Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Interesting that this is the 200th poat titled HHD. Pretty sure they aren’t all mine, but then I’ve used the Olympic titles recently instead of just plain HHD. Anyway…
I’m watching “Captain America: Winter Soldier” while putting this together, so we have to start off with Chris Evans.
Also with Georges St. Pierre.
Then a fake redhead for Carin
Looks thoughtful.
Nice smile.
And last but not least.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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Sickening, but true
http://ninetymilesfromtyranny.blogspot.com/2016/09/journalism-101.html
nice olympic titles Roamy
Wakey wakey.
Ok, been watching “The Night Of” … it’s really good.
I’m going to fry up a bunch of purple potatoes tonight. I’ll let you know if they taste more purple than regular potatoes.
Purple beans didn’t taste purple.
Purple is a scam
I tried a bean, pre cook. Tasted purple.
After boiling it tasted more green.
Carol in The Walking Dead reminds me of our Carin.
Have you booked your flight to CLT yet, HS?
Just wondering when I should expect you.
Instead of Burning Man we should have Burning Mom where at the end of a week of revelry and peace and love and sharing we burn an effigy of your mom.
What the eff is CLT?
was it Car in with the purple beans that boiled green, or laura?
Charlotte
Must be your mom’s name.
How about Burning Hipster, which finishes off the proceedings by using a thermobaric device on the attendees?
Hillary is getting sick boated, she just doesn’t know it yet.
I’d like to visit Charlotte someday. HotBride was there last winter (we have a friend who spends her winters there), and spent a couple days in Asheville, then a few days in Raleigh. She had a great time.
You’re going to owe me a trip when Nurse Pickles McDeathbed loses to the God Emperor Cheeto Doll Hands.
You underestimate the power of the DNC to rig the election.
I’m naive. Life is easier this way.
Your mom enjoyed my purple bean
I miss being able to afford naivete. I was much happier then.
It was me who bought into the purple bean scam and grew them.
NEVER AGAIN.
My purple bean is not a scam.
That’s not what my mom said.
I flicked your mom’s purple bean.
I bet Brian Williams thinks purple beans taste different.
Only under Sarajevo gunfire with Nurse Pickles.
Woo hoo! I got a vegan to call me Hitler, and a troll!
Leon has weird hobbies.
The point is to dissuade any poor soul on the fence by making the vegan say ridiculous things in defense of their indefensible positions. It’s my way of giving back.
Brian Williams keeps saying he felt up your mom, oddlly the one thing he hasn’t lied about.
Whoa, mare from the top turnbuckle!
Instead of Burning Man we should have Burning Mom where at the end of a week of revelry and peace and love and sharing we burn an effigy of your mom.
No, no, no. Burning Mom describes the week after your mom gets back from burning man. Before the penicillin starts to work.
A HS classmate posted a picture of herself doing crossfit. In a skort.
#itsspreading…
Trump is warmongering.
He’s really schlonging Clinton at the moment.
Yeah, Trump has really improved his public speaking and campaigning.
It’s almost like the early Trump was a trap to lull Hillary into a false sense of security, only for the real Trump to come out when it was too late for her to do anything about it.
…yeah, I don’t believe that either, but wouldn’t it be awesome…?
My guess is that the Pickles camp is busily cancelling any debates. There’s no way she’s getting on stage to get skewered by Trump. Nobody has ever stood up to her. She’d crumble.
This shindig tonight can hardly be called a debate. I’m sure the MSM already has their storylines written and are just waiting to hit “Send”.
Trump is Mr. Lee from Snow Crash. Daffy public image because it serves him well. I firmly believe that.
I want Trump to win because if he does then it will “prove” that early campaigning and all that crap isn’t necessary, and will hopefully discourage other candidates from doing so. Far better to save your funds for after Labor Day. I want my peaceful summers back, damn it.
So what’s up w Hilldog and the pickles references? What have I missed?
A HS classmate posted a picture of herself doing crossfit. In a skort.
#itsspreading…
My gym is having a bit of a crises. The cf owner went “into business” with a gal who does boot camp type workouts. I’ve known her for a few years. Anyway, so we use the same space – and she has a TON of classes and is starting to take our times away.
A woman was so mad this morning I made her take a run with me so she didn’t tee off.
If’s funny because the owner pushes this boot camp stuff – but SHE HERSELF lifts weights (at another gym).
Todays 9 am was turned into some sort of transitional “conditioning” class.
I just did my crossfit workout in the back with the other lady who was pissed.
Most of the boot camp gals couldn’t make it through a cf workout.
I’m told there’s compelling video evidence of Brian Williams’ daughter eating another woman’s ass. Literally, not figuratively. That seems like poor parenting to me.
People are calling her pickles because she was on a dumb late night show and they had her open a jar of pickles to prove her vitality.
Hurr hurr hurr.
Then she coughed up a license plate, a chinchilla sweater, and $2.50 worth of silver dimes when she finally resurfaced this week.
http://www.westernfreepress.com/2016/09/07/at-this-point-it-makes-a-huge-difference/
Yeah, that’s about where I am too, wiser.
Besides, who knows? This bozo may actually be good as President. Or at least has a better chance than the alternatives, and by that I mean “measurable non-zero probability”.
It’s taken me a while to get here, but as more and more stuff comes out about Hillary, I simply cannot miss the opportunity to at least vote against her.
I may not like what Cheetohead McSmalldick does, but I guarantee I’m not going to enjoy 4 years of the Harpy-in-Chief.
I’m used to it.
Romney – Obama
McCain – Obama
Bush – Kerry
Bush – Gore
Dole – Clinton
Bush – Clinton
It’s been a way of life.
It’s why I like the Icelandic Solution more and more…
I’ve resigned myself to putting an X next to trumps name on the ballot. I’m not convinced he’s any better than Jesse Ventura, or Jerry Springer, or that cupcake senator from Minnesota whose name is escaping me at the moment. Reality show hosts and shit don’t inspire in me much confidence. But I gotta vote against the most openly corrupt candidate in us history.
Plus, I’m a huge mysogynist. But that’s a given…….along with my racism and homophobia. All a part of the white mans legacy and shit.
Stefan, my first drink for SES is going to be cheeto themed. And we’re going to talk about Trump the whole time because I know how you love him.
We might have a wicked witch drink as well. Just sayin.
Eh. I use the name of a genocidal villain to mock the names we get called. Doesn’t mean a thing to me anymore.
I used to use another nic online, but…I want to keep some parts of me separate from others, for the time being. Until it’s safer.
That section of video ( posted at ace’s) where after Hillary freezes a mysterious handler runs over and rubs her back and says “we’re here, it’s okay, continue talking,” is effing bizarre. That is NOT normal and she has some condition. Cabal. Dead serious, cabal.
The one thing that really bugs me this cycle is not that people want to adhere to their hard-core, rock-ribbed conservatism. I get that. I would like to myself.
But why in the world would you then turn around and actively campaign FOR Hillary Clinton?
But why in the world would you then turn around and actively campaign FOR Hillary Clinton?
Because the first was a pose for brand purposes that they never really believed a word of?
I mean, it kinda fits the observed facts…
The balloon reaction was just too much for me. It was so weird.
Maybe she was pretty hyped up afterward. It was a pretty good speech (for her).
Either that or she went full retard.
I’m gonna go with retard.
Her freezing up, more then once, is indicative of something I just don’t know what. And she absolutely has someone nearby to prop her up and handle and control her when she loses it.
Imagine the control, money, vetting etc., necessary to contain whatever is going on.
And ZERO press conferences. It’s baffling ( unless you understand they are ideologues or fearfull) how not one “journalist” will question what is going on.
“This bozo may actually be good as President.”
Compared to Obama or Hillary he’ll be great.
Don’t forget coughing up large green jawbreakers during campaign stops!
But why in the world would you then turn around and actively campaign FOR Hillary Clinton?
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They’re betting on her screwing up things so badly that a sling-shot effect gets them what they want 4-years hence without Trump muddying the waters with his less-than-rock-ribbed conservatism. Granted he is compared to her, but a John Bircher he ain’t!
The problem with that being possibly 3-4 Supreme Court nominations that she can fingerprint the next 2 decades with.
SMOD 2016!
Probably a good plan, Mr. Amin.
Also, the likelihood she’ll try to outlaw opposition parties on the grounds of “hate speech”.
That’s “for the children” BTW.
Great post by Ace about Neil HeadUpHisAss Tyson.
I’ll never understand the argument that requires we lose today to win tomorrow.
Tomorrow is a long way off.
And because of that, George Will et al can forever use Hope Solo’s starfish to clean his ridiculous glasses.
I am going to watch this stupid event tonight.
If Hillary coughs up a furball I don’t want to miss it.
George Will et al can forever use Hope Solo’s starfish to clean his ridiculous glasses.
I must know. Was that an “off the cuff” remark or did you roll that around in your head for a bit first?
Tell me, MJ.
Watching it live vs watching the gif/video clips?
I’ll stick with the reruns. Although, it would be historic to watch Hillary cough up a lung and lose the presidency as a result.
Tell me, MJ.
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Plagiarism. Straight up.
Did Hope Solo actually take a pic of her bum hole and send it to someone? Yes, yes, I’m old but who the hell does that and is it really a turn on?
*prays this is not a “trend”*
I get a sexy picture of your whole bottom but just that? Nope.
I’m watching reruns of Castle and politics aside I love watching Nathan Fillion because he looks just like my little brother.
I see I may be doing a stream of consciousness.
Did Hope Solo actually take a pic of her bum hole and send it to someone?
Probably?
I should figure out how to do a post of my daughter’s kitten/cat he is awesome in every way. I’m babysitting him while she’s working up north. He’s my baby now and she can’t have him back. He’s best buddies with my Bofus.
Mini-me informs me that if you mispronounce lederhosen, it translates to “unfortunate pants”.
I am watching the opening ceremony for the Paralympics because not Hillary or Trump. I figure the highlights will be on AoS or Twitchy tomorrow.
hahahaha
“probably?”
How was your, uhm…pending HR investigation/lawsuit for millions against NASA, Roamie?
Haven’t seen the culprit, Pupster, wonder if he’s on vacation or was sent home for a few days.
Other than one stupid meeting (NSFW sound), yesterday and today were good work days.
https://is.gd/TnP8V7
Did Hope Solo actually take a pic of her bum hole and send it to someone? Yes, yes, I’m old but who the hell does that and is it really a turn on?
*prays this is not a “trend”*
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**deletes draft of email to Mare**
***looks at xbradtc’s photo stream to see what he had for dinner….wet and dry heaves***
Did Hope Solo actually take a pic of her bum hole and send it to someone? Yes, yes, I’m old but who the hell does that and is it really a turn on?
*prays this is not a “trend”*
It’s already a trend. Naked selfies are apparently a thing among young women.
What I find interesting is that in the pictures she’s got a severe case of resting bitch face. She doesn’t look happy at all. You’d think if she was sending these to her husband, she’d want to make them seductive, but instead they’re… clinical.
One of the side effects of the saturation of sex in our society is that seduction has gone by the wayside. Young women don’t understand that the less you reveal, the more interesting it can be.
Plus, there’s less chance of your asshole being seen by millions of people online.
You should tape that.
I bet if they gave a jar to Hillary and one to Trump, he couldn’t open his. Tiny hands.
She could open hers with her powerful vagina.
That’s what we’re voting on. Right?
I can’t taste the purple.
Your mom can.
Young women don’t understand that the less you reveal, the more interesting it can be.
It’s true, I don’t think most of them can even comprehend a strip tease.
Dave can’t taste half the colors.
Pickles Mcliesalot lied a lot. I mean a lot a lot.
Is there a superlative for a supreme liar?
Following Fung’s recommendation, I plated them with malted vinegar and some salsa. They are quite tasty. A little waxier than reds, perfect for fries.
Also following Fung’s recommendation, this is breakfast.
Is there a superlative for a supreme liar?
Satan.
Supreme Liar – Pinnochio’s Mom
Ev’rybody have fung tonight
Ev’rybody have fung tonight
Ev’rybody Wang Chung tonight
Ev’rybody have fung tonight
Ev’rybody Wang Chung tonight
Ev’rybody have fung
Hope Solo likes to show off her fung hole
If you give Dave a bag of Skittles, he can only taste yellow.
Evening Hostages. How goes it?
Wait, which one is the fung hole, Jimbo?
Right next to the bung hole
Ah. Ok.
Sweet merciful…I just googled and saw the pictures. I like nude women as much as any guy, but her shit was not attractive. Damn. She masturbate with a soccer cleat or something??
I took the bait and looked too Brent. Wishing I didn’t now.
Dave can name that tune in less than one note.
See what I mean??? That’s either really unfortunate genetics or overuse bordering on abuse.
I’m thinking it’s more nurture than nature IYKWIM
I can’t tell if she’s had too many vagina steam baths or if she needs more. And, frankly, I don’t want to know.
Ask your mom.
Huh, I didn’t realize my mom knew Hope Solo. Thanks Scott!
Hope Solo:
https://is.gd/0yiuD1
Hope Solo: http://i.imgur.com/Xsku55I.jpg
so i was stupid enough to look at the pics too…
i hate you people
that shit will put a lad off his feed for a while
I guess I just don’t know how to google, cause the most alarming thing I saw was her with Bernie Sanders.
Of course, earlier this afternoon I had to ask Mrs. Pendejo who Hope Solo was. I figured she was a Star Wars character. That’s the price you pay for intentionally tuning out pop culture. And shit.
Never mind……..I figured it out.
Jesus H Christopher Columbus…..that ought to be the textbook definition of TMI from this point going forward.
*whistles innocently*
Click through at your own risk.
http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/hacker-leaks-hope-solo-nude-photos/
http://tinyurl.com/hjfqlsd
http://tinyurl.com/jfqe3yt
http://tinyurl.com/hhjl2cj
if han solo’s daughter’s cootch was a dog”
http://tinyurl.com/hgtlegq
Hope Solo shot first!
Excuse the formatting. This is from an e-mail:
Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy on a
recommendation I decided to have it done while visiting friends in
San Francisco , where the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating.
As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure.
“Don’t worry, at this stage of the procedure it’s quite normal to get an erection,” the nurse told me.
“I haven’t got an erection,” I replied.
“No, but I have,” replied the nurse.
Don’t get a colonoscopy in San Francisco…
*laughing at jam*
It’s taken me a while to get here, but as more and more stuff comes out about Hillary, I simply cannot miss the opportunity to at least vote against her.
I may not like what Cheetohead McSmalldick does, but I guarantee I’m not going to enjoy 4 years of the Harpy-in-Chief.
I’m right there with you. And I completely reject the idea that I’m a sell-out, or an idiot, or whatever they say about people who are going to vote for Trump.
I. Hate. Hillary.
Trump isn’t going to be able to hide the bodies, and everyone may get pissed, but it’s either trump or Hillary, and some massive vote for X-third party isn’t gonna do shit.
It’s just not. I don’t believe that. Nothing has convinced me so far.
1. Vote for Johnson
2. ?
3. Conservative revolution!!
Someone esplain how that happens.
It’s true, I don’t think most of them can even comprehend a strip tease.
One of the reasons that I enjoy burlesque shows is that they still appreciate that it’s strip tease and not just a gynecological examination.
One of the reasons that I enjoy burlesque shows is that they still appreciate that it’s strip tease and not just a gynecological examination.
Don’t care much for the idea of some stripper flinging her cooch around anywhere near me, but hell, if she just wants to display the skill of her plastic surgeon, by God this is America and she should feel free to express herself.
The only time I go to strip clubs is when I’m in Portland.
The burlesque shows I started to go to while in Colorado Springs. Not always the best bodies… some should not have been naked, but they seemed to have a good time and entertain the crowd.
“Someone esplain how that happens.”
watershed moments in history –
sadly the next one will be the fall of the American Republic
as with the fall of Rome it will take a while: it’s really heartbreaking for those of us (and i include all of you my friends) who actually understand the darkness that will descend on humanity, to watch, as the goodness brought about by the Exceptionalism of America, is extinguished by the evil that the clintons, putins, soros’, jong-ils, et al, their progeny, and predecessors have&will covers us with and the price in blood and misery they have always exacted from mankind.
i try not to truly hate; but it is difficult at times
for the time being we at least have our families and each other
and your mom jokes
And this lamp.
And this dog.
And cocaine.
And the ashtray.
and hope
especially hope:
http://tinyurl.com/hx47l2o
http://tinyurl.com/zxk8yws
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Your-Moms-Starfish-Grooming-Academy/145960135483578
Need a good laugh? “Better Late Than Never” on NBC is your answer. Not kidding.
What a day. Work. Padrino was having planned surgery for a stent for aortic aneurism. Everything was going well….had a post surgery heart attack. My cousin called Dan to see if we could go to the hospital and be with my Nina. My AUSA uncle and my soon to be BERNCO DA had arrived by the time the surgery team showed up to speak to the family. Lawyers ask totes different questions than regular people. Exhausted
Funneh stuff. This AM, I had serial night terrors. Not enough to fully wake me up…enough to wake Dan…15 minutes before his alarm. I remember striking out and screaming…that’s it. Dan claims I was screaming “SPIDERS! SPIDERS” and fighting webs.
Dan: I hope you don’t mind sleeping on the couch. I really need my sleep and I don’t have time for freak show tonight. (Should I be offended?)
My prayers Oso.
Rant on/
Alzheimer’s needs to DIAFF.
I called my mom 5 times today, My long suffering (but wound tight) brother heard the phone ringing the 5th time, said she was saying Hello into the TV remote. Sent me a video of her going in circles for as long as his phone would record. I asked her about it and was surprised she said definitely,”I wanted to go someplace but couldn’t remember where” DIAFF
She escaped yesterday for the first time, found her wandering 3 miles away. With no clothes on.DIAFF
Putting her in a home will come soon. A house payment for her, for me, and for my brother. Funny that every last penny your family can scrape together for the next 5 years is exactly what it costs.
DIAFF.
Rant off/
Owning comments. My Nino is the best. He converted to Catholicism and immediately became the family conscience. Rocket guy at White Sands. Husker. Dave Winfield of the pale school. 3 sport professional recruit in the 50s. More money in rocket surgery. 😳
Vman…where we are with MiL. Unlike most, she could live to be 100 at MemoryCare facility and still have 💰. Such a hard decision. 🙏🏻
Before life Rochaimbeauxed me, today really sucked. I was yelled at by 3 people before I got them to calm their tits and be nice
While I do not fault my dad, he retired and had 10 good years doing everything they wanted, when he suddenly died leaving enough to buy a new Yugo.
10 years later mom doesn’t know who I am, or how to answer a phone, She does ask 5x in 10 min. if I am married. One look and women ans children run screaming. How do you tell your mom, I am the hunchback of Notre Dame or his twin
MiL doesn’t recognize me any longer. She still knows Dan. The staff at The Woodmark is sensational. Part of me wants her to live long enough to exhaust all savings. Unfortunately, she and FiL were frugal.
I’ll say this, I’m thankful that neither Mom nor Dad was robbed of their senses before the end.
Apparently grandpa took too much insulin and ended up in the ICU a few days ago. Mom and I didn’t know until he posted a note on FB. Aunt Diane never saw fit to call mom and tell her.
I need it all, baby, that’s no lie
I need a lover with an alibi
I wanna fall into a derp so sweet
Honey baby, baby, I’m hard
Hard to beat
Hope your grandpa is okay, Colex.
He’s fine, apparently. But this crap with Aunt Diane is rapidly getting worse. Mom was disinvited from my cousin’s wedding and now this. I half expect to find out when grandma or grandpa dies via an email two weeks after the funeral.