Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Everyone having a good week?
I was expecting a Green Day cover and got something much, much better.
Now for the hunks.
Monday was Patty Ann’s birthday. Sigh. She would tell me to put on my big girl panties and get going.
Haven’t had a real redhead for Carin in a while.
Possible repeat.
One that *could* have been above the fold.
We need coffee.
Last but not least.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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But I don’t want to be first.
Alex From Imsomnia, can you do a Thorsday poat? If the answer’s no, then I think it’s time for a Hotspur post. Or a Carin post. Or a Laura post. Basically, anyone but me. I’m on vacation and hanging at camp with satellite internet and an iPad which is a combination the exact opposite of steak and eggs, cat and laser pointer, ball and glove, your mom and me and so on. I’ve got a friend from work and his kids coming over to swim, fish and tube today and making one isn’t happening. TYIA.
^whiner.
wakey wakey
This guy is an OR nurse at my hospital. Great young man who has been the victim of some of my moron humor and gives it right back.
http://www.wabi.tv/content/news/Brewer-Man-Find-Lost-Engagement-Ring–436617263.html
The odds of him finding this ring in that water was next to zero but he persisted (!). Gulf Hagar is way out in the woods and Buttermilk Falls is pretty active this year with the wet spring and summer. Good work Evan!
C’mon Carin, the world needs one more post of several “Cats Fucking In Closets” videos interspersed with pithy statements of admiration or backstory about the group or song meaning or impact on your evolution into a not-so-secret killer of muppets.
This poat needs some CHIA PUDDING. Unfortunately, although I keep watching the video, I can’t seem to remember the ingredients.
I can probably do a poat.
Chia pudding may make an appearance.
Ethan’s knee: probably fine. Too much activity too soon after a period of relative inactivity for him. He’s missed at least 6 months of normal activity by my recall from the time of injury to diagnosis to treatment and treatment of complications of treatment. Contact vs non-contact injury doesn’t make that much of a difference going forward but he does need to ease into things slowly. A reasonable goal would be to have him peak in the second half of the season and use preseason and the first half to get his strength, flexibility, stamina and soccer reflexes back as close to 100% as possible.
Yeah, not gonna be convenient for me. Beach day today and working in the morning.
That is great advice – I’m sure his coach would love to hear that. That is her hope for him.
Chia pudding is probably better than the way I’ve had it mixed with lemonade made with lemon juices and agave syrup/honey.
Well, look for the recipe tomorrow! /snickers
Car in is allowed to post?
Huh.
Today is “dig a deep hole, big enough to bury a muppet” day.
No reason.
I need to design a front garden bed for in front of my brass light pole in the front yard. So far I have three lavenders, three different daylilies, and a shrub rose. I need to get some low perennials in there too. And maybe some real tall stuff for the back that blooms in Fall.
Any plant advice, Carin? I’m thinking a border-style bed about fifteen by seven. Zone 6b, but I plant for Zone 5.
Creeping phlox for low. It looks nice all year. Tall stuff … blooms in fall … I like russian sage. What about an ornamental grass?
Japanese anemones are a fall bloomer.
I also have some irises that bloom in the fall. Those are fun.
Your mom gave Jimbro creeping phlox…..
OH OH OH. If you hopefully make it to Lapeerpalooza, I can give you some creeping phlox!!! It will be from my garden.
now you have to come. That will easily save you … at least $10. Practically pays for the trip.
I would give you the Russian sage too, but that doesn’t really like transplanting …
“I can give you some creeping phlox!!! It will be from my garden.”
http://jezebel.com/5871382/how-many-girls-want-girl-on-girl-action
I blame pop culture degeneracy.
“I can give you some creeping phlox!”
Worst pickup line ever.
All excellent ideas! I totally forgot about fall-blooming irises.
We are hoping to attend Lapeerpalooza. Scott thinks we can swing it, but we won’t know for sure until we get closer.
YES!
parenting tip for mj
http://www.koco.com/article/mother-high-on-pcp-throws-baby-at-car-that-almost-hit-them-police-say/10360131
People are terrible, jam2.
Now to be fair, I intend to spike the baby if there’s a truly awesome play during a football game but that’s different.
jam2 on July 26, 2017 at 10:08 am
WTactualF???
You still watch football?
Let the transgender tears fall.
Ba ahaaa haaaa haaaaaa….
Libs are OUTRAGED. Trump is a DISGRACE.
*giggles uncontrollably
Car in on July 26, 2017 at 10:28 am
Let the transgender tears fall.
How tweets were all kinds of awesome. Almost poetic. I only wish he were to add that trannies are mentally deranged and need help, not surgery.
Leon, I saw your poat last night.
I told HotBride last week that you and I were having dinner, so she made other plans.
It will be just me.
Looking forward to seeing you, the Mrs., and the munchkin.
What are you talking about, Car in and Chi?
http://nypost.com/2017/07/26/trump-announces-ban-on-transgender-people-in-the-military/
So in fomumblety years of life, I have never been one to sleep through my alarm. But in the last month, twice. Plus the dreams are getting odd.
I do believe the stress may be getting to me. Just a touch.
TRUMP IS A DRAFT DODGER.
Ba haaaa haaa haaaa… that’s the best they’ve got.
I thought it would be just us too, but wife wants to ask questions too.
Having talked to people serving in the actual military – all of whom have had to go through Basic – I’m pretty sure this will be universally popular among non-insane troops.
I would like to give suggestions about leon’s house too. Will this be live streamed?
Such as the round circle door like in Lord of the Rings.
LOL Trump
What other president have we had who goes to bed at night thinking, “What can I think up to fuck with them tomorrow?”
There will be 5 shipping containers arranged in a ring on a concrete slab, with slight gaps at 3 points for doors. The roof will be hoisted overhead on recycled telephone poles, using high-tension wire to support the sheet metal. A central hole will allow smoke from the wood fire to escape. The containers themselves will be used for bedrooms and work space, with sliding shuttered windows cut from the steel. Cooking will be done over the central hearth.
Was that really an issue? When there’s a long line of transpeople wanting to serve in combat and have thought through what basic is going to be like, I’ll give plus one fucks.
Until then, non-issue. And don’t even start with Bradley Manning.
The issue, MJ, is that it was an attempt by the left to normalize it. That there were practically zero trans folks in the military is beside the point.
I thought we were trying to reduce suicides among military members. Adding mentally ill trannies (BIRM) would not have helped that stat.
LOL Trump
What other president have we had who goes to bed at night thinking, “What can I think up to fuck with them tomorrow?”
I can almost see the thought bubble over his head as he’s lying in bed – I think I’ll bring up that dickhole Obama tomorrow at the Boy Scout Jamboree…
He wasn’t my first choice, but damn if I’m not elated that he’s there. Every day just gets better.
The issue, MJ, is that it was an attempt by the left to normalize it.
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I see. I don’t really care if people want to cross dress or change genders via surgery. Great. Do your thing.
Just don’t be surprised when I don’t salute your courage or affirm your choices.
Oh man, he directly called them a burden on our military.
We could season Campbell’s soup for years with the salt this will evince on the left.
It’s actually pretty smart.
The Dems basically stole his playbook for their Papa John’s strategy.
So all he did was put trans rights back out front. I expect we’ll hear about climate change and the second amendment soon.
This is interesting.
We should start deporting citizens:
http://ijr.com/the-declaration/2017/07/929844-california-middle-school-teacher-temporarily-detained-border-patrol-refusing-reveal-immigration-status/
Yeah, force every dem running in 2018 to talk about “transgender rights”. It’s a friggin’ kung fu move.
I really like Gorilla Pundit. I H8 having to wake up at checkpoints to confirm my citizenship. Still better than telling Cali agro I have no fruits, vegetables, or live plants.
That is interesting, Hotspur.
I see. I don’t really care if people want to cross dress or change genders via surgery. Great. Do your thing.
The libertarian in me doesn’t care. But since it’s become a cultural crusade – you must not merely let them be them, but for the thought police are going to arrest you for not cheering them on. And since now you have the complete idiocy of parents encouraging hormone bullshit in children … NOW I care. Those kids don’t have sane people looking out for their best interest.
Did you hear that Jazz can’t get that vag he wanted? You see, he’s been taking hormones so long that his wee willy wanky is too small to do anything with.
Ooops. Not a man. Not a woman.
Jazz?
Did you hear that Jazz can’t get that vag he wanted? You see, he’s been taking hormones so long that his wee willy wanky is too small to do anything with.
Child abuse. There’s precious little libertarian left in me. It’s obvious that there are forces intent on destroying our culture by any and all means, and they will use the levers meant to protect us from tyrants to beat us into submission if we let them.
Well, that’s awesome news – I just read that Rep. Scalise was released from the hospital yesterday. In in-patient rehab now.
Mind. Blown.
Leon, I’m a true libertarian in my heart, but it clashes with our current culture. Like Islamists, they use our philosophy against us.
I do, and don’t, want to go for a run.
I feel the same way, Carin.
Actually, no I don’t.
Libertarianism may work within a monocultural setting, but once you get more moving parts it falls apart rapidly. Kinda like any utopian system.
I don’t think HS is getting a free pine cone at lapeerpalooza
I should start a squash plant in the cube farm at work. That would be awesome.
“Did you hear that Jazz can’t get that vag he wanted?”
does that explain why he doesn’t comment here anymore?
did you ever get your vag, jam?
vag jam –
doesn’t sound like something i’d volunteer for
Vag jam doesn’t sound very appetizing. Is it served on biscuits or toast?
Vag jam
Which one has the seeds – vag jam or vag jelly?
I can never remember.
your mom has seeds
Exactly, Cavil. It works under precisely the same conditions as communism, which is to say “on paper”.
The Trump Tranny Tweet is Truly Tremendous.
Libertarianism and Socialism both start with the assumption that people are widgets.
Next end women in combat arms.
Damn, I may actually have to get my fat ass back in shape so I can see about joining the Reserves at this rate.
I start with the assumption that they are idjits.
MJ starts with the assumption that they are midgets.
Clindamycin
MJ, Debbie Wasserman Schultz – would you smash?
Hahahahahahaha
Most ironic tweet ever.
That tweet is FABULOUS!
15000 crazy, suicidal people != community
Looks like a threat on the life of a sitting president to me.
We could create a separate unit just for trannies.
Tranny Team 6
https://tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.BTV_NwNr_dpfbFG_dQtmtgEsDe&pid=15.1
Where did everyone go?
Is there a hidden new thread?
What? Do y’all have lives and jobs and shit?
I was up until 5am working on my forecasting project. Slept until 10am, and now I’m on campus trying to put everything together into a presentation before my meeting at 4 with the professor.
Meetings. All the time.
Agile is shit.
H8
How “agile” are you if you’re always in meetings?
Yoga staff meetings are an actual thing these days, BroCav.
Yes I will save you a seat to get off this planet.
Leon isn’t agile. He’s fragile.
Leon’s Italian?
Leon isn’t agile. He’s fragile.
Huh. I didn’t realize that Leon was Italian…
How “agile” are you if you’re always in meetings?
I’ve asked this. I never get good answers.
Of course you don’t get good answers. Meetings aren’t where you get good answers.
Previous job, had one boss who came in with the organization having challenges. Insisted on daily meetings covering most of the day, with his supervisors all present the whole time. Of course their duties were never delegated out…so of course it became nearly impossible to get anything done.
Dude lasted six months. Had four bosses within fourteen months at that joint.
What did you guys do with Mare while I was gone?
Always hated meetings when I worked in the real world.
I had to drive 3 1/2 hours to NorVa, sit and listen to shit that they could’ve emailed one page of BS.
Nope. It took 4 hours or more of a lardass blowhard that liked to hear his own voice. Don’t get me started on the other managers around the table that wouldn’t stop asking questions…
If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I’d fart.
Leon’s Italian?
German, Irish, English, and Neanderthal. I’m actually more Neanderthal than I am Italian.
Run done. It was ok. I didn’t see Mare.
If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I’d fart.
Every time I have a shitty day on the job, I remember the episode of Dirty Jobs when Mike does the ride along on the Honey Wagon, sucking the bilge out of septic tanks. He asks the owner/driver:
“So what’d you do before this?”
“Oh, you know, normal job in an office.”
“Why’d you quit?”
“Got tired of dealing with other people’s shit.”
Mike about died laughing. The guy telling the joke was a millionaire a few times over.
Mare’s stuck in a meeting
He can go fuck himself:
http://yournewswire.com/pope-francis-world-government-rule/
I want Benedict back.
Or Alexander the 6th. Seriously.
God, please, somehow, elevate Cardinal Sarah to the seat of Peter.
Yeah, fuck that guy. I hate to say it, but he’s a disgrace that humiliates the Church every time he opens his mouth.
The commentariate at “yournewswire” makes YouTube comments seem literate and thoughtful.
We really should have kept computers harder to use.
September 1993. The month the Internet died.
Curse you Berners-Lee! You and your InterTubes!
MJ, Debbie Wasserman Schultz – would you smash?
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0/10. Would not smash.
I will not be moving to Connecticut. They felt my experience was too light.
Oh well. Timing wasn’t great I anyway.
You could still move there.
Quitter.
Well. I am appalled to discover that bad superhero parody/fanfiction I wrote more than 25 years ago on SUPERGUY has survived in archives to the present day.
No, I won’t say what name I wrote under. It’s for the best that way. (I only started using “Brother Cavil” about seven years ago, anyway.)
I don’t dwell into comments. They’re usually below the intellectual discourse I’m used to.
I’ve been spoiled.
will not be moving to Connecticut. They felt my experience was too light.
Oh well. Timing wasn’t great I anyway.
You should look in Lapeer. I mean, before we kill you and sacrifice your corpse to teh Mirror Lake Monster.
Wait, so we’re taking over Michigan? Because there’s this river island in the UP with a converted lighthouse I have my eye on if I win big in the lottery…
Michigan is awesome. But that’s a secret I’d not like to leak out.
Hostages can move here. Encouraged.
Tell no one else.
Anyone who wants to buy a small horse farm within commuting distance of Ford, Ann Arbor, and Cabela’s is welcome to make me an offer.
Just for small horses, Leon?
The jackass pope is a disgrace.
“Anyone who wants to buy a small horse farm within commuting distance of Ford, Ann Arbor, and Cabela’s is welcome to make me an offer.”
Done!
50 bucks!
hey – who posted bail for jimes?
http://tinyurl.com/yc8k2t9f
I’ll give the Vatican 24 hours to recant or say the interpreter was drunk.
That clown in the musical interlude has some pipes.
So, second look at southern canada, MJ? We went a ahead and hired a new Ops Man, but I don’t think he’ll last. He keeps having good ideas about changing things and developing processes that work. Fool.
Sam Elliott.
*sigh*
I suspect yearningabstractly is Miley, hence no bullwhip question.
But you do get the award for the gheyest screen name.
I’ve got two arms (currently) and wouldn’t buy a Gerber machete unless it was the last one on the shelf and the zombies were closing in on me. And that is par for the course for Maine. A trend happens in the lower 49 and a year later we’re treating it like it’s brand fucking new. And clowns make me nervous.
Hotspur, it wasn’t an intentional socking, more serendipitous. I established my wordpress account to use over at Kim Du Toit’s new website. I didn’t notice that it had defaulted.
But as far as Sam Elliott is concerned… yeah, “yearning abstractly” applies.
-Miley
If you’re looking for a machete to complete your creepy clown ensemble may I recommend these guys?
http://ontarioknife.com/tools/machetes.html
Good enough for Uncle Sam, preferred by MS-13.
No, it works for large horses too.
$50 is too low.
“Vertigo” on TCM. I’ve never seen the whole thing end to end. Tonight that ends.
*cue eerie music*
You were a very apt pupil!
Sam Elliot has a bizarre looking mouth. Sort of like a bird or turtle’s beak.
He disguised it with his bushy mustache. But when he had to shave it off, he looked like a fag.
LOL
They found an ex SEAL who is now a tranny.
He wasn’t a tranny when he was a SEAL, and I would bet Mare a box of Chardonnay that none of his shipmates knew he was a fag, assuming he was at the time, which I doubt.
PTSD can do weird shit to people. It made him a fag.
Vertigo is a great movie. Very suspenseful.
I really liked N by NW.
It was great to watch old Hitchcock films because he would make an anonymous appearance. Always fun to watch for. Sometimes you had to be quick.
So MJ, name a democrat woman you would smash.
No fair naming media, hollywood, or music bitches.
A democrat politician – 10/10 would smash.
Kind of productive day after lunch – feling pretty good about it. I got my buddy’s fridge delivered, hooked up & installed, his old appliances loaded & gone with the scrap guy, fence repaired.
Some mulch got spread around at home, an eggplant harvested.
Best of all Tucker, the awesomest dog in the world, met Max the new Borzoi. Max is a rescue that just moved in across the street last week. They didn’t try to kill each other so that’s a plus I think.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulsi_Gabbard
Good one, Pups.
We should do a poat on smashable democrats.
And by we, I mean Mare.
So MJ, name a democrat woman you would smash
Ooh – can I butt in here? (No pun intended)
Hallie Jackson.
( We’ve already been through all the screen door/hurricane jokes…)
MJ, N x NW is on after Vertigo on TCM tonight.
Young grad student from Penn State succeeded in pissing off everyone he came into contact with today. Little shit wasn’t too happy to be in redneck country. I may actually call his professor about his behavior because he was extremely unprofessional. (I did refrain from making a Joe Paterno/pedo joke) I know I’m not the only one who never wants to see that turd again.
Gee I sound like Oso!
Alright, someone give Chi the keys, and he can do “Smashable Democrats”, gagging and hurling optional.
Tulsi Gabbard looks like she’d be fun in the sack.
MJ, Debbie Wasserman Schultz – would you smash?
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0/10. Would not smash.
My faith in the next generation has been partially restored. Partially.
Young grad student from Penn State succeeded in pissing off everyone he came into contact with today. Little shit wasn’t too happy to be in redneck country. I may actually call his professor about his behavior because he was extremely unprofessional. (I did refrain from making a Joe Paterno/pedo joke) I know I’m not the only one who never wants to see that turd again.
They don’t EVER want Reconstruction to be over with. That’s why they got Trump.
She’s an Army Major. What was Jack’s line in A Few Good Men about saluting?
Oh, I could post a buttload of hittable Dems (pun definitely intended that time), but I am reticent to actually type out loud amongst mixed company.
Not sure what’s acceptable here yet – I’m still new here, y’know.
Chi, post away, unless it’s something truly disgusting like Helen Thomas or Bella Abzug.
And.
They don’t EVER want Reconstruction to be over with.
I think he was surprised we were all wearing shoes, and he made a crack about climbing over the wall to go to a Mexican restaurant. He blamed Trump for not getting a NASA fellowship.
Call his professor, Romacita. He needs a good thump to grow on.
I blame Trump for me not getting a NASA fellowship as well.
https://www.costco.com/Japanese-Wagyu-Boneless-Ribeye-Roast%2c-13-lbs.product.100311435.html
You should get that and bring it to Lapeerapalooza (the one where MJ goes missing)
Sadly, I shant be making an appearance at L(towMHgm).
And I’m sure as fuck not sending $1400 of beef if I’m not eating it.
Ex seal is not gay. Or wasn’t. She’s a lesbian now.
Is Lapeerapalooza the 26th?
XY = he in a dress.
Fine
Y’all suck.
We will steal a dog and some chickens.
Leave the dog, take the teenaged daughter.
Also, steal a phone charger.
I am ready to kill feral children. Even the dot Indian kids were being assholes today. I don’t know her name, but I have had to walk The Club twice with her. She is too afraid to have her father paged on the intercom. Her brother just holds her hand and hides. Dot Indian cashier tried to help me the first time they got separated from their group. The kids don’t speak or understand Hindi
Sam Elliot was at Rancho de Chimayo at the same time we were. He looked like a local cowboy. I agree with HS about his girly fish mouth
I’m gonna hide out here. The ONT is depressing.
***waves at CoAlex***
Waves at CoAlEx…flips St Joseph the Worker. Oregon…Oregon
You gotta purty mouth.
*waves at TiFW*
I don’t feel like listening to and explanation about how all women are manipulative sluts who turn frigid after marriage.
Apparently the guy who called my reference said that they were very excited about me. This is for the Santa Barbara job.
BRB gotta lurk the ONT
SBAl is rather lame, but if that’s what you want…
I’m not going to be ORAlex. Nuh uh, ain’t gonna happen.
Of course not, we’d drop the “Ex”
I try to ignore some of the commenters anti-marriage anti-woman vibe. They can be much worse on facedouche
Sold MILs house. Trying to work a few pieces into the Condo. Ambrosio is helping Dan with the garage sale Friday. Antiques are at consignment store. There may be a few more paintings I’m interested in. I hate the frames, but Grammy’s twin was an artist in Albuquerque/Scottsdale. Kind of a Treasure Hunt to find Uncle John Sullivan’s paintings
Oso, Instapundit is bad about that misogyny crap. It’s turned into a sewer, which I hate because it used to be great for quick discussions. The HQ is for longer, slower digestion of a topic. The H2 is just for making fun of your mom. And gardening. Your mom, and gardening. And workouts. Your mom, gardening, and workouts. And cooking. Your mom, gardening, workouts, and cooking…
The H2 also has cranky women that seem to make their marriages work. Must be all the gardening
I worked with a guy we’ll call “Alan”. 20 years Air Force cop. (I know!!!!) Domestic call left him with TBI and PTSD. I have no idea where the OCD came from. I became part of his OCD work ritual 5 years ago when I started at Sam’s. He had to touch my shoulders twice before starting his shift. FF. He and his wife decided to sell their home and move to NC to be with his deployed son and grandkids. Sell home. Get Wal-Mart transfer…suffers massive heart attack. Needs transplant. All the OCD/PTSD led up to massive heart failure. From stress. That he created.
BTW I kick Puddles clown ass on that song. I don’t sing in public. His ass…KICKED
Dan is to Moose; As Car in is to babies!!’
We can’t get away from work. Dan still wants to kidnap a Newfie.
I can’t drink if Dan is in bed. I guess I start carb loading in my sleep and pass out. Dan is putting all junk food on top shelf of pantry.
From the Hundred Year War to the Crimea
With a derp and a musket and a Roman spear
To all of the men who have stood with no fear
In the service of the King
Awesome. I think I slept for 5 hours straight. That might be a record as of late.
Wondering how the president will make lefty heads implode today.
Morning!
ummmmm….H9?
G’morning, mare.
New day, new reason to be happy about life.
I think it’s supposed to be beautiful weather here, so more grilling is in order. I may go get a big salmon filet to smoke?
Salmon…can’t go wrong.
26th. Yes.
Be there or be square.
[insert picture of Moose here – the real reason people will come]
I watched a dog’s purpose last night, with Moose right beside me on the couch (whore mouf’s shut).
That was a great movie.
Didn’t get up as early as I’d hoped, but digging up potatoes with a thunderstorm coming feels like a bad idea, so I got groceries and did the dishes instead. Going to have to get up at 5 the next couple of days. Tomorrow to go walk the property with the owner’s son, Saturday to get the spuds up so they can cure for a day or two.
I remember running across the trailer A Dog’s Purpose. I cried just watching it (yeah, I’m a sentimental bastard).
Is it out on DVD yet? I’d go buy that today. Looks great, plus I’m a fan of Quaid.
Salmon smoked slowly over maplewood with a maple syrup glaze is kinda amazing. Easy as ABC but your neighbors think you’re a genius chef.
I got it at Redbox, Chi
A Dog’s Purpose.
I read the book a few years back. It was great for testing the performance and flow rate of my various eye ducts and snot valves.
No way I’d see the movie. When I saw the trailer I was like, nooooo, nope, gfy.
If no one puts up a new post you will be subjected to one of my tirades.
Fair warning!
Thanks Car in!
I think there is still a Redbox at the 7-11 around the corner. I’ll go get it today.
7-11? Say hi to Tushar!
Don’t even try it, Laura.
I’m sure I could outcry you at any silly dog movie. But I’m a sucker for sentimental flicks. I think I went through a box of Kleenex watching Homeward Bound…
And any movie about a boy/man and his dead Dad? Forget about it.
7-11? Say hi to Tushar!
Ha! I just got here, but I’m sure y’all have made all the Apu jokes, right?
I’m standing here beside myself with Joy!
Arghbargle.
Three and a half, maybe four hours sleep.
FML.
/gets out the defibrillator
Haven’t used this in a while, hope it still works…
CLEAR!
/defibs the blog
Sorry, all of my agility-destroying meetings are starting soon.
Potato harvest was this morning.
I think the potatoes are all in leon’s meeting.
Yep. Listening to them now.
Ass-potatoes.
That’s not fair. Potatoes are more agile and show more signs of productivity and personal growth.
Potato + Vicar + drapes – some assembly required.
God, we had some fun back in the old days.
You asked for it. New post.
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