Good morning, and welcome to another edition of HHD. I forgot to put this together last night, because I was writing a poat for XBrad’s place. Poat on Tuesday night, right? Okay, let’s see who’s in the HHD folder.
Where’s the fire?
Redhead for Carin
Cowboy
Black and white pic
Studly star for this week is Stephen Amell, the Green Arrow.
And that oughta do it. Address all complaints in triplicate to the appropriate NSA monitor.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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Local newspaper predicts slavery, chains, and zombie Bull Connor with the Supreme Court decision yesterday on the Voting Rights Act.
And you show up without a .gif?
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7601771008/hD6278DC4/
slavery, chains, and zombie Bull Connor
I predict beat box kitty.
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7602591232/h13418762/
I bet one thing they are afraid of is that if they have to show ID to vote, they will need ID for their EBT cards. That might knock down some of the fraud.
Because the Supremes struck down the formula in section 5 of the VRA, our new Voter ID law goes into effect now. And our redistricting maps stand.
Small victories but important ones.
And Democrats protect their sacred cows:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-23058736
I think the fraud issue is every bit as important as the voting issue, roamy.
Wisconsin is a mess with those voting issues.
Also, the nearly 24,000 tax refunds sent to the same address in Georgia to the tune of $46 million. We gotta start pulling up some of these weeds.
Will be interesting this morning to see Dewhurst explain why they lost control last night and he couldn’t sign the bill after the vote passed.
http://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motoramic/scores-chevys-hidden-50-years-finally-sale-160911547.html
Cool.
Ever notice how Dems expand the scope of every argument?
Sen Davis was picked to lead the filibuster because she had her first child as a teenager and went on to graduate from Harvard Law School.
“I was a poor, uninsured woman, whose only care was provided through that facility. It was my medical home,” said Sen Davis, 50.
So, since she had a baby as a teenager, we must allow abortions beyond 20 weeks (5 months, for those of you in Rio Linda)? She got routine checkups, and medical advice from an abortion clinic? Sounds like the problems lies elsewhere, IF that is true (which I doubt).
Expand the argument to include something that everybody does care about. Works with abortion, illegal immigration, taxes, etc.
Wow, roamy, that Indy Corvette has gotta be worth a mint!
From a Fox story on the Texas abortion bill. Another instance of “expanding the zone” on an issue:
Davis read testimony from women and doctors who would be impacted by the changes, but who were denied the opportunity to speak in a Republican-controlled committee. During one heart-wrenching story describing a woman’s difficult pregnancy, Davis choked up several times and wiped tears.
The bill would ban abortion after 20 weeks of pregnancy and force many clinics that perform the procedure to upgrade their facilities and be classified as ambulatory surgical centers. Also, doctors would be required to have admitting privileges at a hospital within 30 miles — a tall order in rural communities.
So, upgrading abortion clinics facilities and requiring a backup at a hospital, now will impact pregnancies? Gotta love it. They certainly can play the game, can’t they? Why can’t we do this?
http://t.co/P6wgy9rjPv
via Charles CW Cooke on twitter
Abortion is their sacrament.
Killed it with too much serious. Time for a puppy:
http://www.dailypuppy.com/
Funny when they invoke SCIENCE for global warming but not for abortion.
That is sort of similar to what happened in Michigan, except it was JUST about upgrading abortion facilities.
Apparently, abortion clinics shouldn’t be service-specific compliant like EVERY FUCKING OTHER WORKPLACE.
Because … back-alley abortions, you know.
Nice quickie on the HHD, Roamy! I’d take any of those yummy buns up there, in a hurry or not.
I did boot camp before I ate breakfast.
Those were the best freakin eggs ever.
Yes, very nice HHD.
Roamy’s good at quickies, apparently.
*whistles innocently
>> THAT’S A FILTHY LIE.
*orders a tractor tire for Car in*
*pushes tire over onto Dave
Well, AOS is gonna be fun today:
SCOTUS Strikes DOMA Sec. 3, Dismisses Prop 8 Case On Standing
Warning: autoplay
http://tinyurl.com/424uqns
HAHAHAHAHA RT @benshapiro: BREAKING: Dick Morris predicts DOMA will be upheld.
*orders Car in a Thighmaster*
*orders dave a Shakeweight
That’s class A funneh, Dave, good job!
Long live the longie.
Well, now, all the liberals love the Supreme Court again. Just yesterday they were heralding the Dark Ages. (and I’m sure there’s something racist about calling it Dark Ages.)
**looks for “Love at First Bite” on Netflix**
Local Baptist Church told the Boy Scout troop that meets there to find a new place to hold their meetings. News coverage is what you expect. I can’t wait for the first gay couple that wants to get married at the Cathedral in Santa Fe. Can’t wait.
Dave is a Shakeweight.
And it’s the opposite for the conservatives, roamy. Everyone is declaring Kennedy as the dumbest member of SCOTUS.
It’s Kennedy being Kennedy.
WHEEEEEE!
Stupid chickens. I just found a “nest” of 18 eggs on the side of the house.
I did boot camp before I ate breakfast.
Those were the best freakin eggs ever.
This is part of why I don’t eat before I lift. Food just tastes better when you’re hungry.
DOMA down, and i give it 1-2 years before polyamorous marriage laws get challenged in court.
*wonders if there’ll be roller coaster-like photos taken on this Rocket Sled to Hell; grabs goofy sunglasses, a Groucho cigar, and Mardi Gras beads*
Eventually, the governmental institution of marriage will fracture entirely under the weight of the factional groups trying to destroy it, and it’ll go back to just being religious sacrament. That’s my hope, anyhow.
Looking forward to two brothers suing a state for denying them a marriage license, and winning. As they ought to, at this point.
The Hell Express doesn’t sound as fun as the Rocket Sled to Hell. Is it too late to switch rides?
Leon, that’s the tact I’ve taken for a while. The government should completely be indifferent to martial status.
DOMA down, and i give it 1-2 years before polyamorous marriage laws get challenged in court.
I’m predicting five years, but yeah it won’t be long.
I want to marry my pickup truck.
I want to marry my pickup truck.
Your iPad would get jealous.
Is it too late to switch rides?
*checks Oso’s wristband*
Oh hell no, you naughty girl.
Your iPad would get jealous.
Good point. I hadn’t thought of that.
Why not marry both?
Polygamy laws.
>> Leon, that’s the tact I’ve taken for a while
tack.
Your iPad would have told you that.
Polygamy laws.
Those will fall soon as well.
/#Rocket Sled to Hell
*orders Dave 8 shakeweights
I just logged in, are we all gay married now?
Well, I wanted to marry Leon, but I don’t think he’s gay.
I am sorry to disappoint. My wife would strongly disapprove in any event.
“I was a poor, uninsured woman, whose only care was provided through that facility. It was my medical home,” said Sen Davis, 50.
Senator Wendy Davis is from Fort Worth, and I guaran-damn-tee you that her daddy – strapped for cash as he is – made sure that his little girl was always taken care of.
I’ve known the man for over 20 years, and a more decent person you will never meet. He is the founder of a well-respected small theater company here in town, and has always made sure that they stay within their budget.
What Ms. Davis neglects to mention is that most poor, uninsured YOUNG women don’t really need much in the way of medical care; and back when she was using their facilities they DID provide low-cost exams and birth control for young women.
PP has outlived its usefulness, however – having morphed into Abortion, Incorporated in the last 35 years.
I just logged in, are we all gay married now?
I think we should all convert to Muslimism (?), then each of the guys can take on 4 wives and start mooching off of the gubmint for those sweet, sweet, bennies for their wives and kids.
After all, the Federal government is now not allowed to discriminate against any “marriage” that would be recognized, right? They have to give Federal benefits to all comers –
Unintended consequences, bitchez……..
I’d be a good wife, though. I cook well, and I clean and do yard work.
I’m confused on the Prop 8 portion. The decision is that the district court ruling is vacated. Are they talking about the ruling that it was unconstitutional (9th district IIRC), or the appeal to reinstate it?
Good to know the background on Sen. Davis. Thanks TiFW!
and back when she was using their facilities they DID provide low-cost exams and birth control for young women.
I guess she didn’t care back then either, whether or not it’s standards of cleanliness/hygiene were on par with other out-patient surgeries.
Never mind on the Prop 8 question. Guess I have to actually read the decision, which explained it.
then each of the guys can take on 4 wives and start mooching off of the gubmint for those sweet, sweet, bennies for their wives and kids.
They and other polygamists already do that. Legally marry one woman, and their other ‘wives’ apply for all welfare programs as each kid pops out.
PP – fork over the cash and pretend not to notice the cockroaches scuttling around or your newly acquired STD.
PP, where money trumps health and life.
*waits for Car in to go back inside then finds another place to move the eggs again*
*waits for Car in to go back inside then finds another place to move the eggs again*
*secretly replaces Dave’s coffee with decaffeinated Folger’s crystals.
Wheeeeee!
Oh, hey look! I’ve got a couple more fuses to light!
*flicks bic*
WHEEEEEEE!
So, upgrading abortion clinics facilities and requiring a backup at a hospital, now will impact pregnancies?
No, it might impact babies born alive and abortion providers to make sure they get to a NICU.
Funny when they invoke SCIENCE for global warming but not for abortion.
Hunh? They might say the word, but they certainly don’t use or follow it.
Jay, have you read the decision yet so you can give us the short version. I think I’m going to avoid the radio and most places on the internets today.
The oh so superior smug liberal atheist friends of people on FB will make me stabby.
Althouse must be orgasming.
Greetings, people who are forming Gay Marriage SOLUTIONS companies.
I’m very tempted to burn a rainbow flag.
Short version:
California courts declare marriage between a man and a woman specification unconstitutional.
California voters pass Prop 8, specifying said union.
9th circuit overturns it, because they said so.
appeal going through.
Decision is that Prop 8 didn’t have legs, so it’s gone. 9th circuit decision therefore is unnecessary, so it’s gone now.
Boy, I hope I got that right.
Re-poat
Beanses!
J’ames, the decision means the federal district court ruling that called Prop 8 unconstitutional stands.
See, anyone can challenge a conservative Constitutional amendment passed by the citizens of a state.
But the very people who worked to put that amendment on the ballot lack standing to defend it.
Haha…saw that late yesterday pups! Cute but I worry about the guy riding the chicken. Piggies have spindly little legs which could break easy from a fall.
l to r : Beasn, pupster
http://tinyurl.com/of3tpd3
I, for one, fear anti-LGBT backlash.
Crap, I forgot the Q.
I turned on the radio after all. Dana is on, says she thinks the decisions are a blow to big government. Marriage is a convenant between man, woman, and God and should stay a religious institution.
Aaron Hernandez arrested. Released by Patriots soon after.
http://blurbrain.com/patriots-aaron-hernandez-arrested/
Also, you may wanna wait a bit before going into the bathroom.
Also, busy day here in MO-land. Our governor is stonewalling regarding the Dept. of Rev. scandal (giving private records of CCW folks to the feds disregarding MO law, of which the asshole signed). People who were going to testify, suddenly have other things to do, so they are going to be subpoenaed.
See, anyone can challenge a conservative Constitutional amendment passed by the citizens of a state.
But the very people who worked to put that amendment on the ballot lack standing to defend it.
Yeah, I really don’t see how the ballot initiative process actually has any meaning anymore if the state can just choose to let a duly passed law die on the vine like that.
I turned on the radio after all. Dana is on, says she thinks the decisions are a blow to big government. Marriage is a convenant between man, woman, and God and should stay a religious institution.
That’s a load of horseshit. Marriage has always had social and thus legal implications.
Yeah, I really don’t see how the ballot initiative process actually has any meaning anymore if the state can just choose to let a duly passed law die on the vine like that.
The problem is that if legislators are willing to do that, they should be removed from office. However, too many idiots in the world don’t care. In fact, they like the idea of giving more power to a political class: it means that they don’t have to think for themselves.
Heard Rubio had stated that if the Supreme Court goes for gay marriage, he will withdraw his support of the amnesty bill since it will allow for gay spouses.
Since he voted for it and it passed the senate, um….isn’t it TOO LATE NOW, you dumbass?
Aaron Hernandez arrested. Released by Patriots soon after.
Good thing he wasn’t rumored to have said the “n” word. He’d have been fired and vilified a 2 weeks ago. Fortunately it was just murder.
Here Alex, her explanation…
http://www.redstate.com/dloesch/2013/06/26/scotus-doma-ruling-a-loss-for-big-government-democrats/
But are we sure that it was murder-murder?
And there is this from the comments –
What the court effectively said is that since this was a State Constitutional issue, only the State could appeal the initial court decision and that a private party has no standing.
Think this through.
This was not leglisation being overturned; it was a ballot initiative. SCOTUS has just told every State executive branch that if it doesn’t like a people-driven ballot initiative that amends its State Constitution, all that needs to happen is for one activist judge to strike it down and then sit back and do nothing since only the State can appeal the decision.
Pray tell; what happens when The People of a given State overwhelmingly pass a ballot initiative to restrict the power of their elected officials, have a solitary judge overturn it, and then see it fade into the annals of failed history because the State (run by said elected officials) refuse to stand up for what its own citizens demanded of it?
This is catastrophic.
————————
Nice.
Who cares you no longer have rights, when you can gay marry every other week.
The people only have two liberal approved rights, any others granted on how well you can grease their palms or blow them.
1. gay marriage
2. infanticide
Well, I for one would like to congratulate California’s gay activists, who will doubtlessly be celebrating their victory over H8 in front of the churches that turned out members to vote in favor of Prop 8 in Inglewood, Compton, South Central, etc.
Yeah.
Cereal you guys? Sharknado is still up there?
So……just how many couples are lining up at City Hall in cities across California to get married today?
That’s what I thought.
Only about 500,000 “couples” registered as such in the entire USA, per the 2010 Census.
Perhaps those same “couples” should start to worry about how many Muslims will now be allowed to have multiple wives (and children) – seeing as it’s pretty hard for a gay couple to naturally reproduce, they are soon going to be outnumbered by an entire group of folks who will have no problem whatsoever in separating their heads from their bodies……
in Inglewood, Compton, South Central, etc.
I can’t wait until they sue those churches and mosques, in that area, to be married.
Gay marriage isn’t going to be an issue at those churches.
Teresa, how many of those ‘married’ gay couples are now divorced. Every time you turn around, gay celebrities are marrying someone else. Even the person who first brought suit, is now divorced.
Attention whores, the lot of them.
I don’t get why so many people defend and treat the gay community as if they were sweet little cripples who need so much coddling. Within the community I hang – not here, heh – the biggest, meanest, bitches, are the gay guys (minus one or two).
One guy always causes trouble and accuses everyone else of singling him out or disagreeing with him because he’s gay. The owner of the site told him that no, it has nothing to do with him being gay and everything to do with him being an asshole, who refers to his female friends as ‘his bitches’ (which doesn’t say much for those women who think it’s cute to be a ghey groupie).
“It’s not for ME! It’s for everyone else out there fighting for their rights!”
/insert issue here
Here’s some additional HHD material for the Hostagettes. Enjoy!
*thud*
I need a freaking translator for this ‘star witness’ on the stand right now in Rayovac’s trial.
*strains eyes on teevee looking for her ‘court nails’*
Beasn,
My objection with her line of thinking is that the government isn’t suddenly going to get out of the marriage business. It can’t. There will always be issues of divorce, inheritance, paternity, etc. that the state has a legitimate interest in overseeing.
I’m with you Alex. I just linked it for her to explain herself. My short term memory is teh sucks.
I need a freaking translator for this ‘star witness’ on the stand right now in Rayovac’s trial.
“Will the witness please mumble a bit louder?”
So who do we think Rosetta will marry?
Header pic updated because of Sharknado Haters.
I’m not convinced the ‘star witness’ is actually a human being.
It’s only 96 here right now, but the 34% humidity is pretty ghastly by our standards.
I was at work at 5 AM, I think I walked 10 miles.
Oye.
So who do we think Rosetta will marry?
Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
…I think I walked 10 miles.
Your calves and hips are gonna look faaaaabulous.
I just got back from a meeting. I married my client.
I finished Term Limits and started Transfer of Power. Mitch Rapp shows up very early.
So who do we think Rosetta will marry?
Floyd.
I’ve been watching the trial for about 20 minutes.
Sadly, there will be no justice for Rayovac.
I just got back from a meeting. I married my client.
While I’m glad you found someone so soon and didn’t stay hung on me, but I can’t help but feel ever so slightly sad.
*calls guy who wrote The Notebook with a script pitch*
Just remember, MJ. OJ was acquitted.
Yes, but Kato looks like Socrates compared to the blob testifying.
That’s racist. Someone insert the .gif.
xbrad, it’s been 92ish the past several days with 54% humidity. I wait ’til 7 or 8pm to go for a walk and come home dripping wet (SYWM).
Here you go.
http://is.gd/iYAPnZ
Make that 58% humidity. So it feels over 100 degrees.
MJ, that cartoon humper looks a lot like you.
It was 109 yesterday. We’ve been lucky to not have any truly brutal (120F) days yet this year.
WOOHOO…just had a kickass thunderstorm blow through. Won’t have to do any watering.
Okay, who should I marry next?
MJ.
He’s too young. I’ll wait until the Supreme Court strikes down all those bullshit pedophile laws.
107º now, forecast today to 111º
Tomorrow through Sunday: 117º to 118º
Twenty-three years ago today, it hit 122º
I don’t think people are supposed to live there.
Yeah, living in global warmed places should be banned. Considering Barry’s going to be increasing your energy costs, we’re all going to move to CT to join the NE cabal.
I don’t think anything
people areis supposed to live there.Fixted.
Do you even notice the difference between 110 and 120?
8% humidity here. Only 98. It feels like I’m living in a convection oven.
I experienced 115 in a car with no AC.
It sucked
Yes, you actually do. Even between 110 and 115, you can feel it.
Right now, there’s not much humidity, maybe 7-10%; come July, we see the 110-115 temps plus the humidity gets up in the 30-40% range with the ‘monsoon rains’, and then the suckage starts.
I can remember when we hit the 122º – I was in heels (working at a bank, had to dress nice) and they sank into the pavement when you walked to your car. Seriously. They grounded airplanes that day too; they weren’t sure if there was enough air to create lift to get the planes up. It was freaky.
It’s really not that much different than you folks in the the winter – go from heated house to heated car to heated work. We just do it with air conditioning, with that brief period in the car when it takes time to cool down.
We can dress for cold.
112 in Vegas in an old Dodge Dart with no AC. Rolling the windows down made it worse.
I think Tucson feels hotter than PHX. Swamp Cooler works ok until the monsoons. Summer is when I have high energy bills. Takes a lot of electricity to keep me cool.
We can dress for cold.
I dress for the heat. Pasties and a banana hammock FTW.
We made AC by filling baseball hats full of ice and putting them on.
I think we were in Nevada.
That last 10 degrees from 110 to 120 is brutal.
AAAAAAAAAAAND Rick Perry calls the legislature back into special session
Afternoon.
Evening.
Hotter’n a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire.
Hotter’n a $2 pistol.
Hahahaha
Scott, my dad used to say that.
I learned it from a guy who is about 95.
Still can’t come out and give a straight answer.
My dad would be 91.
He also used to yell “Turn off those screaming niggers!” when I was listening to music.
Yeah, my parents’ generation was pretty racist, but whenever he would say shit like that in my home I would tell him that it wasn’t tolerated. He eventually came around to my way of thinking.
He turned 94 today http://www.zoominfo.com/p/Richard-Lasher/379839887
Whether Cap’n Crunch was a captain or a commander, he still outranked John Kerry.
Plus, regardless of rank, if Cap’n Crunch commanded a vessel, he is still entitled to be addressed as Cap’n.
Hotspur, as one who’s read every Aubrey/Maturin novel, as well as the complete series of Horatio Hornblower books, and coming from a Navy family, I’m well acquainted with the practice of referring to the commanding officer of a naval vessel as “Captain” whatever his actual rank.
Geebus, I mean, *I* am supposed to be the unfunny fuck here.
Today I built a whole lot of nothing and confused the new guy instead of training him.
We started on one (1) of these:
http://tinyurl.com/q54etked
Then we started on four (4) special transit cabinets we build for another company which doesn’t seem to have photos on the interwebs because it’s an awful hateful thing to put together.
Finally, we were put to work on one (1) of these:
http://tinyurl.com/pmq9a2z
Okay, skipper.
First link is boned, Jewstin.
I need to get up for an early flight so I’m trying to get to sleep. Here is the gif version of my brain right now.
http://tinyurl.com/ojznd78
What’s the deal??
QOTD:
M: I wonder if people were pissed off when they found out Samus was a chick?
Me: Nah. They were all 14 year old boys or nerds. They dreamed of her while in the shower rubbing one out.
Schlemeil schlemozzel hassenpfep incorporated.
First link is boned, Jewstin.
http://tinyurl.com/bm49fw2
Worst. Wednesday. Ever.
*Starts planning 57 state killing spree.
*Looks up driving directions to West Jeffersonia.
Yo. . .
I like that song.
But answer the question.
I bet I’m a better dancer than Chief.
ITS COMPLICATED
Forget trimming. I’m killing dat m’frgin tree.
Hotspur – If you have knees that work and a back that doesn’t cause you pain 24/7, you probably do a whole bunch of shit better than MCPO.
Hi. So has anything interesting happened today? Like Marco Rubio declaring his love for another man with intention to marry, and his switch to the Democrat party.
I said interesting, not unexpected.
Mrs. Orwell and I have been tasting wine all day so we’re pre-anesthetized to the collapse of our culture and fiction of laws.
Three left-wing self-described Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender (LGBT) activists, from the organization “GetEQUAL,” staged a sit-in in the Tampa office of Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL), demanding even more radical immigration reforms than those he has championed as a member of the Senate’s “Gang of Eight.”
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/06/25/Left-already-kicks-to-curb-Rubio-on-immigration-after-getting-Gang-of-8-bill-out-of-him
Ah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*gasps for breath*
Ah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
one-oh fuckin one.
summer’s here. Laws Jeebus.
What’s the pool temp?
Marco Rubio is Spanish for Michael Dukakis.
Marco Rubio is Spanish for Michael Dukakis.
Well, Rubio is certainly in the tank these days.
I hope Putin runs in 2016.
I hope Putin runs in 2016.
Barack said he could be more flexible once he won his last election. So perhaps he will use an executive order to declare him a Reeducation Czar in charge of Flyover Country.
Haha
the tank was funny George
Putin loves America more than Obama. He couldn’t be worse.
And at least our enemies would fear us.
To: Mr. Anthony W. Parker, Treasurer
Republican National Committee
Dear Sir:
I read with bitter amusement your letter dated June 21. Have I abandoned the Republican Party? I think that the Republican Party has abandoned not only me but most of the tenets that I thought the Republican Party stood for. It hurt to see Marco Rubio, John McCain, Jeff Flake, Lindsey Graham, Bob Corker and others actively push for another 1,000+ page bill like Obamacare, filled with pork, giving away the country to Democrats and illegal immigrants. You couldn’t even get a provision to have illegal immigrants deported for serious crimes, such as DUI. A friend of mine was killed by a drunk driver illegal immigrant.
I will no longer financially support the Republican National Committee or the National Republican Senatorial Committee. I will give my donations directly to Republican senators who actually defended this country, especially my senator, Jeff Sessions. I will give my donations to any Republican challenger to Senator McCain. That ratfink who ran ads in 2010 saying “Build the fence already!” then turns on people like me and says we want to build the Berlin Wall. The Berlin Wall held unwilling people in, not freeloaders and criminals out. I can’t believe I was so stupid as to donate money to his Presidential campaign. I have learned my lesson good and hard now. I won’t give any money to anyone who keeps his promises to Chuck Schumer but not to me.
As I have said, my personal funds, my efforts for rallies, dinners, and fundraising, and my blogging time and effort will not go to the Republican National Committee until you get your act straight, and I see some results. You have failed me and America, and I see no reason to throw away any more money down the black hole of your stupidity.
Signed,
Roamy
Dear Roamy,
Don’t B a H8R. Your money, here and now. Or the IRS may have to examine you.
Sincerely,
The RNC
I would kick Juan McLame in the shins if I could. Twit.
Did anybody tell anybody else that they just weren’t ready for the responsibility that comes with taking care of a puppy today?
Pool temp 82
Vaguely on topic
Roamy, you’re too nice. If I saw dick boots McCain, I’d berate his stupid, liberal wife, his daughter as being a stupid, vapid, whore and continue my tirade with, “no one gives a shit anymore you were a POW, now you’re a POS”.
And then I would ask the arresting officer to ease up on the tasings and the beatings around the head and neck with his night stick.
Mare, it was a begging letter from the Republican National Committee that started off with, “Have you abandoned us?” Hell yeah, you jackholes!
If I get any more with the postage paid envelopes, I’m just going to write “FUCK YOU” on the invoice and send it back.
I think I’ll fill the postage paid envelop with pennies. That way it will cost them more to accept it.
“FUCK YOU” on the invoice and send it back…..
hahahaaa… Roamy ‘ive been doing that for a while now…
109F w 6% humidity.
It’s hotter than a set of jumper cables at a Mexican wedding.
No, Roamy, your letter was awesome, I meant JUST kicking him in the shins.
Can’t fill the envelopes with urine. They leak.
http://alldeadmormonsarenowgay.com/
i have no idea; i was just googling “We are all Gay Now”
I think I’ll fill the postage paid envelop with pennies. That way it will cost them more to accept it.
When I used to work for an insurance company, some people got the bright idea to take our direct mail pre-paid return envelopes and tape them onto a paper-wrapped brick. That gets expensive real fast.
It’s hotter than a set of jumper cables at a Mexican wedding.
*golf clap*
*stage whisper*
“…and Pendejo Grande swings a perfect drive down the H8 fairway, the crowd rapt in admiration.”
Others would fill the prepaid return envelopes with a big fat wad of their other unwanted junk mail.
They probably did not know or care that the insurance company was not paying for the postage. It was paid for by some lowly entry level insurance agents, and was erasing their paltry commissions.
*single tear rolls down cheek*
*single tear rolls down cheek*
I’m guessing that tear evaporated before it hit the upper lip.
I somehow got on John Kerry’s begging list. I put my unwanted junk mail in his prepaid envelopes. Personal record was 9 oz.
Rubio sniveling on the Senate floor is pathetic. You’re wrong, douche and begging us to back you is a friggen pipe dream, we’re done with your ass.
Do you think the NSA found pictures of Rubio with little boys, little girls or wearing latex holding a whip?
*single tear rolls down cheek*
Do you think the NSA found pictures of Rubio with little boys, little girls or wearing latex holding a whip?
Sadly Rubio did this willingly. No need to postulate blackmail. He is what he does.
Iron Eyes Cody is the Criss Angel of despair memes.
Ryan is evidently, a pussy douche too,
Man, have the perceived mighty have fallen.
I just remembered that this existed. My face hurts from laughing, all over again.
I somehow got on John Kerry’s begging list.
I wasn’t aware that you were a fabulously wealthy widow.
Cruz is the Rubio we’ve been looking for.
George, Rubio’s position is 180 degrees different from the past. It’s very strange. Even his aids say so.
Ryan is evidently, a pussy douche too,
Man, have the perceived mighty have fallen.
There was a hidden meaning to Romney’s selection of Ryan, but it wasn’t what we thought it was. .
I somehow got on John Kerry’s begging list.
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I wasn’t aware that you were a fabulously wealthy widow.
*considers dating Roamy*
*considers dating Roamy*
Get in line, deadboy.
MJ, as usual you’ve nailed it.
My problem? Loving, believing, supporting politicians. I LOVE Cruz but I’m thinking I have battered base syndrome.
“He wouldn’t have hit me, if only I could see how giving benefits, welfare, jobs and catering to the Spanish language only users would be “the right thing for the country.””
Last email I got from the RNC I wrote ‘Amnesty= zero $’ and mailed it back in their pre-paid envelope.
Fuck these guys.
I’ve been hesitant to join the ‘Let it Burn’ crowd, but screw it.
Burn it down
Salt the earth
Ensure nothing else can grow
Yes, I do have to attend my mandatory Sexual Assault Prevention Briefing tomorrow.
I am not at all bitter about that.
Rubio’s position is 180 degrees different from the past.
I see you are new to the Senate. Let me show you around. You have six years to distract your constituents. Meanwhile, follow the advice of restoration King Louis-Philippe: Enrichessez-vous.
*vomits profusely with dread about our future*
What Laura said.
As much as it might feel good to send pennies to break them, the work is typically farmed out to a 3rd party at a firm fixed price.
You can’t hurt the RNC this way.
You can hurt them by not giving them money.
I want to change the name of my WiFi modem to “NSA Surveillance Drone001” and watch the neighbors freak
Want to really freak them out?
Drone034
ObamaStrikeDrone00958*Report:TargetAcquired*Action:Standby
*gets nervous*
*frets*
I’m too far out in the boonies to share wifi with any neighbors. 😦
Oh look, everybody disappeared.
*slides bar stool next to Dave
spoke too soon
HELLO!
*shit*
I meant, how YOU doin
**figures how many gov’t bennies I can get if I marry H2**
Haha
The ATTguys have all the wireless routeres in the building named in consecutive numbers. I think I will rename my router to NSA surveillance drone. I’ll bet they would get a kick out of it.
I was able to push out my mandatory sexual assault awareness class to Friday.
My theory is that the more times this person has to give the brief the ‘more concise’ she will be.
We shall see. My experience with this crap is that the E’s have to take it early, the mid-level’s can push it off a bit, and the senior officers swoop in at the end.
Hoping this will be nothing but O-6’s and O-5’s and we can expedite.
The old LAN servers at NASA had interesting names. Whole series of monsters – Godzilla, Gamera, Mothra, Kong.
Dave,
How many relationships do you currently have with inflatable or stuffed animals?
I seriously suspect my dolphin is cheating on me.
Yes, he may be FLOGGING ANOTHER DOLPHIN!
I am verkelepft.
Daughter has finished Skyrim, we are now downloading the expansion packs.
I would condemn her for being a geek, but then I look in the mirror.
I never grabbed any of the expansions. I might want to at this point, if only because there’s not going to be another Elder Scrolls game any time soon.
blerg
currently inflated?
25
**brings a glass of wine, good chocolate, and a shiatsu massager to Carin**
FTR, I’m the only one with an inflatable companion in his PoL pic.
Roamy for the WIN.
A great letter, and she knows how to greet me when I get home.
blerg
Arrgh!
Phat, that nuthin’…My imaginary girlfriend is cheating on me with a Notre Dame football player.
Work was ok. They’re treating me sort of like a fragile flower, which is kinda weird for me. But OK. I’ll take it.
I knew WAY too many of my guests tonight. It was weird.
xbrad is a man of few words.
Ok. You guys suck. I’m going to bed. See you in the am.
I figured not having anything to say shouldn’t keep me from saying anything.
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.
–Mark Twain
Plus, the thread is mine! Mine! At last, all mine!!!
*sprays Orwell musk gland all over thread*
ewwww
I just want to say that a Roamy Quickie is still the best poat of the week. Roamy’s letter to the RNC was excellent too.
Kat Von D and Deadmau5 broke up.
Remembering you standing quiet in the rain
As I ran to your derp to be near
And we kissed as the sky fell in, holding you close
How I always held close in your fear
Good morning all!
Out the door, fixing a foot and then injecting a neurotoxin later (Botox for our NSA minders—s’ok, they let me do this shit)
(Bwhahahaha)
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Peace/2013/06/26/Protestors-Dump-Sewage-at-Airport-Ahead-of-Obama-s-South-Africa-Visit
Protestors Dump Sewage at Airport Ahead of Obama’s South Africa Visit.
Not to be outdone, Airforce One deposits another six foot turd.
wakey wakey
THis is the size of our one cat – http://cheezburger.com/7604131072
Looks like your cat ate MJ.
the fuck are you feeding that thing?
She is just huge. She came that way. My bil dumped her on us.
ba haa haaa …
Detroit City Council president has been missing for weeks and weeks. No one can find him. He asked of a leave of absence for medical reasons, and no one has seen him since.
And today – it comes out – a recent high school teen’s family is claiming “inappropriate contact” between the council president and their son.
Oh, did I mention the Pres is gay? And that he went to DC to hob-nob with Obama during gay day last year?
*pops corn
So I finally understand how the Dems pulled off the mess in the Texas Senate. The plan was for Wendy to filibuster as long as she could while protesters filled the gallery and every hallway and space outside the chamber. When the filibuster either got called for rules violations or she just tuckered out, that was the signal for the chaos to begin.
The Senate uses voice voting.. vote is called and Senators respond holding up a 1 or 2 for yes or no. Dem Senators claimed they couldn’t understand or hear the procedural call. This went on for an hour and 45 minutes with the protestors screaming. DPS was called but couldn’t even make it into the chamber for 20 minutes, and when they could there was no place outside to push the protestors. They held it up until midnight. Republicans at first tried to finagle the time stamp, that would have been a mistake.
So Perry says “fuck them, do it again”. Dewhurst and the Republicans weren’t ready for this. I bet they are next week. This bill will be passed.
Dave, when the Union collapses, I am counting on you to finagle a citizenship of the Republic of Texas for me and my family. Don’t let me down.
When all the illegals are granted amnesty, then citizenship, Texas will be as boned as every other shithole state in the union.
Goodmorning, peeper kids
Thanks for cheering me up, Hotspur.
Bahahahahaha!
Wait, I thought Texas was where we were all going to meet?
Texas will be as boned as every other shithole state in the union.
Secession and deportation could change that.
Hahhahahaha
YW
Texas has been 33% Hispanic since Christ was a corporal. We’ve managed so far.
Second look at the Alaska Independence Party?
Also, why is it still Wednesday?
New Poat for everyone but Leon.