You know, I’m not sure I care about serious issues anymore. Here’s what I give greater than zero f**ks about: not losing. It turns out not losing is better than losing. Hard to believe.
If someone could inform former President Romney of this eternal wisd…..oh. I guess we could call Hillary and ask her if winning….nope, that won’t do either. So we’re left with all of history as a guide. It’ll do. Not perfect, but it’ll do.
Today’s song was written about Hotspur’s thong after a long night of medicinal tequila and Meh -hee- can cuisine.
Please welcome the newest member of my spank bank! She was named after the Japanese mountain goddess, Bigimita Boobashen.
I totally made that up. That’s not true. The name of the Japanese mountain goddess is actually Boobyama Suckakuzi.
Lies. All lies. Her for serious name is Cumiko Onboobashita.
For real this time. Her name is Anri Okita and she hails from the Island of Wales, Kentucky. Born in 1922, she graduated from Boob U with the biggest of honors. You might even call them big league. After a brief stint as a hand model, a photographer noticed that she had a pretty rack, so he asked her if she’d like to show them off for money. Anri readily agreed and then we got to see her boobs a lot. End of story.
1535 12 nude anabaptists run through Amsterdam streets
1549 Tomé de Sousa appointed governor general of Brazil
1635 The Académie française forms in Paris (by Cardinal Richelieu)
1676 Wampanoag Indians under King Philip kill all men in Lancaster Mass
1713 Netherlands & Britain sign accord concerning anti-French Barrier
1716 Scottish pretender to the throne James III Edward returns to France
1720 Edmund Halley appointed 2nd Astronomer Royal of England
1763 Treaty of Paris ends French-Indian War, surrendering Canada to Britain
1774 Andrew Becker demonstrates diving suit
1794 Joseph Haydn’s 99th Symphony in E premieres
1798 Louis Alexandre Berthier invaded Rome, on February 15 proclaimed a Roman Republic and then on February 20 take Pope Pius VI as a prisoner.
1807 US Coast Survey authorized by Congress
1846 Beginning of Mormon march to western US
1846 British defeat Sikhs in battle of Sobraon, India
1855 US citizenship laws amended; all children of US parents born abroad granted US citizenship
1859 Gen Horsford defeats Begum of Oude & Nana Sahib in Indian mutiny
1860 John Brahms’ 2nd Serenade in A, premieres
1862 Dutch 2nd government of Thorbecke forms
1863 1st US fire extinguisher patent granted to Alanson Crane, Virginia
1866 Dutch government of Frans van der Putte forms
1866-Present, Other stuff
Ya’ll have a really good weekend and try not to freeze your asses off.
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