Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
A classic to get you moving this morning.
I discovered IMDB will sort actors by birthday, so I thought it was fun to pick out the cute ones for the 14th and 15th.
Scott Porter from “Music and Lyrics”
Sean Flynn, grandson of the great Errol Flynn.
David Starzyk of “Prison Break”.
Travis Fimmel of “Baytown Outlaws“.
Matthew Fox of “World War Z”.
Last but not least, Taylor Kinney of “Chicago Fire”.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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Morning.
http://is.gd/H27B9J
http://is.gd/jrMDqg
Early risers, NOT!
wakey wakey
Oooooh, Travis Fimmel is in Vikings as Ragnar Lothbrok. Love that show.
Doing better today after a decent night’s sleep, though I really hope I don’t have sleep propped up by pillows from now on.
aureola.
I didn’t oversleep, I was trying to sleep more and kept being interrupted.
Good to hear, Raomy.
MST3K…always makes me laugh.
Who bitches Dez is?
PG going hood on us?
I can’t decide whether or not to go to crossfit.
That last guy is lady gaga’s fiancé . Probably not right in the head, but then again, few actors or actresses are.
It always feels great after a workout, Carin…unless you injure yourself.
Huh, AoS won’t load for me.
Happy birthday, bcoch!
I decided not – my eyes could use a few more hours w/o contacts. I went yesterday and went running. I’ll work out later before work.
AoS won’t load for me either.
http://isup.me/ace.mu.nu
So, you’re saying he prefers his women with a little extra meat? Maybe a penis?
#TrumpsFault #HoboLivesMatter
http://is.gd/zvnHj2
You guys suck today.
58 degrees here. right now.
I’m trying to figure out when I’m and if I’m having a telecon today.
The last thing someone asked me to work on is something I think we already did, so I’d like the confusion eliminated before I waste time.
I should have just gone to the gym.
You guys suck today.
Totally.
We suck everyday but we’re your suckage.
How’s the diet going Mare?
Going to be sunny and dry here all day. Gym in the morning, gardening this evening. I might work on the pallet-wood walkways if there’s time. I should contact my pallet guy and see if he has more.
Art Fair starts today. I wouldn’t piss on the best part of it.
Excellently, Carin.
I’d be doing better if I didn’t drink wine but tough nuts. My workouts are kickbutt. (BeachBody Shaleen EXTREME) and I eat mostly meat/eggs and salads few low carb tortillas thrown in. Sneak in a few cookies here and there out of boredom or whatnot.
She has a series of workouts that really change it up. I like her heavy weight, slow movement…killer.
My husband was doing the PiYo and then went to the 90 day deal and since I had to quit my gym I’m doing his stuff. Great change up.
Hotspur, how do you like waking up in your new house?
I’ve decided to be a squatter here at my friends house, meaning, when she comes back I’m not leaving.
“Sorry, Nance, you screwed up and trusted me!”
We only slept there one night – July 4th. I slept on the floor, HotBride had an air mattress.
Our movers come Friday.
It’s so peaceful and serene there, I think we’re going to love it.
Good Job Mare.
I’m happy for you. Still a little unsure about our future. Lots of hurdles to jump over still.
Our stuff is in storage in Texas.
Where are you living, Mare?
These Barefoot Contessa meme’s are kind of funny. When she uses her husband’s name “Jeffrey” several times a show, hoo boy, although Jeffrey seems like a good guy.
http://tinyurl.com/plpqzdy
Right now in a secret location in Vero Beach, Fl.
So many clocks.
Florida? Ugh.
This cat seems fun:
http://tinyurl.com/q57xjw8
Hotspur, you’re in Michigan so STFU.
Heh, lesson one in “Headline is true, but probably doesn’t mean what you think it does”
WaPo-ABC Poll: Trump Almost As Popular as Bush Among GOP
hey wapo, NEITHER ONE is the one we like. Being the best out of the bottom isn’t the best thing, yathink?
http://is.gd/KB4UPH
Ace is still down.
it’s up now, at least I think so.
Matthew Fox can eat crackers in my bed. Yes.
Hotspur, you’re in Michigan so STFU.
Michigan is an awesome state. You just chose poorly when you lived here. Didn’t you live in the downriver area?
I liked Michigan when I lived there. But I was 13.
Maybe my judgement was off.
I wanna eat crackers in Cyn’s bed.
Michigan is awesome. I love it.
Ace crashed my computer a bit ago.
humn …. crackers
I like to visit Florida but I don’t think I’d like living there. My husband thinks I’ll eventually want to retire there – because I get so cold.
I can’t see it.
The state up north is fine if you exclude Ann Arbor. And Detroit. And Flint. Grand Rapids. Ypsilanti.
Lapeer seemed nice.
Downtown Detroit is (now) nice. Ann Arbor is even ok- it’s just awfully liberal. BUt -unlike libs – I can appreciate the talents of the left. Flint has NOTHIGN going for it outside of The Crim (which is the best race ever).
Ahhhh – the sweet relief that is an allergy pill. I’ve held out for weeks because it’s really just been my eyes – with occasionally runny nose.
Finally – eyes are red and sore; can barely get my contacts in. I gave in.
AHHHHHHH
Ann Arbor is an awesome place to live. Loads of entertainment venues, restaurants, museums, parks, a river, lakes nearby, best economy in the state, etc.
The liberals suck, but I just generally ignore them.
http://is.gd/7IdnUw
You can eat crackers in my bed, ‘Spur.
Just change the sheets when you’re done.
I lived one block in Ypsilanti off Ann Arbor. Visited several of husband’s relatives on Crystal Lake.
The dunes up there are cool. I think it’s called Sleeping Bear Dunes, not sure.
Some areas are very pretty. The winters are long. LONG. LONG I say.
Just had the best grocery shopping experience just now. I said, “excuse me” to what looked like a bone thug and he looked and me and said, “no problem, beautiful.”
Either that or “no way, buffo”
And as I was leaving the store a youngish guy stopped to let me out of the store first and I said, “thank you!” and he said, “you have a beautiful smile!”
Either that or “you have a bad smell.”
HA! Love the doggie link, Pupster.
*sniffs Mare
No you smell ok.
I mean – Doritos smell great. Or is that wine?
Ok I’m going to outside to move things around.
Mare – bring me a glass of wine in about 45 minutes.
For breakfast I had a salad with taco meat and tomatillo salsa on it. No garlic, wine or Doritos (which is kind of surprising).
Okay, Carin!
I think Mare would be fun to hang around with. If she’s really who she says she is and not some hairy fatty in a wife beater shirt living his mom’s basement.
*puts on a different shirt
What?
Oh, heck yeah, Carin, we’d have a great time. Laugh a lot.
(Regardless of how fat and hairy I am)
We had a cottage at Crystal Lake that I built in 1991, and sold in 2011.
The inn was at Frankfort just south of the Sleeping Bear Dunes National Lake Shore. Good Morning America voted it most beautiful place in America a few years ago. (The dunes, not the inn.)
It got too touristy for my taste, hence we sold it all.
Next step is to get my boat back in the water, but not this year with the move and all.
http://is.gd/HDDaPH
Oh my FUCK, it’s humid. I’m doing packing work outside on the porch today and it’s like motherfucking Brazil out there. I need another shower.
HAWT!
Haha
There’s a joke about Laura and a Brazilian, but I’m not the guy to make it.
During the summers in Florida, it’s like that every day. You are in a constant sweat fest if you are outside. Unless you’re at the beach or on a particularly breezy day.
Lauraw, did you / are you going to poat your crock-pot rib recipe?
Have I missed the hill republicans are willing to die on?
*shoots xbrad right in the face with armadillo machine gun*
OK, break over.
The republicans are already dead.
The comments are great:
http://tinyurl.com/o4pq9qf
You could try recipe #1 over at the top post on The Connecticut Brisket Research Center, Pups. I did mine in the oven, but you could totally do the same exact thing in a crock pot on low.
Mojo. Oh man, is that good stuff on pork.
ok NOW back to work
No, u.
Great, Hotspur lived at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason the serial killer.
Coincidence??
My grandma had 80 acres near Crystal Lake. Beautiful, rolling wooded area teeming with deer and elk.
Her worthless 3rd husband wanted 300k for it after she died, so it’s no longer in the family.
Why can’t the left realize that the fucking muslims are liars, cheats, and terrorists? What is the upside for the US to give these animals what they want?
I just don’t get it.
Easy. Muslims are not conservative republicans, and do not support traditional morals and values, therefore not the enemy. Also:
http://is.gd/nSkCUA
and do not support traditional morals and values
Wut? That’s like, their only redeeming quality.
Yeah, you’re right Leon. That was inelegantly stated.
American values that the left seeks to destroy.
I think I should note that Animosity International’s official position on the Iran deal is a hyuge thumbs-up. Both thumbs. Way up.
And I have to say I’m more than a little uncomfy with how many people equate the current political entity “Israel” with the biblical nation of God’s Chosen People. Not antisemitism on my part, but bad theology on theirs. I don’t want anything bad to happen to a country wise enough to elect Netanyahu, but it’s scriptural abuse to assume that bad things happening to it are a matter of prophecy.
Her special day.
http://is.gd/hLoLlJ
What’s wifey doing Leon?
I have a work friend who’s due in two weeks and she’s going CRAZY. She stopped working around 28 weeks and I told her that was a mistake. She’a already talking inducement … gosh.
YOU’VE STILL GOT TWO WEEKS.
Things to do in your last days of pregancy:
Read a book – you won’t be reading for a looooong time
Go to the bathroom by yourself.
Take a long shower
Leave the house w/o a diaper bag car seat and a ton of extra baggage
I think I stopped reading books for 7 years or so.
We should make this a suggestion thread
Swear
Make fancy meals.
OMG – here’s a good one. GO OUT TO EAT. SEE A MOVIE.
Play loud music. Slam doors. Take a nap whenever you want.
She’s at her weekly appointment right now and I’m still trying to work but getting my guys in DC on the phone appears to be impossible today.
I wish someone had given me these pearls of wisdom 21 years ago.
THIS INFORMATION IS GOLD.
Those appointments are so boring. You look forward to every dang one and leave (every one) wondering what they heck you thought they were going to tell you to make you hopeful.
She napped a lot today. Sat down to do her makeup before she left for the doc. There are no good movies.
Take pictures of your home, carpet, walls, furniture…it will never look like that again.
Wear clothes with no baby vomit.
Is she going to nurse? I’m basically a nursing nazi w/o the unpleasant demeanor and pushy personality. If she is – and she has ANY issues/questions …
I think I collectively nursed 92 months.
gulp
Ok worky worky
(don’t forget about the nursing thing if you have any issues – if she’s gonna)
Have sex for the last time?
I’ve probably already had sex for the last time, but we have to keep doing it every couple of days until labor starts.
We’re planning to nurse. If those things can’t make milk, God is telling an unfunny joke.
Sleep.
Be able to get ready and leave the house in under 5 minutes. This will take a lot longer.
I can’t sleep, I have gardening to do!
*chugs Monster*
I’m basically a nursing nazi w/o the unpleasant demeanor and pushy personality.
——
The nursing nazis I met were worse than straight up leftist bitches.
HA! Great header!!
Heh, when did Major Garrett start working for CBS? Obama was having Faux News flashbacks.
Nice work, Major!
“Sometimes you have to take a scolding from a president to get to an answer,” Garrett said. “That’s part of my job.”
I wonder how many “reporters” forgot about this.
How often do republican presidents “scold” reporters?
They wouldn’t be allowed to.
I love that Ace has Rubio’s boat as the header for his TheUltraYachtlife twitter feed.
Evening.
Today I brought home a severe cough. Who knew that steam cleaning a confined space with a powerful virucide is a bad idea?
Nothing funnier than listening to a drunk married couple bicker and argue at the ghetto bar. How do people get drunk before 7:30?
Dedication.
If I’ve fasted and worked in the yard all day, I like to have a drink about 6. Just something small – 2 oz of liquor in water or soda – but on a thoroughly empty stomach and low hydration I’ll go from sober to hammered, then I’ll eat dinner and sober right back up.
But that’s not likely to be the case for them.
Leon, you’re welcome to come help me move this weekend. I know you probably don’t have much going on.
Free crackfat!
Free Tibet!
I would welcome it, but even if she’s not in labor, I’ve still got too much to do here.
Jewstin, you need to wear a respirator you silly squirrel.
What happened to the last guy that had your job?
Swine Flu
Hahahaha Jimbro wins the internet.
Sausage fest.
Bird flu would be funnier.
I don’t know but I inherited his boots.
Charlie Bolden basically said the Pluto exploration was part of Obama’s plan to put a man on Mars. Given it launched in 2006, I call bullshit.
Pigs don’t eat boots.
You probably shouldn’t ask too many questions.
Happy birthday, bcoch!🎂🎉
Watching a show, Killer Space Junk on Science channel. I’ll bet roamy shows up.
Also, let’s find out who’s buying the body parts from Planned Parenthood and lynch them.
That darn disrespectful Major Garrett.
Yeah, how dare him ask the Narcissist In Chief a real question? Ban him.
We would totally get away with it if we called it a late stage abortion.
I like the way they’re rolling the story out. They let PP spin & lie, and drip by drip they release more information. Named a company today that bought parts. CBS actually covered the story.
I think that’s called the “Breitbart Method”.
I saw Killer Space Junk open for Whipple Boy at Nassau Coliseum in 1987.
Kresta covered the one of the buyers pretty well on WDEO yesterday, Roamy: StemExpress, LLC.
http://stemexpress.com/ is in “maintenance mode”.
I quit giving to Alzheimers Association when they started promoting embryonic stem cell research.
Well, there’s a transgender show premiering tonight on Science, I am Jazz.
Sorry about that, if you’re lurking, Jazz.
Roamy, yep. St John Paul II never wavered even when embryonic stem cells were being touted as a source of a potential cure for Parkinsons.
Jim Gaffigan’s new show premieres tonight on TV Land. I think he’s even funnier now that he has all the kids.
Wow, this show is fascinating.
Pieces of paint in space. Amazing power of momentum when they are traveling so fast.
BTW MaryAnn has a fast growing lump on her back right leg. Earliest vet appt we could get is Friday. Doesn’t seem to be hurting her. Biopsy time.
J’ames, yep. Do the Breitbart. It shows how complicit the media is in promoting the Prog agenda.
Your mom likes space junk.
Did anybody vow to prove to anybody else that their script for “White Dog: The Musical” could indeed be produced on Broadway today?
Your mom likes my junk.
If you want to ride, you gotta ride the white horse.
If you want to ride, you got to ride the white pony.
Pretty sure that’s not a reference to cocaine, but what the hell do I know?
J’ames, $20 says Don Kessler is on that show. JSC guru.
Yep, you win $20
If you need an expert on junk that isn’t in space, see MJ.
It’s a reference to heroin.
Maybe it’s a reference to Arm & Happer Bakin’ Soda. I mean, guys like fresh smelling fridges, right?
If you need an expert on more space inside junk, talk to this man.
Just RTVd the last Hillary books. 0 sales. 36 copies of Ted Cruz. 0 sales. Can’t keep Rand Paul in stock. Last 3 copies of my re-stock. Ronald Reagan bio sold out. 2 copies of Sununu Bush 41.
I’m watching “To Catch a Comet”. Rosetta needs to check in again.
Hillary’s version of the Game of Thrones involves several truckloads of Metamucil™.
#NYTBestseller
Love Mare. I was called “Sweetheart” “Young Lady” and “Cutie pie”. Had a new associate tell me I was “Fucking funny'”. Poor Dan. I’ve acquired another 20something that think he’s the luckiest guy in the marital lottery…ever!
Two trips to the chiro doc and I am back to my old $998,567.27 self again.
The scientist with the sexy girl shirt is in this show but wearing a black polo with the mission logo whenever he speaks on camera.
That Killer Space Junk show was pretty interesting until about 3/4’s in, and then I got pissed at what seemed to be some misleading facts and quit watching.
Also, apropos of nothing, http://imgur.com/e8nAM22
How are you feeling this evening, Roamy?
Tired and worried that I’m going to have to sleep sitting up. Heartrate normal.
Kids cooked dinner and cleaned up afterwards, so that was good.
Do you need to be all the way up or would it be enough to throw a few blocks under the headboard end of the bed?
I didn’t know MJ knew how to bake.
http://i.imgur.com/lyYjx7o.jpg
If you have to get a special bed, make your doc write you a paper script – for taxes.
/not really a tax accountant, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Three pillows last night. I wish I had my college dorm pillow – that would be about right.
I had one of those ginormous wedge pillows eons ago – college dorm too maybe – loved it.
We have really cool wedge pillows at Sam’s. Better than body pillows. I love mine. Señor snore will be getting one.
I got a couple of bed elevators, basically plastic dohickeys to elevate the head end of the bed a few inches.
I’ve been getting barometric headaches, thanks Beasn, and aurals. Just pressure, no migraines. Humidity in 30s today. Massive headache. Rain rain go away. NW serial killer gots to play
Oh. Doggie daycare bought out. Switching from Diva dog food to Iams. Thanks corporate takeover. In addition to camp and playdates, new owners have changed to IAMS.
Hokay, two black widders kilt in the garage in one day.
**burns entire housing development to the ground**
Derp now child and don’t you cry
Your folks might understand you by and by
So in the mean time, move on up towards your destination
Though you may find from time to time complications
Good morning.
Morning. Just a quick update:
GND has moved in. I am ok. Tired and dehydrated.
That is all.
Yeah? That’s great MJ. Don’t eff it up. Fix her a nice breakfast.
http://is.gd/ByyiXD
morning
No baby yet, and doc said no “progress” when she was there for her appointment yesterday.
So I’m working and getting ready to make coffee.
>>GND has moved in. I am ok. Tired and dehydrated.
What did she do? Take away your water bowl and made you run around in circles?
Good morning! You must be so excited, Leon. New little one kicking butt all over the place.
MJ, take salt pills, stretch and give lots of compliments. You can do this!
There is fresh water underneath the salt water.
“We’re planning to nurse. If those things can’t make milk, God is telling an unfunny joke.”
Oh that’s rarely the problem. It’s getting the milk OUT that can be an issue. Latch issues. COncern (usually by grandmothers who didn’t nurse) that “the baby’s not getting enough” making a new mom nervous.
Many give up after the first few days believing the baby isn’t getting enough. @@. Baby doesn’t need much for the first few days – and mom doesn’t produce much.
Mostly nursing issues are more concerns – pain – etc.
“Let down” kinda hurts and takes a bit getting used to.
WAKEY WAKEY
Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young pullets,’ and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.
Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.
Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
Fred’s favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch’s bell hadn’t rung at all!
When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
To Fred’s amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn’t ring. He’d sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
Fred was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Local Farm Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the “No Bell Piece Prize,” but they also awarded him the “Pulletsurprise” as well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren’t paying attention.
I’m actually kinda of pissed at MJ. He found happiness and now doesn’t have “time” for us.
*cries
Yeah, come hang out with us! We’re fun!
Sometimes.
Bravo, sir. Bravo.
No – we’re not fun. But where else are you going to get great recipes and gardening tips? PLUS – now for a limited time -unwanted breastfeeding advice.
Leon, did you get my email last week?
The people defending Planned Parenthood disgust me. I forget who said it on Twitter, but the excuses sounded better in the original German.
No, let me go look. Gmail isn’t going to my phone like it used to for some reason.
She’s read multiple books about it now, Carin. We know the colostrum is like a teaspoon-full. I also know human milk is like heavy cream in fat content, so for an 8# person, 4 Tbls is more than enough calories to grow on.
Roamy – Matt walsh said it really well yesterday.
“The killing of children is considered even holier and more sacred to its disciples than gay marriage or genital mutilation. Like the primitive pagan cultures before them, liberalism looks upon the sacred rite of child sacrifice with a deep reverence. The liberal has a cult-like, religious devotion to sacrament of infanticide. Liberals will venerate it for the same reason Catholics venerate the Eucharist and Muslims the Koran — because it is the centerpiece of their worship, the core, the soul of the thing.”
Okay, I’ve read it. Will follow. I don’t think it’s been through the wash yet.
And now I’m reminded again that I still haven’t mailed a thank-you note.
Lactation specialist motto: “Breast is best”
Pfft, like I needed convincing.
When I started nursing – I didn’t have any IRL who supported me. Both my mom and sister were anti. Even the lactation consultants at the hospital kinda sucked. one kept grabbing my boob and sticking it in the baby’s mouth. They make it seem like it’s such an emergency and it kinda stresses you out after all that you’ve experienced that first 24 hours or so.
Around baby #3 I think I just told them to leave and that I had this handled.
My day’s schedule has just been bolloxed up. I had an open schedule and was going to ease into the day, clean my truck out which is packed with crap in the back seat and then pick my doggies up from the kennel (Paula and the boys took a little road trip and I’ve been working). Open fracture came in and my partner is in the office with a full schedule.
My plans? Gone out the window. I’ll need to come back here to empty my truck then drive back to town for the doggies. Oh well, job security I guess.
Suck it up Jimbro.
I’m packing clocks all morning and then sneaking off to the lake.
Scott just wants to see the nude old hippy .
Oh! Clocks with an L. Ha, boy was my comment going to look silly.
“clocks”
clocks killed it.
I don’t know that I can get my lasagne garden to be two feet tall. mine is kinda big.
Here’s to you, Oso Robinson. Jesus loves you more than you will know. I’m talking about Jesus Rodriguez over in the deli department.
I’m flying to LAX today. I think that the next time I make this trip, in going to just drive.
ba HAAA HAAAA. Liberal facedouche friend posts some “GOTCH” article refuting the planned parenthood thing.
The author? Amanda Marcotte
Ba haaa haaa haaaa haaaaa
Oh … can’t … breath …
I’m sure this chick really has no idea who Mandy is. I feel almost guilty picking on her over it … but someone’s got to beat these people right in the face?
amiright?
Did they watch the fucking video? It’s not refutable.
It’s like someone refuting the Og Theory of Gravity by claiming that things fall up, no reason to drop a rock and check.
You see Leon according the Amanda – no one’s heard of this organization so – ergo – it’s faked.
It’s SCIENCE.
The people in the luncheon video indisputably work for PP.
It’s John DeLorean buying coke from the FBI on camera.
Leon please refer back to my Matt Walsh quote.
Abortion is a religion with these people.
Leftism is a religion, abortion is a sacrament. Much like human sacrifice was to the Maya, except less civilized.
So, GND is now SJ?
She Jay?
They never actually say “sell”, so that’s their defense.
I’ve been seeing it too, and there is no convincing people.
New poat! Click here, silly
What is SJ?