Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day, the only poat where nipples are okay. Let’s get started. They’re showing Halloween films, so I’m watching “Frankenstein” while I “write” this poat.
Redhead for Carin.
Hang ten, dude.
Nice.
Probably need to throw this one back.
Last but not least.
I’ll be traveling next week, and I’ll try to get a poat scheduled, but just in case, be ready to ban Jam. 😉
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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One of the traditions I’ve come to appreciate is watching scary movies with Paula and the youngest boy while eating popcorn. Thankfully he no longer needs to sleep on our bedroom floor afterwards. He came down this morning and announced to us that SyFy Channel is already showing scary movies. I guess he likes the tradition too!
Wakey wakey
Yesterday sucked dog balls. Everyday from now until Nov 16 is likely to be the same story.
Yesterday was ok. Did OMAD, and felt great. Two workouts. Erin seems to have turned the emotional corner on DH (dick head) and she’s giving him his stuff back today and telling him he’s NOT to come over, even when all his friends are here.
I don’t know what Leon is talking about. Maybe you need to listen to more metal?
We have a software delivery, and my boss and I are dragging the rest of the team to goal line with much kicking and screaming and the occasional gnashing of teeth.
Don’t you have a bullwhip?
What’s the plan for Ethan’s knee surgery-wise?
Date? Transphyseal? Allograft tendon or autograft?
Don’t you have a bullwhip?
They’re out of range.
Oct 19. He described it to me, but I don’t know which of those words apply . He is going to use his own tissue again, if he can.
The projects are starting to build up at work, which keeps me busy. My first trip is in November, and once the new year starts it gets very busy. 11 trips times $3000 per trip equals lots of points on my credit card.
Bench, row, and pull ups yesterday. Today is squats, deadlifts, and cardio on the treadmill.
Yesterday we did Thrusters, and then Fran (it’s a timed workout). It is horrible. 21, 15, 9 thrusters @65 lbs and pullups. It took me 8:31, but it’s the first time I’ve done it RX, so that’s something.
It’s hard because there are girls with a 125 thruster, and my max is about 85. So for them to knock out 21 at 65 lbs is a ton easier. Oh well. Plus, pullups are hard.
my boss and I are dragging the rest of the team to goal line with much kicking and screaming and the occasional gnashing of teeth.
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.
In fact, it’s time for another one.
I’m hopeful that I’ll get to work out today. Going to have to ignore messages for a full hour or something.
Ken Burns doing a series on Vietnam? Yeah, that ought to be good.
That fuck-face asshole is from Ann Arbor. His brother (a nice guy) was a raging drunk and is now dead. Did Kenny ever reach back and help him? You guess.
If Trump does nothing further in office than cut funding to PBS and NPR, I will call it a successful presidency.
I hate Newt Gingrich to this day. He promised in his Contract for America (that his flaccid ass ran on in ’94) to stop funding NEA. Then, as Speaker of the House, he never included it in a single budget proposal. Fuck him too.
Lapsed Creek goes on even if I don’t watch.
Terrible. I may have to binge watch this season.
MJ, the werefox subplot just got started. It’s starting to feel like a shark jump, but I’m waiting to see how it plays out. Might just be cosplay or furries.
We’re a teen romance blog now.
Shhh, they just banned DH!
My office is three blocks from Gold’s Gym, and our work hours are flexible, which means I can usually go between 2 and 3:30, when it’s empty, and work out for an hour or two and then go back to work.
Teen dramas always jump the shark once they graduate and go to college. So there’s really only a year left.
All of you democrat congress people denouncing the inaction of congress to address gun control: Please show us your proposals.
Thank you.
Go fuck yourself.
Shit like this is why I don’t buy the notion of automation taking over in the battlefield. Link goes to WSJ. Russians are hacking allied smartphones.
I tried to fix that link, but wordpress appears to have started sodomizing tinyurl links.
Mark Cuban thinking about running for President. Hillary Clinton hardest hit.
The security of battlefield networking is going to be a huge target for technically-sophisticated enemies from now on, and a market differentiator for contractors.
I used to have an article printed in my cube about the first round of Predator drones, which transmitted an unencrypted video signal on the same frequency as traffic helicopters. You could literally just watch the video feed with open source software if you were in range.
A dipshit friend of mine insisted that the maker of the vid-feed grabber software was at fault. I tried to set him straight, but, well, dipshits gonna dipshit. I think it eventually clicked, but the guy lacked the humility to back down from his Perch of Stupid Belligerence.
I still think that the air force should move drone pilots to mobile command centers flying behind the front lines. It would reduce the size and vulnerability of communication networks.
Why not leave them in the US, alex? Encrypt the signals, and you can protect the pilots better.
Hey, MJ, when do you get to change your first poopy nappy?
No encryption is perfect, and a MitM turns our weapons into bricks or traitors.
So you have lower power broadcasting, and the pilots are closer to the drones? They can still get at the encryption, and the land based computers can be more powerful, with better encryption.
Did they tip you off on the meconium MJ?
Don’t panic. Who am I kidding. GND is in charge of that shit.
Here’s MJ confronting MJr’s dirty diaper.
The encrypt/decrypt will have to be hardware-based to reduce power consumption in the drones. That’s going to be a limiting factor.
Congratulations new muppet family!! Where are the pictures?
Haha, HS. I’ve seen that video, live!
Ground control of drones is either LoS VHF radio, or through a satellite. LoS VHF is only good out to about 75 miles. Satellite is good pretty much worldwide. The lag is about the same anywhere. That’s why they don’t deploy the pilots.
My husband was in charge of the first poopy diapers.
I changed my first poopy diaper on day 2, I think.
Poopy diaper killed it.
Every now and then a parent leaves a poopy diaper in the exam room trash. Unless I see them do it and warn my MA’s to retrieve it for the good of everyone else using the room that day I just think the next family smells like shit. Eventually it dawns on me what the real problem is.
Someone pooped on the floor of the bathroom at the pizza place.
I hate drunks.
Someone should invent a potty trained newborn. I bet they’d sell like crazy.
Newborn and milkfed baby poops aren’t too bad. It’s after they start on solids that the stank shows up.
Poop blog.
I see that The House passed the 20 week abortion ban finally. Good for them.
Now, to watch The Senate kill it…
Welp, I just confirmed today that it took half again as much effort this past few days to do 80% as much as the previous year at this time, thanks to the combination of picking up slack for a crop of noobs and general inability to properly assign responsibility for foulups. Bouncing Buddha on a bongo, I gotta get outta here.
The timeline for my current project goes 12 months from now. We won’t make it that far if we don’t replace some more dead wood.
I’m willing to move to MI, leon.
YEA!!! MOVE TO MICHIGAN J’AMES.
Jay, the work is unfortunately in Virginia.
Also, I like you too much to put you into this meat grinder.
I was in Virginia once. Hot chick.
aka Your Mom
meh, can’t be any worse than this meat grinder.
You want to move to Fairfax County? AKA the most expensive county in the US? Do you have an active TS?
Do you want OPM to lose your entire SF-86 next time it has a booboo?
M(yconium)Jr
heh.
Have fun, Pard.
Congratulations
Not moving the VA. Nope.
Or to VA, either one.
Hi chumpo! How’s bus driving?
You need to help me design a beer label. Sarcastic Pixel Bryggeri
Just use Mare’s avatard. Call it Dead Horse Ale.
Just use Mare’s avatard. Call it Dead Horse Ale.
—
“You just can’t beat a Dead Horse!”
It’s like a sore dick. You just can’t beat it.
The horse is having a happy sleep, not dead, dicks!
It sleeps the sleep of the just?
And I should have known, there’s already a Dead Horse amber ale:
http://tinyurl.com/y7w24hgy
Which is not well reviewed, as it happens:
http://tinyurl.com/y89x5ks9
OK, never trust the search engine summaries, it’s got aaight reviews.
Dead Horse Porter.
I like it. We’re gonna sign them on to Hostage Theater as a sponsor.
I’ve lost count of the diapers. Somewhere around 2000.
If someone emails me with everyone’s email cc’d, I’ll reply with pics.
We don’t want to see a pic of your dick….
Oh, you mean MJr.
*emails MJ Car in’s phone number
Call her!
Yes you do.
It’s ok. You can admit it.
Mj already has my # and he knows better than to call me.
/sticks out tongue
One meal a day may not be for me. I can’t eat enough.
/eats almonds for calories.
I hate you people so much.
..but not more than carpet tack strips.
OMAD is too much for me. I need to skip days.
The bedroom is getting a makeover.
I haven’t touched it in 30 years (4 puppies).
Wood floor or carpet?
My current home office which is really a room to stack my shit in had to have the wood floors resurfaced and stained darker after 6 or 7 years of 4 dog crates in there.
It’s going to take 10 years and an ocean of resolve, but I will have a pet free home.
There is a reason landlords either don’t allow pets, or charge a higher damage deposit and increased monthly rent.
Bad news: HotBride is susceptible to allergy induced asthma.
Good news: she’s allergic to dogs and cats
Back from the gym. The cute college girls can stay, but the high school and college gym bros need to go. They take up valuable squat rack time.
I wish I had the space and lifestyle to keep a dog. Unfortunately right now I don’t have the room, and my current job will have me on the road 11-15 weeks this year.
Carpet over hardwood.
I should be able to finish ripping out the carpet tomorrow.
Puppies are gross.
OY!!!!!
Congrats Father(?) and Mom/GND!!!!
that’s great news –
babies are teh shit
so to speak
Parents love the shit out of their kids.
so to speak
It could be years until I get grandchildren. I will always have dogs.
OMAD is too much? How? Honestly, I don’t see how this is going to work with my work-out schedule.
I can’t eat enough in one meal.
jimes –
i sent you a note over at the H9 regarding a pos poat in the draft bin that can be used for tomorrow if you want to take it over –
or i can slather some more meconium on it and send it down the chute. it’s up to you – ( just don’t let anyone know… ’cause h9 opsec and all)
Run with it Jam. I’ve been right out straight this week and have a busy morning tomorrow. My eyelids are getting droopy now and I’m heading up the stairs soon.
I can eat enough in a single meal to gain weight if I eat every day.
I ate twice today, but I probably won’t at all tomorrow. I feel bloated and have no workout scheduled.
Leon got his period.
I’m glad Leon got his period. I’be upset if I got Leon’s period.
What do you eat? I like the control aspect of OMAD, I just don’t see how it could work for me. I can’t eat a lot after fasting. Not in one meal.
.
Someone can have my period
Today I ate 16 raw eggs and an orange, then dinner was pork loin carnitas with guac, cheddar, and sour cream.
Gross to the raw eggs.
I had a boiled egg, some grapes, and Cheerios for breakfast. The husband stuffs his face with cookies and I get fat.
Chai with heavy cream, six pulled pork tacos for lunch, and pickles, cheese and four eggs scrambled for dinner.
Dan has missed 2 funerals and a wedding in mi familia due to football tickets. We have tickets for Steelers/Chiefs weekend next. MIL is in full on morphine mode. Could be tomorrow. Could be two weeks. Could be whenever. I don’t understand why my tickets are on the bloc. Bitch SIL and her kids that can’t be bothered get a say on funeral arrangements? Really? Really resenting Dan about this and not being able to tell his family to fuck off.
Danielle evaded Raoul’s pitfalls.
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