be illegal?
    At viability.
    Viability is variable. There is no date that works. What now?
    It’s between a woman and her doctor.
    That would make it legal until birth. Are you ok with that?
    No.
    Then when?
    I don’t get to talk about it because I’m a man.
    We’re talking about it now. When is it ok?
    If a woman is raped or its incest. Also up to viability.
    So you are ok with 9 month abortion sometimes?
    No.
    When is it ok to abort?
    Whenever the woman and her doctor say.
    So at 9 months.
    No.
    Then when?
    Roy Moore hates women.
    Roy Moore is not in my living room. When is it ok to abort a baby?
    When the mother says so.
    9 months?
    No.
    Then when?
    Fuck you.
    That seems odd, we were just talking. I’ll remind you that you’re in my living room and you should be respectful.
    Well, you are married to my daughter so I get a say in everything.
    Um, no you don’t. When is it ok to abort a baby.
    Its between a woman and her doctor.
    So 9 months?
    No.
    Do you see what’s happening here?
    Yes, you’re an asshole.
    Last warning before your old ass sleeps in the snow.
    But you’re married to my daughter.
    Um, yes, that’s true. But back to abortion. When is it ok?
    In China they do things differently.
    We are not in China. When?
    I’m just a man, I can’t make those decisions.
    So you’re ok with 9 months?
    No. Viability of the fetus. It’s just a clump of cells.
    But viability can mean different things to different people and can be conditioned on many factors. That is not an answer.
    Yes it is.
    No, it is not. You are wrong and having a hard time accepting that you don’t know what you are talking about. I’m disappointed that you haven’t really thought this through. You’re better than these terrible arguments. I’m going to bed.
    Seriously, this is the longest comment ever.

    ————

    Thanks

  106. When it comes to the discussion of life or death of an innocent baby, men very much can and should talk about it.

    A father is entirely at the mercy of the mother of his child in the current legal and cultural milieu. She can murder his baby and he has no recourse whatsoever. He can’t even publicly shame her and expect to keep his job or property.

  107. Skipping the ER is always good. Ours was holding 21 inpatients this morning on top of the full rooms and patients in hallway beds.

  108. It really is amazing the things some folks BELIEVE that don’t stand up to the slightest scrutiny.

  109. I hope things work out with your FIL beasneses.

  110. They charge less for hallway beds when the hospital is full? Or do they consider the entire hallway one big semi private room?

    Hope your FILs stay is short and effective B.

  111. You have to drink every time Trump says

    wonderful
    magnificent
    tremendous
    or spectacular

  112. yuge

  113. bets on the country of origin of the perp?
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5329777/Teen-hit-bottle-rejecting-man-groped-her.html?mrn_rm=rta

  114. Full moons are bad enough for ERs, much less a super blue blood moon.

    Prayers for your FIL, Beasn.

  115. scott what company insures a Picasso shipment?

  116. This is the same guy who didn’t want us to move to Indiana because he was afraid his daughter wouldn’t be able to get an abortion if she was raped.

    Bit of an odd duck, this one.

  117. MJ, at least he acknowledged that it’s wrong to drag a big viable baby out of the womb and kill it. He’s many morality-miles ahead of lots of other leftists in that regard.
    —————-
    You’d think. But he argued that some people would have been better off aborted. His example was a mentally handicapped child.

    That’s just gross.

  118. Full freight for a hallway bed (which is a stretcher) Troy. They routinely overload the ER and rarely go on diversion. There’s no room on the wards so patients who have been admitted get parked in the ER. My lovely woman comes home from work swearing and angry after a shift.

  119. I was listening to the scanner today while I rolled smokes. Every other call for an ambulance is;
    “ALS (Acute Life Support) Respiratory Distress”, and they were all from clinics and Doctor offices. These folks waited until they were in deep kimchi, went to see the Doc, and are immediately hospitalized.

  120. But he argued that some people would have been better off aborted. His example was a mentally handicapped child.

    So, no real criteria other than someone doesn’t want that person around. That’s when I argue that hey, if you’re unwanted, can we euthanize you? Who gets to make that decision?

  121. ChrisP, it is very bad here. I know two people who have died from the flu. One was 49.

  122. Cheerfully stolen from FB:
    Best part of the State of the Union address? It’s not HRC giving it…

  123. 6 out of 20 employees at Mrs. Pupster’s work are down with the sickness right now. She coughed on me last night and I left her.

  124. Trump should let Cankles give the SOTU.

  125. It wasn’t very expensive Jam, $4000 I think.

    It went USPS.

  126. HRC: Why aren’t I 50 drinks ahead you might ask.

  127. Thanks for humoring my retardation.

    What a maroon.

  128. huh – i’m not an art guy – kinda assumed they were all a fortune.

  129. Possum?

    https://is.gd/npQhb6

  130. I’m ready. I have my MAGA hat on.

  131. we inherited some early / mid 1800’s stuff from my mil.
    it looks kinda like hudson river school style. they’re actually kinda nice.

  132. I have my MALIAWEFTLO hat on.

  133. Oso translater for MJ’s hat?

  134. Is this going to be a drinking game tonight?
    I don’t have cable, just rabbit ears – WTF would the Fox channels have Shemp on???
    I would almost rather watch CBS!

  135. I’d watch MSDNC for the SOTU, but I’m afraid the tears would fog the camera, and the stamping of tiny feet would shake the camera.

  136. I would love to see Trump finish his speech and walk off stage with his fist raised like Judd Nelson at the end of The Breakfast Club

  137. MJ, your FIL is an asshat. You should have said, “Don’t worry, Dad, GND believes in not killing babies. Indiana will be fine.”

  138. Once again, the key to the speech is working with Democrats.

    Stupid Juan Williams. Can’t he harass someone?

  139. Trump should punch Ryan. Bipartisan.

  140. I would love to see Trump finish his speech and walk off stage with his fist raised like Judd Nelson at the end of The Breakfast Club
    ————-
    Lol.

    Awesome.

  141. The only thing Juan Williams harasses is his minipeen.

  142. Come on, this isn’t the real Trump.

  143. It was an 8″ ceramic dish.

  144. There is nothing in the Constitution that requires that the SOTU be given in person. Trump should have phoned it in from a golf course.

  145. I am surprised Trump didn’t show up wearing a Bane mask

  146. He should have tweeted it

  147. Perfect.

  148. Schumer and Pelosi, nice. Sitting.

  149. You know, a President Romney, Rubio, Jeb or Cruz wouldn’t have been on the nose.
    But Trump? Yeah, he is squarely on the nose.

    He can make liberal assholes sputter and rage like no one.

  150. >>>Lol.

    Awesome

    I dropped that joke on a former Staff Director of the Senate Foreign Rekations Committe today and he burst out laughing.

  151. Now the tiny orange hands are moving. There we go.

  152. Poor dems look so dejected.

  153. Dems sitting in their dead asses when they hear Americans will take home more of their own money.

    Brave strategy, Cotton…..

  154. The congressional black caucus and Pelosi look like they sucked on a lemon.

  155. Lotta ribbons on those military uniforms. Too bad they are such morons, right SoCal teachers?

  156. In God we trust?

    He wants their heads to explode, doesn’t he?

  157. Trump doesn’t have tiny hands.

  158. He shouldn’t have to take actions to protect religious liberty.

  159. In a sea of dour, black dressed women, one woman stood up and applauded manufacturing coming back.
    And then she shrugged, kinda apologizing.

    We need to get her on our side.

  160. Heh, give the dems a “raise the roof”!

  161. He needs to stop applauding himself. They’re gonna be merciless about that in the media.

  162. Less SOTU, more STFU.

    That is how he rolls.

  163. Pelosi couldn’t stand for this many ovations if you paid her to. Her hips would give out, and the gravity would cause even more of the
    botox to shift to her brain.

  164. I think he’s baiting them, wiser.

  165. I haven’t seen anything the Dems like. No applause at all.

  166. Sourpuss Pelosi isn’t coming across well

  167. He should have worn a MAGA hat

  168. We will build on land, we will build at the sea.
    We will build in the air.
    We will build on the beaches… bitches.

  169. Boo on paid family leave.

  170. I think they replaced Bernie with a wax statue from Madame Tussaud’s, Jay.

  171. >>>>Sourpuss Pelosi isn’t coming across well

    She’s got a Werthers stuck under her upper.

  172. Cruz needs to consider going on a diet

  173. Don’t we all, wiser.

  174. So, who will launch the investigation into the sounds occurring during the chain migration segment? Which dems will face the wrath of the media?

  175. pelosi looks like she’s getting ready to swallow her dentures and kak up a fur ball

  176. Wow, Bob Menendez is in da house! So glad he made it!

  177. Haha, I thought she was breastfeeding the baby when she stood up.

  178. Cruz needs to consider going on a diet

    ****

    Yea.

    What’s with the black scarfs on the black caucus? They look stupid.

  179. >>African American unemployment is at an all time record low

    Trump forces poor black Americans to work hard to earn a living.

  180. Apparently Dems are all for telling the enemy our plans.

  181. Guantanamo Bay will stay open.

    And be decorated with buntings and ribbons to welcome Hillary.

  182. Ooh – nice dig at OBumbles.

  183. and sending those enemies more money.

  184. he got the dems to stand! yay Trump!

  185. Fuck me!
    Chants of USA USA in the house chambers.
    Have I come to the greatest country on the planet or what?

  186. Make America Great Again….. bitches.

  187. Did you see a lot of those weaselly democrats make a break for the door? F*ckers.

  188. You did. And we’re glad you chose us, Tushar.
    I am standing here beside myself with joy.

  189. I like all the people he introduced throughout. Good people.

  190. So democrats brought in 50 illegals. F*ckers.

  191. shreddedchi , it was not even a fair contest.
    It had to be a country with English roots, but masculine.
    That rules out UK, NZ and Canada.
    And I hate poisonous spiders and crocodiles larger than pickup trucks. That rules out AUS.
    So, USA it was.

  192. Have I come to the greatest country on the planet or what?

    Yes, and we are glad you are here. You did the process right, you have talent to contribute.

  193. Egad, democrat response. Time to turn it off. Car in, take notes and give us a summary tomorrow.

  194. Glad Tushar is an American.

  195. another fucking kennedy

  196. oi

  197. Do any of y’all have the stomach to watch the Dem response?
    Who is this ginger chick, anyway? A Kennedy, right?

  198. Kennedy needs to wipe his mouth.

  199. https://tinyurl.com/ybu4338s

  200. I may be off redheads for a while.

  201. Heh, I was about to send roamy a hat tip for tomorrow’s poat.

  202. Oh hell no.

  203. Roads and bridges that won’t rust away?
    I’ve never seen a road rust, but are they proposing to build bridges out of carbon fiber now??

  204. The poor people of MA still struggling. You’d think they would put 2 and 2 together, and realize it’s the Ginger Kennedy leading the charge to the bottom.

  205. Fuckin’ Kennedy doing Shatner impression and scoring no points.
    WTF,O?

  206. Why do dems keep bringing up God?

  207. Trump: “…regardless of race, color, or God you worship…”

    Kennedy: “RAAAAAAAACIST!”

  208. Joe just assumed that DREAMERS all speak Spanish. Against everything we’ve been told. They all speak English, and would be lost if sent back.

  209. Frankly, the Trump SOTU has been a bit disappointing.

    I was expecting him to wear the Bane mask.
    I was expecting him to rip Schumer’s head off and shit down his neck.
    I was expecting him to decapitate Adam Schiff and skull fuck him.
    And then wipe his dick on Pelosi’s face.

    He did not do ANY of that.

  210. This just in: Joe Kennedy had one of Bill Clinton’s cigars before his speech.

  211. This explains the Kennedy speech

  212. So, USA it was.

    7-11s and Dunkin’ Donuts everywhere are very happy about your choice. Just ask Joe Biden!

  213. >>7-11s and Dunkin’ Donuts everywhere are very happy about your choice.

    Thank you come again.

  214. Thank you! Come again!

    /Tushar

  215. /refresh

  216. Early pic of Joe Kennedy

  217. Honestly, Tush, I was hoping Trump would mention the 20wk abortion bill.
    I wanted him to single out the Rs that voted against and tell them that he would ensure that they wouldn’t be re-elected. Then call out the Dems for being murderous scum.
    That would’ve made my year right there. Screw everything else, just kill the abortion industry.

  218. Did you hear them f*ckers moan when Trump said he wanted to end chain migration? Fox’s Light-in-the-Loafers whathisname reported that Pelosi had told her party to not respond to anything Trump said they didn’t like because ‘appearances’. Yeah, the asses had to show their asses.

  219. Jay, heh. That shiny mouth was driving me up the wall. Gross. I wonder if it was Vaseline that went outside the lines or what.

    The other meme that’s going around is the Congressional Black Caucus sitting on their hands at the news of the lowest unemployment ever for blacks.

  220. *picturing trees barking*

    Don’t know whether to say ‘boo’ or ‘aww’.

  221. Looks like co-workers son will live. Still waiting on brain damage and other reports. Thanks for prayers. Wal-Mart/Sam’s is restructuring. Lost my boss and GM. They can re-apply for other positions once they’ve exceeded payouts and bonuses.

  222. I saw one guy applauding after the black unemployment line, beasn. Just one.
    What we wolith those sashes they were wearing? Are they all trying to look like Pastors?

  223. Sorry!
    I shouldve addressed that last comment to Roamy.

  224. Prayers for Beasn FIL

  225. Lots of ANC sashes tonight. Think Coming to America mom and dad.

  226. I have one word for what the state of union currently is:

    Tumescent.

    Good night

  227. Looks like co-workers son will live.

    ?

  228. Chi, I noticed the sashes and the purple ribbons, which apparently were for the opioid crisis.

    I’ll admit, I was working on another baby blanket, so I was listening more than watching.

  229. This?
    Comment by osoloco11 on January 25, 2018 10:37 pm

    I’m starting to think I work at a bad luck Club. Co-worker lost her husband a few years ago. Her new husband has been great with her kids. Last night, they picked up their puppy from the vet, it had been fixed, were on their way to a Chinese restaurant for take out for her son’s 16th birthday…t-boned. Dog dead. Son is non-responsive in ICU. 14 year old daughter in ICU. Every day is a gift

  230. roamy, that’s it.

    Looks like co-workers son will live.

    I hope he comes out whole. Poor kid.

  231. Still undergoing neurological exams. Photos from crash really shout miracle that only the dog perished.

  232. Comment by MJ on January 30, 2018 8:49 pm
    HRC: Why aren’t I 50 drinks ahead you might ask.

    —————-

    Haaahhhahaaa

  233. Jen is a Gold Star wife. Moved family to NM to be near hubbies retired AF family. Met new guy. He’s a great father to her kids. She works so that her kids get the right phone. The right clothes. She won’t let us do a GoFundMe or allow Wal-Mart to start the associate help plan.

  234. So, they think it’s smart pushing another dumbass Kennedy down our throats. EFFING MORONS.

  235. I just can’t get wise
    to those tragical lies
    though I now know the facts
    they still derp like an axe


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