Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. This one is almost too easy (like your mom ), except trying not to repeat what I posted last time. Let’s get moving.
We’re leading the medal count as I write this.
Gymnast Sam Mikulak with a decent haircut.
Tennis player from Spain for a little multiculturalism.
Diver David Boudia.
Another diver, Sam Dorman.
Gymnast Danell Leyva
I think this is gymnast Jacob Dalton.
Let’s wrap this up with a nice group.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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Roamy, for the gold!!
You motherfuckers need to use vowels today. I ain’t about all that fill in the blank bullshit when I’m trying to follow your pathetic musings on this here cumdumpster blog.
Also, good morning.
Tennis player from Spain looks like he wants to be all thug. Except that he’s a fucking tennis player.
My Dear PD, what are you talking about?
…concerning “fill in the blank”
Lipstick has no ‘u’ button, Mare. Also:
Went to an Irish Pub for dinner, waitress was a mousey redhead with glasses, wearing a plaid skirt and black tank top with Friday accessories.
Is it okay to hate Pupster for not inappropriately asking to take pictures?
Good morning darlings. The Spanish guy is cute, trying to look all tough. I would give him a cookie and ask about his Mom.
So I simultaneously tackled the Papers stage (of Marie Kondo’s book on de-cluttering) and cleared and reorganized half of this office into a workout area.
Well, it also contains a photocopier and a Singer sewing machine table on one wall, but the rest of it has my bike stand and weights.
All ready to go. Just look at it, so neat and clean.
Yep. Just look.
Just.
Lookin’ at it. From my chair, here.
Need more coffee.
I thought about putting in the Tonga guy, but I figured everyone had already seen him, and I didn’t like all the oil.
Dizzy this morning, figured it’s allergies stopping up my head.
I got up at a quarter to 6 and then rode my bike around the block (4 miles) while I ran the sprinkler on the garden, then I put away clean dishes and washed all the dirty ones.
So I’ve got that going for me.
Can’t do anything in here until Scott wakes up and he’s being quite late abed today. I’m gonna go outside and plant some Fall crops and repot the ‘extra insurance’ strawberry runners for overwintering on the porch and then pick beans and tomatoes.
Ciao ragazzi
What, no Steele Johnson?
*embarrassed*
Yikes. Um, Jay, I think you’re commenting on the wrong message board again.
PG is bemoaning the fact that L-ppy doesn’t have a u key.
Thanks laura. Damn tabs.
Nephew’s wife has created a monster. She thought it was so cute to take second day of school pics, then third day of school pics. Fourth day pics. Fifth day pics. Well, now it’s sixth day of school, and great-niece insists on another getting on the bus pic. The look on the bus driver’s face is priceless.
Steele Johnson looks like he’s 15.
Your mom has a Steele Johnson. Or perhaps it’s ceramic.
I should plant some Fall crops this weekend. Haven’t had good luck with leafy greens, so maybe some parsnips or carrots.
I did crossfit . Now soccer field.
They’re doing suicides. Ethan is going to be grumpy.
Soccer field = purple dildo?
This fucking kid knew exactly what he was doing when he took his fake bomb to school.
Fuck the left and everything they believe in.
And while we’re at it, set the muzzie father and mother that were at Hillary’s coronation on fire.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/family-ahmed-mohamed-arrested-over-clock-sues-texas-schools-civil-rights/
Co-worker is fighting stage 4 colon cancer, just posted a pic of last night’s dinner on Instagram. No fucking way if I was dealing with cancer, would I celebrate a meal involving kale chips, soy bacon or bread with non-GMO margarine.
Leon, parsnips take basically a whole year to grow. Do you mean turnips? I am about to plant more little Japanese turnips at this time. They are ready to harvest in a month and a half and stand pretty good in freezes. Not as good as golden ball turnips though.
If you do carrots, presoak the seeds a day or two in water, changing the water twice a day. Otherwise they take three f-uhhdamn weeks to sprout in the soil.
Soy and margarine are of the debbil
I think I meant turnips, yeah.
rutabaga?
Moose won’t let me eat watermelon. He wants it all.
He’s now eating my blueberries.
Where is Mateen’s wife?
Freakin’ hilarious.
http://imgur.com/gallery/RsrRq
Ooops!! Go to the link and scroll down.
The pizza one…bwaaa ha ha haaa
HEY! That one guy stole my machete! I have that exact same cheapo gerber machete in my EDC bag. It slices, it dices, it julienne fries!
I love the cordless drill one. Staring off into the distance…
A couple of those guys had “tells” in their pics. One is wearing a Citadel Shirt (Mil Academy) and another has a big ole honkin watch preferred by SEALs and certain SF types. Also, unlike the original badass, the ones that post pics of actual firearms all managed to keep their booger hooks off the trigger.
WTF?? No comments for a hour?? What? Are Leon and Jay actually working today ??
My new work laptop came, so yeah.
Does it have a space bar?
Yep. And a ‘u’ key.
https://imgur.com/gallery/M3asA
I was having lunch.
Working. pshaw
I was with your mom.
Anita was at the gym this morning, rockin ‘to her tunes on the Precor before hitting the weights.
Someone tapped her on the back. She stopped, pulled her ear-buds, and turned to see WTF, O?
A man she didn’t know told her that her back looked great and she was making great progress.
She told him; “Thanks for the complement. When I get home for breakfast, I’ll let my husband know!”
The man left the gym…
More evidence for my theory that Anita and Chrispy are celebrities.
“Ah, okay, well, I meant what I said. You have a great day.”
Make a friend, maybe connect with her single friends with similar hobbies. He sucks at this.
The media should pose this question to Malia.
I dont, not me. EVAH! That maryjane stuff is from de debil! Its baaaaad, leads to indiscriminate sex, mischief and thievery. I can not abide by the usage of such a noxious weed.
Now if some of you good citizens would just point to the nearest “dealer” I will address the issue ….
Heh Heh…. Trump struck a nerve with his 2nd amendment crack. In general, Pols dont like to be reminded of what the essence of the 2nd is really about. Too scary for em…..
Well, we had to cut her rings off many years ago, when she broke her finger in volleyball. She’ll never get a ring on that deformed finger again.
Maybe that was it.
Maybe he just hits on old women at the gym because he thinks they will be grateful…
http://tinyurl.com/z3claul
Florida
It’s just funny because we hear about how wonderful the first two daughters are – and what good parents the Obama’s are.
They have been given EVERY advantage, every perk. Every trip and adventure.
I’m kinda pissed that we’re paying money to have Malia delivered and guarded (who knows what that cost us) so she can get stoned and twerk at lollapalooza.
The Obama daughters are skanks and well versed in the art of skankiness. It is impossible for 15/16 year olds who watch (are allowed to watch) that filth not to be. Gross.
Forgot to add, “…who watch/intern for Girls.”
Oh no, muslim racism has spread to Polish Michigan!
http://www.gopusa.com/?p=13566?omhide=true
But:
In January, Hamtramck’s city council became Muslim-majority.
Wouldn’t that mean that Muslims are doing the oppressing? They are in charge.
I’m pretty sure that Malaria and Salmonella, in spite of their being transported, guarded, and private-schooled on the taxpayer dime, feel that they are being “kept down by The Man” – because that’s what they have been taught by their folks.
The poor underprivileged girls…
That would be the time not to shoot.
I didn’t realize they used blanks, and fired at people during those exercises.
They don’t have to be kept down. It’s enough that “someone” is being kept down.
Doesn’t necessarily have to be in the present day, either. Anytime in the last 600 years is ok.
I should be off the hook. My ancestors came over in the mid 1850s, and lived in the North, good little icebacks that they were. We’ve never had slaves.
I only keep sex slaves.
Your all slaves of cisgendered, heteronormative, patriarchal, misogynistic oppressor thinking and should give your money and possesions to “others” and then die…at which point you’ll be forgiven.
at which point you’ll be forgiven.
No we won’t. They tear down statues 200 years later.
We lost a Patriot today. MVB over at Sipsey Street Irregulars passed away this morning. He was a vocal pro 2A Activist and was significant in bringing the “Fast & Furious” gun running op by the ATF to national attention. He also founded the III%. His son Matt is taking up his fathers banner. If you’ve never heard of the III% check em out. (at least the concept)
Remember when the Bush daughters were caught drinking underage and the media lectured us on how we shouldn’t delve into their private lives and how they weren’t politicians and as such were off limits?
Yeah, me neither. Fuck the left. I still suspect that Sasha or Malia will get pregnant by some basketball player or rap artist.
Or a fucking Kennedy heir.
No way, PG. NE Democrats are horrible racists.
Sasha or Malia will get pregnant by some basketball player or rap artist.
Then they can receive the sacrament of abortion.
Why are you sausage festers always killing threads?
I come from a long line of NE democrats. My dad voted the union line for years. We had a picture of Jesus on the wall. The pope and JFK were missing from the holy trinity of Irish Catholic decorations.
My dad was hardly a racist. Heck, he let Portuguese kids in his Boy Scout troop.
J/K! He was actually a soccer coach in the 70’s well before soccer-mania hit the white suburbs. I used to go to snag errant shots on net as a little kid and the kids were all brown kids from other countries that knew what soccer was. This was before soccer was a school sport.
Is it okay to hate Pupster for not inappropriately asking to take pictures?
Did I mention she loves grass-fed beef, is a strength and fitness coach, has a small, silver nose ring on one side, thinks tattoos are gross, and is in her final year for an advanced chemical engineering degree? Also single with no boyfriend.
Quit jerkin’ my gherkin
Now I know you’re lying.
God is not so cruel as to create such a creature and keep her from me.
Pups, as I recall your life is awesome and you’re the luckiest man alive.
Oh come on! GINGER!
Run away!
I’ve stolen pupsters line about my life being awesome and being the luckiest man alive. I tell Mrs. Pendejo that every morning when we wake up. She seems to think it’s a complement. Which is good.
Gingers can’t really steal souls, that’s Calvinist heresy.
They just make you fall from grace in a 100% predictable fashion.
I actually thought Pups was being serious until the 3rd time he said it.
My daughter is dating a ginger, if they have children I could have ginger grandchildren.
*makes devil protection sign with fingers*
http://tinyurl.com/zm9tkuj
This *never* happens.
There is a little jet flying around for the last two days around my place. The ceiling was really low (1,800-2000′) yesterday, so I got a good look at the bottom.
It’s gray, not orange-white.
Rounded nose with an inlet on each side about 6′-8′ back, square-tipped straight wings with bare tips(no tanks or rails), looks like a rail about mid-span,
Single engine with what looks to be a cruciform tail with the horizontal-stab above the tailpipe.
I haven’t a look from the side so don’t know whether tandem or side-by-side.
It’s not a T-37, as the nose is thin and the inlets are alongside the nose, not in the wing-root.
It bothers me that I don’t know WTF it is…
I’m not sure what’s left me more flabbergasted, Chris’ description of a plane traveling at a rapid clip or XBrad’s follow on picture. After carefu consideration I’m going with the description.
Is that a British trainer jet? I think India purchased a few, and even builds them under license.
I say again;
Straight-square wing.
Looks like a Piper Cherokee wing from the bottom.
Like the Hawk, it is low-wing with a flat bottom.
If it wasn’t for the wing-sweep, similar to the Hawk…
Yes, it’s a British Aerospace Hawk (of which there are innumerable variants) including our own US Navy T-45 Goshawk, used to train carrier aviators.
The RAF maintains a number of the Hawk 127s in Canada for Lead In Fighter Training for the smaller NATO air forces, and they occasionally deploy to various bases in Canada and the US.
Is that what Chrispy saw? No idea. If he had a cell phone pic, I could probably say for sure.
Huh, is seems as of now India operates more Hawks (123 between Indian AF and Indian Navy) than most other nations, and continue to build more.
Xbrad,
My cell-phone is a Motorola RAZR flip-phone with a 640×480 vga camera.
Remember those?
I’m not sure what’s left me more flabbergasted, Chris’ description of a plane traveling at a rapid clip or XBrad’s follow on picture.
Word. Very impressed, X-man.
Holy crap, Chrispy too -or the description.
Hello weirdos.
Are we gonna have to start giving plasma so chumpo and lippy can type?
Sorry,
It’s just that it *never* happens that I can’t identify a military aircraft flying over the house.
We were working in the yard one summer and heard a noise that was unfamiliar(usually we can hear a sound and tell:
UH-60
CH-47
Bell 206
MD-500
C-17
C-130
and now,
MV-22.)
This was different, so we watched, and saw the tell-tale “bunny-ears” of a F-117 at 2,000′ headed to McChord for the airshow.
If this little thing sticks around I will try to get a picture…
https://is.gd/Bt2Jd1
My life is awesome.
https://is.gd/KxLQcX
I am the luckiest man alive.
That looks/sounds really good.
Chrispy, you’re just gonna have to station Anita out in the field on the tractor with a camera.
You know when you have some life-changing experience, an epiphany or breakthrough that alters the very meaning of everything, and you try to describe or explain the build-up, tension, anticipation and then explosion of feeling to someone who doesn’t understand or particularly care?
This appitizer changed me, profoundly.
Xbrad,
She just finished mulching the flower-beds with 15 yards of fine bark.
She don’t wanna sit on the tractor any more for a while…
Puppy,
Where the hell did you find such a thing?
I want what Pupster’s having.
I also hope you got more than one piece for ten fiddy.
http://www.giodine.com
Rockford, IL
Everything was so very good.
Worth it at twice the price. 5 big thick-cut pieces.
Never underestimate the power of bacon.
This is interesting
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/olympics/rio-2016/2016/08/07/cupping-michael-phelps-suction-red-dots-rio-olympics/88381088/
Oh sure, he takes a picture of the bacon but not the redhead.
CoAlex,
A man’s got to have priorities…
–John Gotti
Jeez, can anyone keep up with Ledecky? Made up a big deficit, got the lead, and widening it.
Pupster’s Instagram feed would be nothing but food and dogs.
*unsubscribe*
Pupster’s Instagram feed would be nothing but food and dogs.
As long as it’s not soy bacon or fake butter, I’m good with that.
I can’t subscribe to anyone on Instagram anyway because I have a dumb phone.
And it’s gluten-free!
*runs away*
Do I, do I?
Belong to the night?
Only, only
Only tonight
All the ladies
Stay inside
Time may freeze
A derp could cry
All this night running loud
I’m too old for Snapchat and Instagram