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Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get moving with another song from Cyn’s KCDX. I have this song on vinyl, somewhere in the basement.

Ever since 50 Shades of Grey came out, I have noticed a sharp uptick in hunks in suits.
clive

So I thought I’d take advantage of it.
white shirt
*
unbuttoned
Another song because I feel like it.
lean in
Looks a little angry.
loosen up
This is where a clip-on just doesn’t work.
grey pants
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.

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March 4, 2015
Categories: As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: roamingfirehydrant

302 Comments

  1. Comment by pendejogrande on March 4, 2015 7:05 am

    Most , if not all, of these fellows have been sodomized by a friend or family member and didn’t find it particularly disagreeable.

  2. Comment by Car in on March 4, 2015 7:10 am

    I know #2 hasn’t, PG, because he has chest hair.

    Gay bartender at work doesn’t have hair anywhere visible. Except on the top of his head.

  3. Comment by Car in on March 4, 2015 7:11 am

    Wakey wakey

  4. Comment by MJ on March 4, 2015 7:21 am

    Hi

  5. Comment by Car in on March 4, 2015 7:42 am

    Gah. Ok, we do “school” on Wednesday – classes all day at an actual school building. This is the FOURTH week – so only three times have we had to do it.

    #5 child, who has been BEGGING TO BE ALLOWED TO GO TO SCHOOL FULL TIME is already the biggest pain in the ass to get going. Whine whine whine, I can’t find this, I feel sick …

    Cripes. It’s one fricken day a week.

  6. Comment by MJ on March 4, 2015 7:49 am

    Have you tried a beating increase?

    I realize there’s a point of diminishing return, but at least you’ll get a decent workout.

  7. Comment by Car in on March 4, 2015 7:59 am

    I’m ready to beat them. AND, #5 left his shoes in his dad’s car … so I guess we’re not going today.

    Ugh.

  8. Comment by PepeLp on March 4, 2015 8:03 am

    Sounds like #5 is learning to plan ahead.

  9. Comment by Car in on March 4, 2015 8:04 am

    I let them get a movie last night, etc. I guess next tuesday night I’ll have to be nazi mom

  10. Comment by mare on March 4, 2015 8:12 am

    I saw Nazi Mom open for….oh whatever!

  11. Comment by mare on March 4, 2015 8:19 am

    Hmmm:

    http://tinyurl.com/n5k2xjh

  12. Comment by MJ on March 4, 2015 8:21 am

    Is it summer yet?

    http://is.gd/02VB2C

  13. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 4, 2015 8:31 am

    Gay bartender wears skinny jeans and a beret too, right?

  14. Comment by Car in on March 4, 2015 8:35 am

    Gay bartender doesn’t wear skinny jeans or a beret. He’s a weight lifter, so there really is no such thing as skinny jeans for him.

    He’s a good looking guy but WAAAAY tooo picky.

  15. Comment by Cyn on March 4, 2015 8:39 am

    Nice job, Roamy – BUNK!

  16. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 4, 2015 8:39 am

    Must be an Iowa thing, then.

  17. Comment by mare on March 4, 2015 9:01 am

    I like #3.

    Carry on.

  18. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 4, 2015 9:13 am

    Do you have the uniform, Car in?

  19. Comment by scott on March 4, 2015 9:19 am

    Stupid ice dams.

  20. Comment by mare on March 4, 2015 9:21 am

    I don’t think this is universally true:

    http://tinyurl.com/l4jdcf2

  21. Comment by mare on March 4, 2015 9:22 am

    I want Hotspur to show up and say, “You’re right that grammar is not universally true.”

  22. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 4, 2015 9:22 am

    Roof still leaking, Scott?

  23. Comment by scott on March 4, 2015 9:29 am

    It started up again this morning.

    I roof raked and it seems to have stopped.

  24. Comment by Hotspur on March 4, 2015 9:31 am

    Man, the butthurt is strong with the libtards this morning. Even the Jewish variety are upset that a real leader stepped forward and made their pussy sport president look like the JV team.

    http://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/03/03/us-congress-gives-netanyahu-25-standing-ovations-for-insulting-holocaust-victims-and-president-obama-imagesvideo/

  25. Comment by mare on March 4, 2015 9:39 am

    Max Blumenthal is mental.

    And really, it’s pretty easy to make Obama look like a weakling. Netanyahu had the big boy pants to do it on a National stage.

  26. Comment by Hotspur on March 4, 2015 9:50 am

    I love the part where Netanyahu insisted that jews would no longer stand by and let themselves be victimized. (I’m paraphrasing.)

    It needed to be said. The Israeli people are a far different breed than their European ancestors. If that strikes a nerve, then fuck you.

  27. Comment by Jimbro on March 4, 2015 9:54 am

    The news story on NPR mentioned the reason for the speech but then focused the rest of the segment on the reaction to the speech by Democrats and Israelis. They found the two people in Israel who disagreed with the speech and gave them the mike.So a full 10 minutes with no discussion of Iran getting a nuke and the threat it poses to Israel.

    Send your pledges in early folks!!!

  28. Comment by mare on March 4, 2015 10:01 am

    They were straining their groins trying to figure out how to be offended by Netanyahu’s speech. Before the Time of Outrage™ his speech would be considered common sense and a rational warning about nut jobs.

  29. Comment by scott on March 4, 2015 10:06 am

    Obama will get even. He’ll give Iran everything they want.

  30. Comment by mare on March 4, 2015 10:09 am

    I, unfortunately, agree with Scott.

  31. Comment by Car in on March 4, 2015 10:15 am

    Uniform?

  32. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 4, 2015 10:15 am

    Israel will nuke Tehran in my lifetime.

    Now if Rome could just re-take Constantinople…

  33. Comment by Car in on March 4, 2015 10:16 am

    Mother JOnes had a funny article about it.

  34. Comment by scott on March 4, 2015 10:25 am

    Why are gutters white? It’s stupid. Dark shingles get warm in the sun, snow melts and runs into the cold white gutter and freezes.

    Gutters should be black.

  35. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 4, 2015 10:26 am

    The Nazi Mom uniform.

    I can see that going over well at a Halloween party.

  36. Comment by wiserbud on March 4, 2015 10:26 am

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hmay1kO_A_8

  37. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 4, 2015 10:27 am

    I bought dark gray gutters for my A^2 house, but they were installed after I’d moved out.

    I bet they were nice.

  38. Comment by mare on March 4, 2015 10:31 am

    http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2015/03/03/why_obama_so_dislikes_netanyahu__125791.html

    “Given that this president is the least likely of any president in American history to confront evil — or even identify it — while Benjamin Netanyahu is particularly vocal and eloquent about both identifying and confronting evil, it is inevitable that the former will resent the latter.”

    or even identify it

    ^^THIS^^

  39. Comment by some random guy on March 4, 2015 10:34 am

    My gutters are a rich shade of mahogany.

  40. Comment by Hotspur on March 4, 2015 10:39 am

    http://freebeacon.com/national-security/experts-u-s-concessions-handing-iran-a-clear-path-to-nuclear-bomb/

    But, hey, it’s the Washington Free Beacon, so…..racist.

  41. Comment by wiserbud on March 4, 2015 10:40 am

    what’s with all the gutter-talk around here lately?

  42. Comment by MJ on March 4, 2015 10:49 am

    I listen to PBS a lot. It’s basically a balanced approach to every story from the far left to the left. Possibly the center left if they can get Dana Milbank on the phone.

  43. Comment by MJ on March 4, 2015 10:58 am

    I’ll just leave this here for everyone:

    http://is.gd/0fO11S

  44. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 11:01 am

    Vmax: When I was 12 my dad told me how to make a 50 hp VW dune buggy.
    He showed me a million things, starting with how to weld the frame together, and spark, and gas. Boom! That sand rail was quick with 50 hp. Mostly cause it was light a crap. I had a lawn chair and a 3/8″ rope for seats and seat belt.
    Before 68 seat belts were optional. Really!

    Sigh. And nowadays douchedads with fat hornrims and sculpted hipster beards show kids how to play Candy Crush or download the Greenpeace app.

  45. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 11:02 am

    In a fair fight, who wins? Nazi Mom or Tiger Mom?

  46. Comment by scott on March 4, 2015 11:02 am

    Pirate Butt Sex? Hotspur gets that channel too.

  47. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 4, 2015 11:03 am

    But but but, PBS is fair, cuz it’s publically financed!

  48. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 11:11 am

    Doesn’t PBS sometimes host that right-wing kook Howard Kurtz? And Garrison Keillor. He talks about small town life, so he’s another American Talibani.

  49. Comment by Car in on March 4, 2015 11:12 am

    The problem with PBS and NPR is that when they go searching for the conservative viewpoint, they get folks like David Brooks.

  50. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 11:17 am

    they get folks like David Brooks.
    From Brooks Brothers? Because he’s an expert on pants and what their creases say.

  51. Comment by some random guy on March 4, 2015 11:19 am

    cARin is obviously blinded by white privilege.

    *shuns*

    *also leaves a 5% tip*

  52. Comment by wiserbud on March 4, 2015 11:19 am

    Garrison Keillor is a far left loon.

    http://www.boycottliberalism.com/biographies/Keillor.htm

  53. Comment by Hotspur on March 4, 2015 11:22 am

    This is a pretty good read.

    http://www.timesofisrael.com/why-obama-hates-netanyahu-and-vice-versa/

  54. Comment by mare on March 4, 2015 11:22 am

    Where I’m from they call Garrison Keillor an asshole.

  55. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 11:22 am

    I know, wiser. My attempt at litotes in humor.

  56. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 11:24 am

    A Muslim former employee has filed a lawsuit against Costco accusing the the wholesale giant of discriminating against him because he refused to handle pork or alcohol products.

    The man, Jean Camara, told ABC 7 New York that he was moved from cashier’s assistant to gathering carts outside when he informed his employers that he couldn’t work with pork or alcohol due to his religious beliefs.

    Hmm. I guess we have reached the point where employees are the boss and the boss is subordinate to the loudest mouth

  57. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 4, 2015 11:29 am

    litotes is a liberal asshole too.

    0-2. time for the inside heater.

  58. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 11:31 am

    the Internal Revenue Service confirmed that under the President’s executive actions on immigration, people who have been working illegally in the United States could claim a low income tax credit – even for time when they wrongly were present in the U.S.

    In a letter sent to Sen. Charles Grassley (R-IA), IRS Commissioner John Koskinen said the tax agency is not changing how it views the tax status of those now here illegally…

    Grassley says that will mean several million people could gain legal status in the U.S., and then retroactively claim several years of benefits under the Earned Income Tax Credit.

    Thanks, Mitch McConnell, for getting the House to fully fund DHS!

    You worthless prick.

  59. Comment by jam2 on March 4, 2015 11:33 am

    Ho Li Shit…. Kim Jong il just walked across the parking lot …. Mf’er, I thought that douche was dead

  60. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 11:34 am

    At this point I don’t know why McConnell just doesn’t let Harry Reid use his office and fuck his wife.

  61. Comment by Hotspur on March 4, 2015 11:38 am

    Fuck Reid’s wife or fuck McConnell’s wife?

  62. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 4, 2015 11:38 am

    Well, it probably is somebody’s mom…

  63. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 11:39 am

    Ah, not litotes but antiphrasis. I was using antiphrasis.

    *polishes English teacher’s apple*

  64. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 11:40 am

    Actually Reid prefers little boys. Before he strangles and buries them.

  65. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 4, 2015 11:43 am

    Kim Jong il

    Vampire.

  66. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 4, 2015 12:01 pm

    http://dailycaller.com/2015/03/03/latest-scott-walker-scandal-his-spokeswomen-are-way-too-hot/

    The country needs this man.

  67. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 12:02 pm

    Going on the record here. Cankles will be the nominee. Remember: you can’t kill a Clinton with scandals, and half the nation still adores the First Rapist. So she’s the Dem nominee, and Gaia help us if we get Jeb.

  68. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 12:06 pm

    Agreed, Leon. By the way, why did the Daily Caller decide the smart thing was to have the most poorly designed website on the intertubes?

  69. Comment by Hotspur on March 4, 2015 12:06 pm

    I’d rather have Cankles than Jeb. She’ll do a better job of trashing the Obama presidency. It will be fun to watch Bill flitting around trying to not get caught with his penis where it doesn’t belong.

  70. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 4, 2015 12:07 pm

    Cankles and her email addresses. Would you send official business to a non-official(obvious) email? I wouldn’t, unless I was told to. In writing.

  71. Comment by Hotspur on March 4, 2015 12:09 pm

    Kate is a porker.

  72. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 12:10 pm

    Won’t touch her, J’ames. Wait two weeks and it will be forgotten. Go way back. From cattle futures to Rose Law office records to Travelgate, through Monica Blewclinksy, up to The Tuzla Dash and finally Benghazi. Nothing touches the Clintons.

  73. Comment by Hotspur on March 4, 2015 12:10 pm

    Jay, there seems to be some dispute as to when those rules took effect. It’s not being reported as part of the story, so I’m thinking Hillary didn’t do anything wrong.

  74. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 4, 2015 12:11 pm

    I know, but this reaches a lot farther than the apologists are letting the LIVs believe.

    I fully realize nothing will stick. I remind my libiot friends all the time, too.

  75. Comment by osoloco11 on March 4, 2015 12:13 pm

    HS, I read in a Colin Powell story that the rules went into effect in 2006. He left in 2005, so his “I did it too” defense fell flat.

  76. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 12:13 pm

    Eight years of Cankles. Sheesh. Well, the only reason she lost in 2008 despite her miserable campaign management was her skin color. If the junior senator from Illinois were white, he would still be in the Illinois State house.

  77. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 4, 2015 12:14 pm

    That simply can’t be, Hotspur. This is from Ron Christie’s (Bush White House) article in The Daily Beast:

    On January 20, 2001, I sat at my office in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building just steps away from the White House to begin the first day of the George W. Bush administration. Before booting up my computer, I had to physically remove a band placed across my computer by the Government Accountability Office (GAO) reminding me that all records, files, and documents were the property of the United States government.

    No way she didn’t know. Otherwise why would you circumvent the process? Lerner did the same thing, and all credible IT people have been calling bullshit the entire time.

  78. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 4, 2015 12:15 pm

    Whether it was wrong or not, people were sending official business to a non-standard email address. Both here and abroad (State Dept.). This isn’t how things are done.

  79. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 4, 2015 12:16 pm

    Nigerian spammers are in business because of lax policies like this.

    And phishers.

  80. Comment by osoloco11 on March 4, 2015 12:17 pm

    GO, you forgot the Clenis flying to Pedo/Sex Slave Island and having 21 or 22 phone #s.

  81. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 12:18 pm

    J’ames forgets that rules are for the peasants, not royalty.

  82. Comment by Hotspur on March 4, 2015 12:18 pm

    FWIW

    http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/03/03/hillary-email-scandal-not-so-fast.html

    I know, consider the source.

    But the problem with these sorts of stories is that neither side ever tells all of the story. They omit, hide, obfuscate, and mislead. I don’t trust any of it.

  83. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 12:19 pm

    Oh yes, Oso. And look how that has damaged the Clinton brand: not at all.

  84. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 4, 2015 12:19 pm

    I have two phone numbers.

  85. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 12:21 pm

    Another little prognostication. When Cankles becomes Dictator-for-eight-years, Huma gets her to put Anthony Weiner on the payroll in some gubmint bureaucracy. Maybe Dept of Ag.

  86. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 4, 2015 12:21 pm

    Figures, HS. Good link.

  87. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 4, 2015 12:22 pm

    He’ll be in charge of The Hunger Games, GO.

  88. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 12:23 pm

    I have two phone numbers.
    Are either 1-900 prefixes?

  89. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 12:25 pm

    Mayor Bill de Blasio announced this morning that the Muslim holidays of Eid al-Adha and al-Fitr have been added to the NYC public school schedule, calling it “a change that respects the diversity of our city.”

    Every time I read Weasel Zippers I think I’m having hallucinations.

  90. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 4, 2015 12:26 pm

    Also, why would you use Eric Hotham as the alias for the “man behind the scenes” (I’m sure he doesn’t exist). Why not use John Smith, and really mess up somebody’s search terms?

  91. Comment by osoloco11 on March 4, 2015 12:27 pm

    Good link, HS

  92. Comment by mare on March 4, 2015 12:28 pm

    hahahaha….Man, I hope it’s real, that women are mad that Walker has attractive spokeswomen.

    Ugly feminists will hate it.

  93. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 12:28 pm

    Oso, did you see the Costco story about the mook suing because he won’t handle pork?

  94. Comment by beasn on March 4, 2015 12:30 pm

    he was moved from cashier’s assistant to gathering carts outside

    In any retail store, the only person who doesn’t cashier is the cart attendant or an overnight stocker. You don’t want to possibly touch pork or booze, don’t work retail.

  95. Comment by Hotspur on March 4, 2015 12:32 pm

    Hey, mohamed, those carts aren’t going to bring themselves back inside. Chop chop.

  96. Comment by beasn on March 4, 2015 12:32 pm

    And I’ll add that everyone is made to learn to cashier because retailers have cut their staff to the bare bones. They always call back-up…so if you’re the only person working softlines, you have to help at the front end.

    BTW, the husband read a story yesterday about Target dumping thousands of jobs.

  97. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 12:33 pm

    Eric Hotham is an anagram for Ah, Hot Crime

  98. Comment by Hotspur on March 4, 2015 12:34 pm

    So it’s not okay to touch pork, but it’s okay to pork little boys and goats.

    Seems like a double standard.

  99. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 12:35 pm

    And Hotspur parses out to Tush Pro. Hence, your mom.

  100. Comment by beasn on March 4, 2015 12:36 pm

    I’d rather have Cankles than Jeb. She’ll do a better job of trashing the Obama presidency.

    No, she will continue where he left off and will get to appoint 2-4 to SCOTUS. Imagine…4 more Kagans.

    Now go smack yourself until I get tired.

  101. Comment by osoloco11 on March 4, 2015 12:36 pm

    Yep. saw it. Target was accommodating cashiers in MN for awhile until it became an issue. They offered them other jobs in the store until it died down. Went back to it. This mook wanted to work in electronics. Couldn’t happen to a nicer company.

  102. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 12:37 pm

    True dat, beasn. Coffin nails, meet dead republic.

  103. Comment by osoloco11 on March 4, 2015 12:38 pm

    Beasn, yes. The new CEO is from Sam’s Club. Most of the jobs will be at headquarters.

  104. Comment by Hotspur on March 4, 2015 12:41 pm

    Yeah, let’s have Jeb. Maybe he can appoint a couple more John Roberts.

  105. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 12:42 pm

    Hmm. George Orwell is an anagram for Glee Or Glower.

  106. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 12:43 pm

    Sounds bipolar.

  107. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 4, 2015 12:43 pm

    …cashiers beasn

  108. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 4, 2015 12:43 pm

    Use the Hooters rule. Cashiering is performance art that requires the touching of anything the store sells.

  109. Comment by Jay in Ames on March 4, 2015 12:44 pm

    bipolar is an anagram for olarbip

  110. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 12:45 pm

    Pole dancing is performance art too. But no touching allowed.

  111. Comment by Hotspur on March 4, 2015 12:45 pm

    Brap oil

  112. Comment by some random guy on March 4, 2015 12:48 pm

    http://is.gd/OllSSx

  113. Comment by beasn on March 4, 2015 12:48 pm

    They offered them other jobs in the store until it died down. Went back to it. This mook wanted to work in electronics.

    If that is what he wanted, then why didn’t he apply there in the first place? And if he couldn’t until a 6 month grace period (what it is at Wallyworld, if you want to switch departments after hiring on), then he should have waited – while schmoozing the electronics manager – until he could.

  114. Comment by wiserbud on March 4, 2015 12:48 pm

    In fact, John Kerry is the first Secretary to use “a standard government email address,” according to The Washington Post.

    Wrong.. Condi Rice used her gov’t e-mail when she was Secretary of State.

    2. Clinton turned over her emails to the State Department.

    Wrong. She turned over 55,000 carefuly culled e-mails. We have no idea what she didn’t turn over, as we do not have access to her private server.

    3. The Times article says the “existence of Mrs. Clinton’s personal email account was discovered by a House committee investigating the attack on the American Consulate in Benghazi.” This is incorrect. Gawker reported this first, in March 2013.

    Seriously? This is a defense? This is meaningless.

    4. At the time Clinton was Secretary, the Federal Records Act didn’t require federal employees to use government accounts, only to preserve records of their communications. This, Clinton seems to have done.

    Again, wrong. We have no idea what she saved or did not save, as this was all done on her privately-run server.

  115. Comment by beasn on March 4, 2015 12:50 pm

    HS, are you telling me that Kagan is preferable to Roberts?

  116. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 12:51 pm

    Wiser is making me think journalism is not about reporting facts. That is thoughtcrime.

  117. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 12:53 pm

    I use brap oil when making fried chicken.

  118. Comment by Hotspur on March 4, 2015 12:54 pm

    No, beasn, I’m of the opinion that none of it matters anymore.

  119. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 12:54 pm

    We have no idea what she saved or did not save, as this was all done on her privately-run server.

    It probably runs on AmigaDOS.

  120. Comment by Hotspur on March 4, 2015 12:55 pm

    And brap oil.

  121. Comment by wiserbud on March 4, 2015 12:58 pm

    Wiser is making me think journalism is not about reporting facts. That is thoughtcrime.

    Facts are flexible in the hands of a “non-partisan” journalist.

    I just fucking hate when these douchebags present their opinions ahs “facts.”

    And I sincerely doubt that same author would create such a full-throated defense of Palin using Yahoo e-mail for gov’t business, which took place long before the Hildebeast became SoS.

    So fuck this dishonest hack bullshit that “Oh, no one even thought that using a private e-mail account for gov’t business was a problem at the time” when these same bullshit artists were raking Palin over the coals back in 2008 over this exact same issue.

    And she wasn’t using Yahoo to solicit millions in donations from foreign governments

  122. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 12:58 pm

    We don’t need the Keystone pipeline because we are already too addicted to brap oil.

  123. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 1:02 pm

    Wiser, I see today’s exercise in circling the wagon around Queen Pantsuit is “everybody does it.” Where have we heard that before? Hint: lying about sex under oath.

  124. Comment by scott on March 4, 2015 1:03 pm

    I don’t think it’s going to be Hillary, the media is already taking shots at her.

  125. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 1:04 pm

    I’ll bet you a shot of bourbon on that, Scott. They are defusing it, not attacking her. It’s going to be Cankles.

  126. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 4, 2015 1:07 pm

    We’ll know they’re worried if her health starts to fail.

    My hope is that they’ll eventually nominate Jim Webb, a guy to the right of Jeb. Since the DOPe is going to tell us that we want Jeb no matter what we do.

  127. Comment by scott on March 4, 2015 1:09 pm

    The left made less noise over Benghazi.

    I think they want someone else.

  128. Comment by xbradtc on March 4, 2015 1:09 pm

    It’s going to be Cankles.

    I still think there’s a Dem governor out there who wants the job.

  129. Comment by scott on March 4, 2015 1:11 pm

    I am sure Obama wants someone else.

  130. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 1:11 pm

    The biggest signal to me is that no Democrat has come forward aggressively to begin campaigning. If The Witch of Chappaqua develops really serious health problems, the only consequence will be a real battle for her veep slot.

  131. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 1:12 pm

    Obama might actually prefer a Repugnican, but the rest of the party won’t.

  132. Comment by Hotspur on March 4, 2015 1:12 pm

    Hillary’s veep slot? We’re gonna need more brap oil.

  133. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 1:14 pm

    *invests in brap oil futures*

  134. Comment by xbradtc on March 4, 2015 1:16 pm

    Hotspur:

    http://tinyurl.com/m8fzhbr

  135. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 4, 2015 1:16 pm

    I think Carly Fiorina is running for Veep. No thanks.

  136. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 1:20 pm

    Hotspur: http://is.gd/aqzrzW

  137. Comment by Hotspur on March 4, 2015 1:26 pm

    GO, I have two copies of that book. Some hostage sent me one for Christmas a couple of years ago. The other one is well worn.

  138. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 1:27 pm

    Hah!
    http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2015/03/04/ben-jerrys-ready-to-make-marijuana-ice-cream/

  139. Comment by scott on March 4, 2015 1:32 pm

    GO, see Drudge headline.

  140. Comment by scott on March 4, 2015 1:33 pm

    It’s 43 degrees outside! It feels like 60.

  141. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 1:38 pm

    I missed this last August. The lifestyles of the privileged and black.

    On a pleasant Saturday this summer, Eric Holder, his daughters, their boyfriends and two security officers boarded a government-owned Gulfstream and jetted off to New York for the Belmont Stakes Thoroughbred horse race…

    That one day trip to Elmont, N.Y. on June 7, according to records provided to TheDC by the Department of Justice, ended up costing the government $14,440.

    But Holder only had to reimburse the government $955 for flying him and four passengers to the final leg of the Triple Crown horse races that day.

  142. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on March 4, 2015 1:40 pm

    Hotair is talking about the rise of The Goricle.

    Hoo boy.

    It’s going to take a lot of Brap Oil to make it through 2016

  143. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 1:40 pm

    Give it two weeks, Scott. I’ll be thrilled if I owe you bourbon.

  144. Comment by Hotspur on March 4, 2015 1:40 pm

    It’s Command Day.

  145. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 1:40 pm

    Doesn’t BP stand for Brap Petroleum?

  146. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 4, 2015 1:44 pm

    Al Gore running would thrill me. CAGW would be on trial and finally die.

  147. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 1:46 pm

    That reminds me, Leon, how do you accurately measure the inevitable rise of the sea level when under five feet of snow?

  148. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on March 4, 2015 1:53 pm

    You Denialistic, Big Brap Loving, dino-sores would rather let a baby polar bear drown that elect the goreicle who foresaw all of this War Ming when he was a first year college student.

    I hope you like it hot. er..cold. Whatever.

    Racyististesss!

  149. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 4, 2015 1:53 pm

    Gotta but a laser bobber in the waves and point it at the reflector on the moon.

  150. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 1:55 pm

    Key quote today from Allahpundit:
    The most ominous thing about the e-mail scandal to me is that it demonstrates the same sort of approach to law and politics as Obama’s more dubious executive actions do. Delaying ObamaCare’s employer mandate when the law says it has to take effect on a certain day and granting legal status and work permits to illegals when the law makes no provision for that each reflect Obama’s belief that the real limits on his power at this point are political, not legal. So long as the policies he’s enacting are kinda sorta popular with the public (or at least not so unpopular that it’ll cost his party anything), he’s full speed ahead. That’s a bad precedent to bequeath to any president but a really bad one to hand to someone like Hillary Clinton, who was looking for ways to skirt proper procedure at State before she took the oath of office. In the end, if voters don’t care about Obama seizing lawmaking power from Congress to advance his immigration agenda, why would they care about small potatoes like Hillary using a private e-mail account instead of a public one to hide correspondence from the State Department archives?

  151. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on March 4, 2015 1:58 pm

    Yeah but Hill Dawg is White so some laws are going to apply because, Privilege.

  152. Comment by Hotspur on March 4, 2015 2:22 pm

    Hillary and Huma – lickety split.

  153. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on March 4, 2015 2:30 pm

    GaK!!

    *pours Brap Oil on self, lights my Last Lucky*

  154. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 4, 2015 2:35 pm

    I’ll just leave this here.

  155. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on March 4, 2015 2:38 pm

    Thank you YouTube advertisement.

  156. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on March 4, 2015 2:42 pm

    ClintonMail stinks to high hell. Now she is going to be the first woman who was almost president but wasn’t because GoP witch hunters ruined everything.
    Perfect theater.

  157. Comment by scott on March 4, 2015 2:44 pm

    I’ll be keeping a close eye on the river this year.

    This stuff better melt slowly.

  158. Comment by scott on March 4, 2015 2:53 pm

    In 1984 this house was surrounded by water, had it been here in 1936 or 1938 the whole first floor would have been underwater.

  159. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 4, 2015 3:03 pm

    Dig a pond.

  160. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on March 4, 2015 3:09 pm

    “…a pool or a pond.”

  161. Comment by Colorado Alex on March 4, 2015 3:16 pm

    Dig a canal over to your neighbors house.

  162. Comment by Hotspur on March 4, 2015 3:32 pm

    Then invite them over for a swim.

  163. Comment by Cyn on March 4, 2015 4:01 pm

    A moat would be pretty sweet.

    With sharks.

  164. Comment by scott on March 4, 2015 4:10 pm

    I have lived in this crappy house for almost 28 years.

    The last time I moved I didn’t own furniture.

  165. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 4:24 pm

    Ah HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    http://twitchy.com/2015/03/04/california-obamacare-exchange-is-a-customer-service-nightmare/

  166. Comment by xbradtc on March 4, 2015 4:31 pm

    With sharks.

    Laser. Beams.

  167. Comment by Cyn on March 4, 2015 4:36 pm

    Do you have flood insurance, Scott?

  168. Comment by scott on March 4, 2015 4:40 pm

    Nope. It’s probably cheap.

  169. Comment by scott on March 4, 2015 4:42 pm

    I think it’s required if you are within the 50 year flood zone.
    We’re in the 100 year zone.

  170. Comment by Car in on March 4, 2015 4:43 pm

    Worky worky

  171. Comment by Colorado Alex on March 4, 2015 4:45 pm

    Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 4:24 pm

    Ah HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    “THIS ISN’T WHAT I WANTED!!!!”

    No, but it’s what you voted for.

  172. Comment by Cyn on March 4, 2015 4:45 pm

    If you see the water starting to rise, set up a water bed on your first floor, start filling it, then go out of town.

  173. Comment by Colorado Alex on March 4, 2015 4:46 pm

    For Cyn.

  174. Comment by Cyn on March 4, 2015 4:48 pm

    OOPS… I forgot to put my sarc/jk tag on that last comment!

  175. Comment by scott on March 4, 2015 4:53 pm

    Good thinking.

  176. Comment by Jimbro on March 4, 2015 5:07 pm

    We are required to have flood insurance for our camp but not the house. Camp is on a lake and the house is on the Penobscot River. I’ve got a pretty big drop off to the river bank and a lot of distance. At camp, not so much of either.

  177. Comment by scott on March 4, 2015 5:27 pm

    CT River is about 3′ deep wherever the gauge in Hartford is.

    It measured 37 feet once.

    That explains why the bridges are so high.

  178. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on March 4, 2015 5:59 pm

    There’s a headhunter in Hartford that says he has a job for me.

  179. Comment by MJ on March 4, 2015 6:00 pm

    I want to fuck Hillary Clinton in the ass.

  180. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on March 4, 2015 6:05 pm

    Hello!!!

  181. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on March 4, 2015 6:06 pm

    Are you sure? I know people.

  182. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on March 4, 2015 6:08 pm

    Get in line behind Huma.

  183. Comment by scott on March 4, 2015 6:11 pm

    RFH, with Pratt and Whitney?

  184. Comment by some random guy on March 4, 2015 6:13 pm

    If it’s skull cleaning you should say your not interested.

  185. Comment by scott on March 4, 2015 6:14 pm

    It’s a nice place to live, if you make a lot of money.

  186. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on March 4, 2015 6:15 pm

    Scott, United Technologies, or whoever bought Hamilton Sundstrand

  187. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 4, 2015 6:20 pm

    There’s a headhunter in Hartford that says he has a job for me.

    It’s a trap.

  188. Comment by scott on March 4, 2015 6:20 pm

    Same thing.

  189. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 6:28 pm

    I want to fuck Hillary Clinton in the ass.
    The one place Bill has never been.

  190. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on March 4, 2015 6:33 pm

    Pratt & Whitney, I think engines. This is satellites and spacesuits. I obviously haven’t kept up with all the mergers.

  191. Comment by some random guy on March 4, 2015 6:34 pm

    You should definitely consider leaving the ice and snow of Alabama behind and move to sunny Connecticut.

  192. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on March 4, 2015 6:46 pm

    Gotta judge the brisket and booze before making a move.

  193. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 7:08 pm

    Well, that was depressing. A column at Powerline following the oral arguments on King v Burwell suggests Licorice Dik will win again.

  194. Comment by Hotspur on March 4, 2015 7:09 pm

    Hillary’s ass – the final frontier. MJ boldly going where no man has gone before.

  195. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 7:09 pm

    Fucking iOS 8.

  196. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 7:10 pm

    Posting when I’m not ready because the fucking screen keeps shifting under my finger. Appleholes.

  197. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 7:11 pm

    Anyway, looks like once again SCOTUS will ignore the plain language of the law and shove us further into socialized medicine.

  198. Comment by xbradtc on March 4, 2015 7:15 pm

    Gotta judge the brisket and booze before making a move.
    ————–

    https://ctbrc.wordpress.com/

  199. Comment by Hotspur on March 4, 2015 7:22 pm

    POOTUS, SCROTUS, Senekot and House of Wreckresentatives. Three equal branches of cum guzzling gubmint.

  200. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 7:25 pm

    Oh SMOD, where is thy sting?

  201. Comment by Hotspur on March 4, 2015 7:28 pm

    As I’ve gotten older, I’ve learned that pleasing everybody is impossible, but pissing off everybody is piece of cake.

  202. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 7:30 pm

    Say, over on the recipe blog I followed the link to the perfect steak. Once I tried that trick of heavily salting the beef and all it did was make it too salty to eat. What am I missing?

  203. Comment by Hotspur on March 4, 2015 7:34 pm

    Common sense?

  204. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 7:37 pm

    Well, duh, HS.
    After all, I hang around here.

  205. Comment by Hotspur on March 4, 2015 7:41 pm

    No, we give you points for that.

  206. Comment by pendejogrande on March 4, 2015 7:48 pm

    Hotspur’s 7:28 needs to go on a tshirt.

  207. Comment by MJ on March 4, 2015 7:56 pm

    We’re fucked.

    Everything is up for debate. Words don’t mean exactly what they mean.

    And Bruce Jenner wants to come home, complain about his day, smoke a Capri, and put the kids to bed like Donna fucking Reed.

  208. Comment by scott on March 4, 2015 8:01 pm

    I always salt steak a couple hours before cooking, and never taste it.

    Heavy salt for me is probably 25% of what a salt eater thinks is heavy salt. I can’t eat regular potato chips.

    Slow cook to 115,dry, oil, sear……..perfect.

  209. Comment by Hotspur on March 4, 2015 8:02 pm

    Bruce Jenner can pour a gallon of brap oil into his vagina, and slide on into the Promised Land.

  210. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 8:03 pm

    And Bruce Jenner wants to come home, complain about his day, smoke a Capri, and put the kids to bed like Donna fucking Reed.

    How dare you force a proud transgendered woman into stereotypical cisgendered roles. He/she/ze is far more likely to volunteer at the free abortion clinic or attend a Spartacist rally.

  211. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 8:05 pm

    I think my idea of liberal amounts of salt as a dry brine is overkill.

  212. Comment by MJ on March 4, 2015 8:11 pm

    I wonder what name Bruce Jenner is going to pick.

    Candice Jenner. Goes by Candy after a few cosmos.

  213. Comment by Hotspur on March 4, 2015 8:14 pm

    Jenny Surprise

  214. Comment by Colorado Alex on March 4, 2015 8:14 pm

    Brenda Jenner.

  215. Comment by Hotspur on March 4, 2015 8:22 pm

    Juice Bender

  216. Comment by xbradtc on March 4, 2015 8:23 pm

    Kathy Kardashian.

  217. Comment by phat on March 4, 2015 8:24 pm

    Hanging out in Albany tonight. Kind of a lame layover.

    Have Chicago tomorrow then two nights in Vancouver. That will be fun.

  218. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 4, 2015 8:33 pm

    Does anyone dispute even for a second that Bruce is bugfuck crazy? Can even the SJWhiners see this?

  219. Comment by pendejogrande on March 4, 2015 8:38 pm

    My brother tells me that Vancouver has some really outstanding gentleman’s clubs.

  220. Comment by pendejogrande on March 4, 2015 8:40 pm

    Bruce Jenner mak Carl Lewis look like Mike Tyson.

  221. Comment by Colorado Alex on March 4, 2015 8:42 pm

    Does anyone dispute even for a second that Bruce is bugfuck crazy? Can even the SJWhiners see this?

    No, they can’t. They want to insist that not only is he sane, but that the rest of us should consider him sane and normal as well.

  222. Comment by MJ on March 4, 2015 8:45 pm

    His name was Bruce, after all.

    Blanche Jennier.

  223. Comment by Hotspur on March 4, 2015 8:45 pm

    They overnight Fedexed his gentleman’s sausage to Barack Obama. So that’s a cool thing. The POTUS should have a dick.

    Hillary will.

  224. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on March 4, 2015 8:49 pm

    Think Australian. If he;s not a Bruce, he must be a Sheila.

  225. Comment by Sean M. on March 4, 2015 8:57 pm

    Did anybody decide that the gypsy curse wasn’t so bad after all and they weren’t going to switch back their bodies with anybody else today?

  226. Comment by Hotspur on March 4, 2015 8:58 pm

    Gypsy is racissssss.

  227. Comment by MJ on March 4, 2015 8:59 pm

    Who’s gonna be the lucky guy that takes Blanche Jenner’s virginity?

    My money is on Bill.

  228. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 9:03 pm

    His name was Bruce, after all.
    Blanche Jennier.

    No, he’ll pick Dorothy Zbornak.

  229. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 9:04 pm

    Who’s gonna be the lucky guy that takes Blanche Jenner’s virginity?

    Chaz Bono.

  230. Comment by scott on March 4, 2015 9:06 pm

    Albany is lame.

    New Jersey is nicer.

  231. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 9:06 pm

    Crap, this week sucks again for lack of work. So, time to open the wine. At least it’s paid for.

  232. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 9:13 pm

    Gypsy is racissssss.
    http://is.gd/ZJvrES

  233. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 9:17 pm

    Since when is transgender surgery intended to make you appear like a burn victim?

    http://is.gd/S6rdxN

  234. Comment by MJ on March 4, 2015 9:18 pm

    I’m in Jersey next week.

    Then Memphis.

    Then Sarasota.

    Then Boston.

    Then LA.

    Then I’m staying home for a vacation.

  235. Comment by MJ on March 4, 2015 9:20 pm

    Dude is 65.

    Why would you want a vag at that point?

  236. Comment by Cyn on March 4, 2015 9:21 pm

    That’s a lot of mini-meats.

  237. Comment by buffalone on March 4, 2015 9:22 pm

    http://is.gd/WKw54v

  238. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 9:22 pm

    You forget… He may be 65 but his vag will be newborn fresh.

    Actually when you think about that, it’s kind of sick.

  239. Comment by MJ on March 4, 2015 9:27 pm

    Vacation will be spent driving the Blue Ridge Pkwy, looking at stars from a cabin in Asheville, and contemplating the sweet embrace of death.

    I’m turning 40.

  240. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 9:28 pm

    40 doesn’t look so bad when you have been inside a coffin since 1950.

  241. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 9:29 pm

    Wait a minute… How many Muppet years in a human year?

  242. Comment by MJ on March 4, 2015 9:34 pm

    Yeah, I can see your point.

    And life keeps getting better. I have no complaints besides the thousands that I listed a little while ago.

    I’ll just leave this here for everybody.

    http://is.gd/Qh54id

  243. Comment by Cyn on March 4, 2015 9:35 pm

    *snickers.jpg*

  244. Comment by MJ on March 4, 2015 9:35 pm

    Wait a minute… How many Muppet years in a human year?
    ————————
    Felty five.

  245. Comment by lauraw on March 4, 2015 9:37 pm

    Happy Birthday MJ!!

    Get married and have children as soon as you can. You’re getting overripe, stupid. Do you want to be chasing teenagers around when you’re seventy? Chop, chop.

    *snaps fingers and points at MJ’s crotch*

    Your figs are drying out as we speak. Hurry it up, now.

    Don’t forget to put me on your family Christmas card list so I can see the kid(s) grow up. This is important to you.

  246. Comment by xbradtc on March 4, 2015 9:37 pm

    I never felty up MJ>

  247. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 9:37 pm

    Because these funds could not have been better spent on, say, more medical research or infrastructure.

    The curtain closed on Pretty Filthy, a musical about the “human side of the porn industry,” on Sunday night, the latest play from a theater company that has received nearly $1 million from U.S. taxpayers.

    The Civilians, an “investigative theater” group based in New York, has put on several plays financed by the federal government, including a global warming musical, and a play about a socialist Paris commune in the 19th century…

    While no taxpayer funds went toward the porn play, the Civilians has received numerous grants from the National Endowment for the Arts (NEA) and the National Science Foundation (NSF), totaling $944,177.

  248. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 9:38 pm

    Your figs are drying out as we speak. Hurry it up, now.

    I believe that’s the opening line of Pretty Filthy.

  249. Comment by Cyn on March 4, 2015 9:41 pm

    Fig Newtons

  250. Comment by lauraw on March 4, 2015 9:42 pm

    That’s what they end up looking like. Flat and cakey. I saw it in a textbook.

  251. Comment by Colorado Alex on March 4, 2015 9:44 pm

    *snaps fingers and points at MJ’s crotch*
    Your figs are drying out as we speak. Hurry it up, now.

    We’ve switched GND’s birth control with Tic-Tacs. Let’s see if anyone notices…

  252. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 9:48 pm

    You might have been consulting a botanical textbook, Laura.

  253. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 9:49 pm

    Can you make figs out of felt?

  254. Comment by xbradtc on March 4, 2015 9:52 pm

    Maybe MJ can get a deal on Bruce Jenner’s dick. I mean, he’s not gonna be using it.

  255. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 9:53 pm

    Xbrad, it might also be flat and cakey.

  256. Comment by pendejogrande on March 4, 2015 9:54 pm

    54 and fig still functional…….kinda

    Where’s mare?

  257. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 9:55 pm

    Mare is out shopping for figs. Also, your mom is too.

  258. Comment by pendejogrande on March 4, 2015 10:00 pm

    Mare needs to get her own mom then.

  259. Comment by George Orwell on March 4, 2015 10:02 pm

    My mom’s only regret is her appetite for — bratwurst — was outmatched by Ludendorff’s.

  260. Comment by scott on March 4, 2015 10:16 pm

    Gross.

  261. Comment by MJ on March 4, 2015 10:17 pm

    Maybe MJ can get a deal on Bruce Jenner’s dick. I mean, he’s not gonna be using it.
    ——————————
    Hahahahahahahahaha.

    You people make me sick.

  262. Comment by pendejogrande on March 4, 2015 10:23 pm

    And by Bratwurst you mean……..what the fuck were we talking about anyway?

  263. Comment by MJ on March 4, 2015 10:25 pm

    Bed time silly flamers.

    I’ll just leave this here for you:

    http://is.gd/XiQrH2

  264. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on March 4, 2015 10:28 pm

    Today I learned what an RCH is in terms of a unit of measurement. I bet Hotspur knows what it is.

  265. Comment by xbradtc on March 4, 2015 10:38 pm

    Wait, how the heck did you not previously know what an RCH was?

  266. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on March 4, 2015 10:42 pm

    Sheltered life? Or it’s a regional thing. Mr. RFH didn’t know what it was, either.

  267. Comment by beasn on March 4, 2015 10:42 pm

    I’ll just leave this here for you:

    You SUCK!

  268. Comment by lauraw on March 4, 2015 10:48 pm

    Kale is such a trendy hipster vegetable right now that I bet we’re about six months from finding out that shit is carcinogenic.

  269. Comment by beasn on March 4, 2015 10:51 pm

    Guinea pigs like it but you have to be careful due to the calcium content. Pigs being prone to stones and all.

  270. Comment by PepeLp on March 4, 2015 10:53 pm

    Jeez, that’s a widely accepted unit of measurement, Roamie. They don’t teach that in Rocket Surgeon school?

  271. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on March 4, 2015 10:54 pm

    You gotta admit it’s politically incorrect. I wonder if it’s soulless, too?

  272. Comment by pendejogrande on March 4, 2015 10:59 pm

    I saw RCH ion for Pussy Riot at Gorsky Park in ’12.

  273. Comment by pendejogrande on March 4, 2015 11:00 pm

    Open. Not ion. Stupid fingerz.

  274. Comment by PepeLp on March 4, 2015 11:32 pm

    Speaking of politically correct, a guy told me at school they must use the term “diagonal cutters”, they can’t say “dikes”.

  275. Comment by xbradtc on March 4, 2015 11:46 pm

    I hate PC.

  276. Comment by Colorado Alex on March 5, 2015 12:15 am

    They need to somehow cross kale with marijuana. The lefty hipsters would have a meltdown.

  277. Comment by xbradtc on March 5, 2015 12:28 am

    Might make Michelle O’s school lunches more interesting.

  278. Comment by osoloco11 on March 5, 2015 12:29 am

    Based on what I’m seeing in the freezer case: Sriracha Kale.

  279. Comment by tomswifty on March 5, 2015 12:34 am

    RCH = 30. Microns according to the Urban Dictionary. Your gummint dollars at work!

  280. Comment by Vmaximus on March 5, 2015 12:42 am

    Hah
    RCH I forgot about those.
    Weather news it was 75 today at 5pm it is now 45.
    Tomorrow at noon it is predicted to be 30.
    Yikes

  281. Comment by osoloco11 on March 5, 2015 12:57 am

    I had to look up RCH. I know!!!!!

  282. Comment by xbradtc on March 5, 2015 1:11 am

    I’ve looked up a couple of RCHs.

  283. Comment by osoloco11 on March 5, 2015 2:00 am

    Cousin is raising his kids to be SJW. The two oldest girls, were commended for spearheading the bill to eliminate plastic grocery bags in Santa Fe. They are starting to lobby against K-cups. TFG voters at the Club were bitching about the ban. Dan threw me under the bus. Me to LIV D-rats: You voted for this shit. Own it.

  284. Comment by osoloco11 on March 5, 2015 2:35 am

    Dan thinks my lawyer familia are “Elitist Pricks”. He includes my brother. My brother has the least impressive resume. Makes the most $$$. My cousin, Raul, is running for DA. I’ll vote for him. I won’t work for him.

  285. Comment by osoloco11 on March 5, 2015 2:36 am

    Late night comment owning.

  286. Comment by osoloco11 on March 5, 2015 2:36 am

    Ace is on a tear on Twitter.

  287. Comment by osoloco11 on March 5, 2015 2:38 am

    I like Branagh. I loved Maleficent. The chick that plays Cinderella isn’t attractive. I’m kind of meh.

  288. Comment by osoloco11 on March 5, 2015 2:38 am

    Trailer 3 for Avengers came out today. SQUEE!

  289. Comment by osoloco11 on March 5, 2015 2:40 am

    WDW closed down TPOTC ride for the Summer. People are getting injured when they don’t keep their limbs inside the boat. WTF? Some guy loses his finger tips while disobeying the safety warnings and they close the ride! I H8 people.

  290. Comment by osoloco11 on March 5, 2015 2:41 am

    If I was a tourist going to WDW for the first time and Pirates is closed, I would be fucking pissed.

  291. Comment by osoloco11 on March 5, 2015 2:45 am

    We were at Disneyland once when Space Mountain was being refurbished. Strike One. Indiana Jones has a history of getting flats and breaking down. Strike Two. Day before, some kid had dropped their toy on Roger Rabbit, and their parent ran them over with the buggy, crushing the kid. Strike 3. Have you ever been to DL with 3 E-tickets down at 1 time? Ended up at the pool bar at the DL hotel.

  292. Comment by osoloco11 on March 5, 2015 2:49 am

    Applebee’s just won a lawsuit. Dumb-ass bent his head over his fajitas to pray, got facial burns. Considering all the settlements due to idiot juries…I guarantee it was the religious aspect not the dumb-ass that decided this case.

  293. Comment by osoloco11 on March 5, 2015 2:50 am

    I miss owning the comments with my Avi OWNING the comments.

  294. Comment by osoloco11 on March 5, 2015 2:50 am

    Kind of lame.

  295. Comment by osoloco11 on March 5, 2015 2:55 am

    Gay Morons are soooo annoying.

  296. Comment by osoloco11 on March 5, 2015 3:01 am

    Having the same problems with Better Call Saul that I had with Breaking Bad. ABQ geography.

  297. Comment by osoloco11 on March 5, 2015 3:02 am

    Weasel trying to kill woodpecker pic is awesome.

  298. Comment by osoloco11 on March 5, 2015 3:09 am

    Anyone else bothered by Adam Corolla calling himself Ace?

  299. Comment by Sean M. on March 5, 2015 4:13 am

    There’s no women in Alaska
    There’s no Creoles in Vermont
    There’s no derp of Nebraska
    My mother, I forgot

  300. Comment by Jimbro on March 5, 2015 7:19 am

    I predict my future use of RCH in the operating room in the near future. That is moron comedy gold.

  301. Comment by pendejogrande on March 5, 2015 7:38 am

    Sounds applicable

  302. Comment by MJ on March 5, 2015 7:58 am

    New epileptic post.


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