Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Life has been depressing enough lately, so while I remember 9/11, I’m not going to wallow in the sadness today. I’m going to wish Osoloco and my dummkopf brother a happy birthday. (AFAIK, he doesn’t know about H2, but he does turn 50 today, so I’ll be nice for 24 hours.) So let’s see if this is enough of an earworm for Osita to start yelling at me.
So on 9/11 we should honor firemen…
One more.
and policemen
I should bring back the cop from last week. Too many in my searches look like the Village People.
We also honor those who raised their hand and gave their word to defend us, knowing they were joining in time of war.
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Stay strong, y’all.
That will do for today. We’ll see if I get Orson Welles applause from Cyn for removing teh links correctly. Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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If she doesn’t give you the applause, you will have been robbed.
But not for the links, because I don’t pay attention to that.
My niece is 2 today.
No links today, sorry. Been a little low in the creativity department lately.
Links, shminks.
Happy Birthday, Osita!!
Woot has $260 purses today. Who the hell drops that much money on a handbag? I didn’t spend that much on my wedding dress.
And apparently the $260 is supposed to be a bargain, so people actually pay *more* than that???? If I’m spending that amount of money on a purse, it better walk out to the car and crank it up for me.
Happy birthday, Oso.
*Thud*
Happy Birthday, Oso!!
Happy Birthday, Colorado Alex!!
Happy Birthday, Michael!!
Woo-hoo! Cyn says I did it right! **happy dance**
Hahahahaha, that guy didn’t spill a drop, did he.
Not a one. Mad Skillz.
I really don’t want to go to work today. The arsenal gates have been backed up badly for weeks, and today is going to be special with extra attention.
Thanks guys! Roamy, I’m with you about purses. Makes no sense.
Bwahahahaha, the Weather Channel is tying itself in knots over hurricance Humberto. Global warming was supposed to make hurricane season more exciting than this.
Any good plans today, Crazy Bear?
Wow. Go get ’em, boys.
That’s Frederick, Maryland btw.
MSNBC is replaying the coverage from 9/11. Spooky.
Happy Birthday CoAlex.
Cyn, rain ruined our camping plans. Red neck birthday. Going to WalMart and buying whatever I want. Dan is taking me to my favorite Szechuan restaurant, making Mai Tai’s, and he’s agreed to watch a Harry Potter marathon with me. (Actually, we’re going to WDW next month)
CoAlex is in VA today. Happy Birthday, CoAlex!
So this is the big 5-0, Osita? You share it with one of my brothers. (Sorry.)
http://tinyurl.com/happy-birthday-oso-loco
Yep, Roamy. Half a century. Happy Birthday to your brother.
Woot has $260 purses today. Who the hell drops that much money on a handbag?
Black billionaire racists spend as much as $38000.
Rain=bad
Shopping=good
Awww…thanks for the Stitch hug, Pups!
Heureux anniversaire, Mme. Oso.
Happy Birthday, Oso and Alex!!
Oso, don’t think that turning 50 is a license to go to Las Vegas and go cray cray and what not and then have to hide the bail money withdraw from your husband and somehow get your three quickie marriages annulled…..unless you want to.
Did Black Nixon read a speech or something? Did anyone pretend to listen? I hope he gave a shout-out to Jay-Z.
Wow. Go get ‘em, boys.
LOVE IT
9/11 was what others did to us.
This is what we did to ourselves
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/cEPuE
Mare, what happens in Vegas…stays in Vegas. Except when your friends post video on FB in a secret group that accidentally goes public for a few hours.
I am not running today. It’s too hot.
Thanks, Tush. I stole that. TSA proves that we aren’t serious and learned nothing from 9/11.
Tushar, that was like a punch in the gut.
I can’t complain about being felt up. I make the choice to refuse the X-ray. It’s my little way of slowing down the line. If 50% of the people did it, it would reek havoc and people would fight the power for convenience (if not for what they should fight for, a right to travel within states without a Nazi search).
9/11 was what others did to us.
This is what we did to ourselves
That’s the most depressing aftermath, to find out that citizens will tolerate security theater and not demand the real thing. A people demanding freedom would have ejected from office any government that made a mockery of security by groping every person in an airport including nuns. Americans have decided to be sheep on return for a fiction of security.
Merci, GO.
Kevin Eder @keder 11 Sep
Mitt Romney’s first tweet on 9/11: https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/245509634897633281 … Barack Obama’s: https://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/245524020190130176 …
Holy shit.
Sen. John McCain on Wednesday lamented that President Barack Obama’s televised address did not mention helping the Syrian opposition, saying he feels for his friends among the rebels.
McRino has been hitting too much of his trophy wife’s beer.
Mare, I’ve had to use my “real” name when traveling since 9/11/01. We had booked our WDW vacation before 9/11 that year. TSA idiot in Orlando couldn’t square the name on the boarding pass with my ID.
That’s pretty scary George. Does McIdiot know that there is quite a bit of evidence that points fingers at his friends doing the gassing. How about those mass executions (which anyone can see on youtube) and those super fantastic beheadings?
Comment by mare on September 11, 2013 9:50 am
Sadly Mare, this illustrates another reason Romney lost. The one thing that motivates Black Nixon more than golf is lust for power. Like rust, vainglory never sleeps.
Happy birthday, Oso and Alex. Are you twins?
Happy Birthday, Colorado Alex!
Good one pups.
When McRino sees something good happen, I wonder if he mutters “thank God” or “allahu akbar.” I mean, they’re practically the same thing, right?
“I wonder if he mutters “thank God” or “allahu akbar.” I mean, they’re practically the same thing, right?”
That alone should cause the bikers to rumble their rides outside his D.C. Office for about 5 hours. Dumbest thing he’s ever said and the competition for that was staggeringly tough.
AFP – Russian President Vladimir Putin will offer to supply Iran S-300 air defence missile systems as well as build a second reactor at the Bushehr nuclear plant, the Kommersant business daily reported Wednesday.
Putin will renew an old offer to supply Iran with five of the sophisticated ground-to-air missile systems at a meeting with Iranian President Hassan Rowhani on Friday, Kommersant said, quoting a souce close to the Kremlin.
In related news, B. Hussein Obama has a belly button micro penis labeled “reset.”
Mare, to be fair, Obama’s tweet was 2 hours before the first plane hit.
Happy B’Day, Oso and C-Alex!
Oh, and may Jeb Bush rot in hell for giving Hillary a Liberty Award at the CONSTITUTION center in Philly.
Can you say, “sell out, boot licking, prick?” I thought you could.
I thought his tweet was on the 12th?
Comment by Pupster on September 11, 2013 9:57 am
Happy Birthday, Colorado Alex!
Never enter a coffin offered by a gay sponge in short pants.
Both of them tweets were last year, fellas. Twitter did not exist in 2001.
This stupid POS blog makes my sign in for every comment, I wanted to say, “or the anniversary of 9-11.
It’s weird to talk about elections as opposed to 9-11 but it’s in keeping with Obama’s attention to self.
Got to figure my wordpress problem out.
So Putin’s going full court Soviet on Barky’s ass?
Smart.Power.
Happy Birthday Oso, welcome to the club.
heh.
stupid twitter
I really wish BenK would learn to use apostrophes.
this is pretty awesome – A Letter for Tower One (the new one)
http://thewilderness.me/stand-tall-a-letter-for-tower-one/
Testing
I’m being forced to like crossfit..
Ask Greg Glassman about Robb Wolf sometime. Then do the converse.
Glassman is like Steve Jobs in more respects than the article would have you know.
Yea, well I know there is a backstory. At a local level I don’t care. I’m not going to go to the crossfit games, etc, and although there are alternative gyms popping up everywhere that offer similar w/o the name and marketing, the closest one to me is in Detroit.
So, crossfit it is.
My regular gym doesn’t even have barbells (they have a box), etc, and no one there is going to teach me proper form.
I got out of bed for this shit?
(actually, I got out of bed because I had to go pee)
Leon,
A while back you recommended Starting Strength, I’ve only found the links to the blerg and buy the books here, is there a (free) online site or PDF?
I’m asking for my son, who doesn’t want to go to gym class any more, but needs to start a fitness regimen.
No crosscult.
That’s the one thing it really gets right. The barbell/plate system is about the best training tool ever invented.
Of course then they fark that up by having you do Oly lifts for volume.
I imagine eventually more will abandon “crossfit”, etc, and you will find people running their offbrand gyms.
Until that time, though, my only option is the crossfit name locally. And they’re just a few folks struggling to make a buck doing something they enjoy. They’re not part of the Glassman/wolf saga.
Pupster-
http://www.armyprt.com/
Pupster, the kindle version of the 3rd edition is $10, but most of what you need is here:
http://startingstrength.wikia.com/wiki/Starting_Strength_Wiki
particularly here
http://startingstrength.wikia.com/wiki/The_Starting_Strength_Novice/Beginner_Programs
If you can find a 2nd edition pdf out in the wilds of the internet, just grab that. Not much has changed in the 3rd other than better illustrations and a change in how the standing press is taught — which I dislike, along with many others.
Somebody nudge Carin. I think she’s talking in her sleep.
Thanks guys.
They got to her. She’ll be selling Amway soon.
I signed up for ONE MONTH. I don’t think I even get to learn the secret handshake.
Monday I did sprints (200 meters), pushups, situps, and lifts (I forget what that lift was called).
Today I did cleans or hangs or whatever they’re called and box jumps.
Not exactly work for volume.
Oh, I did squats on the first day too.
Happy Birthday, Oso and ColAx! ♥♥♥
Jeez – I’m watching the “live” feed from the original 9/11 broadcast on MSNBC.
Katie Couric referred MORE THAN ONCE to the TWA 800 tragedy as having been a “prior act caused by a (terrorist) bomb”.
Did I miss something? Was (is) she just a mindless twit, rotely repeating the mantra of the people pulling her strings? Or did/does the media complex know something that they refused to tell us?
(FWIW, I have no reason to believe that the TWA 800 incident was anything more than what we’ve been told)
One of the things I like best about finally having a smart phone is that it is a lot less conspicuous taking that into the bathroom than my big laptop.
Lookin’ good, Leon.
http://tinyurl.com/p65ogft
Lookin’ good, Leon.
http://tinyurl.com/p65ogft
I find that strangely hypnotic.
This was shot in Tennessee, it gave me chills.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr-7oKW3TUU
Snaggletoothed and stupid is no way to go through life, Debbie.
Nice Shot .
Holy crap – the neighborhood trash Nazis just cited us for using TWO garbage bins instead of one today (we occasionally use our neighbor’s bin – with his blessing – when we have excess trash).
The City of Fort Worth employee on the other end of the line was NOT happy to get my call……
My take-away from DWS’ comments is that she thinks that the Democrat voters in Colorado are too stupid to figure things out tor themselves.
I thought only Republicans were that dumb.
Can’t be me.
Re: hair.
In the last 3 weeks I’ve brought 3 pickup loads of trash/recyclables to the transfer station. Cleaning out camp, reorganizing at home and just crap that’s built up over the summer. No one gave me any lip about it or delivered a citation. The guys at the dump even gave me a hand unloading it.
We had a dumpster for 15 years. I miss it.
My childhood friend’s dad worked for BFI (waste services) and arranged for a dumpster to sit between our houses on a wooded lot. We were able to dump solid waste in it (no garbage) at any time. My dad has us hauling wheelbarrows over there quite often. When it was full, the tipping fee was a box of cigars for the truck driver.
The Syria researcher whose Wall Street Journal op-piece was cited by Secretary of State John Kerry and Sen. John McCain during congressional hearings about the use of force has been fired from the Institute for the Study of War for lying about having a Ph.D., the group announced on Wednesday.
Allahu akbar, McRino!
But the piece had also come under fire for misrepresenting her affiliations. Originally the op-ed only listed O’Bagy, 26, as only “a senior analyst” at the ISW, later adding a clarification that disclosed her connection to a Syrian rebel advocacy group.
How does Syrian ass taste, McRino?
Greetings, actual friends on the right.
Should we talk about crackfat again?
DWS just claimed on CNN that Obama laid out clear evidence that Assad used chemical weapons, that Iraq was a ‘go it alone’ mission that resulted in failure. That Obama has assembled an international coalition of over 35 nations, and that Obama pressured Russia into acting.
Wow. Just wow.
Sean, I had to do the Smiths’ lyric thing all by myself yesterday.
How can you be wow’ed by anything that dipshit says? She is a whore who will say anything.
Because Obama. Shut up.
My daughter has asked me to PLEASE stop playing QOTSA. I’m playing Alain Johannes. Heh. Not technically Queens.
Sean, I had to do the Smiths’ lyric thing all by myself yesterday.
Wha?
You Weren’t HERE. I was talking to myself, and I’m sure the H2’s all got the mistaken impression that I was crazy.
What difference does it make.
Hey, maybe Hillary was playing the game?
Spineless, swine.
I used to play a table-top RPG called In Nomine, based on a system from France originally titled In Nomine Satanis/Magna Veritas. The player characters took the role of various forms of angel or demon serving archangels or principalities.
The highest choir of angels were the seraphim, who could not lie. Should they be tempted, fall (becoming balseraph), and join the Adversary, they could no longer tell the truth, but must nonetheless believe what they say, ergo requiring that they lie to everyone — even to themselves — at all times. Because they believe the lie so sincerely, others hearing them speak often have a hard time disbelieving them, even knowing what they are.
DWS wishes she were a balseraph.
That Obama has assembled an international coalition of over 35 nations, and that Obama pressured Russia into acting.
Why did she forget to mention that Black Nixon also cured cancer and landed on Mars, all before noon Eastern time?
She also forgot to mention his shooting an 18 on the course the other day. In 9 holes of course, let’s not get crazy.
““I think that I’m a better speechwriter than my speechwriters. I know more about policies on any particular issue than my policy directors. And I’ll tell you right now that I’m gonna think I’m a better political director than my political director.”
The only question remaining is will Putin use a rubber glove like Dr. Pol?
I think he’s going to strip off his coverall and get the chain harness, George.
Is this the same DWS who doesn’t think that Democrat voters are smart enough to think for themselves?
Guess she doesn’t realize that people that dumb probably don’t realize that their opposable thumbs can be used to change the channel on their TVs from Judge Judy to CNN to be told how to think.
Judge Judy -> CNN is a huge step down in product quality.
9-11
What difference does it make?
If the intention of the Million Muslim March was to portray Islam as a religion of peace, I think they succeeded in getting a message out.
I’m not sure this day could get any shittier.
I got 99 problems.
*stops whining
Everything OK, MJ?
*gives MJ pre-emptive {{{hugs}}}, quietly tapes a “Kick Me” sign on his back*
Only 99?
Why not 100??
Slucking facker.
*kicks MJ in the poon*
Make that an even 100.
Is a bitch one? You didn’t say it wasn’t, but I don’t want to assume.
Assholes, the lot of you.
Is there anyone left in the Fl cabal or is it just me? Do we have a map or something? Who is in charge of this kind of important H2 information?
Whoa. We DO have a map and there’s something above it called Mare’s musings. That’s funny shit.
That’s Ms. Map Maker to you. Asshole.
If you go into the POL, you can see the names associated with the real live map. That one, up there, is just static and I haven’t updated it in a while.
Hey, tools, have any of you seen pics of the bikers in DC?
Are there any reliable estimates? What are the stupid muslims doing?
Is Werdpuss is being quite the bitch today for anyone else? It’s taking a moment or longer for my comment to show.
I mean, anyone except Mare, because it’s always hated her.
Assholes, the lot of you.
What’d I do? I just wanted to characterize whether
MJs_Problems /\ Bitches = empty_set
was T or F
The stupid muslims are staying home. They can’t be bothered denouncing terrorism or something.
I have no idea, but these aren’t girl problems. Just general life kind of stuff.
What are the stupid muslims doing?
Suicide bombings. The smart Muslims know you can kill people and still stay alive with the current crew running shit.
Glad you cleared that up, as I assumed you were having menstrual cramps.
If any of you want to see some pictures of Hate House under surgery, say so and I can probably send you an invite to a closed blog. I think I have most of your e-mail addresses from a group e-mail last May. I’ll keep them private of course.
What’s that website where we can see your pics, GO?
In any event, I’m sorry your day sucks, MJ.
Mine is just boring. Half tempted to go see if any other programs need help because mine really isn’t keeping me busy at the moment.
It’s hotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire. That’s my problem for the day.
Ha!
I haven’t heard that in a while.
What’s that website where we can see your pics, GO?
I have to send you an invite; it’s closed and you can only get in if you respond to an invitation by e-mail. I sent you one already, Cyn. It came from a sender named J.T.K. I think you logged in once already?
I didn’t have that email open and was too lazy to open it.
SUE ME!!1!
George, I’d like an invite.
Mare, there’s all kinds of videos/stories online about the 2 million bikers. Also about the muslims (approximately 125 showed up for their rally … Heh!)
IMPORTANT NOTICE!!!!
Chazz Bone will be appearing on today’s season premiere of The Doctors. Check your local listings.
http://weaselzippers.us/2013/09/11/number-of-people-who-showed-up-for-million-muslim-march-21/
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/09/11/looks-like-the-million-muslim-march-may-only-attract-a-few-hundred-participants/
Okay, mare, that should keep you entertained for awhile.
I’m so sorry you’re having a shitty day, MJ, but since you diss my QOTSA all the time … I can only care so much.
You understand, I’m sure.
I’ve got the most excellent angry genius mix going right now. It’s playing Saliva’s “Always.”
I hearts my music
We’ve seen ‘Toys For Tots’ biker parades around here that seem to go on forever. And that’s just a few thousand participants. This thing must be absolutely mind-boggling.
Mmmfph… this is going to be trickier than I thought. I can’t tell which e-mail address is yours, xbrad. I’m going to have to set up a dummy e-mail account I can put on the web so you can mail me a message.
oh, duh
I’ll send an invite through your linky, xbrad, coming up in a minute
okay, invite sent xbrad, from sender “J.T.K.”
look for “gimlet eyeball”
I just talked to my brother, he lives in DC, he said the radio is saying the police are confirming less than 200 for the mooslimbs and 1.2 million bikers. Rough estimates I’m sure, but that’s the numbers they are touting as of now.
I’d ask to see your house, George, but I’m sure it will just make my eyes well up in tears of sympathy.
And if we’re getting that estimate from police, I’m guessing that it’s closer to 3 million.
Back from seeing all the nice hippies in Austin.
Car in, I think QOTSA sounds like a closet full of cats fucking, and I’m not having any problems today. So deal with that why don’t ya?
Requisite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwoM5fLITfk
98.
Got it, GO. Though, the first time I tried to accept the invite, it told me to go away, as I wasn’t invited.
Car in, I think QOTSA sounds like a closet full of cats fucking, and I’m not having any problems today. So deal with that why don’t ya?
See if I answer the phone the next time you call.
Your Hate House looks hatey. Well done!
Though, the first time I tried to accept the invite, it told me to go away, as I wasn’t invited.
Well, what the hell. Did you actually get in at last?
I think you should now get an invite, leon. If I have any clue what I’m doing.
97.
98.
Kickass.
98.
Kickass.
If Black Nixon and his wife would join them they could hit an even hundred.
Thank you, Clint. That did keep me busy.
Also wordpress is a total stuck up bitch.
Ace is hilarious lately.
We (and by we, I mean other morons) should give him just the tip.
George, I can’t get into my google account and therefore cannot see your yard…DAMN IT!
George, I’m sorry but could you send me another invitation?
I think I fixed my snafu.
Cyn could you do me a huge favor and nuke the email address at wordpress with the double (L).
Cyn could you do me a huge favor and nuke the email address at wordpress with the double (L).
I can, but I’ll need your DNA sequence number sent to me via hot poolboy courier. And a little time. Okay, a lot of time.
I think I sent another invite, mare
Oh, and please time the courier’s arrival for after I get back from getting the boys from school. TYIA.
Well, it made me laugh, George.
I saw “A Closet Full of Cats Fucking” open for “The Screaming Rhoids” at the Ramada in Carbondale, IL back in ’86.
Well, it made me laugh, George.
Strange, it made me cry.
Afternoon.
It let me in the second time I tried, George, after I slipped the doorman a $20.
Today I built two (2) of these:
http://tinyurl.com/bm49fw
and eighty (80) of these:
http://tinyurl.com/peq868y
There is more progress on the yard that I will post later at the gimlet eyeball blog. We have steps now, very nice steps.
I really don’t want to forget about these men today:
Ambassador J. Christopher Stevens, Sean Smith, former Navy SEALs, Tyrone Woods and Glen Doherty.
Mare check your aol.
I saw “A Closet Full of Cats Fucking” open for “The Screaming Rhoids” at the Ramada in Carbondale, IL back in ’86.
———-
SIU?
It let me in the second time I tried, George, after I slipped the doorman a $20.
Wiserbud would have tried to slip him his tongue.
I forgot to thank Roamy for the HHD.
It’s my birthday HHD and I’m not sharing!
more Hate House pics up now
Balling like a baby watching an espn deal on a young man (Welles Crowder) who could have left the 2nd Trade Center building but ended up saving 12 people, but dying when it collapsed.
Yikes.
The steps look fantastic. Can’t wait to see the finished atrium.
We might get the atrium tree in this week, and the opuntia cactus out front.
Mare, did you get your AOLL taken care of?
Something to think about: that is the only login that works for you on a Rosetta poat.
*puts Oso over my knee and spanks her 29 times*
Your hateplace really is going to be amazing, George.
*puts Oso over my knee and spanks her the other 21*
Whoa. That was hot.
Ace described Debbie whatshername Schultz’s primal grunts thusly:
bitterly partisan, stupid, false, childish, absurd, venomous, toxic, unsporting, uncitizenlike, crude, and risible.
He can shred.
and eighty (80) of these:
http://tinyurl.com/peq868y
Why no 81?
Ooooh, forgot about that Cyn. Okay, back to the drawing board.
I’ll be brief. She’s a cumdumpster.
Ouch!
I also found out I have a job until March, so that’s nice.
Ooooh, forgot about that Cyn. Okay, back to the drawing board.
It may not be a big dealie since he hasn’t done a poat in a long while.
Good news, Jewstin.
Hah! I did make 81 of them but one burned up on the test unit.
Muslims lol.
Back from Obama job. What did I miss?
I also found out I have a job until March, so that’s nice.
Hooray!
Happy for you, Jewstin!
I want football tonight. Not going to happen.
Cyn
Check your cocks mail
Remember when Opuntia Cactus opened for the Screaming Rhoids in ’94 at the Pulaski County Indiana Fair?
Damn, that was a partteeee!
Did anybody figure out that anybody else’s dad was a mobster today?
Tushar – You check Your coccyx.
What did I miss?
Crossbackfat discussions, whimpering, and shame, but mostly just shame.
Get a room, you two.
“whimpering”
So MJ was here.
Nailed it, Scott.
Drink of the week?
Get a room, you two.
We’re booking it right now!!1!
That hurts, man.
*slinks back to corner
I was sad to hear we lost Car in to a cult, but happy to hear Jewstin keeps his job for a while.
It all evens out.
We’ll do an intervention on Carin, but she has to bottom out first.
She bottoms out when we can’t tell her apart from Leon.
This QOTSA crap is an obvious cry for help.
And she vowed to give up vegetable gardening. That’s gotta mean something.
There is an Opuntia cactus (prickly pear) native to Connecticut. It is quite Winter hardy but very rarely seen in the wild anymore here. In a state this rainy, a cactus requires a very specific elevation and gravelly soil type. It has to drain perfectly. This is so the plant can shrivel up in Fall, else it will ice out, crack open and die over Winter.
My Mom has one in a giant pot on her front step. She covers it so it stays dry over Winter.
I have tried the pears of this local native type but they’re very small and tart.
I’m hurt.
I mean, I’ve consistently said that crossbackfat was just derivative HIIT and barbell complexes with a tm on it. If she’s really lost to the cult you’ll start hearing her babble about broad times and modal domains ‘n’ shit. Possibly wearing really high socks and booty shorts. And posting selfies to her blog.
Garden Goddess is right
http://www.ct-botanical-society.org/galleries/opuntiahumi.html
I vaguely recall learning about these in Boy Scouts (in MA)
https://gobotany.newenglandwild.org/
This site looks interesting too
We’re putting in a purple variety of opuntia, if’n we can find it. It will do fine in arid southern Clownifornia, in the shadow of Hate House.
Glad to hear you’re keeping your job for a while, Jewstin.
MJ, are you down to 96 yet?
Prickly pears way up in CT?
That’s strange..
Down here, the “tunas” -the pads of the prickly pears are sold in supermarkets. It’s quite sweet and amazingly good eating.
Mexican curanderos use them for treating diabetes.
Orwell, I see nothing in my binders regarding your domicile of animosity.
Must be a facedouche thing.
Leon, did you get a message from J.T.K.?
I gotta admit – this made me laugh and laugh and laugh:
http://is.gd/k9JiUG
Oops
I meant Nopal
Tunas are the fruit
Huevos con nopales is quite good, as I recall
I gotta admit – this made me laugh and laugh and laugh:
http://is.gd/k9JiUG
I don’t think he knows how to play bingo.
They kept Austin weird.
GO, I want the Hate House email!
If Car in starts wearing high socks and booty shorts, and posting selfies, can her being in a cult really be a bad thing?
Oso, look for a message from J.T.K. about the gimlet eyeball
Leon, the blog dashboard shows your invitation is still unopened, maybe it went into your spam
GO, invite for me, please?
roamy, can you give me a clue about your e-mail address? I might have it but it isn’t obvious and the link in your avatard goes to xbrad
Stupid fucking pine trees! Thanks, GO.
I have nothing in myname@gmail.com or my other live email address.
My Mom sent me a check for $500 and her turquoise rosary. I can’t remember the last time I got a birthday gift from her.
Don’t mean to break the mood, but I have rage problems on this day.
I try to stay away from everyone and not interact, but I have to ask.
Am I the only one who is outraged that the “Affirmative Action Hire” that is currently occupying “The Peoples House”, the guy that said;”…I’ll stand with the Muslims.”,
Is actually asking the American people to support the US Military providing “Air Support” for the same fucking group of savages that knocked down the towers?
He does not seem to sense any conflict there. It does not occur to him, at all.
My BP is out of control, in spite of the meds, and I’m ready to lash-out at something.
Perhaps a residential-burglar will commit the worst(and last) fuck-up of his life, and come here.
I”l go quietly, now, and drink myself to sleep…
Don’t worry Chrispy, Putin’s got our back.
check your mail in a minute or two, leon
President Muslim Brotherhood finally got his ass kicked.
Got it.
Sorry, Chris. I sympathize, I’m just numb about it anymore.
Scott,
Putin loves his country.
The JEF does not.
Putin might save him, but I think not.
There is no way that the UN or Russia would be able to make the rounds of all the “Chem-Weapon” depots in the midst of a Syrian Civil War.
“CIVIL WAR”, is that an oxymoron, or what.
I’ thinkin’ or what.
War is just politics by other means…
We’ll do an intervention on Carin, but she has to bottom out first.
Waitaminute, somebody explain to me what this “intervention” is and how it involves Carin’s bottom, and whatever it is, can I join in?
MJ, are you down to 96 yet?
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Back up to 99.
Leon,
I understand…
Chrisp, sarcasm is tough on the intertubes. The sad thing is the only reason Putin stepped up was he doesn’t want the USA to turn Syria over to the Muslim Brotherhood.
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GO, if you have that broadcast email, mine is the one with 930@yahoo
MJ, anything I can do to help? (Other than laugh at your avatar again.)
If Car in starts wearing high socks and booty shorts, and posting selfies, can her being in a cult really be a bad thing?
As I wrote it, I had the same thought, but it’s still wrong. No cults.
ChrisP, if it’s any consolation, when Bambi gets out of office, I doubt that anyone in a position of power is going to give him the time of day.
Kenya doesn’t want him, either.
I’m hoping he lives out the rest of his days in some shack on some Hawaiian island, drunk and/or strung out and/or emaciated from AIDS, with no friends, desperately trying to relive the glory days.
My hate for the JEF keeps me warm at night.
…the only reason Putin stepped up was he doesn’t want the USA to turn Syria over to the Muslim Brotherhood.
I’m sure that making Barky look like a fool was a nice little bonus, though 😛
Oh my.
You all think Jimmy Carter pissed you off as an ex-pres. And Bill Jefferson.
You have no idea how much more you’re going to hate this one.
MJ, anything I can do to help?
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No thanks. I’m good.
I H8D him when he was just a pissant in IL and Jill Stanek was fighting him over Baby Born Alive.
TiFw,
Bambi has no idea that the majority of the country regards him as an “Empty Suit”.
In his tiny mind, he can not fail. He has been propped-up his entire life.
He is Obamdius.
“I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
“My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
Austin wasn’t too weird when I moved there as a kid
The 70s started The Weird
invited, roamy; look for J.T.K.
TFG is gonna be a serious pain in the ass, and far, far more likely to interfere than even Carter or Clinton. He HAS to be the center of attention.
xbrad is feeling “the point”
Dave, under this administration, I’m feeling a lot more than just the point, or the tip. I’m getting the whole shaft.
G.O.
Send me an invite.
I would like to see the mansion of hate…
Although I don’t have anything to do with Google, “Do No Evil” , my aching ass. Fuck those fuckers…
Latest talking point from idiot lib:
“So, if bombing Syria is wrong, even though chem weapons were used there and that was the primary justification for going into Iraq, that means going into Iraq was wrong too, right?”
Dear lord, so much stupid in so few words.
just tell him it’s because Obama is black and be done with it.
chrispy, does part of your e-mail address have anything to do with Inuit peoples?
>>>just tell him it’s because Obama is black and be done with it.
Well, his dad passed away a week ago, so I’m trying to be nice. So I calmly explained the facts to him, but they simply bounce off of him like they’re nothing.
I finally said “okay, you win. The two situations are exactly the same.” and turned away.
My uncle used to end arguments with “perhaps you’re right”.
They would stroke out right fuckin there. But yeah, his dad and all. Some respect
G.O.
Why Yes, yes it does…
okay chrispy, check your mail for a message from JTK
My bad for not asking him why, if the two situations are exactly the same, why are Kerry, Hillary and Obama so insistent that, this time, it’s the right thing to do?
If they were right then, aren’t they wrong now?
Hahahaha, thanks, GO. I’m with Osita on the pine roots.
But I was busy helping a 4th grader pick out the right size reeds.
fml
why are Kerry, Hillary and Obama so insistent that, this time, it’s the right thing to do?
At this point, what difference does it make?
Hey, Republicans in the Benghazi hearings put up with that excuse from Cankles before, so it ought to work now.
“…some shack on some Hawaiian island..”
Teresa, some political whore, fund raiser, some-thing-or-other has already spearheaded buying Obama a 38 million dollar home on some of the the most prime real estate IN THE WORLD. Lani Kai is spectacular.
Send me the info if possible, GO.
Saw a car today that had 2 bumper stickers:
#1 Obama – Biden
#2 “You don’t have to believe what you think”
WTF???
Did I include twat? Need to include that.
I’m still waiting for TFG to go full Queeg.
Mare, you also forgot “cock”. Should that have a ™ thingy on the end now?
Yes, maybe it should.
Sounds like you had a nice birthday from your mom, Oso. Glad to hear that. Did Dan treat you right too? IYKWIMAITTYD
is there a hint you can give about your e-mail address, pepe?
can’t tell which it might be
And Chrispy, I feel your pain, I really do.
I also think Putin loves his country more than Obama loves his.
Please Lord Jesus help me if Hillary is actually elected.
Oh, and if the R’s run Jeb Bush or Chris Christy.
Please Lord Jesus help me if Hillary is actually elected.
Oh, and if the R’s run Jeb Bush or Chris Christy.
Ugh; I don’t know if I can stay drunk for that long.
Speaking of stroking out, Did you read Putin’s article in the New York Times?
Is he running for President of the United States? Because I’m pretty sure he could get 52% of the vote. Didn’t Obama win on this:
“And I would rather disagree with a case he made on American exceptionalism, stating that the United States’ policy is “what makes America different. It’s what makes us exceptional.” It is extremely dangerous to encourage people to see themselves as exceptional, whatever the motivation.”
It’s a bad night to not be drinking. 4:45 am airport run.
Please Lord Jesus help me if Hillary is actually elected.
Sure doesn’t look like there are many ambitious Demotards ready to oppose her.
Anyway, Donald Sensing is probably right that there will never be another Republican president.
Well, thanks for the nightmares. Good night to all of you.
Left, mare……Right, American politics:
http://tinyurl.com/o2ermvw
HA! This guy and I are simpatico:
Sonny Bunch @SonnyBunch 34m
Just want to take a sec to congratulate all the two-time Barack Obama voters for being great at choosing a president. Good job, guys!
I want that on a bumper sticker, Mare.
Good nighty to you. I Said Good Night!
http://tinyurl.com/p286e2v
G’night Mare!
Just saw a commercial with the execrable Tina Fey pitching hair dye.
FEMINIST POWER!
Can you imagine the mocking Sarah Palin would have to endure by the likes of Fey and the rest of the oh-so-enlightened powerful wymyn were she to do a hair dye commercial?
This QOTSA crap is an obvious cry for help.
la la la la … I can’t hear you.
GO my address is r.s.rogers aaaaattt hot mail You’re probably looking at a secret e-mail that Cyn didn’t send to me. 😦
Happy b-day, oso and colax
it. If she’s really lost to the cult you’ll start hearing her babble about broad times and modal domains ‘n’ shit. Possibly wearing really high socks and booty shorts. And posting selfies to her blog.
No fears. I’m really devoted to my running skorts.
Just saw a commercial with the execrable Tina Fey pitching hair dye.
*spits*
I’d aim my car at her, fukkspeed, if I saw her in the parking lot.
You’re probably looking at a secret e-mail that Cyn didn’t send to me.
Shit; busted.
Oh, and if the R’s run Jeb Bush or Chris Christy.
Ugh; I don’t know if I can stay drunk for that long.
If it happens, we’re going to have to try.
And she vowed to give up vegetable gardening. That’s gotta mean something.
THAT was big talk. I’m a glutton for punishment. I’ll try again next year.
Wiser, young girl I worked with last night told me she doesn’t vote, because she just isn’t “Interested.” I thanked her. She was shocked that an “Older” person didn’t start telling her that she needed to vote. I wish more LIVs were like her. $20 and don’t get me started on Motor Voter.
Rock the Vote Oso.
I know it’s illegal to buy a vote, but you think we could get away with paying people NOT to vote?
*starts fund
“Illegal to buy a vote”? Please explain Acorn…LOL
For you non-FB’ers.
And please note, I’m wearing my One Tree Hill T-shirt my Secret Santa sent me (though I forget who it was).
http://tinyurl.com/pqg8zrx
I’m still enjoying Giron’s defeat in CO and PPP not publishing their poll because they didn’t believe the results.
*resists urge to make cock™ joke*
Lookin’ good, UncleX!
Aaaaand of course, I was barefoot when I stepped in chickenshit.
Slate has a profile of Hotspur:
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/the_good_word/2013/09/language_bullies_pedants_and_grammar_nerds_who_correct_people_all_the_time.single.html
Good evening slackers!
Just got done replacing the rear window motor in my daughter’s ’99 Sebring. Damn that was a crap design. The current state of GM does not surprise me after doing that job.
Although, props to GM for making all of the nuts 10mm. Otherwise there would have been more cursing.
Not a bad retirement ‘interregnum’, working on cars while listening to the cards game and drinking beer. Gonna suck when I have to back to the airline job.
**must not say “keep fucking that chicken”**
That Slate article was written by an obvious language snob. And a fucking BiW scholar on length too. Sheesh.
Phat, I thought Sebring was Chrysler?
Uh, wasn’t Sebring a Chrysler product?
roamy, the first thing TMI3RD did was link the actual youtube of that into the FB thread.
You got it going on, Phat. You leave for your trip soon too, right?
Shit; hiccups.
DAMMIT!!1!!
And I’m not even drinking.
*goes to make a drink*
Xbrad, you’re right. I saw the cheap ass engineering and just assumed GM.
pepe, look for a message from JTK about the gimlet eyeball
Cyn, trip to Puerto Moroles is not until xmas day.
Next trip I will do is the meat up in TX.
Need to post a new POL pic so people will recognize me. The old pic is the young, flying fast Phat. Need to post a pic of the old flying slow Phat.
BTW, my retirement certificate just arrived in the mail. SCOMF thanked me for my service. It will not get framed.
If you served under GW, he will sign a retirement letter for you, Will send my info off to them tomorrow.
Phat, uh, don’t you usually go faster with United than with Warthog Air? Or even Galaxy Air?
Let us know when the new POL goes in so we can ogle.
Xbrad, that photo was from the T-38.
Supersonic, baby!
You’re right though, the Hog cruised at around 300 kts, although I think the redline was 340/350. I never did a ‘ferry’ mission so I’m not sure what the Mach would would out to up at altitude (maybe .55-.60?).
The C-5 was .79 and we usually flew at around .76.
The C-40 is .81 and we operate at .78.
Probably the fastest passenger aircraft I’ve flown was the B-727. FAA regulations forbid me to tell you what we had that up to between STL-ORD.
Phat, any day spent listening to baseball is a good day, even if it is a Cards game.
Phat,the first supersonic jetliner was….
The DC-8.
http://www.airspacemag.com/history-of-flight/I-Was-There-Boeing-Will-Never-Try-It.html
I think the T-38 did 1.2 Mach. I remember my first ‘boom ride’ being kinda anti-climatic. Not sure what I was expecting, but other than a little jump in the airspeed needle (as the shockwave passes the pitot tube), there wasn’t much to it.
I do remember formation rides where lead inadvertently went supersonic on a dive (like on a cuban 8/spilt S/Loop) and that sucked, because we were done at that point. The wingman is so far behind he will never get back in position. Break off and rejoin.
Off to bed. Must be getting old. Workout and then car mx is taking it out of me.
Will lull myself to sleep with the latest AoS podcast.
http://tinyurl.com/p9fp9jz
So much for your promises
They died the day you let me go
Caught up in a web of lies
But it was just too derp to know