Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s hope I make it to work today, I have a metric shit-ton of stuff to do.
Today’s theme is the movie “Gods of Egypt“.
Thought this was a cute pic.
Best of all, Gerard Butler.
Nice.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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Firsties!
I really thought Butler was going to be the HIV+ news story rather than Sheen for half a second there. The tales of his horndoggery are legendary, but I’ve never heard about any drugs stronger than whiskey.
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Where all da white wimmen at?
I’m not picky, brown wimmen would be fine too.
No idea, HS.
Good morning, water, steak, vodka, and wine lovers.
Unfortunately, all I get are brown horses, and they only want me for my grains.
Time to feed them and go to Dearbornistan.
That Erin Andrews decision is ridiculous. The video shows her brushing her hair while naked.
How is that worth $55 million?
People wrongfully imprisoned for 20 years don’t get that much.
So what happened with the jerb. The company said they didn’t want you to telecommute?
That’s fucking stupid, if so. I’d call your connection and let him know what’s up.
But, Erin is FAMOUS!
I can’t telecommute either. I have to be here, so no one will talk to me directly all day, and only send emails.
Her lawyers get like 90%.
It’s good work if you can get it.
I can’t telecommute either. I have to be here, so no one will talk to me directly all day, and only send emails.
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I’ve cut the cord. I work from home as much as I feel like now. My team is all in IN so it makes no sense for me to sit in my office.
Sanders won Michigan.
I love it.
Hillary won more delegates.
Upon further reading it appears she’ll get nothing.
The two parties that are supposed to pay are broke.
Lawyers already drained them.
So they’ll hire more lawyers and declare bankruptcy.
When discussing Bernie it should be kept in mind that we have a sizable portion of our fellow “citizens” willing to vote socialism….this does not portend well for the future.
MJ, my friend was sure I could work remotely, but the hiring manager and software lead on the project disagreed, likely because it might complicate their lives and they are okay with the fedgov being a jobs program for Fairfax County.
Chances are good that neither of them has ever had a geographically distributed team, and they overestimate the difficulty or don’t understand the mitigating steps for security concerns.
A sizable portion of our fellow “citizens” voted for a man because he is black (half white) TWICE. Now a sizable portion are voting for a criminal, a socialist, or a buffoon who has donated hugely to democrats, but is running as a republican.
It quit portending well for our future when George H. W. Bush was elected, and it has has gone downhill ever since.
We’re over the cliff.
I’m voting for Trump because his wife speaks six languages and we all know how liberals love to talk about the number of languages they can’t really speak.
Can you imagine the attempts by the press to disparage Melania as somehow less than glamorous after fawning over the buffalo occupying the First Lady spot now?
Yes.
Your mom speaks several strange languages
It is 77 degrees outside.
Best winter ever!
The blizzards and slushstorms have been very mild this year.
Just when you think the mom jokes will dry up, another gem pops up.
Well done, bus driver.
Michael Keaton To Play Stan Hurley In American Assassin
Love it! Mitch Rapp will have to be someone strong, too!
Mr Mom is a good actor. He sells it.
Not as Batman. That performance broke the whole franchise for me but I like Keaton mostly.
I approve of this message!!
Nicely done, Roamy.
He wasn’t the worst Batman, though.
Is that right?!
Yikes. Who else played The Bat? McKauley? Pee Wee? Cher?
* opens window *
Free heat!
Clooney
Clooney was worse. Affleck is going to surpass that low bar.
Ah, Daper Dan would not make a good Bat either.
Did these dix ever read the comic?
Batman: from Worst to First
Chumpo isn’t going to like this link.
Christian Bale was worse.
Good lord!!
Phillip Seymour Hoffman would have made a good batman.
Or Ed Oneil.
I’ve never watched a Batman movie.
Yeah, but have you seen the Waterboy?
Rumor has it that Jeb! is meeting with Rubio today, and Cruz and Kasich tomorrow.
It may be deal time.
No way. You really think there will be a brokered convention? That’s the only way Trump doesn’t win at this point.
Or everyone gets out and he goes 1 on 1 with Cruz, which would still be an iffy proposition to win.
Umm, Cruz is only down 99 delegates. If he starts winning, he can take this.
Rubio getting out, and Cruz getting Florida would do it. Is Florida open primary?
Kasich getting out, and Cruz winning it would work too. Ohio open?
I think the plan is for Rubio to get out now, Kasich to stay in just long enough to keep Ohio from Trump.
Then a 2 man race the rest of the way.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/republican_delegate_count.html
Ohio: open primary, Trump wins
Florida, closed, Cruz wins, winner take all.
At this point, what difference does it make?
Yeah, Trump is going to win, giving us President Clinton, even with Bernie winning more states.
There are only 1435 delegates left. Trump needs 779 to clinch and he’s been losing all of the closed primaries.
If he wins Florida and Ohio, it’s probably over.
If they can keep one or both states away, a brokered convention would be pretty likely.
Crap, I thought Kasich was doing better in Ohio. Jeb is probably trying to get them both to drop out.
Umm, Cruz is only down 99 delegates. If he starts winning, he can take this.
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But he’ll be down close to close to 300 by next week. Unless he wins FL or OH, which I frankly, don’t see.
All hail President Pees a Little When She Cackles!
Cruz is ahead of Trump in CA. That’s more than Florida and Ohio combined.
Cruz has a shot in a 2 man race.
He has a shot, but a pretty small margin of success. Things better start falling into place. I like that Fiorina endorsed Cruz in FL today. that and the Jeb! meetings should kick something loose.
Cruz/Rubio as a ticket sure would look good, wouldn’t it?
Hey scott, ever see this interview with Meathead?
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2015-05-20/meet-the-meathead-using-science-and-sarcasm-to-get-grilling-right
Christian Bale is horrible. I can’t ever understand what he’s saying. Does he have a speech impediment?
Never saw the Clooney one, or the one with Val Kilmer.
Nope. When I Wiserbud interviewing him? May?
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When Beasn said she was taking a break from social media during the election, did we give her permission to take a break from us?
“Phillip Seymour Hoffman would have made a good batman.
Or Ed Oneil.”
You dick. U made me spray the waitress w lunch margarita!
Nice timing!!
Beasn! Nice comments, when we can get ’em! She’s a real Card!! MIA.
A real shame!
When Beasn said she was taking a break from social media during the election, did we give her permission to take a break from us?
No one leaves us. We leave them. Or they stay, as family, forever. Forever and ever…
http://tinyurl.com/jd5odel
That’s a Garand!!!
Super sweet!!
When are we goin’ shootin’.
We gotta take out son, Sean M.
I mean take our son Sean M. shooting.
Not take him out.
We wouldnt need an M1 to do that.
I dunno, Sean’s looking fairly buff. Not sure a 5.56mm is gonna penetrate.
It’s an M1A or an M14.
I can see it’s .308 and see the bolt-release on the left of the receiver…
I’m voting for Kasich because his hair is kind of messy in an endearing way.
xbrad I just heard about your mom’s passing.
I’m very sorry for your loss my friend.
xbrad posted a photo of his mom (probably in her twenties) on Facebook. She was beautiful.
I’m voting for Kasich because his hair is kind of messy in an endearing way.
So that’s why people do that.
I met my first Trump supporter tonight, in the ghetto bar. He actually admitted it out loud. Which is kind of amazing, since almost all the regulars are libs.
Nothing says “I don’t give a fuck ” louder than voicing your support for trump in a ghetto bar….funneh
It’s Ann Arbor’s ghetto, not Baltimore’s. He was safe from everything but derisive laughter.
In Ann Arbor’s ghetto bar, baked scrod is on the menu.
Thanks, Dave in Texas.
Sisters viewed her today, said she looked calm and relaxed. Which she hasn’t in years.
It’s TRUE!
Sorry, that was about the scrod.
Sure, but that works with so many comments.
Thats a Garand but not a springfeild reciever. Ive not seen that line at the sight stage.
That was a nice pic of your mom on FB.
Good Lord, my kids are going to pick some awful pic of me with 80’s hair and bug-eyed glasses.
I hear you Roamy. In my case you substitute the glasses for a porn mustache
Porn mustache glasses? Odd.
remember how I said how much I loved working on the radio?
This week has reminded me how there is such a thing of “too much of a good thing.”
I filled in for the midday host on Mon, Tues and Wednesday. I thne had to work the board each of those nights for high school b-ball games. and in between those, I had to work my regular music store gig. and in the evenings, when I was sitting down for dinner at 9:45pm, I began preparing for the next days show until around midnight or so.
I’m freaking exhausted.
and I’m doing the same thing next Monday!
WOO HOOzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Scott, Meathead is not scheduled yet, but yeah, it will be happening in May.
SQUEEEEEE!
Did anybody realize that there was no way to kick anybody else out of the room they were renting without them going to the cops about their weed-growing operation today?
I need this http://is.gd/dOAavt
Did anybody realize that there was no way to kick anybody else out of the room they were renting without them going to the cops about their weed-growing operation today?
dude…….
that’s… like… so totally… like….
ummmmm…..
harsh….
I could use a weed growing operation.
I could use a weed growing operation.
Interviewed this guy yesterday.
http://tinyurl.com/jnzebae
OMG, insane money!!!!
Dude. Have as many Judges as you have rooms in your haus.
They are
Totally cool pistols and have made self defense less of a thing.
Little 410 snakeshot3X followed by a couple of slugs.
Its a real friend.
My Tia Ane’s grandkids were hard core pot farmers. Not Aguirre level, but they made lots of improvements to the ranch before the DEA took ’em out. They were growing in the canyons and arroyos around Hondo. My mom’s cousin, PJ, was undercover with biker gangs in Albuquerque for 20+ years. My Uncle, Pres, is still an assistant US attorney specializing in drug prosecutions.
Which cousin cooked Meth?
I know of 4 users. No cooks. My cousin, Cathy, has lost most of her teeth. Co-worker in Clothing Dept was talking about meth tonight. Her son’s ex-GF has been sober 2 years. If she starts using again, she gets kicked out of the youth home she’s in. She has a baby. Co-worker thought the baby was her grand until he was born with Sickle Cell. She and her hubby have been babysitting Jack every wknd since he was born. They are in the process of becoming Jack’s guardians, until the mom gets straight. Pernicious.
Jack’s mom is one random drug test away from getting kicked out. Everyone knows she’s using.
Hey all,
Thought I would drop off a little Donald Trump homor for the super geeks amongst us – https://twitter.com/hashtag/makeSCADAgreatagain?src=hash – or maybe that’s the IT security super geeks amongst us (if any)
My cousin, Cathy, has 3 kids. All 3 are addicts.
FakeChad, who are you on Twitter?
Oso, that’s an awful situation. Drug use rarely fucks up just the addict’s life.
CoAl, I know. Addiction is horrible. Co-worker at Target let a gambling addiction ruin her life. 26 years at Target, and she was duck walked out in handcuffs. She won a $70,000 jackpot when I worked with her. Put 10K aside for each kid. Ran through 50,000$ in 6 mos.
@kurulounge on twitter, or as my fans lovingly refer to me “Hey dumbshit”
I am purposely avoiding the addiction conversation. Sorry. Those of you dealing with the effects of addiction definately have my sympathy.
I just followed you. We’re chill on the addiction dealio. I’m chunky now, but I battled an wating disorder for years.
Eating. WTF is wating?
just followed you too.
i just figured that you meant you were a really bad waitress. i was touched that you shared with me but i figured your inability to deliver a basket of breadsticks was a problem you would have to deal with on your own 🙂
Oso has a waiting disorder.
Lines make her cray-cray.
Ha! I’m not a food service worker. I’m big box retail. YWMs shut them!
I’m not a patient person
so is your dachshund one of the cute ones or one of the vicious crazy ones that attack everything in sight and can destroy a rawhide bone like the tasmanian devil going the a chinese buffet?
Happy Birthday to Hotspur! He is awesome. Hotbride is wonderful. Funny. Smart. HS dresses cool. Chris Kyle tee. Easily looks 20 years younger.
My twitter dachshund passed in Oct. She was fierce. My surviving dachshund is crazy. She is toy obsessive and she doesn’t like coyotes. She is deadly afraid of trashbags and snowmen
I’m getting pressured to attend Raul’s fundraiser Friday night. Helloooo…he’s running as a Democrat. My cousin, Cathi, is hosting at Celena’s house. Cathi is Republican. I’m still not going. No cash from us.
Co-worker is transitioning from female to male. She has lived this past year as a male. She took a 4 week LOA and we all expected her to come back as a him. She still hasn’t had the surgery. Still a chick that dresses as a dude. Other co-worker is transitioning to female. Still 6 months away from eval to get surgery. He dresses male, but his hair, make-up, and nails are way more fem than I am.
Dan likes to vent about SiL and MiL and I’m supposed to listen and not offer advice. Not in my DNA. Wish me luck tomorrow. Going to lunch with MiL and SiL.
Owning the comments
Hondo finally lost in basketball. Family already en route to Albuquerque. I’m being anti-social on 2 fronts. Sports and Politics.
So Dan’s hot body boss wants to go to Pittsburgh with us in 2017. Hahaha. Dan is so cute. He assumes “Us”.
We work with a double 0 with an OT push up bra. Really cute. She recently updated her ink. Co-worker got catty about Candace’s new ink. Dan and I are meh. Co-worker thinks Candace is too flirty with Dan. I’m like “Really”?
Does Oso have to cut a bitch?
I had a coworker when I worked in a department store who started working for us while dressed as a woman. A couple of months later he started dressing as a man again. I got the impression that his desire to transition was due to the turmoil in his private life.
So I’m answering so linked-in mail and i come across this pic. Recruiting account manager was not the first thing i thought
https://www.linkedin.com/in/emilybeyer?authType=name&authToken=ttCa&trk=prof-sb-browse_map-photo
then again who am I to judge I look like a semi-deranged serial killer in my linked in photo.
I traced my family lines
It ends up with a wave of passing grainy days
Forgetting she’s away
Here’s the straight and narrow
Brought my wheelbarrow and it’s filled with the lies and the dirt and the derp
Chad, now cover that push up chick with tats and you have Candace! Candace is really sweet and funny.