Nooner, bitches. How is everybody? That’s fantabulous. I wrote this song on Tuesday, just after we heard the death of democracy in a 49 minute decision about the CLOSEST ELECTION EVER!1111!!!1 FORWARD!!!11!1!!
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Apparently the media had a really bad case of Male Interpretation Confusion Syndrome. You know the symptoms: 1. Six inches is actually nine. 2. Three minutes is upwards of a half an hour. 3. Just the tip, I promise.
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Today’s model is drop dead fucking gorgeous. If you don’t think so, I can’t help you. She was born in England in the super sexy year of 1989. A quick review of her finishing school grades reveals that she graduated magna cum laude with a 32F-28-32. Please welcome Melissa Debling!!!!!
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Pencils up? Yeah, thought so.
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1694 – English troop landing at Brest attack (300 killed).
1786 – Commercial ice cream was manufactured for the first time — in New York City.
1794 – Robespierre inaugurates the French Revolution’s new state religion, the Cult of the Supreme Being,
1869 – Ives W. McGaffey of Chicago, IL received a U.S. patent for the suction vacuum cleaner.
1887 – Herman Hollerith applies for US patent #395,791 for the ‘Art of Applying Statistics‘ – his punched card calculator.
1947 – “Lassie” debuted on ABC radio.
1949 – George Orwell’s Nineteen Eighty-Four is published.
1953 – The United States Supreme Court rules that Washington, D.C. restaurants could not refuse to serve black patrons.
1984 – Homosexuality is declared legal in the Australian state of New South Wales.
2004 – The first Venus Transit in modern history takes place, the previous one being in 1882.
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Have a great weekend. When the ER doctor asks, “Just how on earth did you get a shampoo bottle up there?” You might want to respond like this.
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Top 5, easy.
Oh. My. Goodness. Wow. Hello.
THIS IS BULLSHIT
dickhole
I don’t get it. Where’s all the backfat?
Nice one MJ!
Poor girl is wearing electrical tape up there or something.
It’s keeping the backfat in, Car in.
THIS IS BULLSHIT
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http://is.gd/LlXctM
We were given a bottle of ’96 Dom Perignon for wedding gift. One just like it is on Ebay for $269. We’re gonna drink that bitch tonight.
I like her hair. She has nice hair.
She has hair?
http://qkme.me/3pg3g8
mmm hmmm
What took them so long? http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=241jxCN1AfQ
She seems nice!
Blondes? After all these years?
That ad took nearly 3 hours to produce and distribute.
This race is going to be fun.
You really haven’t done too many blondes, MJ. Nice to see you correcting your racist tendencies. If you like that sort of thing.
That really was damn impressive, Scott. Good to see the RNC waking up a bit; now let’s hope that they can keep this up.
*crosses all fingers and toes and whatnot for luck*
You really haven’t done too many blondes, MJ.
Heh.
Good to see the RNC waking up a bit
Yep, seems Reince is indeed The Man of Steele.
HAHAHAHA….”the private sector is doing fine.”
Evidently, as President, you can score the best drugs.
Reince is indeed The Man of Steele
*guffaws*
Choom gang rides again!
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/schindlers-list-producer-censored-montana-graduation-speech-334409
Sounds like this principal is getting an earful.
Ha! Steele was so lousy.
RACIST!!!!!1111!!!!!
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/gerald-molen-schindlers-list-producer-obama-documentary-317498
Same producer as above is making “The Roots of Obama’s Rage” by Dinesh D’Souza into a documentary.
“*crosses all fingers and toes and whatnot for luck*”
you can cross your whatnot…? that’s talent…
Evidently, as President, you can score the best drugs.
*makes calls to establish steering committee for PAC formation*
It was a very good finishing school, Jam.
Movie will be out this summer. Wonder what kind of stink it will raise, or if we’ll even see it.
http://www.dineshdsouza.com/news/may2016update/
Not even gonna click that to give that ass-supporter any hits.
What else do they teach at finishing school?
http://tinyurl.com/6rysdmd
You really haven’t done too many blondes, MJ.
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True, but each one was special.
Goat Ninja. Ow.
My link, Cyn? What’s up? I like Dinesh. Was a good book, too.
If he’s doing something on Obama, I can’t say that I’m particularly interested. His first was great though.
I’d like to do something on Obama.
*ties cherry stem in a knot as learned in finishing school, curtsies, hands to Jay as a peace offering*
Obama’s stinking up the joint today. I guess he’s just not on his game after a long week of fundraising.
Here, try again:
Crap. One more:
No need, just wondering what you knew that I didn’t.
*still confused, but appreciate the display of dexterity. Impressive.
Huh. Still doesn’t look all that great.
*pouts
What happens if I do this:
Nothing.
what a fucking fail.
Yeah, the twitter embed thing is disappointing, lately. It seems to work at other sites.
Someone tell this dumbass that when you’re getting headed you trim sails or change tacks.
*unsubscribes to Carin’s blog-commenting newsletter*
Pasting works Carin, just doesn’t have his pic or the fancy frame or the little bird thingy.
Ah. So that’s how you do it.
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*unsubscribes from Cyn’s blog/twitter tech newsletter
Well “I” managed that. up there at 3:14.
I was going for MORE.More umpf.
[never mind]
Yes, that’s why “I” told you it worked.
*unsubscribes from Carin’s hot crunches for twinkling belly piercings newsletter*
Car in is doing just fine.
Hush now, Scott. I’m trying to get a pillow fight going here. 😉
Go vajazzle your foof.
Yes, that’s why “I” told you it worked.
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It’s NOT working. It doesn’t look cool or sparkly or anything. It’s just a big old disappointment. I could have just cut and pasted what he said.
*pouts harder
*unsubscribes from Carin’s hot crunches for twinkling belly piercings newsletter
Oh yea?
*unsubs from Cyn’s dominatrix tips for domestic diva’s newsletter
This is *obviously * war.
I guess this would be more appropriate if this was Short Skirt Friday, but what the hell, it’s a catchy tune…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBSs3-RfLKk
***fluffs up pillow extra big, and runs to put on nighty
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Somebody call laura, there’s light under the door, and I hear running and giggling.
***scrubs goo off of teeth, pulls pin curlers from hair, spritzes Binaca under pits, tosses away dish towel from left shoulder***
Holy shit. I think the drummer for that band is my old roommate’s younger sister.
FLAME WAR?
FLAME WAR?
Ahem. fuck you.
I’m about to go for a run, though. I’ve been putting it off for about two hours.
Write your own material, Biden.
Olde: Flame War.
New Hotness: Flaming Pillow Battle of the Sexes.
I could prolly get Laura to help me chase you about 63 times around the coffee table. That’d be a good run.
New Hotness: Flaming Pillow Battle of the Sexes.
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I’m in. I’ll be on your team, and I’ll help you ladies change into your PJs.
I could prolly get Laura to help me chase you about 63 times around the coffee table. That’d be a good run.
What are the dimensions of the table? I need to get in 3 or 4 miles minimum.
I’ll chase you in the car, if it’s air conditioned. I’ll get too hot if it’s not.
I’m in. I’ll be on your team, and I’ll help you ladies change into your PJs.
THANK GOD. Cyn always applies her pasties unevenly. It’s distracting.
I’ll chase you in the car, if it’s air conditioned. I’ll get too hot if it’s not.
Could you drive a tad ahead and set up little water stations for me? And maybe cheer me on just a little bit?
that would be SO COOL.
I need to get in 3 or 4 miles minimum.
That many?! Um, we’d better do these cooling jello shots first. I added extra gluten for energy ‘n stuff.
THANK GOD. Cyn always applies her pasties unevenly. It’s distracting.
HAHAHA! Winnah!
FLAME WAR?
http://is.gd/Ju6A7t
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Vince Mancini’s review of Prometheus: http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/06/review-prometheus
crap. it’s still 82 degree. 79. I’ll run if it gets to 79. ugh.
Haha, good one, Andy.
My favorite line:
/shaky cam
OMG, I know there are only 5 17 y/o downstairs, but it sounds like an entire football team.
She is smoking hawt!
saw this hawt chick jogging downtown this morning, first thing in my head was “How the hell did car in get this far south”
LOL.
It just went up a flipping degree. Dangit. I should have run this morning. Dangit.
Well, 1 more 17 y/o, and you would have a rural Iowa/Nebraska 6 man team. So there’s that.
I’d never heard of this incident:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1974_White_House_helicopter_incident
Don’t you think it’s neat that although MJ is incredibly ghey, he enjoys sex with women?
I
“Mare’s random thoughts.”
He’s just faking it.
I approve of today’s model.
Also, I want to be Galactic Star Khan Reince Priebus when I grow up.
I have D&D tonight, a guy coming at 10am tomorrow to maybe buy the Honda, a day of yard work and mowing, and then an evening of billiards and possibly booze. I may have to put off the bacon explosion until Sunday. Too much to do!
Don’t you think it’s neat that although MJ is incredibly ghey, he enjoys sex with women?
It *is* kinda sweet.
He deserves an “atta-boy”.
I’m heading to Detroit to paint rooms. yea me.
Dinner cooked. House is pretty clean. Now if it would just quickly fall a few degrees I could go for a run before mr Car in gets home.
You could run to Detroit. Kill two birds.
You are no help.
The RNC ad that came out only 3 hours after Obama said “the private sector is doing fine” should have looked familiar to us.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DMS7TN8j9U
HAHAHAHA IN YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I now have furniture! I have a new leather couch, a dining table and chairs and hutch. Yay!
Happy friday, beyotches! Let’s grab a beer and touch ourselves inappropriatly.
Woo Hoo!
starting to feel normal again
Yay, Sohos. No longer living like a college student.
Right! *Looks at empty beer cans, kicks empty pizza box out of the way*
Sohos’ new furniture: http://tinyurl.com/7yrvxrh
I once went about 2 years without going to the grocery store.
Whadda fuckin Friday. Who’s ready to watch me hit the crack pipe, fry up some beagle and hash browns, and go skinny dippin?
I see Dave’s been in the bath salts again.
I love that Hutch hahahaha didnt he sing “Dont give up on us baby”?
David Soul. Possibly the worst song of all time.
That’s a pretty high bar when you consider the body of work by Tool
Ahhh, the ’70s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvD71jBlfN4
My new furniture
http://tinyurl.com/yfoq77
hahahahaha Andy!!!!!
The Best of David Soul?????????
1976 in da house!
It’s dead like the 70’s…..
Ahhhh, the ’70s. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yfw8acB7TVk
Ahhhhh the 70’s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GymGszRFN8&feature=related
The 70s were weird.
I know. I was there, and likely part of the reason they were.
*looks around for the bong*
Somebody needs to shut the fuck up.
I worked with a guy today who talked for three straight hours. When I walked away to get water he talked at my back. I had a conversation with another guy while he talked in the background behind us. He told me every Jeff Dunham joke he could remember. When he ran out, he started over from the beginning.
Jesus, I’ve never been so happy to start up a weed-eater. He may not have even shut up then, but I couldn’t hear him any longer.
hahahaha this is the best
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-xRMw0NyW0&feature=related
Hey, all y’all!
Let’s see. . . I spent the 70’s in North Africa, Spain, Sicily, Iceland and Florida. Yup – weird.
Howdy MCPO!!! Get me a beer wouldya?
I’ll see your Alan what’s his name and raise you the Atlanta Rhythm Section
Satisfaction guaranteed.
That’s a pretty high bar when you consider the body of work by Tool
*pokes Dave in his good eye
Pours a Yuengling lager into a cold, crystal pils glass.
Hey sugartits, don’t blame the playa.
Just got back from running . broke my rule. It was still 80 degrees out there. Man, that sucked.
Shameless:
bla bla bla
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The 70’s weren’t all bad. This one could be our theme song soon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmC_OhP7V2w
fack. What a day.
This is all I remember from the 70’s:
Off to see Prometheus. Later, H8rs.
Everyone pray for me right at this moment that my husband left his briefcase at work. INSIDE work. Not outside. pls.
How many Hotspurs can you take in a fight?
Tried Yuengling for the first time a few weeks back.
I don’t know if it’s that my palate has gotten used to ales (IPA especially), but that is some nasty ass lager. For the first day.
On the third day I was digging it.
First couple of days were rough though.
We toughed it out because dumping beer is just wrong.
Ok Carin.
There really is a ton of cool music from the 70s.
AWB
and TOP
I’ve never had Yuengling.
True story.
Ha. Michellesmirror has a picture of Michelle’s backside as she’s getting in a car.
Ha ha ha …
I still have a bunch of teenagers in my house, and a husband who’s pissed, and I’m not very happy either.
Love it!
http://tinyurl.com/2a97ja6
Then you can have mine, MCPO. And rest assured that my demand for it will not exert upward pressure on the price.
Carin, what’s the problem? Can you put some of those teens to work?
That’s usually the best way to get rid of excess children. Ask them to pitch in somehow.
ATTENTION EVERYONE! IT’S TIME FOR TEENAGERS TO WEED THE GARDEN.
heh. They will scatter like roaches
Pale Moon installed and I LIKE IT!!11!
She should have sucker punched the baddest looking teenager.
She is going to lose control.
Maybe she should just sucker punch them all. To make it fair.
OMG IT’S A YUENGLING!!!!
I’ve never had Yuengling.
Meh, me either.
*slips vodka with pinkie extended*
1) Put some Schlitz in your trunk
2) Wait 4-6 months
3) Enjoy
slips?
Annikin killed all of the Yuenglings.
Heh. Little bit apparently.
Ask those little jock sniffers if they’d like to hear the story of Ethan’s birth.
Goodbye children.
A little bit is better than nada, sometimes you want the whole enchilada.
Ask those little jock sniffers if they’d like to hear the story of Ethan’s birth.
Show the video of the birth.
Or, even better, show the video of the conception.
Eh , they’re actually all pretty nice. I even fed them. They’re never going to leave now.
I kinda like the Tubes.
Don’t judge me.
Did anybody form a posse to bring anybody else to justice today?
Did anybody form a posse to bring anybody else to justice today?
I told a woman in dallas that she was an idiot without ruining our chances to close the deal.
If you don’t like Yuengling lager, you hate America.
I just had a glass of soda shatter in my hands. Weird. It split perfectly in two. I didn’t knock it on anything or tap it against something. It just broke.
And sent Coke and ice all over the floor, of course.
Fuck you ice!
I never tried Yuengling. I don’t think they sell it anywhere around here.
I don’t think they sell it anywhere around here.
It spoils quickly, so you have to live closer to the brewery.
Like on the loading dock of the brewery.
Two kids left.
>> I just had a glass of soda shatter in my hands. Weird.
What happened to the no slips rule?
No slips in the summer time. Too hot.
Two kids left.
poison is taking affect, huh?
Hola, biznitches.
if only there were a body of water nearby I could fall into while changing a pool sweeper filter.
if only…
if only there were a body of water nearby I could fall into while changing a pool sweeper filter.
put some clothes on, dude….
gotta work tomorrow, so I’m out like Albert Pujols, kidleys.
Who the hell allowed *MJ* to do HHD? Man, I leave for a couple of days, all kinds of shit happens.
>> put some clothes on, dude….
Make me. I’m workin tomorrow too. I deserve this
This is so amazing! I am sitting on my couch watching TV. I missed The Game of Thrones for the last month UGH….I need to catch up
He showed some initiative and did it himself, roamy. Teh wimmens and Jewstin hadn’t bothered to put anything together.
This is so amazing! I am sitting on my couch watching TV.
They should make a movie about your life. 😉
Busy days, I guess. I’m too tired to argue, but when *I* did BBF, it was wimmen in lingerie.
At least tell me there’s some DG or Henry pics linked in the last few days, right? Might as well be cute babies from people I know.
There might have been a DG pic while you were gone, Roams.
And people wonder where guys get the idea that a lot of women are at least a little bit bi.
I’m just saying is all.
could be they’re teasing on us.
just a thought.
Did anybody see this?
“More on the awards from BreitbartAwards.com:
We will honor three individuals – from the realms of professional journalism, blogging, and citizen activism – whose efforts advance the spirit of Andrew Breitbart’s work. Nominations will be accepted for individuals who are driven by an indomitable pursuit for truth and accountability, and whose work has broken meaningful ground in advancing those causes on behalf of the public good.
Duane Lester (Ace of Spades HQ) won the Blogger of the Year Award, Phillip Klein won the Full-Time Reporter of the Year Award, and Andrew Marcus won the Citizen Journalist of the Year Award.”
This makes it look like Duane (LibertyNews and AllAmericanblogger.com) is Ace! Is Duane prepared for BK?
WTF,O?
could be they’re teasing on us.
Who, us?
**puts on the all innocent look
**busts out laughing, pours a couple of glasses of wine, hands one to Cyn, winks and clinks.
I KNOWED IT!!
I recall seeing a release that Ace *had* won that… maybe he declined??
*winks and clinks back*
My illusions, they are shattered.
ace won and declined.
Wow.
Now I’m inclined to ask ‘why’, but I’m kinda nosy that way sometimes.
Ace won and declined, for his and family safety, but “Twitchy Team” post makes it look like Duane is Ace!
Is Duane ready for BK?
This could totally go sideways.
Of course, it could be a trap.
/Admiral Akbar
Sitting on front porch watching sprinkler water periwinkles. And drinking bud light premium. Hey!!!! My shit has Sohos’ beat.
It’s not my place to say. I believe he deserved it.
I always figured ace to have a cool real name. Like LeeRoy or BillyBob or something. Dewaine is dissapointing.
I hope that Ace still went to the ceremony.
That’s not his name, PG; he doesn’t even look like Duane!
Okay, maybe a little.
I’m not an especial fan of Obama, but one effect of his drone offensive is settling a few old scores.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan_Am_Flight_73
At least one of the terrorists involved in this bloodbath was popped by a Hellfire.
Cyn,
Ace wouldn’t go because of photogs. He values his anonyminity.
Perhaps, Chrispy, especially lately maybe, but he has been photo’d at CPAC a few years back. There was even video too, IIRC.
He has reasons, and I agree with em
No doubt. What an honor to be the first… still kicks ass none the less.
damned shame, but the threat, very real.
Crazy ridiculous that it’s real by any stretch of the imagination.
Would have been nice if they’d have live streamed the ceremony. The new media and whatnot. C’est la vie.
Debra Grace has hit the 6 lb mark. YIPPEE!
http://flic.kr/p/bVqgda
I think that’s the first pic I’ve seen with her eyes open. Awesome, MCPO.
Atta girl!! They both look wonderful, Chief.
SIX POUNDS!
*pardon me whilst I wipe an .. ok never mind*
This is a good thing. Awesome news about the peanut baby girl!
Yea, DG! She’s looking great!
Folks getting careless and stupid at Aces, and the ban-hammer is swinging!
Some folks seem to think this is a joke.
They have no idea…
Looks like all handled
And it looks like we have a new poat too.
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