New Year in Review – a myopic

So the year is well under way.

A Farts’ Tale – POS Pooting

Because this is a classy place

&

I am most assuredly a classy guy –

Some Music:

Some Poetry:

“”Sing, sweet bird, I kneen nat where thou art!”
This Nicholas anon let fle a fart
As greet as it had been a thonder-dent
That with the strook he was almost yblent (blinded)
And he was ready with iron hoot
And Nicholas ammyd the ers he smoot.^[7]”

Some Art: (no not that kind)

Wild Wire

Thomas Hart Benton

b. 1889 Neosho, MO  d. 1975

Now here we find something like.  What!!  T. H. Benton was a native son whose father was a U.S. CongressCritter.

Wire and Ice

Cut a path for Li Hongbo.

Li sculpts with paper using over 8000 sheets with glue to make a bust, and 20000 sheets for a figure.

Here ya go, Jay.

Li’s art is full of sheet.

here’s a trippy video of his sculptures in motion.

He’s a creative to say the least.

Li shows around the world, so keep yer eyes open.

Li Hongbo.  b 1974 China

Thanks for viewing.

 

Have a wonderful day.

Elf on a Shelf

Tis the season. Enjoy!

 

большие сиськи пятница

Hello extremists, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.  After an exhaustive and violent selection process…I have emerged victorious as your host for today’s post of greatness.

You musical selection for today jives with today’s model selection, mostly just because some think a subtle theme is necessary to justify their genius.

Despite Leon’s encouragement, I’ve not made much progress on my diet this week, but I think I’m going to mix in some light cardio and see how it goes.

Your model for today was born in Moscow on March 1st, 1980.  She is a former ice dancer and figure skater, now an actress, singer, and TV personality.  She stands 5’10”, weighs 123 lbs, and measures 38-24-36.

Please stop obstructing progressivism long enough to welcome Anna Semenovich!

Big Boob Friday

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday. I am your host, a simple dog of leisure with a nose for gifs.

I had a different model picked out for today, but a little googling revealed that some short jackass from Florida had already featured her in 2011.  So, I’m still sprinkling in some of her gifs because that’s how I roll.

Your musical selection of the day is a country song, which I find soothing.

The model for today was born on October 6th, 1991 in Jelgava, Latvia.  She towers over Leon at 5’6″ and measures out at 32F-24-37.  She doesn’t have any gifs, but please don’t hold that against her.  Stop nibbling o-rings and welcome Sabine Jemeljanova!

Ladies Love Lingerie

Which, I happen to love ladies in lingerie, so it works out well.

Dave in Texas will be the first to admit that bass players get no ass. But you’d be surprised to learn who does. Not the lead guitar. The drummer.

Tossed together at the last minute tushy Tuesday

Wow, who knew that pounding cheap vodka till 1am would cause poor blogging skills 7 hours later?  I think we need a federal grant to study this some more.

2013 is the year of the leggings. Hawt chicks in the shiny/faux leather leggings are my current paraphilia.

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Because I love you!

(no, not you, Wiser)

(no, not you, either, Dave)

A Valentine’s Poem:

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss.
But I only slept with you ’cause I was pissed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don’t take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell.
Except for maybe ‘Go to hell.’

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.