Hello extremists, and welcome to Big Boob Friday. After an exhaustive and violent selection process…I have emerged victorious as your host for today’s post of greatness.
You musical selection for today jives with today’s model selection, mostly just because some think a subtle theme is necessary to justify their genius.
Despite Leon’s encouragement, I’ve not made much progress on my diet this week, but I think I’m going to mix in some light cardio and see how it goes.
Your model for today was born in Moscow on March 1st, 1980. She is a former ice dancer and figure skater, now an actress, singer, and TV personality. She stands 5’10”, weighs 123 lbs, and measures 38-24-36.
Please stop obstructing progressivism long enough to welcome Anna Semenovich!
The drink of the week is vodka.
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Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009 
I’d like to push her reset button.
What a friendly little jiggle at the aquarium.
Best BBF EVAH!
Sure the model is hot and the links are funny, but what is the subtext???
Sure the model is hot and the links are funny, but what is the subtext???
Pupster’s still fat. That’s what I got out of it, anyhow.
She is lovely, though.
I can’t look for her from here, but at least one of the gals playing teachers on Relaciones Peligrosas might make a good BBF model. Have a look for Maritza Bustamente.
Kind of surprising after a week of not working out and not dieting.
Douche bag cock sucker asshole.
Bravo, sir.
Douche bag cock sucker asshole.
I like to think I earned that.
I think that was for me, considering the links were all in M and J.
That’s a helluva BBF.
So, we have a winner. I work for a family business. Dad and Grandpa are the owners. My dad, over the years, has actually kept a file where he writes down the best excuses from our employees.
We have a winner.
We had a guy call in on Monday to say that he wouldn’t be able to work on Tuesday. Dad “Uh. Ok. What’s up?” Worker “Well, I have to slaughter a lamb.”
Slaughtering is something you schedule. If you were hunting in the morning and called in “deer”, that’d be another thing.
Wakey wakey
Dang. I’ll have to be more subtle.
Morning, children. Great job Pups.
Robust haunches GMG for Markos
Kind of surprising after a week of not working out and not dieting.
And drinking. Don’t forget the drinking.
Happy Birthday Teresa in FW!!!
Pupster, if it helps, I’m sure you had more fun this week than I did.
Happy birthday, Teresa without an h!
And it’s nice to see a hot Russian girl for BBF. Take notes, MJ.
She seems nice.
I get to take my required class in gov’t employee ethics today. Yay. Can I get Mitch McConnell to take it with me?
He’s teaching the class, right roamy?
I figured Harry Reid would teach the class, or maybe a Kennedy.
Rare pic of Scott and Laura
She looks like she can warm a bed nicely. Very well done.
I get to file a financial disclosure, too.
For those of you on LinkedIn – I get a number of endorsements for skills from other people on LinkedIn. Is that something the website itself is doing to get me to log in and add people, or are the people actually saying something nice about my work? One guy has endorsed me for something related to materials science once a week for the last couple of months, and I can’t figure out if it’s like a Faceplant poke or if he wants me to return the favor. Leon endorsed me for modelling?
I get messages from linkedin to endorse people for certain things, but I only do it if I know that they actually do that thing. I assume that is for the same thing, roamy.
http://i.imgur.com/OtiosRS.gif
Poor baby.
Happy Birthday Teresa!
And drinking. Don’t forget the drinking.
*gives Pupster a firm look.
Don’t make me get a rolled-up newspaper. I’m already in a mood trying to teach my one dog to NOT sit on the “new” couches. Older dog – Oskar – only had to be told once.
Zelda … not so much.
BEANSESE!
I think it’s all push bullshit, Roamy. I get requests for things that are totally random from people that I barely know.
Every once in a while I get a skills endorsement from someone as well. I had forgotten that I created a linked in thingy at all.
*gives Pupster a firm look
Oh yeah. That will work.
*rubs big fat junk on new couch*
Last night – dogs had to go out in the MIDDLE of the night. There were so poky getting back into our room, I just left the door open and went to bed.
So, of COURSE, Zelda heads to the kitchen to see if there is something she can steal.
(my dad used to call them the Beggar and the Thief).
So, CRASH. I hear something. OSKAR gets up, and comes to my side of the bed, and insists that I pet him – as to show – IT’S NOT ME, IT’S HER.
He’s so funny about that. If he catches her being bad (taking food from a low table or something), he’ll bite and growl at her.
Yeah, it’s like a poke on facebook, Roams.
I get messages from Linkdin asking me to endorse my contacts for skills, but there are not generated by the contacts. “Does MJ know how to wash his pits? Endorse him for this skill now!”
Then it becomes like a chain letter, people endorse you, you endorse them. Where does it all end?
Oh yeah. That will work.
*rubs big fat junk on new couch*
BAD DOG.
BADDOG.
*sniff sniff
Roamy, if I endorse anyone for a skill, I get a dialogue box asking me if people know about things they claim to know about on their profiles, or at least I used to. I’ve seen people endorsing me for skills I don’t actually claim to have lately.
I assume most of the people I know are trustworthy and usually endorse the suggested skills, but if it keeps suggesting things unclaimed, I’ll have to be more careful.
LinkedIn is a scam.
Eh, I do keep getting job offers through it. Just not usually for anywhere close to home.
How much are garden gnomes at Home Depot, Scott?
Question: Now that the shutdown thingy is over will the media start talking about 404care or immigration reform?
Hahahahahahahahaha.
The science is settled
I won.
If you don’t like a law, or a President, win an election.
Until then, shut it!
If you like your garden gnome, you can keep your garden gnome.
Shouldn’t you be cleaning your house, emmjay?
I know my bib # for the half on Sunday, but I’m not sharing it. You can track the race live (as I cross the little thingies) but I fear I’m going to be going slower this year.
So I’ll probably have to lie about my time to you guys.
I’m sure you all understand.
I don’t think your couch will hold up to any more deception or information withholding, cArIN.
This commie hussy is hotter than a pair of jumper cables at a Mexican wedding.
I don’t think your couch will hold up to any more deception or information withholding, cArIN.
Ha.
I think I’m going to run 7 min miles …
She seems very nice.
Why not 8?
She seems very nice.
This is why no one trusts your judgement, Mare.
I done good on this one, huh?
You’re welcome.
Why not 8?
Because 8 min miles won’t win the race in my bracket. And i’m going to win. As far as you guys will know.
My muffin recipe page has been updated for the interested.
I done good on this one, huh?
You made her a Russian model instead of the girl two doors down when I was growing up, so I can’t really grade it at better than a C+.
It occurred to me while watching the preview for the next Thor movie that Thor is Superman if Krypton never blew up and Jor-el was still hanging out at home being awesome because he prevented the Red Sun from blowin’ up.
You’re welcome for that brilliant insight.
OHAI:
http://tinyurl.com/m5r5ede
Scrapper in Detroit was stealing from an empty house, when he cut some support beam and the house fell on him.
He’s in critical condition.
Wanna bet the family sues the homeowner?
PUPSTER!! Back at ya…
http://tinyurl.com/mdamghw
Gracious!
I think I’m going to run 7 min miles …
Good Lord, why???
You made her a Russian model instead of the girl two doors down when I was growing up, so I can’t really grade it at better than a C+.
Damn, do I have to do everything for you people?
Did I not create airplanes?
Shouldn’t you be cleaning your house, emmjay?
————————-
Probably, but I’m not a woman so these cleaning implements mean nothing to me.
How does one vacuum?
Are you having your lady friend over for dinner, MJ?
Parents are in town.
I know my bib # for the half on Sunday, but I’m not sharing it. You can track the race live (as I cross the little thingies) but I fear I’m going to be going slower this year.
—————–
You’re going to do awesome.
How does one vacuum?
TAKE IT, XBRAD!!
Wanna bet the family sues the homeowner?
Somebody has to pay.
I’m not sure I see why someone injured in the course of committing a felony is entitled to medical care. If a doctor wants to donate expertise or someone wishes to volunteer the funds, great, otherwise…
But leon, the house was ASKING for it, sitting there all empty and shit…
Gracious!
I know, right?
Geez pupster, what the hell was that?
http://is.gd/ASMu3f
Hahahahahaha. Nice Pupster.
Geez pupster, what the hell was that?
I think that was your dream from last night.
I think that was your dream from last night.
Hahahaha. It was nice knowing you, Hotspur!
http://www.exjon.com/1/post/2013/10/americas-finances.html
Geez pupster, what the hell was that?
I see you’ve been married a long time too.
Uh, that was a lesbian fantasy, for you slow kids.
Uh, that was a lesbian fantasy, for you slow kids.
I see Xbrad is drawing upon his expertise here.
So, according to that chart, we are now approaching the largest amount of revenue collected by the government in our history?
Bad news. Previously, this was done by lowering taxes, and the subsequent increase in business activity. Now it’s been done solely by raising taxes/fees/etc.
Life seems to have lost all meaning for the dogs now that they’re not allowed on the couch.
They’re kinda like this right now.
Gee, thanks for that mare. I think I’ll go cut out my own heart with a spoon now.
They’re waiting for you to give in, Car in.
It’ll happen.
I see Xbrad is drawing upon his expertise here.
I took Psych 101 my freshman year. I *know* things.
Giant. Commie. Titties.
American. Titties.
http://tinyurl.com/m8o74ob
American. Silicone.
I think they mostly use saline now.
Let’s ask Mare. She’ll know.
Good call.
Hey Mare? Hotspur has a question for you.
GILLIGAN!!!!!!!!!
I don’t know crap about artificial boobs. The real boobs are here.
Nick Searcy vs Kevin Nash
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/oct/17/justified-actor-nick-searcy-takes-wrestler-kevin-n/
Big Daddy Cool, Diesel is a retarded lib? Damn. Too bad.
That’s “too” with 2 O’s Kevin.
The real boobs are here.
Hotspur: Check.
Leon: Check
Wiserbud: Check
Me: Check.
I guess she’s right.
Greetings, comrades.
I don’t know crap about artificial boobs. The real boobs are here.
Oh heck yeah, sistah.
Lyle is Hostages material.
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10182013
I miss SoHoS.
Lyle is Hostages material.
*buys quarterly subscription*
I miss SoHoS.
I was wondering when somebody would type what I was thinking when I put this poat together.
I think I have that comic somewhere, Pup.
It’s naughty.
NSFW!!!
Robert Stacy McCain @rsmccain 6m
Best #SlutWalk Reaction Ever? http://imgur.com/ueNsAbD
There are so many things wrong with this and only one thing right, the older person’s reaction. We’ve turned into animals.
Thanks for sharing my pain.
Hilarious animals are the only thing keeping me from that 57 state killing spree:
http://tinyurl.com/koewurh
Soohoo seems to be busy with her new, incredibly Aryan family.
Hahaha what Sean said.
Hey, I was just trying to have some fun!
http://tinyurl.com/lf7k2s7
What does that mean, Sean?
Anybody who does that to a couple of little kids should have his balls cut off and shoved down his throat so he can choke to death.
Hotspur, look at all these dumbasses. The father holding the baby over the alligator pen is a real keeper:
http://thechive.com/2013/10/18/parenting-isnt-necessarily-for-everyone-25-photos/
Mare, Sohita has been posting family pics on FB.
Ahhh, thanks, Oso.
This makes me miss Rosetta:
http://tinyurl.com/mma8tkl
Good afternoon fellow citizens!
I may have starting ‘pre-gaming’ for the Cards-Dodgers game a bit early. Oh well.
Xbrad, have you posted the pics from the Dallas meat up anywhere?
The only ones I have are from the shooting range. I have pics of you, TiFW (Happy Birthday!), Alice and Tushar (Known Aliases: The Indian Assassin, Bombay Bushwacker).
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/fat-girl.gif?w=289&h=199
LEMON BEAR DICK PUNCH
I have a pair of childhood friends who are both 6′ tall, blonde, blue-eyed, and lean of build. They have 3 children thus far, and are dutiful leftists. Hitler would adore them.
Aaaand one for Markos
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/81436948.gif?w=231&h=507
Should be a good game, phat. I hope Wacha has another gem in that arm. We’re gonna need it, against Kershaw.
Hey Phat, did google translate get the poat title correct?
Jay,
I just want to see some offense. When we go to the World Series, the AL will eat our lunch if we don’t start hitting.
That’s what I’m afraid of too. This series isn’t won yet, now that Gonzalez and Puig woke up.
Hello people standing athwart history, yelling “What the fuck?!?”
What is the Russian for “creamy joy dirigibles of fun?”
Pepe, you know that I was lying about being Kos, right?
MJ is Kos. At least most of the time. I’m like back-up Kos.
Pups, It was correct. I’m not sure of the ending on ‘Big’, but any Russian speaker will get it instantly.
It’s been so long since I’ve used my Russian that I had the word for Fifteen, -‘pyat-nahdsat’, confused with the word for Friday, ‘pyat-nitzah’.
I looked at the post and thought, ‘Big Boobs Fifteen?’ Looks like MJ’s going to jail for kiddie porn.
Hey, it was early.
Pandora just gave me Twisted Sister’s “We’re not Gonna Take It”.
Thumbs up.
Kiddie pr0n: http://youtu.be/XFBtX-e_5aM
Thanks for the b’day wishes everyone! ♥♥♥
(Mr. TiFW says “Thanks” for today’s lovely BBF lady)
Feliz cumpleanos, TiFW.
What is the Russian for “creamy joy dirigibles of fun?”
Trick question–there are no words in Russian for “joy” or “fun.”
Congrats TiFW, you are one year closer to release. Plus, you’re not a whore like Mare.
And soon those words will only be used ironically in English.
Comment by leoncaruthers on October 18, 2013 2:54 pm
Kiddie pr0n: http://youtu.be/XFBtX-e_5aM
http://tinyurl.com/ktllphv
Remind me to never let George or MJ see the ‘Russian Dictionary of Slang and Vulgarity’.
They handed it out to us at DLI. It’s hilarious.
It’s gotta be on the interwebs as a pdf somewhere.
Happy BDay TiFW!
Hey, I was just trying to have some fun!
http://tinyurl.com/lf7k2s7
Was that a clip from the Obamas’ home movies?
Drive by greetings to my comrades.
Happy B’Day Teresa.
Nice boobs/gifs Pups.
Go Red Sox.
That is all.
http://www.epinions.com/review/Dictionary_of_Russian_Slang_And_Colloquial_Expressions_Russkii_Sleng_no_author_listed/content_58720751236?sb=1
Congratulations on not dying for another year, Teresa.
http://tinyurl.com/kapmuk5
This link has some funny ones:
http://tinyurl.com/jw6nvj2
Appropriate for today’s model:
Nice tits! Can I fondle them?
Клёвые сиськи! Можно пощупать?
All this Rooski talk is making me think of A Clockwork Orange. You know what’s nice about A Clockwork Orange? It’s gluten free.
Happy Birthday, Teresa!!
Tell the musicians that loudness is no compensation for lacking musicality.
Скажите музыкантам, что громкость не заменяет умение играть на инструменте.
Is this related to cover song theory?
You know what’s nice about A Clockwork Orange? It’s gluten free.
But the fructose!!!
It’s especially hilarious they used the Voyager diagram to illustrate body parts.
I think that was your dream from last night.
Aww hotspur. Pucker up, you devil! — > http://tinyurl.com/m9l9c9z
http://www.exjon.com/1/post/2013/10/americas-finances.html
I think I am going to need calculus to figure out where that graph is headed.
I mean, I think there is a vertical asymptote somewhere to the right.
You misspelled “reaming”.
Stoaty has a new celebrity dead pool up.
Happy Birthday, TiFW!
Happy Birthday TiFW!
Happy Birthday TiFW!
Happy Birthday, Michael!!
Awww…….poor dear:
http://weaselzippers.us/2013/10/18/heartache-bill-ayers-appearance-in-liberal-madison-wisconsin-canceled-due-to-lack-of-interest/
Got a call from Rebecca’s school about an hour ago, telling me that she was having a rather nasty gastrointestinal event at the Bowling Alley (that’s their weekly Friday activity) and we needed to go pick her up.
I asked if maybe she had gotten hold of someone’s food today at some point, and they said that her teacher had bought her a GF pizza at the store to heat up for lunch, since she can’t have the “regular” kind they order on Fridays.
So I’m thinking we’re looking at a stomach virus – fun, right? – then I remembered that some of the GF pizzas made by a certain company are oftentimes put right next to the “non-GMO” pizzas made by this same company.
So I call up the school, they look at the box…..
……mystery solved!
Of course, they feel just awful – I told ’em not to worry about it; it’s happened to us a time or two in the past. We just thought it was sweet of her teacher to think about getting something for Rebecca in the first place.
The H2: Talking serious about serious shit since March 2009.
The Poop Blog
Oh, if you *really* want to see a poop blog, I can probably find you a link…
I cleaned fish poop out of about 200 scrubby pads today.
I didn’t sleep all that great, so I feel like poop.
I’m so glad my daughters are grown up.
Melody Barnes can F*** Off:
http://weaselzippers.us/2013/10/18/former-obama-official-warns-americans-opposed-to-obamacare-back-off/
*imagines Rosetta linking pics from the book, Everyone Poops*
I was just thinking, these are the same people that kept shouting “Dissent is the highest form of patriotism!!eleventy!” all during the last administration.
I had my required annual ethics training today. I have been through this enough that the examples and questions really don’t change. There’s one about buying your boss a gift (yes for special occasions like a wedding or birth of a child, no for anything else). There’s one about accepting gifts from contractors. There’s one about speaking fees. There’s one about talking to contractors before you retire to line up a consulting job, which every SES I’ve ever known must have ignored.
And then there’s the question about the husband and wife, where one works for the gov’t and one either works for a contractor or owns stock in a contractor company.
In the ethics quiz I had to pass today, the usual husband/wife question featured Rosa and Rosemary, with a little more backstory than needed for an ethics quiz. They were legally married in California and moved to Texas. Isn’t that special.
Poop blog
Isn’t that special.
Are you allowed to state that Obama is a pole smoking wasteoid?
>> And then there’s the question about the husband and wife, where one works for the gov’t and one either works for a contractor or owns stock in a contractor company.
You mean like Nancy Pelosi?
Hotspur, only if I want to take the training again until I spout the correct answers.
In the ethics quiz I had to pass today, the usual husband/wife question featured Rosa and Rosemary, with a little more backstory than needed for an ethics quiz. They were legally married in California and moved to Texas. Isn’t that special.
There has GOT to be some way that an enterprising young lawyer type can turn the tables on the people who came up with that question and get them on a sexual harassment charge.
Or a violation of the askee’s religious beliefs – tell them you’re a Muslim or some such nonsense and that such a question is offensive to you; threaten them with a lawsuit and watch them back-peddle like a crawfish into a mudhole.
Time to hoist a few of these self-righteous prigs on their own petards…..
Isn’t that special.
Quite.
I went looking for that naughty Alice in Wonderland comic that I thought I had. No luck. I did find about twenty issues of the wiccan propaganda porn comic I used to collect, though. Gave them a quick once-over with a new set of eyes and cringed. Trashed ’em.
You should have sold them on eBay.
Afternoon.
You should have sold them on eBay.
Even if I was cool with another human reading them, the time taken wouldn’t be adequately compensated by the sales price they’d command.
BUILD REPORT! Without it my life will be empty.
Today I built ten (10) of these:
http://tinyurl.com/lgod5xh
That was a horrifying gif Pepe
First customer of the afternoon was named John F. Kennedy. The F was for Francis.
There’s a surprising amount of Alice in Wonderland cartoon porn.
Yay!!!!!!
Jewstin is building things that will hold the bread rations our overlord betters will allow us to have when we are in the camps!
Will there also be circuses?
There’s a surprising amount of Alice in Wonderland cartoon porn.
I liked Penny Arcade’s take on all that.
http://images.cryhavok.org/v/Penny+Arcade+Strawberry+Shortcake.jpg.html
No circuses. Clowns are creepy.
Alice in Wonderland comic is by Zenoscope which specializes in T+A comics. I read their Grimm’s Fairy Tales early on when they put old fairy tales into modern times with bonus PG-13 T+A. When they ran out of fairy tales they started creating a running plot which, in the words of Rachel Jeantel, was real retarded sir.
http://www.zenescope.com/
I’m guessing your other comic was Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose.
http://www.jimbalentstudios.com/diamond.htm
I’ve read a couple of them but the plot was just not there for me. You should’ve brought them to a local comic shop Leon. I bet they’d give you something for them. Even a trade for some new to you used comics like Thor or something else.
Autumn is here. It’s only 92.
There’s a lot of Dorothy/Oz creepiness too.
I hate having to go to work when Ace is tearing it up on twitter.
So, while I was waiting for the kid at Subway to ring up my order, I saw a missing child flyer. The kid in question is a 16 year old girl who ran away, described as having a pierced tongue and multiple tattoos. WTF? What kind of parent allows their kid not just one, but multiple tattoos?
Yep, it was Tarot. I’m not digging it back out, either. I haven’t really read comics in years, so trading them wouldn’t be worth it to me.
No, those cabinets are for the artisan bread the overlords will be eating.
These will hold camp food:
http://tinyurl.com/pogmvht
Earlier I prepped ten of them for a penitentiary, but C is building them.
RL friend would get her daughter back with new tats and piercings, everytime she visited her Dad. Now, taxpayers are paying for their removal.
RL friend would get her daughter back with new tats and piercings, everytime she visited her Dad. Now, taxpayers are paying for their removal.
Daddy’s buying her a new tramp stamp? That’s all kinds of fucked up.
Well, I’m once again at a high school football game that I care nothing about. This week is homecoming. Joy.
At least there’s probably cute cheerleaders.
Perv
Not really Cyn. Plenty of slutty HS girls wandering the crowd. Which of course just makes feel really creepy when I catch myself looking.
*smacks HS upside the haid with a dead frozen fish, sees him fall unconscious and start bleeding from the ears, tugs down his cap and wanders off nonchalantly*
How does that go? “Old enough to read…”
Just got off the phone with Mom, she still thinks Obama is brilliant and calm headed. That idiot George Bush would have had us in 3 more wars by now.
Obama’s debt comes from funding the wars that GWB started.
Oh, and tea party people need to be deported.
I told her that I would rather have Carter in office right now.
“He’s a brilliant man.”
* drinks *
Moar
Lmfao. An entire bank of lights just turned off.
I got news for these fine folks, it takes a while to cycle them back on.
Ahhh, and the whistle blows. They’ve decided to play in the dark. Well, they couldn’t get any worse. Oh and I just pissed off two of the cheerleaders. They’re wandering the crowd begging for “breast cancer awareness.”
“Would you like to donate…”
*without looking up from phone* “No.”
One girl laughs, the other “Well damn!”
Your Mom’s ideas are intriguing, scott, and I would like to subscribe to her newsletter.
*drinks with/for Scott*
The thing that pisses me off is that she is a very smart lady.
We laugh at the DNC talking points but they work.
Comment by Jimbro on October 18, 2013 6:19 pm
That was a horrifying gif Pepe
=============
Thanks for noticing.
Some of the smartest people I’ve ever met are the same way, scott. I saw one the other day quoting TFG’s “win an election” petulance approvingly.
When the Govt talks about income, for things like Obamacare, is it income or taxable income?
Yes
My mom knows this country is headed in the wrong direction.
She just blames all the bad things on Bush.
OMG my mother is Chris Mathews!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I took 4 years of Russian in college, and that Russian phrase at the top translates to “Chicken Noodle Soup”
>>>Well, I’m once again at a high school football game that I care nothing about.
Welcome to my life. Not only was I volunteered by wiserbride to be part of the band pit crew, I also work the board at the radio station on Thursdays for another HS division’s games.
Some kid broke some record last night and I guess it was a big deal.
All I know is that I’m getting comfortable enough to bring beer into the studio with me.
Which is nice
>>>We laugh at the DNC talking points but they work.
But Katie Couric wouldn’t lie!
“All I know is that I’m getting comfortable enough to bring beer into the studio with me.”
We should have a meetup there and make sure that PJM makes it.
PJM was made for talk radio.
PJM was made for talk radio.
Who??
>>>PJM was made for talk radio.
Who needs the transmitters?
Green radio.
Obama will pay billions for this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We should harness kittens for energy.
The power of kitteh compels you.
We can’t leave it up to dogs http://i.imgur.com/AQDtnDR.png
(no offense Mare)
Yeah, uh…wiser? Pretty sure the FCC would pull your stations license for the beer thing.
Heh, the comment box thing was changed. Good one. Illegal immigrants get to comment for free, people on Medicaid get paid 25 cents per comment.
http://tinyurl.com/ktgt3q9
http://tinyurl.com/nc4pyu5
I would love to see the headphones yanked off in pain when PJ hit the mic
That idiot George Bush would have had us in 3 more wars by now.
If asshole is so brilliant, why are we still in Iran and Afghanistan spending money. And spending more arming terrorists in Syria after screwing around in Egypt and Libya, while droning the rest of the shitholes? I thought Mr. Brilliant was going to bring our guys home his first term. And he didn’t. Isn’t that a lie or is Bush still president and we’ve been doped up with sekret Homeland Security vapors of LSD?
Tell her to turn off her teevee.
*checks blood pressure*
Some of the smartest people I’ve ever met are the same way, scott.
I heard the unibomber was too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usSgonJw5O4
>>>Yeah, uh…wiser? Pretty sure the FCC would pull your stations license for the beer thing.
I didn’t say I drank it.
Just brought it in for when I was done.
Besides, we had brewer in last season who brought samples that we tasted on the air.
Florida US Rep. Bill Young (R) dies at 82.
RIP Bill, but FFS staying in congress til you kick off in your 80s, has to stop.
Term limits.
Besides, we had brewer in last season who brought samples that we tasted on the air.
That was a good one. Tom’s mom had a beer for the first time; she’s a hoot. I want to try the cannoli beer.
Bill Young.
Irony.
>>>If asshole is so brilliant, why are we still in Iran and Afghanistan spending money.
Did you all see where John Kerry has negotiated to keep our soldiers in Afghanistan past the planned pull-out date?
http://www.wjla.com/articles/2013/10/kerry-in-afghanistan-for-urgent-security-talks-95237.html
“How Do You Ask a Man to be the Last Man to Die for a Mistake?”
http://usliberals.about.com/od/extraordinaryspeeches/a/KerryVietnam.htm
>>>. I want to try the cannoli beer.
Beer for people who don’t like beer.
It really wasn’t that good.
Weird. Yesterday, they mistakenly reported him dead…
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/fox-s-gretchen-carlson-mistakenly-reports-death-of-rep-cw-bill-young-video
Beer for people who don’t like beer.
Zima?
>>>Zima?
Pretty much.
Aka bitch beer
I had a sad yesterday, going through all the work email that had piled up. One aerospace news update had mentioned Scott Carpenter had had a stroke but was expected to recover. 😦
Zima reminds me that I haven’t had a wine cooler in ages.
Leave the beer. Take the cannoli.
I thought Coors was beer for people who don’t like beer
>>>I thought Coors was beer for people who don’t like beer
Coors Light
Did anybody slip anybody else some tongue during the course of CPR today?
>>>One aerospace news update had mentioned Scott Carpenter had had a stroke but was expected to recover. 😦
😦 indeed
30 minutes on the treadmill Pupster!
>>>Did anybody slip anybody else some tongue during the course of CPR today?
I thought it would help!
Plus, she was hot.
The concept of Coor Light is like diluting water
I am not fond of beer, but I will take a Coors Light, unless Yuengling is available.
Wiser! Everyone at the Texas meatup missed you, and I got your electronically transmitted hug.
>>>Wiser! Everyone at the Texas meatup missed you, and I got your electronically transmitted hug.
Tush, I’m glad you were there to represent!
It kills me that I can’t make these meat-ups anymore.
But things are looking up. More news soon……
Hope you have some good news soon, then, Wiser.
My good news is that Rocketboy got a second letter, exactly the same as the first one on the outside, but this time accepting him into Auburn.
Anna Semenovich reminds me why my third favorite element is Silicon
>>>I am not fond of beer, but I will take a Coors Light,
*snicker
More news soon……
Meh. Lemme know when the traffic report is coming on.
The Mercury, Gemini and Apollo astronauts were the heroes of my youth. Actually met a couple of em when I was a kid in Huntsville.
Godspeed Scott Carpenter. You reached for the stars.
Congrats Roamy!
Great school
My nephew is still waiting for his Auburn letter
This ragging on Coors Light is bullshit. Bullshit, I tell you!
If I relapsed on Coors Light, I would never forgive myself.
My dad was an Auburn graduate. I was born there. Opelika.
>>>This ragging on Coors Light is bullshit. Bullshit, I tell you!
Bitch be digging the bitch beer….
He did not just do that….
>>>If I relapsed on Coors Light, I would never forgive myself.
Would it really be considered a relapse?
Seriously, there’s more alcohol in mouthwash and NyQuil.
Dad was an Auburn grad. He spent his first semester there living in a chicken coop.
And vanilla extract.
There was a surprisingly good selection of beers at the meatup. Which, I learned that Irving doesn’t sell booze, just beer and wine.
>>>And vanilla extract.
Been doing research, huh?
Seriously, there’s more alcohol in mouthwash and NyQuil.
4.2
Same as Bud Light.
Never knew you were a ‘Bama boy, Dave
No shit DiT?
That’s where my grandfather is from.
Been doing research, huh?
You go to enough meetings, you hear people go out on all kinds of stuff. Did you know, for instance, that you will trip your fucking balls off if you chug enough Mucinex DM?
I me Neil Armstrong once. I am going to visit NASA tomorrow.
Because it’s there.
I either did not know that about your dad xbradtc, or I had deja vu amnesia over it. It’s pretty cool though.
TJ, I was bornded in Alabama, lived there and Satellite Beach FL when I was a punk, then Huntsville till I was almost ten. That’s when we moved to Texas.
Dad worked for Wernher von Braun’s engineering company from 65-69. That’s where I met Gus Grissom and Ed White. In FL I watched Gordo Cooper’s Mercury shot from my back yard.
No shit Brent.
Once. when I was doing geological fieldwork in the Colorado Rockies at almost 12,000 feet elevation I drank six Mickeys and got so drunk I could hardly walk
Wow..
Even Coors could give you a buzz up that high
No wonder Coors works lots better well over a mile up.
Here, at 4000′, I can’t stand the shit
Dextromethorphan….it’s a hell of a drug
To complete my weekend plans, I intend to take Zeke here and have a few beers on Sunday
http://www.boneyardhouston.com/
Several of his friends are going with me. (And their mom’s)
That’s cool DiT. I’ve never met anyone who’s even heard of the place, let alone been from there.
Hell, the preacher mispronounced it at my great grandmother’s funeral.
http://tinyurl.com/c4b22rw
I pronounce it correctly with the appropriate hick Alabama accent.
I slip into the accent every now and then. Most of mine is that nasally North Texas thing. But when referrin to the homeland I get that slow stupid Ohhhh pe laaahka thing goin on.
>>>Same as Bud Light.
Aka backwash
>>>You go to enough meetings, you hear people go out on all kinds of stuff.
I used to work in a pharmacy where the pharmacist had the freshest breath ever.
He was downing an entire bottle of scope a day
But when referrin to the homeland I get that slow stupid Ohhhh pe laaahka thing goin on.
Lol.
The preacher pronounced it Oh-peh-leek-uh
…Opelika…
Is that like Ope Locka said fast with a Alabama accent, instead of a Cracker one?
Oh I see it is Opee Lacka not Opa! (Greek for lets PARTY!!!!) Lacka. My bad.
Vman, have you ever been to Mesablue’s steakhouse?
Nah, you say it slow and stretch out the vowels.
We drunks are incredibly resourceful in a pinch.
4-0 Cards!
Suck it LA!
No X,
But I predict a journey to Kemmah within a month. Did He make the Meatup? I regretted not making it but finding place for Zeke to stay was rather daunting.
Ha! love that Puig got an error. That guy is a dick.
When I lived in Mississippi, Alabama was like a dreamland
Sadly, he couldn’t make it. You and he were both sorely missed.
And by “sorely missed” I mean we talked a lot of shit about you both.
X,
FYI, I am on the Western outskirts of Houston X. Past the inner beltway and the loop by few miles. I am however inside the Grand Parkway. (The 3rd loop around Houston. We are the EoR (Engineer of Record) for the Grand Parkway project. Mesa is an hour away from me.
In 2 weeks I will visit him I think
Heh,
by “a lot” you mean nothing, zip, nada,
I am simpatico.
6-0 Cards. Suck it LA.
Zeke
Is this steakhouse down in Quemah?
Kemah I mean
Shit, I’ve been up too long
14 hour day
9-0!
Now it’s just sad.
Gonzalez and Puig need to meditate on why they suck.
Phat,
I just sent you an email. Read and heed
Scary brown guy! It was great to see you again. And I also got to meet the Phatman and xboog. Thanks for makin the trip fagz.
My life is amazing like that.
Dave, it was amazing as always to meet you and the rest of the posse. I am now like the tiger that has tasted blood. I am visiting VA for thanksgiving and already have a firing range scoped out. Something in PA in January. I am now the dreaded degenerate Bloomberg warned about.
TJ, yeah, In fact, to keep it simple, it’s the Kemah Steak Company.
Welcome to the
darkright side, Tushar.Did anyone ever put up pix at IB? If not, why not??
Cyn, there’s some concerns about privacy. I’m workin’ on it.
*harumph*
Well, most of the pics I took were pretty boring. No one was in a bikini, not even Tushar.
Be afraid. Be VERY afraid…
http://tinyurl.com/lf9cjpv
Long day behind me, another on the horizon.
G’night sweet peas.
Long day behind me, another on the horizon
Yep.
*fist-bumps Cyn*
I can’t have my pic posted publicly.
Don’t worry, Dave. I’m trying to find an even MORE secure than usual method.
I know you are, thanks. So glad I got to feel you up finally.
*cancels DinT photo-billboard purchase*
dammit
this was gonna be a thing
Was my ass as firm as you’d hoped, Dave?
marbled firmness
*gapes at DiT and xbrad*
*steps back from blog*
>>So glad I got to feel you up finally.
I think I saw that happen, when you two were walking out to the truck to get ice. Damn, like an idiot I tagged along and ruined your moment.
Howdy y’all. Bum Phillips passed away. I know he was 90, but I still haz a sadz.
like an idiot I tagged along and ruined your moment.
A true voyeur would have no shame.
don’t you judge me hjumpy
This revelation is psychologically harmful to all mammals.
What happens in Texas, stays in Texas.
Truth be told, it was a surprisingly low key event. Nobody got nekkid, and nobody puked.
I didn’t get the same rise out of him that ace did with Bart. But I was goin for that.
Except he liked it.
Come on now, xbrad. You were all naked under your clothes.
goodnight, Gracie
Nah. Had my swim trunks on.
Nah. Had my swim trunks on.
Puritan.
There is little historical documentation that suggests the Puritans wore swim trunks.
Every Puritan I’ve met was wearing swim trunks, and I’ve met almost one.
Michael can eat a bag of dicks for not warming up the hot tub.
Are dicks gluten free? There is diet to consider.
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His real name is actually Sean Medlock. I don’t know that TBogg has ever shown up in the comments at his blog to accuse us of that. It’s usually some drive-by troll who thinks it’s being clever.
I look at it as a compliment, seeing as how he’s one of the funniest people on the internet.
You are truly a master of a thousand disguises, Mr. Bont.
Well I could call out when the going gets tough.
The things that we’ve learnt are no longer enough.
No language, just sound, that’s all we need know,
To synchronise derp to the beat of the show.
I don’t get it.
Where are the lawn and leaf bags?
Ha ha ha ha!
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/MCAIvNv
Michael can eat a bag of dicks for not warming up the hot tub.
Well, there’s one reason why no one got nekkid.
I don’t know that I’d get in a hot tub with a bunch of other old dudes. It’d be like a lemon sausage soup party.
I’ve been in Michael’s hot tub, when it was properly heated. With Cathy, who rocks a bikini.
Morning, children.
GMG
Roamie,
You are correct. There was plenty of hotness available for the tub.
Technically this is all Michael’s fault.
…or maybe he was doing Cathy a favor by sparing her eyes from the glory/pain of seeing too much Phat?
We may never know.
Good morning all!
48 hours of call this weekend then vacation this week starting at 0700 Monday
Tush,
Have you researched your firearm purchase yet?
Morning Jimbro!
Hopefully it’s too cold for kids to do stupid shit on wheels and not yet cold enough for them to do stupid shit on ski’s.
Kinda the ‘sweet spot’ in the Ortho calendar.
Who am I kidding. Kids will always do stupid shit.
Amen Phat.
Job security = monkey bars.
Phat,
I would love a 1911, but the cheapest one is Taurus. I am not sure if Taurus are good quality.
I figure that eventually I will go for a .45, but I must start with a 9mm so that my wife can use it too.
And Phat, read my email, you tool.
May be a 9mm Glock 19?
I don’t know. I am confused as hell.
Some advice from the experts, please!
Tush,
The Taurus is good quality. I have shot several of them.
My carry piece is a Bersa .380. Bersa is a South American copy of the Walther. it’s also a nice weapon.
Whatever you are comfortable shooting, Tushar. I like a .357 revolver myself, mainly because it doesn’t require the wrist strength that a .45 does, and I can hit the target.
I have a Taurus UL .38 that I’ve been happy with. My 1911 is a Kimber that I’ve also got no complaints about. I bought the .45 back in 2000, though, for about $600. No idea what they cost now.
Tush, no email in my transphat88 account or my sbcglobal.
BTW, last email in my transphat88 google mail was a nice pic of me Michael and Dave at the Spirit Grille (they add the ‘e’ because it’s classy).
Thanks Cathy!
Really, Dave? I find my revolver kicks like a mule, but it’s 17 oz. The .45 barely kicks by comparison, but you’ve got slide motion to compensate and the gun is literally twice as heavy.
50 rounds through the .38 and I have a blister from the grip and my hand is numb. 50 rounds through the .45 and my hand is a little sore throughout. This isn’t, however, the best way to judge utility.
Glock 19.
Tush,
If you want to get confuzzled, wade into the comments on Andy’s Sunday gun thread at Ace’s.
My opinion? If you’re not going to carry and just want to shoot, go with a 1911.
If you’re looking for something like a home defense pistol, Roamie’s .357 revolver is an excellent choice.
I’m no expert on guns Tushar but this is what I have:
I have a 9 mm Springfield Armory XDm that I’m happy with. Also a S+W 686 in .357 among some others in a crowded safe. When/if I get my CWP I’ll check out the XDs in 9 mm.
Phat, this is weird. Do you have a spam filter that trashes emails from brown people? I copies XBrad, and I got his reply.
My spam filter automatically blocks all Indians.
I will remove the ‘red dot’ and leave the ‘Feather’ in place.
Send again and I will check the filter.
New poat!
Leon needs his eyes checked. You just called me Dave?
Sent again
Got it Tush!
Will work on it this week.
Damn, forgot I talked so much. Alcohol is a hell of a lubricant.
>> I am not sure if Taurus are good quality.
Taurus is very good quality. South American arms had a bad rap for years but with modern machinery they make very good weapons. Both my .38s are Taurus.
I’d go to a range a lot and rent and try different guns. Find one you like and learn to be comfortable and accurate with it. Buy that one. Guns are tools, and there are many different ones because they meet different needs. My .02
I have: Kimber .45 Ultra CDP (3″), Springfield 1911A1 .45, a Walther PPK/s .380 and the two .38s (which I gave to my girls).