Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Thanks again to The Pirate’s Cove for the linky love. So roll out of bed, have some coffee, and let’s get started.
So there’s a new MacGyver.
which, of course, reminded me of the original in all his mulleted glory.
There’s a couple of cheesecake shots from back then.
Heh.
Some movie where Richard Dean Anderson played the bad guy.
Finally, a more modern pic.
I feel inspired to save the day with a paperclip, two rubberbands, a cassette tape, a license plate bracket, and of course, my trusty Swiss army knife. Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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I feel inspired to save the day with a paperclip, two rubberbands, a cassette tape, a license plate bracket, and of course, my trusty Swiss army knife.
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Good one! And I use to love that Steal Away song.
PJ Momma was here last night! I want to hear about her Krav Maga.
I liked the puppah gif from last night. I have a good one. Lemme go find it while you all wakey wakey.
Here it is. PUPSTER MUST WATCH THIS. And everyone else.
http://www.tastefullyoffensive.com/2014/11/golden-retriever-hilariously-fails-dog.html
i like the name Esme. One of the dogs is named that. Or the little girl. I don’t know.
That is the happiest dog on a red carpet of treats and toys. I don’t care if it was a set up. THat shit is funny.
Minnie is the name with much approval. Mollie. Maggie. Esme is nice though.
Mare, PJ could tell you about Krav maga, but then she’d have to kill you.
It think.
4 days. I could really use a puppy right nOW.
But I do have a wonderful dog on my feet, so I’ve got that going for me.
WHich is nice.
(he is going to be sooooo excited/happy)
Why do I get up so early if no one is around.
And why do I get up so early? cripes. I don’t have to drive anyone to school, but I was up at 6:15. WTF is wrong with me?
Well, she needs to get her ass back here more often. I don’t care if she is a human weapon.
And that doggie was having the time of his life.
IKR? cracked me up.
Morning ladies.
Heading back to MN today, had to splurge for business select airline tickets to ensure my safe passage. Your best wishes for safe travels on the busiest travel day of the year are greatly appreciated.
Guys, early morning we got a visitation from Pajama Momma!
I saw the eye of Sauron in the previous thread!
Anyone knows how to contact her?
I send you gentlemanly wishes for safe travel Pupster.
Business Select has awesome kibble and moist food if you treat the stewardess just right.
I was supposed to do the ONT last night and completely missed it. I’m such a fuckin’ idiot.
Maybe I shouldn’t be taking on any kind of fun projects until school is over and sanity returns.
That fog video was hilarious Carin. It reminds me of our not so well behaved dogs who want to obey commands but get oh so distracted by virtual squirrels in their mind or peripheral vision.
fog = dog
Getting my truck serviced/inspected this morning at Toyota. I feel sorry for the tire guy since my wheel is covered with deer blood from yesterday morning.
I’m on the wifi at Toyota and they block emails from ammunition companies. And the Today show is on in the lounge. And Hillary Clinton will never be president.
They had the obligatory segment about holiday eating by a doctor. Nothing new. Chew your food, eat slowly and, if you’re a liberal, don’t talk with your Trump-supporting uncle.
That golden retriever ate a lot of sausage. He reminds me of your mom.
My friend in MA has two goldendoodles and a lab/golden mix. Two are puppies of about a year old and out of control. The older doodle dog is a comparative saint.
Mmmm…sausage!
Coffee and a little time-killing before I start working on more fucking school projects. God, let it be over soon.
I so desperately want a pet. But I have no idea how to manage when I go to India every other year.
News you can use
http://nypost.com/2016/11/22/how-to-eat-as-much-as-possible-on-thanksgiving/
We waited about 5-6 years Tushar while Paula finished nursing school. Between her schedule (school, kids, work) and me working it would’ve been tough. They’ve only been in the kennel twice for a few days each time. We hate to kennel them at all. I can’t imagine a three week stay there.
Nessie the Wonder Dog went to the vet yesterday for shots in preparation for being boarded in December. She was quiet in the car, friendly with the vet and techs, and aloof to the other pets. She is like a completely different dog now, good temperament and behavior. In the past she was a 100lb honey badger on acid around strangers and other animals. It’s a nice change.
How bad did you have to beat her to get this kind of behavior?
That’s what happens with labs.
Somewhere between 2-3 years old, a switch gets flipped and you no longer want to kill them.
It doesn’t have to be a dog. A cat or a bird would be fine too. Just someone in the house who has slightly less expectations from me and won’t nag me.
My motherfucking piece of shit laptop sits idle all day. But the moment I log in, it wants to run all diagnostics, disk scans and virus scans that make it usable for 30-40 minutes. And when I finally get it working, within 30 minutes it decides that it needs to restart, and does so without any warning.
No wonder people turn to Apple in spite of all their smug bullshit.
Birds are silly pets. Not as silly as horses, but silly.
Leon, some species of parrot are great talkers and quite friendly. My kids are obsessed with them.
Have a safe trip, Pupster. Try not to snap and kill someone. I hate flying. This last trip to NYC, Penelope didn’t get tickets ’til the last minute, and we ended up at the very back of the plane. With the way people struggle to get unloaded, I’m pretty sure if there’s a fire, 90% will die.
Parrots live as long as people, your kids will inherit a parrot.
I would love a pet to help with my stress levels, but since I’m looking after dad these days having to feed and maintain one ornery critter is probably my limit.
Parrots not only may outlive you, they may tattle on you once you’ve passed. Which could make for awesome will readings.
“…and to my beloved Melina, faithful all these–”
“SQWAAAAAK Bitch fcuked the gardner! SQWAAAAAK”
“um, I hereby bequeath–”
“SQWAAAAAK Should leave it all to Debbie, better in bed SQWAAAAAK”
OK, @jack got suspended last night.
From his own platform.
That there’s Ewok-level Internet godhood.
Who’s that?
Jack Dorsey, Twitter CEO
Looks like Pajama Momma pocket drunk poated last night.
Trump is so racist! He is going to appoint Nikki Haley as UN ambassador.
The only reason he is sending her into that den of thieves is because she is brown.
That golden retriever ate a lot of sausage. He reminds me of your mom.
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HAHAAAH
Where has PD been? I want a hip update and whatnot.
Is brother Cavil channeling Spurwing Plover?
I don’t think I’d admit to being the Twitter CEO in public. What got him banned? Did he say Sarkeesian is a grifting malcontent or something?
I literally dread going to work today.
I’m just happy dad turned out not to have caught my cold. After the fun and games last Christmas if I’d missed Thanksgiving I could have improvised but I would still have had to have cut a bitch.
Carin is not a fan of Friendsgiving.
In my hometown the night before Thanksgiving was a major drunkfest at various bars around the city. I participated for a couple of years but realized it was more fun to grab a couple of cases of beer and hang out with your friends at a gravel pit with a bonfire or in the extension off someone’s house around the woodstove. I wonder if the reunion drunkfests happen at her place.
The night before hasn’t been as crazy as it used to be. I just … ugh.
The regulars are going to drive be FUCKING batty.
Anyone knows how to contact her?
Join the facechimp, she’s over there.
Yea, she’s on facedouche all the time.
I thought only old people and feminists were on facedick.
My Internet service providers are the biggest idiotic assholes on the planet. My internet is not working. So went to their website using my phones cellular network. They want me to downloas and use a fancy app.
So I do that. Switch back to my wifi and start their app. Got a message saying they can’t help me because I am not connected to the internet.
Yes, you retarded assholes. That is exactly why I am trying to call you.
How long does the switch take for a spaniel? That video could be of ADD Elliot. I swear he has it, just too distracted for simple commands.
Then why aren’t you there, mare? *runs
http://www.theamericanconservative.com/dreher/weimar-germany-weimar-america/
Good article, CA.
What’s everyone up to today?
Stuffing the thanksgiving grouper?
That was taken before I had coffee this morning. I’m going to kill him.
Stuffing my scrod
I should go select a pumpkin for roasting.
Be my dufus neighbor a few days ago.
Gets in uber because power is out.
Tells me he can’t get the car out of the garage.
I don’t explain how garage doors work cuz moving and dufus.
Horses are jerks http://tinyurl.com/ht86tpl
I told Roamacita’s stuttering cat joke to my mother yesterday. She laughed and laughed. I loved it.
Some people on the right are trying to point out that Keith Ellison is a wrong choice to lead DNC. This is a stupid approach. Let them go ahead and put people in top positions purely depending on whether they are innies or outies, have a sufficiently exotic skin, where they like to stick their ugly bits and whether they bow towards mecca or not.
They already lost a big one because they were more worried about allowing men to piss in ladies toilets than jobs, economy, immigration and terrorism. Let them go further down that path and self destruct.
Lets not stand in their way.
Reality strikes hard, even in Brooklyn…
http://thefederalist.com/2016/11/23/brooklyn-grocery-store-played-sweet-home-alabama-everyone-lost-minds/
Anyone making homemade tartar?
It’s pretty easy.
What a scam.
There are currently NCAA basketball tournaments in Cancun, the Bahamas, and Hawaii.
Who is actually here right now? Are there enough of us to Do a Thing?
I’m at the gym. It’s closed. This is vexing.
The moose out front DID NOT tell me.
Homemade tartar? You mean put some relish in mayonnaise tartar?
That’s how I used to make tartar sauce for topping fish filets when I was a kid, Hotspur. It was good.
I don’t like tartar sauce on fish. It wrecks the flavor. But I love dipping fries in it.
Best home made tartar:
Mayo
Pickle juice
Chopped dill pickles
Celery seed
some dill
Finely chopped onion
People go nuts for this stuff when I serve it.
Oh, and Jay, you better look over your shoulder regularly tonight.
There is sweetness in relish. There is no sweetness in my tartar.
It’s a Trump during debates kind of tartar.
I want to hear roamy’s stuttering cat joke.
We’re having TD at the home of someone who owns a Tesla. Uffffffffff, although I don’t expect political talk and if there is I’m going to play LIV.
I am here a little. Hanging with Possum while wife does horse crap. The hot wire that I re-hung either has a break in it somewhere or our controller box is borked.
I’ll just keep silent, shake my head, and grin.
It’s going to be epic.
Here you go, Mare:
I hate tartar sauce. Malt vinegar or some lemon juice is all I want on fish.
Tartar sauce isn’t done until you put it in the sun for a couple of hours.
HA! Thanks, Lauraw!
Mr. RFH and the kids went horseback riding today (hi Mare!) and brought back an asthma attack for me. Yay.
Other than that, it’s been a good day. I played in the lab.
Mare, I am taking a krav maga class – what did you want to know?
Do you need to do a lot of kicks, Roamy?
We had breakfast for supper tonight. I went shopping today for eggs and rice cakes and ended up buying B+B, Maine made whiskey and a bottle of wine along with the goods. What I didn’t buy was anything for dinner. As Paula leaned over the cast iron pan to put a strip of bacon on, Rowan grabbed the two other raw pieces from her hand and had them down his gullet before she could react. It was hilarious but I had to act like I was angry.
A kick to the groin is called a krav maga handshake. There are groin kicks, kicks to the chest, roundhouse kicks. I can’t get my legs high enough for some of them, but I keep trying.
Serious question, would someone explain to me why Hillary continues to get votes and Trump doesn’t?
100% of car trunk ballots break for the Dem.
Mare axe about my hip earlier. Progress report: 98% functionality about 95% of time. There are mornings where it hurts a little to walk for the first hour or two. No rhyme or reason to by that I know of. A couple or three aspirin usually makes it better. Don’t think it’ll ever be 100% but neither will any other body part. Thanks for axing.
CoAlEx, next meat up, don’t bring that game. Mkay?
If I get you for Secret Satan, I’m mailing it to Dan.
Having a hard time loading images into wordpress via url.
Any suggestions?
Hey, PD, that actually sounds very successful! Do you mind me asking how your weight loss quest is going? If you do mind….oopsie.
A trend I could support
http://www.capecodtimes.com/lifestyle/20161123/what-if–you-ate-thanksgiving-pies-tonight
Jimbro, try loading them onto tinypic.com first, or save them to your own computer then upload to wordpress that way.
Okay, it’s weird, never had that problem before. Must be an update somewhere.
Okay, it’s weird, never had that problem before.
Things Hostages say!!
/$100,000 Pyramid
Exhausted! Wednesday prior to Thanksgiving is yuge!!! Happy Thanksgiving!!! Dan totes changed the menu for tomorrow. Back to the basics.
Mr. RFH and Mini-me made the pumpkin pies. Yum!
Exactly, Lauraw, Hillary gets every post election vote? The world calls Bullshit (except the media).
I saw the Covergirl ad with the boy? it? seriously disturbed person in it. I might take makeup advice from Gene Simmons but not that effeminate zhe whatever. Ugh. Who thought a boy selling mascara was a good idea?
Mare family theater:
Scene: mare and Mr. Mare watching Hallmark Christmas movies. An ad comes on for a new movie premier.
Mare: Ohh, that looks good!
Mr Mare: (proudly) Already have it recorded!
Mare: I’m so glad I married a gay guy.
Mr. Mare: I know, right!
Fin
Roamy, I saw that too. Are we really supposed to participate in his mental illness? And pay for it? Screw Covergirl. I’m done.
This woman deserves our pity
http://bangordailynews.com/2016/11/23/news/hancock/pantsuit-nations-founder-refuses-to-be-defeated-by-clintons-loss/
“…she has decided this week to quit her job in order to focus on nurturing Pantsuit Nation — in addition to parenting her two young children and serving on the local school board.”
Let it go
Watching Charlie Brown Thanksgiving. Dan is still trying to figure out how I am every single Peanuts character. Wanh wanh
I Muttley laughed at Ellen DeGeneres getting turned away from the White House because she didn’t have ID.
Ted Cruz with the sweet tweet Roamy
Is that the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch that Saint Maddog is holding?
Work was legendary horrible tonight.
Lady called and said some were picking up the puppies on Saturday.
I work until four, so I don’t know if it’s do-able.
I’ll call on friday.
Car in blow off work and go get the puppy. Work does not love you, the puppy will.
For mare only. Up about 20 post op cause I’ve been being a dick and drinking beer on a near daily basis. Intend to correct it in 17.
Intend to correct it in 17.
…from nearly daily to daily?
Spad speaks truth
Pick up the puppy. Take to work.
Home.
No land just sky it’s so serene
Your pink fat lips let go a scream
You derp and melt I love the scene
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