Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. I thought about putting up the golf video XBrad linked on Monday (thank you), but I decided on this song because I damn well felt like it. Anyway, it’s not going to compete with all the attention Wiser’s video got. 8% sharp political commentary and 92% stupid shit, that’s H2.
Now let’s get to ogling.
I found a good pic of MJ.
A little scruffy
Carin can pretend this one is a redhead.
And last, but not least.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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Gah, I should know better than to check work email from home. There’s so many emails from one co-worker with the same subject line, that two of them ended up getting tagged as spam.
**tap, tap, tap**
So, roamy is Hadji the Muslim Comic?
(hope someone gets that reference, it’s a reach)
I ♥ Wednesdays & Roamy! Nummy job!
That’s not MJ, that’s MGay, i.e. what he calls himself on his gaycations to the Virgin Islands.
I wish my same subject line emails from one coworker would go to spam.
Jay, I don’t get the Hadji reference.
14 emails in under an hour. Not reading them.
Thanks, Cyn. Not bad for a half week-old poat.
MGay or not, it’d hit it; even with the WHAM! sunglasses. And cowboy. And scruffy dude too. Plus they all seem like nice young men.
Hadji is a commenter at AOS, does the tap tap tap thing as an intro to a post.
Like I said, a reach. Sometimes it’s funny stuff.
I’m sure they are Cyn. And, much like the BBF models, all HHD models would be very interested in The Hostages
>> Gimme a few minutes, and I’ll have HHD up.
Oh I’m sure you could do it faster than that. I’ve met ya.
Ha! They probably would, Jimbro.
NTTAWWT
Man I hate Obama.
*looks at HHD men
*breaths
He is a douche, CaRin, no doubt; and there’s a small part of me that hopes he screws up royally when dealing with the Norks. OTOH, I can’t imagine that the MFM would cover it as anything but awesome strategery from a perfectly-creased god.
He’s worse than a douche. I douche is usually irritating, but harmless. He is not harmless.
He is horrible.
Wow. Grosse Pointe South (my high school) is in the news. Santorum was supposed to speak, and the school superintendent cancelled it.
http://grossepointe.patch.com/articles/assembly-featuring-rick-santorum-at-grosse-pointe-south-cancelled
For his “extremist” views.
I don’t know, CariN; seems totally legit to me.
/
^^ That was a dumbass move. He deserved to be cancelled.
He was a dumbass when he ran for Republican nominee, he’s a dumbass now.
Wow… not even 50ºF here now and a high of only 79ºF. Here. In Arizona!
Hotspur, the question is whether or not they do this for everyone. If Obama wanted to come, would they demand access to the speech?
the speech was to be on leadership, not his more controversial opinions. And this was for HIGH school kids.
He still should have given the transcript. If I’m principal of a high school, no one talks to the kids unless I know what they will be saying. It’s common sense.
Wednesdays are the best days here at H2.
Any day that includes you, Mare, is a Best Day.
Well, this day has even gotten better!
Every day at the H2 is a good day. Why pick just one?
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HHD…oh…..
Wait, were you being sarcastic? In that case….
I bought you a present Hotspur!
http://tinyurl.com/c9k6jvm
L-R Hotspur and Mare
http://tinyurl.com/c68gsf2
This is amusing. I’m fairly certain it relates to the popularity of Mad Men:
Click to access power.poses.PS.2010.pdf
So, if I get the lesson from that paper, I need to rock out with my cock out?
He still should have given the transcript. If I’m principal of a high school, no one talks to the kids unless I know what they will be saying. It’s common sense.
Yea, I simply doubt this standard is always used. A few years back, they performed that lie play about Matthew sheperd – The Laramie Project. The truth of the matter is that even in conservative areas, schools are dominated by leftists, who are perfectly happy to have any PC subject presented to the kids, but when a conservative idea appears – suddenly they want to insure they have complete control of the message.
The excuse was that it wasn’t an issue of what he would SAY. It was that he wanted the kids to be “prepared.” They have to pre-indocrinate. WOuldn’t want any dangerous ideas put into their heads.
Plus – Santorum is for vouchers.
That was my take-away, Jimbro. I stand at my desk like one of the two poses they studied for most of each work day, so I’ve got that going for me.
Would you be eligible for any voucher money, for books, supplies, time? For homeschooling, that is.
Just asking, not accusing.
L-R Hotspur and Mare
http://tinyurl.com/c68gsf2
HA! Yes.
Most states/regions with voucher systems still require you to attend a school, Jay, as I understand it, but a homeschooling group can start a charter school and move funds into and then back out of it.
What time is Fat-O-Clock?
7:00pm on Sunday.
Or every hour for some (no names mentioned):
http://tinyurl.com/bsds232
Muscle-y guido-ish cute guy just told me my short hair looks really cute.
And that it makes me look younger.
Then of course, he ruined it by panicking: “–not that you looked old!”
Still.
*fluffs shorty ‘do
I don’t get this:
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/04/obama-administration-ships-140000-tear-gas-canisters-to-egypts-muslim-brotherhood-regime/
>> *fluffs shorty ‘do
You were kidding about bald weren’t you?
Your hair must look really good! I’m impressed he noticed. About a month or so along my husband would say, “ah, did you do something different?”
Which I kind of like about my husband.
You’d look even younger if you colored it blue and spiked it in a mohawk.
My action plan for today is to trim my eyebrows.
I kinda figure that if my eyebrows are providing shade for the dog when I walk her, it’s time to take action.
I may need to clean the carburetor on the chain saw to get this done.
Who do we know in Ohio with dogs?
http://tinyurl.com/cyv238u
My company uses standard proposal templates for consistency, I was just re-re-re-reading one of mine before I sent it out, and discovered a missing word in the closing:
The (Pupster Company) team looks forward to the opportunity to work you on this very exciting project.
HAHAHAHAHAH! I’ve been laughing my ass off all morning. I’m pretty sure we have been sending it out for at least a year. Layers upon layers of spell checking.
*loads revolver*
*barricades door*
*writes manifesto which uses the word ‘with’ a lot*
How many clients have received that, Pup?
Muscle-y guido-ish cute guy just told me my short hair looks really cute.
And that it makes me look younger.
Not surprised. There’s lots of Mediterranean guys with ripped muscles who are “cute,” and they like that butch dykey hair-do.
It’s just your standard accidental short hairdo, really. I think I just really was starting to look like a case of bagged-out shit lately. Any grooming stands out in contrast as a good change.
*shrugs*
It happens.
Yeah, someone once told me grooming is good. pfffffffttttt
Who do we know in Ohio with dogs?
Not me. I guess it’s OK to let y’all know we had to put our Golden Retriever, Tackle, down last weekend, he was really sick and in pain, and it was time.
Mrs. Pupster is taking it better than I thought, we know it was the right thing as he was so obviously uncomfortable.
Now make me laugh while I keep working my clients on projects.
It’ll grow back.
If you’re working your clients over the desk per the linked PDF, you’re doing it right.
How many clients have received that, Pup?
I dunno. I’m not going back and checking, but I did change the template language from ‘work’ to ‘screw’ to see if anybody notices.
It’s just your standard accidental short hairdo, really.
Sure.
Hey, I’m willing to donate $20 so Laura can go to a Lileth Fair festival. Anybody else willing to chip in?
We should support our friends who are engaged in self-discovery.
Oh Pups, now I feel badly about that link. Sorry about your doggie. And I like your dogs name, Tackle.
Did I ever tell you guys my husband use to teach at a private university in Florida?
http://tinyurl.com/cqaxfkk
>> The (Pupster Company) team looks forward to the opportunity to work you on this very exciting project.
There’s some brain function, I forget, that lets us “see” a word we expect to be there that isn’t really there.
I like Scruffy. I can see his eyes, and he doesn’t look retarded.
Also I’m sorry about your pup pups.
Yeah, so, don’t hire Pupster.
Unless that’s how you roll.
Would you be eligible for any voucher money, for books, supplies, time? For homeschooling, that is.
Just asking, not accusing.
There is no such thing.
Sorry for your loss, Pupster. Tackle has it easy now and is in great company.
I guess it’s OK to let y’all know we had to put our Golden Retriever, Tackle, down last weekend, he was really sick and in pain, and it was time.
Sorry, Pupster.
You can put a brave face on it. You know it was the right choice. But putting down a dog is always hard thing to do and makes you cry. We have talked about this many times at IB and here at H2, where there are a peculiar number of dog lovers.
You just gotta tell yourself that you and Tackle were good for each other.
Sorry about the pup, pup.
😦
It’s a bit easier when it’s their time. Just a bit, though.
There’s some brain function, I forget, that lets us “see” a word we expect to be there that isn’t really there.
I actually scrolled up, and you’re right. My brain put the missing word in without it being there. I had to look for it.
Sorry for your loss, Pupster. I bet Tackle was a Good Boy. You are a kind friend to not let him suffer.
Left, pups…right, mare:
http://tinyurl.com/89vdwcr
What Dave refers to is not unusual, by the way. A lot of what you see, smell, taste touch and hear is not real. It’s your brain “filling in the gaps” between what your sensory system can process and what you expect based on your memory bank.
Sorry for your loss, Pups.
So Mare, what kind of trouble can we get into today?
Well, carin, I was just about to head out with my husband to the gym. But when I get back, let’s start a dumpster fire behind the restaurant where you work. We might also throw a couple of beer bottles at the wall next to the back door where they take “deliveries.”
A lot of what you see, smell, taste touch and hear is not real.
And when it gets really bad, you start pretending you’re Batman.
Have you ever had an argument where you and someone else have completely different memories about what happened, and both parties are convinced that the other is lying?
Of course you have.
Chances are, neither party is lying. You just have brains with different filters that select information from the nervous system, and arrive at different versions of “reality,” which is a pretty nebulous concept if you think about it.
And when it gets really bad, you start pretending you’re Batman.
Hey, dyke, that was just mean. I can stand in front of the mirror for a long time and see that I am Batman. I’ve got the suit and cape and everything.
Hey now Batman, let’s not lash out in anger.
Besides, we need a lesbian here to round out our demographics. I mean, since Rosetta abandoned us.
Who?
Patients walk away with a completely different take on the visit than doctors all the time. This despite asking them if they have any questions a few times during the visit and repeating things over and over in different ways and giving them crib notes scribbled during the visit. People hear what they want to hear.
>> People hear what they want to hear.
Like when girls call me cute.
*holds hands with Carin on the bench at recess*
Or sexy. I get that a lot too.
*holds hands with Carin on the bench at recess*
This is nice, but If you start wearing your wallet on a chain, I’m outta here.
Sorry about Tackle, pups. We got a puppy last year and it dawned on me that this may be the first dog we’ve gotten that has a better then even shot of outliving me. How about that for a Happy Thought™!
Sorry to hear about Tackle, Pupster. Sympathies.
Hey, remember when the Newton, CT murderer bought his guns at a gun show that was advertised on the Internet?
Me too!
Heh, from the comments at AOS. Spot on.
Ok, it just go really dark up here .
Day three of rain.
We have a new neighbor coming in next door, and the wall between our spaces had to be inspected.
I let the city inspector in to look at mine yesterday, in the accessible area in the bathroom.
Just went in there and noticed drywall dust and chunks on the floor.
Looked up; the fucking DICK cut a hole out of the drywall in my store bathroom! Took a sample and threw the rest on the fucking floor.
Must be nice to be the king!
Still raining here. And cold. Nice April day!
Hey now Batman, let’s not lash out in anger.
Pshaw. I don’t get angry. That would be unseemly.
I am a rock. I am an island.
There, there Lauraw. Have you considered that your new position as a member of yet ANOTHER marginalized community may give you a platform with which to Fight Teh Power?
“Lesbians against Building Inspectors”
We may need to work on the name of the organization. Tweak it a bit.
it dawned on me that this may be the first dog we’ve gotten that has a better then even shot of outliving me. How about that for a Happy Thought™!
Brew, I know I have asked this before, but you didn’t really answer.
When you die, can I have your bass boat? We have some pretty big lakes around here.
Hispanic Lesbians against Douchebag Building Inspectors
So I totally missed the fact that a mother in the office was storing her baby’s binky in her cleavage. When we left the room my nurse and the med student were cracking up.
Man, I need a vacation! That’s my job to notice those things and make smart ass comments.
This is going to get ugly when the Hispanic Lesbian goes in for oil change, and they tell her she needs new tires, a radiator flush, and an exhaust system including the catalytic converter.
Lesbians Against Building Inspectors Association
Shit, it’s in the low 40s and raining here. I mean, I’m glad for the rain, but it was 79 last night.
*cries for Dave
It’s just too horrible.
Call Me.
“Lesbians against Building Inspectors”
…Association.
L.A.B.I.A.
goddammit answer
*Stupid F5*
Dave, get a grip. We never bitch about free water in North Texas. The water level in my pool is almost up to the fill pipe. Look at yours and feel better.
Thanks for the kind words, everybody.
Unless that’s how you roll.
*sends proposal to Lipstick Lesbian Latina Shipping Solutions*
*clears desk*
Sorry about the boogery weather, Dave. Just checked the weather for Temple and it looks like you have a patch of mild weather on the way.
Boogery weather down here was last summer, when it topped 100° every day for over a month, the pool water was evaporating at about 1/2″ per day, and the landscaping all looked like wilted lettuce that you forgot about in the bottom refrigerator bin.
Oh it won’t last, weekend will be nice. I’m not all that. It’s just chilly is all
*sends proposal to Lipstick Lesbian Latina Shipping Solutions*
*makes tax-free donation to get 2014 calendar*
Brew, I know I have asked this before, but you didn’t really answer.
*Looks in Last Will and Testament. Michael…Michael…Ah, there it is*
“To Michael I bequeath the following sentiment: Eat me.”
I’m sure not going to be a crybaby about chilly wet weather. Me, I’m going outside and singing in the rain.
Brew:
ăn tôi
It’s pouring here. Lightning too.
Knock yourself out.
Re: Santorum discussion upstream.
When my oldest daughter was in HS, the head football coach/athletic director allowed an ex student athlete who was about 20 or 21 and now in the Marine Corp to come back and speak to all of the athletes, both boys and girls. He assumed the kid would talk about sacrificing for the team, and being a leader and preparing well and playing above your head and all of those other common themes that run through both sports and the military. Instead, Mr. Marine spent about 5 minutes telling them that even though they thought they were all fucking badass and their shit didn’t stink because they were high school athletes that in reality they were a bunch of motherfucking pussies who couldn’t poor piss out of a fucking boot if the goddamned instructions were written on the heel and they didn’t have a fucking clue about life and they needed to shut their fucking cockholes and grow the fuck up. And also, to listen to what their fucking coaches said cause they weren’t as goddamned stupid as they looked.
HC/AD shut him down after about 5 minutes. When asked why he didn’t do it sooner, he wrapped himself in the flag.
So yeah, I’d say that schools have a need to know roughly what is to be said before they turn outsiders loose on their kids.
Proposal writing, Me
http://tinyurl.com/bqfyoao
they were a bunch of motherfucking pussies who couldn’t poor piss out of a fucking boot if the goddamned instructions were written on the heel and they didn’t have a fucking clue about life and they needed to shut their fucking cockholes and grow the fuck up
This is also how I motivate The Pupster Boys.
Oo-rah.
I don’t get it. What did that Marine say that was wrong?
I think it was his tone and approach that parents objected to.
I don’t think Santorium is as unknown as a 20-something ex-student.
Yea, I agree with the Marine, actually. LOL.
The truth hurts, though.
We read PGs story and don’t see anything wrong with what the Marine said.
BEAR!
Hey! I didn’t get a cawcadoodle outa that guy!
So you’re against the dumpster fire/bottle smash, Carin?
I like #1.
Best conversation ever:
Hubby: Hey honey, what are you doing?
Me: I’m currently looking for a hooker.
Hubby: You realize you’re on speaker, right?
Me: I guess that means I have earned brownie points?
Unnamed Doc: Biiiiiiig time.
Also, HOWDY! 😀
Greetings, hunks of something or other.
One of my jackass friends just sent me this. If you’ve already seen it STFU.
http://tinyurl.com/d5zdkxa
Heya Aggie!
You have friends?
I had not seen that. I feel dumber for having watched it.
I saw that yesterday, Rosie.
/Dave @ Garfield Ridge
The end was the best part.
Henry rocks out.
“one of my jackass friends” Water seeks its own level.
Should I ever meet any of your 16 year old daughters I’ll expect you to not take umbrage when I tell her to shut her fucking cockholster and open her pissant sized brain before I grudgefuck her into dust. I’ll salute afterwards.
Let’s say that I have decided to make myself a tuna salad sammich, and I have tuna, mayo, bread and pickle relish.
What else should I put in the tuna salad?
Dill?
Celery Salt?
Cilantro?
Montreal Steak Seasoning?
Fajita Spices?
I am paralyzed by indecision.
Cheetos.
One word, Michael:
Pool Chlorine
Just a little chopped onion and celery, Michael.
Then eat it like an alligator.
I’ll salute afterwards.
Was he really that crass, PG?? I thought perhaps you might have been embellishing a bit. If he was, then yes, that’s over the top for high schoolers in a high school setting.
Legos.
Ragweed.
GLUTEN
Meat Sweats.
Wow, ace is on fire against the NY Times on twitter. Evidently they are covering for Weiner, not telling the true story of Breitbart releasing the “pic” compelling him to confess.
BIG PHARMA!
She-Meat
Lowry’s Season Salt
(Crazy, I know!!1!)
Botulinum toxin
Is Lowry’s season before or after spring?
Is Lowry’s season before or after spring?
Yes.
Surprise meatup!
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7271298304/h1AA16EDF/
You have a future in directing infomercials, Puppeh.
>> What else should I put in the tuna salad?
ghost peppers
http://i.imgur.com/9RtKECx.gif?1
So you’re against the dumpster fire/bottle smash, Carin?
Oh no! It’s ON muthafockers.
I ♥ Carin’s chicken.
*waves to Dave*
ghost peppers
heh
Pupster, having enjoyed a lifetime of living with women (3 kid sisters, the missus, two adult daughters) and acquired much wisdom about the fairer sex, when I attempt to impart this wisdom to guys who have limited experience, they often look at me just like that dog.
*tackles Aggie to within an inch of her sofa*
Yeah, I know you got game DinT.
I’m just much happier being obliviously ignorant at the time and apologetic later.
*closes pool*
*moves out of state*
Now that’s a skid mark.
Aggie!
*tackles Aggie to within an inch of her sofa*
What the SHIT?? I just had that steam cleaned.
I wonder what Jewstin is building today.
*waves to Brad*
Stay off the sofa.
>> What the SHIT?? I just had that steam cleaned.
Hey now I held up
Not creepy. Not at all.
http://tinyurl.com/btrtean
Mr. Osteen would be well served to know where this guy is at all times.
http://is.gd/KNpF0s
http://is.gd/KNpF0s
M-m-m-mare?
//lip trembles.
“And when it gets really bad, you start pretending you’re Batman.”
HA! Didn’t see that one earlier.
OMGOSH pups, I lol’d out loud.
What else should I put in the tuna salad?
Dihydrogen Monoxide.
Yes.
I guess I curse so freely and openly on here that no one recognized that I was quoting the boy almost ver batim.
Dutch Pull 50K Tons of Meat Across Europe
That’s a hell of a long way to pull that much meat.
and acquired much wisdom about the fairer sex
Inconceivable!
Who let all the cold air in?
Howdy, all – I’ll take the cowboy and Mr. Scruffy for a spin.
BRB.
That’s a hell of a long way to pull that much meat.
Ha! That was the first thing I thought when I saw that headline.
The second was how I could make some kind of xbrad cross-reference from it….
That’s a hell of a long way to pull that much meat.
TWSS
I really have no idea what that means.
Hahahahaha
Mare.
http://tinyurl.com/cn924hc
None of you other shitstains click.
What is in it for both parties when Christie is a guest of the Huffington post at the Correspondents’ Dinner?
TWSS
WTRD
Awww…xbradtc is not the douche that jackass Rosetta keeps saying he is in his secret emails.
Shot an 82 today and didn’t make a putt on the back 9. Beautiful day regardless.
Ghost peppers?
Lemme write that down. I got a Messican grocery about two miles away that has lots of peppers.
What is in it for both parties when Christie is a guest of the Huffington post at the Correspondents’ Dinner?
I was done with that wagon when he guzzled Obama’s cum just before the election.
TWSS
IIHANFET…
I’m over him too, Hotspur (WAAAAAY OVER), and for the same reason.
I was just wondering what they get out of this transaction.
you’d have better luck in an Indian (dot not feather) grocery, Michael.
Ask for Bhut Jolokia
I often have to look up abbreviations used here. Strange, but most of the time I find the answer on “urban dictionary.” *shudders*
Mine was made up, mare. If it’s in Urban Dictionary, it’s purely coincidental.
But COOL!
I’m trying to get a friend to buy and try the Ghost Pepper Salsa one of our local company makes. So far, no one will take me up on it.
https://www.link.com/military/services/Pages/warfighter.aspx
Ghost peppers in the skyyyy. . .
http://westtexasrollerdollz.com/
Sean – want to help me with that last link?
Heh, the last one was my favorite, Sean.
Ace is really in his element on Twitter.
Awww…xbradtc is not the douche that jackass Rosetta keeps saying he is in his secret emails.
Awww…. XBrad <3's Mare.
http://tinyurl.com/63mvcmy
xbradtc, just remember if you show up in Texas:
http://tinyurl.com/d5pq7md
Ace is really in his element on Twitter.
Not able to express a thought that takes more than 140 characters?
http://tinyurl.com/anehhdd
Holy shit, I just remembered a depressing dream I had last night. I was trying to explain patiently to this stupid woman on the phone that you can’t ship a fresh cake without ruining the frosting.
Skid mark slide girl made my staff laugh.
The women seemed particularly interested in this “HHD” concept when asked where it came from.
I’m not really fond of frosting anyway, so go ahead and just ship me the cake unfrosted.
There isn’t a single dude at the gym right now that looks like any of our HHD dudes.
*demands money back,
My mom used to ship me cakes when I was in the Navy. She’d wrap the layers separately then put the frosting in a tupperware container.
I wish I wasn’t lazy and stupid, I’d do an HHD with Country singers.
For example:
and
http://tinyurl.com/cl5afsk
Tim stopped drinking and got into fitness
OK, xbrad. Tonight while I’m asleep I’ll dream about calling her and telling her that.
“OK, xbrad. Tonight while I’m asleep I’ll dream about calling her and telling her that.”
hhahah
It doesn’t matter what comment you make here, SOMEONE will say something stupid. Which is why I keep returning.
>> you can’t ship a fresh cake without ruining the frosting
Not a problem with pie.
*makes note to wait by the mailbox in 4 days*
*when I say “stupid” I mean that as a compliment*
Your “stupid is my brilliant!
Exactly
When ‘zactly did we become white trash?
HA!
Dude disparaging his own kids killed it.
It’s the 5:00 stupor, lauraw. It happens here a lot. The afternoon coffee has worn off, and the evening whiskey hasn’t kicked in yet.
I am so freakin hungry. Where the heck are my kids? They’re late. I’m about to start gnawing on my arm.
I swears if they are off getting food while I sit here starving I’m going to kill them.
I am so freakin hungry. Where the heck are my kids?… I’m about to start gnawing on my arm.
What EXACTLY are you planning on doing
withto them when they arrive?And there are still no hot guys here at the gym.
At least then you can cook them, Car in. They are Hansel and Gretel, right?
I’m at the gym. They dropped me off and went to track. I have to take my daughter into flint for soccer. My no good boys are screwing with my time line.
I’m going to have to kill them.
I need to get gas and fill a tire with air. They are being very inconsiderate.
I’m going to have to kill them.
That’s really counterproductive. There is all that paperwork to fill out afterwards, and the cleanup, not to mention the awkward questions from extended family – “Where’s so n’ so?”. Better off just locking them in the basement until they’re 18.
I’m waiting for pie
They’re probably getting high.
Your kids aren’t yours. Melissa Harris-Perry commandeered “your” kids to run errands for her.
Speaking of kids, I have photocopy my kids’ birth certificates to prove they are Mr. RFH’s dependents. Also have to copy the marriage certificate and the first page off last year’s tax return to prove we’re not just shacking up or mooching off his company. If I don’t do all this and get it blessed in the next two weeks, we get dropped from Mr. RFH’s health insurance. Shit’s getting serious.
I bet Melissa Hairless Fairy won’t pay for my kids’ braces, much less the rest of the health insurance. Community!!!
Couldn’t you copy Car in’s kids birth certificates, too? Then you’d have more dependents.
Then I’d feel obligated to pay for their braces. Two sets is enough.
RFH we audited our health care participants 3 years ago, and 45 dependents mysteriously dropped off the rolls.
Kinda like back in the early 80s when the IRS required you to put your kid’s SSNs on tax returns when they reached 2, and all of a sudden millions of kids diskappeared!
we audited our health care participants 3 years ago, and 45 dependents mysteriously dropped off the rolls.
Wow. I guess people try whatever they think they can get away with.
I’m more grumbly because I’ve been using the Fitbit to earn “health activity points” for the last couple of months. Make me walk 5,000 steps a day to keep the insurance where it’s at, get within 400 points of what I need for the year, then threaten to drop me altogether? Hmmph. Plus I had to make an appointment to get in the safe deposit box to get the marriage license. But if it keeps the premiums from going up more, I’m for it.
Speaking of keeping fit.
http://tinyurl.com/cqzqxtx
I heard a catchy tune on the radio and looked it up on Youtube. I’m kind of horrified to discover it’s by New Kids on the Block.
Okay, fellow Masters prognosticators. I’m thinking it’s gonna come down to an epic Sunday showdown involving Watney, Kaymer, Mikelson and Bradley. And no, I’ve no clue which one will win but I’m certain it will be epic. Who’s in your radar?
Afternoon.
Roamy, send me your pedometer. I walk way more than 5,000 steps per day.
Thank you, Jewstin, but it’s helping me lose weight, which I really need to do.
The nicest was when Mr. RFH and I both needed 900 more steps for the day, so we took a walk together.
Clintbird, I like Zach Johnson, just because. Maybe Jim Furyk. Anybody but Tiger.
My kids are both 80th percentile for height and weight and “not thinking things through.”
That’s excellent!
“I heard a catchy tune on the radio and looked it up on Youtube. I’m kind of horrified to discover it’s by New Kids on the Block.”
HAHA
That kind of crap happens to me all the time.
Me: Oh, I like this song.
Anyone I’m with: You do know that music is made for 12 year old girls?
Me: What’s your point?
My 11-year-old girl LOATHES One Direction. Her classmates argue over who is going to marry Zane.
I don’t know any one direction songs. Whew, I’m bad enough as it is.
Carin?
http://tinyurl.com/bo59zgs
RFH:
http://tinyurl.com/crq6dqy
Mare?
http://tinyurl.com/7njmlnb
Pete and Repeat went up in a plane.
http://tinyurl.com/c5uyrbp
Roamy, those pedometers are such a joke – I “earned” over 200 “points” by attaching the darn thing to the Wonderdog’s collar one day.
Earned 50 just by slinging it around on my finger for a couple of minutes…… 😛
Jimbro, that still sounds like bubble gum. This is the song I liked.
http://tinyurl.com/crq6dqy
Nice catch.
I’ve heard that one. I’d have to not know it was NKOTB to listen to it all the way and keep my man card.
This guy has basically lived in the woods the equivalent to the time I’ve graduated from college.
http://tinyurl.com/cto3euv
Let the shitstorm begin.
http://www.duffelblog.com/2013/01/military-drawing-up-plans-for-nation-wide-gun-confiscations/
Heh. Clinger, Pennsylvania.
I think that story is fake.
This guy’s eye patch ain’t fake
http://tinyurl.com/brfhe9z
Space is fake.
Today was one of those that made me consider what I could sell my life for on eBay.
Huh, Jimbro, that’s not how I remember the lyrics.
Xbradtc, is that story from the Onion?
Seriously.
Hotspur, it’s Duffelblog. Like The Onion for the military.
OMG! I had to put that on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Tumblr, and Pinterest.
brb. Emailing everyone in my list.
Leon,
Go to Craigslist cars for sale by owner and farm and garden. You`ll feel better about yourself immediately. At least about your spelling and grammar.
Page 2131 doesn’t state that which was quoted.
STUPID ONION!!
What I don’t like is how possible that seems.
I’m sure my life isn’t awful by any objective standard, Pupster, I’m just miserably frustrated with my job right now. Somehow I got transformed into a product quality analyst, and I’m not happy about it.
Makes it all the more hilarious. But then you have to be ‘in’ on joke.
*rolls out wine and margarita machine; sets stack of red solo cups on top*
Wine, margaritas?
Why you no invite men to party?
‘rita for me
*sighs and spins machine around; with a broad sweep of the arm reveals scotch and draught beer on tap*
There we go.
You ruined the surprise, Xbrad. Ruined it!!
*runs off crying after first refilling margarita cup*
‘rita for me
See what I mean?
So, no rita?
Sorry, Cyn. I don’t know how I could ever have doubted you.
Cyn knows how to throw a party!
I have not had anything to drink for a week. A WEEK. Summer is happening soon and although I don’t have anything planned I want to look level “less repulsive” in a bathing suit.
That’s a sugar-on-the-rim Rita.
Did anybody team up with anybody else to fight a common enemy today?
I have not had anything to drink for a week. A WEEK.
Wow.
Good for you, Mare–fer realz. I am taking up your slack. I was seriously starting to do some carb only stuff for summer sectsy but just too hard now with work and mom stuff.
But I feeeeeeeeeel good so there’s that!
Heh. **passes a six-pack of Diet Dr. Pepper to Sean**
+185,000 points to Sean for Brevity in Wit.
Don’t spend them all in one place, Champ.
Don’t encourage me, roamy.
*high fives Sean and giggles*
Bathing Suit Levels: (worst to best)
1.Horrifying
2.WTF?
3.Repulsive
4.Less Repulsive
5.Disgusting
6.Sickening
7.What is wrong with them?
8.Gross
9.How can they leave the house like that?
10.Fat with inappropriate bathing suit
11.Fat with bathing suit that covers the stomach and most of the breasts
12.Doable but must be very drunk
13.Doable but with eyes closed
14.Chunky
15.Pleasingly Plump
16.Is she pregnant or just bloated?
17.Looks good for her age
18.Makes you do a double take but then regret it, too old
19.Not embarrassing
20.Looks nice
21.I’d do her
22.She has a nice figure
23.Wow looks good
24.Hot with prejudice
25.Hot without prejudice
26.I bet she’s a bitch!
So you’re taking up Mare’s slack. Big deal.
I took up Sean’s.
Heh. Everything above “Looks good for her age” has been featured on BBF. I mean, back when that one guy, the bald guy, used to do it.
You’ve obviously put a lot of thought into this Mare.
#11-13 for me
Is she pregnant or just bloated?
Better asked internally than aloud, from personal experience
Pups, I’ve lived near a beach most of my life, I’ve seen all of them several thousand times. (and I may have said MOST of those things several thousand times)
Um, nooooo, I think I might have Sean’s slack covered too.
Is that why you’re #7 on the list, Cyn?
Please don’t fight, Cyn and b-rad–there’s plenty of slack to go around!
//runs far, far away
How do I cover my breasts in a bathing suit?
HA!
*stick out leg causing Xbrad to trip; watches as he goes careening head first into the Leg Lamp and neatly stacked empty cans in the corner of the room*
HA!
Where does butterface fit in on the list?
I think I’m back down to my lifetime average of 2 drinks a month.
I GOT TO FEEL UP CYN’S LEG!
Hotspur, wear a t-shirt (preferably not white) or a rash guard.
Sean, how long has it been?
GOD BLESS YOU, XBRAD!!
Hotspur??!? Why I oughta. . .
Ohhh….hahahaha…Sorry MCPO.
I thought it was that jackass Hotspur.
19 months, mare.
Awright, foax, it’s my mom’s birfday, so we’re going out to dinner. Try not to stab each other with screwdrivers while I’m gone.
. . . wear a t-shirt (preferably not white) or a rash guard.
I typically go with a pair of comb-overs.
19 Months.
Wow.
That’s a real Wow!
Time is so strange, rounding the corner to TWO YEARS.
Happy Birfday to SeanMom.
Hehehe!
Hooooookay, time to send MCPO to the old folks home.
Mobile Wham! is grounds for involuntary commitment.
Someone hasn’t found the View Full Site link on his new iPad.
http://tinyurl.com/cgbvxsd
Whore that Mare where’s?
HAHA!
Yeah, yeah, but it’s new to me.
http://tinyurl.com/buxkchl
Where the heck is everyone tonight?
TL;DW, Cyn.
Evenin’, goobs.
It was laundry time. Oh, and I had to disable the wifi for an ungrateful child.
>> How do I cover my breasts in a bathing suit?
I don’t know but please figure something out.
Who again said that having kids was a good idea?!?
Making kids- good
Keeping kids- bad
Yes!
Rod Stewart has been asked to sing at Margaret Thatchers funeral.
But Wake up Maggie may not be everyone’s favorite
Lord have mercy, I finally picked up the phone to a family member.
‘The government does not influence the markets and the 2nd amendment was meant for ‘militias’ because no way did our Founders mean for regular people to own weapons of war’.
*curls up in fetal position*
*pats Beasn gently on the head, then yanks the phone violently from the wall*
Fixted.
Heh X made a funny
No, X stole a funneh.
So I quote her Jefferson –
“The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government”
Her – We are the government. (so if a few of us ‘we’ decide to be tyrannical, big deal because they are we)
Vman! Are you all moved in and lounging in your new bachelor pad?
Tomorrow is you first day, right?
Good luck!
Forget it, Beasn; it’s CrazyTown.
Beasn’s mom has been listening to TFG make idiotic speeches.
Yes,Zekexas and I are Chillin’.
It is cold here, 80 to 40? BAM!
Yes tomorrow is the day.I have the paperwork done. I am preparing in advance for tomorrow. I lost my coffee. I remember unpacking it. I cannot find it.
>> militias’ because no way did our Founders mean for regular people to own weapons of war’.
Militias were comprised of citizens.
There is no other definition of militias from the 18th century.
You can google it.
Many of our Founders noted that the militia is the citizen….above and beyond the military.
…Who are the militia? Are they not ourselves. Congress have no power to disarm the militia. Their swords, and every other terrible implement of the soldier, are the birth-right of an American…(T)he unlimited power of the sword is not in the hands of either the federal or state governments, but, where I trust in God it will ever remain, in the hands of the people.”..
Militia Act of 1792.
Cyn, I’ve been avoiding this caller for forever. We just had a squall of storms blow through – terrific winds – and she called as we climbed up out of the basement. I couldn’t use the excuse that I was out taking a walk.
I dropped a fork. As I knocked it off the counter, I knew for a certainty that it would hit my foot. And sure as shit, the tines poked me right on my big toe.
Put some ketchup on it xbrad.
Fuck that!
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.
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A-1 steak sauce.
Heinz 57?
horseradish
If you’ve got a kid – you didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen.
Really? Wait…what?
WHORE!!!
Dirt.
From those with the biggest ovaries to those with the biggest uterusi.
I don’t even know if that’s biologically or grammatically correct.
Haha! Timing… how does it fucking work?
Did you hear about the transgendered pregnant guy?
Fellowpian tubes.
oh nice. More fun time with the insolent boy. Goodnight, invisible friends. Have a great first day at your new gig, Vman! And see if Mr and Mrs Will-Peel will treat you to a home cooked meal!
The problem with Melissa Harris-Perry is that you eventually run out of other people’s kids.
Bahaha! Night
RosettaMelissaSTFU. It seems like Cyn has really turned herself around since she lived here.
Well done Cyn. We miss you!
*takes a shower*
this is the saddest post you will read.
Follow up.
http://www.dailydot.com/news/rehtaeh-parsons-suicide-amanda-todd/
We’ll derp again,
Don’t know where, don’t know when,
But I know we’ll derp again, some sunny day.
wakey wakey
No.
GET YOUR ARSE UP.
Bad dream marathon.
Did I miss anything important?
No. Obama’s still in control of things.
The long national nightmare continues.
Did lauraw mail that cake for that woman?
I will find out when she gets up.
*so curious.
Wake her up. I need to know.
Is there a light on under the door? SHe’s probably awake.
Good morning all!
Why is there a soggy box that smells cake-like on my back steps?
I read an article about the “969 Movement” in Myanmar in today’s WSJ online. Since it’s password protected here’s another link
http://kwelos.tripod.com/burma_969.htm
No cake shipping.
* dodges shoe *
How do you pack a cake? Newspaper? Tissue paper?
Lauraw didn’t even want to TRY J’ames.
Sheesh. I’m not going straight to work today so I was really enjoying that last minute of sinfully late sleep. Then my dog starts having a fit and Scott walks in asking me about that stupid cake dream.
THANKS CARIN. Did you think he wouldn’t do it?
I thought I saw a light under the door.
cake logistics blog
OK I gotta boogie. Have a good day sweeties.
Morning children. Looking forward to another day of prepping for a concrete slab. Digging footings and setting forms. Fingers crossed we don’t hit the water line.
I slept in about 5 stages last night.
1) couch during Swamp People
2) bed until wife got home and woke me accidentally
3) bed until 5 when I took an elbow to the face and the ref just let it go
4) couch until 630 when the dog started pacing
4) couch until 730
Then I got up, started coffee, fed the dog, cooked bacon, cooked a sausage and egg and cheddar scramble, buzzed butter and coconut oil into my coffee, ate and drank all that.
Then realized I forgot to feed the cat.
I just dropped HotBride off at her new job. She said she was nervous. So I told her she was going to be the boss, so it was everyone else who needed to be nervous.
I think she’s still nervous.
http://news.sky.com/story/1076746/beaver-bites-man-to-death-in-belarus-attack
Death Beaver would be a good metal band name.
Today’s installment of which Hostage.
I think that was Michael. He’s always seemed a little desperate.
Laura’s getting her permit today.
Next time you ask her.
aura’s getting her permit today.
Next time you ask her.
Is that a good idea? She seemed a tad miffed about the whole cake/dream thing.
All I did was walk up the stairs, it was her stupid dog barking at me.
I have been feeding that thing for 10 years and he still warns her when I approach. God only knows what he saw in his previous home.
Good morning, good people!
stupid dog
I don’t really have a lot to say today.
All I did was walk up the stairs, it was her stupid dog barking at me.
Given the choice of blaming her dog, or you and me … which is it going to be?
I don’t really have a lot to say today.
than it’s a perfect day for me to call you.
Goomorning
I think the dog was possessed by the ghost of Little Jerry.
>> than it’s a perfect day for me to call you.
You still have a poat in Draft, Jay?
Yes, I do. What date do I have to change, to get it to appear on top?
Or will publish accomplish that?
Lemme take a quick peek
Looks like Publish should be enough.
>> Yes, I do. What date do I have to change, to get it to appear on top?
Our dogs, grrrrrrr.
3 dump trucks drive up, not a peep out of them. An owl in a tree at 3:00 AM? Bark like we’re under attack. Assholes.
HAHA! (to both Dave and Pepe)
New poat, helpful poaters!
Looks like Jay did not fuck it up… NEW POAT
Ohello
I learned yesterday that we have a new $1 per gallon tax on paint.