I love, LOVE explosions and implosions.
And who doesn’t love the finale to the William Tell Overture?
The only one better is Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture.
Season’s Greeting from:
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I love, LOVE explosions and implosions.
And who doesn’t love the finale to the William Tell Overture?
The only one better is Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture.
Season’s Greeting from:
December 23, 2014
Categories: BADASSDOM, BANGLAR!, I Will Kick Your Ass, Man-Lesbian, STFU, The Religion of Peace, whiskey, Your Mom, Your mom likes this . . Author: xbradtc
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March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.
It just doesn’t get any better than this.
//waits for Pulitzer for Best Original Blogging.
at least it’s not trannies
I couldn’t afford any.
Your dad seems affordable. Or I guess I should say, your “mom”.
Well, he’s been dead for 7 years. That kinda explains the markdown.
Laura went to bed at 7:00.
She complains about waking up early.
I think I am close to solving this.
Lippy!!!! I love Yinz!!!!
From last poat: Oso! How are things?
I didn’t even know it was called Colonel Bogey March!!!! I knew it as the Kwai whistle ear worm.
This post has really weird Feng Shui
*adds bamboo, koi fish, zen garden, gasoline and a match*
Much better!
Bridge Over Your Mom
Lippy, hanging in. I’ll know more on Friday.
LOL I love HS. Movie titles using Your Mom. Go
Your Mom Club.
Guardians of Your Mom.
Your Mom 6
Sound of Your Mom.
Your Mom, Or Die Hard.
An Affair to Remember Your Mom
Gone With Your Mom
Your Mom in Seattle.
Romancing Your Mom
Stand By Your Mom
Things to do in Your Mom when you’re dead.
Your Mom Goes to Washington
Bob & Carol & Ted & Your Mom
30 seconds over Your Mom
Fiddler on Your Mom
Bridge Over the River Your Mom
What happens on Friday? I’ve been out of touch.
Four Weddings and Your Mom.
Desperately Seeking Your Mom
From Here To Your Mom
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love Your Mom
Picnic at Hanging Your Mom
The Good, the Bad, and Your Mom
Back to your Mom.
The Good The Bad And Your Mom
The Postman Always Bangs Your Mom Twice
Shit fuck. Jim to beat me by a millisecond. And Your Mom.
Ha!
Driving your mom.
On Your Mom’s Secret Service.
Lippy, family stuff. On phone with Mom now. She’s talking about Dan and his anglo family. I guess my bro isn’t bringing his hair dresser gf with the bolt ons for Xmas.
The Seven Year Itch of Your Mom
Passion of Your Mom
Love Actually Your Mom
The Treasure of Su Madre
Gentlemen Prefer Your Mom
Earth Girls and Your Mom Are Easy
Five Easy Pieces of Your Mom
Fast, Cheap and Out of Your Mom
Guess Who’s Coming In Your Mom?
Your Mom and the Seven Dwarfs.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Your Mom
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Your Mom
Once Upon a Time in Your Mom
A Fistful of Your Mom
Ah, hope things work out, Oso. Didn’t mean to seem nosey (or “nebby” in Pittsburghese).
In the Garden of Your Mom and Evil.
The Empire Strikes Your Mom
Mutiny On Your Mom
The Grapes of Your Mom
Two Mules for Your Mom.
Fast and Furious: Tokyo Your Mom.
Band of Your Mom.
Escape From Your Mom.
Hunchback of Your Mom
Edward Scissorfucks Your Mom
Voyage to the Center of Your Mom.
The Sound of Your Mom.
Miracle on Your Mom.
An American Werewolf in Your Mom
Hang Your Mom High
20,000 Leagues Under Your Mom
Your Mom of Arabia.
The Interview…. with Your Mom.
AUGH!!!! Just got in an argument with my Mom. About Dreamers.
Bedknobs and Broomsticks and Your Mom
All Quiet on Your Mom
It’s a Mad Mad Mad You’re Mom
Chitty Chitty Bang Your Mom.
Hole in Your Mom’s Head
Last of Your Mom.
Throw Your Mom From from the Train
Saving Private Ryan for Your Mom
The Red Badge of Your Mom
Days of Wine and Your Mom
Your Mom Unchained
12 Years Your Mom
Tora! Tora! Your mom!
The Passion of Your Mom.
Your Moms Like It Hot
Sunshine of Your Mom. (Switches to song lyrics cause buzzed and 5AM work time)
Weekend at Your Mom’s
We Were Soldiers Once, and Your Mom
Jiro Dreams of Your Mom
Your Mom: A Space Odyssey
Saving Private Ryan for your Mom
Your Mom Fellas
Sleepless in Your Mom
A Mom too Far
The Your Mom Games
Brokeback Your Mom
Did anybody get a porno movie for anybody else as a gag gift without knowing their mom was in it today?
The Lord of Your Mom
An American Werewolf in Your Mom
City Slickers 2: The Legend of Your Mom’s Gold
As Good as Your Mom Gets
Your Mom 2: Electric Boogaloo
Your Mom in 60 Seconds
The Barbarian Invasion of Your Mom
Your Mom Sideways
Star Trek 3: The Search for Your Mom
Singin’ in your Mom
A Boy and his Dog and Your Mom
A River Runs Through Your Mom
Breakfast At Your Mom’s.
The Adventures of Baron Yourmomhausen
A street car named your mom
The Lord of the Rings: Your Mom’s Two Towers
Close Encounters Of Your Mom
Your Mom, Interrupted
Your Mom Likes It Hot
His Mom Friday
Your Mom Bandits
The Momchurian Candidate
The Old man and Your mom.
Your Mom for Seven Brothers.
Your Mom Always Rings Twice
A Fish called your Mom.
The Quick and Your Mom
The Lord of the Flings: the Two moms
A Funny Thing Happened on the way To your Mom’s House.
A fist full of moms
Bob and Carol and Ted and Your Mom
Its A Wonderful Your Mom
Bruce Lee: Enter your Mom
Your Mom Doesn’t Live Here Anymore
A Mom For All Seasons
You Only Live Your Mom
Beyond the Valley of Your Mom
That damned evil BUSH!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2881906/Ho-ho-ho-George-Bush-dresses-Santa-hand-toys-children-s-hospital-visit-bodyguards-went-elves.html
Supersize Your Mom
Mother, May I Sleep With Your Mom?
I Know My First Name Is Your Mom
Your Mom’s Ashes
Bang Your Mom Slowly
Your Mom down
Yourmombiscuit
Run Your Mom, Run Deep
Some like it Your Mom
Fear and Loathing in Your Mom
Oooh…Bang Your Mom Slowly. Awesome. Deniro. Earworm AND Your Mom win! Well-played Angel boy, well-played.
Boyz n Your Mom
The Shawshank Your Mom
Thanks, oso. Gotta go to a YMA meeting now. See you fagz later.
Dead Solid Your Mom
YMA = Your Mom Anonymous?
Yesterday, Anita baked Pecan Bars, and made fudge, for gifts.
Today, I made the Hawaiian Rolls and Messican Chicken Corn Chowda!
The Rolls came out of the oven Beautiful!
Best ones I have ever done!
I rock!…
Okay, I suck, but leave my delusions…
Your Mom of the Yukon
Your Mom II: Electric Boogaloo!
Momnado
Beast Master II: Through the Portal of Your Mom
Lone Wolf Your Mom
Anyone want a slightly dead YourMom?
Four, FOUR fucking times mom asked me to change the dinner menu today. So, like a goddam saint, I did, making her Swiss Steak recipe, ruining a very nice cut of meat in the process.
And as I’m dishing it up, she decides XSis and I can have that, and she’ll have shrimp tempura.
Did I mention I fucking loathe Swiss steak?
Your Mom’s Jaws
On more title and I can go to bed. My work here will be one.
Hey, XB…wanna trade for Christmas?
Great, Dan is feeling all parental towards his former produce employees. He feels sorry for Ricoh, Patrick, Richard, and Jacob for not having Dads.
The Sands of Your Moms JayJay – starring John Wang & Forrest Tucker (an MMM tranny feature)
Private Bangsyourmom – starring goldie haunch
I banged your mom like my little toe on furniture in a dark room.
*cocktails and debriefs with Your Mom*
Speaking of Your Mom, Cyn, how’s she doin’?
A little on the poopy side; that hip fracture is really wearing her down, but she’s still feisty as all get out. Thank God for oxy.
Sorry you had to make yucky food; the taste buds seem to get damn squirrely as they get older it seems.
No, I’ve hated this for my whole life.
Plus, I’d pretty much bought this piece of meat in anticipation of grilling it, and topping it with mushrooms, onions and blue cheese.
On the plus side, I’ve got a standing rib roast for Christmas day. And a spiral cut ham.
Only one here, huh?
#manspreads
Still the only one?
#FartRapes thread.
FART RAPE JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY
I’m here. My sleep schedule is all kinds of fucked up.
Sorry, Laura, I kinda left that fart here knowing Sean would be by shortly. Didn’t expect to cropdust you as well.
It’s okay. My dog seems to be having issues also. Sorry to read about the demise of your steak. I didn’t know what swiss steak was so I looked up a recipe. I can’t believe you had to boil a steak that was worthy of grilling. That’s terrible.
It was awful, Laura. Boneless top sirloin, smothered in crappy tomato sauce.
Disastrous. I wouldn’t do that to a cube steak.
**crosses fingers and prays I don’t fuck up the standing rib roast on Xmas**
If your mom decides she wants you to boil the standing rib roast, you really need to think about burying it in the yard instead. To save it.
Dig a hole before dinner. If she starts to get funky with the menu, just walk the roast out back there, and drop it in. A little headstone would be funny, too.
Pretty sure I can’t fuck up the pre-cooked ham.
Mom always did ham with the whole cloves stuck in the slashes, pineapple rings, and brown sugar. One of these days I have to ask her how she started doing that, because she sure didn’t learn it from home.
ok, gonna try to sleep some more.
Oh, that was THE thing to do back in the 50s/60s.
Most of my mom’s recipes are from that era, with a few fucked up 70s entries thrown in.
Me, I like my ham to taste like ham.
//hates cloves
I would have appreciated a couple of cloves and a piece of pineapple at my haus.
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Dasher
Envied
Rudolph’s
(wait for it)
(waaaaait for it)
(…)
Popularity
Jeezus, get your mind out of the fucking gutter.
Wakey wakey
Morning shift at radio station.
This suddenly became slightly less fun….
Ah, who am I kidding?
I was up before the alarm went off.
I love this shit.
”Twas the night before the night before Christmas. And insomnia is kicking my ass.
I woke up before the alarm went off, too, which is good for Mr. RFH. He has a later work shift.
Also, HHD is up.