Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. My computer is on the fritz, so I have borrowed Mini-me’s computer to create poats. This also means that any shirtless hunks are going to be out of the media library. I’m not *that* much of a degenerate.
First, some music. I like the acoustic guitar in this.
A little Thor
He’s not the astronaut I had an interview with the other day, but the media ladies agreed that Tom Marshburn is not just a really nice guy, he’s cute, too.
Redhead for Carin (sorry it’s been a while, I really got scared/scarred from the searches)
Classic.
Last but not least.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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Any thread with Thor makes sense, and that’s hard to do.
*heh* …….I said “hard.”
Nobody’s awake.
I guess I’ll just leave this here for you:
http://is.gd/DNewGT
I was awake and struggling to correctly place a band-aid on the back of my head after I cut myself shaving. Not Sunday when it hardly mattered. Today.
Morning. Nothing like spending seven hours tossing and turning and having nightmares that wake you up every two hours.
Today is going to be a long day…
Was it the nightmare where an incompetent affirmative-action hire was running the country into the ground on behalf of terroristic foreign interests to the grand applause of an adoring media?
Wakey wakey. Homeschool at school all day
I’ve been up for a while. Just busy.
Wtf is up with my name? Damn n n nit
Ok. Fixt
Hillary makes me want to choke a bitch.
It’s going to hit 55 degrees today.
Here too, but again I’m stuck inside all day. Monday was similar. Yesterday was warmish but overcast most of the day. Today looks beautiful so far. Sun is burning off the fog right now.
Yeah, this is my car, don’t be a hater.
http://tinyurl.com/lcpxqs6
Leon, no that nightmare has been going on so long that I’m accustomed to it by now.
Did the nightmare involve muppets?
No, but your mom was there.
It’s supposed to hit 69 today. SYWM
Hillary makes me want to choke a bitch.
Join the club. Sarah on FB makes the point that ‘that bitch will burn down her own mansion than hand over her hard drive/server.
Unfortunately, she’s got bigger balls than anyone in congress- not to mention the thoroughly corrupt DoJ. No wonder she acts invincible.
What the Hump?
Sweet ride Mare. Dig that cat’s gat.
Comment by Colorado Alex on March 11, 2015 10:32 am
No, but your mom was there.
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So, your terror is understandable. 🙂
Well done Roamy!
*thud*
I couldn’t figure out how to spell hater the cool way.
chumpo, make your own pita bread, just sayin. It’s delicious and easy!
hey8ter
h8ter
heyhillary’salyingbitch
ha8ter
H8R
Happy birthday, Brew.
Birthday Palooza!
This is exactly me when I do sit ups.
http://tinyurl.com/oqkuk9l
Roamy?
http://tinyurl.com/psx23yr
This is exactly me when I do sit ups.
Looks like they dropped that poor kid for doing a Linda Blair trick.
Beach season is right around the corner, Jay. I’ll be making gyros AND pita because they are perfecto for picnics.
Thanks for the inspiration.
Okay, go with me here:
This whole e-mail thing damages Hillary, but it doesn’t destroy her. While the lack of evidence is clear evidence of wrong-doing, they can’t make anything stick and this eventually burns out.
Fast forward to 2016 Dem Convention. Hillary gets the nomination and makes big noises about how the VRWC tried to destroy her yet again but they failed yet again.
The election draws closer. The date passes when they can legally replace the nominee.
Suddenly, maybe 3 weeks before the election, pure, irrefutable evidence is revealed, showing Hillary committed numerous felonies, including perjury and the incorrect handling of classified documents.
Obama gives a speech, saying that, in the face of this evidence, he has no choice but to file immediately criminal charges against Hillary and immediately have her arrested and held, as she would be considered a flight risk.
In the same speech, he goes on to say that in this time of crisis in the country and the fact that it would not be fair to have the elections without giving the people of America a choice for President, he, regrettably must take immediate action to postpone the Presidential elections until a new Democrat candidate is nominated to stand for election.
A process that (again, in the interest of fairness) could easily take 2 or more years, due to the incredible damage that Hillary has caused to the political environment with her clearly corrupt actions.
And while he was looking forward to becoming a private citizen again, he will sacrifice his personal desires for the greater good and remain in office until this crisis has completely passed.
He is cheered by his supporters and the Republicans do nothing.
Crazy?
I’ve also been thinking…
Isn’t there something in law that says that if you have destroyed evidence, that it is to be assumed that that evidence would have been damaging to your case?
I think I heard something like that before. Too bad I ran off all of our lawyers….
This administration has made any theory (conspiracy or not) a possibility. If you don’t think there isn’t anything they won’t try, too low, to lawless, you haven’t been paying attention.
In summary, crazy? No.
Killed them off is more like it.
Killed them off is more like it.
one time…..
jeez….
If Michael were around I think he would approve of that little dark exchange.
If Michael were around I think he would approve of that little dark exchange.
Hell, he would have started it.
I do find it interesting that Hillary was allowed to keep her e-mails private and Lois Lerner e-mails “couldn’t be found/recovered”, and yet the DOJ was able to find Every.Stinking.E-mail. ever sent/received by any and all personnel involved with the Ferguson Police Department, apparently since that dept. started using e-mail.
Wiser,
It’s crazy because there’s no way they’d get away with it. There would be an immediate challenge which would go to the Supreme Court who would say “no way in hell”.
Also, I’m pretty sure Obama would much rather check out and move to California or Hawaii and live in luxury without all the headaches of Washington politics.
ValJar will step in because it is time for a woman and she’s been doing the job already.
I think this country is ready for a woman president – with a penis. Eight years ago it was ready for a black president – without one.
Valerie Jarret is his penis.
Valerie Jarrett PP
Supreme Court who would say “no way in hell”.
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Ummmm…..Very serious Constitutional scholars thought that about the ACA.
*cough*
I wonder who Clunton will pick as her VP, as assassination insurance.
VJiV?
It’s crazy because there’s no way they’d get away with it.
Really??!?
Who’s gonna stop them? Who will have standing? Who’s gonna physically remove them from the White House?
I think you give the Supreme Court waaaaaaaay too much credit. A whole lot of other things would have to happen before they were asked to step in, taking years before they get the case. And even then, it’s already a 5-4 vote. All they have to do is get Roberts or Kennedy to look at the precedent (Roosevelt) for the move and the court says “sure, why not?”
And in the meantime, O and his supporters will continue to gut this country from within.
Vice Penis
We would have an armed revolt.
Not saying it would work, but there would be insurrection.
Also, hello nice people who didn’t get a Ford swag bag today.
Is the job yours, Leon?
We would have an armed revolt.
feature, not bug.
I felt like the interview went well. It was highly structured, though, and we didn’t get much time to just chat. They know I’m local and we have a mutual friend, so I’d put it at 50-75%, depending on how amazing the rest of the applicants are. I don’t have the automation or robotics experience I’d like to have for this, but I’ve got a lot of breadth.
Leon’s gonna work at Ford’s!!
Did you talk about exercise?
I don’t think 0 wants the job badly enough to pull it. I’m not saying he couldn’t do what you say and potentially get away with it for a while, I just don’t think he wants it badly enough to risk his life and legacy that way.
Did you talk about exercise?
No. Or diet. Or chickens.
We did talk about integers and RADAR, though.
I just don’t think he wants it badly enough to risk his…..legacy that way.
BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
You honestly think President Historic First is concerned about that in the least?
Besides. he would be praised as a God among men by the media for “being cool” and “doing the right thing in a time of great national crisis.”
His legacy is perfectly safe from harm.
His neck, then, he really likes his neck. Without that he can’t bob on Reggie’s love.
>>>You honestly think President Historic First is concerned about that in the least?
That seems to be a powerful motivating force for JEF
Isn’t there something in law that says that if you have destroyed evidence, that it is to be assumed that that evidence would have been damaging to your case?
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That’s spoilation of evidence, and is a concept applicable only to civil trials.
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In a criminal case, what you describe would be evidence tampering, or destruction of evidence results in a separate criminal charge. But once destroyed, the evidence is gone, and cannot be used.
Of all the things on Barry’s list, his legacy is #1.
Of all the things on Barry’s list, his NCAA bracket is #1.
FIFY
Of all the things on Barry’s list, your mom is #1.
I think he’s more interested in your dad, but that ruins the joke.
Your mom is interested in dads… just not yours.
I don’t think 0 wants the job badly enough to pull it. I’m not saying he couldn’t do what you say and potentially get away with it for a while, I just don’t think he wants it badly enough to risk his life and legacy that way….
Not to mention the damage to The D Brand. That would be a bridge too far for Indys. I think the last thing the Dems want is the presidency in 2016. Theres way to many problems to fix. They gained some substantial ground over the last 10 years (Extra Constitutionally) and now they may hang back and court the grassroots immigration vote.
Well, in fairness, if Barry WERE to try and run for a 3rd term, he would be in blatant violation of the Constitution. That amendment was passed toot suite after FDR shuffled off his mortal coil – for a reason.
I honestly don’t see any way around that one (although with these clowns in charge, I wouldn’t put it past them to have storyboarded an attempt or two).
Fixed Chumpo’s eye-talics.
Thank you, Leon.
Which is more secure, the secret H2 Inner Circle email list, or Hillary!’s email?
O has been very useful. And with a compliant Republican controlled Legislative Branch there is no doubt that these are fortunate times for the Dems, but I don’t think that America the Banana Republic serves Industry and Banking interests in the medium and long turn.
Of course, Hillary but what are ya gonna do?
eye-talics.
Racist.
Hillary should have kept her private server stuffed in her Spanx. Because absolutely no one would ever want to search down there.
I’ll still go out on a limb and say in another week the eCankles@clintonemail.com flap will be largely forgotten except in the blogoverse. It only gets raised again if another Dem seriously starts campaigning.
I kinda want to know what quiet moves Evan Bayh has been making.
I kinda want to know what quiet moves Evan Bayh has been making.
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You and me both, xbradtc. He was going to be their golden boy before there was a chocolate boy.
Let the denouncing BEGIN!!!
I kinda want to know what quiet moves Evan Bayh has been making.
You and Miss Lindsey Graham, IYKWIM.
White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest is not “interested” in former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s personal email, he says…
…During Wednesday’s briefing, Earnest said that the White House did not play a role in determining which of Clinton’s emails were considered personal. Instead, Clinton’s camp made those decisions.
“The White House did not review Secretary Clinton’s personal [emails]. Her team did, and her team is the one who was responsible for reviewing those personal emails,” Earnest said.
Wait. All of Cankles’s e-mails, both official and personal, went through her private (and hacked) server. The Fool on the Hill and his lackeys say they played no role in determining which e-mails were personal or official. So how can they conclude she hasn’t destroyed or withheld official e-mails?
I know, I just hate her because she has a vag between her two picnic hams, and I don’t want grrrl power in the Oval.
In Guildford, England, a 55-year-old transsexual named “Dawn Love” took her Blackberry for repairs. Staff of the store “found images of people having sex with horses” on the phone
I didn’t know we had H2 in the UK.
I’m reading the transcript of Hillary’s press conference from yesterday.
Does she really expect anyone to believe that she used the server Bill used while President? Really? She set up her e-mail server on a 20-year-old computer??????
Much like her business singlet.
It’s a stretch.
Presidents always take their servers when they leave office.
>>>I didn’t know we had H2 in the UK.
Hey, the only person who has sex with mare is her husband/groomer.
I just listed some unclaimed freight on eBay. New policy…. if you don’t pay me for two years I own it.
Two years? You are a patient man.
“The Pirates! Band of Misfits”
Yea or Nay?
Didn’t see it.
Lived it.
Did anybody trace the Colombian Death Squad that tried to ambush them in the supermarket parking lot back to anybody else today?
I feel a little guilty because I probably don’t chase as hard as some.
3-4 emails and a couple of voice mails, and I am done.
“Obama gives a speech, saying that, in the face of this evidence, he has no choice but to file immediately criminal charges against Hillary and immediately have her arrested and held, as she would be considered a flight risk.
In the same speech, he goes on to say that in this time of crisis in the country and the fact that it would not be fair to have the elections without giving the people of America a choice for President,”
but because Wookie Obama has been chosen as Vice Penisdent, he waits to arrest Hamhocks Clinton until just after the election and twists the 12th Amendment to somehow suit his needs :
” then the Vice-President shall act as President, as in the case of the death or other constitutional disability of the President.”
and throws in a dash of section 3 of the 20th Amendment for good measure:
“If, at the time fixed for the beginning of the term of the President, the President elect shall have died, the Vice President elect shall become President. If a President shall not have been chosen before the time fixed for the beginning of his term, or if the President elect shall have failed to qualify, then the Vice President elect shall act as President until a President shall have qualified; and the Congress may by law provide for the case wherein neither a President elect nor a Vice President elect shall have qualified, declaring who shall then act as President, or the manner in which one who is to act shall be selected, and such person shall act accordingly until a President or Vice President shall have qualified. “
obo and his minions should be able to work this out easily – after all we are (as levin says) in a post-constitutional state anyway….
so what difference does it make
She set up her e-mail server on a 20-year-old computer??????
Hey, it was a TRS-80, a classic.
Did anybody trace the Colombian Death Squad that tried to ambush them in the supermarket parking lot back to anybody else today?
I’m looking at you, mister.
The summer of 2016 could kick all kinds of ass.
Hey, no even habla espanish or nuthin’, Eric.
I suspect the cocker spaniel.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/03/11/us-usa-vietnam-russia-exclusive-idUSKBN0M71NA20150311?
this is too funny – it should be a duffel blog post
what a sad state of affairs
If I read “Bootstrap” one more time today I’m gonna boot.
Wiser is crazy.
Obama can’t wait to get out of the WH.
Where did the Muppet go, MJ? And yeah, Licorice Dick out of the WH will have more influence and power than any ex-preznit evar.
WTFFF?
http://hotair.com/archives/2015/03/11/lindsey-graham-as-president-i-will-unleash-the-full-might-of-the-u-s-military-upon-congress/
…[A]nd here is the first thing I would do if I were President of the United States: I wouldn’t let Congress leave town until we fix this. I would literally use the military to keep them in if I had to. We’re not leaving town until we restore these defense cuts. We’re not leaving town until we restore the intel cuts.
GO. Didja ever hear of a Griffith Park Candy Machine?
Um… I’m afraid to ask. And I’ve been to Griffith Park.
*hangs head in disgrace*
*perks up ears
Slang for…..your mom.
Where did the Muppet go, MJ?
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I’m working on a very large, very intricate, very deep, candy themed project.
You can’t put coins in my mom. Not easily, anyhow.
I just listed some unclaimed freight on eBay. New policy…. if you don’t pay me for two years I own it.
Charge ’em for storage. The local auto shop does that for cars not picked up after 30 days.
Somewhere there’s a joke about your mom and an “O-Henry!” bar.
for your mom’s coins
http://tinyurl.com/mkvdkqz
I’m going out, anyone need something?
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to do list
Pick up Messican food
Mail letters
Fill gas tank
Violate Logan Act
Buy AA batteries
>>>>Obama can’t wait to get out of the WH.
Oh, I’m not saying he would stay in the WH. But giving up the perks of the office? That’s gonna be harder than giving up the Newports for this guy.
I saw Lotte Lenya sing in Kurt Weill’s “Three-Ass-Penny Opera.”
Billionaire lib donors will fall all over themselves to give LD perks and bennies when he drags his shifty ass out of the WH. Plus Secret Servicing for life.
The I-watch is the dumbest thing I have ever seen……since crossfit.
Sell, Hotspur.
hey, check it out! Our local pizza place has obviously hired the person who came up with the idea for putting toys in CrackerJack boxes!
Not sure how this makes a chef salad better, but COOL!!! I GOT A PRIZE WITH MY DINNER!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/plrau8t
The I-watch is the dumbest thing I have ever seen…
What? How cool is it having something on your wrist that basically is there to tell you to check your phone?
I have an idea for a brilliant app for the I–like-to-Watch. But I am not revealing it until Saturday.
But it’s pure genius.
You can afford chef salad and CT taxes? 1%er
You can afford chef salad and CT taxes? 1%er
I can now!
cha-CHING!!!
Wiser, did you call the pizza place and get your money back? Take the screw in a baggie back to the pizza place? Call the health department?
Wiser, did you call the pizza place and get your money back? Take the screw in a baggie back to the pizza place? Call the health department?
I just found it.
(yes, another late-night dinner for me. No rest for the weary. etc.)
we’ll be chatting with them tomorrow.
State Basketball Tourney started today. Lots of Hill Country people in the Club. AKA mi familia from Alamo Canyon.
Lucky you didn’t crack a tooth or choke.
State hoop tourney in TX has been moved from Austin to San Antonio because of the lack of hotel space with South By Southwest Music Festival in town. Is there anything hippies can’t fuck up?
Lucky you didn’t crack a tooth or choke.
yeah……..
lucky……
*case dismissed
wiser, it looks like part of a tom mix siren whistle ring – make sure you ask them for the rest of it
wiser, it looks like part of a tom mix siren whistle ring – make sure you ask them for the rest of it
or… I can just keep getting salads from them until I have the complete collection….
“Is there anything hippies can’t fuck up?” No. FY;NQ.
We had a woman pick her rotisserie chicken up from the domed lid…spilled chicken juice and grease on herself. My boss was happy to give her a gift card to replace her clothes.
You know what this means, wiser… Somewhere in that kitchen is the rest of the hardware to an IKEA bookshelf.
http://tinyurl.com/larghxr
http://tinyurl.com/larghxr
Oh hell yeah.
Somewhere in that kitchen is the rest of the hardware to an IKEA bookshelf.
Either that or the owners are eliminating the evidence of their murder of a former employee by breaking down the murder weapon to it’s smallest components and feeding them to their customers…….
So… not really ground beef on the pizza, huh?
Oso!
http://i.imgur.com/fzSWzkD.gifv
So… not really ground beef on the pizza, huh?
oh. my. god……..
Salad from a pizza place, there’s yer problem.
Cyn, I love Oakley! I’m so glad Crusoe didn’t hold his bad firetruck driving against him.
**goes to ‘favorite’ a few @wiserbud tweets**
@wisermeany… the most favorited tweeter on twitter…
I’m too lazy to even go do that much, Wiser. Sorry.
I’m too lazy to even go do that much, Wiser. Sorry.
you lazy bastard……
I’m too lazy to use my Twitter account. I have one and never tweeted.
I’m lame. A handful of tweets. Most of the time I retweet stuff I find insightful or funny. I get freaked out when people that aren’t Morons follow me. I’m like WTF is wrong with you?
I get a chuckle when I’m followed by someone who says they love humor.
Geez, are YOU in for some disappointment.
I get people submitting their demo music to me. WTF is that?
*checks off March*
I don’t follow anyone. There are some unfortunate past incidents with restraining orders.
How YOU doin’, Ms. Cyn?
BREAKING NEWS: Potentiial Democrat Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton changes course and agrees to deliver her private e-mail server to investigators.
Unfortunately, the server was being delivered by a Louisiana National Guard helicopter……..
I’m happy and horizontal. This computering in bed is awesome!
I am so going to hell for laughing at that.
Unfortunately, the server was being delivered by a Louisiana National Guard helicopter……..
Piloted by decorated war hero Brian Williams?
I am so going to hell for laughing at that.
cool. I was kinda worried I’d be alone in hell for having written it….
Little too soon.
Little too soon.
Considering who we’re talking about here, I am honestly not all that concerned that I may have crossed a line.
Those evil fucks bring out the worst in me. For which I refuse to apologize.
No such thing as too soon at the H2. See also your mom.
however, I will point out that I did not tweet that joke.
Some things are best shared here with like minds.
Like minds with you guys. Totes not scary. Funneh.
I just winced a little. Mostly because I was writing about it just as you posted it. And they haven’t recovered everyone.
But yeah, it’s H2. If you can’t joke about it here…
>See previous exchange between Hotspur and me re: dead lawyers
H2 humor is darker than “Black Humor” and “Blue Humor” combined.
By the way, is the H2 server located at a secure location? Like under Floyd’s balls, or Hotspur’s walker?
Today is Brewfan’s and Moses’ birthday. I remember praying for Moses at the IB before I delurked.
H2 humor is darker than “Black Humor” and “Blue Humor” combined.
Invisible to human eyes? Ultraviolet or infrared humor?
Dan bought a new Isotopes hat with the new logo. He was wearing it when he picked me up at work. He placed it in front of the computer when we got home. He talked about organizing his ball caps by team, league, classic, and spring training. I still didn’t notice. Whatever!!!! He compared it to the time he shaved his beard and mustache and I didn’t notice for 2 days. Can I get a ruling?
Hats are a scam.
GO, I grew up with humor being delineated either “Barnyard” or “Gutter”. Later learned to separate “Black” as in dark, from “Blue” as in gutter.
Thank you! Dan was like “You never notice anything I do!”
You’re so short, you never see his head.
Maybe he said “Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!” I dunno. I was on FB.
White humor is racist.
I’m NOT SHORT!!!! Do we really have to re-visit this?
There really is a difference between “White/Anglo” humor and Messican humor.
Maybe he said “Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!”
http://is.gd/olORyx
What I deal with on a daily basis: I need more lotion. I’m getting itchy. Dan: Should I dig a pit in the garage for you and one of the dogs?
Messican humor
http://is.gd/o9ezoH
White humor
GO, pretty much.
Porter humor was always topical and literary or pop culture. Torrez humor was earthy and gross. High brow v no brow.
White humor has the privilege of being occasionally funny.
Then there’s unibrow humor, e.g. Carrot Top.
Don’t even get me started on Old humor. I did my Kat Hepburn circa On Golden Pond the other day…only one person caught the reference.
Prop comics. Gallagher and Carrot Top.
I think old humor is what you get when you trepan Hotspur.
http://www.greekmedicine.net/b_p/Four_Humors.html
GO LOL. I feel bad that I got that.
Hey, the only humor in my veins is formaldehyde.
HA! Try to explain the difference between Oral/Visual culture v Literary/Verbal without coming across as rayciss is hard. Reason why I H8 puns. All the ‘splaining to my ESL familia.
Methinks H2 is just the Anglo blog analogue of Él Sábado Gigante.
GO is Dan?
Except for guys like Tushar. He’s one of those icky brown people with the cool giant blue elephant gods, running Biden’s 7-11.
Or what about that wicked Hindu goddess Kali chick with at least thirteen arms? Way cooler than Wiccan deities. Just a bunch of creepy old men in dirty robes, humping yew trees.
Once you go yew, your balls will never be blue.
Well, the yew certainly gets their wood up.
We’re trying to use Wiccan deities as a way out of loading pellets and furniture. Keeping a close eye on pig and brew muzzie lawsuits.
I H8 u guys!
Me this morning petting MA and Gingy: I’m rubbing 2 wieners at the same time. Dan: That’s nothing. I rubbed 3 wieners this morning. (Looking at Corgis once Gingy passes)
Next the muzzies will sue because working with women without hijabs in the workplace creates a hostile environment.
Too close for comfort, GO
I rubbed 3 wieners this morning.
Shake that ash, yew know you wanna.
Fir sure.
I’m the most poplar guy on the beech.
Dan is incorrigible. He’s the guy that wore an “I Love My Wiener” to a breast cancer walk.
*throws match at XB
Xbrad isn’t bad once he spruces up.
Throws lighter at GO
I think that cedar might have the clap, because now I have redwood.
I H8 u.
Going to sleep now.
Xbrad willow us an apology for these puns, but he maple something worse on us.
una palabra….
Hits GO with a maple switch
Ouch! I’m going back in my coffin.
*pines for eternal sleep*
G’night
Oakly doakly, Oso. Wood you say goodnight to Dan for us?
I judge wisely as if nothing ever surprised me
Lounging between two pillars of ivory
I’m lively, my derp piece is like building stones in Greece
Our poems are deep, from ancient tomes I speak
C is for Clinton, she’s the girl for me
U is for ugly she’s as ugly as can be
N is for never, in the white house she will be,
T is for Pterodactyl….no wait. That’s a P.
10 hours in bed and I wrapped the needle somehow and got up tired again.
New POS post.