Hi. I got to hang out with Roamy last night and you didn’t. I can therefore conclude that you gargle Roberts Balls™. I wrote this song yesterday at about 10:16 am.
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Today’s model is from England and she’s hot but her boobs aren’t really that big. I guess you can’t win ’em all right. It’s always best to compromise. Split the baby and what not. So here she is: Rosie Jones. She’s probably about half of what you want, but you’re just going to have to live with it wingnuts. I know what’s best for you.
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And now a palate cleanser. And one more so that you’re ready for the disgustingness to follow. Ready? Eyes on your own paper, and no cheating.
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Leon–Yesterday 10:16 am.
Car in–Yesterday 10:16 am.
Cyn–Yesterday 10:15 am.
Laura–Yesterday 10:15 am.
Wiser–Yesterday 10:16 am.
Vmax–Yesterday 10:15 am.
Jay–Yesterday 10:15 am.
Rosetta–Yesterday 10:15 am.
Sean–Yesterday 10:15 am.
Oso–Yesterday 10:15 am.
Scott–Yesterday 10:15 am.
Pendejo Grande–Yesterday 10:16 am.
Roamy–Yesterday 10:15 am.
Pupster–Yesterday 10:10 am.
PJ–Yesterday 10:15 am.
Hotspur–Yesterday 10:15 am.
Dave–Yesterday 10:15 am.
Andy–Yesterday 10:16 am.
xBrad–Yesterday 10:15 am.
MJ–Yesterday 10:15 am.
Chief Justice Roberts to the American people–Sometime two months ago.
L to R: America, Democrat Congress–March 23rd, 2010.
L to R: Obama, America–August 4, 1961-Present.
L to R: America, Obama–November 6, 2012.
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Thank you for stopping by today. Have a great weekend.
Update – God is watching.
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furs
Segundo.
Chicks with dicks.
DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN!
Is Leon sock puppeting MJ?
Ha ha ha. I’ve only checked about 6 of those so far, but I think MJ is an artist.
Aureola.
“Aureola”
And is there anyone who doesn’t love ’em? I think not.
Except maybe Peej.
No quiz?
I want a refund.
Haha, nicely done, MJ!
I agree with Jay, good job MJ
Kate Upton is icky and has a weird waist/ hip thing going on with a big roll of fat on her back, and she’s gross. You guys just like her because she looks like she does nasty things on the first minute of the first date.
She’s a fake blonde. I don’t like that.
I like that Kate doesn’t look like she just escaped from a concentration camp, and that she usually seems to be having fun. Beats the hell out of some “supermodel” who is built like a ten year old boy and is a full time drama queen.
*sits next to Hotspur at recess and holds hands*
Who is Kate Upton?
*swoon*
Oh, wait. Guys don’t swoon.
*swaggers*
Man, it’s hotter than two midgets humping a rabbit.
You had it right the first time.
>> You guys just like her because she looks like she does nasty things on the first minute of the first date.
You say that like it’s, I don’t know, bad or something.
I’m assuming coconut rum will do the same.
You assume incorrectly, sir.
Are any of those image links SFW, or should I wait ’til I get home?
You guys just like her because she looks like she does nasty things on the first minute of the first date.
I don’t know if I’d go that far, but I’m pretty sure she’ll get around to it, which is more than can be said for lots of women.
Ditto what xbrad said about Kate Upton. Though I much prefer raven hair.
You guys just like her because she looks like she does nasty things on the first minute of the first date.
You and I have been FIF for a long time. I just realized something. You’ve aged.
*runs away laughing hysterically with a mixture of joy and terror*
HAHA! One of your best BBFs, MJ.
http://qkme.me/3pg3g8
Leon, almost none of it is SFW.
Cyn ♥s H2
HI RICH
Kate Upton is icky and has a weird waist/ hip thing going on with a big roll of fat on her back, and she’s gross.
THIS from someone with your hump? Pot, kettle, etc…
Man, it’s hotter than two midgets humping a rabbit.
We’ll accept your expertise in such matters…
Good day, peasants.
How does Sean = Shawn?
See sells seaseells by the seeaseore. It’s loopy. 🙂
It’s not an English name, that’s how.
It’s not an English name, that’s how.
No seit, Searlock.
Sean Hannity is a dickhole.
Let not your dickhole be troubled.
*up twinkles Sean and throws him a football*
Heh heh.
My gal is red hot.
Your gal ain’t doodely squat.
I love Red Hots.
I don’t like sticky candy.
I’m sure Candy is rather disappointed to hear you say that.
*catches football, sees Alan Colmes holding trombone*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfebpLfAt8g
Oh noes, poor Skeletor.
Hey Cyn,
http://is.gd/cGChDC
THIS from someone with your hump? Pot, kettle, etc…
Hunchback burlesque is actually a sought-after art form. People pay money for it.
*turns on webcam*
Not as much money as Ms. Upton makes, but still.
*teasingly pulls tarp low on left shoulder/ chunky growth/ gristle mountain*
I’m barbecuing three massive fucking slabs of ribs tonight. Party on the back deck. You’re all invited.
Hmm. I don’t actually have plans and Mrs. Caruthers is at Bronycon, but I’m dead tired.
All of my liberal friends are coming over. I have some special sauce for their ribs.
Play this in the background, laura.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I8mWG6HlmU
*wink, gun-fingas*
Mrs. Caruthers is at Bronycon
At least one of you is doing it wrong.
Oh, I know Sean. I know. We realized belatedly that she should have registered as a vendor and sold zip-lock baggies of hay for $5. There are bound to be 40 idiots at that thing willing to cough up cash.
Artistic areolae and prominent pudendae FTW!
*clutches chest, pretends to be shot*
That’s a good one, Sean. I don’t really know what to do with that lead singer. I wish he would smile or something and let me know he’s not serious about all this.
Oh, but he is, laura.
ShimIan Astbury is deadly serious.(whispery voice)But the outfit. Are you sure?
*looks up album release date*
Quite sure.
People smiled in the 80’s. I was there, I remember.
But yes, there were also the deadly-serious ‘deep’ tortured artistes in their flouncy dresses and pretty eyeliner.
Jeebus, those were the days.
HOW ARE YOU BUGS ENJOYING TAGNASH’S NEW HEAT RAY?
HA HA HA HA HAAA!!! BAKE, VERMIN! SOON YOUR MUDBALL WILL BE AS DRY AND PARCHED AS THE SKIN AROUND TAGNASH’S……
NEVERMIND.
IT WILL BECOME EXTREMELY DRY.
Hey TAGNASH, send some this way.
Yah… TAGNASH is causing this…..
sure….
Nice try, cat.
No way! God is back! Hey, I’ve always wanted to ask you this…
Was Sam Kinison right? Are you gay?
Huh. I never really figured that God was the kind of being who would say “Yah.”
Was Sam Kinison right? Are you gay?
Why don’t you ask Mary that question, huh?
Oh, and sorry about the height thing. I wasn’t really paying attention that day….
Huh. I never really figured that God was the kind of being who would say “Yah.”
LOL!
Tagnash’s heat ray:
http://tinyurl.com/ck2asly
silly kitty….
Hey TAGNASH, send some this way.
IT WILL BE YOUR TURN TO WITHER SOON ENOUGH, INSECT.
NOW; WHO WOULD LIKE A SNO-CONE? WOULD ANY OF YOU FEEBLE VERMIN LIKE A SNO-CONE?
I BET YOU WOULD! HAA HA HA HA HAAA
Oh, and sorry about the height thing. I wasn’t really paying attention that day….
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No worries. I was only pissed until I realized I could pass for a baby and get away with looking up skirts and sucking tits.
Tagnash? Never heard of him.
Comment by Charlie Gibson on June 29, 2012 4:43 pm
Tagnash? Never heard of him.
HAHAHAAH
I wish I’d said that!
I’m not commenting because I’m still devastated that our Supreme Court is a sham and that they, evidently, can make shit up as they go along.
I was only pissed until I realized I could pass for a baby and get away with looking up skirts and sucking tits.
*whew.
For a second there, I thought you were going to give me a hard time about giving you a micro-penis as well.
That I actually did on purpose. Made me laugh like hell.
back from Detroit.
Zero gunshot wounds.
Hey, everybody, look! Tagnash made a friend!!
http://tinyurl.com/czffzgx
Me, after hearing about the Supreme Court Ruling:
Me, after hearing about the Supreme Court Ruling:
Bless you my child…..
Here, have this salad……
I just saw the new movie, Ted. You should too.
You should too.
saw it already.
meh, it had it’s moments. But I never really found McFarland all that funny after that stupid episode he did about my son.
“Here, have this salad……”
HA! God is kind of an……
Who wants to hear our commercial and give opinions? Anyone?
For a second there, I thought you were going to give me a hard time about giving you a micro-penis as well.
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I had a horse cock grafted on a few years ago, that seems to be working out well. Strangest thing, though. Every time my watches sex and the city I get a raging hard on.
No big deal, god. Science has largely replaced you for many things.
*tosses wife up into comment
Who wants to hear our commercial and give opinions? Anyone?
Already heard it.
meh.
Science has largely replaced you for many things.
Can’t made you taller though, can they?
*polishes fingernails on robe and smiles..
I just made confetti salad. 10 freaking pounds of it.
We will be on The Salad Diet until Tuesday.
YAY CONFETTI SALAD!
I’ve only been begging him to make it for a month.
I’ve only been begging him to make it for a month.
Your arms broken?
Why no, no they are not.
He makes it differently than I do!
Sheesh, say the wrong thing and they crucify you.
Oh, shit…too soon?
Oh, shit…too soon?
wow…
just…
wow……
yeah, hey, no problem… It wasn’t a really big thing. It was just MY ONLY SON NAILED UP THERE!!!1!!!11!
PLEASE.. GO AHEAD AND MAKE JOKES ABOUT IT ALL YOU WANT, K?!?!?
HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! CRUCIFIXION! WHAT A LAUGH RIOT, AMIRITE?!?!?!
bitch…
Oh, shit…too soon?
Heh.
Confetti salad for dinner tonight.
Think I’ll have some poached eggs on confetti salad for breakfast tomorrow.
Chicken on confetti salad for lunch.
And then dinner will be a healthy salad.
bitch…
Hey man, you made her.
*makes vegetables high in fat and carbs
Hey man, you made her.
Yeah, don’t remind me.
Talk about having an off day, huh?
Heat is going to continue…I might pick up some tomato juice and whip up some kind of half-ass gazpacho with some of that salad. Well-chilled overnight, with crushed bacon sprinkled on top of it in the morning? OK. That sounds pretty refreshing and healthy for a hot day.
By the way, ‘God,’ does ‘Mrs. God’ have any flowers on her tomato plants yet?
>> Already heard it.
God I hate it when you pull shit like that. WE GET IT ALREADY, UNCONSTRAINED BY TIME AND SPACE.
fuckin show off
Well done Car in.
We could probably write a kick-ass battery store commercial.
*checks url
nope, this is H2 alright….
Hmmmmm…….
By the way, ‘God,’ does ‘Mrs. God’ have any flowers on her tomato plants yet?
I do!
By the way, ‘God,’ does ‘Mrs. God’ have any flowers on her tomato plants yet?
She already has tomatoes….
fuckin show off
jealous much?
Psyched to check my garden when I get home.
already have cukes set, couple of jalapenos about an inch and a 1/2 long and maybe a dozen flowers on zuchinni
It probably goes without saying, but I fully approve of today’s model.
I gots tomatoes already too.
*and you just leave em alone El Shaddai
and *zing..now she has zucchini all ready to harvest.
*blows on finger like it’s a pistol barrel…
*points finger at Dave’s tomatoes, closes one eye and aims……
Go ahead…. make my day……
/DirtyHarryVoice.
Poat update.
Oh, I forgot to mention…
today’s model?
yer welcome.
The Heat Index is somewhere between OMG and WTF.
I swear to God, God, I will go retard ninja. I’ll straight up murder your ass.
I’m going to buy two bags of ice on the way home, fill my bathtub with it, then sit.
‘roids?
Ice bath to help my sore body be less so. Also to cool off.
I swear to God, God, I will go retard ninja. I’ll straight up murder your ass.
I know what you’re thinking. ‘Did he fire six shots or only five?’ Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is the finger of the most powerful being in the universe, and would blow your tomatoes clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky?
Well, do ya, punk?
>> and would blow your tomatoes clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky?
Um, my tomatoes are over there.
Um, my tomatoes are over there.
I know what I’m aiming at….
Welp, time for me to be moseying on down that road…..
Big ol’ world out there and lots of people reaching out to me, so I can’t waste all my time here with you jokers.
Have a great weekend, everyone and enjoy the nice, warm weather.
I promise to send a couple of thunderstorms around occasionally, just for the fun of it.
Hullo, all –
*reads upthread*
Oh, shit – is God mad because I dropped the F-bomb yesterday?
I figured it was as good a time as any to say it…..
Lovely lady today, MJ –
*pouts ‘cuz I didn’t rate a linky-poo in poat*
What’s up with the Texas-like heat in the Northern part of the country?
Oh – Tagnash is having a hissy-fit again.
Who forgot to refill his catnip toy?
*glares at God*
I AM ON THE WRONG CONTRACT!!!!!
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/science-fiction-fans-youre-welcome-army-controls-lightning-bolts-with-lasers/
WTF IS WRONG WITH ME?
*digs around barn, finds old microwave oven and a car battery*
*builds lightning gun*
*considers fighting crime in Detroit*
*…*
*plays Skyrim*
Aureola.
Does not violate the No-Nipple Rule, in my humble opinion.
You guys just like her because she looks like she does nasty things on the first minute of the first date.
I don’t understand. What’s your point?
*considers fighting crime in Detroit*
As a seasoned crimefighter with many cool gadgets on my belt, I can assure you that fighting crime in Detroit is a lost cause. Don’t bother.
You’ll note that I hopped into the poang and fired up the playstation instead.
What’s confetti salad? Wiserbride wants to know.
That God dude. What a card.
It’s a regular salad. She calls it that because I cut up everything really small.
$30 worth of produce and about 2.5 hours of chopping and washing.
Dinner tonight was a salad.
Those might be the saddest five words in the English language.
*seasons a porterhouse*
” HA HA HA you chop everything so small it falls through my fork”
“You couldn’t slice this stuff any smaller”
“This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen”
“Make me another one”
No.
Did you hear about the tick bite that gives you a meat allergy? Boy, that would suck.
It’s true, I ridiculed the salad when he made it the first couple times. But the thing is, it’s so fine, you get all the flavors on the fork together. And he puts in every vegetable known to man, including sweet peas, which I love in salad. It’s frickin’ delicious.
A meat allergy?
I don’t like God anymore
Sorry, can’t find the link to the poll, but this:
It’s a good thing Roberts acted to save the legitimacy of the SCOTUS, huh?
The more I read, the more I learn this is a real shit sandwich of a ruling, without even any mustard or
Miracle Whipmayo on it to ease the taste.Comment by scott on June 29, 2012 7:44 pm
Did you hear about the tick bite that gives you a meat allergy? Boy, that would suck.
I find out there’s a mosquito that makes you allergic to alcohol and I’m moving to Greenland.
Stay out of Virginia http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/allergic-meat-lone-star-tick-spreading-vegetarianism/story?id=16610228#.T-5CzfV2N-w
The ticks in Northern Virginia are mostly my DoD competitors
Maybe that’s what happened to you and pot, Wiser.
I wouldn’t live long with a meat allergy, 3 months tops.
Maybe that’s what happened to you and pot, Wiser.
Damn bugs. We should destroy them all. With extreme malice.
Whoever came up with the tagline for the commercial should get to take home a chicken.
I thought it was a little short, and gay.
Btw, Scott, if it gets too hot for you, redneck swimming pool is stil operational. Feel free to use it if you like.
Thanks, but I own a lake. (until I get arrested for trespassing)
Comment by scott on June 29, 2012 8:27 pm
I thought it was a little short, and gay.
No, that’s just MJ. Common mistake.
Damn bugs. We should destroy them all. With extreme malice.
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Bugs are people too!
/left
I wouldn’t live long with a meat allergy, 3 months tops.
It wouldn’t matter how long I lived. I’d be dead already.
Whoever came up with the tagline for the commercial should get to take home a chicken.
Was it you or Scott? LOL I can’t remember.
No take-home chickens. Unless you’re going to keep it as a pet. And NOT Little Jerry.
New No Trespassing signs went up. Here is my response http://is.gd/uS3RcU
I think it was Scott.
Did anybody name a disease after anybody else today?
That looks a lot like my like, Scott.
No, that’s just MJ. Common mistake.
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Hey! I may be gay and short but I’m not.. wait, what?
Nope. I thought it was MJ.
I know, we’ll mechanically separate little Jerry and both take home half.
No take-home chickens. Unless you’re going to keep it as a pet.
I will hold him and pet him and squeeze him and ….
Well, one of you hosefockers came up with it.
Did anybody name a disease after anybody else today?
Is “awesomosity” a disease? ‘Cause wiserbride thinks I might be infected with that…
SInce you asked, Wiser, i just sent you the ad.
If this heat continues I plan on trespassing Saturday and Sunday.
About to go into the dead zone. Later, kiddies.
Awesomosity is no laughing matter, wiser.
*frowns, shakes head slowly*
After trespassing with Scott, I plan on firing up the shredder. Gonna cut some of these pesky weeds around the place and make compost. Have a TON of garden work to do.
Never did get around to making those hypertufa birdbaths and pots, either
Just looked out the window and saw Fat Bastard walking past my garden. He has gotten very spooky. Heard me call out to Scott, and scrambled for cover instantly.
I better cage in those cukes. GRRR.
When you’re gonna be home during daylight, Laura, crack that window open a couple inches. That way, there’s no noise when you stick the muzzle of the pellet-gun out to pop his azz!
Fat Bastard has only been seen twice this year. Taking him out will be hard. A few cases of beer, camo, comfy chair, tv hat and its done.
*checks hunchback burlesque cam website*
Huh. Nobody’s there. She must be busy doing something else.
ChrisP this critter is the reason we have a 22. He is immune to pellets.
I am not sure if he is of this world.
It’s 89 degrees at 8:12pm. Practically a cold front. So nice out tonight.
>> I better cage in those cukes. GRRR.
Oh my.
Evenin’ homos and homettes.
I’ll be heading to Cape Cod tomorrow for a week of beach, booze and hanging out with the family.
Y’all try not to get us kicked off WordPress again this year.
Firefly season. The woods are glittering. It’s early by three weeks.
Scott,
I had an old pump-up Crossman that would shoot most of the way through a 2×4 (at about 10 pumps). Promise, it would kill him. Pumped-up that hard, it was as loud as the .22 anyway.
The .22 is better. I’ve got a can of CB-Caps. They have to be single loaded, but are sub-sonic and very quiet.
Of course here, if I see a mole digging in the garden or yard, I just tip-toe out there with the 870-12 gauge and pop one off. Nobody says nothin’. I mean, who’s gonna confront a crazy old man with a shotgun? I didn’t think so…
I blame Global Warmening, Laura.
Good idea about the window, Crispy. We have a non-airconditioned room upstairs that is a good vantage point.
Andy!
Have fun at the Cape. Don’t stay out too late doing bathsalts and eating faces.
I hear that Bath Saltwater Taffy is to die for.
Andy!
That sounds great! Hope you get nice weather.
Stay out of jail!
Time for some Cuban food. Try not to wish each other into the cornfield while I’m gone.
Sean,
Where the hell do you get Cuban food in SOCAL?
They’re allowed to leave Miami now, Crispy!
Laura,
Shooting down from a high-angle is good with a .22. Those bastards tend to skip on the dirt at shallow-angles and can go a LONG way.
Seattle has quite a few ethnic eateries but, down here, there is one Greek, a couple Thai, one-Italian, a few really good Taco-Trucks, a couple Chinese, and about ten miles west, a few Cambodian/Vietnamese.
No Cuban, German (there were two good-ones, but they retired), Polish, Portuguese, and (certainly!) French.
It’s a “Food Desert”! Call Moochell!
>> They’re allowed to leave Miami now, Crispy!
Well who fuckin said that was ok?
Dave, man, we’re gonna miss the heck out of you in about three weeks.
This knee thing is BULLSHIT. I think you should just cut it off and come to the party. Wooden legs don’t need rehab.
Huh. Turns out you can get just the marshmallows that might otherwise have been in Lucky Charms.
One of you suicidal types might want that link.
Dave just needs a reg.
Fruity Pebbles. Nothing else compares.
I thought it was Dave’s bionic eye that was keeping him from flying? They didn’t want him shooting laser beams through the side of the airplane.
Don’t skip dinner and watch cooking shows. It’s just masochism.
Dave could just take the train. I can pick him up in Ann Arbor.
Yes!
Dave could take the train! High Speed F’kin’ Rail!
/Biden
If he gets on the train tomorrow, he’ll be here right on time!
He will be rehabbing a knee replacement operation. This has nothing to do with the eye anymore. Walking/ standing, etc. These will be issues for him.
Clearly, Dave is on his rast reg.
Get him a damn wheelchair.
Man, there’s a whole shitburger of “nothing on TV” tonight.
Guess it’s a good thing I downloaded some Jesse Stone movies.
You could be watching the Royals about to win another game.
>> This knee thing is BULLSHIT. I think you should just cut it off and come to the party. Wooden legs don’t need rehab.
It’s fucking BULLSHIT. No argument.
Goddamn I’m gonna miss you dorks. The eye grounded me for 2 months but that’s almost over. I was gonna get the knee done in early June. Had to push it out to July 9.
I would be, poor company. 8 weeks of “FUCK! OUCH! GODDAMMIT! oh.. I decided to do this I think I’ll shut up now and do my quad exercises.”
But the next time I see you hosefuckers, I’ll be jumping over houses and using my x-ray fuckin vision to check for obstacles.
And hugs. There will be hugs.
You are warned.
I’m watching “Bitchin’ Kitchen”. If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if they gave Jenna Marbles a cooking show, I think this is the answer.
Someone just asked me how I’m doing.
I said “I’m fine.”
Roberts said “that should be ‘I’m tax'”
http://is.gd/gHCLuC
I forgot about Jenna Marbles, but no BK is Jersey Chick mixed with Sopranos.
Dave,
As someone (Oso?) mentioned earlier, don’t be fuckin’ around with re-hab! Go after it like ‘mother fuckin’ bootleg rehab’! It is everything in determining whether, or not, you’re gonna spend the rest of your life as a limping old git, or, get your life back! I’m serious as a heart-attack here.
When Anita got her hips replaced, we found out just how important the PT and rehab can be. It’s really important to aggressively go after it.
It will make a huge difference in your quality of life, for the rest of your life!
Either that, or you could go with the “Reg, Fake”…
She rants against communism about 4 minutes in. I fell in love.
AND, it appears she DOESN”T have a dick. Well done, Leon.
ChrisP, roger that.
The nice folks at Scott & White are pretty aggressive about the rehab. I get it that it makes the difference. I’ve been a limping old git for a couple years now and I’m tired of that shit.
Dave-O Rehab it hard dude, im on the semi mend cos im doing mine
Swimming is good low impact rehad. And Car in has a pond!
I has a pool too, but no unprotected immersion until the scar is completely healed.
I shall use saran wrap and duct tape.
heh heh heh Jenna Marbles
The top is derp on the black Corvette
And it’s fly, cause it’s sittin’ on Daytons
I missed God again, why why why?
Actually, He’s supposed to be everywhere, so I wouldn’t sweat it.
Wakey wakey.
I’m gonna try that “Running before I’m awake” thing. I’ll let you know how it goes.
Ocean swim. If I get eaten by a shark I think it would be kind of funny to bury a tiny shoebox. I mean, I’m dead and eaten, so what’s the difference?
Holy shit. Turned the TV on this morning…they were talking about Fast & Furious. There was a quote from a Republican politician about how disturbing and wrong this whole operation was. There was a partial interview with a guy who I think is one of the whistleblowers, talking about how Mexican criminal cartels are laughing at us.
The segment ended with a shot of Holder walking down a hall, and the newsreader saying how the DOJ says it will not discipline him.
Haven’t had my coffee yet, and I switched the channel when I realized what channel I was watching.
It was NBC.
It would be kind of awesome if the last thing you do is a joke. Since it’s a shark attack, it could even be several, successively smaller, leetle boxes.
Wow. I bet Holder gets the axe in an attempt to deflate the scandal. Obama is a dick—to everyone, including his grandmother.
With Obama it’s not whether you’re going to get the knife, it’s when, meaning when is the best time for Obama, politically.
Since it’s a shark attack, it could even be several, successively smaller, leetle boxes.
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Hahahahaha. That’s exactly why you are about the funniest person I know.
Please serve sushi afterward.
*rimshot*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyieI2bxyIk&feature=player_embedded
Three weeks til Carin’s party.
Babe, your avatar should not be giving cooking tips. Very funny.
The run wasn’t really fun, but I made it. I’m in the D now for another day of joyous painting etc. someone call me if MJ gets eaten by a shark.
MJ jumped the weiner.
I brewed chocolate, then stick-blendered grassfed butter into it.
A great day is sure to follow.
Breakfast today will be a salad.
Katie Holmes is single. Supposedly over Scientology.
Katie, call me. We can make this work.
Fitocracy is down because the storms knocked out power at the server.
Likely excuse.
I went back to see who wins the chicken. It wasn’t me, even though “bitches love batteries” is way better.
Will Submitted on 2012/01/19 at 1:36 pm
“We’ll getcha started.”
>> Breakfast today will be a salad.
The hell? Wasn’t dinner a salad too?
It’s like I don’t even know you anymore.
Mrs. Caruthers said pretty much every meal in Estonia included a slaw of some sort. Usually carrot slaw, sometimes cabbage.
Breakfast included.
Good morning, cool peeps.
*collects Cyn in one arm, two mimosas in my other hand, and steers her toward the breffish table*
Good call; thanks, Dave!
You got your tootsies dippin’ in the water yet?
It’s supposed to be 1922-degrees F here today. Ugh. I’m taking off north for the weekend where it’s only 1907-degrees F. Nipply.
I’m actually a little nervous about my long drive today in the heat.
Actually, doesn’t look like we’re gonna break 90 here, so I’m prolly fine. Just have to remember my “learn spanish in your car” cds.
Where are you headed, Leon?
Niles, MI. About 8 miles north of Notre Dame.
3 hours in the car, each way, and it has to be a day trip because of Bronycon.
Safe travels. How are you liking your new ride?
It makes me feel sensible and sexy to girls with comfortable shoes.
I’m at work this morning, but I assure you there will be skinny dippin this afternoon
Hawt!
Slap a Mitt sticker on your rear window and you’ll have so many conservative women tossing their panties at you that you’ll have to use your windshield wipers all the time.
Don’t forget the sunscreen, Dave. And, um, maybe the zinc oxide schtuff.
Lapeerpalooza is right around the corner.
What are we doing about food?
We are bringing clams, extension cords and a coffee pot.
*must protect the hiney*
Cyn, I figure an NRA window sticker will do the trick. Might also stop UAW thugs from keying it.
Scott–might you need one of those pop-up shade canopy dealies?
Dave–that too, but I was thinking of your nose and ears. Mostly.
Leon–even hawtter.
Shower time.
Why the fuck would anyone go to Niles on purpose?
>> Dave–that too, but I was thinking of your nose and ears. Mostly.
*winks*
Holy shit those storms that ran from Indiana to Virginia were bad. Over a million people without power and a bad heatwave on top of that.
It’s likely to happen again today, just a little further North and East.
Why the fuck would anyone go to Niles on purpose?
I lived there from 6 months of age to 18 years of age. My parents have moved away, but my friends’ parents haven’t.
Gotta remember, 36 years ago, it was a nice little town and a decent place to live.
And besides, it’s not like it’s Detroit or Benton Harbor.
/racist
Fair enough. A lot of those little towns are fairly nice. Just… not much there.
Niles had a few good places to eat, easy access to Indiana fireworks, and free parking everywhere.
It was a surprise all right….
http://tinyurl.com/7e6zud6
Cyn?
http://tinyurl.com/8a4uuue
Dammit, now I want some fat duck and vinyl-clad hot chick.
That’s not really a change, I wanted those things before Brad linked them.
I may have just a touch of obsession with Bianca Beauchamp.
Maybe.
Also, I’m afraid of heights, so if I was on top of this contraption, I’d be puking my guts out:
http://tinyurl.com/7we7he3
Unless I finally acquire mutant superpowers or figure out how to make my Iron Man suit actually fly, I’m going no-fucking-any-fucking-where near that thing.
Funny. “Nine awful products for men”
How many of those do you have, Dave? 6?
TIME TO DRIVE! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
So sick of painting.
I keep forgetting even a radio.
Mrs. Caruthers said pretty much every meal in Estonia included a slaw of some sort. Usually carrot slaw, sometimes cabbage.
We may be having slaw tomorrow along with a pasta salad also doused in vinegar and oil.
Car in, the husband decided to paint a few walls in anticipation of our guests tomorrow. I’m seeing a lot of touch-ups I’m going to have to do. *sigh*
Car in, it was Will. I looked it up.
I read every comment all the way back to Jan 19.
I was up all night.
Mine were the funniest, right?
I’m headed out to the cool(er) country, cool kids. Stay out of trouble, or at least try not to get caught while I’m gone.
Good day, scofflaws.
I’ve been to Niles, but not on purpose. I took a wrong turn.
You are perhaps the worst bullshitter on the planet.
I mean, jeebers, when I bullshit I contribute at least a modicum of talent and style to the effort.
vision blurry.
BTW, my comment at 1:16 was bullshit. I think I actually have been to Niles, I just can’t remember why.
You are perhaps the worst bullshitter on the planet.
Nuh-uh. See: Carney, Jay.
Sean,
How was dinner? Did you make it to the Cuban place?
Nah, Scott is still the worst bullshitter on the planet. His falsehoods have no flair, no panache, no fashion.
Dinner was great, Crispy. I had oxtail in criollo sauce.
I saw your comment last night, but I think you were gone before I could respond. We’ve had several Cuban places around Orange County. The one we used to really like went out of business a few years back, and this one just opened sometime this year.
Man, I wish there was a Cuban place around my house. Within 3 miles, I can get virtually any kind of cuisine, except Cuban.
The weird thing about this area is that in spite of the fact that we’ve got a ginormous Asian population, there are hardly any Thai restaurants.
Guess we gotta play Michigan music, since it’s only 3 weeks away:
Scott doesn’t sleep, he waits.
Some of the storm pictures from accuweather. Takes a minute to load:
http://www.accuweather.com/en/weather-news/shocking-images-follow-super-d/67389
That’s freaky
Are all of our Hostage folks OK after yesterday’s storms? Yikes!
I’ve noticed a few times here that when it gets especially hot we’ll sometimes hear the wind start gusting – I always thought it was odd, but we’ve never had it last very long, especially if there isn’t an accompanying thunderstorm.
Sounds like a “perfect storm” happened inland yesterday.
Xbrad’s link is giving me the heebie jeebies.
Sorry, dave. The Maddow one caused a very earnest fellow named Sam to tweet earnestly about misogyny.
Open house count at 45. I was just informed that dear husband invited neighbors I perhaps shared words with, twice. And someone, who the last time she visited did the check the dust finger swipe across my furniture in front of everyone.
*puts bowl on head*
*slowly rocks in corner*
Menu –
beer
brats
sliders
slaw
pasta salad
tomato salad
beer
soda
beans
cake
variety of mini muffins
gooey butter cookies
cream cheese squares
beer
*wonders what I’m missing*
beasn, ya need more beer.
I’m not sending Will a chicken. Contest was open only to those coming to lapeerpalooza.
*copies beans’s list for party.
Man it’s hot,
It’s 93 here. Cold front.
Same cold front here in DFW. I’m lookin’ for a sweater.
Killed it dead!
Michael is just jealous, he isn’t thoughtful like me.
might get thunderstorms in a bit.. but no delgado, or whatever that thing was
New poat for people who aren’t living in the past.
Comment by God on June 29, 2012 6:04 pm
I promise to send a couple of thunderstorms around occasionally, just for the fun of it.
Nice one, God.
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